UK Pupils Logged on ‘Hate Register’

Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill.

Known around Whitehall as the type of person who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil, the Rt Hon Ed Bollocks MP – a staunch Gordon Broon stooge and a man equipped with the grandiose title of ‘Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families’ - working in close collusion with the Ministry for Wasting Time & Money and the Common Purpose social engineering (brainwashing) group - plus the dodgy mind-bending sadists inhabiting Tavistock House - have given the term ‘tilting at windmills’ a nouveau Kafkaesque definition.

In a move that imposes draconian legislation on primary schools – and every other venue of social interaction - teachers must from now on log playground taunts to feed the voracious maw of a new Big Brother government database – which will result in the names and personal details of pupils of a mere five years of age being recorded on the ‘Hate Register’ for life if they dare even say ‘Boo!’ to a goose.

In an example of political correctness gone absolutely stark raving bonkers school heads will be legally bound to list all children on their computerised 'hate registers' who are guilty of making everyday common or garden playground cat-call insults to others.

Under the statutes of this non compos mentis social experiment even minor incidents must be recorded as examples of serious bullying and details kept on a database until the pupil leaves secondary school – at which time they will be transferred to the person’s local Community Watch Gestapo Squad files.

Teachers have been ordered that even if a primary school child uses homophobic or racist words such as ‘faggot’ or ‘golly’ without knowing their meaning, simply explaining to them that such words might be hurtful and upsetting for the ‘faggots’ and ‘gollies’ to whom they were referred, is insufficient and the ‘crime’ has to be recorded - and the offender’s behaviour monitored for future signs of 'hate bullying’ at all stages of development and social interaction.

These ‘hate crimes’ – so reminiscent of Orwell’s ‘thought crimes’ - will also be recorded in databases held by shit-for-brains local council jobsworths and made available to Whitehall and Ministers at the Brussels-based EUSSR to help them devise future anti-bullying campaigns - and select likely sadists for membership of their on-going global war military machine ranks.

The scale of the effort to stop children using homophobic or racist language was revealed after the parents of Frankie Tourettes - a six-year-old primary school pupil at Smegmadale-on-Sea’s St. Sodom’s School for Latter Day Morons - were told that his name would be put on the computerised ‘hate register’ and his unruly social behaviour monitored by the government for life.

Apparently one fellow male pupil – an iffy effeminate type with a perma-suntan whose parents originated in Asia, and known only as Abdul, dropped his pants and whispered in Frankie’s ear ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” – to which Frankie responded “Fuck off yer Paki Moslem faggot before I stick the nut on yer!”

Hence simply calling a spade ‘a spade’ – even if it was a shovel – got poor little Frankie’s name entered into a perpetual criminal database for ‘homophobic, sectarian and rascist’ remarks – simply due him refusing to be mauled and molested by a dark-skinned Islamic bumboy.

Thus young Tourettes is now labelled the local neighbourhood anti-Christ in the eyes of the Smegmadale-on-Sea Education Authority’s Civil Enforcement Officer – Jacko Bogbrush – a rehabilitated rhubarb addict with an NVQ1 Diploma in Tomcat Whispering whose only claim to fame is the fact he once appeared on the X-Factor doing an impersonation of Anthony Gormless’s “Twat of the North' moron statue.

Bogbrush, formerly employed by the Renta-Thug security agency – received a police caution in 2009 - and an on-the-spot fine of £30 - for harassing a mock turtle at a bus stop.

In another incident last year a seven-year-old girl, Feryl Beryl McTwatt, was reported for 'racist bullying' at her school near Crapford-on-Wye.

Beryl was chased by two eleven-year-old girls, one of whom taunted her that she had chocolate or brown shit on her face. McTwatt shouted back to one of the girls, who was black, with the rejoinder “Go get eff'ed yer golly slapper – at least mine’ll wash off!”

Well, reflecting on the once-futuristic writings of Orwell, Kafka and Aldous Huxley, I don’t know so much about ‘Brave New World’ as it equating more with ‘Totally Fucked Up Britain’.

One day some historian or social philosopher – or perhaps clinical psychoanalyst – will look back, scratch their head in earnest and pronounce “Who the phuck was running this ‘circus without a tent’ pantomime – Wiley T. Coyote?”

When they consider the pathetic state of the coprophagous career bottom feeders that comprised the pettifogging bureaucracy of local government and the self-importance of its officials – and too of Bliar’s - and Broon’s - pervert-ridden government of poofs and kiddie fiddlers, someone is bound to question “Why didn’t humanity use its numerical potential to say NO to the system and cease to cooperate with its own enslavement?”