SNP's Blackford Sleaze Exposed

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Arrogant Politico's Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: 'Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of the Scottish Nonce Party's nauseating hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:001% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The Scottish Nonce Party’s gobshite leader in London's Westminster-based Mother of all Parliaments, none other than that loathsome, septic 'man of the people' Ian Blackford, informed his party conference that BoJo's Tory Nasty Party government is 'engulfed in sleaze, cronyism and corruption' - (apparently in that order of importance) - and veers from one crisis to another – (as if the Scottish Nonce Protectors doesn't) – and further initiated a call for a vindictive SNP-sponsored House of Conmans vote to censure Boris & Co – on the concocted grounds that 'BoJo has lost his Mojo'.

Sleaze? Que? WTF? This insufferable cunt Slackford talking about sleaze in Worstminster – what a line of brazen hypocrisy when we consider Nonceland's 'semi-devolved' Holyrood Parliament's record of 'sleaze with bells on' – let alone his personal career record of sleaze – from borderline corruption to blatant nepotism - and lobbying for private commercial enterprises – not overlooking his protracted back-stabbing campaign against the late – and lamented - Lib-Dum leader, Charles Kennedy – all for the purpose of self-interest – an aberrant  human nature character failing he continues to exercise unabated – with his perennial target of the day now being the Tory Peppa Pig Party leader, Bonkers Boris Nonsense.

Blackheart, the SNP's MP for the Ross, Skye and Lochaber constituency, publicly harbours a delusion that bonny Nonceland should choose independence to, quote: 'escape the constant crisis of Westminster control'.

In his virtual speech to the SNP conference the wanker claimed 'Independence is within our grasp - and splitting from the United Kingdom the pathway to safety and stability'.

Yeah, the SNP's – or rather Nickerless Sturgeon's - wet dream. Independence from their English masters in Westminster – then remain a member of the EUSSR, with Brussels unelected klepto' bureaucraps giving the Holyrood politicos their 'do this' orders, and setting Scottish laws.

What, might we pertinently inquire, type of 'Independence' is that? Fer fuck's sake, what are these morons about? The likes of their history's patriots, Robert the Bruce n William Wallace must be howling 'Treason' from their respective graves.

So, that's the lard-arsed McSlackford's opinion – that BoJo's Peppa Pig Party government is 'engulfed in sleaze, cronyism and corruption' - further citing a cash for honours scandal, a cash for contracts scandal, a text for tax breaks scandal, and even a cash for curtains scandal.

No shit, Sherlock, the hypocrisy of that statement takes the fucking biscuit, coming out of gobshite Blackford's noxious, halitosis-afflicted craw.

Fer fuck's sake – Worstminster sleaze under the Tories? Under the bloated, groper Salmond – and now this ginger-miingin incompetent Sturgeon - (why the fuck are the all named after fish?) - the SNP are so morally unscrupulous - graft n corruption-ridden - that kiddie fiddling by establishment (Freemason) nonces is considered a non-crime – and even when complaint upon complaint are reported to Police Nonceland, the Freemason-infested Plod Squad – and Judiciary – from fiscals to judges – (the Magic Circle) - simply ignore all – and instead pursue, harass, and persecute the complainants. (Google Hollie Greig – and the Docherty / Petersham-Crimonmogate paedo-cult sex abuse of disabled minors scandals).

Nonceland's entire 'Injustice' system is an entrepôt of criminal calibre sleaze – and as to establishment corruption in the political 'corporatocracy' arena – Holyrood represents a den of iniquity viz shady deals and lobbying – with Blackford no 'palm crossed with silver' stranger to the latter.

Such blatant hubris from the porcine Slackford – the SNP's self-appointed 'voice of the poor' – an ex-bankster toff with the credibility of a skateboarding meerkat – exampled by his more scent than substance display of support for the Cop26 fiasco in Glassie – then back to driving a gas guzzling Range Rover – and up on his hind legs at the next PMQs – sermonising yet again viz Tory sleaze and Nonceland's Neverendum Indyref2.

Aye, we hear the ever-obnoxious Blackford gobbing off parrot-fashion, viz how Nonceland should push harder for independence to 'escape the constant crisis of Worstminster control' – but the pigshit-thick twat simply cannot come to terms with the fact the entire Neverendum theme – for an Indyref2 – is accursed by apathy and disillusionment – on the part of Scots.

Tis a fact, that with petulant wankers alike Slackford dominating the top rungs of Holyrood's political establishment ladder, and simply shouting about a break from the UK union, then the SNP will forever lack the imagination and hard work required to win any semblance of independence.

There again, while bonny Scotland is still considered too juvenile and reckless, akin to some delinquent teen, to be granted full and complete independence from 'Adult' Westminster supervision, the Carib' island of Barbados was granted total independence as a republic yesterday - with the blessings of QE2, Prince Dobby, and BoJo's Tory crew.

For all his semi-deranged, hate-fuelled tantrums and raging invectives directed against 'things English', repeatedly spouted with ire and vindictive malice during his weekly performances at PMQ’s, the contentious Slackford is on a par with the SNP's lard-arsed, groping ex-Worst Minister, the corpulent Salmond – another class act Porky Pict fuelled on ego – and with scandalous secrets to hide – blighted by a cellulite overload that marks him as a paunchy gobshite who looks to be a couple of blubbery overweight steps away from a fatal coronary or stroke.

Returning to Blackford's fixation subject of 'sleaze, cronyism and corruption', it's about time to turn the klieg lights on his 'snout in the trough' lifestyle.

Blackford only managed to wheedle his way into the Ross, Skye and Lochaber parliamentary seat in the 2015 General Election following a bitter and deeply unpleasant dog-whistle political campaign - in which he purposely unleashed, with antagonistic malice aforethought, an utterly despicable and vindictive, vicious torrent of abuse via his #Where'sCharlie? character assassination attacks on the former Lib-Dum leader, Charles Kennedy, during the final days of his life, following his long, and alas, losing, battle with alcoholism.

Kennedy's faults beside, he was an honourable and honest man – desirable character aspects that the pompous Blackford definitely lacks – in abundance.

Albeit the only reason the Ross, Skye and Lochaber constituency voters marked a tick by Blackfoot's name on the ballot sheet was due the fact their 'alternative option' candidates were of an even worse character calibre.

Sleaze, cronyism and corruption – 'not on my watch', professes Slackford, with unqualified arrogance, and his snout firmly in the taxpayer-funded political machine trough.

Hmmm, such blatant hubris – and lies - from this porcine hypocrite of Ross-shire.

Though that's always a problem when ego surpasses intellect – these cunts delude themselves they are beyond reproach – untouchable. A common fault with the Scottish Nonce Party's politico membershits – as too with Scotland's entire graft n corruption-ridden Masonic sodomite / pederast-infested judiciary.

While Blackfoot may be held in a certain esteem by some misguided sector of society, perhaps due his rumoured membership of Scottish Rite Freemasonry's Tartan Tadgers Club – he is privately described by friends and associates alike as a duplicitous and self-righteous, sanctimonious dog wanker - with the personality of a rabid pit bull.

Simply put, a dislikeable and disagreeable individual. Ergo, an 'all-round nasty cunt', by any other name.

But that's politicos of Slackford's malodorous ilk - distrusted due their perennial back-biting, ridiculous hperbole, and specious political narratives - forever out to malign and slander some hapless political figure – duly regarded as an SNP gobshite thug and class act Taurus bully – who apparently gets quite offended when other House of Conmans MPs refer to him as a pig-eyed bag of shit.    

Mr 'No Sleaze On My Watch' Blackbird is in the multi-millionaire ranks – purportedly from his bankster days – or perhaps the rumours are true - viz padding his record Worstminster MP expense claims for the 2018/19 period, of £240,000 nicker – second only to the DUP's wanker of an MP, Jim Shannon, at £242,135.71.

And that is just 'expenses' – a figure apart from his substantial MSP's salary – £81,932 - and his numerous 'second job' incomes.

Yep, working from home (his zillion quid 'croft' (read 'mansions x 2') on the Isle of Skye must be real expensive.

Of the 650 House of Conmans MP expenses claims, they average out at £115,445 quid – a wee thriftier bit short of £240 grand.

And that, folks, is fuck all when we consider what the money-grubbing cunt claimed and manage to extract for the 2020 period - a total of £256,000, a rise of £16,000 from the previous year – whereas in his Ross, Lochaber and Skye 'Third World' crofters constituency, that very same amount - a £16,000 quid expenses increase - exceeds many of his wage packet constituent's annual earnings.

Yep, Blackford's just another trough-dweller – and if Nonceland's IndtRef2 ever came off, and Independence from Worstminster a reality, then the tosspot would not longer be living 'high on the hog' (sic) and pocketing £250,000+ in expenses from Holyrood.

As to the 'second jobs / lobbying aspects, Blackford, an investment banker in a previous incarnation, described himself as - 'just a simple crofter, farming a rocky ten acres' - in a Westminster Budget debate three years ago – a statement which raised howls of laughter from other MPs, with one remarking 'apparently his simple croft is valued at half a million £££ nicker'.

For the record, rumour has it that Blackford owns not one, but 'two' crofts – with one up for sale, and a £400,000 quid price tag attached.

Mr Sleaze also works part-time for funeral planners Golden Charter Trust Ltd., for which service, between April 2020 and March 2021, was paid £38,967 quid – and from December 2015 to April 2020, was paid a further £3,000 per month.

An additional £1,000 readies per month rolled in from serving as chairman - (did someone say 'lobbyist for'?) - of the CommsWorld telecoms business in which he owned £70,000 quids-worth of shares.

While no record is readily available – yet - for his lobbying work on behalf of FlySkye, Blackford's election campaign was bankrolled by London hedge fund manager, David Craigen.

On the nepotism side, Slackarse employs his stepson, a certain John O'Leary, as a 'caseworker' at his constituency office in Dingwall – who was awarded a £7,589 pay rise due 'Daddy' upgrading his job rank from 'caseworker' to 'senior caseworker' – and bringing his annual salary to £35,465 nicker. Not a bad income for a mere 'simple Skye crofter's' lad – but dare we inquire what manner of qualifications warrant O'Leary being promoted to the 'seniority' post – and awarded this exorbitant 25% pay raise? Or should we go one further and ask – nepotism aside – why he was hired as a 'caseworker' in the first instance? Perhaps due the fact no other fucker would employ him? 

Typical of the underhanded tactics of the SNP's ginger-mingin Nickeless McKrankie, she and her PR team recently attempted to get the serial whingeing Slackford on the BBC Breakfast show for an 'I'll do all the talking' interview to expose Tory sleaze – a back-stabbing move that was politely turned down – in fact the SNP PR bods were told to 'go fuck off' with their intended slander n smear propaganda mission.

Blackford suffers from a major personality defect viz failing to engage brain before gobbing off, yet again, on some little researched matter that highlights his personal, and SNP, lack of statecraft and savoir-faire – and their gross hypocrisy, – exampled by his back-firing 'England's rivers are flowing with shit' social media message – which garnered a righteous rejoinder of 'Much like Holyrood – full of shit'.

This followed an Environment Agency press release that 403,171 spills of sewage occurred into England’s rivers and seas in 2020 – a fact that charged water companies to initiate a reduction in sewage overspills over the next five years.

Conversely, Blackford might have been quick to highlight England’s poor water pollution record , but was stricken dumb silent on Scotland’s standing – with the Scottish Water quango guilty of an unacceptably high number of leaks - in 2020 alone there were a total of 12,725 spill events - up 40 percent on 2016.

This presented an issue so critical that the Scottish Environment Protection Agency (Sepa) are hesitant to review Scottish Water’s operating licences viz fears they are not a fit and competent body to be in charge of Scotland's potable water and sewage treatment systems.

And that view of Scottish Water’s incompetence actually mirrors Blackford in entirety. 'Not a fit and competent person to represent Scotland in Westminster'.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1518989/ian-blackford-earnings-second-job-snp-latest-vn

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Starmer's Labour: The Malcontents Party

Yet another round of Tory party back-biting gets underway, headed by Labour's chief hypocrite, the ginger-mingin' Angela 'AirPods' Rayner, demanding the House of Conmans Stasi kick start an investigation into a £6 million quid loan she claims Commons Leader Jacob Rees-Moggy failed to declare in his ministers’ interests.

Really, WTF is it with Labour n this gaggle of IQ-deficient cunts Stammerer has appointed to shadow cabinet posts?

They fail to innovate owt of any constructive socio-political use to the public estate, yet simply go into moan-a-thon mode, continually whingeing - n conduct character assassinations of the party members in power.

Are Bojo n his Tory cohorts the bee's knees? Fuck, no – far from it.  How about Labour? Even further from it. These are the EUSSR stooge 'Remainiac' cunts – under the likes of Stammerer n Rayner – who attempted to reverse the Brexit 'Leave' ballot result and have a second round vote – to accommodate their own corrupt self interests.

Further to their eternal shame and damnation, lest we forget – Labour were the criminal shits who dragged Broken Britain into an illegal war in the Middle East back in 2003, under the leadershit of that closet case cottaging cunt, Tony Bliar

So, WTF is the ranga Rayner's solution to suspected Tory sleaze?

We quoteth: “Labour (in office / power) would stop the rot, overhaul this broken system and establish an independent Integrity and Ethics Commission to stamp Conservative corruption out of our democracy.”

Wow! An 'Integrity and Ethics Commission' no less. On a par with the post-apartheid / Mandela rule era Truth & Reconciliation Commission in South Africa – and what a restorative justice fuck up that turned out to be.

So, we pertinently inquire, will Chief Justice Rayner be presiding over the judicial bench of her proposed Integrity and Ethics 'Inquisition' (or diligently recuse herself) – and secondly, will the interrogators be singularly targeting the likes of Reese-Mogg and other Tories – or turning the focus on her own party's misdeeds – such as second job lobbying sins by Labour MPs - and their expenses fiddling corruption too?

Yep, hypocrisy beyond borders. So, tell all, 'Mangela' - will your vindictive launch of this Parliamentary sleaze witch hunt jointly review and investigate the extravagant purchase of personal use hi-tech Apple Airpods – billed to the hapless taxpayer's expense - or does your  'holier-than-thou' inflated ego place you 'beyond reproach'?

Truth be told, Labour, as a political party, are a fucked unit, and will remain 'losers' while Stammerer and Rayner are at the helm - due their conspiratorial character assassination of - and expelling - Jeremy Corbyn from the party.

On Stammerer's orders, Jem Corbyn is still ostracised from the House of Conmans Labour Party, albeit he was re-admitted to the party membership following due process.

This position is utterly unsustainable and Stammerer n his crony club are too fucking dumb to comprehend the damage this factor has caused in constituency Labour parties and among disillusioned ordinary members – a legion of which will no longer campaign for Stammerer or his ginger-mingin bitch of a sidekick, AirBuds Rayner.

Islamophobia Outranks Anti-Semitism

Like some petulant child screaming to be noticed and force the public's attention on Islamophobia Awareness Month, the Labour Party hierarchy is now demanding that BoJo tackles the issue of Islamic neurosis in society - and too, within his own Tory Nasty Party ranks – as Labour claims that hostility towards Muslims now surpasses what the Zionist camp designate 'anti-Semitic hate crimes'.

In the wake of ousting the once-ruling Corbynista Marxist regime - on exaggerated grounds of the Labour party being virally infected with anti-Semitic sentiment – and subsequently buoyed by this somewhat questionable 'success' – the usurping political victor, Kier Stammerer, has now turned his dodgy deliberations to back-biting BoJo's Tory Nasty Party policies - with accusations they aren't arsed viz getting serious over tackling Islamophobia - for Labour's own conjured statistics reveal that almost (but not quite) 50% of all racial and religious hate crimes that occurred across Broken Britain last year were visited on Muslims - more so than the usual targets of the disabled, homeless types, darkies, gays, trannys, pikeys or Jews.

Unfortunately Stammerer's Labour stat's fail to indicate if these so-called 'hate crimes' were visited on the hapless heads of innocent, 'minding their own business' Muslim types by gobshite moronic yobs – or on the Muslim community's madrasar sectors - preaching a 'Kill the Infidels' sermon – or Muslim individuals charging down London thoroughfares while brandishing Pound Shop carving knifes, and slashing n stabbing Christian pedestrians at will.

All a bit vague, on this issue, is Mr Stammerer.

However, the useless twat has now delegated 'attack dog' authority to Labour's party chairperson, Anneliese 'Safe Seat' Dodds, who was informed by Labour's chief whip, Alan Campbed: 'Your turn for a venomous whinge at Boris n Co, Doddsy'.

Subsequently, thus armed with such authorisation, the doddering Dodds met with gutter press hacks outside Labour's party HQ while sporting her customary robin's nest coiffure - (freshly shampooed n dried on the blower's Gale Force 8 setting) – informing the assembled she had duly written to her Tory counterpart, Oliver Downhill, demanding he not only tackle Islamophobia in society, but also within his own Tory party ranks.

Oh my, Stammerer n the Labour machine must be hard up for socio-political ammo if they've got to resort to having this insignificant EUSSR Remainiac, the dogsbody Dodds, heckle Bungling Boris and his Tory cronies on their mediocre racism cum sectarian hate issues record.

The imbecilic Dodds then attempted, with sans success, to ludicrously claim the Tory machine refused to use the term Islamophobia, instead referring to such as 'anti-Muslim sentiment' – apparently due the fact the word 'Is-lam-o-pho-bia' proved a 'bit of a tongue-twister' to those Tory members possessed of an upper class Eton accent.

A Conservative Party review of this issue, commissioned earlier this year and chaired by Professor Swaran Singh-Song, found that, in his unqualified opinion: “anti-Muslim sentiment remains a problem” - within the Tory party - albeit the inquiry did not discover evidence of a group which systematically discriminated against any other particular group – as the Tories were equally nasty to everyone – including each other.

Conversely, in their epistle to Minister Downhill, Doddering n Labour's MP for the 'Up North' grotty Gorton constituency, Afzal Khan, chair of the party's Muslim Notwork, expressed an invalidated opinion that Muslims remained consistently, and especially, vulnerable to religiously-motivated hate crimes – a trend that they personally believe shows no signs of abating under the Conservative Government.

Hmmm, no signs of abating under any government - (unless perhaps with an ISIS Caliphate in Downing St and running the show) – when we have the so-recent incident of Mohammad al Bonkers – a Muslim convert to Christianity by the way – just attempted to blow up Liverpool's Women's Hospital with a fucking 'taxi-bomb' – and never paid the effin' fare before going into self-destruct mode either.

Hence, we must now further evaluate n consider the fact that even Muslim converts to the path of Jesus are as 'dodgy' as the Jolly Jihadi brand.

We harbour no malicious reason to imply that all Muslims are crazy bad asses, out on a self-immolation mission to target their local Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket on a busy Saturday afternoon, shouting Insh'Allah then detonating suicide vests, blowing up and killing all Christian heathen shoppers therein – but an insane committed element do - and that fact alone constitutes no advert for generalised social acceptance n popularity for the rest.

Well, WTF can anyone expect when we have Islamic crazies running around the world – Mid-East n Africa specifically, n playing the terrorist game, hell bent on establishing a global Caliphate (see ISIS / Syria) n make Christian types their infidel slaves – then go on rabid rampages around London, flashing knives and indiscriminately stabbing every fucker n their dog.

Okay, let's take a closer look at this Islamophobia issue viz the established fact that militant Islam hates our democratic freedoms – or is it that they simply don't like Western types in general? Regardless, we hope to fuck they ain't gonna get too upset when we turn around and declare 'We don't like you either' - and that righteous sentiment will doubtless be branded 'Islamophobic' too.

For an example of this purported 'Islamic loathing' cause n effect - actually a West vs East dilemma that reflects the age old 'clash of cultures' that dates back to the Crusades - just take a butchers at Afghanistan since the Yanks / NATO n Co pulled out n the hard line Muslim Taliban took over – again – and imposed their unpalatable brand of Islam on the socio-political scheme of things – a return to their preferred male dominated chauvinist society and the subjugation of their womenfolk – any n all womenfolk.

To wit, here we have the crux of the problem – for the way they 'do it' ain't the way we 'do it'. Thus human nature – on both sides – spurs enmity – which, over time, morphs into racial / religious intolerance, and hostility.

So Dodds concludes that Islamophobic hate crimes in Food Bank Britain now top the hate list and outrank anti-Semitism – and quite possibly – once 'Doddering' Dodds has manipulated the stats to suit required Labour's strategic 'attack' policy – LGBT+QWERTY hate crimes will push the anti-Semitism category down to third place.

And that factor will doubtless spark a fresh round of pathetic whingeing from the rogue Zionist state of Israel and their 'perpetual victim' rabid attack dog stooges at the Board of Deputies of British Jews and the Jewish Leadership Council - and too their ever-whining crony organisation, the Holohoax Educational Trust.

Yes, the Zionist camp waving a racist / sectarian hate flag indeed. What octane-boosted hypocrisy.

Talk about 'in yer face' blatant discrimination – racial / ethnic / sectarian or otherwise – they have the utter brazen arrogance to refer to themselves as 'God's Chosen People' – which equates in the fact this 'more at scent than substance' Omnipotent Divine Deity – and by extension – themselves - consider their Judaic religious collective superior to, and above, in order of cosmic importance, to all other humans on this planet – specifically Muslim Palestinians.

Of course, there are still elements deep inside the Tory political machine that are possessed of common sense and apply logic to problem solving – and this group are – unlike Labour's Dodds - of a collective opinion that the Islamophobia moan-a-thon hate card issue is being played to shut down criticism of militant Islam – and on a par with the term 'anti-Semitism' – hijacked by the Zionist camp as their very own hate smear - then manipulated to mean something alien to its true origin – so enabling them to justify and sanitise the perpetual land thefts, human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian populations of the IDF military-occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip littoral enclave – the latter besieged inside Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall.

By the by, who the fuck is funding this Islamophobia Awareness Month? ISIS?

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/islamophobia-labour-tells-tories-to-tackle-issue-in-society-and-within-own-ranks/161514

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Paedo's Rebranded as 'Minor-Attracted'

In today's 'Let's Piss Off the Global Paedo Elite' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip question to ponder upon: 'Who Else Visited Jeff Epslime's Catamite Island?' – another scandalous, brain-teasing exposé special edition – fresh off the presses – (ink still wet-ish) from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:0001% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of reptilian entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The somewhat derogatory 'Only in America' statement was once a commonplace, head-shaking opinion for our ' Colonial Cousins' idiotic antics - and that fact applies with the same eye-rolling disbelief today as it did in times past - for the Yanks lib-tard left have done it yet again - as progressive Woke lunacy hits an all-new, depraved low – now requiring of the public demographic: 'be nice to child molesters'.

This is the theme being promoted by some 'fucked in the head' academic who identifies as non-binary - (which asylum do these wankers escape from?) - Alan Walker, assistant professor at Old Dominion University (Norfolk, Virginia) and author of 'A Long Dark Shadow: Minor-Attracted People and Their Pursuit of Dignity' – (UC SickoPress). 

Forget the glorifying, and confusing, political-correctness embroidered title - it should read 'Be Nice to Kiddie Fiddlers' - and the 'Pursuit of Dignity' a pathetic plea for social acceptance of their perverted, child rape fixation..

Mr – or is it Miss? (or a non-binary 'them or they or it') Walker's sickening tome sets out to sanitised and absolve the wanton, carnal exploitation, and incurring trauma, inflicted on children who have been sexually molested by an adult - of whichever of the absurd LGBTQ dominant genders now identified in our muddled society – and attempts to challenge the common assumption that persons 'sexually attracted' to children – aka 'paedo scum' – are, by extension, sexual predators - claiming that their perverted, deviant attraction does not automatically lead to child molesting as they contain their lascivious fantasies deep within a depraved psyche - or give these debauched 'flights of imagination' a physical vent via the onanist route of self-gratification.

Hmmm, that's the 'academic' view of the non-binary Walker - and to add further insult to common sense, and injury to moral decency, this 'progressive' Woke culture is in the process of re-branding the despicable – and criminal – bastards who engage in acts of kiddie fiddling / pederasty / paedophilia – call it what it is – as 'minor attracted persons' – due, in the skewed Woke view, it's a less stigmatising term to describe the kiddie fiddling cunts.

Their argument is based on the delusional fact that if our society – specifically offended parents - were 'nicer' to paedo's – then these depraved monsters, who might be tempted to sexually molest a child - would instead defer from kiddie fiddling – and go jack off – or sodomise dogs or farm animals - instead.

Dark memories are stirred of Broken Britain's sordid dealings with institutionalised child molesting, involving a socio-political elitist VIP (Very Important Pederast) culture, with a membershit head count of cross party political figures at both local government, national Parliamentary levels – and the Royal Household – plus the Freemasonic brotherhood coverups expedited by the Plod Squad and intelligence services to conceal the sodomite sins of a ruling class who frequented orphanages alike paedo bordellos – and had their reluctant catamites delivered to the likes of Carole Kasir's notorious Elm Guest House – and Worstminster's infamous Dolphin Square apartment block, for sexual ravishment by dirty old men – and in certain instances, dirty old women – protracted sessions of carnal violation - and on certain full moon occasions, followed by ceremonial sacrifice in blood-letting Satanic rituals.

So blatant was officialdom's 'bumboy' culture that an actual kiddie fiddling organisation existed openly: the Paedophile Information Exchange (which was eventually forced underground – and no, never disbanded) – and during the 1970's was – to their undying shame - backed by a troika of gobshite Labour politicos: Harriet Harmful, her MP husband Slack Jack Dromey and former health minister Patty Hewitt - in the capacity of their posts at the National Council for Civil Liberties.

Yep, you read that correctly – 'National Council for Civil Liberties' – endorsing the activities of a cabal of perverted kiddie fiddlers, exchanging information on which orphanages were under the administrative charge or supervision of their pederast community cronies.

To their ignominious disrepute, in 1975 the NCCL granted affiliate status to the Paedophile Information Exchange, and subsequently lobbied for the age of sexual consent to be lowered to ten years old.

For the record, lest our corrupt officialdom just happen to purposely 'misplace' such documented data in a shredder, Thomas Victor O'Carroll – aka the Paedo Paddy – a pro-kiddie fiddling activist, imprisoned in England for conspiracy to corrupt public morals - and the distribution of child pornography - plus multiple convictions for sexual molestation crimes against children - was the main shifter n shaker, and chairman, of the now-disbanded - (read 'gone underground' / Dark Web) - Paedophile Information Exchange, and personally involved with international (read 'global') pederast groups operating around Europe, and across the Third World nations of South-East Asia – specifically Thailand and the Philippines.

For the edification of all parents – and vulnerable children too – this insidious breed of paedo scum perverts are still out there – lurking in dark corners – and too the stark, bright light of day - all as corrupt and dangerous as ever. 

Only now, via a route of pompous literary delicacy and the published assistance of Old Dominion University's Under-Professor, Alan Walker (academic) - along with the Sunshine state's UC-SickoPress – are euphemistically rebranding themselves as 'harmless' 'Minor-Attracted People' – no danger to anyone – children especially so.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka an unpalatable Truth.

This hit-piece article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

A Merry Xmas from WEF Satan Klaus

In today's 'Let's Piss Off the Powers That Be' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip question to ponder upon: 'Who the Fuck Owns Everything?' – another scandalous, brain-teasing exposé special edition – fresh off the press – (ink still wet-ish) from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:0001% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of reptilian entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

As this fucked-up Covid-1984 fatal virus charade has been an active - and continuing - global con' trick for two years now – and even longer when the actual run-up planning - (January 2019 Chatham House Sabbatean death cult gathering of elitist Freemasonic scum congregated to confirm the deception / distraction scripts – followed by the Gates of Hell Foundation's funded Event 201 preppy meeting rehearsal - to plan the execution (sic) of the 'plandemic' agenda's initial Wuhan wet market deception roll-out) - are considered – even the most dumb-arsed 'triple-Franken-vaxxed' members of the common herd sheeple have been seduced over to the critical thinking sector of society n started to 'smell a rat' – and got an intuitive inkling that 'something's not right'.

Talk about 'smelling a rat' – this is the stench emanating from the secret deep state alliance of the globalist power elite – comprised of political stooges and mega-rich corporate leaders – who are exploiting their conjured Wuhan-400 /  Covid-1984 plandemic with the genocidal aim of depopulating our world and simultaneously crashing national economies, then introducing a single digital currency – with all personal and business bank accounts monitored by Big Brother's AI sister.

Yep, that's gonna be your next Christmas pressie from Satan Klaus – a Great Reset notification cancelling both free speech democracy and 'coin' / paper-based currencies in the same week. What a fucking joke: 'you will own nothing – and be happy'.

No we fucking won't.

Have any of these elitist wankers and their myriad Think Tanks actually thought their Covid plandemic scam n the Great Reset agenda outcomes through to end game results? A decimated global population? Free speech - and freedom of movement restricted/ Incentive and initiative become suppressed human features. 

No fucker or their dog gives a flying fuck anymore. For the primary targets of the Great Reset agenda are the well-being and comforts of the common herd – the blue collar type of guys n gals who keep the country – the World - running, with their career craft skills n sweated labours – whether it's lugging or fixing – the shit that wouldn't get done without them – especially if such were left to the likes of elitist idlers like Jill Gates or George Soreass - or Klaus the Schlob.

Hmmm, one possessed of an inquiring mind might be tempted to speculate: how the fuck did a little Nazi Youth shit like Klaus Schlob end up as founder n head of his World Economic Forum - and assume the role of Dr Evil?

Working off a dusty Hitlerian Nazi era blueprint – and covert (deep state) backer funding - Klaus established first the European Management Forum NGO in 1971 – a dodgy outfit re-branded as the World Economic Forum in 1987 - (currently funded by a thousand multi-national corporations) – an enterprise that stages annual conferences in Shitzerland's dirty Davos each January - where the Coudenhove-Kalergi-mesmerised monopoly maniacs who want to own the world – these global elitist Satanic reptilians – the secret society Freemasons, Jesuits, Shites of Malta, Opus Dei – the list is interminable - gather to plot their common herd sheeple domination agendas – (micro-chipping via vaccination / national economy-crashing / depopulation objectives / HAARP weather warfare targets) - manipulating science and economic statistics – and the mass media machinery - to fit their ever-evolving control freak narratives.

In 1992 Herr Schlob established a parallel institution, the Global Stooges for Tomorrow school – (re-branded as Young Global Stooges in 2004) – which has turned out a veritable legion of graduate political shills, shits n all-round scumsters – including  Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy, war criminal Tony Bliar, Jacinda Ardern - Crime Minister of New Zealand - and the ridiculous likes of Jean-Claude Drunkard, former Slime Minister of Luxembourg 'and' one-time 'permanently pissed' President of the Brussels-based EUSSR Commission.

The WEF’s current Board of Trustees reads like a Who's Who of low life ruthless scumsters and includes such elitist luminaries as Christine Lagarde, former Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund and current President of the European Central Bank; Queen Rania of Jordan, who, along with 'Wrinkles' Lagarde, has been ranked by Forbes as one of the 100 most venal women in the world - and not to overlook Larry 'Rat' Fink, CEO of BlackRock, the second largest investment management corporation in the known Universe (#1 being Vanguard – which owns n controls Rat Fink's SlackSock) - and handles an excess of $9 trillion bucks in filthy lucre annually – what banksters and investment gurus refer to as 'lots and lots of fucking money'. 

Thus we come to the burning question of the day – Who the Fuck Owns Everything? - especially so when the freaky fascist World Economic Forum's Fascist-in-Chief, Klaus Schlob, is pushing his Great Reset agenda – under the proposed soft sell protocol of 'you will own nothing' – (and be happy).

Okay, so if we ain't gonna own whatever we did once own any longer, then who the fuck is? The WEF's Satan Klaus? Some latter day Trotskist collective? Or the cunts who own everything else – Vanguard n BlackRock?

How surprising – n what a fucking shock – that the BlackRock n Vanguard asset management trough dwellers have both Big Pharma 'and' the mass media machinery and global government politicos – in office and opposition parties - under their control – with 'control' equating as funded or blackmailed or bribed – or a jackboot on the back of their neck - along with 'Big' every fucking thing else at their compliant beck n call. National police forces n 'secret' intelligence services, national military machines, Banks, Big Agri, Mil-Ind armaments industry, oil n gas petrochemical industry - and more disturbingly still - all things 'nuclear'.

Vanguard and BlackRock - institutional investors: not only do they own a voting / majority share in every fucking thing listed on global stock exchanges - from Aardvark's Adenoids to zinc-plated Zebras - but also own controlling share blocks in each n every other listed company – with this pair being visibly sited at the apex of the pyramid - with BlackRock's AI robot - ALADDIN - (Asset Liability And Debt Derivative Investment Network) - being the 'algorithm' brain of the outfit n processing 250,000 + share deals per day - n controlling a $25 trillion bucks stock fund.

Okay, now for the juicy conspiracy theory bits. BlackRock is referred to as the Fourth Arm of Government in the good ole US of A – and the top dog CEO is Larry 'Rat' Fink – the human (sic) and visible face that (presumably) pulls the proverbial strings.

However Larry takes his orders from the Vanguard Group – a multi-faceted corporate cartel entity who own the majority of shares in BlackRock – and are the largest mutual fund manager in the known Universe – with current non-entity public face CEO being Mort 'Bloodsucker' Buckley – while their 'monopolist' shareholders are an anonymous shape-shifting Kurumaku, (puppet-masters), the 0:0001% Brotherhood of the Serpent hierarchy, concealed behind very dark curtains.

Not only do this venal syndicate control the present – they have controlled humanity's past for Millenniums – and too, at this moment in time, control the terrain of our immediate future.

Just take a passing glance into pre-history – and stretch the boundaries of modern day rational thinking, to the origins of this evil force that covertly controls events on our planet today – for their personal perverted pleasure – feeding off the fear and pain and suffering of humankind – and feasting on the adrenochrome and epinephrine-loaded blood of sacrificed children.

Starting to get the picture? The insidious and empathy-deficient likes of Satan Klaus Schlob and his Global Stooges for Tomorrow graduates are mere political and corporate sock puppet stooges – bestowed with temporal power and material wealth – 'do as we say n we'll make you rich' – 'your proverbial cup shalt runneth over'.

Talk about an inter-connected spider web – this Sabbatean death cult cabal now have their very own taxpayer-funded CERN LHC doorway in (and out) of our low vibration frequency dimension.

To wit, whatever global conglomerate you wish to focus on, the pre-named 'institutional investors' will have an iron grip interest viz the corporate shares – and hence, by extension, a short n curlies strangle-hold over any and all company board's strategic activities – and their CEO's.

No more than public media faces, sock puppet stooges, all. Amazon's Jeff Beeswax or Berkshire Hathaway's Warren Stuffit or Tesla's Elon Muskrat or the Silicon Valley zillionaire technocraps.

And no, the real villains are not the 'Red Shield' Jews of convenience Rothshites – or Georgie Porgy Soros' Open Society - or the Jill Gates of Hell Foundation, or ex-Nazi Youth thug Klaus Schlob's World Economic Forum – or Germany's (more ex-Nazis) Bertelsmann-Mohn dynasty - or Italy's untouchable sex addict Berlusconi's equally gargantuan media / communications empire.

Every single one of  these mega-rich cunts are just the gophers – the 'evil deeds' front men – intoxicated by their power n wealth n untouchability – acting for the real other-world 'elite' – the unseen global sphere  political / scientific research / religions / population / financial / economic / publishing / mass media controlling 'Overlords'.

But what we have in the public faces at this moment is Satan Klaus Schlob's Great Reset (read New World Order) 'build back better' Marxist agenda project. A carbon copy of the People's Utopia of China control freak model – owning sweet fuck all – a slave to the dictatorial / authoritarian regime state apparatus – cradle to grave – and hoarding (some chance) your good citizen social credit score brownie points for a rainy day.

So there you have it - the 0.0001% (zero, point triple zero, one-per-cent) Oligopoly cabal, controlling the likes of Reptile Capital Trust, Draconian Investments and  Archon Assets - shuffling mega-bucks around the globe for all manner of nefarious projects. Funding political coups, terrorist groups, running narcotics, money-laundering – and not least, commissioning corporate n political assassinations – all manner of evil mischief - via their unregulated – and untraceable - non-profit / charitable (sic) organisations and agents provocateur – of which naught bodes well for the common herd estate.

Addendum: Above you have the 'who owns everything' expose - but not the 'who controls everything' - and that, mon amis, is none other than US-based (but global reach / infiltration) - Analytic Services, Inc., better known by its acronym ANSER, / aka Evil Corp.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the unpalatable Truth - and exposing the fact this entire fake Wuhan 400 virus epidemic and toxic mRNA Clot Shot killer vaccine is a sinister distraction scam to be blamed for the forthcoming genocidal depopulation of the common herd and crashing the world's financial markets – and the complete Crapitalist debt-based monetary structure - (a defective n broken system that's been on life support for years) – resulting in a radical restructuring of the entire global economy with CBDCs - a la 2008 scenario on steroids - wherein the remainder of the 99.9% disenfranchised poor get even poorer and the 0.01% elevated to a great category level of 'stinking rich' when picking up the post-apocalypse crashed commercial market commodities at cents on the dollar.

This hit-piece article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

De News from Devolved 'Up North'

Nickerless Sturgeon this weekend experienced a divinely-inspired Damascene vision and has formulated a skewed personal opinion that the nonce-ponce infested ruling elite of Scotland must accelerate the progress of powering – and heating -  the country with some other source than fossil fuels – or peat - a personal ego project to be achieved by the proposed CopCon27, to be staged in Egypt's Sharm-el-Sheikh coastal resort - Red Sea 2027 water levels permitting.

Speaking to gutter press hacks at Butt Plug House, the Worst Minister’s Edinburgh residence, the wee ginger mingin Sturgeon pontificated that the CopScam26 Glassie Climate Pact was not everything it could have been, and she understands the frustration and disappointment on the part of many psychotic climate change activists – specifically the ultra-annoying Swedish mini-Karen gobshite, Greta Wankberg - (whom the publicity-hungry Sturgeon met personally for a photo-op' session) - for not being invited to address the official assembly's 'grown-ups' with another of her 'Shame on You!' pre-scripted (by Daddy) Doom n Gloom sermons.

The intellectually-inadequate Sturgeon babbled on moronically viz the prospect of using hydrogen – a highly explosive gas - to power bonny Scotland, boasting, as the cunt has a habit of doing, that 'her' Scottish Nonce Party government had researched and published 'The Sturgeon Hydrogen Plan' during the CopCon26 conference. 

Hydrogen. Too dangerous to use in kiddie's birthday party balloons anymore, since 3 year old twins, little Jill and Jack, got their hair n ears burned off when silly Daddy – not thinking too clearly after a bottle of cheap arsed Pestco Greedy Grocer Prosecco - decided to pop a balloon with his cigarette end – so now the balloons are filled with inert helium – a gas that makes balloons float, but does not go 'Bang!' and immolate children.

For further evidence that hydrogen is not safe for industrial scale – or household use - Google up 'What the Fuck Happened to the Hindenberg?'

On the grossly exaggerated, and false science distorted, subject of so-called climate change and a future – if ever – Sixth Great Extinction – and these Cop27 / Cop27 global gatherings to save the Earth – and our own sorry arses. Seriously, have we, the human race, grown so fucking arrogant and delusional viz our own non-importance in the greater Cosmic scheme of things, that we now believe and maintain the Planet Earth can't do without us?

So, in the wake of the Glassie-based CopScam26 conference, and by manipulating the science 'and statistics' to fit the evolving narrative, the Sturgeon is proposing that Nonceland's oil n gas industry goes the same way as the coal industry – like the Dodo, no more than a memory – yet forever fresh in the minds of the unemployed.

Well, shut down the oil n gas industry and that will sound an end for the thriving, prosperous economy in the Caledonian kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen – and sheep-shagging Shetland's Lerwick industrial base.

Doubtless the multi-national corporation oil n gas lobbyist brigade will be burning the midnight oil on behalf of their unscrupulous Seven Sisters masters – and pulling every trick in their 3 B's (Bribery, Blackmail & Bludgeons) game changer handbook to preserve their industrial interests – with Nickerless McKrankie topping the political change shit list.

Thus, to speculate, what shall their future economic base n tourist attractions manifest as? Trump golf courses, grouse moor avian genocides, fried Mars bars, and a steady supply of wee bonny special needs kiddies and assorted orphaned catamites for lascivious abuse by the kilted McTadger dynastic elite, and foreign paedophiles?

McKrankie leads a party committed to a 'Culloden 2' Mexican standoff and the partition of Britain. And in that she’s been thwarted – so far. But though as top dog (sic) of the Scottish Nonce Party since her fellow fish fiend – Salmond the Groper – (aka the Porky Pict) - was ousted – she's been hell bent on a failed campaign to break-up Broken Britain even more – and her term of office has coincided with the growth of Caledonian Cancel Culture.

Whatever Nickerless does next, the Sturgeon era will be remembered for making Scotland the UK’s capital of Woke – viz her political powerbase of Grotty Glassie making history when the city’s university became the first institution in Food Bank Britain to offer to pay reparations for the trans-Atlantic slave trade – a feat of self-loathing guilt that not even the ultra-Woke higher learning (sic) institutions of Cambridge or Oxford have had the irrational absurdity to initiate - yet. 

Sturgeon’s recent CopCon26 Glasgow Declaration speech proposes a novel route to governmental self-flagellation – by committing a one million £££ quid bonanza to assist developing countries deal with the damaging effects of climate change – initially supplying shiploads of taxpayer-funded sandbags to low lying tropical islands - to combat rising sea levels.

The key to Sturgeon's stream of enviro-verbiage was rooted in blaming Glassie for its past Industrial Revolution era contributions to atmospheric pollution and inherent blame for global warming and climate change – and the fact that Scotland owes the Third World a debt. Yeah right – for James Watt pioneering the steam engine.

"We need to pay our past enviro-crime dues to developing countries now living with the impact of climate change, and failure to do so will shame all of us when the Indian Ocean and Pacific islanders have to wear wellies."

Yep, the 'shame' narrative again. Obviously that comes from her up close n personal photo-op' meeting with grungy Greta. There again, it’s just rhetoric - more cant from a cunt.

Conversely, rumour has it the wee nippy Sturgeon harbours plans of moving to the good ole US of A, to take up an 'academic role'. Que – academic role? Got a job as a cleaner at Harvard, has she?

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the unpleasant Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo). 

Zionist Envoy Cops Moral Kickback

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Nasty Evil Regime's Ass' news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' topic in this scandal-mongering edition - exposing further Zionist Israeli hypocrisy propaganda being broadcast at the London School of Economics university forum.

But this is what we at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill are dedicated to – bringing our followers 'ring of the anvil' dispatches - hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody - to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% elitist Satanic 'paedo death cult' deep state oligarchy - aka the Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The Tory Nasty Party's fat-arsed Home Sickretary, Shiti 'Bossy Boots' Patel, yesterday informed one gutter press hack from the Bully Bitch Gazette that she personally supports the Met's Cressida Dickhead launching a fascist style Plod Squad witch hunt to identify, track down and prosecute the leader-organisers and participants of the LSE protest against the noxious presence of the rogue Zionist state of Israel's ambassador, Tipsi Hotlovely, at the university earlier this week.

Ambassador Hotpants was heckled and pursued by an irate mob of pro-Palestine activists and protesters in the wake of her insipid speech, spewing xenophobic propaganda – all to justify the 1948 Palestinian Nakba (their Holocaust – the Day of the Catastrophe) - at the London School of Economics (LSE) campus on Wednesday.

Ms. Hotflush was invited by the LSE student union to take part in a debate on 'Middle East peace' (lol's) titled “Perspectives on Israel and Palestine” – er – from a ultra-biased Zionist Israeli point of view.

Protesters claim the ambassador has a track record of anti-Palestinian racism – and heckled her with shouts of pro-Palestinian slogans as she left the building – chiding Ms Hotlegs: “Aren’t you ashamed?" and “Shame on you” and “Zionist Israel is a terrorist state” - with people waving Palestinian flags and shouting: “Palestine will be free. Occupation no more.”

A press release issued on Wednesday by the student organisers, LSE for Palestine, stated the protest was a “tremendous demonstration of solidarity with the Palestinian cause" – and the students’ union debating society is facing a Biblical scale campus backlash for inviting a known Israeli propagandist to preach to Western students on the rogue Zionist state's God-given right to the Palestinian's historic homelands.

The LSE student group exposed Ambassador Hotsauce as a Zionist hardliner with links to Israel’s right-wing Likit Party and disgraced Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo - and her former ministerial post in charge of Jewish settlement expansion in the illegally occupied West Bank – and of further espousing anti-Palestinian hate speech and contributing to the material oppression of Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza Strip littoral enclave – besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall.

The activist protest group assert that Ambassador Hot-n-Bothered’s invitation was a “direct contradiction” of the LSE student union motion passed in June 2021, which committed “to ensuring that the university is free from discrimination and plays an active role in dismantling systems of oppression at home and abroad” – in addition to “establishing an apartheid-free zone that does not normalise relations with any regime of racism, oppression, and discrimination” – such as the UN's-multiple 'give the lands back' resolutions-ignoring illegal, rogue Zionist state of Israel.

Conversely, Tory ministers have condemned the LSE student actions, with Education Secretary Nadhim 'Creepy' Zahawi – (MP for the Le Cercle' secret society) - referring to the protest as "deeply disturbing" and "appalling" – much the same adjectives which aptly describe the IDF military's brutal actions visited on the hapless populations of the occupied West Bank and beleaguered Gaza Strip – all sanctioned by Israel's current hate-mongering New Shite Party Crime Minister, Naftali Bennett.

Zahawi later appeared on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr programme and opined that “Last night Israeli ambassador, Ms Tipsi HotStuff was subjected to unacceptable intimidation. This is not disagreement or free speech – it is harassment, and it will have deeply shaken Jewish students both at LSE and across the country."

"Thus I have invited Jewish students from LSE to a meeting to hear directly from them and offer any support that I can - in having LSE students who took part in the protests – or support the anti-Zionist BDS campaign – or dare wave Palestinian flags – to be expelled from the university."

Hmmm, quite a stark omission on old Creepy Zahawi's part - inviting Jewish LSE student to 'hear' their whinges, and 'offer support'  - but nary a mention of inviting Palestinian students to hear their side of the story.

Karen Bollocks, chief executive of the Holohoax Educational Trust, who shared a video of the protests outside the event building on the Twatter social network, added: “This is absolutely shocking. At a London university indeed, and students sticking up for the rights of these dispossessed Palestinian terrorist types. God told Moses that we, the Jews, were His Chosen People and Israel was 'our' Promised Land – so these Palestinians had no right squatting there for the past couple of thousand years, following our diaspora."

Hmmm, thanks for that one, Ms Bollocks - perhaps more fitting - and accurate - if we replace God with Tory Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour, and Moses with Baron Lionel Rothshite.

Not wishing to miss out on being heard, and embracing her customary habit of talking utter shite, the Tory's rodent-featured Foreign Secretary, Liz Truss tweeted: “We in Food Bank Britain believe in freedom of speech. The politically incorrect treatment of Israeli Ambassador Tipsi HotWater last night, and blaming her for the Palestinian's misfortune was unacceptable. Anti-Semitism has no place in our universities or our country.”

Anti-Semitism? Que? WTF? How does the stupid Truss justify that remark when the protest was in support of the 'Semite' Palestinians?

The whole cloth anti-Semitism scam is one hijacked by the Zionists forever ago, to accommodate their own personal hate / smear use – for Semites are not an ethnic / racial or religious order but a collective of 'language' groups.

To wit, Jews are not automatically Semites by birth – and a Jew that speaks only Yiddish and no Hebrew does 'not' qualify for a Semite badge – while all speakers of the wide-ranging Semitic languages do – the main being Arabic (300 million), Amharic (22 million), Tigrinya (7 million), Hebrew (5 million), Gurage (1.5 million), Tigre (1.05 million), Aramaic (575,000 - largely Assyrian speakers) and Maltese (483,000).

Tory Party condemnation besides, the only word from the Labour camp so far appeared to come from deposed leader Jeremy Corbyn's Twit-Twat account, quote: “This is so deeply indicative of what the LSE's student body think of Israel's Zionist land grabbing policies, and we apologise for Ambassador Hot-Lips embarrassment that British students should take exception at Israel's human rights abuses, and the war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian population of – er – what was Palestine, until the Zionist terrorist gangs stole the country from the rightful occupant-owners in 1948.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/priti-patel-supports-police-investigation-after-lse-protest-against-israel-ambassador/156545

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Common Sense: RIP

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such values as:

- Knowing when to come in, out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing, 'political correctness' regulations were set in place by the dominant Woke 'cancel culture' regime.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense was forced into retreat when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do, in disciplining their unruly children.

CS's command over logic scrutiny declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches morphed into money-grubbing businesses, criminals received better treatment than their victims - and 'self-loathing' became the order of the day.

Common Sense took further beatings when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home - and the burglar could sue you for assault. CS was mauled badly by the 'black lives matter more than white lives' campaign – and the cuckoo critical race theory propaganda pushing 'white shame' for the purported sins of long dead 'white' ancestors that they weren't even related to.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot . She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death:

- by his parents, Truth and Trust, - by his wife, Discretion, - and by his daughter, Responsibility.

 He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;

- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else is to Blame
- I'm a Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral, due the sad fact so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority, and do nowt.

Parliament: the Sleaze Wallowers Club

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest scandalous hot gossip topic: 'Political Sleaze' – a fitting exposé of 'cross party hypocrisy' – with the Houses of Parliament fingered as a Sleaze Wallowers Club.

More so, kudos must go to Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – for publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parodies, to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Certain elements of the House of Conmans – and here we are referring to a muddled minority of the 650 head count membershit congregation – are behaving like a frenzied flock of feral chickens, with their cacophonous squawking, fickle finger-pointing, cat-calling and back-biting by one pisspot political faction against t'other – slanderous accusations echoed in and around Parliament, and reverberating off the pavements of wicked Worstminster.

This has resulted in Broken Britain's national gutter press media celebrating a shit-raking heyday of scandalous banner headlines in the wake of Owen Paterson's long overdue departure from crony politics - and the Tory Old Guard's futile attempt to sanitise the aforesaid 'two jobs' lobbying scandal with even more scandal – a bid to change the rules of the game – halfway through the game – to a default 'We Win' position – and these ill-thought, failed tactics may just see the end of Bodging Boris Nonsense' tenure in 10 Downing St.

One might be prompted to ask, why the fuck did Paterson need a second job, when his MP's salary tops £81,932 per annum, plus all manner of bloated expenses - while Food Bank Britain's average blue collar worker earns up to £31,000 – and plenty below that figure too – in the low £20,000's – or on starvation rations Universal Credit - and have to raise a family on / pay mortgages or rent – and cannot claim exorbitant expenses alike MPs – such as £249 quid for a pair of 'personalised' Apple AirPods.

But that's the Tories - or Labour – (or the Lib-Dums Losers Party, if they ever get voted into office) - 'in power' for you. Above the law – for the rules that govern the rest of polite society don't apply to the elitist membershits of the House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds. 

Thus we now have the House of Conmans high n mighty / holier-than-thou, 'hypocrisy-riddled' Labour Party contingent stricken with amnesia and screaming a fresh round of 'sleaze' accusations from the opposition benches at their Tory neighbours, due their MP for the Porridge and West Devon constituency feloniously dispensing his House of Conmans duties and surgery via a laptop and broadband WiFi connection from the rum-stained bar of Jack's Beach Bum Saloon at Tortola, in the British Virgin Islands.

Aye, it must be admitted that the Tory's have had more than their fill – past n present – of scandals various - influence peddling n lobbying being a minor infringement when one considers PM Harold Macmillan's War Minister, John Profumo, sharing the same whores, and enjoying a series of trios' et ménage clusterfucks with Soviet KGB agents.

Albeit the so-called Profumo Affair of the 60's sort of pales in comparison to the 'circus without a tent' memorably ridiculous, scatterbrain antics of the Tory's Tatton (Cheshire) constituency MP, Neil (The Wheel) Hamilton – a litany of faux pas errors – (Goose-stepping n Nazi Sieg Heil salutes in Berlin) - egged on and compounded his boastacious, money-grubbing broomstick merchant of a missus, Christine.

Neil Scamilton's notoriety – disgrace n downfall – and morphing into a total embarrassment for the Tories - were rooted in his becoming the personal House of Conmans representative for Mobil Oil - and the Phony Pharaoh, the money-juggling Mohammed al Fayed, 'front' owner of Harrods – a travesty that evolved into a Monty Pythonesque pantomime of utter fuck ups – quids for questions, ackers for access – with bulging buff envelopes stuffed with £££££ 50's taking roost in his pockets – capping a career marred by a quagmire of futile law court libel actions filed – and lost by - Scamilton – along with the Tory's 'safe seat' of Tatton – and the noxious Neil joining UKIP.

Yep the Tories have had their fair share of scandals – and while surpassing the now extinct Liberal Party's notoriety by light years – (Parliamentary leader Jeremy Thorpe charged with murder for putting a 'contract kill' hit out on his bumboy lover Norman, which resulted in Normie's dog getting a bullet in the head n the scarified Normie doing a runner) – even the likes of Bungling BoJo and his crony cabinet have some ways to catch up to, and surpass, the scandal-worthy sleaze of the Old / New (call it WTF you might) Labour Party – and the misdeeds of the current leader, Stammerer, and his cringeworthy, rancid cunt of a deputy, the ginger-mingin Angela 'Repulsive' Rayner – just a pair of whingeing twats if all they can do is cat call n back bite BoJo n his pals.

As to the 'Repulsive' Rayner and her exorbitant expenses - £249 quid for a pair of 'personalised' Apple AirPods – charged to Food Bank Britain's taxpayer – who are getting rightly ripped off n shafted at that price as a set of AirPods (3rd generation) carries a lesser price tag of £169.00 quid.

Conversely, a boxed set of Apple AirPods Pro with Magsafe case carries a £10 quid lesser price tag of £239 – so perhaps the hapless taxpayers should thank their lucky stars the sleazy bitch didn't opt for a pair of Apple's Palladium AirPods Pro Black at £1,930:17p - or a pair of exclusive Astell&Kern JH Audio Layla AION IEM Earphones at a mere £3,199 quid.

 Then we have the colourless Keir Stammerer – blighted with the personality of a leper colony greeter, yet knighted for his dismal performance as DPP at the CPS. Hmmm, talk about sleaze – who the fuck recommended a knighthood for this cunt?

Apparently for services to law and criminal justice as Director for Pubic Prosecutions. Yeah, right – services like NOT prosecuting Prince Dobby's great pal - and marriage counsellor (how to get rid of yer missus – the Pont de Alma Tunnel method) – none other than the BBC's Number One star act: Jimmy Savile.

By Appointment, the Royal Paedo Pimp / kiddie fiddler extraordinaire / child molester / sodomite / rapist / necrophiliac – and Slaggie Twatcher's New Year's Eve party bestie mate – invited to Downing St every December's end.

Despite the Crown Prosecution Service being presented with ample live witness and documented evidence of a clear pattern of sexual assaults by Savile, they – and here we are referring to the DPP / Stammerer - decided not to act.

Now we have Stammerer venting his frustrated ire publicly, to the gutter press media, viz the Paterson scandal and ensuing coverups as the reputation of Food Bank Britain - and democracy, no less, are being trashed – personally - by PM Bonkers Boris Nonsense

Alas, Stammerer has the zero recall ability of the brain dead apes that reluctantly took part in the Astra-Zeneca mRNA Covid vaccine trials – or is it simply a case of convenient 'selective memory' – when it comes down to Labour Party sleaze, 'trashing democracy, and the capital crimes committed his great pal and Labour leader predecessor, that raving cottager, Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar – and his shitbag Labour cabinet cronies – especially so that utter mental midget lying cunt Jack Straw – and not overlooking 'prime evil', Alastair Campbell - kick starting an illegal war of aggression with Iraq back in 2003 - all based on CIA 'asset' Curveball's pack of dodgy dossier lies - 45 minute strike capability for weapons of mass distraction to launch from Iraq and n hit Croydon – then having Dr David Kelly silenced / murdered for trashing the bullshit and revealing the Truth?

Stammerer's days as the DPP top dog at the Crown Prosecution Service are further marred by the 2009 assault and killing of innocent passer-by Ian Tomlinson, struck from behind and brutally shoved to the pavement by Renta-Thug Plod Squad officer Slimy Simon Harwood.

On the controversial – and challenged - autopsy evidence of later disgraced pathologist Freddy 'Incompetence' Patel, Stammerer declined to prosecute Harwood – regardless of the video recorded evidence of Harwood's unwarranted manhandling and craven, sadistic act of hitting the victim, Tomlinson, from behind with a steel Asp telescopic baton.

Only in May 2011, after an inquest jury reached a verdict that Tomlinson 'had been' unlawfully killed, was the CPS forced to charge Harwood with manslaughter.

Stammerer’s shambolic role as DPP renders him unfit to serve as a member of Parliament, let alone leader of the opposition Labour Party.

One of the wanker's most crucial 'incompetence' cases concerns John Worboys, the black cab driver who spiked the drinks of scores of unsuspecting members of the weaker sex before assaulting them while they were unconscious in the back of his toxic taxi.

Worboys was convicted in 2009 of 19 charges against 12 women – but the Plod Squad suspected that there were over 100 more victims.

However, 'Sir Keir' (sic) ruled not to pursue further charges – and marked him as the person responsible for the mishandling of a high-profile rape case involving the UK Prime Minister's then-partner – for Carrie Symonds – now the wife of Tory PM Boris Nonsense, was also a Warboys sex assault victim.

As to 'trashing democracy' and 'wallowing in sleaze' – Stammerer and his shitbag shadow cabinet membershits are well up to speed on this subject – specifically what they and their anti-Democracy EUSSR-arse-kissing Remainiac cronies attempted – and failed – to reverse the democratically-balloted majority Brexit vote – for their own bent political ends.

Let's turn the clock back aways and reflect on both the current Labour sleaze record - and take a butcher's at the poxy 'Worker's Party' past crimes and misdemeanours.

Anyone recall the sleaze antics of New Labour's now-insignificant Lord Scandalson of the Felchers. Peter Mandelson – aka the Prince of Darkness (more at Imp of Mischief) was personally involved in more political scandals than the entire collective House of Conmans membershits - since Suez – Lobbygate for one - yet the equally corrupt Tony Bliar kept him around in a variety of official influence-peddling roles – in both Broken Britain and the EUSSR HQ in Brussels.

Chris Huhne – a Labour Home Secretary that can't even tell the fucking truth about speeding – and blames his hapless wife, Vicky Half-Price – both sentenced to eight months in prison for perverting the course of justice – of which Huhne served a mere token nine weeks before being released. Keith 'Snorties' Vaz, and his pervy pal, the kiddie fiddling Grenville Janner. How about 'Murder-Gate' and Tony Bliar's personal involvement in the oh-so convenient assisted suicide of Iraq weapons inspector Dr David Kelly?

Claudia Webbe – Labour's Leicester MP for the Acid-Chuckers constituency. Labour's ginger-mingin Tessa Jowell and the 'Jowell-Gate' scandal – and elevated to the regal rank of Baroness for her dodgy associations..

Labour Slime Minister, Harold 'Red Mole' Wilson and his notorious cash for honours  Lavender list - and personal involvement with the Jumpin' Joe Kagan scandal. To say nothing of Wilson's influence peddling 'right hand' Marcia Williams – aka Lady Forkbender.

Not only are / were the Tories and Labour equally guilty of wide-ranging graft n corruption, but at certain periods of Parliamentary activity, 'in it together'.

Consider the case of Mr Newcastle – real name T. Dan Smith – aka T. Dan Sleaze, 1970's Labour Party politico – guilty of graft n corruption, sentenced to six years in prison.

The full squalor of the 1970's Poulson bribery scandal was exposed as a toxic combination of sleaze, and simultaneously involved both Tory career scumbag Home Secretary, Reggie Maudling, and Labour's Newcastle Council supremo, T. Dan Smith.

While T. Dan Sleaze went to jail, a toxic Tory contingent rallied to 'Save Reggie' from due diligence condemnation and censure by a House inquiry into 'conduct inconsistent with Parliamentary standards – (John Poulson / Jerome Hoffman / Peachey Property Corp. / Eric Miller / Maltese government funding scandals) - which resulted in his resignation, but avoided criminal charges and prosecution. 

To move along, anyone recall the Paedophile Information Exchange's faithful Labour supporters – the double-act broomstick merchants - Harriet Harmful n Patty Spewitt – and Jack Dromey – all part n parcel of the National Council for Civil Liberties – and granted 'affiliate' status to the child molesters anonymous PIE.

Information exchange indeed. So what kind of 'information' did these kiddie fiddling perverts 'exchange', one might rightly inquire – when the key word is 'paedophile'?

An index of unsupervised children's playgrounds, or best child porno magazine stockists – or which boy scout and girl guide troops needed an adult supervisor - or the names and addresses of pre-pubescent boys n girls who were okay with baring their arses n bending over – or giving a gamarouch – in exchange for a ten bob note n a bag of dolly mixtures.

In the wake of the useless John Major's blessed departure from Downing St, and Tony Bliar n his sleazy gang took over fucking up the country, any hope of moving on from the era of Tory sleaze copped a dent when Bliar’s bent regime exempted Formula One from the broad brush ban on tobacco advertising – just after F1 boss Bernie Ecclescake donated £1,000,000 quid to the Labour Party – and Bliar had the brass necked audacity to publicly announce the donation was kosher and he, was, quote: 'a pretty straight kind of guy'. 

Fer fuck's sake, talk about Hypocrisy in motion this was the self-same Bliar that lied through his fucking teeth to a magistrate's court, back in his younger days, when using his middle monikers of Charles Lynton as his actual name for a court appearance, facing charges of public indecency - for cottaging in n around London's public toilets.

On the subject of LobbyGate and suspended peers, we have the 2009 suspension of former Labour energy minister Peter Truscott and ex-council leader Thomas Taylor, recorded by undercover Sunday Shitraker gutter press hacks that they could amend a bill going through Parliament in return for a fee.

Three former Labour ministers, Stephen Byers, Geoff Hoon and Richard Caborn, lost their Parliamentary passes for breaching the rules and regulations (laws, actually) – governing Parliamentary lobbying and corrupt practices in general – while Byers, speaking to an undercover reporter, described himself as ‘a political cab for hire’ – and defence secretary Hoon the Loon, stated for the record he wanted to use his political office and connections for something that 'bluntly, makes money'.

A great personal compadre of mine was Frank Alorn, Labour MP for Salford East from 1955 to 1983, and alas, now deceased, an 'absent friend', sadly missed.

Frank was a party 'outsider', from a working class background, in slum area Salford,  and not a member of Labour's 'inner circle' Freemason cult.

To all intents n purposes he was an honest man – a rarity in the House of Conmans – a true proponent for leftist causes. Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament. Cut Cold War defence spending to fund public housing. Anti-EEC (later EU) membership.

He was forever critical of the graft and corruption he observed, and experienced first-hand, inside the House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds - and the entire Whitehall civil service structure. How open to bribery and corruption the entire political system was – the Three B's policy of persuasion: Bribery, Blackmail and Bludgeons.

Unscrupulous MPs proposed legislation, and saw it passed – to the advantage of parties of self-interest and private corporations – acts which failed to benefit the good of the public congregation, but rather worked to their detriment, and that of the national environment.

Frank Alorn was a 'straight' bloke – married and with children – a family man – and he was disgusted by the fact that Parliament and Worstminster were infested with morally corrupt sodomites and pederasts – all prone to blackmail and coercion - and at one stage of his Parliamentary career submitted a 'named n shamed' detailed report to the Met Plod Squad regarding the kiddie fiddling crimes visited on innocent, helpless orphans – in the state's custody and care – that were delivered to 'specific' apartment addresses inside the now-notorious Dolphin Square 'and' Carol Kasir's Elm Guest House den of catamite iniquity – to be sexually abused and buggered by ranking household name politicos.

While this abuse was common knowledge in and around Worstminster and the Parliamentary community, his report, submitted to Scotland Yard, was never acted on by the Freemason-dominated upper cadre.

There again, when it comes down to graft n corruption at officialdom's level then the word Sleaze hardly covers the authoritarian's crimes – and any government / state intelligence agency - that is aware of the truth of capital misdeeds such as 9/11 or 7/7 and what crimes a state apparatus is capable of to further its own nefarious agenda – then they are capable of anything and not to be trusted or believed – on any account – ever.

To wit, in conclusion, there remains a deeply disturbing element to be reflected upon. Regardless of the different political parties these corruption-ridden, influence peddling, incestuous, nepotistic crooks – MPs, councillors, career civil service bureaucraps - have been members of, and / or aligned with, the more disturbing fact is that all were fellow secret handshake Freemason 'Brothers'.

For the canny reader, blessed with critical thinking reflex, they'll realise that the afore-mentioned litany of corrupt misconduct, offences, misconduct and  transgressions committed by all political parties concerned and their civil service / bureaucracy crony cohorts – are a mere sampling of the actual total documented that lie slumbering in dusty files – and the covert sins that have never – to date - reached public exposure and scrutiny, are Biblical scale 'legion'.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.