Tuesday 9 November 2021

Parliament: the Sleaze Wallowers Club

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest scandalous hot gossip topic: 'Political Sleaze' Рa fitting expos̩ of 'cross party hypocrisy' Рwith the Houses of Parliament fingered as a Sleaze Wallowers Club.

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Certain elements of the House of Conmans – and here we are referring to a muddled minority of the 650 head count membershit congregation – are behaving like a frenzied flock of feral chickens, with their cacophonous squawking, fickle finger-pointing, cat-calling and back-biting by one pisspot political faction against t'other – slanderous accusations echoed in and around Parliament, and reverberating off the pavements of wicked Worstminster.

This has resulted in Broken Britain's national gutter press media celebrating a shit-raking heyday of scandalous banner headlines in the wake of Owen Paterson's long overdue departure from crony politics - and the Tory Old Guard's futile attempt to sanitise the aforesaid 'two jobs' lobbying scandal with even more scandal – a bid to change the rules of the game – halfway through the game – to a default 'We Win' position – and these ill-thought, failed tactics may just see the end of Bodging Boris Nonsense' tenure in 10 Downing St.

One might be prompted to ask, why the fuck did Paterson need a second job, when his MP's salary tops £81,932 per annum, plus all manner of bloated expenses - while Food Bank Britain's average blue collar worker earns up to £31,000 – and plenty below that figure too – in the low £20,000's – or on starvation rations Universal Credit - and have to raise a family on / pay mortgages or rent – and cannot claim exorbitant expenses alike MPs – such as £249 quid for a pair of 'personalised' Apple AirPods.

But that's the Tories - or Labour – (or the Lib-Dums Losers Party, if they ever get voted into office) - 'in power' for you. Above the law – for the rules that govern the rest of polite society don't apply to the elitist membershits of the House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds. 

Thus we now have the House of Conmans high n mighty / holier-than-thou, 'hypocrisy-riddled' Labour Party contingent stricken with amnesia and screaming a fresh round of 'sleaze' accusations from the opposition benches at their Tory neighbours, due their MP for the Porridge and West Devon constituency feloniously dispensing his House of Conmans duties and surgery via a laptop and broadband WiFi connection from the rum-stained bar of Jack's Beach Bum Saloon at Tortola, in the British Virgin Islands.

Aye, it must be admitted that the Tory's have had more than their fill – past n present – of scandals various - influence peddling n lobbying being a minor infringement when one considers PM Harold Macmillan's War Minister, John Profumo, sharing the same whores, and enjoying a series of trios' et ménage clusterfucks with Soviet KGB agents.

Albeit the so-called Profumo Affair of the 60's sort of pales in comparison to the 'circus without a tent' memorably ridiculous, scatterbrain antics of the Tory's Tatton (Cheshire) constituency MP, Neil (The Wheel) Hamilton – a litany of faux pas errors – (Goose-stepping n Nazi Sieg Heil salutes in Berlin) - egged on and compounded his boastacious, money-grubbing broomstick merchant of a missus, Christine.

Neil Scamilton's notoriety – disgrace n downfall – and morphing into a total embarrassment for the Tories - were rooted in his becoming the personal House of Conmans representative for Mobil Oil - and the Phony Pharaoh, the money-juggling Mohammed al Fayed, 'front' owner of Harrods – a travesty that evolved into a Monty Pythonesque pantomime of utter fuck ups – quids for questions, ackers for access – with bulging buff envelopes stuffed with £££££ 50's taking roost in his pockets – capping a career marred by a quagmire of futile law court libel actions filed – and lost by - Scamilton – along with the Tory's 'safe seat' of Tatton – and the noxious Neil joining UKIP.

Yep the Tories have had their fair share of scandals – and while surpassing the now extinct Liberal Party's notoriety by light years – (Parliamentary leader Jeremy Thorpe charged with murder for putting a 'contract kill' hit out on his bumboy lover Norman, which resulted in Normie's dog getting a bullet in the head n the scarified Normie doing a runner) – even the likes of Bungling BoJo and his crony cabinet have some ways to catch up to, and surpass, the scandal-worthy sleaze of the Old / New (call it WTF you might) Labour Party – and the misdeeds of the current leader, Stammerer, and his cringeworthy, rancid cunt of a deputy, the ginger-mingin Angela 'Repulsive' Rayner – just a pair of whingeing twats if all they can do is cat call n back bite BoJo n his pals.

As to the 'Repulsive' Rayner and her exorbitant expenses - £249 quid for a pair of 'personalised' Apple AirPods – charged to Food Bank Britain's taxpayer – who are getting rightly ripped off n shafted at that price as a set of AirPods (3rd generation) carries a lesser price tag of £169.00 quid.

Conversely, a boxed set of Apple AirPods Pro with Magsafe case carries a £10 quid lesser price tag of £239 – so perhaps the hapless taxpayers should thank their lucky stars the sleazy bitch didn't opt for a pair of Apple's Palladium AirPods Pro Black at £1,930:17p - or a pair of exclusive Astell&Kern JH Audio Layla AION IEM Earphones at a mere £3,199 quid.

 Then we have the colourless Keir Stammerer – blighted with the personality of a leper colony greeter, yet knighted for his dismal performance as DPP at the CPS. Hmmm, talk about sleaze – who the fuck recommended a knighthood for this cunt?

Apparently for services to law and criminal justice as Director for Pubic Prosecutions. Yeah, right – services like NOT prosecuting Prince Dobby's great pal - and marriage counsellor (how to get rid of yer missus – the Pont de Alma Tunnel method) – none other than the BBC's Number One star act: Jimmy Savile.

By Appointment, the Royal Paedo Pimp / kiddie fiddler extraordinaire / child molester / sodomite / rapist / necrophiliac – and Slaggie Twatcher's New Year's Eve party bestie mate – invited to Downing St every December's end.

Despite the Crown Prosecution Service being presented with ample live witness and documented evidence of a clear pattern of sexual assaults by Savile, they – and here we are referring to the DPP / Stammerer - decided not to act.

Now we have Stammerer venting his frustrated ire publicly, to the gutter press media, viz the Paterson scandal and ensuing coverups as the reputation of Food Bank Britain - and democracy, no less, are being trashed – personally - by PM Bonkers Boris Nonsense

Alas, Stammerer has the zero recall ability of the brain dead apes that reluctantly took part in the Astra-Zeneca mRNA Covid vaccine trials – or is it simply a case of convenient 'selective memory' – when it comes down to Labour Party sleaze, 'trashing democracy, and the capital crimes committed his great pal and Labour leader predecessor, that raving cottager, Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar – and his shitbag Labour cabinet cronies – especially so that utter mental midget lying cunt Jack Straw – and not overlooking 'prime evil', Alastair Campbell - kick starting an illegal war of aggression with Iraq back in 2003 - all based on CIA 'asset' Curveball's pack of dodgy dossier lies - 45 minute strike capability for weapons of mass distraction to launch from Iraq and n hit Croydon – then having Dr David Kelly silenced / murdered for trashing the bullshit and revealing the Truth?

Stammerer's days as the DPP top dog at the Crown Prosecution Service are further marred by the 2009 assault and killing of innocent passer-by Ian Tomlinson, struck from behind and brutally shoved to the pavement by Renta-Thug Plod Squad officer Slimy Simon Harwood.

On the controversial – and challenged - autopsy evidence of later disgraced pathologist Freddy 'Incompetence' Patel, Stammerer declined to prosecute Harwood – regardless of the video recorded evidence of Harwood's unwarranted manhandling and craven, sadistic act of hitting the victim, Tomlinson, from behind with a steel Asp telescopic baton.

Only in May 2011, after an inquest jury reached a verdict that Tomlinson 'had been' unlawfully killed, was the CPS forced to charge Harwood with manslaughter.

Stammerer’s shambolic role as DPP renders him unfit to serve as a member of Parliament, let alone leader of the opposition Labour Party.

One of the wanker's most crucial 'incompetence' cases concerns John Worboys, the black cab driver who spiked the drinks of scores of unsuspecting members of the weaker sex before assaulting them while they were unconscious in the back of his toxic taxi.

Worboys was convicted in 2009 of 19 charges against 12 women – but the Plod Squad suspected that there were over 100 more victims.

However, 'Sir Keir' (sic) ruled not to pursue further charges – and marked him as the person responsible for the mishandling of a high-profile rape case involving the UK Prime Minister's then-partner – for Carrie Symonds – now the wife of Tory PM Boris Nonsense, was also a Warboys sex assault victim.

As to 'trashing democracy' and 'wallowing in sleaze' – Stammerer and his shitbag shadow cabinet membershits are well up to speed on this subject – specifically what they and their anti-Democracy EUSSR-arse-kissing Remainiac cronies attempted – and failed – to reverse the democratically-balloted majority Brexit vote – for their own bent political ends.

Let's turn the clock back aways and reflect on both the current Labour sleaze record - and take a butcher's at the poxy 'Worker's Party' past crimes and misdemeanours.

Anyone recall the sleaze antics of New Labour's now-insignificant Lord Scandalson of the Felchers. Peter Mandelson – aka the Prince of Darkness (more at Imp of Mischief) was personally involved in more political scandals than the entire collective House of Conmans membershits - since Suez – Lobbygate for one - yet the equally corrupt Tony Bliar kept him around in a variety of official influence-peddling roles – in both Broken Britain and the EUSSR HQ in Brussels.

Chris Huhne – a Labour Home Secretary that can't even tell the fucking truth about speeding – and blames his hapless wife, Vicky Half-Price – both sentenced to eight months in prison for perverting the course of justice – of which Huhne served a mere token nine weeks before being released. Keith 'Snorties' Vaz, and his pervy pal, the kiddie fiddling Grenville Janner. How about 'Murder-Gate' and Tony Bliar's personal involvement in the oh-so convenient assisted suicide of Iraq weapons inspector Dr David Kelly?

Claudia Webbe – Labour's Leicester MP for the Acid-Chuckers constituency. Labour's ginger-mingin Tessa Jowell and the 'Jowell-Gate' scandal – and elevated to the regal rank of Baroness for her dodgy associations..

Labour Slime Minister, Harold 'Red Mole' Wilson and his notorious cash for honours  Lavender list - and personal involvement with the Jumpin' Joe Kagan scandal. To say nothing of Wilson's influence peddling 'right hand' Marcia Williams – aka Lady Forkbender.

Not only are / were the Tories and Labour equally guilty of wide-ranging graft n corruption, but at certain periods of Parliamentary activity, 'in it together'.

Consider the case of Mr Newcastle – real name T. Dan Smith – aka T. Dan Sleaze, 1970's Labour Party politico – guilty of graft n corruption, sentenced to six years in prison.

The full squalor of the 1970's Poulson bribery scandal was exposed as a toxic combination of sleaze, and simultaneously involved both Tory career scumbag Home Secretary, Reggie Maudling, and Labour's Newcastle Council supremo, T. Dan Smith.

While T. Dan Sleaze went to jail, a toxic Tory contingent rallied to 'Save Reggie' from due diligence condemnation and censure by a House inquiry into 'conduct inconsistent with Parliamentary standards – (John Poulson / Jerome Hoffman / Peachey Property Corp. / Eric Miller / Maltese government funding scandals) - which resulted in his resignation, but avoided criminal charges and prosecution. 

To move along, anyone recall the Paedophile Information Exchange's faithful Labour supporters – the double-act broomstick merchants - Harriet Harmful n Patty Spewitt – and Jack Dromey – all part n parcel of the National Council for Civil Liberties – and granted 'affiliate' status to the child molesters anonymous PIE.

Information exchange indeed. So what kind of 'information' did these kiddie fiddling perverts 'exchange', one might rightly inquire – when the key word is 'paedophile'?

An index of unsupervised children's playgrounds, or best child porno magazine stockists – or which boy scout and girl guide troops needed an adult supervisor - or the names and addresses of pre-pubescent boys n girls who were okay with baring their arses n bending over – or giving a gamarouch – in exchange for a ten bob note n a bag of dolly mixtures.

In the wake of the useless John Major's blessed departure from Downing St, and Tony Bliar n his sleazy gang took over fucking up the country, any hope of moving on from the era of Tory sleaze copped a dent when Bliar’s bent regime exempted Formula One from the broad brush ban on tobacco advertising – just after F1 boss Bernie Ecclescake donated £1,000,000 quid to the Labour Party – and Bliar had the brass necked audacity to publicly announce the donation was kosher and he, was, quote: 'a pretty straight kind of guy'. 

Fer fuck's sake, talk about Hypocrisy in motion this was the self-same Bliar that lied through his fucking teeth to a magistrate's court, back in his younger days, when using his middle monikers of Charles Lynton as his actual name for a court appearance, facing charges of public indecency - for cottaging in n around London's public toilets.

On the subject of LobbyGate and suspended peers, we have the 2009 suspension of former Labour energy minister Peter Truscott and ex-council leader Thomas Taylor, recorded by undercover Sunday Shitraker gutter press hacks that they could amend a bill going through Parliament in return for a fee.

Three former Labour ministers, Stephen Byers, Geoff Hoon and Richard Caborn, lost their Parliamentary passes for breaching the rules and regulations (laws, actually) – governing Parliamentary lobbying and corrupt practices in general – while Byers, speaking to an undercover reporter, described himself as ‘a political cab for hire’ – and defence secretary Hoon the Loon, stated for the record he wanted to use his political office and connections for something that 'bluntly, makes money'.

A great personal compadre of mine was Frank Alorn, Labour MP for Salford East from 1955 to 1983, and alas, now deceased, an 'absent friend', sadly missed.

Frank was a party 'outsider', from a working class background, in slum area Salford,  and not a member of Labour's 'inner circle' Freemason cult.

To all intents n purposes he was an honest man – a rarity in the House of Conmans – a true proponent for leftist causes. Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament. Cut Cold War defence spending to fund public housing. Anti-EEC (later EU) membership.

He was forever critical of the graft and corruption he observed, and experienced first-hand, inside the House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds - and the entire Whitehall civil service structure. How open to bribery and corruption the entire political system was – the Three B's policy of persuasion: Bribery, Blackmail and Bludgeons.

Unscrupulous MPs proposed legislation, and saw it passed – to the advantage of parties of self-interest and private corporations – acts which failed to benefit the good of the public congregation, but rather worked to their detriment, and that of the national environment.

Frank Alorn was a 'straight' bloke – married and with children – a family man – and he was disgusted by the fact that Parliament and Worstminster were infested with morally corrupt sodomites and pederasts – all prone to blackmail and coercion - and at one stage of his Parliamentary career submitted a 'named n shamed' detailed report to the Met Plod Squad regarding the kiddie fiddling crimes visited on innocent, helpless orphans – in the state's custody and care – that were delivered to 'specific' apartment addresses inside the now-notorious Dolphin Square 'and' Carol Kasir's Elm Guest House den of catamite iniquity – to be sexually abused and buggered by ranking household name politicos.

While this abuse was common knowledge in and around Worstminster and the Parliamentary community, his report, submitted to Scotland Yard, was never acted on by the Freemason-dominated upper cadre.

There again, when it comes down to graft n corruption at officialdom's level then the word Sleaze hardly covers the authoritarian's crimes – and any government / state intelligence agency - that is aware of the truth of capital misdeeds such as 9/11 or 7/7 and what crimes a state apparatus is capable of to further its own nefarious agenda – then they are capable of anything and not to be trusted or believed – on any account – ever.

To wit, in conclusion, there remains a deeply disturbing element to be reflected upon. Regardless of the different political parties these corruption-ridden, influence peddling, incestuous, nepotistic crooks – MPs, councillors, career civil service bureaucraps - have been members of, and / or aligned with, the more disturbing fact is that all were fellow secret handshake Freemason 'Brothers'.

For the canny reader, blessed with critical thinking reflex, they'll realise that the afore-mentioned litany of corrupt misconduct, offences, misconduct and  transgressions committed by all political parties concerned and their civil service / bureaucracy crony cohorts – are a mere sampling of the actual total documented that lie slumbering in dusty files – and the covert sins that have never – to date - reached public exposure and scrutiny, are Biblical scale 'legion'.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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