Wednesday 25 February 2015

UKIP Election Win = Apocalypse Now

In this morning’s 'You Couldn't Make This Shit Up' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The word from whistle-blowing moles inside the government's more 'bark than bite' blustering Ofcom regulatory body claims they are set to haul Channel 4 over the veritable coals for the broadcast of their Tory / Lib-Dum-funded 'What If?' scaremongering fantasy documentary based on more scent than substance predictions of the catastrophic doings of the first 100 days in office of a UKIP government 'if' Farage's team - the Flatbrokes bookies-backed favourites - win this poll-augured majority vote victory in the May 7th general election ballot - after hordes of viewers went into paranoia-induced self-harm mode and committed suicide to avoid the inconvenience and associated hassles to be encountered with this flawed prophecy of a looming Armageddon.

Titled 'The First 100 Days', the Channel 4 soothsayers who scripted the programme while high on some Class A narcotic substance - or from sniffing Poundland superglue - claim they scried the tea leaves in a time-honoured Chinese divination ritual which revealed that UKIP Prime Minister Farage will kick start World War Three by ordering the RAF to nuke Brussels in a bid to emphasise his point regarding Broken Britain opting out of the 28-nation EUSSR Federation.

Further, in the process of ditching involvement with the EU klepto-state apparatus, Nigel intends to wash his hands of any and all commitments to the flawed TTIP corporatocracy agreement being foisted on the European community – and by extension Broken Britain - by the Rothshite crime syndicate's Kosher Nostra via their Zionist shills working the Barky Obama glove puppet and thus running the good ole US of A.

Channel 4 and Ofcom have been jointly inundated with several million complaints from viewers over 'fallout' (sic) from the predicted nuclear attack on Brussels – following which the indestructible Nigel Farage, in an ego-fuelled 'I have the power' lunatic frenzy then dispatches a crew of 22 SAS Increment Squad assassins to 'neutralise' potential political challenges from the Grotty Green Party leadership.

Reminiscent of Orson Wells' 1938 CBS radio broadcast of the War of the Worlds which resulted in a US-wide fear and alarm panic, with neurotic punters tearing their own heads off and defenestrating out of attic windows to avoid being turned into red pulp fertiliser by the invading Martians – Channel 4's 'UKIP: The First 100 Days' combined actual archive footage of party leader Nigel Farage and real UKIP members, with fictional scenes played by professional crisis actors from the Tavistock Institute's 'Chicken Little' panic stations department not otherwise employed on MI5's latest false flag Islamic terrorist attacks – or playing multiple victim / first responder roles in runaway bin lorry harem-scarem scenarios around Glasgow.

Fellattia Skanger - a 16-year old mother of three from Croydon who won a coveted Bifta award for her double roles performances as a knife-dropping WPC 'and' weeping good Samaritan Carmelite nun in the security service's 2013 low budget Woolwich pantomime beheading of Drummer Lee Pygmy – aka The Squaddie Who Never Was – put her 'character actor' skills to further use in the make-believe documentary playing the part of the 'selfie' addicted Feral Beryl McSkagg who leads her 'Bunny Boilers' girlie gang of Meths Breezer-fuelled gobshite chavettes on a smash n grab shoplifting extravaganza around central London's premier department stores during the nation-wide waves of raging riots sparked by UKIP's failure to meet their weekly Universal Credit welfare benefit payment commitments.

This is the catalyst factor which sees tens of thousands of nail-biting benefit scroungers deprived of their weekly ciggy and beer money hand-outs spitting the dummy and going ape shit in a flash mob style mass rebellion that makes the Tottenham riots which followed the Met Plod Squad's murder of Mark Duggan look like a bit of a 'That's mine!' hair-pulling / bitch slap brawl at a C of E rummage sale.

From this point on in the programme a state of mass hysteria engulfs the entire UK, with the 'mockumentary' fictionalising the war crimes trial and firing squad execution of ex-New Labour PM, Tony Bliar – and convicted celebrity paedophile Gary Gutter getting publicly lynched on a Westminster lamp post by an armed mob of Dolphin Square child sexual abuse victims as they proceed to the Houses of Conmans and Lords intent on an 'accounting's day' roll call.

The programme goes on to portray distressing scenes of the burned-out ruins of Fuckingham Palace smouldering in the distance as the camera switches to Downing Street's UKIP cabinet office, with ministers sanctioning EDL and BNP recruited thugs to assume the role of Immigration Squad 'round-up officers', bent on a racist hatred mission to 'clean up' Broken Britain's once green and pleasant land by herding non Anglo-Saxon types onto cross-Channel ferries and dumping them on the coasts of Belgium and France – and hoofing out tens of thousands of job-stealing gyppo and pikey migrants from across Europe back to their carp-poaching / swan-roasting / sex slave trafficking points of origin.

This UKIP-centred culture of disorder descends into further chaos and mayhem as Russell Brand, Blob Geldork and Bono are officially named 'non-persons' and the pandemonium migrates to rustic countryside settings where unculled badgers seek revenge on humanity for the Con-Dem Coalition's extinction level efforts to eradicate their species - and start savaging ramblers and solitary dog walkers.

In a street stop flash interview with the Scaremongers Gazette, Nigel Farage denounced the Tory-funded apocalyptic portrayal of a riot-torn, mobocracy-ruled Britain under his UKIP administration as a crock of bullshit – yet further stated the Channel 4 programme had quite possibly done his party more good than harm and stigmatised the Labour / Lib-Dum / Tory troika as a bunch of demoralised losers who are about to find out the hard way that their traditionalist political policies are trash and the voting public has had enough of getting shafted – a factor demonstrated this past year by the wave of defections from the ruling parties to UKIP and their subsequent by-election wins.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/ukip-election-win-apocalypse-now.html

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Sunday 22 February 2015

New Labour to Field Paedos for MP Slots

In today’s ‘Enhanced Brazen Cheek’ arrogance-plus edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel strumming down the Westminster grapevine is rife with scandalous whispers that New Labour's hierarchy are planning to field raving alcoholic necro-sex, fish-fucking paedophiles as their MP candidates in a desperate move to win seats in the forthcoming May general election due a shortage of wannabe politicos jumping ship from the three major parties and signing up with UKIP and the Greens.

Grotty Grimsby's incumbent Labour MP, the geriatric back bench Austin Mitchell, is being blamed for the rumours after speaking to one gutter press hack from the Fishmongers Gazette after quaffing several pints of Old Headbanger lager in the town's notorious Slippery Eel pub, where he let indiscretion rule his senile brain while commenting on his imminent retirement from politics - 'and Grimsby' - as, in his own words "every fuckin' thing stinks of fish" - claimed Labour would hold the Grimsby seat even if they nominated some infamous kiddie fiddling scumbag like Jimmy Savile or Leon Brittan or Greville Janner as their candidate to replace him.

Going into typical politician style 'denial mode', the 129-year old Mitchell, who has been the Parliamentary expense-fiddling MP for Grimsby since the Boer War and was previously known as Albert Haddock, Austin Cambridge and Michelin X before settling on his current political nom de guerre, denied this pisshead faux pax incident, claiming on Twitter that the paper had misconstrued what he actually said and was a victim of malicious journalism, and such constituted an attack not only on Grimsby but too his replacement New Labour candidate, Ms. Melanie Onn-Off.

When contacted by the Daily Shitraker for his version on the veracity of the Fishmongers Gazette story Mitchell stated for the public record, quote: "It's all a bag of crap" – albeit repeatedly refusing to deny having made the scurrilous comments, and instead attempted to steer off at a tangent and change the subject, saying the north-east Lincolnshire town was "dyed in the wool loyal Labour" - adding - "as far as the inference that the people of Grimsby are stupid, its not true – a bit thick perhaps, which doctors put down to them eatin' all that effin' fish."

Following failed attempts to contact Labour's child prodigy leader Ed Millipede for his take on Mitchell's error of political judgement due 'Wallace' being busy with reorganising his train set as a practice run for sorting out Rattle Track and Notwork Rail when he's elected Prime Minister in May, Labour's shadow business secretary, Brick Chuka Ummuna admitted he personally didn't agree with the Grimsby MP's reported comments.

"We have to make allowances though for our older House of Conmans members, and poor Austin's dementia does seem to be getting worse. First it's sexist comments and fiddling £10,549 quid in Parliamentary expenses for fictitious mortgage payments – and now this – nominating paedophile alkies to run for Parliament. Let's hope the silly old sod isn't trying to sabotage Melanie Onn-Off's chances of getting elected."

Meanwhile, the indestructible UKIP leader Nigel Farage, speaking to a media hack from the Turncoats Review, opined that Mitchell's comments were a massive publicity boost for his party, which is mounting a challenge for the vacant Grimsby seat at May's general election with ex-EDL defector Ron McScrote – (rumoured to be 'olfactory impaired' after getting head butted in a night club scrap) – standing for the MP slot and declaring "I don't give a fuck how bad the place stinks of rottin' fish cos I can't smell owt."

Do you live in the Grotty Grimsby area? Would you knowingly vote for a raving kiddie fiddler to be your MP? Do you realise that half the MPs in the House of Conmans are fudging sodomites with rabid pederast tendencies who download child porn on their iPads during debates - then sod off round to Dolphin Square or Barnes Elm Guest House to bum little boys on loan from care homes - and strangle them?

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Friday 20 February 2015

Levy & McRae Need a Good Lawyer?

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Embezzlement’ bankruptcy edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A bevy of Nonceland's shining star law firms are being sued in the wake of a £400 million hedge fund collapse – with the actual £400 million quid being conspicuous by its absence and no fucker or their dog up to admitting whose capacious sporran it disappeared into.

Burness Paull and Levy & McRae – two of Scotland's top tier law firms are reportedly among those at the centre of a major police fraud probe into alleged embezzlement and facing legal action from the liquidators of Heather Crapital, the offshore financial empire run by a Spanish-based multi-tasking entrepreneur / financier / property tycoon – the 46-year-old Glassie-born n bred shekel-juggling Gregory 'See You' King, whose corporate money lending empire seems to have developed a bit of a £400 million nicker sinkhole.

King's parent company, Heather Crapital, raised what bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of other people's money' - hundreds of millions in fact - to lend against Scottish property before going bust in a Busby Berkeley style spectacular fashion back in 2010 – with the corporate coffers suffering from the Old Mother Hubbard syndrome.

Crapital's appointed Manx liquidator, Paul McDuff of Ernst and Young, has launched a series of lawsuits against firms of lawyers and accountants which carried out work for the hedge fund and its affiliates before their embarrassing collapse.
The exact nature of the actions is yet to be revealed when police determine who had their sticky fingers in the till, but McDuff is taking an optimism versus defeatist position that he can secure a few quid of the £400 million lost by the Manx-registered Heather Crapital for pissed off investors around the globe.

The lawsuits come on top of a criminal investigation by Police Scotland into the suspected dirty dealings of Gregory King and three of his Russian oligarch associates - Oleg Mobsaroubles, CEO of Gulag Gaz and Wankprom Oil; Michail Sackashit, President of Russtheft Energy; and Leon Lotsatottie – owner of the infamous Moscow-based Orloff’s strip club

Michail Sackashit acted as chief executive of Heather Crapital affiliates Mathon Money Laundering Group SA and the Cayman Islands based Arsewipe Credit Corp from 2008 - which was renamed 'Pot to Piss In Finance' before being liquidated.

Ernst and Young's tenacious McDuff is also in the process of suing Levy & McRae, yet another dodgy Glasgow law firm understood to have been involved in handling Heather Crapital and Mathon Money Laundering Group transactions – with former partner, Peter 'Wicked' Watson, - aka the Rasputin of the Glens – allegedly a member of both the Mathon and Arsewipe Credit Corp boards of directors.

As of going to press Levy & McScumm, which provides legal advice to the Daily Shitraker and Highland Scandals Publishing group were unwilling to comment on Mr McDuff's legal proceedings – while the evasive Watson was reported to be unavailable for any comment that might incriminate him.

For the uninitiated into the venal dealings of Nonceland law firms, Levy & McScatt are simply another money-grubbing 'all for profit' ambulance chasing gaggle of legal shysters and of as much importance in the greater scheme of corporate criminality as a wart on a pig's arse – if not for the fact they – under the Wicked Watson regime, became heavily invested – notorious in fact – as media gatekeepers (read 'attack dogs') to Nonceland's rich and shameless – with the ability to sanitise a heap of vulture shite – as per Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's voluminous indiscretions – and the dirty doings of ex-Glassie Mayor Steven 'Snowy' Purcell.

Rumour vs allegations seem to be in harmonious accord that Levy & McShite foisted the culture of denial regarding the coverup of the Hollie Greig child sexual abuse scandal that has been kicked around the hallowed halls of Holyrood, onto the Crown Office, to the delinquent Grampian Police – and back again for the past fifteen years – with the evil Rasputinesque villain Watson purportedly instrumental with expediting the harassment and arrests of anti-child sexual abuse campaigners out to seek justice for Hollie and her fellow abused special needs and disabled juvenile contemporaries – all to protect the guilty arses and reputations of those immoral bastards who chose to ignore the blatant fact that Grampian's Sin City, Scaberdeen, has duly earned the sobriquet of being a Paedo's Paradise.

Well, let's be fucking honest on this score, the whole of Scotland is Nonceville on steroids thanks to the corrupt justice system and the Crown Office and courts being staffed with untouchable sodomite deviants and child molesting scrotes. (Google SLAB / Douglas Haggarty and Crown Office Stuart MacFarlane).

To add to Levy & McShite's ignominious media exposure as a bunch of dodgy twats, the embedded gatekeeper media shills and stooges running the Scottish Scum red top tabloid take a break from their regular 'More Topless Rent Boys on Page Three' to pursue a real simmering scandal for a change - under the banner headline 'Writ Hits the Fan' – along with Herald Nonceland's chief shill, the pig-eyed David Leaks, allegedly acting on instructions from his demonic master, the Wicked Watson, taking a break from supporting the untouchable Hollie Hoax / Scaberdeen based establishment paedophile ring that prey on special needs and disabled children (Google 'Hollie Greig') and turned his customary intellect-deficient venom on none other than Watson's old firm, Levy & McScumm.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/law-firm-sued-over-400m-hedge-fund-probe.118802376

So, while the Wicked Watson – aka Satan's Little Helper (and founder of the Greenock Halitosis Society) - departed company with Levy & McPuke in a cloud of cryptic controversy – he has in the past, and allegedly still does, act as a legal pit bull advisor, representing all manner of political and business scumsters - specifically the graft and corruption sectors of the Holyrood Parliaments and Crown Office hierarchy - plus titled judicial egocentric panjandrums accused of covering up historic cases of child sexual abuse by organised Masonic paedophile rings - and instead abusing the rule of law to turn turning the tables and have the anti-child sexual abuse exposers arrested (Google 'Robert Green') and slung in some nasty Scottish jail to silence them and intimidate and deter others from similar campaigning actions.

Thus while friends are thin on the ground, the enemies and adversary types are as thick as a Jap whore's pubes (with Willie Mcreath reputedly constituting a determined 'get even' force of one).
While Watson's alleged crimes and misdemeanours might well come under the pick n mix headings of considered to be / gossip claims / alleged / rumoured / reputed / bruited / purported / suspected – these fairytale allegations hang around his presence like the stench of a Glasgow Green heroin hoor skanger's knickers.

Jersey, Caymans, offshore money laundering of tax-dodge mega-bucks cash payments – bribes, corruption payoffs, kickbacks, bent honorariums etc made to Holyrood politicos, high ranking Police Nonceland plods, Sheriffs, Judges, Law Lords, holier than thou Court of Session wigged scumbags and Lord Advocate ranks. Some fucker and their dog has a record and it only takes one disgruntled whistleblower to get on the anonymous Snitch n Grassers hotline to upset the whole fucking handcart.

So while Watson remains the type of person who prompts people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to be coerced into shaking hands with the slimy wanker apparently there is zero truth in the speculative slanderous – libellous, in fact - gutter press reports that he embezzled or profited from Levy & McRae allegedly fucking over Heather Crapital's hedge fund for some £400 million nicker – and treated himself to a brand new gold-plated monogrammed Jaguar coupe, complete with a personalised 'CUNT 1' vanity registration plate.

To wit, does the word on the jungle grapevine bear more substance than mere conjecture and rumour – that finally the Wicked Watson – 'Mr Conflict of Interest' himself - is going to be doing some jail time for his alleged money laundering activities?

Well, according to one report in this current edition of the Rent Boy Gazette – the weekly trade paper for underage male prostitutes servicing the perverted sexual requirements of the Glasgow / Edinburgh political and judicial hierarchy – the Law Lords Speculative Society fraternity and Violate BD/SM Club – (catering for the dirty deviant tastes in pederasty, necrophilia and doggy / sheep shagging) - any such case / prosecution will doubtless prove to be declared as having 'no merit' / 'not in the public interest' when it comes before one of the bent Masonic secret handshake bretheren judges that infest Nonceland's corruption-ridden legal system.

Thought for the Day. Perhaps the banner headline might bear some modicum of truth. So where will Levy & McScumbags source a 'good lawyer'? Surely not the IQ-deficient ex-Justice Minister and ex-employee Kenny 'Hee-Haw' MacAskill.
Doubtless Frank Mulholland will oblige shredding any incriminating evidence the Crown Office receive with a three-legged stamp on the envelope from Ernst and Young's Mr McDuff.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday 19 February 2015

Welby to Front 'Protestant Power' Party

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Senior Church of England figures including the Archbishop of Cunterbury, the Most Revd Justin Welby, joined by his suntanned pal the Archbishop of Pork, the Most Revd Dr John Sennapod, have entered Broken Britain's pre-election political fray with the intention of leading a 'Protestant Power' Church & State Party through the May canvassing maelstrom, while relying on divine intervention to lay low all adversaries – UKIP and the Greens included – on their march towards a House of Conmans majority and into Downing Street.

In a 52-page letter to the main Westminster political parties – (co-authored by the Right Reverend Alan 'Pinkie' Wilson, the Bishop of Fuckingham and a band of freshly-ordained split-arsed silverback Bishops) – which is basically a guide on how Christians should vote - Welby has expressed the C of E's desire (or his own ego-fantasy?) to forge stronger links and greater integration with the EUSSR Federation, with proposals for a future one-off 'In or Out' referendum to be scrapped.

One skewed and hypocrisy-ridden excerpt from the Welby communication reads: 'In the wake of World War Two, the nations of Europe promised they'd never go to war again – specifically against each other – and that Europe would only join in military conflicts with our US neighbours when engaging in multiple warfront scenarios sans geographical limits and resorting to the mass slaughter of infidel types around the Middle East in pursuit of securing natural resource futures for the Rothshite Kosher Nostra bankster syndicate.'
'Thus the reasoning why we should now join arms – literally - with our historical enemies – the Krauts and Frogs – in a display of NATO force against the nasty Russian godless Communist regime and thwart Bad Vlad Putrid's plans to block the Ukraine signing up to our EU Brussels Club.'

Perhaps the muddled tosser expects Broken Britain to go into Mexican standoff mode against the Russian bear armed with no more than slings and arrows as he and 'his church' are calling for the Trident nuke programme – and all manner of weapons of mutually-assured mass distraction - to be scrapped and thrown on the self-same landfill shit heap as the EU membership referendum.

So here we have Welby sticking his nose where it is not wanted yet again – such as apologising on behalf of the RAF for fire bombing the fuck out of Dresden on St Valentine's Day in 1945 – then flying the Cunterbury Cathedral flags at half mast to mark the death of the KSA's barbarian King Abdullah bin Fat Git al Saud - and now morphing into power trip mode, and, as per the other main Parliamentary parties, entering the political arena armed with an election manifesto based on a series of clear misrepresentations of facts and a pick and mix bag of disingenuous half-truths and outright porky pies.

Welby claims the C of E has a right and a duty to speak in the political debate and run for office armed with a fresh moral vision to clean up the excesses of heathen decay that have taken root in our once-sceptred isle and for the voting demographic to tow the party line – ref compliance with government policy – and basically telling the common herd – latterly comprised of unemployed scrounging drunks and druggies – to 'do as you're fucking told' – and hence must be constrained by regulations and protocols – as characterised via health and safety regulations 'and' the Public Order Act.

Hmmm, now what we do not need is to devolve – backslide being a better term – into a totalitarian Church Police situation where the First Estate demagogues can again rely on bogus pseudo-science and invoke fear of death / afterlife / salvation emotions via flawed theological rhetoric to sway opinion and interfere with matters temporal or political while still pushing this ontological proof of God's existence myth – a 2,000 year old money-spinning / control freak confidence trick that's still got some modicum of life left in it – even for a remaining faithful few of the UK's atheist-predominant population.

More worrying still is a scheme formulated by Welby and his hard core inner circle of Bolshie Bishops to not only go head to head with UKIP on the vote-winner immigration debate but one step beyond – and the ugly undercurrents of racism be damned – for if voted into office they'll enforce the extradition and repatriation to their Third World dumps of origin all non-Protestant immigrants – a sad day not only for the Jihadist wannabe Muslim radicals, pagan Gyppo child sex slave traffickers and Pikey swan roasters - but also the Irish left-footer Catholics – a policy that will doubtless raise howls of Gentile anti-Semitism from the 'you-know-who' shifty Shylocks lobby.

Welby and Co are to modern day society an anachronism – a bunch of redundant meddling twats and notorious confabulators – with Welby now scanning his personal grimoire for some textual justification to interfere with the everyday lives of the common herd – who no longer require nor desire Church n State meddling and guidance on all matters temporal and / or spiritual.

So toughsky shitsky, as the Russians say, every fucker and their dog can read and write now and there's next to nowt in Latin on the telly – so Welby and his vicars no longer hold a monopoly on learning and are thus redundant and have no hold over the population of our (pre-fracked) green and pleasant that once bore the proud name of Albion.

If they want to go into moralising mode, then he and his fuckwit churchmen pals should be more concerned with protest against the criminal oligarch elite – the venal plutocracy that hold the reins of power and control in this country – and most elsewhere in the world – the Satanist paedo scumsters known by their diabolical PTB / Them / 1% sobriquets.

These inbred psychos are out to maintain their wealth, power and control by any and all means required – up to and including the ritual rape and blood sacrifice of little blue eyed blonde girls as tribute to their fantasy-conceived diabolical deities – or the snuffing of investigative journalists (Dando) and pregnant royal princess's (Di) who would seek to expose their sins and crimes and right these vile wrongs – or straight-out murder of any and all who get in their way – including top dog science type anoraks (Kelly) that dare turn whistleblower on the BBC's Snitch n Grasser Hour and undercut the false veracity of Tony Bliar's 45 minutes to Armageddon / weapons of mass distraction 'spiced up' dodgy dossier alibi to justify engaging this country in an illegal war of aggression against a sovereign state.

Thus we ponder WTF is next in Welby's political manifesto if he gets into office – heretics burned at the stake again? Perhaps start a C of E Office of the Inquisition and bring Pope Benny, the Mk XVI ex-Nazi Kraut bloke – Joey Ratflinger - out of retirement to run the fucking thing per his pre-papal job at the Vatican.

Nope, Welby best stick to prepping vicars on using the pulpit to spice up sermons with a few dirty jokes – especially the classical 'Bishop said to the Actress' variety.

Thought for the day. WTF? The gospel according to the gutter press and mass media, the C of E is getting into politics to counter the sex appeal of the great unwashed Russell Brand and his latest publicity-generating 'Don't Vote' boycott call – a stereotype dog wanker in the same self-promoting, ego-trip pondscum class as Bono and Blob Geldork.
Even with the C of E's poll rating coming in at a bit less than zero viz the 'Things to Do on a Sunday' popularity scale, they've fuck all to worry about regarding the likes of a talentless twat like Wussell Bwand – a scumster who considered Jimmy Savile his inspiration and role model..

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/welby-to-front-protestant-power-party.html

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Tuesday 17 February 2015

Exodus Mk II: Plenty of Room on West Bank

This morning’s Exodus Mk II 'fair play all round' chutzpah-enhanced edition brings readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In anticipation of further pan-European anti-Semitic false flag Islamic terrorist attacks on a par with the recent Paris Charlie Dildo magazine staff slayings and last weekend's Copenhagen blood and gore high media profile incidents, the rogue state of Israel's pro-Jabotinskyist Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, (the Ashkenazi wannabe Zion King) has directed his Likit Party dominated government to approve the short-listing of over 20,000 Palestinian homes for demolition in Jerusalem – the intended future capital of the Palestinian state.

The concocted logic behind the demolitions purports that such is necessary to make room for all the propaganda-gullible panic-stricken Chosen People doing a strategic 'exit stage left' moonlight from the Muslim terrorist-infested EUSSR to the Promised Land (formerly Palestine) – where they'll be safe (sic – some joke) from further nasty ISIS Takfiri death cult crazies who have an innate hatred for all things democratic – or slightly kosher.

Speaking on the steps of the Knesset to one gutter press hack from the Scaremongers Gazette, Nuttyahoo urged European Jews to immigrate to the pariah state of Israel following the shooting death of a Jewish security guard outside a Copenhagen matzo bakery last Sunday.

The outlaw Zionist state's PM further announced a US / AIPAC funded $46 million bucks plan to encourage Jewish migration from Belgium, France and Ukraine - maintaining that Palestine's occupied West Bank is to be a home for all Jews – along with the Gaza Strip when the IDF's psychos have finished levelling the place - bombed into the Stone Age according to the explicit goals of a typically perverse Israeli military doctrine known as Dahiya - with their next scheduled Operation Genocide in the march towards achieving a Final Solution to their 'Palestinian problem'.

Israel's hard core racist foreign minister, Avigdor Lieberman, a former Ukrainian nightclub bouncer turned untouchable embezzler and now CEO of the Ashkenazi Land Grab Housing Corp, spoke to salivating media hacks outside his own West Bank villa while brandishing a Kikester Housing kosher brochure, and called for a wave of mass aliya [Jewish immigration] from Europe, stating for the public record: "Palestine is the home of every Jew and we await you with open arms on our newly-constructed Hasbara and Schadenfreude Village sites.”

This is not the first time PM Nuttyahoo has called on Europe’s Jews to move to Israel (aka Balfour's Folly). Immediately after the Mossad staged terror attacks in Paris that involved the murders of the Rothshite crime syndicate-owned Charlie Dildo magazine staff and further bloodshed at a kosher 7/11 Stop n Rob store, he used the Gladio style tragedy to urge Jews to leave Europe due what he claims is 'a rising tide of anti-Semitism' – rather than anti-Zionism sentiments emanating from the rogue state's human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of – er – Palestine – or rather what bits they have left of their once-sovereign nation: specifically the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank - and the coastal Gaza Strip, besieged behind the rabid racist ZioNazi state's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe.

At a press conference in Washington, World Zionist Organization spokesman, Rabbi Shylock Achzib Snipcock went into his customary chutzpah mode when claiming “Europe is waking up to a new era, a new anti-Semitic reality, and we are witnessing a rise of attacks and expressions such as this Boycotts, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against Israel – and these goyim trouble-makers claiming that the Palestinians are Semites too. The term Semite is a Jewish exclusive which we have patented as our own, and anyone questioning this right is guilty of anti-Semitic slanders."

Thought for the day. Upwards of half a million Israelis live in more than 120 'illegal' settlements built since Israel’s land grab occupation of the Palestinian territories of the West Bank – including Jerusalem - in 1967.
These settlements have been condemned as illegal by the United Nations and most countries due the fact the territories were seized by Israel in the war of 1967 and are thus subject to the Geneva Conventions, which forbid construction on occupied lands.

This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, to the rogue state of Israeli's dying shame, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the so-called Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

This deep-rooted ZioNazi Israeli contempt for the lives of Palestinians should inspire Western outrage and cries of 'Foul!' and 'No more!' - so bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny - no longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No Jews, Muslims, or Palestinian refugees - or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle. However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of shifty shylock hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/exodus-mk-ii-plenty-of-room-on-west-bank.html

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Monday 16 February 2015

Nonceland Pass 'Big Brother' Mindfuck Act

In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ mindfuck edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The welfare of unborn children will come under scrutiny as part of the bonny Nonceland government’s Womb tae Tomb Act proposals for a named person to be involved with families and setting up planning and support for every child north of the border – starting during the last trimester of pregnancy.
The Vulnerable Child & Underage Rent Boy Sexual Exploitation (Nonceland) Act of 2014 legislation, which will come into effect in 2016, is set to cover children from birth through infancy, puberty, adolescence and then adulthood - up until the age of 18 - which critics claim stinks of state interference in the iconic institution of family life privacy.

The much-maligned act - which many canny Scots perceive as a law made up to assist for-profit social service trolls in their kiddie snatching activities - and their embedded child molesters in finding new prey - will see every Scottish bairn allocated a 'named person' (typically unemployed jobseekers) up to the age of five, followed by an equally perverted paedo deviant teacher – with plans in motion to eventually recruit these purported 'guardian angels' from the ranks of the Boy Scout Masters Social Sodomy Club or the notorious Glasgow / Edinburgh-based Violate BD/SM Club membership rolls.

Sir Angus McScrote, Permanent Undersecretary at the Crown Office and legal advisor to the Lord Advocate, in his role as President of the Edinburgh-based Masonic Speculative Society's Magic Circle, opined to one gutter press hack from the Catamite's Gazette: "Our plan is to follow the Jesuit example and grab the little bastards as soon as they're born – then they'll be ours for life – Satan's due - and cut out the family middleman interference factor of incestuous brothers, cousins and uncles."

Fellattia Skanger, spokeswoman for the 'Stick Yer Named Person Act' opposition activist group informed media hacks that "Yer gonna see parents become fuck all more than helpless spectators in the upbringin' of their own fuckin' sprogs as soon as this warped cradle ter the grave state control is implemented. The whole caboodle stinks of a Kafkaesque panopticon Big Brother culture – an' what's more it's a paedo perv's wet dream come true. The fuckin' nonces are gonna be queuin' ter sign up as 'named persons' so they can get their tadgers inter some innocent wee boy or girl's private parts."

"On top of this where's the fuckin' oversight as these secret family courts protect the evil bastard social worker's family-destroyin' criminal excesses from public scrutiny. So vote for the Scottish Nonce Party if you want ter see an end ter family privacy."

Rumours abound that Labour MSP Graeme Pearson, a member of the Scottish Parliament’s justice sub-committee on policing and himself a former Plod Squad officer, informed the Totalitarian's Gazette that the SNP's hobbit-edition Worst Minister 'Zira' Sturgeon should drop this entire Orwellian Named Person 'paedophile enablement bill' scam and finally get her lazy arse into gear and set the likes of Police Scotland's Chief Constable Sir Stephen 'I try my best' Louse to investigating historical child sexual abuse cases – starting with the Hollie Greig scandal – and why Lord Douggie Cullen slapped the Dunblane school massacre inquiry findings with a 100 year gagging order to protect paedo pimp Thomas Watt Hamilton's Freemason kiddie sex clients.

"Stephen Louse ought to find better uses for his time than tear-arsing around on a motorbike giving erring motorists a hard time. This vainglorious, power crazy martinet might well boast of his hands-on attitude to policing – but all that equates as no more than blather from another establishment jobsworth-shill when it comes down to investigating scandalous cases of historic child sexual abuse by his old Freemason secret handshake fraternity pals in Scotland's kiddie fiddling capital of Scaberdeen."
"What we had previously was a series of minor corruption-ridden fiefdoms that have now, under Louse's aegis, morphed into one mega-whopper corruption-ridden fiefdom under the title Plod Squad Nonceland."

"Louse is a typical example of what happens when government agencies grab further powers (arming the moronic plods) with neither the facilities of foresight or oversight applied – mainly due the fact he's a classic dog wanker whose cognitive and emotional control skills rate in at zero on the Linnaean taxonomy human classification index."
"Then we have Louse's warped concept of the arrestable class and the unarrestable class – for the Chief Constable labours under the very same misapprehension as the Crown Office has for years - that crimes by members of the elite must be swept under the rug due the fact prosecuting them would destabilise the system."

"But here we're faced with a Glasgow bully boy, who after reading a pop-up picture book copy of Orwell's 1984 as an 11-year old child, made it his masturbation fantasy to be a part of a disciplined, Big Brother hierarchical environment where he could act out his inbred control freak disciplinarian fantasies and stamp all over anti-corruption whistleblowers like Assistant Chief Constable John Mauger - who had the audacity to publicly criticise Louse's controversial move to kit out hundreds of officers with firearms on routine duties – and his attempts to justify the policy by citing the Dunblane massacre as sufficient reason."

Thought for the day. The Holyrood Parliament's Worst Minister, Nicola 'Zira' Sturgeon, who succeeded Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond as Scottish Nonce Party leader last November (WTF - are all SNP politicos named after fish?) is rumoured to be a figment of the Scottish people's imagination and actually a 'wee nippy' emoji character that bears a passing resemblance to Nonceland's answer to the Clitheroe Kid - Jimmy Krankie

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/nonceland-pass-big-brother-mindfuck-act.html

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Tuesday 10 February 2015

CSA Inquiry Thrice-Cursed Chairmanship

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The dark forces of Mordor – aka Broken Britain's Masonic establishment paedophile ring brethren – have morphed into self-preservation mode in an attempt to get the Home Office's stop / start Child Sexual Abuse inquiry stalled again – and preferably forever – by spreading foul rumours that the thrice cursed inquiry's latest split-arsed chairman, Dame Lowell Goddard of Kiwiland, is up to her neck in a down-under Antipodean bribery scandal, with slanderous claims she's a 'jukebox judge' – slip a few coins in and the old baggage will sing any song you like.

Ah well, WTF good would she be anyway, for no sooner is the bitch ushered in with promises of a fresh approach to this child sex abuse inquiry – gets her foot in the door then pronounces 'her inquisition' will take four years – or until the guilty VIP politico paedos involved have either died or fallen victim to hit and run accidents or succumbed to Polonium 210 poisoning – or like the late Lord Leon Brittan of Spenditall, picked up an extra-nasty 24 hour cancer bug that's so voracious it can devour both lungs, a liver and twenty-foot of colon faster than a pond of piranhas can chew off a Jesuit missionary's leg.

Hmmm, little wonder there was a cry of aghast and the red 'credibility-deficient' warning flag was raised as soon as Goddard mentioned the inquiry could last for four years – due reasons that she intends its scope to go beyond the previous cut-off point of 1970 for claims – right back to the 1600's - and hang the sexual deviant blame squarely on the shoulders of Nonceland's Stuart sodomite / kiddie fiddling monarchy, in a not-so subtle bid to divert the culpability for this scandalous establishment pederast culture away from the embedded Westminster Satanist Freemason fraternity.

WTF - four years to nail a strew of guilty as all hell paedo political arses to the Crown Prosecution Service's front door – one might well ask? Goddard's inquiry into police brutality visited on the hapless heads of peaceful protesters back in 1999 during a visit to Kiwiland by the President of the People's Marxist Utopia of China took her 'eight years' to deliver a 'plods not guilty' ruling on.

But four years? We might as well have Mr '£759 quid a day' Chilcot running this inquiry as an add-on to his never-ending Iraq 'weapons of mass distraction' investigation fiasco.
Obviously Goddard is intent, like Chilcot, on making a career out of this whitewash job – where, in her findings, the only fucker who gets collared and jailed will be some hapless twat of a Dolphin Square former janitor like Ron McPatsy.

So, being fully cognisant of the fact that no problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it, are we, the common herd / public taxpaying demographic, to be lumbered with yet another pro-establishment 'royally-bestowed' Dame - a dyed in the wool establishment stooge - with an honour title awarded for her personal contributions to the annals of injustice via acts of nepotistic graft and corruption: covering up the venal crimes and misdemeanours of her bewigged contemporaries – doubtless incentivised by her Masters with the promise of future accolades and glittering prizes, thus pursued a career mired in secrecy, political manoeuvring and tardy rulings - perverting the course of justice and nurturing the paedophile culture as an apologist / protector for the Satanist fraternity – back home in New Zealand and now here – in our once sceptred isle?

Rumour has it that apart from covering up the sins of her fellow justices, Goddard accepted a bribe of seven goats and a cow from Maori King, Tourettes Paki Wacky Baccy IV, to find in his favour in a pre-nuptial agreement dispute when the 25 stone monarch decided to sell his fourth wife to a cousin, Prince Bruce of Puke-a-Hoho.

Ha, talk about mirror image doppelgängers - doubtless this self-promoting vainglorious bimbo of a Dame will be an ideal candidate for an ego-massaging session on Desert Island Discs before spring turns into summer.

Yep, this looks to be a third round fuck-up, but old transvestite Terry May might well be doing her best and not just shagging the cat on this issue - as she has – any fucker has – got one hell of a job to source any twat in government that isn't neck deep involved – even marginally - on the peripheral fringes of the crony corruption ridden Masonic fraternity government and civil service of sodomites and pederasts that runs all the way from local authority councils (Rotherham) through the bent Plod Squads to Whitehall civil service and Westminister government – House of Conmans and Lords and into the royal palaces.

Thought for the day. Scratch and shake heads and ask 'how the fuck have these paedo-scum VIP royals and politicos – with their pontificating holier than thou airs and graces - got away with these child molesting – and ritual Satanic murder - crimes for so long?'
Easy – they know the stupid TV-mesmerised, media-propaganda-wallowing common herd can't be arsed to check the facts or see the dinosaur on the patio with its arse stuck in the barbeque.
These scumster criminals make and enforce laws that we, the common herd, are mandated to obey (or else) - but which they sidestep and ignore with impunity.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/csa-inquiry-thrice-cursed-chairmanship.html

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Monday 9 February 2015

Criticism of Israel = Anti-Semitism

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Hypocrisy’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel being spouted by 'Friends of Israel Club' MP shills and stooges around the House of Conmans this week is that social media users who spread racial hatred – in this case that old revenant favourite 'anti-Semitism' - should be banned from sites such as Twatter and Facebook – which actually equates as any fucker and their dog who dares criticise Israel and militant Zionism being banned from the internet's social network system – and preferably have their tongues ripped out and keyboard pinkies pummelled with a coal hammer.

The All-Party Parliamentary Inquiry into anti-Semitism (but not Islamophobia?) is demanding that the Crown Prosecution Service conjures up any old law or regulation – or even an Asbo prevention order of the kind issued to restrict paedos and other child porno sex addicts' internet access – to penalise offenders from using cyberspace social networking mediums to broadcast the truth viz the human rights abuses and war crimes being committed against the Palestinian Arab Muslim 'Semite' population of – er – Palestine – and push the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue Zionist 'bully boy' state of Israel.

The House of Conmans cross-party Zionist Shills & Stooges group also highlighted the use of anti-Semitic terms online. Their report states the terms 'Palestinians', 'Yawm an-Nakbah' and 'Third Intifada' – along with Meshuggenah; Hudaibiya; Kvelling; Chutzpah; Kedeshah; Hasbara; Schadenfreude and Jabotinskyism were among the top 35 phrases relating to Israelis and Zionists during the conflict.

(Yawm an-Nakbah - the Palestinian 'Holocaust' of 1948 – their Shoah – the Day of the Catastrophe when their sovereign nation was stolen from them – with UN approval – by the Ashkenazi Zionist Stern, Irgun and Haganah terrorist gangs.)

The hashtags 'Palestinian Final Solution', 'ethnic cleansing' and 'genocide' featured with high frequency, the report added – with the 'ZioNazi war crimes' hashtag trending across the expanse of the known Universe in July last year.

The rise in violent anti-Semitic attacks during 2014 in the UK (swastikas daubed on synagogue walls and the front of Mrs O’chel Batachat's Manky Matzo Bakery) was clearly linked to the conflict in Gaza, with some using criticism of Israel's actions as a pretext for 'hate speech' – aka 'speaking the truth' about the IDF's human rights abuses and war crimes.

Last week, a Jewish-funded private Renta-Thug security agency - the Community Security Trust - claimed that anti-Semitic incidents across our once-sceptred Christian isle more than doubled – to 168 in 2014: proportionately in line to the war crimes and land grabs / house / farm / orchard demolitions and well poisonings committed against the Palestinian population of the West Bank and Gaza Strip by illegal settlers and the IDF's homicidal maniacs – and the foreign human rights protesters maliciously crushed – a la Rachel Corrie - under the tracks of IDF bulldozers.

The Community Security Trust - which monitors and manipulates anti-Semitism complaints in Britain - says this 168 incidents was highest figure recorded since the last high figure.

Although the Jewish community is deeply integrated (some claim 'embedded like termites' - whereas others resort to total political incorrectness mode and state 'like a cancerous tumour') into British society, many Jews are whingeing there has always been a low level of underlying anti-Semitism - such as casual, thoughtless remarks - but the rise of hate speech online is new and risks normalizing such sentiments – especially so while the hard line Israeli Jabotinskyist Likit Party government of PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and his equally nutty Knesset continue with their vile inhuman treatment and genocidal military forays against the captive Palestinian population.

(Aha, but these 'offending' remarks and comments today are not of the 'off the cuff' / casual variety but well thought out and reflect the moral indignation – outrage, in fact – of the British public's sentiments and sympathies towards the plight of the Palestinian people – especially so those in the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank with its ever-expanding illegal Israeli settlements.)

The Rt Hon Ron McScrote, Tory MP for Old Scrotum and spokesman for the All-Party Parliamentary Inquiry into anti-Semitism, opined to one gutter press hack from the Xenophobes Gazette that "Extremist or hate speech against one minority creates an environment in which such sentiments can easily spread to others. So today's call may also be welcomed by Muslim communities, facing what they say is a rise in Islamophobia following the Paris attacks – but they are advised not to hold their breath on that one as it's Zionists – er, I mean Jews – who get served first."

Hubristic petitions from the Board of Deputies of British Jews now before the All-Party Parliamentary Inquiry into anti-Semitism are calling for:
A mega-bucks £££ government fund to be set up to cover the costs of security at synagogues – (but not mosques).
Fresh research on identifying and explaining anti-Semitic language = any and all criticism of Israel / Zionism - (but no word on why the Zionists / Jews have hijacked 'anti-Semitism' term as their very own – to the expense of other Semites – such as all Arab and specifically the Palestinian people).
Guidance for school teachers on how to explain (sanitise) the illegal Middle East conflict in the classroom: more hypocrisy and propaganda.

The Met Plod Squad Commissioner Sir 'Scouse' Hulk Hogan related that the force had taken steps to provide additional reassurance to Jewish communities in recent weeks by assigning a couple of moronic Community Enforcement Officers – equipped with real radios and the all-new 'Spot the Muslim Terrorist' pop-up manual (with photos to differentiate between Arabs and Brazilians) - to stand guard outside synagogues.

Rabbi Mark Goldshit joined with Chief Rabbi Shylock Snipcock in pontificating that: "The goyim need to wake up to the fact that wherever you spread hate, it's not going to be legal."
Yeah right – apart from inside the racist apartheid state of Israel when hate is directed against the Palestinians by illegal settlers and the psycho IDF thugs. Israel – the only country on the planet with a fucking wall around it.

Meanwhile, a kikester poll accompanying the Parliamentary report suggests a third of British Gentiles (the goyim) - 37% - believed the problem of anti-Semitism has got worse in the last decade. Whereas by comparison 16% thought it had got better – with the remaining 47% saying they couldn't give a flying fuck one way or the other.

So we have these people – The Board of Deputies of British Jews – whoever – might well be, in all good conscience, flogging this vendre un canard à moitié (half-sell a duck) scam to protect Jews from the mislabelled anti-Semitism cyber offensive – but at the end of the day it will, if passed and legalised, come down to criminalising any and all criticism of Israel and the venal cult of Zionism.
They need to wake up to the fact (well they actually know it already but are in convenient brain dead denial) that it's fuck all to do with sectarianism or 'faith hatred' but protest against militant Zionism and what it is doing to the hapless Palestinians – usurped from their own homeland.

The Con-Dem coalition government might well be set on a zero tolerance approach to these perceived anti-Semitic comments – but nary the same zero tolerance to demonising Islam (false flag terrorist attacks / mass mainstream media smears)– and most definitely no 'zero tolerance' approach to Israeli human rights abuses and war crimes committed against the Palestinian population of – er – Palestine.

So, to conclude, have the Israeli Zionists, via the influence of Jewish lobbyist shills and AIPAC / ADL stooges in the US – plus Europe and specifically in Broken Britain - got too much of a chokehold on the socio-political affairs of government - MPs and cabinet ministers – and even more damaging, Shitehall's manky mandarins and permanent undersecretaries who rule the political roost regardless of who the fuck is in Downing Street?
Damn right, and it's an affront that needs to be rectified by establishing a Parliamentary Friends of Palestine Club to reset a level playing field.

Disclaimer: While scores of pro-Zionist shills and stooges, politicians and foreign service diplomatic personnel etc et al might have seen their hypocrite's sensibilities fall casualty to collateral damage, no innocent non-combatant Palestinian Arab Semite Muslim women and children were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.

Thought for the day. Over 500 rabbis from Israel, Britain, the US and Canada have called on the Israeli prime minister to stop demolishing Palestinian homes. Rabbis for Human Rights (RHR) say Benjamin Netanyahu’s stance is against “international law and Jewish tradition.”

RHR’s open letter came after the Israeli PM announced the destruction of over 400 Palestinian homes in the Israel-controlled part of the West Bank, the territory known as Area C.

“Thousands have been forced to build without permits, and great human suffering is caused when hundreds of homes are demolished each year in Area C alone,” RHR stated in their letter, adding that Israeli planning and zoning laws “severely restrict the ability of Palestinians to build homes, even on the lands that the State recognizes as belonging to them.”‘

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/criticism-of-israel-anti-semitism.html

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Thursday 5 February 2015

Plods Score Zilch in Popularity Poll

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A street level poll fielded this week by the Anarchists Gazette reports that Broken Britain's opinion of the national Plod Squad was of a limited response when the public demographic surveyed exhausted the lexicon of negative adjectives and expletive comments to best describe the blue uniformed tossers. However 'rude, lazy and intolerant' were the three most popular, albeit euphemistic, derogatory terms used – next to 'Stasi twats' and 'wankers'.

As complaints against forces hit an all-time high of 35,000 during 2014 - the most common being that plods neglected their duties – juxtaposed with allegations of incivility, impoliteness and a couldn't care less attitude towards the public they are paid by, and tasked to 'serve and protect' – a joke in and of itself.

A Daily Shitraker editorial goes several steps further in revealing a culture of Masonic fraternity corruption and outright criminality which permeates all levels – especially the top ranks – of the national Plod Squad – not only in England and Wales but also north of the border in Nonceland – and too goes on to cast a broad brush sweep of condemnation over the Independent Police Coverups Commission 'and' the overpaid 'elected' Police Crime Commissioner politicos who are en masse branded as being a 'waste of fucking space' and 'as much use as tits on a bull'.

Hmmm, no shortage of adjectives and expletives there.

Not only have scores of MPs been petitioned at constituency levels with calls for scrapping the IPCC and an overhaul of the system of investigating complaints against the police but actually recognising the fact that the Plod Squad model is an anachronism and well past its use by date and needs reinventing – and not in a Big Brother Stasi totalitarian enforcer mould either.

Ghengis 'Pitbull' McScrote, spokesman for the Revolution Now Party, speaking to media hacks via Skype from his park bench home on Wimbledon Common, went into high dudgeon at the first mention of the Anarchists Gazette survey, relating that "Damn right we need an overhaul of the entire policing system cos this fucker's broke wiv a big capital B – for Bust."

"All the plods is there for is ter keep an effin' jackboot on the neck of the common herd lest we get pissed off an' throw a major wobbler an' cause a nation-wide insurrection. Effin' Stasi scum. Latter day Gestapo. Tools of repression is all they is – wiv their ranks composed of intellectually-challenged thick twats, rangin' ter total morons. A bunch of all-round nasty bastards – and then some. Macho knobheads – wiv the WPCs bein' total butch-bitch Amazon bunny boiler skanks."

"Talk about the public good / pro bono – they've no fuckin' concept of the principle. But wot the fuck can yer expect from a gang of officious sociopaths an' psychos – cos like it or not – an' they effin' won't for sure – that's wot they fuckin' are. Thugs an' bullies – right or wrong – that's how they're perceived – an' that widespread public opinion is derived from experience."
"But that's the type of scumsters the blue uniform attracts - power trip control freaks and sadists – all wantin' ter get wiv the Freemason secret handshake fraternity crony corruption scams – an' never a prang of conscience about coverin' up the crimes of their paedo pals and kiddie fiddlin' bosses."

"These twats don't work for the public at large but their political an' corporate masters – the ones wot gives the orders an' draft the agenda for their top dog plod commissioners. They're the protectors of the rich an' shameless' an' their property – more so now the middle class have bin driven inter extinction an' there's no more effin' buffer zone between Them an' Us."

"The streetwise perception of yer plods today is one of unaccountable pondscum – wot can commit manslaughter – case in point bein' Harwood / Tomlinson - an' walk away wiv a slap on the wrist. Then yer got the actual pre-meditated murder of an innocent Brazilian sparkie, one Jean Charles da Silva de Menenzes – shot ter death by some unnamed – an' untouchable - trigger happy CO19 psycho – an' all his family got was a 'Whoops sorry' from that dyke slag wot woz in charge of Operation Fuckup on Stockwell tube station, Cressida Dickhead –an' the wanker wot shot the bloke is still on duty, wanderin' around wiv a fuckin' gun."

"An' while we're on the subject of pre-meditated murder by the plods, let's not forget Mark Duggan of Tottenham riot notoriety ('fame' n'est pas?) shot by the SFC's PC Madeupname. Legally killed woz wot the shit-for-brains crony coroner claimed. Legally killed – how the fuck do they work that one out?"
"Now the call's out ter arm every one of the useless twats wiv a Taser. Fer fuck's sake, I wouldn't kit the tossers out wiv water pistols, let alone 50,000 volt stun guns."
"Yer know wot the difference is between our once-sceptred isle's plod squad an' an organised crime syndicate - such as the Rothshite banksters Kosher Nostra? Absolutely none."

Hmmm, McScrote's words bear the essence of a disturbing truth – that power corrupts and the plods can get away with anything – including manslaughter and murder – and actual bodily harm (see Sgt Delboy Smellie vs G20 protester Nicola Fisher) – an argument reinforced by the recent acquittal of members of the Met's Territorial Support Group who, backed up by a squad of neanderthals from the local G4S Renta-Thug Agency, were responsible for 'kettling' a group of demonstrators in Parliament Square during last year's Support Palestine BDS campaign – which resulted in several protestors suffering injuries ranging from acute scalding to third degree burns.

Thought for the day. In one instance of dereliction of duty by the UK police force, the Yorkshire Plod Squad alone suspiciously failed in their duties to protect vulnerable children from predatory paedophiles for decades in and around Scarborough (Jimmy Savile and '99' Jaconelli) where little boys and girls were molested and raped, then mollified with a cornet.
And now Rotherham – where the entire not fit for purpose fucking council have been fired en masse due their collective incompetence (at best) if not criminal negligence in dealing with reports of 1,400 children sexually abused bu kiddie fiddling rings between 1997 and 2013. And the plods didn't know? Bullshit.

While we're busy putting a righteous boot into the disreputable (notoriously scandalous with criminal connotations) Yorkshire Plod Squads – North & South – let's not overlook an even more sinister coverup aspect of their diabolical existence: firing Senior Intelligence Analyst Tony Farrell when he refused to back down over the 7/7 2005 London tube train terror attacks, purported to have been carried out by a crew of Leeds-based Muslim jihadists – as Farrell looked the entire sham in the eye, studied it up close and personal, and pronounced for the public record – "False flag attack – it was all a set-up – same as 9/11 – and Mossad probable did 7/7 too."

Anyone remember PC George Dixon of Dock Green? "Evening all".
Alas, a memory of better times. Before corporate greed became a corporate cancer and caused 9/11. Before false flag terrorist attacks became a compulsive 'must have' accessory for Western politicos to pursue and justify their Big Brother police state agendas.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/plods-score-zilch-in-popularity-poll.html

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Wednesday 4 February 2015

Armchair Warriors Get Ringside Seat

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Socio-Political Insult’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The parents of British soldiers killed in Afghanistan are reported to be dummy-spitting furious over being prevented from attending a memorial service for their fallen sons at St Paul's Cathedral on Friday 13th of March (WTF – an auspicious date for things to go badly wrong) – a mere two days before England's iconic Mothering Sunday - as there won't be enough room for a bunch of weepy relatives 'and' the throngs self-promoting VIP politicos not wanting to miss out on a pre-election photo-shoot propaganda opportunity to get their useless arses spread across the media – spouting some patronising Biblical quotes about heroes and what the fuck have you.

Thus it's a parsimonious two tickets issued per each squaddie from the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Battalion, the 17th Body Bag Brigade, the 22nd Special Air Soft Regiment and the 14th Armoured Segway Corps who copped a body bag ride back to Blighty while involved with this illegal war in Afghanistan – hence 906 for the 453 dead.

So how about a few extra of the 2,000 seats for Mum n Dad? Nope, the 1,100 tickets have been reserved for Crown Ponces, Heads of State, military chiefs and officers and their ladies - along with a heap of craven 'wannabe warrior' Freemason fraternity shits and senile veterans alike Field Marshal Sir Buffy Brown-Hatter, Tory MP for Gone South and General Sir Huge Montmorency Knatchbollocks-Huffenstuff of Old Fudgers Hall – none of whom have seen a shot fired in anger since Agincourt.

To wit, the non-comm' officers and wives, as per 'other ranks' and their sluts, ain't getting a look in either. It was ever thus.

Doubtless the likes of Prince Dobby, the Royal Plant Whisperer, along with his chain-smoking broomstick merchant of a consort Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole, will be in the front row at St Pauls – with old Big Ears festooned in ribbons, gongs, gilt braid and bling he never earned on foreign fields of conflict.

So while parents of the soldiers this shindig is set to commemorate the passing of are disenfranchised, 1,094 best seats in the house tickets have been issued to scumster senior politicians and military chiefs – (the top brass dog wankers who make the decisions to go to war then send the minions to do the dirty work) - plus representatives of the corruption-ridden Afghan government's ruling Kleptocracy Party will also be present, along with al Qaeda and Taliban leaders wishing to spit on the memory of their neo-colonialist enemies.

Without a shred of a doubt a horde of self-glorification tossers of Nasty Party PM, Posh Dave Scameron and London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense ilk are set to be in attendance, ready to start spouting streams of empathic soundbite rhetoric to honour the 453 servicemen killed and thousands injured during the misguided 13-year illegal conflict of imperialist aggression, trying to keep Afghanistan part of the ever-diminished British Empire and protecting the Trans-Afghan Pipeline and Her Imperial Majesty's money-spinning opium crops - while the closest these two Tory tosspots ever got to mortal combat or a battle zone was smashing up some Oxford pub as members of the Bullingdon Vandals Club.

Rumour has it that Sir Malcolm Rifkind – the Jewish / pro-Zionist Chairman of Parliament's Intelligence and Security Committee – has secured a seat for himself, up close and personal with the rest of the VIP scumsters, to represent the interests of Tel Aviv's Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate Kosher Nostra. (Hmmm, no conflict of interests regarding the outlaw state of Israel there then).

Rifkind informed one gutter press hack from the red top Warmongers Gazette that "There simply isn't room for hundreds of babbling Mothers – and the congregation will be made up of people who really matter and run our country, such as myself and other politicians – plus our international NATO coalition partners and supporting organisations - the CIA and Mossad."

Thought for the day. Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Disclaimer: While scores of innocent non-combatant women and children might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' damage casualties, no politicians or foreign service diplomatic personnel were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/armchair-warriors-get-ringside-seat.html

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Tuesday 3 February 2015

Dobby Set to Become 'Royal Meddler'

In this morning’s ‘Monarchical Madness’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Constitutional calamities are on the horizon if old QE2 Lizzie pops her clogs and Prince Dobby sits upon the throne of England to become King Chazzer Mk III – the Meddling Monarch who is intent on mending Broken Britain – and much else in this fucked-up world of ours.

First on Big Ears self-serving agenda is no less than a right royal shake up - a total overall in fact - of the honours award system as he, in his unqualified arrogance, is of an opinion that gongs and titles are handed out to the wrong people for the wrong reasons – with past recipients including such low life scumbags as Bolshie union leaders, dockers and miners, plus lots of 'foreign types' – and (er – dare we say it?) untouchable kiddie fiddling BBC DJs.

The best place to start with this programme of rectification is at the doorstep of the bat-eared prince himself - and his Nazi slouch of a father, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros, Duck of Edinburgh – sporting a gold and diamond encrusted Order of the Tzatziki Kebab. Such is the perverse sense of entitlement with the Planet Windsor brand.

Wrong people for the wrong reasons audacity indeed. WTF about all the ridiculous campaign ribbons and medals Dobby has hanging off his blazer or festooned to the front of his Gilbert & Sullivan comic opera uniforms – including one for his 1997 uxoricidal achievement activities – having his squabbling Wolf Hall minions set up Princess Diana Goldsmith's murder – plus the big gold Royal Plant Whisperer gong awarded as a birthday pressie by that chain-smoking troll of a harpie - whom he tossed Cinderella out of bed for – the dog-eared Gorgonzilla, Duchess of Cornhole.

A semi-authorised (but 'not' Dobby-proof read or approved) biography penned by Fellattia McScrote, editor at large for the Daily Shitraker, is by all accounts hyper-critical of the lunatic fringe royal – not only revealing that up close and personal the scruffy twat is looking his age and then some – but his moronic manipulations of Clarence House and High Grove bureaucrats and staff has them – purposely – engaged in a Blackadder style internecine turf war and at each other's throats - and all trying to catch Chazzer's ear – which shouldn't be too difficult with that pair of Dumbo jugs sticking out either side of his inbred Saxe-Coburg-Gotha mongrel bonce.

Sir Dinsdale Baldrick, a disgruntled member of his Highgrove estate inner circle cronies, confided to biographer Fellattia McScrote: "Is he a meddling cunt, burning the midnight oil and writing letters to government ministers like Sir Malcolm Rifkind, telling them what to do and have MI5 stop the media harassing and upsetting his Mummy just because little brother Andy shagged some teenage sex slave – and get the 22 SAS Group 13 unit to snuff Jeffrey Epstein? Most definitely."
"Is he misguided on occasions? Every time. But does he do it for the best of reasons? Absolutely, as Chazzer's like old King George III – a total nutter. But here's the stickler, for one hell of a gap exists between the public perception of Chazzer and who he really is – a total dog wanker."

Author McScrote claims in 'Prince Dobby: A King in Waiting, Waiting, Waiting' that Chazzer's Clarence House base is like Hillary Mantel's fictionalised Thomas Cromwell bio - Wolf Hall – with Chazzer living parallels to Henry VIII – as both have a knack of getting rid of unwanted wives via acts of exercising the 'royal prerogative'. Albeit Dobby's just a beginner yet at knocking off spouses – unless he also tires of the chain smoking Gorgonzilla and arranges for the MI5 Increment assassination crew to set up another Boston Brakes scenario so he can get the likes of Tiggy Legge-Bourke back between the sheets for a royal rumble.

Thought for the day. Thus Dobby seems hell bent on becoming the veritable meddling monarch and ending up like his Charles Mk 1 Stuart predecessor – beheaded.
The first order of business if he is deemed compos mentis and does assume the throne, then some fucker or their dog needs to tell the dozy twat that Red Nose Day has finished.

So will We, the tax-paying, voting (for what fucking good it does) public demographic tolerate and abide by his socio-political meddling? More to the point do we want a closet case Jew on the throne, in the role of Fidi Defensor – Defender of the Church of England Protestant faith?
No way, and nor will we easily forget his long-term Men in Skirts coddling associations with that child molesting paedo DJ, Sir 'Jim'll Fuck It' Savile.

Perhaps it will come to a case where we are forced to paraphrase the words of Henry II viz that annoying twat Becket and ask: "Who will rid us of this troublesome monarch?" – then stick Prince Wills the Balding Anti-Christ on the throne of England in his place.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/dobby-set-to-become-royal-meddler.html

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Monday 2 February 2015

ISIS Jihadis Don't Eat Quiche

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Since the scaremongering incidence of the evil DCRI / Mossad-staged false flag terrorist propaganda attack in Paris on the Rothshite crime syndicate owned Charlie Hebdo anti-Islamic hate-mongering magazine – not forgetting the equally heinous kosher 7/11 stop n rob deli hostage siege - the Gorf's (backward Frogs) have reset the lunatic fringe benchmark in how to spot newly radicalised Muslims being turned into hard core ISIS shaheed jihadists.

A wholly illogical – in fact bizarre - French government info-graphic chart - part of new £320 million quid campaign to combat Islamic extremism - has been cobbled together by some intellectually-challenged racist bureaucratic think tank, which, with lashings of unqualified arrogance, describes the attributes your common or garden radical Muslim gangsta stereotype will display as he evolves into a full-blown head-chopping ISIS fundamentalist psycho.

The poster ad', displaying a total of nine 'tell-tale' pictograms – which might well have been designed by Wallace & Gromit Productions - is ridiculously titled: 'Islamic radicalisation - the first warning signs – wannabe jihadists don't eat baguettes or quiche'.

This I-Spy vendre un canard à moitié (half-sell a duck) scheme, wholly supported by the vacuous President of Frogland, Francois Hollande and his pro-Zionist government, is aimed at encouraging low life nosy bastards with an axe to grind to snoop on their neighbours and report 'suspicious radicalisation activities' on the ad' poster's DCRI hotline.

The usual suspects might well include Madame Fatima Ali Bongo from No 69, Al Qaeda Terraces no longer cooking bacon sarnies for sons Abdul and Mohammad – or the lads – even though not yet in their teens, wearing false beards to school – or refusing to do a couple of lengths in an infidel-infested swimming pool or listen to the latest pirated MP3 nigga-rap downloads – and shy away from munching on non-halal frogs legs or even a snack of garlic-festooned gastropods – freshly fried in their shells.

Hmmm, supposition and innuendo besides, perhaps a definite indicative sign of drifting into hard core Islamic radicalisation via a sectarian indoctrination route of recruitment would be if the kids hang an autographed piccy of the imaginary ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Binbaggi on their bedroom wall, and start wearing black balaclavas and burkas to school - or storing caches of AK-47 ammo, frag' grenades and FIM-92 Stinger missiles under the bed – or using Mum's kitchen bread knife to saw the head off their teddy bear.

What a pile of utter ad hominem tripe. If little Achmed suddenly tells you to stick your proffered cheese and salami baguette then he's a semi-radicalised terrorist on the path to becoming a fanatical jihadist? McCarthyism with an Islamic bent. What bureaucratic morons conjure this illogical shit up?

A bit like the old saw that commercial airline passengers who shy away from eating in-flight meals are fingered as suspect drug mules or potential terrorist / hijacker types – with nary a common sense thought that they have more respect for their digestive systems and health than scoffing the bland, additive-loaded processed fast food chew n spew slop these airborne bimbos serve up as being purportedly fit for human consumption.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/isis-jihadis-dont-eat-quiche.html

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Sunday 1 February 2015

Mega-Rich Cop 'Fear n Alarm' Bug

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Hysteria’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Last week's Channel 69 documentary 'Who's Shitting Kittens Now?' news expose focused on rampant rumours that zillionaire hedge fund managers and Gold in Sacks style investment banksters with a paranoid ear to the ground have detected susurrations of bad news being carried on the winds of change and gone into high anxiety mode - buying up ranches and nuke-proof shelters in remote locations of the Earth commonly referred to as 'the arseholes of beyond' – to serve as safe haven boltholes for their worthless hides when the shit hits the fan big time - between Them, the PTB 1% Haves – versus Us, the 99% Have sweet fuck all useless eater sheeple.

Hmmm, obviously these money-grubbing super-rich scumsters are experiencing stifled conscience versus contempt issues if they (rightly) deduce that come the next engineered bank crash, with parents out of work and zero welfare benefits – plus the kids going hungry – and people sitting round with nothing better to do but reflect and brood on the cause of their disenfranchised predicament, the first ones ire and venom will be directed at are the bottom feeding scumsters who caused the problems – specifically politicians and bureaucrats at all levels of government – and the scrounging nobility (sic) and vampire banksters classes who have mainlined on hard core greed and usury for far too long.

These latter day Shylocks and Fagins don't need to be avid students of modern history to be aware of what the lopsided Haves and Have Nots equation kick started in 1789 France, or the 1912 Xinhai Revolution, or in 1917 Russia – total socio-political turmoil with multiple side orders of blue blood n guts.

And in each individual instance, while one broken model was replaced with an even more fucked up version (frying pan into de fire syndrome) in the process of eliminating the domination and excesses of the despised ruling 'divine right' dynasties who had overplayed the abuse of privilege and exaggerated sense of entitlement cards, so too did the established corrupt bureaucracies and money lenders go the same way – until replaced by equally corrupt latter day versions of the same.

But the Shylocks are doing nothing the top dog politicos and royals – the Dildobergers and self-proclaimed Black Nobility Illuminati and 'Ruling Eight' reptilian bloodline dynasties - have had in place for quite some time lest the oracles fucked up with their casting of the bones and tea leaf scrying predictions and the well laid plans for a New World Order and scheduled mass population cull went tits up on a Biblical scale – and the entire scam turned about to bite them squarely in the ass.

Thus we read from this that the PTB have zero confidence their Homeland Security / blue uniformed moronic Plod Squads will be able to – or simply 'won't' - protect them. Especially so when these state enforcers eventually wise up to the fact they're treated with the same level of contempt and disdain as the rest of the common herd – and are part and parcel of the mass extinction level Agenda 21 event planned for us – and them. Some six billion useless eaters to go the way of the Dodo – for eugenics sake and make room for the elite's global scale 'theme park' – complete with human hunt safaris and a Paedo's Paradise kiddie fiddling seraglio.

So the super rich PTB are being panicked into buying boltholes in dumps like New Zealand, the Polynesian Wogga-Wogga Islands, penguin-infested Antarctica, Outer Mongolia – and even the Moon's Dark Side SS Nazi base - all kitted out with private airstrips and underground anarchist / revolutionary-proof vaults to escape the Day of the Rope if wide-spread civil unrest takes hold and the Have Nots spit the dummy big time, to go into total revolution mode.

For the record none of these choice locations are much cop for WiFi and iPhone reception. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

To wit, thank your lucky stars people - it's a good thing being born of the peasant class – we are a resourceful species able to fend for ourselves in whatever predicament adversity chooses to throw in our paths - and against all odds. We are the survivors. And take prudent note now – the 'meek' are not going to inherit the Earth. In fact the meek are going to inherit fuck all – apart from copping a shit pile of grief – same as the elitist PTB / bankster cabals.

So if you have any doubt on your ability to cut to the chase and living through the Tribulation to reach the Rapture stage, log on to Amazon and order a copy of Ray Mear's guide to 'Surviving the Apocalypse' – which devotes a full chapter on how to kill, dress, bone, marinate and barbeque a greasy, fat hedge fund manager.

Thought for the day. If the Haves and Have Not's criterion tipping point reaches the no return paradigm, are these scumsters going to be safe in their far and away hidey holes? New Zealand n the mad, bad, man-eating Maoris? Are they that myopic to believe that no fucker or their dog in NZ is going to throw a radical social activist wobbler and go into killer anarchist mode on steroids?

Not wishing to be accused of anti-Semitic speculation, but rumours abound that the Rothshite crime syndicate banksters will be heading for ZioNazi Israel – the only country in the world with a 30-odd foot high wall around it to keep the riff-raff out (or in).

As is Karma's way, the scum of the Earth ain't gonna be safe, wherever they hide, for the Accountings Day Committee will soon track the bastards down with a high-tech 'banker-wanker detector' and then they'll be tried for their crimes against humanity and put to work in a food bank – one that operates without fractional reserve lending nor usurious interest on a tin of corned beef or a pack of noodles.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/mega-rich-cop-fear-n-alarm-bug.html

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