Tuesday 22 December 2015

Tory Party Rebranded 'Bully Brigade'

In this week’s festive season ‘Enhanced Thuggery’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in non-linear scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the editorial desk under a tarpaulin outside the Conservative Party HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

For fuck's sake, if it wasn't for bad luck then Scameron's Nasty Party Tories wouldn't have any. What a dog n pony show government we now have to suffer thanks to the likes of New Labour's Ed 'Wallace' Millipede being stricken with cancer of the personality and no fucker or their dog wanting to vote for him – so they chose the second-worst option – the fucking Tories.
The sooner a general election's called and the brain dead electorate vote Corbyn into power the better. Is he perfect? Shit no, but the closest thing you'll find to a principled and honest politician this side of eternity.

So as the spin doctors continue with their attempts to extinguish the smouldering embers of Twatler Tory scandal, a fresh conflagration erupts with the fast, cheap and out of control Nasty Party MP for Twatford-on-the-Wold in Slopshire, none other than the Common Purpose NLP brainwashed Lucy Allan – first conjuring up death threats on her Fuckbook web page to get some hapless bloke with an honest opinion in the shit - and is now publicly exposed by an offended intern turned whistle-blower as Miss Tory Bully Boots 2015 for her customary habit of unleashing tirades of profane verbal abuse against her underpaid – and volunteer – zero hours contract minions every time she fucks up and, being such an egocentric prima donna, needs to splash out with the blame brush.

To regress, we have the Tatler Tory clique (Shaun 'Golly' Bailey, Mark 'De Pimp' Clarke, Joanne 'Suck n Swallow' Gash, Annonziata Rees-Mingger and Peter Lyingit) all getting the bum's rush - with chief pimp Marky Mark Clarke, appointed official provider of rosy cheeked and dimpled toyboys and other assorted split-arsed bumfodder for the Tory GropeTrip 2015 Fuck Bus re-election campaign - expelled from the Nasty Party with extreme prejudice for bullying. blackmail, rape, treason and murder plus being an all-round oick – and driving Nasty Party activist / campaign worker Elliot Johnson to suicide due relentless bullying and blackmail attempts and subjecting him to a kangaroo court ordeal and physical beatings.

It is now alleged that Johnson - rumour holds a Very Important Paedophile catamite wannabe - died of shame following an East India Club black tie felching orgy at Westminster’s now-infamous Hamster Square apartments where he had a KY Jelly-doused chinchilla shoved up his rear passage.

Next to go as the falling dominoes syndrome takes effect was Donal 'Piranha Teeth' Blaney, a former ally of shamed Mark Clarke, who was forced to resign as chairman of the influential Conservative Way Backwards nostalgia campaign group, set up to honour the Thatcherite legacy of mismanagement, privatisation and the continued coverup and protection of kiddie fiddling Tory MPs.

And let's nor forget the High Priest of Tory Sleaze - Grant 'Ten Names' Shitts – who once masqueraded as the Tory Party co-chairman until Scameron bestowed a lateral promotion to Minister charged with attempting to oversee MI6’s 'Secret Squirrel' Department for International Development (read 'Foreign Policy Meddling').

Then we have Nasty Party Chairman Lord Andy Pandy 'Get Yer Haircut' Feldman of Deadwood, with his ridiculous Donald Trumped bouffant coiffeur - rumoured to be Scameron's bestest pig-fucking buddy from Brownose College, Poxford days – and the pressure's on for him to fall on his own sword – or anything sharp that will result in mortal damage and herald his end as Nasty Party Chairman.

So, what's the tie that binds all these shitbags together? Apart from selling their souls to the Satanist worship cause, they all belong to London’s notorious Wanksworth-based Phoenix Lodge Masonic secret handshake sodomite / paedo / felching brethren 'and' the Porkies Blow Job Club.

Thus, as one graft and corruption (read 'criminal') scandal dies down with the slaughter of the sacrificial sheep (sic) the time is ripe for Lying Lucy Allan to enter this tragedy of errors - stage left.

In December 2015, Allan posted on her Fuckbook page what appeared to be an offensive death threat email she attributed to one of her Parliamentary constituents, a certain Rusty (nope – not me) which she later, when the scandalous truth was exposed, stated was a combination of several emails from constituents that got mixed up – with the offending post she claimed to be from Rusty (alias Adam Watling, son of Twatford-on-the-Wold Labour councillor Paul Watling) reading "Die, you ginger-mingin cock-sucking motherfucker, die!".

Then the controversy kicked in big time when Rusty's Dad got a cob on and contacted the Daily Shitraker with a copy of his son's original email: a plea to use economic sanctions rather military force after she voted in the House of Conmans in favour of starting air strikes against Syria - and which did not end with that profane phrase "Die, you ginger-mingin cock-sucking motherfucker, die!" - but rather a polite "Bye 4 now, Lucy" – thus publicly accused her of inventing the death threat.

Allan deactivated her Fuckbook and Twatter accounts following the incident and later apologised for creating a 'misleading impression' (er – lying though her T-rex-fit dentures) – then, while sporting her customary shit-eating 'I'm untouchable / above the law' grin – disingenuously claimed the controversy was not about her use of social media, but due to 'activists unhappy they didn’t get the MP they wanted'. What a fucking trollop.

Lying Lucy was duly reported to the not fit for purpose Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards over the incident – in all truth a criminal faux pas that the smirking, smarmy cunt attempted to brush off as simply another recurring instance of post-menopausal maniac madness.

Now Allan, being a twice-cursed tosspot and a soulless Tory liar – and as popular around her own constituency as a leper at a christening, is once again in the 'shit sticks' headlines thanks to her despicable Bully Bitch treatment of two (up to now – more to come) workers at her former Twatford constituency office – Arianna Bumbly and Katie Bellend – claim they were bullied by the star-crossed MP – and with the former having now made public voice mails left on her phone by Ms Allan while she was signed off sick.

The Twatford-on-the-Wold MP can be heard on the voice mail message screaming at Ms Bumbly, who had submitted a medical certificate as unwell to work.
“You are on a temporary contract. You are not protected by the law. You do not have 12 months’ service. If you sign yourself off sick … the only option will be to dismiss you.”

To wit, typical of the Nasty Party culture, this gloating by a Tory MP viz the shameful fact that workers have no legal protection - as new research indicates that 14 million people faced debt problems in the last year directly related to the sad reality they are on temporary, part-time or zero hours contracts: 1.26 million people now are forced to work part time because they can’t get a full time job – with 565,000 work a temporary job because they can’t get a permanent job – plus 790,000 people are forced to work on zero hour contracts as their main job - and the blue-nosed Toff's Party claim to be on the side of working people. Bullshit.

Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Scumbags Gazette, Bumbly and Bellend related Allan's constituency office was a nasty, toxic environment to work in, and when they complained to the Conservative HQ over her despicable ogre style behaviour, were told that sympathy was in the dictionary – right between shit and syphilis.

Conversely Lying Lucy's ex-campaign manager Katie 'Rat Fangs' Woodleg, founder of the Croydon Halitosis Society, suffered a minor 'blonde moment' career devastation event by joining the fray then publicly stating the uber-troll MP should bite the bullet and quit over the bullying allegations and all-round piss poor performance on behalf of her constituents – plus becoming yet another major embarrassment Scameron and his Nasty Tory Gang don't really need.

Hence we are left to speculate WTF the Tory hierarchy and the useless Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards Office mandarins will do in way of slapping sanctions on the egocentric gobshite twat for her guttersnipe bully bitch behaviour - for no amount of magic circle spin is gonna exonerate this ginger mingin slapper twat from her malevolent ego-driven indiscretions – nor the unqualified arrogance involved in Allan's sociopath dog n pony show performance. Who the fuck does the demagogic skanger think she is?

But poxy Parliament's shut down for the festive season hol's and now these scumsters are off for Christmas, toasting each other's idle overpaid arses in the House of Conman's duty free Strangler's Bar with glasses of Rothshite Chateau de Jobseeker's Blood (Great Depression / 1920's vintage). Thus by the time they reconvene in the New Year half the brain dead population that are baying for her blood n guts right now will be hung over and more concerned with credit card bills than exacting justice on Allan's worthless neck.

And Lying Lucy's 'outside the box' solution to calls for her to resign – or do a Lord Feldman and fall on something sharp and nasty - is labour on under the false and delusional impression that a festive season 'sorry' apology will suffice to appease offended egos and sensibilities.
Allan's the type of dog wanker who would push for the criminalisation of free speech where it concerns criticism of politicos – and specifically herself – and as to thinking outside the box – she should be in a fucking box – and six feet under.
Really, who the fuck voted for this Philistine – cos it wasn't the folks from Twatford-on-the-Wold?

So if any zero hours contract workers or bullied political interns / party activists would like to post Lying Lucy a festive season death threat or two on her Fuckbook weblog page, or send her a 'don't forget your toxic shite winter flu jab' reminder - then here's her publicly-listed House of Conmans e-addy: lucy.allan.mp@parliament.uk or alternatively as the House of Conmans doss house is on Xmas recess - lucy@lucyallan.com

Have you been accused of making death threats to shitbag lying scum MPs? Did you send an e-mail telling Lucy Allan to 'fuck off, eat shit and die'? Have you been gagged by the Nasty Party hierarchy? Do you have any photos of Posh Dave Scameron getting a blow job off a pig?

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Thought for the day. Summed up simply, Lucy Allan is a class act cunt. A cunt in cunt's clothing, as the adage goes – who, as rumour would have it – is only to be equalled (if not surpassed) in her innate nasty bastard contempt for others by bottle blonde Scouse donation-fiddling shitbag Charlotte Ann Leslie, the Tory Nasty Party's MP for the Bristol North West constituency.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 13 December 2015

Top Military School Sexual ‘Abuse’ Probed

In today’s Enhanced Kiddie Fiddling / Untouchable Sodomites' Society edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Angus McScallie, manning the mobile editorial desk across the road from Edinburgh's BD/SM Violate Club for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/626318/Top-military-abuse-probed-Queen-Victoria-School

Glenn Harrison was a housemaster at Queen Victoria School in Dunblane when he became concerned regarding the after dark antics of a group of dodgy VIP (Very Important Paedophile) perverts being officially granted unfettered access to his pubescent and juvenile pupils.

He made a report to the old Central Scotland Police, but officers from the Thug Squad responded by breaking down the door to his flat and snatching any and all incriminating computer discs, papers and other nasty evidence that might get their ruling elite Masonic brothers into trouble.

The loose-lipped, whistle-blowing Harrison was obviously not a guy to be trusted with dirty secrets and subsequently ordered by the Headmaster to pack his shit and go – never to return – and escorted from the purportedly 'elite' QVS school's campus by moronic renta-thug security guards - (noteworthy: Queen Lizzie's useless Greek spouse, Black Nobility Guelph and career sociopath, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, is the school's poxy patron) - and interrogated by Keystone Cop detectives in a local police station.

After the disturbing incident in December 1991, he moved to Unst in the Shetland Isles and continued his successful career as an educator – teaching sheep.

Despite the support of his MP, Jim Wallace, now Lord Wallace of Wankerness, and in keeping with the corrupt antics of Nonceland's Mason-infested Plod Squad filth, Harrison never received an explanation for the way he was treated.

He lodged further complaints in the wake of the paedo-linked Dunblane Massacre in 1996 and again in 2005, before launching a final quest for answers earlier this year.
Now the Police Investigations & Review Commissioner (PIRC) has written to Harrison to confirm that his complaints have never been properly dealt with (and probably never will before Hell freezes over).

The letter states: "In your letter to Police Scotland on 6 September 2014, you raised the following complaints about the police:

"1) that, in December 1991, officers removed items from your flat without a warrant (and, in doing so, may have been attempting to destroy evidence related to your allegations about a possible paedophile ring);

"2) that officers failed to make specific enquiries into your allegations about a possible paedophile ring, and instead told you never to return to the school where you worked; and ...

"3) that the behaviour of officers towards you, as a teacher carrying out your professional duty to protect children, was entirely inappropriate.

"As far as I can ascertain from my examination of the papers provided by both you and the police, none of the complaints listed above has ever been investigated or responded to by the police. I have therefore written to Police Scotland requesting that it makes enquiry into the complaints listed above and thereafter provides you with an appropriate response."

Mr Harrison said he was pleased by the PIRC response but admitted that he was "not getting his hopes up" just yet.

"This shows it was not just way back in 1991, it's all the years since including in 2005 when the police even came to see me in Shetland and then ignored me again."

Harrison added: "Police Scotland are more or less over a barrel because they can't ignore it. Now they have to explain to me why they have not investigated these serious allegations."
"I am not the issue here, Glenn Harrison is the pain in the neck bringing up something from 24 years ago. The issue is the behaviour of the police who have broken their own code of conduct in order to achieve their own aims."

The Queen Victoria School is funded by the taxpayer for the children of serving Scottish military personnel and professional caber tossers.
Harrison claimed that boys were taken off campus as bum fodder to Satanic fudging parties attended by high-ranking legal, military and political figures.

This decadent, child-molesting Freemason cult - known as the 'Friends of QVS Catamites' - included former solicitor general Sir Nicholas Fairbairn and the leading advocate Robert Henderson QC – both practicing Satanists and notorious paedo-sodomites and the type of scum who would sink to engaging in oral sex with a pig.

Harrison further stated for the public record that: "They had to take their kilts, clean underwear and tubes of KY Jelly and I was not given a contact address. What may have gone on at these parties was secret but some boys were very disturbed at being buggered and the distateful 'suck n swallow' rituals they were forced to perform."

"I became disturbed, too, by screams in the dorm at night - from sphincters being stretched, empty beds, rituals in dark places and used, warm, filled condoms hurriedly abandoned. There was fear throughout every age group and the teachers knew about it."

The 'more at scent than substance' Holyrood inquiry into historic child abuse has been asked to consider the claims, with the Ministry of Defence confirming that it was 'co-operating fully with the 'window dressing' investigations' – by shredding any and all incriminating documents.

So, the burning questions of the day are:

Will the Dunblane Primary School Massacre (Scandal) Coverup be Exposed Next?
Will the Lord Douggie 'McWhitewash' Cullen Inquiry Coverup (100 year Closure Order) to Protect VIP (Very Important Paedophiles) Masonic Nonce Ponce / Speculative Society Sodomite Brethren (Lord George Robertson?) be Finally Laid Bare in National Gutter Press Media?

Will the Venal Aberdeen-based VIP Paedophile Ring that Sexually Abused Hollie Greig and Other Special Needs / Disabled Children be a National Banner Headline too?

Will the Titled & High-Falutin Crown Office, Holyrood Nonce / Rent Boy Buggering Apologist, Enabler and Facilitator Panjandrums (Past & Present - [Operation Planet] ) be Exposed for Covering up (and Participating in) these Vile Crimes – along with Glasgow's Bent Media-Manipulating (Money-Laundering) Conspiracy-Ridden, Corrupt Scumster Solicitor Clique?

Can Plod Squad Nonceland be Trusted with this Investigation? Past Experience & Results Say 'NO'.

Will Valiant Welshman Robert Green be exonerated and pardoned for 'Doing the Right Thing' and Exposing the 'Untouchable' psycho / blood sacrifice / murdering Aberdeen Satanist Paedo Ring?

Will Scotland's Ill-Conceived 'Named Nonce' Project Actually Protect Children – or Just the Appointed Kiddie Fiddlers?

Will Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond ever Get a Six Pack? (and not Tennent's Lager)
Will the Scottish Herald ever Print the TRUTH?
Will Pigs Fly?

No Way – Not While this Corrupt Cabal of Scottish Rite Freemasons Rules the Roost.

More Power to the Likes of Educator Glenn Harrison & Lord Michael Evan Victor Baillie - 3rd Baron Burton (RIP) – a Singular Good Mason Possessed of a Moral Conscience Who was Silenced by Corrupt Fellow Masons viz Exposing the Truth of the Dunblane School Massacre Scandal and Cullen's Coverup - and Who Actually Shot Who.

http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk/2012/06/26/the-good-freemason-lord-burton/

For the record: The scumbag who silenced Lord Burton with a tantrum display of fist-to-table banging in the House of Lords was none other than Masonic Speculative Society 'Friend of QVS' – Scotland's Lord Advocate, Baron Peter 'Lovrat' Fraser of Carmyllie – the self-same grossly overweight slug who conspired to ignore sore thumb Whodunnit evidence viz the Lockerbie bombing that implicated a rogue Drugs-4-Arms CIA black ops crew and instead indicted a couple of Libyan patsies.

Fraser, like Lord Burton - albeit morally poles apart - (Burton was no kiddie-buggering nonce) were both life-long Practitioners of The Craft and members of Edinburgh's Grand Lodge of Free & Incontinent Masons.

Prior to his death Lord Burton confided that it was unfair for Freemasonry in general to be held responsible for the likes of Hamilton being the local Dunblane paedo-pimp when the actual blame lies with Freemasonry's Speculative Society Law Lord clique and too the corrupt and corrosive toxic culture that has metastasised throughout the entire body of Nonceland's venal judiciary.

Rumour has it that in light of this resurrected Tartan Tadgers sodomy scandal, Dunblane's Queen Victoria School is to be re-named the St Sodom's Military Academy for Latter Day Catamites.

Do you live in Jimmy Krankie's SNP Fascist Scotland? Did you belong to the Dunblane Boy Scout troop? Were you ever groped by a gun-toting cross-dressing dog wanker nutter named Thomas Watt Hamilton? Have you ever been buggered by some bloke in a tartan skirt while boarding at QVS (local Laird / Sheriff / visiting VIP / BBC DJs / Prince Dobby)? Do you fancy a taste of Scotland's perverse sense of Alice in Wonderland topsy-turvy justice?

Send your comments using the online reply form below to name and shame the abusers and you could win a 12 month stay in one of Nonceland's penal institutes – just like Rob Green and Rusty.

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Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals – otters, voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, at the merest mention of a public media 'VIP Nonce Ponce Expose' a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Military Knights of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 15 November 2015

Paris ISIS Attacks: Les Odeurs de Merde

In today’s ‘Enhanced Black Propaganda’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, manning a prime 'I-Spy / Finger on the Pulse' front line reporting spot on top of the Eiffel Tower for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

With the EUSSR community's mass media machine stirring up a veritable shitstorm of headless Chicken Little "We're all gonna Die!" panic attacks across a swathe of European capital cities following last Friday's purported ISIS Jolly Jihad Brigade's terrorist attacks in Paris, the PTB - contemptible towards their respective victim taxpayer demographics - have created the perfect mess of pottage scenario they desired. Floods of Muslim migrants spewing into Europe via tits-up Turkey – along with shedloads of Islamic radical extremist types in their ranks.

And are these fuckers arriving kitted out with weapons and explosives? Are grizzly bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Dead right – they're armed to the fucking teeth – and with the very same weaponry and ordnance the West has been supplying to the 'moderate' Islamic terrorist rebels in Syria.

So, with this latest escalation of social violence and terrorist criminality potential at their disposal – coupled with a chilling indifference to the suffering they cause - the French Government's DGSE / DGSI security services, as per the Charlie Hebdo fiasco, have a full menu of cause and effect requirements to pull another storm of Operation Gladio false flag attack/s to further demonise the Muslim population as the West's favourite bogeyman strikes again - which serves to forward the NWO totalitarian / 24/7 panopticon surveillance control freak agenda – 'and' with a helping hand from the Zionist-dominated mass media machine – in addition to generating a frenzy of fear-mongering and anti-Muslim / Islamic xenophobia – also justify NATO boots on the ground in Syria before the Russians wipe out the enemy and make a total fuck up of the AIPAC / Neo-Con's Greater Israel land grab agenda.

Yep, for the last few weeks it's all been 'humanitarian' based sob stories by bleeding heart European liberals, to foster and adopt these war zone migrants. Now the EUSSR (the Netherlands for starters) mass media has done a total 180 and is painting a paradoxical canvas of how ungrateful the stateless adult orphans are – whingeing and complaining that welfare benefits don't cover the cost of ciggies – no telly in their rooms – European food is shite – and the German 'Great Unwashed Migrant Welcome Committee' throw a party for the new arrivals then complain of 'culture shock trauma' when their 'guests' act like the criminal barbarians they are and sexually molest / gang rape the organisers and migrant centre volunteer aid workers – then claim to be under-18 minors to escape the full force justice of the EUSSR's pathetic laws.

Oh yes, yet another (deliberate?) fucked up mistake in a long line of fucked up mistakes that has a hindsight kick in the ass attached.

Conversely it was a foregone conclusion that these asylum seeking dog wankers would not leave their war zone conflict complexes behind but – with malice aforethought - bring them along as part of their 'sans passports' baggage. WTF did the European establishment expect? Of course they're going to strike back against their antagonists

Now call me a scally sceptic, whatever, if you might, but we have a problem subscribing to the stock 'Islamic terrorists done it' storyline when such attacks occur right on the eve of the G20 Summit in Turkey – and no need to second-guess WTF is gonna be topping this corrupt crony get-together's agenda: counter the Russian military offensive and initiate a regime change Syria.

As to ISIS (ISIL / IS / Islamic Caliphate – whatever the fuck these clowns call themselves this week) – the Western Zionist / NATO war game planners don't give a flying fuck about them.
Likewise the Western-backed 'moderate' rebels are good for fuck all, apart from killing each other, and a pre-planned G20 summit unanimous vote for 'boots on the ground' will constitute the latest attempt to 'Get Assad' and a regime change in Syria via force of arms – before Vlad Putrid's Russian 'We Mean Business' military expedition campaign kills every terrorist – ISIS and / or moderate – old enough to scream and bleed.

Of course, as the pre-scripted 'official storyline' bullshit unfolds via the mass media machine in the days ahead, canny government abuse / false flag watchers will be on the lookout for the customary 'red flag' glaring inconsistencies and contradictions in the establishment's hard sell propaganda narrative – especially when certain evidential (mis-translated / photo-shopped) data gets endorsed with an unwarranted 'national security' / 'not in the public interest' stamp.

There again, this latest incidence of Islamic extremist work might just bear an essence of verisimilitude as unlike January's Charlie Hebdo hate rag / Jewish kosher deli false flag attacks, this purported coordinated offensive by Muslim malcontents with a chip on their shoulder missed hitting any of the usual ubiquitous pro-Zionist targets - such as the Paris-based St Shylock's Synagogue for Latter Day Land Grabbers, or the chains of Rothshite kikester usurious money-lending payday loan outlets - for their obvious 'anti-Semitic / Israel the victim' propaganda sympathy value.

While Friday 13th was a real bad day for France's Knights Templar back in 1307 - (don't these Masonic Satanist occult elitist types love their 'give the game away' symbolism - 9/11, 7/7 etcetera, et al) - let us not lose sight of the key element that has brought this pathetic state of affairs about – the post-9/11 US / UK pro-Zionist / anti-Islamic Arab Spring uprisings and wars of aggression against sovereign Mid-East and North African states (Afghanistan / Iraq / Libya / Egypt) to initiate regime change, establish regional military bases and enforce a stranglehold on natural resources. So the rise of the ISIS Jolly Jihad gang is simply down to Newton's Third Law of Motion – for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Thus the Friday 13th Paris atrocities against civilian targets.

Yet when one gets down to the nitty-gritty statistics, 129 people dead and 300+ wounded is small shit when compared to the legions of non-combatant Muslim civilians – women n kids - snuffed, maimed and injured in Syria and Iraq on a daily basis by the West's indiscriminate aerial bombing campaigns and their CIA / DGSE / MI6 / Mossad-funded proxy armies of 'moderate' terrorist types.

French Prosecutor, Francois Molins, obviously not bestowed with the gift of outside the box lateral thinking, opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "We have to find out where these three teams of terrorists - armed with AK47s and C4 suicide vests - came from... and how they were financed."
Well that's easy Francois – they're Fifth Column terrorists who arrived on the wave of Syrian war zone refugees – all financed, armed and trained by the French-Western stooge / Israeli governments under the hypocrisy-driven 'moderate' rebel assistance programme.
And what's more, logic denotes that these barbaric Islamic terrorist attack reprisals are payback for France's barbaric bombing campaign of their positions in Syria and Iraq.

Truth be known, it's not only the more 'moderate' Muslim terrorists but also ISIS uber-radicalised Jolly Jihadists that manifest the 'hands-out' recipient ranks of immense multinational state-sponsorship – from Turkey; Saudi; Qatar; UAE; Kuwait; US / CIA; Broken Britain's MI6 – and last but not least, the evil outlaw Israeli regime via the manky Mossad.
As to the recent mass migration exodus of Syrian war zone refugees towards Europe - shepherded by Turkey, it was all pre-planned, to get the Muslim war zone refugee hordes in situ – saturating European society like a plague of cockroach vermin – then pull a false flag op' – with the Zionist-dominated mass media doing their bit to demonise Muslims and all things with an Islamic link to justify further crass police state intrusions on the private family unit domain, and enforce a repressive 'Order out of Chaos' socio-political martial law measures domestically.

So whether by corrupt, purposeful design at the hand of Western plotters – or a timely act of deserved retribution – the Paris terrorist attacks serve to provide the establishment with the desired justification for imposing a fresh slew of repressive legislative actions against their respective civilian populations – plus justification for boots on the ground against ISIS in Syria – albeit President Basher Assad being the real target.

History will mark these times as stained by cruelty and greed – the criminally corrupt excesses of a Zionist Israel and their Western lackey stooges and the mischief and suffering they are the collective authors of. The perpetrators of these Naziesque human rights abuses and war crimes will not be remembered kindly.

Hence we ask the closing question - is this just the latest in a long line of sinister false flag Islamic terror attacks, crafted around the recent influx of Syrian war zone refugees and designed to justify further foreign aggression military conflicts abroad – Syria / Lebanon / Iran / Yemen – and achieve the aims of the misnamed Project for a New American (Israeli) Century - to establish their global Zionist Empire over the common herd goyim - dominated by the Rothshite crime syndicate bankster's one-world currency and a pro-Western one-world army?

For the Doubting Thomas 'don't believe it' types, Broken Britain's streets are – post-Paris attacks - being manned by gung-ho 'shoot first' troopers from the 22nd SAS and the Special Recon' Regiment. So when do they head back to their RHQ Credenhill Barracks? Never – like Plod Squad thugs toting H & K G36 assault rifles – they're here to stay.

For fuck's sake, one has to scratch their head and ponder who's in charge of these madcap think tank 'see-through' schemes? Wallace n Gromit or Wiley T. Coyote?

Thought for the day. This US / Turkish / Israeli latter-day Ottoman land grab plot to oust Assad and subject Syria to the same quarrelsome Balkanisation fate as Iraq hold no promise for any concerned - other than the promise of trouble – with Russia, China and Iran.

So much for the Brussels / EUSSR implementation of the New World Order agenda - belaying sovereign national identity with multi-cultural pluralist populations composed of unwashed barbarian migrants who are hell bent on forcing their Third World bad habits on the host country – Sharia Law, chicken tikka masala, female genital mutilation, black peephole burkas – and fuck knows what else that's foul, foreign and an affront to our culture .

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic / Sovereign Order of the Military Knights of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 8 November 2015

Poppy Day: Hypocrisy – In Spades

In today’s ‘Enhanced Duplicity’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from peace activist Ron McScrote, director of the global Kiss n Make Up campaign, reporting live on the 'poppy fascists parade' from his anti-war 'protest perch' atop London's Whitehall Cenotaph memorial for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Faced with the Poppy Day maxim of 'Lest We Forget', then Remembrance Sunday should be named National Alzheimer's Day when we have a bunch of sock puppet psycho political stooges – (along with Broken Britain's manky monarch and her reptile relatives entourage) - paraded before a compliantly corrupt mass media machine and ready to 'forget' the tragic life-loss / trench foot lessons of World War One - & 'Let's Do It All Once Again' World War Two – plus a myriad of sideshow minor conflicts since (Korea, Oman, Congo, the Cod War, Falklands, etcetera, et al – and definitely not 'forgetting' the fubar English-Spanish 'War of Jenkin's Ear' - 1739 / 1748) - and 'pay tribute' to the war dead of past conflicts by committing the youth of our once-sceptred isle to acts of armed aggression in foreign lands – just to be part of the neo-colonial imperialist club with their Satan-worshipping Masonic buddies running the good ole US of A – or dare disobey the demands of their ZioNazi Rothshite bankster crime syndicate masters.

To add to the blatant poppy-red 'political patriotism' hypocrisy insult to the common herd's (limited) intelligence, the front page of this morning's Warmongers Gazette reveals that in the unqualified and arrogant war-promoting opinion of General Sir 'Tricky Nicky' Houghton, the UK's top military commander, Broken Britain is, quote: "letting the Allied War Party side down" by failing to launch air strikes against the ISIS terrorist group in Syria - and further criticised the policy of the ruling Nasty Party's pig-bonking Prime Minister of restricting RAF air strikes to ISIS battle fronts in neighbouring Iraq.

As if to confirm his muddled thinking is a primary reason to retire the stupid wanker from his post as Chief of the Defence Staff, Houghton later appeared on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr show where he totally contradicted his earlier stance by claiming it was not possible for foreign forces from outside the Mid-East region to defeat IS militarily in a proxy war (er - has this twat had a 'blind eye' on the ball viz Russian strike actions?) and it should ultimately be left to local forces on the ground (er- the more 'moderate' rebels?) – lest Britain run the risk of adding fuel to the radicalisation of ISIS Jolly Jihadist beheading crazies.

Compounding the confusion and insanity, Tory Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond opined to one press hack from Born Losers magazine that, in his personal view, Britain saw eye-to-eye with the Russians on lots of things – such as vodka being a great tipple – or caviar's great on toast soldier fingers – and that all indicators pointed to the fact that ISIS were not very nice people – as far as Sunni Muslim types go - and should be destroyed – with many thanks to Moscow for doing 'their bit' towards this end.
However, if they held a House of Conmans vote to authorise bombing ISIS back to the Stone Age and Posh Dave lost that show of hands, then the damage to Tory Party confidence and Scameron's already 'in-tatters' perverted zoophiliac pig-gamming reputation might well be more severe than anything they could inflict on the Islamic Caliphate.

The horrible Hammond continued: "It wouldn't be so bad if the Labour Party backed us on this one, but it's evolved into a more sensible organisation since they got rid of Wallace and Gromet. Now we have this peace-nick Corbyn character in the leadership seat – unlike back in 2003 we had Tony Bliar ready to follow orders, toss legality to the four winds and invade wherever his Zionists masters demanded –a policy adhered to by Broon - and Millipede too, until he lost out big time in the last general election popularity contest."

In response, New / Old Labour's shadow defence secretary, Chief Bald Eagle claimed her party needed more detail from Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party government on what the aims and objectives are involved with sanctioning the outclassed RAF to perform a willy-nilly bombing campaign in Syria. (for fuck's sake woman – killing Assad is priority one) and the actual 'legal' legal position before deciding whether to back air strikes purported to be targeting the Islamic State Caliphate's military positions – and not President Assad's front line 21st Armoured Segway Regiment.

Not wishing to miss out on a media exposure opportunity, regardless of how fucking idiotic it would prove him to be, the Tory's limp-wristed / expense-fiddling Defence Secretary Michael Fallon – yet another juke box politician (slip a few coins in and he'll play any tune you like) once more failed to engage brain before opening his big gob and stated for the public record that it is 'morally indefensible' for Britain to rely on other countries to bomb the so-called Islamic State in Syria – with Fallon obviously being under the psychosis-induced impression it is 'morally defensible' to indiscriminately bomb people in a sovereign foreign nation – when it's an established fact that such military actions constitute a death knell for the civilian demographic – women n kids – more so than Jolly Jihad terrorist types.
(Google 'Gaza Strip' / 'Operation Kill Every Fucker').

Nice on Mr Fallon. Doubtless you'll sleep easy with that fucked up, holier-than-thou misconception mindset – just as the ZioNazi outlaw state of Israel's psychopath Prime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, does viz his 'morally indefensible' authorisation of IDF human rights abuses and war crimes conducted on a 24/7 daily basis against the Arab 'Semite' Palestinian population of - er - Palestine.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday 2 November 2015

Who Downed Flight KGL9268? Mossad Did It!

In today’s ‘Enhanced False Flag’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Shin Beth mole, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, manning the Tel Aviv-based editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Russian authorities are of a unanimous opinion that the Kogalymavia Airline / Irish-registered Metrojet's second hand / 18-year old French 'Airbust 321' (sic) - with 21,000 previous flights under its belt – which fell to pieces during mid-air flight on Saturday shortly after take off from the Egyptian Red Sea beach resort of Sharm el-Shit, bound for St Petersburgh, and crashed into the Sinai Peninsula – had nothing to do with repairs to the tail of the plane that was ripped off during an aberrant landing in Cairo on November 16th 2001 when owned by Middle East Scarelines – and was either sabotaged with an on-board explosive device (er, namely 'a bomb' triggered by an altitude detonator) or struck with a ground to air or air-to air missile.

This is a simple 'child's play' deduction based on the logical progression that as the plane lost speed (stopped flying) and started descending rapidly (fell out of the sky) with no Mayday call or contact of any sort from the cockpit crew - no such technical fault combination of on-board electro-mechanical systems failures could have led to the aircraft disintegrating in mid-flight.

So we come to that old question again – cui bono? No fucker or their dog, really. But knowing the schadenfreude mindset of the out of control homicidal psychos running the good ole US of A (Great Satan) and the rogue state of Israel – pissed off to the Nth degree with Russian President Vlad Putrid's military intervention in Syria – this was a 'watch out' warning shot.

As to finger-pointing viz guilty parties – one of Mossad's Kidon Unit high-fiving 'removals men' – or 'art students' – likely as not super-sneak Shylock ben Ka-Boom - did the dirty deed and slipped an explosive device rigged with a barometric detonation trigger into the cargo hold just prior to take-off - and intend blaming it on ISIS – with the rogue state's spy agency acting on 'payback' orders from Israel's clinically insane pro-Jabotinskyist Slime Minister, the war-mongering Bobo 'Bonkers' Nuttyahoo.

Then we have the media glove puppet diversions of how a would-be bomber might evade heightened security measures around Sharm el-Shit airport. Ha! The crime state of Israel's just across the water and guess who runs security at Sharm el-Shit? The same scumsters who facilitated Mohammad al Patsy and his Al Qaeda terrorist pals get on board planes at Boston's Logan International Airport on 9/11 – and fast tracked the passport-deficient career fuck-up skiddies bomber, Umar Farouk Muttonleg, onto Northwest Scarelines Flight 253 to Detroit in Amsterdam back on Xmas Day 2009 – the Israeli-owned ICTS International.

Well, targeting Russian commercial aircraft makes a change from picking on Malaysian Airlines to initiate mass media false flag distractions and cause a shedload of innocent third party grief.

Thought for the day: All 9/11 Airports Serviced by One Israeli Mossad Front Company ICTS http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/ICTS.html

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny. No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake psycho-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, furry mammals – badgers / otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 10 October 2015

Paedo C of E Bishop Cops Divine Judgement

In today’s ‘Corrupt Coverups’ ecclesiastical edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the Archangel Gabriel on the Old Bailey editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Senior judges, a gaggle of shirt-lifting Tory MPs and members of the royal family were among the index of corrupt establishment VIPs (Very Important Paedos) who submitted references of good character to the CPS in an blatant intervention attempted to prevent disgraced Bishop Peter Baldy being prosecuted for systemic sexual abuses, the Old Bailey court heard in evidence as the fudging pederast cleric was finally jailed for his scandalous crimes.

Baldy, the former bishop at the St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites, was jailed for 32 months after admitting sexually abusing a score – and more – underage males between 1977 and 1992 and must serve half the term before being released on license - with his name entered into the Sex Offenders Register for all Eternity.

Passing sentence Justice Dilbert Wankie told the court he had taken account of the harm Bishop Baldy had caused to his victims and the negative effects such might have had on their anal sphincters and overall colonic health - and specifically scrutinised testimony of his unscrupulous fellow Masonic secret handshake brethren from the Dolphin Square Sprog Stranglers Club who endeavoured to coerce the Crown Prosecution Service into dropping the charges against him and thus pervert the course of justice to get the kiddie fiddling bumboy scumbag off the proverbial hook.

When Baldy was first accused by victims of his perverse attentions back in1992, a cabal of prominent public figures – his Masonic brothers – reputedly including the-then MPs Janner, Brittan and Cyril ‘Fatty’ Smith – pressured both the police and CPS with a ‘not in the public interest’ argument, hence Baldy got off virtually ‘Scott free’ (sic – no pun intended) with a slap on the wrist caution from a Plod Squad Mason pal, the Met’s Chief Inspector Ron McScally, and thus escaped prosecution.

Prosecutor Blobbie Cheetlist QC told the court that CPS files proved they had received a stream of irate phone calls - and letters on Masonic stationary - from members of the Queen’s ‘rabid royals’ family, Whitehall mandarins and dodgy cabinet ministers to drop the charges against the Bishop – or else the shit would hit the fan.

Ms Cheetlist compared Baldy’s conflicting public and private personas at length during the hearing. “He was highly regarded as a godly man but one who had a perverse and predatory sexual attraction for young males. He abused his position of bishop over 15 years to identify, groom and exploit gender-confused sensitive and vulnerable underage choir and altar boys who aspired to be priests - or nuns - and came within his orbit – temporal sins for which he has expressed no remorse.”
“For him, the Christian religion was a cloak behind which he hid in order to satisfy his sexual perversions for botty sex. The abuse included attempts by the then-bishop to whip young men with his fishnet tights and perform baptisms that used the vicarage jacuzzi as a font and required both participants to be naked.”

Conversely, Fellattia von Skanger QC, defending, claimed Baldy’s crimes revealed very much his dark side and were the antithesis of a public eye baby-kissing man of God – but were akin to those of a serial killer – and could be excused due his formative years being blighted by bad parenting and Baldy coming from a broken home – concluding with the ludicrous, mitigating observation that “at least Bishop Baldy isn’t guilty of acts of necro-zoophilia and sticking his cock down a pig’s throat - like our incumbent Tory Prime Minister.”

Following the trial’s scandalous revelations involving interference with the police investigation and prosecution of the bumboy bishop, Clarence House was quick off the mark issuing a media release to salivating gutter press hacks, stating for the public record “HRH Prince Dobby wishes to clarify that being a crypto-Jew, Chazzer has no religious affinity to the Church of England’s child molesting clerics - or kiddie fiddlers or botty bangers of any type whatever their sectarian affiliations or priestly rank – and thus personally made no intervention in the judicial process on behalf of Bishop Peter Baldy back in 1992. However the Prince can’t speak for his father, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh."

Masonic Lodge brother Ian Dunkin Shit attempted to euphemise Bishop Baldy’s groin-groping paedo actions as simply a bit of innocent male bonding cum botty-spanking fun and games – as the train fare dodging Tory Chancellor Georgie Osborne engaged in with his darkie dominatrix, Madam Natalie Rowe – and had the brass necked audacity to reflect that Ken ‘Groper’ Clarke was never collared or prosecuted for reportedly crotch cuddling an underage Ben Fellows.

The former Archbishop of Canterbury, George Careless - now Lord Careless of the Doldrums expressed "abhorrence and deep regret at Peter Baldy's behaviour which occurred during my watch" - and while it remained a "key priority to support many of those who had been bummed by Baldy – hopefully God's divine wrath would descend on the scores of misguided establishment hierarchy souls – randy royal reptiles included - who gave him references of good character back in 1992 – an act which served to forestall his due prosecution and allowed him to continue sexually abusing vulnerable young persons."

Thought for the day. Historic sexual abuse charges and string-pulling Very Important Paedophile pals besides, if Bishop Baldy had been noncing and poncing around Glasgow – (or especially so Scotland’s kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen) - and caught butt fucking an underage rent boy in a public place – such as the St Enoch’s Complex BHS toilets on a Saturday afternoon - he’d have walked as the Masonic Speculative Society infested Crown Office hierarchy would have scorned the charges as ‘not in the public interest to prosecute’ – as they did with SLAB’s Technical Head, Dirty Doug Haggarty.

To wit, if that had been the case and the sodomised victims filed paedo charges against Bishop Baldy in Nonceland, then doubtless they would have been arrested, copped for a stitch up trial, with every fucker and their dog on the procurator fiscal’s prosecution witness list perjuring themselves to Hell and back – and the complainants either sectioned as bonkers fantasists or slapped with a prison sentence.

And that is a fact Jack – n if any fucker doubts the veracity of such, just Google Hollie Greig for an establishment conspiratorial scandal of Biblical proportions.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday 8 October 2015

Nasty Party Chutzpah Exceeds Safe Limits

In today’s ‘Enhanced Arrogance’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The creepy Conservative's Nasty Party annual conference in old 'grim up North' Manchester - (yet another social blight and just what we didn't need in the wake of the recent migrant zombie apocalypse getting dumped on us) - has thankfully reached its grand finale, with Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron closing speech - loaded with dishonesty, disinformation, double-dealing duplicity and a pick n mix of generalised platitudes – was applauded on cue by a contingent of 'handclaps for hire' audience rounded up from the Salford Quay's Immigrant Detention Centre and paid cash in hand.

So the disingenuous pledges and other assorted bullshit is over and done with for another twelve months, thank fuck. Yet the occasion provided a stellar opportunity for a bunch of self-opinionated, albeit talentless, Tory back benchers to get themselves heard by the media presstitutes and their faces pasted on a swathe of telly screens – regardless of how vacuous or stupid their socio-political notions were.

First up was the Tory's smarmy twat of a National Ill-Health Service Minister, Jeremy 'Privatisation' Kunt, sporting his customary shit-eating 'Joker' grin, who caused outrage on Monday by suggesting Britain’s lowest paid demographic should work as hard as their peers in the People's Utopia of China to make up for the cuts to their tax credits.

Spouting off at a conference fringe meeting in the G-Mex Convention Centre's unisex toilets to party acolytes and salivating gutter press hacks, the fanatical Sinophile Kunt once again failed to engage brain before opening his gob and had the ridiculous audacity to proclaim for the public record “My wife's Chink and she works harder than a gang of gyppos stealing kids for the Masons - and all these LIb-Dum and Labour voters and nutty leftist UKIP supporters have got to do the same and apply a bit of elbow grease if we want Britain to be as successful as China in 20 or 30 or 40 years’ time."

Que, Britain a global business / trading success? Er, it was, about a century ago (thanks to the gunboat diplomacy of an Empire on which the sun never set due the keystone freebooting culture - plus the rampant profit-spinning money-for-nothing Darkie4Sale.com slave trade) – until the Tory Paedo Party got back into power and made a fuck of everything they touched – like Slaggie Twatcher having a snot on with the unions and miners and de-industrialising our once-sceptred isle – thus replacing Britain's prefix of Great with the current 'Broken' and even outsourcing the manufacture of haemorrhoid-friendly bog rolls to India.

As to the Middle Kingdom being a model for economic success, the same repressive totalitarian control freak socio-political system is still in place since the time of the Cultural Revolution (sic) and Mao finally popped his clogs – and the 1.6 billion workers not in all reality being quite the smiley face well-fed denizens that Beijing – or Jeremy Kunt – would have us believe – especially so as they are mandated to clock up their 'Citizen Score' brownie points by being an obedient serf – and their factories are kitted out with suicide nets.

Now it doesn't take the likes of the Tory HQ's Professor Branestawm to latch onto the fact that's gotta be an indicator something's not quite right with workplace / job satisfaction and there's 'trouble brewin' at th' Mill. Mind you, handing your notice in at Wanking's People's Tractor Factory #251 could well constitute a criminal offence and any Bolshie worker having the audacity to dare saying 'fuck this' and quit could end up arrested for insurrection and slapped with a 5 year jail term in one of China's numerous Happy Cat Organ Donor Transplant prisons – sans a kidney, testicle or liver.
For the record, and perhaps Minister Kunt might take careful note, for noth he and his wife. An actual translation of the Beijing Politburo's 'hearts n minds' policy reads 'when you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow'.

Jumping onto the tail end of Kunt's bandwagon with his personal bonkers version of a better 'in our Tory image' Britain, Matthew 'Private Jet' Wankcock, the Nasty Party MP for the West Fuckups safe seat constituency – (home to the Hoorah Henry / Raving Rupert clique of privilege-abusing Masonic hedge fund / bankster belt sodomite / paedo Satanist contingent of Broken Britain's sick society) – applauded Kunt's concept of longer hours and a more dedicated Sino-orientated (no pun intended) work ethic to be drilled into the lazy arsed common herd.

Being so far detached from reality Wankcock then double-damned himself by cheering Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne's summer budget announcement that the national minimum wage will be boosted to a slightly increased pittance of £7.20 an hour next April - rising to £9 quid by 2050 – then attempted to justify the fact this won't apply to the under-25 youth worker sector of our sick society as they simply aren't as productive and hence ain't worth the money.

What a dog tosser. This is a dipshit excuse for a politician – a purported representative of the people – who gets his acne-ridden poxed face on the media pages while standing next to a protest poster emblazoned with the header 'Sack Scameron' – and spends his time on the Nasty Party back benches in the House of Conmans tweeting sicko poems claiming that New Labour is full of bumboy queers – not a very nice / politically correct thing to say - even if it is true and was taken as a personal affront by old vermin in ermine, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers.

As an aside regarding his views on who qualifies for the minimum wage, as a Minister for the Cabinet Office and Paymaster General, hopefully he declares his conflict of interest 'back pocket' income from lobbying for the likes of the Global Warming Propaganda Foundation and the pro-fracking industry by the time HMRC get done dragging Lord 'Piggy-Gate' Gashcroft across the hot coals for being a money laundering non-dom spiteful twat and exposing PM Posh Dave Scameron's perverted taste for sex with grunting hogs – besides his coke-snorting missus, Snowy Sam – (aka 'schwein im schlüpfer').

Last but not least to put his foot in the crock of shite trough we have one of Nonceland's own inbred royals - Ian Richard Peregrine Liddell-Grainger - (great-great grandson 58 times removed of Falkirk's 11th century King Ethel the Cross-Dresser) - the Nasty Party MP for Bathwater & West Dumberset - known around Tory HQ as Farmer Jock – who used the Tory conference platform to take a spiteful swipe at the United Nations for dispatching the internationally celebrated Costa Rican human rights lawyer, Catalina Devandas Aguilar, to Britain, and as the UN's Special Rapporteur on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities, tasked with investigating claims that the Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit's DWP-administered welfare benefit 'reforms' (read 'savage cuts') constitute ‘grave and systematic violations’ of the rights of the disabled.

Fed up with being ignored by the Tory hierarchy, Liddell-Grainger got on his high horse before the conference media cameras, slamming the UN inquiry as ‘a heap of absurd and offensive nonsense’ - adding "We have a proud record in this country for the way we treat disabled people. Just look at how the Met Plod Squad cared for that crippled little Bolshie twat Jody McIntire after he hit a speed bump and toppled over in his wheelchair at the 2010 student tuition fee hike protest demo'."

"I am not an expert on disability rights in a Third World shithole like Costa Rica, but I suspect Miss Aguilar might be better off focusing her efforts much closer to home - and the busybody UN should keep their fucking noses out of Broken Britain's business as that's the job of the EUSSR mandarins in Brussels. The DWP's Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, is the one who decides is best for a bunch of ne'er do well, useless eating gimps with limps who put sod all back into our economy – and not some Latina bitch from the UN – even if she does have a super pair of knockers."

Arrogance personified from an e-mail faking dog wanker who pads House of Conmans expenses to the point of embezzlement and employs his entire family as Parliamentary assistants – including the cat, Mogg, in the role of chief mouse catcher, raking in a tax-payer funded salary of £35,00 per annum and all the Whiskers it can scoff.

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Wednesday 7 October 2015

US Pissed: Russia Bombs 'Moderate' Terrorists

In today’s ‘Psychopaths Rule’ special blood n guts edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from front line war correspondent Mohammed al Patsy, manning the underground bunker editorial desk at Anarchy Central’s Damascus-based 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Going into his customary geriatric booze n meds-induced over-emotional whinge state while freeloading on an extended liquid lunch, courtesy of the Warmongers Gazette's gutter press hacks, the Great Satan's Polack foreign policy expert (sic) Zbigniew Brzezinski, opined with his trademark unqualified arrogance that the United States should retaliate with the wrath of God if Russia does not stop bombing its 'moderate' terrorist assets in Syria.

The 87-year old Brzezinski, ex-national security adviser to former President Jimmy 'Peanuts' Carter, told reporters he had advised the White House incumbent cuckoo, President Darky Obama, to get set for a Mexican standoff situation and claim the moral high ground to disarm the Russians - if they fail to listen to reason and kept on attacking the Israeli / CIA-trained ISIS Takfiri / Daesh's homicidal maniacs and the affiliated Jolly Jihad Brigade terrorists wreaking havoc, death and destruction in Syria and Iraq.

Obviously too far into his cups to balance common sense and logic, old Zbig' reasoned that "The Russian naval and air presences in Syria are vulnerable and isolated geographically from their homeland. Hence they could have their wrists twisted in a classical Chinese burn scenario and disarmed by the superior NATO alliance if they persist in provoking our Israel pals and interrupting the schedule for implementing the final stages of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion 'Greater Israel' agenda."

Que? WTF? Excuse moi – what was that last bit again? The Russians are geographically isolated from their homeland supply lines and this makes them vulnerable?

And the good ole US of A ain't? Fer fuck's sake, does this bloke know how to read a goldarn map? The fucking Earth isn't flat and Russia's a lot closer – both land and sea (and air) routes to Syria than the Great Satan. What a heap of steaming shite propaganda rhetoric.

Brzezinski, pausing only to visit the crapper and change his incontinence pads, continued his diatribe with the flawed notion that "Russia might be persuaded to act with the US in seeking a wider accommodation to our regional problem that transcends the interests of a single state – so we Balkanise Syria, Iraq, and Lebanon together, then launch a joint attack on the mad mullahs over in Iran - and they pledge to work with us in creating the Greater Israel, so in the bargain cop a guaranteed slice of the 'cheap oil forever' pie."

Doubtless Brzezinski's inebriated concerns focus on an updated US intelligence (sic) assessment leaked through the Twatter social network last night that reveals Russia has successfully targeted and destroyed various ISIS Jaysh al Jahannum (Army of Hell) terrorist bases and strongholds in both Syria and Iraq – up to and including the so-called 'moderate' Fesad fel Arz Armoured Segway Brigade and Jolly Jihad terrorist leader Iblis Achmed bin Dhabiha – along with Al Nusra's Mohammed al Ka-Boom, commander of the Shaheed Semtex Suicide Vest Regiment - all of which were backed and funded under the CIA / Mossad train-and-equip scam.

The senile Brzezinski's cock-eyed assessment, now shared by US commanders on the ground (in Washington) has led American officials to conclude that Russian warplanes with 'Kuzma's Mother' slogans on their cockpit fuselage have intentionally and with malice aforethought, targeted the CIA's 'moderate' terrorists in a string of 24/7 night and day air attacks over the past week to diminish and negate their capacity to overthrow Syrian leader Basher al Assad.

So here we have the once-sovereign state of Syria, gripped by a pro-ZioNazi foreign-backed Muslim terrorist campaign since March 2011, all aimed at toppling the dynastic Assad regime – and in a belated response, with the political backing of the People's Utopia of China and the Islamic Republic of Iran, the Russians have joined the affray and started targeting the Western alliance's 'moderate' terrorist forces (the term 'moderate' defining terrorists that don't chop off taxi driver's and aid worker's heads for a bit of a laugh) – in addition to the KSA / Qatari / Mossad backed ISIS Caliphate death cult jihadists.

Now Tel Aviv and Washington are tripping over their own inept feet to conjure up some distraction scam - either in Moscow, the Ukraine or Mid-East – to confound and divert the 100% Russian success rate offensive and facilitate how the US / NATO can provide military aid and ground cover to its proxy Sunni Muslim terrorist forces in the field without risking an ill-fated broader conflict with Russia that's bound to end in tears and an all-out major blood bath for some fucker and their dog – especially if the nihilist Israelis go for the Samson Option and start playing false flag micro-nuke tricks again to kick start a long overdue World War Three.

Again, the gospel according to Brzezinski: "In these rapidly unfolding and challenging circumstances the Great Satan has only one real option if it is to protect its wider coveted geo-political stakes in the region – Iran, Pakiland and the ex-Soviet republics. We need to convey to Moscow a demand that it cease and desist from military actions that directly affect Israeli and US terrorist assets cos right now the Russian Bear’s moves in Syria pose a direct challenge to our post-9/11 Strategy for a New American Century agenda and the Washington administration’s foreign policy of neo-colonial aggression across the Middle East to achieve geo-political and strategic military hegemony. For Christ's sake, the next step Moscow will be backing Hezbollah and Hamas' Gaza Gangsters."

Well, thanks for that bilious little diatribe, Mr Brzezinski. Doubtless it will be full steam ahead with the spin doctor narratives and propaganda-laced rhetoric, to manipulate public opinion to the Nth degree viz the difference between ISIS and moderate terrorist scum – all of which are wholly devoid of any element of credibility or the truth.

Meanwhile, back home in Broken Britain, the Posh Dave Scameron-led Nasty Party regime claim to be supporting 'only' moderate Syrian rebels (read ''infidel-hating Islamic terrorists') fighting the incumbent Assad government / regime – call it what you will – and not the very naughty ISIS Caliphate Jolly Jihadist / Takfiri psychopaths responsible for all the B-rated crisis actor / photo-shopped anal rapes, beheadings and fiery caged immolations of taxi drivers, aid workers, and a host of non-believer Christian heathen types.

While this entire despicable war of imperialist aggression debacle lacks humour in any shape or form, one laughable joke exists regarding where Broken Britain's Tory government and right wing pro-Zionist propaganda arm – the taxpayer-funded BBC – and linked Western media outlets – are getting their information from regarding civilian / refugee human rights abuses and war crimes purportedly committed by Basher al Assad's regime.
The super secret source is none other than The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights – run by Osama Suleiman – aka Rami Abdulrahman – a Syrian sunni-side-up Muslim – who concocts a 24/7 stream of up-to-the-minute news on Syria's multiple battle fronts – from watching a portable telly in his back garden shed bunker in Coventry, then posting the fiction script shit online.

Thoughts for the day. Well, well, silly old Russia, targeting the wrong terrorists. But as Russ' Pres' Vlad Putrid quite clearly stated "If it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck then in all likelihood it's a Muslim terrorist."
Alas and thrice woe, the only ones benefiting from this debacle are the Western arms corporations and the middle men dealers, plus the pro-ZioNazi Western / Israeli sociopath sadist politicos – along with BodyBags-R-Us and the local grave diggers.

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Monday 5 October 2015

TaxPayers' Alliance: Nasty Party Front

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Welfare Benefit Cuts’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest from the Nasty Party 'Austerity Rules' conference in the Venice of the North, with up-to-the-nano-second news on the scandalous mass privatisation plans pouring into the editorial desk here at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill in Antarctica – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Tory's hog-fucking Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, with his ex-Eton sodomite, coke-snorting pederast packed zillionaire cabinet in tow, deserted Westminster en mass at weekend and headed to manky Manchester for their annual Sociopaths Party conference.
Just our luck, as if we didn't have enough parasitic, privilege-abusing incompetent political deadwood here already with corrupt pro-fracking councillors and a wholly inept (and overpaid) multi-tasking City Mayor cum Police and Crime Commissioner, Tony Lloyd, who doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fortunately the brilliant Indian Summer weather of last week came to an abrupt end in the night and the Monday forecast for the entire week looks to be cold and bleak – windy and pissing down, in fact. A fitting portend for their Nasty Party conflab. Bleak.

And 'bleak' too the outlook for Broken Britain's senior citizens – the over-65 retired pensioner demographic – if the gospel according to Alex Wild, the pig-eyed research director of the Taxpayers' Alliance, has any clout or credibility and is to be believed.

Wild, a former bloo-flush addict, went on the public record with an über-arrogant statement that the DWP's Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit, should waste no time making unpopular cuts to pensioner benefits – winter fuel allowance payments / free travel passes / the Christmas bonus - and any other costly OAP perks – qualifying his logic with the fact that "the useless eating old bastards probably won't be around at the next election anyway – and even if they were up for voting, the Alzheimer's / dementia stricken twats wouldn't be able to remember which political party had screwed them over."

"The big plus lies with the drastic budget cuts to the NHS as the doddering, coffin-dodgers won't be getting the care and freebie prescriptions medical treatment they need to survive and pop their clogs that bit sooner and stop being a frustrating hindrance by getting in everyone's way – thus freeing up zillions of pounds to be diverted for the Middle East neo-colonial expansionist project."

"And Ra-Ra!" to that, added the sacked and disgraced former defence secretary, closet case fudger Dr Liam Pox, tossing in his two-penneth with the unqualified opinion that Tory austerity cuts must be for keeps – if the UK is to afford the mega-costs of its ill-fated current imperialist agenda pursuit of bombing the Mid-East regimes back into the Stone Age so the Israelis can achieve their desired Naziesque 'Lebensraum' - the West gets to control all the oil – and Scallyburton can rebuild the dumps at outrageous prices.

Pox echoed Wild's TA rhetoric, that "It is time to fix the roof. The political opposition is more fucked up than a soup sandwich and presents zero threat – plus we have just won a general election and need to slap an unsuspecting public with this next batch of austerity measures which we believe are right – even if every other fucker and their dog think they're wrong."

Poxy Foxy - the type of scumster who inspires people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking his hand - was forced out of the cabinet office role of Defence Secretary back in 2011 following revelations of sleazy connections to his self-styled adviser, the Scottish nonce-ponce sodomite and arms-dealing pro-ZioNazi agent Adam Qwerty of Influence-Peddlers SA – and venal links to the graft and corruption-ridden Atlantic Dodge lobbyists club.

Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette following his controversial proposal, Alex Wild restated that the Nasty Party could not wait until a year before the next election to make the necessary cuts to the winter fuel allowance, free bus passes, and other OAP benefits - and such benefit slashing should be made as soon as possible after an election for two reasons:
"The first might sound morbid to the common herd, but 90% of these old twats won't be around to vote against Dave Scameron in the next election – and a further practical point is the surviving pensioners will have totally forgotten who it was that put the benefits boot in. Chances are, given a head start on the 2020 election canvassing spin, with the right propaganda merchants at the helm – like Andy 'Porridge' Coulson, then we could blame the cuts on Corbyn and Labour."

Well, reflecting on Wild's peer-approved speech, the TaxPayers' Alliance are akin to the Tory Party - comprised of a cabal of ZioNazi hookers at the beck and call of Israel and their neo-con infested US of A stooge – and the moneybags political donor – the Khazar-Ashkenazi crypto-Jewish Rothshite 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate.

Thus one is left to ponder, did Wild – who comes across as yet another Common Purpose trained (read NLP brainwashed) dildo - open his gob before engaging brain – or has all manner of 'hug a hoodie' / 'we're all in this together' / multi-cultural society propaganda bullshit pretence been tossed to the vagaries of the four winds and the Nasty Party simply don't give a flying fuck anymore? Finally they've cut to the chase and this hypothetical 'slip' from Wild was a blatant indicator of their mission creep policy objective – to totally gut the crisis-stricken welfare benefit system - thus presenting an existential threat to the survival of the common herd?

Austerity measures my ass - and all while the House of Conmans class act fucking hypocrites pocketed a £7,000-odd quid pay raise earlier this year – which provides a stellar example of the contempt Scameron & Co hold the common herd – the er 'taxpayers'. Yep, this is what the Nasty Party government really think of the common herd – worker ants / drones – and the special needs / disabled of our sick society as 'useless eaters'

Doubtless Wild's scorched earth discourse, supported by the worthless Fox's endorsement, has its origins with the Rothshite Square Mile bankster crime syndicate – the Kosher Nostra – and too Mr Bean impersonator, the Tory's train fare dodging / coke snorting Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne – along with the DWP Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit.

Considering the stated mission of the 'purported' politically non-aligned Taxpayers Alliance (a Tory front) is to overturn and correct the perception that big government is necessary and irreversible – to promote the benefits (que?) of a low tax economy - to give taxpayers a voice in the corridors of power - and to oppose Brussels EUSSR tax harmonisation (sic) – then with Alex Wild heading the TA's 'research team' and playing the sock puppet at a Tory conference by pushing Nasty Party political strategy – their true vision of Broken Britain's society – (less public services / zero welfare state benefits = mass privatisation sell-off) - obviously the coyote has the keys to the hen house.

Just take a look at the Tavistock Institute-linked 'corporate' structure of the dodgy TaxPayers’ Alliance - with its founder, career right wing lobbyist Matthew 'Comb-Over' Elliot, the LSE-trained chief executive of Business for Britain 'and' founder of Big Brother Watch. Really? Que? WTF? Well, fuck me drunk, the Tory Fifth Column saboteurs are well embedded from day one.

So, wot de fuck is next? Slash our state pensions as senile geriatric OAP's hobbling along on crutches, Zimmer frames and mobility scooters are no problem for the Met's bully boy Plod Squad to deal with if they show up in Westminster to protest.
And that is an established fact – we've had first hand evidence of how they treat radical disabled students protesting tuition fee hikes back in 2010 – up-ended from wheelchairs and dragged by the hair across the road – (ref uber-Bolshie gimp Jody McIntire).
Nice people these plods. Full of compassion for the tax-paying public that fund their salaries and they are mandated to protect.

Thought for the day. As to this Nasty Party / TaxPayers' Alliance agent provocateur Alex Wild, we hope the pig-eyed dog wanker's parents and grand-parents are first in line to suffer his proposed cuts to pensioner benefits - and cross the contemptible, arrogant tosser off their Christmas pressy list before they freeze to death this December due their winter fuel allowance being spent by the Tory scumsters on bombing Syria and arming ISIS terrorists.

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Sunday 4 October 2015

Princess Pushy Nixes Animal Rights

In today's 'Unqualified Arrogance' special, we bring readers the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the Anarchy Central 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill's 'Royal Desk' – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical Republic revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Suffering yet another bout of her customary 'blonde moment' syndrome, the shit for brains Princess Michael of Kunt (aka Marie Christine Anna Agnes Hedwig Ida von Reibnitz) has once again failed to engage brain before opening gob and sparked fury amongst the Bolshie ranks of the common herd's dog n cat n budgie lovers by claiming there is no such thing as animal rights – due the elementary fact that animals don't pay taxes (just like Pushy and her influence-peddling parasite hubby) - or have bank accounts.

Speaking at the Henley Literary Festival while trying to flog her new pulp fiction novel (sic) – 'The Life & Times of a Royal Scrounger' - the gospel according to Princess Pushy states animals don’t have Magna Carta endowed rights due the fact they don’t pay taxes or have bank accounts – and nor do they vote in elections, either.

While copping a deserved 'incoming' shower of flack from outraged animal rights campaigners, the shit for brains royal embarrassment defended her statement with a repeat of 'You only have rights if you pay your taxes. You earn your rights'.

The muddle-headed bitch's love of glamorous fur coats, skinned from exotic, protected species, has previously provoked the wrath of animal lovers and put her on a collision course with PETA, who sent her a faux fur donkey jacket after she was espied feeding her scratty bantam chicken flock while wearing a real one.

Although one must consider the fact that the obnoxious twat, married to QE2's cousin, Prince Michael of Kunt, is blighted with post-menopausal maniac behaviour – irrational to a tee - and perhaps excuse her turning a vapid shade of puce when she fired back at critics – referring to them as 'low life peasant scum' – for her unsolicited opinion of anything is more at scent than substance.

Not only does this intolerant, xenophobic monomaniac have the common herd peasant class on her top ten hate list, but also foxes and squirrels – and especially Basil Brush who she holds personally responsible for eating her bantam clucks.
Plus the bigoted bitch ain't too keen on darkies either - being well remembered for yet another scandalous display of obnoxious royal behaviour in 2004 when having dinner at New York's 'Snobs' restaurant, referred to a group of black diners as 'low life nigger rappers' and told them to 'fuck off back to the ghetto'.

Princess Pushy of Muraszombat et Sz̩chy-Sziget, who graduated from Madam Grotella's Geneva-based School for Spoiled Brats with a degree in Bad Manners - and the social graces of an Alpha Domina female baboon - allegedly labours under a delusion that she's descended from the royal Sumerian Annunaki snake venom bloodline Рhence her delusional flights of fancy viz racial superiority and forever claiming the moral high ground when looking down upon the common herd.

Yet there's zero pedigree Lipizanner stallion genes in her inbred mongrel DNA - alike the rest of the Babylonian royal reptile clan, swimming too long at the shallow end of the gene pool.

Pushy's only claim to fame was winning the Olympic bronze medal for the Three Dimensional Hopscotch event in Munich, 1972 - and being a founding member of the Brandenberg Halitosis Club – until she got hitched to the ne'er do well Prince Michael 'Influence for Sale' of Kunt - a pair of scrounging hybrid mongrels together.
Then the stupid twat caused a media scandal storm by publicly cuckolding hubby with Russian furniture oligarch / toyboy cum sugar daddy Oleg Mobsaroubles – until his bullet-ridden body was discovered in his not-so bullet-proof Mercedes outside a Moscow knocking shop back in 2012 – allegedly a victim of President Vlad Putrid's FSB Mafia machine – or perhaps the same MI6 Increment assassination crew who knocked off royal embarrassment Princess Di' on orders from Bucks Palace?

Nope, the pompous six foot tall Hungarian-Kraut-Amazon skanger is simply an all-round bitter and nasty bastard – tainted by narcissistic tendencies and a penchant for screwing Russian oligarchs - and political correctness is definitely not one of her finer attributes.
But that's all a result of the inbreeding – this choleric European royal bonkers clan descended from the ancient Burggrafen von Dohna and Nostitz bloodlines – and Pushy a direct descendant of the Vampire Princess – Eleonore von Schwarzenbergbladder – madder than a rat in a coffee can. Just another obnoxious aristocrap with her arrogant 'divine right' head up her arse – and congenital states of mental illness – along with the big ears, slack jaws, piranha fangs and sexual perversions blighting them from womb to tomb.

A Kensington Palace insider, speaking to media hacks off the record outside Pushy's grace n favour mega-apartment, claimed her certifiable outbursts were due her being 'highly strung'. (ha, she should be – by the feet from a lamp post and pissed on by passing dogs – and urban foxes). Yet it's forever a problem when ego surpasses intellect.

Thought for the day. So animals are devoid of rights viz the fact they haven't earned them – by paying taxes, voting and having bank accounts. Hence according to Pushy's skewed logic, by consequence children too fall under the same 'no rights' category as they pay no taxes, don't vote nor do they personally open bank accounts.

Hmmm, long past time the incestuous royal parasites were dispensed with en mass – for the only parasite that comes to mind which is of any fucking use at all is mistletoe – although the apple tree might well disagree.
Really, who the fuck in their right mind would want to hang the wrinkled Botox-deficient Princess Pushy up-side-down next to Christmas tree?

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