Sunday 26 June 2022

Sturgeon Ridiculed for Witchcraft Pardons Act

Hoots mon, what a distraction scam of the Nth Degree of Political Deception by the Scottish Nonce Protectors Party leader, Knickerless Sturgeon – fronting a Holyrood Parliament ‘Members Bill’ to legally ‘pardon’ thousands of Scots broomstick merchants convicted of witchcraft some 300-plus years ago.

Conversely, it’s one way to distract the common herd from their burgeoning inflation anxiety - and the national rail strikes - and having to queue up at airports for two days to catch a holiday flight to anywhere – if it’s not cancelled due the fact the pilot refused the Covid-1984 mRNA vax.

This piece of political grandstanding follows in the wake of a posthumous apology from SNP Worst Minister Sturgeon – (herself rumoured to be a broomstick pilot and adept of the black arts, with a legion of voodoo dolls of her political adversaries – including Alex ‘Porky Pict’ Salmond - nailed to the walls of her Holyrood coven den) - on International Women’s Day in March 2022, to those convicted, vilified, and / or executed in ‘Third World’ Nonceland under the Mary, Queen of Scots, ordained Witchcraft Act of 1563.

Records scribbled on a Loch McNonce cave wall with charcoal embers dating back to the Middle Ages, suggest around 4,000 Scots were accused of the ‘crime of witchcraft’ - and being in league with the Devil – a law in force until 1736 – (when repealed during the common fucking sense early reign years of George II) - with around 85 percent of those convicted through trial by fire and ducking stool sessions identifying as females of the species – and a mixed bag of some 2,500 convicted of breaking the law and casting noxious spells on their neighbours and / or their crops and / or cattle – and / or invoking ‘climate change spells’ - by cursing the skies with ‘a dowry of parmy’ (months of heavy rain).

While Jimmy Krankie’s ugly bug sister, Nicola is being rightly mocked for her support of this bill, which could see thousands of Scots scallies - convicted of witchcraft - pardoned after 300 years, the muddled Member’s Bill to “right the historic wrong of witchcraft convictions” and give legal pardons to those convicted, has been launched by Natalie Don, the SNP’s member for Renfrewshire - on behalf of the Witches of Scotland campaign group.

Nasty rumours abound that any members of the Scottish Parliament discovered withholding support for, or voting against, the passage of the members bill, will be cursed by a plague of boils are being dismissed as Scottish Conservative & Unionist propaganda, concocted by party leader, Dimwit Dougie Ross.

Hmmm, one ponders if the Wee Nippy Sturgeon will take a further break from her Indyref2 obsession vanity project, and be handing down a pardon to the recently-jailed SNP MP, Natalie ‘Sticky Fingers’ McGarry - a former graduate of Granite City's prestigious Satoshi Nakamoto Institute for Advanced Corruption - for embezzling some £25,000 quid in political funds - and thus avoid running the risk of a Glassie East by-election where the hapless voters might prefer to cross their ballot paper for a candidate of a more honest political party.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.

Saturday 25 June 2022

UK Army General Ready for WW3

Anyone of a mind to do a flit to Rwanda – hop onto one of Shiti Patel’s ‘Tory Adventure Holidays’ illegal immigrant deportation flights to the African state that gave the term ‘tribal genocide’ an entirely fresh perspective.

Let’s be honest n up front. This past couple of years have been the shits on a global scale – for every common herd peasant n their dog. Covid-1984, social distancing, lockdowns, not getting a single invite to one of the Tory government’s weekly party flings, supply chain disruptions, climate change – and to cap it off, this current rogue wave of rampant inflation and an impending recession lapping over the doorstep – plus the brain-storm decision-making involved when considering next Friday night’s supper of fish n chips. Will it be the fish – or just the chips?

But WTF can anyone expect of a stunted and failing global scale crapitalist economy when the smart arse ‘progressives’ abolished slavery then started paying the peasants a ‘living wage’.

So, here we are, regardless of all the socio-political-economic chaos crap that’s going down, just trying to look a wee bit on the optimistic side – then some shit for brains British Army clown, Brigadier-General Sir Patrick Sanders, has – ‘in yer face’ informed - a most vindictive, and easily offended, Moscow-based Vlad Putrid that: “We’re coming for you” – and is readying the British military to engage in a land war across Eastern Europe, and the far Gromboolian plains, in an assault headed by the 14th Armoured Segway Corps and the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Brigade - in defence of the Tory Nasty Party’s newest pals – the Ukraine’s Zelensky and his neo-Nazi fascist thug Azov Battalion militia.

Hmmm, doubtless Brigadier-General Shit-for-Brains is now on a GRU Spetsnaz hit list and gonna get his sorry ass ‘Novichoked’ – due Putrid’s response being an e-mail to Sanders, with piccy of the Russian military’s all-new Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile, dubbed the ‘Satan II’ – an upgrade of the earlier long range Shitstreak – carrying a 20 megaton multiple nuclear warhead and decoy armament payload, with an 11,000 miles range that no existing Western air defence system can intercept.

Let us just take a step back n hark General Sanders sabre-rattling message to the assembled troops of the 17th Body Bag Regiment: “I am the first Chief of the General Staff since 1941 to take command of the Army in the shadow of a land war in Europe involving a continental power – and the scale of the enduring threat from Russia expansionism shows we've entered a 1937 type of Hitlerian Nazi threat insecurity. Thus, it is my singular duty to make our Army as lethal and effective as it can be – and ready to kick some Russian ass.”

In retaliation to ‘Silly’ Sanders’ belligerent narrative, where he called on soldiers to prepare to “fight in Europe once again", Russian Lieutenant-General Evgeny Buzhinsky opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “… if this dog wanking bully thug Sanders threaten our country with aggressive rhetoric and without thinking twice – and launches an attack on Russian troops protecting our new Ukraine colony, then the UK will vanish in one big nuclear flash-bang.”

“Sanders is deluded by believing his own bullshit and fails to understand that in the aftermath of a Third World War, Food Bank Britain will physically cease to exist – with London topping the stealth missile target list.”

“The Anglo-Saxon troublemaker’s sacred island of Albion will vanish in a cloud of dust, so I’ve no idea where he or his descendants will live.”

Well, that’s a fair point, Evgeny. Chances are we’ll all end up in Rwanda.

Secretary of Russia's Security Council and owner of Gulag Gaz, Nikolai Crooksky, joined with General Buzhinsky and close Putrid ally, Andrey Mobsaroubles (Wankprom Oil), to inform media hacks that “Once the nukes are launched, we’ll take out the entire orbiting fleet of enemy space satellites – and no fucker will care if they are American or British as we view them all as NATO – then we’ll mitigate NATO’s entire system of anti-missile defence – across Europe and the US – then all European members of NATO will have their Russian-based gas and oil supplies cut off.”

Top ranking military staff – Sanders and Buzhinsky being perfect examples - are on a par with politicians and banksters viz their perception of morality equals that of cannibals, paedophiles, and psychopaths.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday 24 June 2022

Possible Causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

Possible Causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

(Vernon Coleman: Parody at its Finest)

Doctors around the world are puzzled at the epidemic of sudden deaths occurring among previously healthy young adults.

Many are said to be conducting investigations to help them decide what could possibly be the cause.

In order to help them I have compiled a list of all the known possible explanations for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

Eating too many marmalade sandwiches.

Stepping on cracks between paving slabs.

Not stepping on cracks between paving slabs.

Putting too much tomato sauce / ketchup on meals.

Not saying your prayers.

Allowing yourself to be injected with an experimental, inadequately tested, pseudo-vaccine which, I reported using the FDA’s Draft Working List (details of which are on both my websites in the article called, How Many are the Vaccines Killing?) on the 8th December 2020, was known to cause myocarditis, encephalitis, convulsions, strokes, Guillain-Barre syndrome, meningitis, pericarditis, bleeding, clots, joint pain and many other disorders - and which I also reported did not stop people getting Covid-1984, nor did not stop them ‘shedding n spreading’ it if they did get it.

I do hope this list is helpful to all those puzzled doctors, and I can offer them one more piece of advice: Sudden Adult Death Syndrome is caused by ONE of the above.

Maybe if a good many really clever, well-paid doctors sit down in a big room in a large, expensive hotel somewhere exotic they may be able to work out which one it is.

https://vernoncoleman.org/articles/possible-causes-sudden-adult-death-syndrome

Labour’s Harman: Missed Leadershit Whinge

Career Labour troll n Establishment broomstick merchant, Harriet Harmful, – she of paedophilia support advocacy notoriety – during an interview with Egomania magazine, described it as downright embarrassing that the Labour Party, while having all manner of treacherous Russian agents - plus raving closet case cross dressing sodomites – and war criminals - running the show – failed to elect a female leader – obviously a personal dig that at well past retirement ‘71 years of age’ this political creature shall never achieve that rank herself.

Well, let’s be common sense fair on this issue – for who the fuck would want Harriet Harmful – a septuagenarian old baggage suffering from post-menopausal mental issues - as a political party leader - for she, as a member of, and the legal officer for, the National Council for Civil Liberties, granted affiliate status to, and immorally promoted the rights of a political pederast cabal – the Paedophile Information Exchange – along with the likes of her fellow Labour party broomstick merchant pal, NCCL General Sickretary, Patricia Spewit - to have kiddie fiddling legalised?

In spite of the PIE publishing their very own depraved Magpie child sex abuse magazine, the NCCL turned a myopic eye and lobbied, on behalf of the Paedo’ Information Exchange, a swathe of House of Conmans MPs - and Upper House of Frauds peers - for the age of sexual consent to be lowered to a pre-pubescent 10 years. 

Hmmm, well, one must admit that legalising kiddie fiddling would be taking quite a ‘civil liberty’ when considering the moral outrage generated, c’est non?

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/harriet-harman-says-labours-next-leader-has-to-be-a-woman-and-its-downright-embarrassing-tories-have-had-two/322838

Rwanda: Land of Opportunity?

A mixed bag of African economic migrants - from Rwanda - spent four months dodging their way round a strew of national borders to get to Europe, and yesterday, finally took a risky rubber boat trip across the Channel from France, to set foot on the White Cliffs shore of the great welfare state of Food Bank Britain – only to be rounded up by Border Patrol agents and informed they were being deported to Rwanda.

“Where? WTF? We’ve just spent the last four months escaping Rwanda to get here.”

Thursday 23 June 2022

Labour’s Lammy an IQ-deficient Wanker

Oh my, what a pile of shite these Labour wankers talk.

Once more, as is now their custom, wholly lacking in any constructive format of ethical principles or noble aims, simply criticise and back-stab, in an attempt to win a singular political brownie point

It’s enough to make a passel of fat hogs spew in their own trough.

Former shadow Injustice Minister and currently shadow Foreign Sickretary, ‘Scammy’ Lammy (aka Tax Credits Lammy) has the brazen audacity to state for the pubic record that if Labour were running the government they would have got a better Brexit deal from the EUSSR / Brussels kleptocrats.

While we are acutely aware that this individual has a habit of manipulating facts - specifically 'the truth' - for his own ends (see Lammy vs Liddle) is he totally stupid? If New Labour had been in office then Brexit would never have taken place and Broken Britain would still be a vassal state of the Brussels commissars.

Fact is, if the Tory Nasty Party’s  Crime Monster of the day, Treason May, and her cabinet membershit Remainiac cohorts, had still been running the show then Posh Dave Scameron’s ‘folly’ – fielding the In / Out EUSSR membership ballot – and the resulting majority Leave vote mandate - would not have been followed through.

As it was, the Treason Mayhem broomstick merchant was ejected from Downing Street by popular vote and thanks to the likes of bungling Boris Nonsense and his repugnant sidekick of the day, Dominic Cummings, they finally got the job done – with fuck all help – only hinderance, from the hard core Tory Remainiacs – same with Remainiac Labour – and the Lib-Dum Losers Party.

For the record, when it comes down to political probity, in March 2016, Scammy was fined £5,000 quid for instigating 35,629 automatic phone calls urging people to back his mayoral campaign – breaching the laws of decency sans gaining permission to contact the party members concerned. 

Scammy said ‘sorry’ for breach of the Privacy and Electronic Communication Regulations statutes – and set a new record for the first time a British politico had been fined lots of money for authorising nuisance calls.

An unbiased opinion from a political neutral (as they’re all as bad) – Scammy Lammy is NOT to be trusted. 

Amen, and good night, folks.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/david-lammy-says-labour-would-get-a-better-brexit-deal-from-the-eu/323829

Sunday 19 June 2022

LGBTQ+ / WTF next - LGBTQP+?

Side-stepping a stigmatising ‘hate’ smear from the customary stock-in-trade ‘homophobia’ tar brush, we wish to raise a point for clarification regarding the Gay Pride ‘in yer face’ parades and the entire queer culture, with the ever-expanding LGBTQ+ acronym.

What troubles my mind with the LGBTQ+ acrostic is when the wicked Woke progressive - sexually permissive – lifestyle advocates plan to add the letter P (for Paedophilia) to this immoral cipher – and what personalised identity colour band will the paedo’ scumsters command be added to the rainbow banner?

Cognisant of the fact the toxic Woke / LGBTQ+ culture contagion is a sign of the times (End Times), to the semi-straight-laced mind of a Christian ethics-raised soul, whatever rhetoric or twisted narrative contention the vile pederast brigade choose to broadcast, to categorise (justify n legalise?) their pre-pubescent ‘child love’ carnal urges as a natural sexual orientation, in the eyes of right-thinking civilised society, paedophilia shall remain at the pinnacle of the venal perversion category - on a par with buggering sheep.

Great Reset Digital World – Humans not Required

The time draws near to rid this world of the psychotic, fascista meddling cunts intent on manifesting as a skewed version of the Salvator Mundi incarnate, remaking (sic) the world in their own image.

The likes of Satan Klaus Schlob n Microslop’s Billy Gates of Hell, n ‘Open Society’ mass migration mischief meddler, Georgie ‘Eyebags’ Soros (György Schwartz in his earlier Nazi-era incarnation) – n their equally skewed eugenics-fixated population control (global genocide) policies – and the proposed whopping great depopulation reset for the common herd useless eating masses – formulated on social science game theory – one in which the non-elite chattel-class, the proletariat, plebs n peasants – aka ‘the poor’ - haven’t a fucking chance of winning – or, for that matter, ever breaking even.

Ergo, the root of that conundrum lies with the common herd’s inane, programmed dependency on the Nanny State apparatus to tell them what the fuck to do, rather than risking a dodgy, perhaps negative outcome of thinking from themselves. Such is the dynamic potential of neuro-linguistic programming.

But while the World Economic Fund’s ‘Forum of Young Global Leaders’ project has saddled the Earth’s political spectrum with a succession of programmed New World Order sycophantic minions to dutifully execute the Deep State’s bidding, they are not the product of Schlob’s bogus ‘ingenuity’ - nor is Klumsy Klaus the ‘fons et origo’ of the WEF he falsely professes to be.

Rather its ‘bright spark’ genesis originated with the misguided control freak dystopian delusions of Rhodes scholar, William Yandell Elliott,  along with CIA maestro (and JFK assassination architect) Alan Welsh Dulles, and contributions from progressive economist, JK Galbraith – all advised and steered by the late, great - and grossly overweight - Herman Khan, of Hudson Institute prominence - the ego-fuelled think tank founded by a narcissist know-it-all trio, whose futurist crystal ball scrying occasionally ‘got it right’.

Then Heinz Kissinger, operating out of horrid Harvard, along with other ‘hidden hand’ Kuromaku / Sabbatean death cult globalist types, assumed the role of Mentors to the ego-fuelled and patsy-malleable Satan Klaus, to further fund, promote, and expand – (and direct / control) - his fucked-up local leaders project into the desired mind control n influence-peddling Young Global Leaders Forum dynamic it has now become – with the likes of Fidel Castro’s bastard child, Justin Trudeau, pulling Canada’s strings from the top dog desk in Ottawa, and the piranha-fanged ex-Bliarite New Labour gopher (and devout Moron), Jacinda Ardern, ruling the political roost in Kiwiland.

To wit, overall the globalist plot thickens as a gullible and compliant common herd conform to the good dog requirements and obey - (sit, beg, roll over, now play dead) – easily bewildered, perplexed and mesmerised by the Elitist Deep State / Control Faction’s corrupt media machine, and social networking smoke n mirrors propaganda system - all compounded by the unbridled and insatiable greed of Blackrock and Vanguard – (a pair of interlocked corporations that any existential economist / philosopher type worth their salt would denounce as being staffed by a boardroom of avaricious, mercenary cunts) - and thus the public demographic is wholly distracted from WTF is actually going on – more so in plain sight - before their myopic eyes, rather than behind their backs – and to their perpetual, collective detriment.

Thursday 16 June 2022

Tory Snob Knob Ethics Advisor Quits

Yep, you read it correctly the first time around. The Tory Nasty Party’s Snob Knob ‘Ethics Advisor’ (yes, they really have - or rather 'had' - one) – the Shite Honourable Sir Christopher Edward Wollaston MacKenzie Geidt – aka Lord Geidt, GCVO, KCB, OBE – has quit, stating for the pubic record that Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, and his ‘Lets Party’ cabinet cronies, are a bunch of unethical wankers.

Here we have a person with not just ‘one’ but ‘three’ Royal shitehoods, and more honours n awards than ya can shake a stick at – including the coveted Pol Pot Khmer Cross for Genocidal Studies.

We, the perennially downtrodden, taxpaying common herd voters, are well aware of the fact that Boris & Co are a mixed bunch of unscrupulous dipshits and self-promoting dingbats – much as are ‘Beer’ Stammerer’s Labour crew – and the Lib-Dums – and collectively classed as ‘unethical’ when it comes to observing Parliamentary / House of Conmans protocols – such as padding expense accounts, and getting rat-arsed pissed during Covid-1984 lockdowns.

So, we ask, WTF was the inherently amoral Lord Geidt’s role – advise on ethics, or enforce ethical behaviour viz the Tory cabinet creeps? Whatever, he didn’t do a very good job – and quitting might be the best option to being fired for a crap job performance – spending more time 'working from home' - and chasing pretty sheep around the Isle of Lewis, than on the ground in Downing Street and setting the unethical Boris Nonsense on a straight and narrow path.

But when it comes to advising on ‘ethics’ – that’s a subject the ‘spooky’ Geidt isn’t a fit person to be associated with, considering his past military and diplomatic / political postings and multiple nefarious conflicts of interest entanglements viz the unscrupulous corporate likes of BAE Systems - and that shifty sodomite, the scabby Sultan of Oman – with lurking rumours of sinister dealings still linking him and his buddy Bony Tony de Normann to their involvement with Cambodia’s Khmer Rouge and their selective depopulation agenda - and regardless of mega-bucks court case libel settlements against John Pilger and Central Television – and the hapless Ann Clwyd Roberts MP (Labour) - the ignominious whispers of human rights abuse and war crime culpability endure.

To wit, viz this blog post expose, if outrage and denials are forthcoming with regard to the purported stalwart and ethical character of Mr Geidt – while his past indiscretions and foreign deployment shenanigans are mayhap buried under the passage of Time (and more likely a stack of corpses), on the subject of being a public face paragon of ethical behaviour and virtue, there is no denying Geidt was deeply engaged with a most unethical Boris Johnson and the Tory Party Cabinet’s unscrupulous, and corrupt, dilettante, elite membershit.

As the adage goes: a person is best judged by the company they keep - or, in creepy Geidt's case - the company they 'kept'.

Tuesday 14 June 2022

Illegal Immigrant Dilemma - Solved

Okay folks, let's get down to the nitty-gritty here viz the Gawd-awful brouhaha over trans-migrating these legions of unwashed illegal - and frustratingly foreign - immigrants to the Africa-based 1994 - Days of Infamy 'Jolly Genocide' centre of Rwanda, as opposed to settling them on the green and pleasant lands of our once-sceptred Isle of Albion, to sponge off an already-knackered welfare system.

The big question is this: are the hordes of migrants actually war zone / refugees of conscience fleeing political oppression, or perhaps for their lives - or simply economic migrants - the deadbeat cadging types - who've read all about soft touch Broken Britain being the most favoured welfare handouts destination on the Third World Scroungers International website?

Okay, whoever came up with this utterly farcical and ethically fucked-up Rwanda trans-migration shambles should be smacked around the head with a stocking full of rotting haddock - and if it was the Tory Nasty Party's fat-arsed Home Sickretary, Shiti Patel - (and 'not' the government's 'Wallace & Gromit Department for Stupid Ideas') - then she should be on the first 'one-way ticket' flight to Kigali with the hapless deportees.

Alternately, as these fuckers are arriving by the crammed Zodiac load from a French beach, across the Channel and making landfall on the south coast of England, then set up some official facility at Froggy-sur-la Mer to process 'genuine refugee status' cases and gift them with a UK temporary visa n a P & O ferry ticket.

Otherwise there are two options. First, have the Border Force execute a burst of .5 machine gun fire across the bows of their overloaded inflatables when they reach British waters - which isn't going to go down very well with the bleeding heart Wokester human rights brigade. Or, alternatively, as the fuckers make landfall and set foot on the English coastline, corral the lot, load them onto a landing craft transport, then ship them back to where they set off from - France - and dump the lot back on the beaches of Normandy.

Fer fuck's sake, France is as safe as Britain for refugees, whatever they're of a mind to escape from - albeit Macron's welfare state might not be as generous at handing out pre-paid cell phones and providing hotel rooms as Bonkers Boris and the Tory gang.

Stop press update:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61808120

The latest gospel from the Tory Nasty Party’s Home Sickretary, Shiti Patel: ‘We're committed to our Rwanda asylum plan, and a schedule for future flights is being drawn up. Regardless of what these bleeding heart lefties do to try and block us with legal impediments, we will not be deterred from doing the wrong thing.'

Thursday 9 June 2022

Dawlat Qatar: Home of Fatal Heatstroke

Yes, welcome to the ultra-Conservative Persian Gulf postage stamp Arab state of Dawlat Qatar – base of the mega-rich Al Thani family, part of the Banu Tamim tribal collective, who in pre-oil n LNG wealth days were mere goat-buggering, unwashed peasants – heavily invested in trafficking slaves, camel racing and gold smuggling - but today, ready to host the 2022 World Cup soccer tournament in the luxury of air-con’ opulence – for themselves anyway – while their hapless Asian migrant work force dehydrates in the 50-plus Centigrade 'shade' - and die of heatstroke by the dozen.

Stand agog at the seafront panorama of Qatar’s Doha Bay ‘crapital’ towering high-rise mega-structures, as viewed from the Gulf, which from this vantage point the entire Corniche waterfront promenade takes on the surreal architectural aspect of looking through a Soho sex shop’s front window – of the rows of erotica: vibrators, dildoes and butt plugs standing menacingly – or temptingly - (depending on individual concept and taste) - upright in militaristic rank formation – with Jean Nouvel’s spiffing idea of a joke - the prestigious Doha Towers – aka the ‘Godemiché’ - standing ‘Viagra erect’ in the Corniche mid-centre line-up.

So, opinion time. Qatar in the 1913 British Protectorate / Trucial States days of post-Victorian colonial land grabbing, when pro-Brit’ Abdullah bin Jassim Al Thani was bestowed with Westminster sponsorship to rule the thumbnail Qatar Peninsula - and the Ottoman despots told, in no uncertain terms, to ‘go and fuck off’ back to Istanbul – or else – under threat of annihilation by Royal Navy gunboats – the scrubland peninsula was then classed as a Third World dump – a veritable shithole – and regardless of the zillions of petrodollars since squandered in a vain – and futile – attempt to bestow the place with an air of 21st  Century civilization, it remains a Turd World shithole.

To wit, shall we be venturing to shitty-gritty - and vehemently homophobic - Qatar to watch international soccer players kicking a ball around while sweating their proverbial bollocks off. No thanks, we prefer to catch the action real time ‘live’ – on a whopping big colour TV – down the local pub, real ale in hand, complemented by British November weather fireside comfort.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-middle-east-61711468

Wednesday 1 June 2022

Nutty News Roundup

Bad Teeth Britain – Home to the NHS (No Hope Service) ‘Dogshit Class Dentistry’.

The Tory Nasty Party – continuing with the fucked-up NHS policies of their New Labour predecessors – would sooner get involved in foreign military misadventures – (Afghanistan / Iraq / Ukraine) – than organise an efficient NHS dentistry service.

If these greedy, grasping dentists want to emulate the good ole US of A dentistry culture model n only do mega-bucks £££ $$$ private work, all well n good – then cancel their licences to practice if they refuse to accept 50% NHS patients.

Really, Tory or Labour or Lib-Dums – or the Greenie wankers – they’re of one collective mind to take on the Russian Bear in a proxy street fight in Ukraine, but haven’t got the nuance to organise a decent dental service for their tax-paying ‘voter’ citizens.

So all yer caries-ridden teeth have rotted away to stumps, thanks to the total lack of couldn’t give a flying fuck attitude of successive governments and NHS Trust wankers – but if yer want a sex change on the NHS just tick the box below – for this very same not fit for purpose NHS fuck-up is preparing to offer female-to-male transgender surgery - 'for free' - in the coming months of 2022.

London’s leading Chelsea and Westminster Hospital has been commissioned by the NHS to recruit a Gender Affirmation Surgery Pathway Coordinator to implement clinical strategies and conduits to provide masculinizing surgical treatment for patients with gender dysphoria.

Grrrrr, growls he, shaking head in utter disgust – low income families and basic rate state pensioners can’t get their teeth fixed - or a set of dentures to chew food with - on the NHS – but over-17 girls who would prefer to be boys can have their snatch converted into a cock – and for free too. 

And the gullible public were egged on to bang pans n pots n applaud the NHS throughout the entire two year Covid-1984 scamdemic deception lockdowns?

Time for some hardcore ‘ballot box retribution’.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/thousands-of-dentists-stop-providing-nhs-services/301400

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/nhs-creates-new-service-offering-female-to-male-transgender-surgery-for-free/302073

WTF do you call a woman with a penis? A man.   But not where Labour politico Keir Stammerer is concerned.

Gender identity simply ain’t clear cut anymore. It’s not just a matter of who has a pair of tits (no, not ‘man tits’ either) and a pussy – or who has a cock n a pair of bollocks.

In today’s politically correct-driven Wokester cult dominated society there are variables galore to be taken into consideration – just reconstruct the LGBTQIAPK acronym - (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning, intersex, and asexual) – and for the many, they then get confused with their own sexuality.

Stammerer, this is the same bloke – the leader (sic) of a national political party (New Labour – aka Tony Bliar’s Dodgy Dossier Party - the guys who brought you the illegal invasion of Iraq) – and a knight of the realm - who can’t decide if women have cocks or not. Fuck knows what his sex life is like – unless spouse Vicky has a bigger dick than him.

Now he’s using and abusing his House of Conmans Parliamentary position to demand that the useless eating common herd population of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) get their ragged arses out on the streets and kowtow before the unelected Kraut bloodline monarch (who rules over our once-sceptred isle and lives in palaces various) on the occasion of her seventy years Platinum Jubilee of doing just that – lording it over us.

Yep, Stammerer demands we go out n celebrate seventy years of unadulterated, unaccountable wealth, abuse of entitlement, and privilege, power, and common herd exploitation by Lizzie Saxe Coburg und Gotha and her clan of talentless, inbred parasite relatives.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/keir-starmer-declares-it-is-your-patriotic-duty-to-celebrate-the-queens-platinum-jubilee/307655

West Ham United soccer player, the notorious mouth-breathing ‘Kitty Kicker’, Kurt Zouma, appeared at Thames Magistrates Court today, where he and his intellectually-stunted brother Yoyo each copped lengthy community service sentences – licking Banksy wannabee's graffiti off town centre walls – for their part in the serial bullying and torture of an innocent pet cat – with the moronic Kurt further banned from being alone in the company of any moggy for five years.

However, crimes against felines of the species obviously carry a special order of mystic payback, as while leaving the court Zouma’s attention was focused on his cellphone screen and he inadvertently tripped over his bottom lip, tumbling headlong down the courthouse granite steps, landing on the hapless Yoyo, and breaking a leg a-piece.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61657176