Tuesday 14 June 2022

Illegal Immigrant Dilemma - Solved

Okay folks, let's get down to the nitty-gritty here viz the Gawd-awful brouhaha over trans-migrating these legions of unwashed illegal - and frustratingly foreign - immigrants to the Africa-based 1994 - Days of Infamy 'Jolly Genocide' centre of Rwanda, as opposed to settling them on the green and pleasant lands of our once-sceptred Isle of Albion, to sponge off an already-knackered welfare system.

The big question is this: are the hordes of migrants actually war zone / refugees of conscience fleeing political oppression, or perhaps for their lives - or simply economic migrants - the deadbeat cadging types - who've read all about soft touch Broken Britain being the most favoured welfare handouts destination on the Third World Scroungers International website?

Okay, whoever came up with this utterly farcical and ethically fucked-up Rwanda trans-migration shambles should be smacked around the head with a stocking full of rotting haddock - and if it was the Tory Nasty Party's fat-arsed Home Sickretary, Shiti Patel - (and 'not' the government's 'Wallace & Gromit Department for Stupid Ideas') - then she should be on the first 'one-way ticket' flight to Kigali with the hapless deportees.

Alternately, as these fuckers are arriving by the crammed Zodiac load from a French beach, across the Channel and making landfall on the south coast of England, then set up some official facility at Froggy-sur-la Mer to process 'genuine refugee status' cases and gift them with a UK temporary visa n a P & O ferry ticket.

Otherwise there are two options. First, have the Border Force execute a burst of .5 machine gun fire across the bows of their overloaded inflatables when they reach British waters - which isn't going to go down very well with the bleeding heart Wokester human rights brigade. Or, alternatively, as the fuckers make landfall and set foot on the English coastline, corral the lot, load them onto a landing craft transport, then ship them back to where they set off from - France - and dump the lot back on the beaches of Normandy.

Fer fuck's sake, France is as safe as Britain for refugees, whatever they're of a mind to escape from - albeit Macron's welfare state might not be as generous at handing out pre-paid cell phones and providing hotel rooms as Bonkers Boris and the Tory gang.

Stop press update:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61808120

The latest gospel from the Tory Nasty Party’s Home Sickretary, Shiti Patel: ‘We're committed to our Rwanda asylum plan, and a schedule for future flights is being drawn up. Regardless of what these bleeding heart lefties do to try and block us with legal impediments, we will not be deterred from doing the wrong thing.'

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