Wednesday 31 December 2014

Tory Sex Toy Ban Scam Revealed

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Following the annual release of documents from the UK’s National Archive, canny researchers working for the Daily Shitraker have uncovered confidential communications traffic between Number 10 Downing Street and the Home Office which reveal that former egocentric Conservative Prime Minister, Maggie Twatcher, considered banning not only the sale sex toys in the UK as revenge for the defeat of her despised poll tax – but making possession of such a criminal offence.

The inter-departmental memos expose the alarming fact that Mad Maggie took this crackpot legislation under consideration after she was personally lobbied by the anti-obscenity campaigner and ultra-prude, Constance Mary 'Bonkers' Shitehouse – aka the Menopausal Moral Marauder.

The crusading Shitehouse, a psychotic socio-political gay-bashing meddler who was dead set against liberalism in all forms and did her level best to halt the evolution of today's permissive society and the ubiquitous presence of hard porn – ran a 24/7 war of attrition against what she classified as moral decay and canvassed to bring back the Inquisition and burn porno peddlers, fudging sodomites and strap-on wielding lesbos at the stake.

Thus here we had a cringeworthy pair of trouts in their own singular rights – Twatcher and the censorial head banging Shitehouse - both dead set against promiscuity, infidelity, drinking 'and' violence on the telly – in fact any social activity associated with 'enjoying oneself' – including (don't laugh) watching Doctor Who – and in Shitehouse's case lobbying the BBC to ban Chuck Berry's #1 Christmas hit 'My Ding-a-Ling' for her perceived delusion of the song's masturbation innuendo.

Following Shitehouse's lead, Twatcher, in her menopausal ego-driven insanity, took time off from waging war on the Argies, the Miners, the Trade Unions and attempting to start World War Three with the Soviet Union – and sought to extract vengeance on the contemptible common herd (us / the tax-paying public demographic) for going into near revolution mode over her Community Charge (Poll Tax) and ordered her then Home Secretary, the kiddie fiddling dossier 'misplacing' 'Lecherous Leon' Brittan, to conjure up a strong case for banning sex toys under the terms of the 1959 Obscene Publications Act – which might be viewed as items likely to deprave and corrupt.

The despicable Brittan replied that many of the items in circulation were most objectionable, including strap-on dildos and twelve inch Jolly Giant Jackrabbit vibrators which could cause physical injury if stuffed up the incorrect orifice.
Physical injury eh - like a Tory cabinet minister's cock up a 9-year old orphan's back passage while he's strangling the poor little fucker to death over the side of a Dolphin Square bathtub.

Really, isn't this latest revelation of what goes on inside the warped Tory leadership's minds so typical of the killjoy policies of the Nasty Party – unless of course it involves blood sport fox hunting, shooting unarmed stags and equally defenceless grouse up in bonny Nonceland – or tossing freshly-deflowered orphans over the side of Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht as he sails around Jersey.

Twatcher and Shitehouse – a pair of pathological hypocrites out to make possession of a vibrating pocket rocket a criminal offence.
Yet in the same instance we have juxtaposed the Twatcher-led Tory scam of semi-clandestine support for the Paedophile Information Exchange and dropping the age of consent to four just to accommodate the perverted sexual fetishes of sodomite deviant MPs and their Masonic Civil Service pals.

Mind you, one thought of bonking Twatcher or Shitehouse would drive a bloke to serial onanism – hence it's little wonder their hubbies were both bisexual fudgers 'and' pederasts: nonce-ponce Dirty Denis and Erotic Ernie.
There again, for a pair of baggages who's never sexperienced a mega-nuclear orgasm then I suppose the thought of other women actually enjoying a good romp and getting their rocks off is repellent to them.

Slaggie Maggie herself was the product of being sexually molested from childhood by her Grantham grocer father – Alfie 'Groper' Roberts, a notorious untouchable sex offender and local Mayor – then a sexless existence with Deviant Denis – and the only products of their once-off doggy style shag being the larcenous Marky Mark (Embezzler by Appointment) and his moronic twin sister Carol of Klotsters.

And let's not lose sight of the fact that Maggie's parting gift to humanity was securing a knighthood for her great pal and perennial New Year party guest at Downing Street: Jimmy Savile – awarded for his services to the kiddie fiddling and necrophilia industries.

But this pair of broomstick jockey trolls were both 'damaged goods' who thought a blowjob was something to do with balloons. And that was the blinkered vision Twatcher, who believed Fellatio was an Italian opera singer and Cunnilingus an Irish airline.
Their cockeyed (sic) disdain for sex toys besides and typical Tory toleration of 'cottaging' - what would this prudish pair of grinches have made of the latter day al fresco sport of dogging, ménage à trois clusterfucks, suck n swallow 69 face sitting gamaruche sessions - and heaven forbid - mention of three-hole orgies – or the High Street's Boots cash chemist flogging little blue Viagra hard-on pills?

The same old story - our elected politicians and self-appointed moral watchdogs: know all and know fuck all.
Like it or not sex toys have a place in society – behind closed doors and in the privacy of one's own boudoir perhaps – but much mention is made of them from the days of yore – the dynastic empires of the Middle Kingdom (latterly the People's Marxist Utopia of China), of Egypt, of Persia, of the Indus Valley, of Greece, of Rome, of Byzantium and the Ottomans – dating back into pre-history when Mong, the post-Ice Age Cro-Magnon engineering innovator of rudimentary cave drainage techniques first struck on the idea of using a fossilised eggplant to pleasure his Neanderthal girlfriend when his 'mojo' wasn't functioning at 100% efficiency.

Facetious comment besides, Twatcher and Shitehouse should have been taken on a guided tour of the Shanghai-based Wanking Museum's collection of erotica – specifically the Tang dynasty phallic dildos and crab-claw clitoral stimulators - crafted from exotic hardwoods and ivory – plus the jade tongue rings worn by royal concubines and other noble stock females to enhance the dynamic and stimulus effect of their cock-sucking performances.

Thought for the day. Moralist of convenience Margaret Thatcher (aka Slaggie Twatcher) who finally died in 2013 – with her single claim to infamy being the fact she de-industrialised Britain and replaced the esteemed and respected prefix of Great with one of Broken - was one of the Tory MPs who voted to decriminalize homosexuality in the late 1960s – 'and' supported calls from the disgraced Paedophile Information Exchange child sex abusers club to lower the age of consent to four.

As for Mary Whitehouse, the hand of God ensured her hypocritical moral gallivanting came to an abrupt end in 1988 when she suffered a spinal injury in a freak accident fall and died, aged 91, at Abberton Manor Nursing Home in Colchester in the November of 2001.
The Moral Meddler now lies buried in Dedham's St Sodom's Churchyard cemetery, where her grave is regularly pissed and shit on by magpies, squirrels and foxes – and masturbated over by irreverent nocturnal passer-by drunks.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 30 December 2014

WTF: Performance Bonus for Mass Fubar?

In today’s ‘Enhanced Travel Sickness’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from commuters, stranded tourists and generalised marooned wayfarers who are sick to the point of a vomitous death with the chaos and self-harm despondency frustrations involved in (attempting to) travel on Broken Britain's equally broken train services.

Now, to add insult to permanent injury, the shameless tosser responsible for the rail chaos that left millions of travellers along the East Coast line stranded and waiting overnight on crowded platforms over the Christmas holiday – (with many succumbing to frostbite, several dying of hypothermia and an undisclosed number committing suicide by slashing their own wrists with an Oyster card) - is to cop for a guaranteed £371,000 quid retirement bonus.

Robin 'Gray-Gone' Gisby, the brass necked exec' responsible for Notwork Rail's day-to-day maintenance and hence the catastrophic festive season engineering fubars and snafus, already rakes in a bloated £378,000 nicker per annum salary and is up to grab this publicly-funded extravagance – a £371,000 quid bonus - on top of the almost £1 million quid total pay and perks package - (which includes pension contributions of £148,000, a £300,000 “golden handcuffs” retention payment and annual bonus of £48,000) - he's pocketed for the 2013/14 financial year.

The not fit for purpose Gisby has been a director on the deadwood board of publicly-owned Notwork Rail since it was formed from the remnants (read 'ruins') of investor-shy Practical Pig Trains and Rattle-Track – both of which were liquidated in 2003 following the Baconsfield collision disaster.

While public fury rages at the affront of Gisby being awarded a £371,000 bonus, with calls for him to hang his head in shame – and perhaps go for the ritual seppuku option as way of apology – alike the penance acts of disgraced Japanese CEOs – the mass media are shouting that if he has anything resembling a social conscience then should refuse this 'non-performance' bonus – or donate it to Stranded – the destitute rail commuter's charity.

Candida Mingerot, campaigns director of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, opined to one gutter press hack from Train Wreck magazine that Gisby's pay packet figures were an outrage.
"For fuck's sake, this is chaos in motion – so what are these clowns playing at? Stevenson's Rocket ran a better service than this latter day fuck-up – even with a bloke waving a red flag walking (at a steady pace) in front of the locomotive."

"We've already has a damning report released in October which found the entire Notwork Rail maintenance program is £40 million nicker over-budget and months behind schedule – and more troubling still is the fact these tossers haven't got a clue about basic data on their own bridges and the thousands of trains delayed. Thus we reckon it's about time to re-brand Notwork with the more appropriately title of Snail Rail."

Meanwhile Rail Minister Claire 'Bonkers' Perry opened herself to widespread – and justified - ridicule after claiming there is “light at the end of the tunnel” for passengers.
What a fucking joke – a light indeed. Wake the fuck up Claire – it's another broken down train.
Yep, this is the self-same Tory MP that doesn't know the difference between the 'national debt' and the 'national deficit'. God fucking help us.

Writing in the Daily Shitraker, the delusional Perry, who was given her first government job in the summer reshuffle, claims only a minority of computers are unhappy with rail services and she was 'chuffed to little mintballs' with the network after travelling from London to Edinburgh last week on Nonce-Rail and Caledonian Creeper - then making the return journey with Sardine Mainline's Inter-Shitty service – with an overnight stop in Holyhead.

Juxtaposed with Notwork Rail's useless maintenance director Gisby, the actual company CEO, Mark Carnage had the brazen hubris to fob press hacks off with a statement of 'I've got far more important things to talk about than my pay packet'.

So fuck Carnage – we'll discuss his pay n perks arrangement since he joined Notwork Rail as chief executive in January this year, replacing Sir David Piggins - who moved along the corporate trough to the fatally flawed Slow Speed 2 project as executive chairman.
Now although his annual bonus is limited to a mere 20% of an outrageous £675,000 nicker salary, this cranks the aforesaid bonus up to £135,000.

And while we're on the subject of scum of the Earth shitbag corporate boardroom directors and CEOs let's have a few nasty septis-dipped needles stuck in the voodoo doll effigy of flabby arsed Better Crapital's head honcho, Jon 'Pig-Eyes' Moulton - founder and managing partner of Vulture Fund Investments who, assuming the role of God, has single-handedly delivered the Shitty-Link courier service into liquidation and made thousands of staff redundant on Christmas Eve – whose next post-festive season stop-off will be at their local Jobcentre, jostling in the queue with a horde of Polacks, vulgar Bulgars and other assorted eastern European pikey and gyppo types searching for non-existent employment.

Fat cat greedster Moulton informed a press hack from the Ripoffs Review that the 2,700 workers he's put out of a job will have to apply to the government for statutory redundancy pay as his Better Crapital are in the business of making money for investors and not a registered charity.

What a money grubbing, asset stripping dog wanker - especially so when he bought the ailing company for a mere £1 (one pound – no typo) just last year. How not to win a popularity contest. And to add insult to injury the parcel carrier will not now deliver and customers with orders stuck at Shitty Link's 53 depots across the UK were given just one day to collect their goods at their own expense.

Bev Titwank, a 16-year-old mother of three, hailing from Landfill Terraces in south London's notoriously unpleasant Slumborough Hamlets, was left with no option but to head out on Christmas Eve to collect a parcel containing the pair of new kidneys she'd ordered for her ailing Granny from Israel's Rabid Rabbi black market transplant organ syndicate – guaranteed 'teenage quality' and freshly harvested from some occupied West Bank Palestinian rock-chucking youth – and scheduled to arrive last weekend via Shitty-Link's premium next day transplant organ service.

"Wot an effin' ripoff that woz an' I'd bin savin' all me drug dealin' money up fer months ter buy them fer me Gran an' get her off that dialysis machine. I got the parcel home an' stuck it in the fridge cos there woz all this blood an' shit runnin' out of it. Then I opens it in the mornin' an' the fuckin' kidneys had gone rotten and woz stinkin' like week old roadkill – an' even me boyfriend's pit bull terrier shied off eatin' 'em.

Thought for the day. Regarding our once-sceptred isle's shagged rail system and privatised train services, hopefully that old tosser Dr Dickie 'Fat Fuck' Beeching is turning in his grave for the unforgivable crime of dismantling our stellar British Rail and reducing its legacy of Mussolini style 'on time' efficiency to the Third World mess of pottage it has now become.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 27 December 2014

QE2 Speech / Tsunami Memorial: Photo-Finish

In today’s ‘2004 Asian Tsunami Mass Murder Anniversary’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Crap-View's television ratings website, the Christmas Day Queen's Speech versus the Boxing Day 2004 Asian Great Flood anniversary stats stand at a par – with seven-plus million tuning in to watch this pair of brain-addling distractions – then the whole caboodle switching channels to Mrs Brown's Foul-Mouthed Pikey Gang Xmas special - or Father Ted get collared by Operation Paedo Hunt plods when Mrs Doyle catches him logged in to the Vatican website and viewing a feast of altar boy kiddie porn images on his laptop.

What a pathetic state of affairs when over seven million sad twats haven't anything better to do than listen to this parasitic old paedo-protecting Kraut bloodline royal baggage prattle on about the fubar state of 'Our kingdom' (aka Broken Britain) – or watch north Sumatra's Aceh province and the Bay of Bengal coastlines get swamped in another staged docu-drama tear-jerker – and shake their heads in spiritual bewilderment at the capricious, callous whims of Mother Nature – or God – for causing the devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami that hit the Indian Ocean on Boxing Day in 2004 – wholly unaware in their ignoramus bliss that neither Nature or the mythic deity known as God / Jehovah / Allah / Krishna - or the Flying Spaghetti Monster were responsible.

Mind you there was fuck all on the telly that hasn't been screened a score and ten times previously – so perhaps QE2's pedantic pet talk and the Asian tsunami rehash were the only shite worth watching - but it sums up the mentality of the useless eating common herd when any old titbit of goggle box crap serves to distract and divert attentions from the real cause and effect issues that confront human existence: specifically the facts that QE2 doesn't give a flying fuck about any of the voting public demographic (specifically 'us') 'and' the 2004 Asian tsunami was as natural as Monsanto's genetically-modified Frankenfood chew and spew crops - a man made phenomenon.

Yep, and here we're talking about Operation Gladio style false flag scenarios – only this time the Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorists got a break and the blame was falsely slapped well and truly on the shoulders of Mother Nature and God.
Then we arrive at the question of "who the fuck is insane enough to kill an estimated 300,000 civilians just to achieve some geo-political / strategic advantage?"

And such speculation brings us to the age-old counter question of 'cui bono?' (who benefits) - and in this particular case the realistic 'usual suspect' candidates are the megalomaniac ZioNazi neo-con crazies out to bludgeon the whole world into submission with their endless money stream and wicked DARPA weapons – and force their New World Order down our throats – by conquest or consent.

This is accompanied by lashings of hypocritically sanctimonious and psychologically flawed dogma - disseminated 24/7 by their controlled mass media and the likes of Hollywood - striving as always to create a One World Government – the NWO - and finally complete the sinister agenda of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – whose basic tenet is to maintain American / Israeli 'ZioNazi' hegemony on a global scale: a control freak's wet dream.

Yep, the ZioNazi dominated Great Satan - the good ole US of America - a notorious cesspool of hypocrisy and injustice at the beck and call of the kikester money lender financial oligarchy and whose Project for a New American Century (read 'ZioNazi Protocols') is designed to achieve global control via their imperialist foreign adventures / wars of aggression.

This cabal of clinically insane ZioNazi neo-cons have deluded themselves into believing, post-Gulf War Mk 1 and the 9/11 false flag outrage, they are invincible and can get away with any fucking thing.

Basically this has its roots way back - as it all went to shit with the advent of Alamogordo / Trinity and the nuclear (weapons) age genesis – then Hiroshima – then the JFK assassination – then the fubar attempt to snuff Reagan and put Daddy Bush behind the Oval Office desk – with Rhodes Round Table's Billy Boy Clinton for a two term interim - – then Bush's moron son Dubya Shrub - and now this joke of an Indonesian Muslim 'Kunta Kinte' Bantu impersonator - with America's never-ending overdraft facility and limitless Rothshite bankster crime syndicate credit card – will go on playing the global hypocrisy bully unless the Oath Keeper hierarchy execute a military coup and dissolve the Presidency, the Senate and Congress, and start again from the roots up – just as Old Hickory would do – by criminalising the likes of AIPAC and the money-grubbing Federal Reserve in the process.

So what was this devilish Operation Gladio false flag game plan back in 2004, with Gulf War Part 2 already underway and knocking the living shit out of Iraq?
The target was the Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition – to take India out of the loop with the 'natural' destruction of their coastal Chennai nuclear power station in the southern state of Tamil Nadu – and US 'humanitarian aid' response, diving in to save the day – and leave India in hock to the Great Satan – and the IMF and World Bank – for the rest of time.

Hence to push their geo-political engineering games the US neo-con gang came up with a scam to deliberately cause an earthquake-less tsunami to open the door of opportunity for 'benevolent' (sic) military aid infiltration – the kind that never leaves – by detonating a couple of 20 megaton nukes in armoured pressure-proofed casings dumped on the seabed of the Sumatran Trench – and initiate a massive tsunami in that sector of the Indian Ocean that would tear arse up into the Bay of Bengal and take out – primarily – India's Tamil coastline Chennai nuclear power station and cause massive radioactive fallout damage.

Conversely, while leaving 300,000 dead in Aceh and along the Bay of Bengal coastlines, the tsunami failed to achieve its primary Chennai nuclear plant destruction objective – but a scam that was revisited in entirety in 2011 with the Japanese Fuckupshima Daini nuclear power station disaster when they revised calculations and upped the megaton yield ante from 20 to 50 (hey and why not – they almost got away with it the first time around, circa Boxing Day 2004 – and who the fuck would start playing 'dot to dot' and join these aberrant factors together?).

So, now we come to Sceptic's Corner, and here's the conundrum – the paradox and clincher. Was it a couple of mega-nukes – or HAARP that caused the 2004 'and ' 2011 tsunamis?

One sector holds fast to the belief that both tsunamis were HAARP generated, as there were zero pre or after shocks recorded with neither of the earthquake-less tsunamis – while a parallel school of conspiratorial thought maintains the conviction that both the Sumatran Trench and Fuckupshima catastrophic tidal waves were generated by the detonations of a pair of deep sea bottomed 20 or 50 MT nukes.
Now that is the multi-megaton question, is it not. And of course such delusions are the grist of bonkers conspiracy theorists – and that too I might well agree with – apart from one subtle – and quite alarming singular, stumbling block factor.

A certain canny weblogger named Aussie Bloke (er – not his real name) had in May of 2004 – seven months prior to the devastating / calamitous event – a grip on half the plot and intent - that a 'use by date expired' US Navy submarine had been bottomed in the North Western Pacific, with two 20 megaton thermonuclear bombs aboard, which when simultaneously detonated by VLF undersea radio wave command would produce the desired effect and swamp Chinese, Korean and Japanese coastal areas – with US military 'relief forces' standing by in Guam ready to sail and dish out mobs of Lady Bountiful 'humanitarian relief' – which did precisely occur when the zero pre or after shocks non-earthquake and calamitous tsunami 'event' occurred in the Sumatran Trench on Boxing Day that same year.

Of course, Aussie Bloke might well have been spot on too with his original prediction back in 2004 – as the March 2011 non-earthquake / tsunami 'incident' did take out the Tōhoku / Pacific coastal region of Japan's Honshu Island – 'and' the Fuckupshima Daini Nuclear Power plant – all attributed to a super intensity mega- quake that measured Magnitude 9 on the Bullshit Scale.

Okay, now for the nukes vs HAARP dead give-aways:
Unlike Japan's Fuckupshima reactors, India's Chennai plant was built to withstand a tsunami – even though the Bay of Bengal had never before experienced a tsunami in recorded history. Hmmm, a spot of astute Indian clairvoyance on that score.
Next, the big trick was to convince a global public audience and canny beards and anoraks with more degrees than an industrial thermometer that a Richter 6.4 earthquake on 26th December 2004 created a massive tidal wave powerful enough to murder 300,000+ people, while the infinitely more powerful Richter 8.7 earthquake on 28th March 2005 barely rippled the waters of the Indian Ocean.

Banda Aceh, at the northern tip of Sumatra, and the first in the line of devastation of the raging tsunami experienced the failure of all electrical appliances and telephone system switchboards – including gasoline engine vehicles prior to the first tidal wave hitting the town – the blatant signature of the electromagnetic pulse from a large thermonuclear weapon.

For the record, the energy released on the Earth's surface only (ME, which is the seismic potential for damage) by the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami is estimated at 1.1×1017 joules - or 26 megatons of TNT – just the right parameters for a United States B-41 three-stage nuke.

At a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing in January 2005 on her appointment by Dubya Bush to the post of Secretary of State, Condo-sleeza Rice made a most arrogant remark when she declared that the so-recent Asian Boxing Day tsunami had delivered a 'veritable wake up punch' to the regional powers (read India / warning) and constituted a wonderful opportunity which has paid great dividends for the United States – for meddling and manipulation, no doubt.

Hmmm, little wonder there is a burgeoning global market for US stars and stripes door mats and toilet paper – and too the same embellished with the ZioNazi's Israeli Magen David / Star of David pennon.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday 26 December 2014

UK Gov Fears for Jordan Pilot. Why?

Today's festive season bullshit edition brings readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In a statement riddled with the airs of hypocrisy now so customary to every fucking thing the Conservative 'Nasty Party' say or do, their intellectually-challenged stooge of a Foreign Secretary, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, has expressed 'deep concerns' for the safety and welfare of a Royal Jordanian Air Force fighter pilot – the 26-year-old First Lieutenant Mu'ath Safi Yousef al-Kaseasbeh (nickname 'Lucky') - reportedly shot down with a heat-seeking missile near the city of Raqqa on Wednesday by a front line unit of unwashed and barbaric ISIS death cult mujahadeen jihadists while on a bombing mission - and who is going to miss out on Santa Claus dropping down the chimney and Christmas dinner back home in Amman with his wife and family.

Que? WTF? Excuse me, Mr 'Not So Lucky' Jordanian pilot is a Muslim - they do not celebrate Xmas, you dumb twat Hammond.

Hmmm, 'deep concern' eh. Pity the moronic Hammond didn't think to express a modicum of 'deep concern' for the hapless non-combatant women and children – aka the 'collateral damage' victims – that have had their Christmas festivities totally fucked up by the Jordanian pilot's missiles and bombs – plus being strafed with streams of 20mm rounds from his aircraft's M61 A1 Vulcan electric Gatling gun system.

For Christ's sake, he's now a prisoner of war and gonna end up – 'if lucky' and the statutes of the Geneva Convention apply – in an ISIS Caliphate version of Stalag Luft XVII – or if not so lucky, with his head sawn off with a cheapo Argos brand kitchen knife by Jihadi John and his fellow Beatles.

To keep the record straight, let's belay this one-sided 'ISIS - Bad Guys / ZioNazi Coalition - Good Guys' argument before it even gets underway as the air forces of Jordan, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and the rogue illegal state of Israel have - along with the US of A, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, the Netherlands and Broken Britain have carried out hundreds of air strikes on ISIS-held territory and ground forces in Syria and Iraq over the past three months – with the majority of targets being in and around Raqqa, the now de facto capital of their Caliphate (which the ISIS Mossad-trained hierarchy proclaimed in June) getting bombarded with a diabolical pick n mix selection Willy Pete, cluster bombs and nasty DIME and depleted uranium munitions.

Then to add brass necked cheek to brazen hubris we've got the equally duplicitous United Nations issuing 'demands' no less for the 'humane treatment' of this aforesaid pilot – who is not fit for purpose and deserved to get his useless arse shot down if he can't steer an F16 Fighting Falcon around a barrage of flack and dodge the odd shoulder-fired GTAM Shitstreak or Shitehawk missile.

Casting further confusion and muddle to the already conflicting reports and all-round media propaganda, we have a stream of duplicitous crap from the good ole US of A that, first off, this cockeyed ISIS Caliphate are the most dangerous threat to Western civilisation (sic) and life across the expanse of the known Universe – and mere steps away from being a nuclear power and showering every fucker and their dog with radioactive dirty bombs. Then in the next hypocritical breath, the Pentagon and CIA issue a statement that ISIS didn't shoot down the Jordanian Air Force F-16 for they don't have the firepower capabilities as their Mossad / Qatar / Saudi arms suppliers (read US of A) haven't given then any Stingers – yet.

Mind you, when we have this joke of a White House cuckoo, the bogus African (read Indonesian Muslim) Barky Hussein O'Barmy, a raving faggot coke snorter, married to the blatantly transvestite 'Muscles Mike' (Michelle LaVaughn Robinson) and parading Malia and Sasha – this pair of Moroccan coonberry adopted velcohead 'daughters' for the public image factor, then reality and truth have a cat in hell's chance of winning the day.
But with the O'Barmy gang, all is falsity: counterfeit and forgery. The man and the Presidency are as fake as Michelle's hormone-induced tits.

The BBC's Ron Putz in 'far from the front line action' Beirut claims the latest news will raise concern among the Gulf Arab ZioNazi stooge coalition states about the level of armament available to the militants - and the non-existent defensive measures deployed by their 'sitting duck' fighter jets – and may further diminish the appetite of these aforesaid oil and gas rich nations to take part in such operations.
Yeah right. Yer win some , yer lose some. Get over it. Only another over-priced $165 million bucks per fucking jet for Christ's sake. Ask Israel's PM Bobo Nuttyahoo for a replacement as Jordanian King Abdullah and his Cannon Fodder air force pilots are expediting the Zionist's Greater Israel land grab agenda with their participation in this latest illegal war of aggression against Syria's al Assad regime.

Thought for the day. One might cogitate, however briefly, on the waste of time pondering what the fuck a Jordanian pilot is doing bombing ISIS terrorists in Syria or Iraq – but as every fucker and their dog – the US / Israel / UK / European ZioNazi stooges / Qatar / Saudi / UAE – and ISIS included – seem hell bent on ousting President Basher al Assad and balkanising the entire Tigris / Euphrates region as a snub to Russia and China then why fucking bother.

By the same order of logic, why the fuck is Broken Britain – this joke of a Nasty Party-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government getting involved in foreign neo-colonial military misadventures – much as Tony 'Miranda' Bliar's New Labour crowd did – when they can't even sort out the problems at home?

Bollocks, the answer lies somewhere in the complex web referred to as 'human nature' and the propensity for meddling in things we don't understand. So just let them get on with this latest razor's edge / tightrope game – as per the Third Force / Fifth Column meddling in Ukraine - which is headed towards a Happy New Year's tactical nuclear devastation stalemate – then it will be bye-bye Great Satan / bye-bye Israel.

So fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday 25 December 2014

UK Shoplifting Crime Rate Soars

In this morning’s 'Klepto's's Guide to Xmas’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Under this not fit for purpose fuck up of a Con-Dem / Libservative (call it what you might) Coalition government the UK's shoplifting crime rate has soared to astronomical proportions - a factor civic action groups collectively attribute to Broken Britain's depression-stricken jobless wilderness and the poverty-level slashing of welfare benefits by the likes of the Tory's train fare dodging / narcotic substance snorting Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne - and the insufferable Department of Works & Pensions Minister, Iain Dunkin-Shit.

Met Plod Squad spokeswoman, WPC Chlamydia Mingerot, informed an all-party Parliamentary group on food poverty and hunger of the serious concerns that although there has been a reduction in almost every type of crime - apart from elevated child porn and paedo sexual offences by MPs and Tory cabinet ministers - what is being termed as 'survival shoplifting' has seen a 26% rise across the county as the common herd battle to cope with brutal welfare benefit cuts in the Nasty Party's austerity Britain.

It was further noted that there was no substantial 'peine forte et dure' or amercement penalty in place to serve as a deterrent, for if caught in the act then the police response sanction usually amounted to no more than a cant-loaded lecture and a 'remedial justice' slap on the wrist, plus saying 'sorry' - unlike certain Middle East Third World shitholes - and here the barbaric Wahhabist sect of the despotic regime of Saudi Arabia springs immediately to mind - where the inherent Islamic 'cruelty culture' ordains that hands get chopped off for stealing a mere crust. Yep, Sharia Law - what a wheeze. Gimmee dat ''Old Time Heathen Religion'.

WPC Mingerot's statistics revealed there were more than 21,000 extra thefts from stores across England and Wales, a near seven per cent hike in Pound Stretcher outlets alone - and up to last June there were a grand total of 321,014 recorded shoplifting crimes where penniless pensioners and hard up housewives had been caught virtually 'red-handed' (sic) in their local Greedy Grocer supermarket branch with a pork pie or insta-microwave dinner shoved down their knickers.

A report in this week's Kleptomaniac's Gazette reveals their recent street poll pinpointed the worst hit area up to the end of November as being south London's Skidrow Hamlets - with 37,680 reported thefts in that month alone - and all from Aleef's 24/7 corner shop at the junction of Scally Street and Muggers Lane.

Fellattia van der Gamm, of the Gussett Trust food bank, obviously one blessed with the gift of stating the fucking obvious, shared this little piece of moronic wisdom with a gutter press hack from Cannibal magazine: “One of the reasons for shoplifting is levels of unemployment, welfare benefits being cut and coping with the sky high cost of living - plus forking out the draconian bedroom tax - which suggests that perhaps this line of criminal activity is poverty or hunger-related.”

Nice one Fellattia, now go back to sucking your - er - thumb.

Citizens Advice Bureau director Mingeeter Dildodo related to media hacks that 50,000 extra shoplifting incidents were recorded around Manchester in the run-up to Christmas - with 'must have' bare essentials such as the latest cell phones, eye shadow, lip gloss, condoms and 'morning after' pills being pilfered from supermarket shelves rather than the customary bottles of 25 year old malt whiskey, Xmas trees, mince pies and turkeys.

Thought for the day. No need to apply 20/20 hindsight to this dilemma as things are gonna get a damn sight worse before they improve to any discernable degree.
So, job numero uno for the New Year - let's vote this useless shower of Tory / Lib-Dum shites out of Downing Street come the 7th of May, 2015.

Who to vote for that's any better? Fluck knows, but we were better off as a people under New Labour's one-eyed nonce ponce leader, the inept Gordon 'Incapability' Broon and his balancing the national books by popping down to the IMF's Payday Loan centre every Friday.
Or is it to be the indestructible Nigel Barrage and his UKIP troopers? They can't be any worse than what we have. In fact Wallace and Gromit could do a better job of running our once-sceptred isle than Posh Dave Scameron and his overpaid Nasty Party self-interest cohorts.

On the self-delusional 'bright side', a Merry Christmas to one and all - enjoy it while you can.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday 24 December 2014

UK Paedo Abuse Inquiry Sabotaged

In today’s festive season ‘Nonce Ponce Coverups’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Simon Danczuk, the crusading Labour backbench MP for nonce scandal-stricken Rochdale, who has led the calls for an all-encompassing 'statutory powers' inquiry into allegations of historic child sexual abuse by a gang of untouchable establishment paedophiles (royals, lords, Parliamentary politicos, civil service mandarins, Plod Squad perverts and local authority jobsworths) dating back to - and perhaps before - the signing of Magna Carta - this week opined to one press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the obstacles which have dogged the stalled six month old probe are deliberate gaffes and pitfall blunders purposely thrown into the spokes of the wheels of progress via the venal machinations of a clique of corrupt criminal elements in central Government and create a snafu cum fubar 'unworkable situation' to protect the high profile VIP shameless degenerate miscreants involved.

A letter leaked to alternative media at the weekend by Shitehall moles revealed that the Tory's Botox-deficient hermaphrodite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May, is in the process of conjuring up some viable excuse to disband the current leaderless inquiry panel, amid a catalogue of Biblical scale complications which have included the publicly forced resignations of two cringe-worthy 'establishment stooge' chairwomen after the election of the afore-mentioned conflict of interest broomstick merchants sparked a near flash mob riot situation, with abuse victims and civil rights groups protesting from the rooftops the fact that Pelindaba Dave Scameron's government was attempting to have the inquiry headed - or controlled - or overseen - by the very same dog wanking noncers and apologist shills responsible for the abuse - 'and' the repeated subversion of past police investigations.

Ron McScrote, leader of the 'Burn the Nonces' anti-pederast action group, and himself a victim / survivor of child sexual abuse while a resident at the Roman Catholic Church's St Sodom's Home for Latter Day Waifs and Strays in south London's Skidrow Hamlets, related to a reporter from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that the only people who wished to see the inquiry fail were the treacherous high and mighty establishment abusers themselves.

"Of course the twats want ter stall - an' better still sabotage - any inquiry inter the dirty doin's of their VIP Tapas Tea Party tosspots - this Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cabal wot's chocker block wiv Masons an' Templar wannabes an' Knights of Malta - as the trail leads straight back ter the centre of government an' the parasitic royal family - an' not forgettin' Broken Britain's security service scumsters presidin' over these kiddie care home brothels an' settin' up likely corruptible political an' diplomatic an' commercial candidates fer honey trap seduction an' blackmail opportunities by preyin' on the human frailty factor."

"Here yer dealin' wiv a network of high-profile owl worshippin' nonces, includin' politicians an' leadin' members of the judiciary, military, police an' security services - wiv the trail leadin' straight back ter Downin' Street an' the taxpayer-funded palaces of the rabid Royals - an' they're shittin' kittens that the effin' truth's gonna come out after all these years of coverin' it up cos of twats like old fatso Cyril Smith an' Jimmy Savile - an' a shitheap load more wot copped fer peerages an' knighthoods fer their paedo pimpin' activities."

"It's not just a matter of the scandalous rapin' an' sodomisin' of little girls an' boys on loan from local care homes but their ritual murders - and too those of whistleblowers past - and present. Cos accountability fer these venal crimes goes right ter the heart of the establishment - an' the paedo rings have their origins not in the actual House of Conmans an' the Lords doss pit but in Shitehall, wiv the career Civil Service wot's notoriously infested wiv all manner of bottom feedin' deviants an' BD/SM fetishists an' noncin' necrophiliac necromancers an' other proprietary brands of murmurating morons an' fudgin' occultists an' Devil worshipping scatsters hell bent on performin' ritual child sacrifices once they've shagged the poor little fuckers half ter death."

Also stepping best foot forward into the affray is John Mann, a campaigning Labour MP with an air of socio-political responsibility and moral conscience about him - and perhaps, like Simon Danczuk, a phenomenon as rare as hen's teeth in the House of Conmans den of iniquity - who has publicly disclosed that two whistle-blowers who threatened to expose an alleged VIP paedophile ring were murdered by Special Branch or MI5 thugsters - and most likely a joint op's hit team.

Mann, the MP for Bassett Hounds, has wisely learned from Geoffrey Dickens MP's fatal mistake - bypassing Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan of Spenditall and presented his doorstep wedge dossier to Operation Vermin detectives, which names 22 politicians – including six serving MPs and members of the House of Lords and the Royal family involved with the now-internationally notorious Westminster Dolphin Square / Elm Guest House / Cedra Court paedo rings - and the murder of the two whistle-blowers who had been ready to expose powerful society figure members of a pederast clique preying on defenceless underage boys from children’s care homes in Lambeth and Islington: the first being a Lambeth Council caretaker in 1989, and an Islington social worker in 1993.

The unnamed Lambeth caretaker had in his possession tapes of the ultra-violent ‘sex parties’ when he died in an apparent arson attack and threatened to expose a Labour shadow minister - with the establishment shill coroner returning a verdict of accidental death.

A second council employee from Islington, social services manager Bulic Forsythe, was found dead by fire fighters in his blazing flat in Clapham - his skull fractured by a heavy weapon - which resulted in a verdict - by the same coroner - of suicide: with rumours abounding that Islington council leader Mad Maggie Oppenslimer-Slodge had ordered the hit to cover up the brewing child abuse scandal which has dogged her - and rightly so - to the present day.

Here Forsythe's 'suicide' comes across as a concocted scenario with parallels to the 1997 'assisted suicide' / murder of Hollie Greig's Uncle Roy - to prevent him exposing the Nonceland / Aberdeen establishment paedophile rings that were - and still are - abusing (and sacrificing) special needs and disabled children in and around Granite City.

Thought for the day. One just has to agree with Danczuk's logical conclusion -that to all intents and purposes this is the way the Home Office inquiry pantomime looks from all angles of appraisal - deliberately sabotaged with malice aforethought by the very abusers and their Masonic secret handshake fraternity apologists / protectors that the so-called inquiry is supposed to investigate.
Career scumsters of the ilk of Lord Brian Mutton, ex Justice Sec' Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Baron Basil Whitewash - plus the equally repugnant and corrupt Sir Malcolm Rifkind - and not forgetting the pro-ZioNazi toad himself - ex Dolphin Square resident and Tory closet case Willy Vague - the diminutive craven tosser who 'controlled' the North Wales care homes / Bryn Estyn paedo abuse investigation on the say-so of his then-untouchable Masonic brotherhood 33rd Degree superior, Police Superintendent Gordon Anglesea - since arrested by Operation Pallial detectives on charges of historic child sexual abuse.

And that is one of the major problems with the paedo rings - the common corrupt thread that is woven throughout the entire weave of this debauched fabric is Freemasonry - royalty, executive, legislature, judiciary, social services, the fucking lot - and not fit for purpose politicos such as Iain Dunkin-Shit and Willy Vague - both failed Nasty Party leaders, past their expiry dates and still hanging around like a bad smell as they are the 'useful idiots' who never question their Master's voice.

So Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 23 December 2014

Rich n Shameless Snobsters Strike Again

This morning’s ‘Enhanced Ego / Amok on Steroids’ edition brings readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In yet another stellar seasonal display of blatant abuse of privilege and an exaggerated sense of entitlement going overboard, celebrity drug addict and jet set trollop Tara Palmer-Tomkinson VIP was arrested by armed plods at Broken Britain's premier Thiefrow Airport last weekend after suffering another of her seasonal bouts of ego-rage and morphing into a Tasmanian Tantrum Devil after being refused access to the Terminal 5 first-class travellers' lounge due holding a cheapskate discount economy class Sleazy Jet ticket to 'Klotsters' in Switzerland - to join her snow-snorting Hooray Henry skiing pals.

'Toxic Tara', known to friends and associates alike as a self-promoting slut who pompously parades herself as an English socialite, an 'It girl', television presenter, model, media columnist, and charity patron - had the brazen hubris to initialise her full family name with the chemical / high explosive sounding diminutive acronymic of TPT - just to upset Daddy.

Hmmm, at least the TPT is an improvement on the disparaging sobriquet of 'BMX Tara' which she was labelled with at Dorset's Sherborne School for Skangers due being the academy's 'bike' - and everyone sporting a cock having had a ride on her - with this reputation for promiscuity following her into adult life viz allegations she's spread more doses of the clap and associated diseases of Venus around than current Guinness world record holder 'Poxy Paris' Hilton.

The Skeletor-faced Tara, when in her cups from quaffing jeroboams of vintage Chateau de Pisshead or spaced out on a Class A narcotic substance 'high', likes to boast her main claim to fame is the waxworks effigy of herself displayed at London's Madame Tussaud's - in the drug freak horror section - hence another reason she manifests in the public eye as a spoiled brat twat 'sociopath nightmare' - short of a good kick in the arse to cure her unqualified arrogance.

Going into total amok mode outside Thiefrow's first class lounge, the 42-year old psycho bitch swore at officers then tore out her hair extensions and week-old Tampax - which she proceeded to throw at PC Jobsworth with a "Cop for this, yer pig scum bastard" - threatening to kill every fucker old enough to scream and bleed - hence copped for a well justified double tap Taser shot in the back and was duly cuffed and arrested by an alerted team of eight armed Plod Squad thugs.

Tara P-T, scion of the Home Counties Palmer-Tomkinson clan, has a history of anti-social behaviour that would make Atilla the Hun blush - all attributed to her drink and drug problems - and had been due to fly out to the exclusive Klotsters ski resort to celebrate her 43rd birthday before throwing this latest industrial strength hissy fit 'on steroids' simply by virtue of the fact she was loathe to lower her social status by sitting with the common herd riff-raff in the economy departure lounge.

The shock n awe arrest was captured on both airport CCTV and fellow passengers' smart phones and cameras - with onlookers describing her pulling a "Don't you know who we are?" stunt - arrogantly applying the royal 'majestic plural' - to which the BA manager replied " Yes - you're a low life drunken skanger" - which prompted Toxic Tara to rip off his lapel security badge and start her fatal paranoid screaming episode - threatening Thiefrow's airport security and first class lounge staff with an unspecified "proportionate response - at a time and place of 'our' own choosing".

Here the double standard laws for the rich and shameless - and laws for the common herd - come into conflicting play as anyone else pulling that type of ego-stunt 'one-man riot' in an airport since the 9/11 and 7/7 false flag Muslim jihadist attacks would be slapped in irons on domestic terrorism charges - but as PTP is a big mate of the parasitic royal family this latest public arena outrage resulted in her being carted off out of the public eye to a west London police station where she was subsequently slapped with a caution under Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 and driven back to Thiefrow to catch a later flight.

Oh yes, Ms Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, apart from once working for the Rothshite Kosher Nostra bankster syndicate, also has some heavy duty regal connections, by virtue of being the god-daughter of Prince Dobby, the Royal Plant Whisperer, and who attended the wedding of Bald Willy to Katie Middleclass, and freely admits she is the ultimate high octane-boosted party girl, and earned a certain backstreet notoriety for her £400 quid-a-day cocaine habit - along with a string of failed heterosexual relationships which have served to spur her Sapphic side as she hates the way testosterone-fuelled males perform oral sex.

The 'after effects' of cocaine addiction forced her to undergo reconstructive surgery on her beak when the septum nasi 'collapsed' back in 2006 from over-snorting Columbian Gold – damage control that had to be repeated five years later - yet a handicap that didn't prevent her from winning the Comic Relief Red Nose Day in 2007 - albeit for Tara it was actually the 'No Nose' prize.

In recent years and since repeated rehab sessions at The Priory her public profile has been partially revitalised until she made an appearance on the British television series I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! - which included getting grunged up in the Jungle Shower and shit on from a dizzy height by diarrhoea-stricken koala bears - a stunt she finished as a crap-stricken runner up.

Palmer-Tomkinson's highly questionable presenting credits include Animals Do the Funniest Things when she appeared with career paedophile Jimmy Savile and got shagged - quite literally - doggy style by Blue Peter's Viagra-fuelled Randy the Rottweiller - and later appeared on Top Gear as their 'slut in a reasonably-priced car' - then replaced the intellectually-stunted Victoria 'Dumb Spice' Beckham as the face of Walkers Crisps.

But to cap her non-entity moronic celebrity status she was a joint guest with ex-New Labour PM Tony Bliar on the BBC's 'Would I Lie to You?' comedy quiz, in which the bonkers bitch candidly revealed that she had been shopping in her local Greedy Grocer Pukesburys supermarket wearing nothing but a trenchcoat - and with a pair of Ben Wah balls stuffed up her cavernous snatch.

Thoughts for the day. TPT is yet another shit for brains member of the publicly-despised Hooray Henry class that look down with scorn and unqualified arrogance on the useless eating common herd demographic - and to also adopt the majestic plural - in our collective opinion, this contemptuous dog wanker belongs in a freak show - to be spit on and poked at with sticks.

Definition of a 'socialite' - some slut who allows Tapas Nine VIP paedo rings to sexually molest their children in the hope of gaining grace n favour career advancement from Westminster's Nonce Central - or the equally corrupt BBC.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 21 December 2014

Bliar Schtum on Deng Bonking Scandal

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Ex-New Labour PM and profligate war criminal Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar spit the dummy and threw a typical crockery-banging, faggot style hissy fit last week during an interview with the Cuckold's Gazette when questioned on the intimacy factor of his relationship with Wendi Deng, the Chinese nympho wife of zillionaire vulgarian publisher, Raving Rupert Mudrock - the octogenarian Ozzie dingbat who rose from the lowly ranks of Rothshite ZioNazi apologist stooge peddling the scandal-mongering Fair Dinkum gutter press tabloid to become a bungling political manipulator in his own right and preside over the global reach criminal phone hacking 'News Corp' media empire.

Broken Britain's former Slime Minister had his ignominious reprobate name pasted across banner headlines throughout the expanse of the known Universe last year following sensational shit-raking allegations he'd been bonking Wendi Deng, an act of such treacherous, conniving immorality which prompted the Antipodean moneybags media mogul to go into Defcon 1 1 blitzkrieg mode and divorce her bony alley-cat ass faster than shit through a goose.

Passages leaked from Wendi Deng’s diary revealed she had the hots for 'torrid Tony', who bunked up at the Mudrocks’ California ranch with the hustling strumpet in October 2012 and April 2013 - while Rupert was abroad on a kiddie fiddling excursion in Thailand - and further stated it was nice to have somebody - anybody - between her legs that doesn't need intravenous shots of Viagra just to get a hard on - then gulp oxygen from a bedside cylinder as he reached the orgasmic the vinegar strokes zenith.

Regardless of the weasel-featured Bliar adopting his customary less than truthful demeanour and going into total denial mode viz the Mudrock's house staff leaking stories to media hacks that he had been giving Wendi a good old three hole seeing-to, alfresco style, beside the ranch's swimming pool under cover of darkness - Mudrock can sniff out a rat from a thousand yards and since hoofing the wicked Wendi out with just the thong she stood up in, has likewise bestowed the jinxed Bliar with the Curse of the Black Spot pariah status - ostracised and damned - and slashed all contributions to Teflon Tony's faith foundations - specifically the Tony Bliar Benevolent Fund - and cut him off from all other previous donors inside the good ole US of A - which gels with perfect symmetry seeing the perjurious phoney is equally reviled across the length and breadth of the UK, where he served as prime minister for ten years.

But, to misquote the adage, love hath no fury like a cuckold scorned - especially a cantankerous old fart like Rupert - and more so to the point, who the fuck would want the likes of Bliar - for whom the truth's an anathema - slithering around their household alike the serpent of Eden?

Details of the love-struck Deng's diary, photocopied by money-grubbing maids at the California ranch, reveal she praised Bliar's bisexuality and his wrinkle-free legs and even his magic sphincter muscles gripping her fingers as she gave him a prostate massage.
More damning still were references of visits to a Carmel, Monterey pet shop where the 'couple' purchased a mix of hamsters, gerbils and guinea pigs to use in kinky felching games - a disgusting pastime that carries harsh RSPCA penalties and one allegedly picked up from Bliar's old pal, the vile stoat-coated Lord Scandalson of Fudgers Cross (aka Vermin in Ermine).

So the spank-eyed Wendi and despicable Tony are both in the top ten of Rupert's shit list since Deng's adulterous infidelity has resulted in Mudrock becoming an object of taunts, ridicule and scorn viz this extracurricular hanky panky with a two-timing fornicator like New Labour's champagne socialist, Bliar.

Mind you, who the fuck can blame Bliar (call me Miranda) getting it off with a super skanger like Deng when the saggy Cherie looks to be short of a couple of litres of industrial strength Botox and her cavernous gob lips flap around in the wind like a burst G800 radial tyre.

As to Deng herself, the product of low life origins, hailing from the People's Marxist Utopia of China's Wanking province, and a former singer with the now-outlawed Shanghai pop group, Falun & the Gongs.
Know to friends and family alike as a 'right opportunistic bitch' - and at college by the disparaging sobriquet of Clusterfuck Wendy due her addiction for ménage à trois three hole gang bangs.
Deng attended Cal State U where she composed her winning thesis, Dogging for Profit, then went on to fuck her way to being awarded a master’s degree in Slapperology at the Yale School for Gold-Digging. Not bad going when your sole assets are a tight bony ass, a pair of silicon-enhanced boobs and the fact you suck n swallow.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday 18 December 2014

Yorkshire Plods Win Delinquency Award

In today’s ‘Ultimate Evasion & Excuses’ officialdom cover-ups edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to this morning's Scarborough Shitraker tabloid, the graft and corruption-ridden Yorkshire Police have finally gone into penitent mode by fielding a litany of pathetic excuses - with the most outrageous being 'a missed opportunity' - to justify their deliberate criminal incompetence - or corrupt mishandling of evidence - and failure of their public duty to serve and protect the taxpaying public - especially safeguard 'against all odds' our collective future - the nation's youth - those hosts of innocent children whose 'innocent' was debauched and stolen by a cabal of untouchable vile deviant paedophile bastards.

So if you want today's real news from the manipulated media, then look beyond the main banner headline distraction story that now blames 'squirrels' for the global warming / climate change scam and read between the lines on the tucked away story of the Yorkshire Police's ex-Gammon Squad member, WPC Peppa Porker - formerly assigned to the Operation Hibiscus paedo abuse investigation before her recent fatal suicide - who suffered a bout of festive season moral conscience and turned whistleblower over the contrived official cover-up of child sexual abuse by Jimmy 'Septic' Savile and ex-Scarborough ice cream vendor 'Putrid Pete' Jaconelli.

Following PC Porker's affidavit-sworn Damascene moral epiphany, the corrupt and incompetent Yorkshire Plod Squad have since been forced to admit that opportunities to prosecute arch vulgarian DJ Jimmy Savile and 'Smelly' Jaconelli, the Town's former mayor, for child sex abuse were 'missed' due to police "organisational failure".

Hmmm, a likely story and sickening euphemism for criminal corruption, this 'organisational failure' excuse - when the reason was directly attributable to pressures from the Masonic secret handshake fraternity culture - 'and' the fact the supposed investigators were involved with the paedo rings themselves - and this venal P2 / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle kiddie fiddling cabal was allowed to prosper by security services as it generated a wealth of blackmail opportunities across the expanse of the socio-political arena.

North Yorkshire Police's Chief Superintendent Harry Scumm admitted that regardless of there being sufficient evidence to support the complaints and allegations from scores of rape and child sexual abuse victims, such had never been passed to the equally corrupt Freemason infested Crown Prosecution Service for evaluation and action - thanks to the corrupt obliging likes of Deputy Chief Constable Tim Maggotwick and the porcine Assistant Chief Constable, Susie 'Six Chins' Cross.

CS Scumm confided to one gutter press hack from the red top Coverups Gazette that "We couldn't go after our old pal Jimbo Savile cos apart from bein' a rankin' Mason, he woz a big mate of Prince Dobby's, the Royal Plant Whisperer - an' he used ter supply Chazzer an' his Royal Rudeness Dad, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, wiv tight arsed little orphans ter bugger ter death in the cellars at Balmoral."

"Plus apart from bein' the main Royal paedo factotum, Jimbo woz on first name terms wiv QE2 an' her Mum - the one wot got Lizzie ter give him a knighthood - an' the twat had more effin' awards an' medals than General Goerin' - an' believe me, yer didn't want ter get on the wrong side of that old cow, Lizzie Senior either, she woz a right bunny boilin' Satan worshippin' psycho herself."
"Plus don't ferget he woz thick as thieves wiv the Rothshite bankster's Kosher Nostra an' the Vatican Mafia cos he got an award off the Pope - that Kraut ex-Nazi one, Benny Ratflinger - wot give him the St Sodom's Sacred Key to the Latter Day Catamites - an' okayed his membership of the Shites of Malta."

"So from a practical point of view, even though there woz a stack of accusations against Savile an' Jaconelli an' a heap more of the VIP paedo shits wot ranged from gross indecency ter sexual assault ter rape - an' necrophilia - along wiv dog bumming at Jaconelli's Grotty Gromit Canine Kennels an' the unconfirmed incident of sheep shaggin' at Scarborough Petting Zoo (sic) - there woz no way ter arrest Savile on paedo charges, or gropin' patients at the Harold Shipman Centre fer Medical Excellence - or buggerin' corpses in the morgue at Leeds General Hospital's Freddy Patel Pathology Unit."

"I kid you not, the dog wanker woz untouchable an' protected from on high - Fuckingham Palace an' Downin' Street levels - an' it would have bin a case of 'Jim'll Fix Us' - wiv MI5's Increment thugs or the SAS's Force Recon unit shovin' us in one of them big black North Face holdalls wiv a polly bag over me fuckin' head if we had put the cuffs on him."

"An' that's where the craven name of national security comes inter the equation when yer got effin' whistleblowers snitchin' up false flag terrorist attacks like me old mucker Tony Farrell wot woz our Chief Intelligence Analyst an' got his arse fired fer claimin' that the official versions of the events of 9/11 woz bullshit an fingered MI5 an' Mossad fer doin' the 7/7 London Tube bombin's an' blamin' it all on that Mohammed al Patsy bloke wot come from Leeds - an' reckoned sinister elements of the civil service an' shadow government woz a greater threat ter our way of life here in Broken Britain than Islamic terrorism."

"Now we got this Melanie Shaw gobbin' her victim's head off ter the national press about all the kiddie fiddlin' an' snuff movie murders at the Beechwood Care Home in Nottingham wot's really got the council crowd paedo members of the Tapas Nine Kiddie Fiddlin' Club - past an' present - shittin' virtual kittens."
"Same as that Ben Fellows whistleblowin' twat wot Kenny Clarke took a bit of a fancy ter an' give his weddin' tackle a bit of a grope. That's why they gotta be gagged an' end up slapped wiv a strew of concocted offences ter stitch the fuckers up an' get them behind bars an' outa this alternative internet media's reach."

"So that's how it stands wiv institutional paedophile abuse. The PTB don't like their dirty secrets being known cos that's verboten - an' are gonna abuse the state apparatus - police / courts / social services ter achieve their corrupt criminal ends every effin' time some smart arsed member of the public - or police - comes challengin' the power of the state apparatus."

"That's why the Devil-worshippin' Masons involved wiv this national paedophile ring have got their own people - sub rosa - inter positions of statutory power over children in care - hence the corrupt secret family courts an' kiddie snatchin' social service Stasi woz created ter cater ter supplyin' them wiv sprogs ter abuse an' murder in ritual blood sacrifices."

What it all comes down to at the end of the day is this: We, der untermenschen - the useless eating voting demographic, aka The Common Herd Public, will no longer be fobbed off or appeased with apologies viz bullshit excuses of 'missed opportunities'. We want this institutionalised national scale scandalous child sexual abuse (Westminster / Rochdale / Rotherham / Aberdeen etc et al) and its Satan worship / occultist Black mass blood sacrifice cabal of nonces rooting out, arresting and prosecuting.

We shall not be satisfied until the law is changed to make the punishment fit the crime and these bastards flayed alive - or better still burned at the stake - as a dire straits warning to the other Biblical abominations that infest all levels of our society - from the street sweepers to market stalls to orphanages to local authorities to Parliament and the despicable Hooray Henry joke referred to as the Lords - and the Royal palaces where reside the privilege-abusing inbred mutant mongrel parasite class whose exaggerated sense of divine entitlement is a curse on our society.

Further, the Tory's transvestite Home Secretary, 'Testosterone Terry' May should be positively 'bitch slapped' for her egregious handling of this entire affair to date and listen to the voice of public sentiment now abroad on the wind.
She speaks of extending the remit of her perpetually stalled Independent Panel Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse to investigate the 60's and 70's kiddie fiddling charges back to the 50's and 40's - and the dawn of fucking time for that matter - as this abuse has been going on for what horologists refer to as 'a very long time'.

What we require is the governing parameters of the inquiry being extended the other way - to the present day - as this purported 60's / 70's PIE-affiliated paedo abuse ring was no simple historic 60's / 70's pederast abuse phenomenon or aberration and did not simply go away when the Tory's sprog-strangling sodomite PM Ted Heath croaked and the Paedophile Information Exchange sank in a shit storm broadside of sordid scandal.
It was - and still is - in existence and as vile as ever today as it was then - albeit now concealed in deeper shadows - a Ninth Circle / Masonic secret handshake fraternity paedophile cult that still operates with impunity.

Conversely the Botox-deficient May might be a wee bit busy right now and was unavailable for comment as of going to press due kick starting the search for the 174,000 illegal aliens her inept Tory-run Home Office seem to have lost track of.

Thought for the day. Doubtless that every fucker and their dog has taken note of the facts that in every instance of Plod Squad failure viz investigations, arrests and prosecutions regarding child sexual abuse (and snuffing the damaged little blighters) the common threads are Freemasonry 'and' intervention by the secret police to gag victims / whistleblowers that would dare upset the establishment status quo by either stitching them up on some false criminal charge or simply murdering them. (Ref David Kelly, Jill Dando, Robert Green, Melanie Shaw, Chris Spivey, Ben Fellows ... the incarceration / body count list is nigh on endless.

Thus Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct soundbite format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

To wit, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 16 December 2014

Bonkers Tories Ban Soixante-Neuf Sex

In this morning’s 'Ultimate Killjoy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The joke has been kicking around since Christ knows when - perhaps the time of JC - and more likely before that: if money-grubbing governments could figure out a way to impose a tax on sex then they would.

Well, obviously the Tory contingent of the Con-Dem coalition have given up with the incompetent HMRC gang getting their act together on that score - and protests from their Lib-Dum coalition partners besides - have decided to slap a verboten / illegal label on most of the 'best bits' of carnal foreplay in the hope of such being a deterrent for penetrative sex too - and into this Devil's due bargain take a simultaneous broadside swipe at fulfilling the Agenda 21 population control conspiracy targets to cut the numbers of useless eaters - all of which adds up to extra bonus brownie points on the carbon credits cap n trade exchange bourse.

Yep, it's Posh Dave Scameron and the Nasty Party Tories at it again - the same political bodgers who replaced Britain's prefix of Great with the current Broken and after nigh on five years in office the entire UK economy and job scene are still arse over tit.

But here again we are treated to a stellar display of amateurs posing as professionals and if the propaganda isn't doing the job then simply hit the socio-political distraction button and get our criminal security services to launch another of their false flag operations and put the blame on Mohammed al Patsy and his hapless madrassa mates.

Obviously this gang of morons can't get their act together to field a no-nonsense, zero conflict of interest 'transparent' / public accountability inquiry into historic child sex abuse allegations charged against a nasty - and homicidal - Westminster based paedophile ring comprised of Tory cabinet ministers with a fetish for snuffing their post-sodomised catamites, but have opted for pushing a legislation bill to ban all manner of what they term 'deviant' sexual acts in the filming of porno movies - or as photos in BD/SM magazines.

Thus no more big pairs of knockers with pierced nipples and covered with drips of scorching hot candle wax on Page 3 of the Daily Shitraker or Wankers Gazette. An end to alfresco dogging flicks on the late night adult Onanist Channel - with three hole sex scenes slashed and a ban on 69 combo fellatio / cunnilingus - which obviously equates as heralding a death sentence for rimming scenes too.

If this is the best pre-Christmas 'let's all look busy to justify our overpaid existence' legislation effort Pelindaba Dave can come up with to keep the two-day per week House of Conmans on its toes, then his sex life with the snow-snorting Sammy must be one boring missionary style 'on n off' premature ejaculation farce.
Really, what the fuck are these politico idiots up to - assuming the moral high ground in the run-up to next May's general election?

In the 1980's cabinet level criminal elements (Carington's Nonce Club) of Slaggie Twatcher's Nasty Party government directed the Plod Squad's Special Branch and security services to block investigations into a bevy of child sex abuse scandals - after they stooped to decriminalising what the Bible's Old Testament categorically labels as 'unnatural acts of homosexual sodomy' in 1967 and 'almost' - with the help of Harriet Harman - succeeded in up-ending the Indecency with Children Act 1960 and lowering the age of sexual consent to nursery level to reconcile with the perverted demands of their PIE / Ninth Circle Masonic secret handshake fraternity pederast brothers.

And now, under Scameron's leadership the Nasty Party - in the hope of winning the 'fudger vote' - have thrown God's moral law to the vagaries of the four winds to bestow their blessings on same sex marriage.

Hmmm, once upon a generation or two ago it was a behind closed doors sin, and cottaging a criminal offence (ask ex-New Labour PM / war criminal Tony 'Charles Lytton' Bliar about that one) now these deviants are out in alfresco display. So from Sodomite's Shame (acts Biblically condemned - by none other than God Himself - 'and' the Sexual Offences Act 1956) - with the hand of the Devil in the details - or the small print footnotes - we have evolved to Gay Pride.

For the record and by coincidence alone, we see same sex marriages being legitimised in Bonny Scotland this very day - with the first church wedding of 'Jocks in frocks' happy couple, Adam & Steve.
But enough said of treacherous Caledonia - engaged in the seditious act of breaking away from the UK - to be governed by a cabal of deviant Speculative Society nonces in tartan skirts and their apologist / protectors - and in the process making a total 'treasonous' fuck of the Union Jack's geometric colour scheme.

So while the Librarian-Dummercrats leader, Deputy PM Nick Clegg, might well remonstrate with Cabbage Patch Dave over this topsy turvy decision to 'sanitise' (Que? WTF?) porno movies by criminalising muff munching between heterosexual and / or homosexual (poufters and dykes) partners - along with golden showers, acts of fisting 'and' the use of 'donkey dick' sized dildos.
So what the fuck is the situation with a jolly good old romping ménage à trois clusterfuck - does such also come under Scameron's 'verboten' heading?

While Julian Huppert, the Lib Dum MP for Cambridge, tabled a House of Conmans motion calling for the new rules to be annulled as such would knock the guts out of the money-spinning porno industry and blue movie market, this ban on erotic acts has sparked none other than a raunchy Parliament Square 'face-sitting' protest, with participants engaging in sexual positions that involve contact between 'the tongue and parts of the groin' (sic) - commonly referred to as the 'cock' (M) or 'snatch' (F) - aka 'muff diving'.

Huppert opined to one guttter press hack from Spank-a-Rama magazine that "Obviously Scameron and the Tory crowd are taking a cue from the Japanese hard core porn movie industry, where the sex organs are fuzzed over and the bitch getting gang banged by a bunch of Yakuza heavies simply lies there making squeaking noises - like the footage of those unfortunate Arab bints being waterboarded by a bunch of CIA Renta Thug proxies at Abu Ghraib Prison."

Conversely while Coalition Lib-Dum partner Nick Clegg might well be opposed to the Tory ban, Labour's wunderking juvenile leader, 'Gangnam Ed' Millipede, took time off from reading his latest Wallace & Gromit film script and actually agreed with Scameron - claiming that face-sitting is disgusting and made him sick on the singular occasion wife Justine tried to introduce him to the sensual pleasures of oral sex, tossed her ample buttocks over his face and said "eat this, Eddie" - then got carried away with orgasmic bliss, broke wind and almost gassed him.

Thought for the day. So this ill-thought legislation is to include BD/SM activities too - and a ban on spankies. Obviously that's not going to go down too well with the likes of ex-FIA / Formula One supremo Max 'Me Dad's A Nazi' Mosley - or the Nasty Party's very own train fare dodging Tory MP for Cheshire's up-market Tatton: Chancellor Georgie Osborne - an outed snort n spankies aficionado and regular client at Madam McLashers Chelsea-based 'discipline clinic'.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 13 December 2014

Woolwich Terrorist Attack: False Flag Outrage

Woolwich 22/5/2013 Terrorist Attack: a False Flag Outrage

https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/signatures/17295587/verify/oymXkzl4c6Ms0fl81WQ

The above-pasted government e-petitions application which would automatically trigger a Parliamentary inquiry into the Woolwich false flag terrorist operation once a 100,000 signatures were logged, has been rejected by Downing Street as 'frivolous' - which, per the refusal by the Labour's Tony Bliar-led government for an inquiry into the 7/7 false flag terrorist attack, tells a story in itself.

Regardless, the brilliantly researched documented / photographic evidence that the Woolwich terrorist attack on the cryptical Drummer Lee Rigby - aka 'The Squaddie Who Never Was' - is a badly scripted state-sponsored / security services set-up using useful idiot B actors - with the two MI5 stooge ‘Michaels’ as patsies – and presented in a sequence of brilliant evolving articles on Chris Spivey’s weblog: http://chrisspivey.org/

This evidence Chris intends to present to Scotland Yard in a bid to force their hand to investigate the meticulously documented false flag allegation.
Conversely, as it is believed the Woolwich deceit involves various government departments, then the police are as suspect as MI5 / MI6, 10 Downing Street - plus Uncle Tom Cobly and all.

This isn't just about Woolwich and 7/7 - and by connection 9/11 - but putting the brakes on these cheap and out of control security service bastards before they explode an ISIS nuke on our doorstep or kick Agenda 21 into top gear to decimate our collective number with Ebola 2 or some equally noxious nasties.

Hence as the government e-petitions option has been refused and thus deny the public the right to know the truth we are petitioning via the 'CARE 2 PETITIONS' website to generate 100,000 signatures which has the same potential to instigate an open Parliamentary inquiry to evaluate this evidence Chris has researched and compiled with the integrity and scruples the public are entitled to expect from their elected representatives, and report their findings to the House of Conmans assembly devoid of ambiguities and free of all D Notice interests of national security encumbrances and impediments.

To wit, we collectively have the power to create change by generating the critical mass awareness and outrage necessary to provoke a 'backs to the wall' challenge to this corrupt government system that has commissioned its corrupt Plod Squad and social services to act in a joint harassment and intimidation campaign against Chris and his family, to shut down his Woolwich false flag crime expose by expediting his repeated arrests on concocted charges, seizing personal property, smashing in doors and windows - and most venal of all - claiming Chris is a sex offender threat to his beloved infant grandson - with the bent social service trolls scheming 24/7 how to snatch the child and inflict maximum emotional damage.

Care 2 petition website URL for the 'Woolwich 22/5/2013 Terrorist Attack a False Flag Outrage' now listed below:

LOG ON TO IT - READ IT - THEN SIGN IT

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/118/923/034/woolwich-2252013-terrorist-attack-a-false-flag-outrage/#sign

Friday 12 December 2014

Scally Sprogs? Bring Back the Lash

In this morning’s ‘Spank or Scold Paradox' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Once again the debate rages - but more at smoulder-splutter-smoke than blazing inferno - with the argument still short on science yet high on moral rhetoric - and childless liberal do-gooders (menopausal old bags), devoid of the rug rat rearing experience themselves, all hell bent on introducing restrictive legislation that will directly affect families with wilful children who like to push the envelope limits to the Nth degree regarding unacceptable behaviour by running amok, throwing a life crisis hissy fit or Force 8 tantrum when told to quit texting cyberpals on Twitter and eat their main course five a day veggies - or the dog gets their rhubarb crumble and custard dessert.

The UN's Inter-Families Working Group - consisting of 35 'experts' (sic) from 12 countries, with more degrees than an industrial thermometer: 21 PhDs, 7 MsCs, 9 MAs and 5 MPHs - after a full twelve month study are still unable to agree what defines 'enough' or 'too much' discipline when admonishing a child's anti-social conduct.
Simply say 'naughty' in a commanding tone - and watch them do it again - or bawl at the little fuckers in your best Sergeant Major voice - or give them a Doctor Spock slap on the wrist and risk an assault charge - or dish out a Dickensian style Wackford Squeers 'Thrash-a-Thon' with your best birch cane or riding crop - and the parameters set on drawing blood?

Tory MP Edward Timpson, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Children and Families, opined to a gutter press hack from the red top Martinets Gazette tabloid that "I do realise our society has perhaps evolved in the wrong direction from the strictures of the Victorian code whereby children should be seen and not heard, but where do we draw a line in the sand? Unfriend naughty children until they learn to behave or cast them out totally - ostracised and banished as they still do in Third World tribal communities - a social pariah with a neighbourhood banning order on their pointy little heads?"

"Or do we take the stricter corporal punishment route, as per some Islamic states and stone the blighters so their contemporary would-be offenders get the message loud and clear?"
"Of course we could always revert to Jersey's Haut de la Garenne child care home solution of dealing with delinquent sprogs - send them off for a sail on Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht to get their erring arses buggered - then strangled and tossed over the side to feed the little fishies."

Conversely Ron McScrote, director of the National Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Children, prefers the tried and tested Spartan method. "As the old maxim goes: 'spare the rod and spoil the child'. Per Timpson's views on smacking children when they're naughty and unrepentant - his Haut de la Garenne remedy is dead right. Flay the living shit out of the little bastards then flog their useless carcasses to the local eastern European sex trafficking pikey gangs."

The UN's Inter-Families Working Group's report lists potential therapies to both preclude 'and' redress chronic and unrepentant bad behaviour in use around the globe.
Mista Winnebago Jaffacake, headmaster of Nigeria's prestigious WogaWogaland Academy for Bell Curve Deficiency related that "If pupils here give my teachers any old lip and start waving their machetes around then they get only one single warning and the next time we sell them to Boko Haram or Joseph Kony for their Child Army Regiments."

Likewise Sheikh Fizzy al-Kaseltzer, Imam of the Mecca-based Isis Jolly Jihadi College for Semtex Studies, has a similar palliative for unruly behaviour. "If they start playing up like some infidel maggot from the Great Satan then I make them stand in the corner of the school playground wearing a suicide vest with a mercury switch detonator trigger. That gets them focused and disciplined very quickly. And if they do start fidgeting around and go Ka-Boom - well, I blame the parents for not bringing their kids up properly at home."

Jesuit Arsebishop Seamus McBagpuss, Dean of the St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites, told media hacks "Years ago I used ter cure utterances of bad language from pupils by washin' their filthy gobs out with battery acid, but nowadays the scumbags just tell their teachers an' spiritual advisors ter go fuck spiders an' then call the bloody police on their mobile phones an' start accusin' us of all manner of sexual offences. Really, what the fuck is the world comin' ter when the Vatican's Men in Black are prohibited from bummin' cheeky altar boys an' paedophilia ceases ter be a predator sport an' gets re-classified as a crime?"

Well so much for the view from the barbarians' corner. But while on the subject of barbarians, one solution for parents who have simply 'had enough' would be to get on the phone to your local privatised, profit motivated child-snatching social services who run commissions-generating Renta-Waif foster and adoption programmes, all administered by ego-driven / power mad control freaks who'll take the kids off your hands faster than shit through a goose.

However, parents opting for this easy-out solution should be forewarned that these Common Purpose trained SS morons are guilty of repeated instances of corruptly concocting evidence of child abuse - or threats to child safety - to justify tearing loving families asunder by stealing the kids to boost their performance bonus payments - which to common sense and logic alone equates as child trafficking.

Juxtaposed to freshly disciplined kids grassing up their Mum n Dad to the Plod Squad or social services after copping a dose of sore arsed parental abuse, the likes of Tory Chancellor George 'Mr Bean' Osborne and ex-FIA / Formula One supremo Max 'Me Dad's a Nazi' Mosley are rumoured to revel in the sado-masochistic practice of spankies and actually pay good money to attend a dominatrix BD/SM dungeon - to snort a couple of lines of Columbian snow - then get their arses paddled raw.

So, go on, political correctness be damned and thrown to the capricious vagaries of the four winds. Give the little twats a good clout - or if you don't want to run the risk of them jumping on their cellphone and reporting you to the local Plod Squad for assault - or human rights abuse by grounding them - or worse still - depriving them of their life's blood smart phone or X-Box, just call up Essex Castle Point Council Social Services, the experts in the corrupt and contrived art of child snatching - (http://chrisspivey.org/proof-of-the-social-services-agenda-to-steal-clayton/) / (http://chrisspivey.org/this-day-in-history-claytons-day/) - who'll take charge of your erring sprogs 'and' give you a 15% share of their placement commission bonus when they have the little blighter (s) fostered or adopted by some fudging Tory cabinet minister with a Satanic fetish for child molesting - or sold off to Portugal's Tapas Nine Paedophile Club for ritual Satanic blood sacrifice.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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