Yorkshire Plods Win Delinquency Award

In today’s ‘Ultimate Evasion & Excuses’ officialdom cover-ups edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to this morning's Scarborough Shitraker tabloid, the graft and corruption-ridden Yorkshire Police have finally gone into penitent mode by fielding a litany of pathetic excuses - with the most outrageous being 'a missed opportunity' - to justify their deliberate criminal incompetence - or corrupt mishandling of evidence - and failure of their public duty to serve and protect the taxpaying public - especially safeguard 'against all odds' our collective future - the nation's youth - those hosts of innocent children whose 'innocent' was debauched and stolen by a cabal of untouchable vile deviant paedophile bastards.

So if you want today's real news from the manipulated media, then look beyond the main banner headline distraction story that now blames 'squirrels' for the global warming / climate change scam and read between the lines on the tucked away story of the Yorkshire Police's ex-Gammon Squad member, WPC Peppa Porker - formerly assigned to the Operation Hibiscus paedo abuse investigation before her recent fatal suicide - who suffered a bout of festive season moral conscience and turned whistleblower over the contrived official cover-up of child sexual abuse by Jimmy 'Septic' Savile and ex-Scarborough ice cream vendor 'Putrid Pete' Jaconelli.

Following PC Porker's affidavit-sworn Damascene moral epiphany, the corrupt and incompetent Yorkshire Plod Squad have since been forced to admit that opportunities to prosecute arch vulgarian DJ Jimmy Savile and 'Smelly' Jaconelli, the Town's former mayor, for child sex abuse were 'missed' due to police "organisational failure".

Hmmm, a likely story and sickening euphemism for criminal corruption, this 'organisational failure' excuse - when the reason was directly attributable to pressures from the Masonic secret handshake fraternity culture - 'and' the fact the supposed investigators were involved with the paedo rings themselves - and this venal P2 / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle kiddie fiddling cabal was allowed to prosper by security services as it generated a wealth of blackmail opportunities across the expanse of the socio-political arena.

North Yorkshire Police's Chief Superintendent Harry Scumm admitted that regardless of there being sufficient evidence to support the complaints and allegations from scores of rape and child sexual abuse victims, such had never been passed to the equally corrupt Freemason infested Crown Prosecution Service for evaluation and action - thanks to the corrupt obliging likes of Deputy Chief Constable Tim Maggotwick and the porcine Assistant Chief Constable, Susie 'Six Chins' Cross.

CS Scumm confided to one gutter press hack from the red top Coverups Gazette that "We couldn't go after our old pal Jimbo Savile cos apart from bein' a rankin' Mason, he woz a big mate of Prince Dobby's, the Royal Plant Whisperer - an' he used ter supply Chazzer an' his Royal Rudeness Dad, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, wiv tight arsed little orphans ter bugger ter death in the cellars at Balmoral."

"Plus apart from bein' the main Royal paedo factotum, Jimbo woz on first name terms wiv QE2 an' her Mum - the one wot got Lizzie ter give him a knighthood - an' the twat had more effin' awards an' medals than General Goerin' - an' believe me, yer didn't want ter get on the wrong side of that old cow, Lizzie Senior either, she woz a right bunny boilin' Satan worshippin' psycho herself."
"Plus don't ferget he woz thick as thieves wiv the Rothshite bankster's Kosher Nostra an' the Vatican Mafia cos he got an award off the Pope - that Kraut ex-Nazi one, Benny Ratflinger - wot give him the St Sodom's Sacred Key to the Latter Day Catamites - an' okayed his membership of the Shites of Malta."

"So from a practical point of view, even though there woz a stack of accusations against Savile an' Jaconelli an' a heap more of the VIP paedo shits wot ranged from gross indecency ter sexual assault ter rape - an' necrophilia - along wiv dog bumming at Jaconelli's Grotty Gromit Canine Kennels an' the unconfirmed incident of sheep shaggin' at Scarborough Petting Zoo (sic) - there woz no way ter arrest Savile on paedo charges, or gropin' patients at the Harold Shipman Centre fer Medical Excellence - or buggerin' corpses in the morgue at Leeds General Hospital's Freddy Patel Pathology Unit."

"I kid you not, the dog wanker woz untouchable an' protected from on high - Fuckingham Palace an' Downin' Street levels - an' it would have bin a case of 'Jim'll Fix Us' - wiv MI5's Increment thugs or the SAS's Force Recon unit shovin' us in one of them big black North Face holdalls wiv a polly bag over me fuckin' head if we had put the cuffs on him."

"An' that's where the craven name of national security comes inter the equation when yer got effin' whistleblowers snitchin' up false flag terrorist attacks like me old mucker Tony Farrell wot woz our Chief Intelligence Analyst an' got his arse fired fer claimin' that the official versions of the events of 9/11 woz bullshit an fingered MI5 an' Mossad fer doin' the 7/7 London Tube bombin's an' blamin' it all on that Mohammed al Patsy bloke wot come from Leeds - an' reckoned sinister elements of the civil service an' shadow government woz a greater threat ter our way of life here in Broken Britain than Islamic terrorism."

"Now we got this Melanie Shaw gobbin' her victim's head off ter the national press about all the kiddie fiddlin' an' snuff movie murders at the Beechwood Care Home in Nottingham wot's really got the council crowd paedo members of the Tapas Nine Kiddie Fiddlin' Club - past an' present - shittin' virtual kittens."
"Same as that Ben Fellows whistleblowin' twat wot Kenny Clarke took a bit of a fancy ter an' give his weddin' tackle a bit of a grope. That's why they gotta be gagged an' end up slapped wiv a strew of concocted offences ter stitch the fuckers up an' get them behind bars an' outa this alternative internet media's reach."

"So that's how it stands wiv institutional paedophile abuse. The PTB don't like their dirty secrets being known cos that's verboten - an' are gonna abuse the state apparatus - police / courts / social services ter achieve their corrupt criminal ends every effin' time some smart arsed member of the public - or police - comes challengin' the power of the state apparatus."

"That's why the Devil-worshippin' Masons involved wiv this national paedophile ring have got their own people - sub rosa - inter positions of statutory power over children in care - hence the corrupt secret family courts an' kiddie snatchin' social service Stasi woz created ter cater ter supplyin' them wiv sprogs ter abuse an' murder in ritual blood sacrifices."

What it all comes down to at the end of the day is this: We, der untermenschen - the useless eating voting demographic, aka The Common Herd Public, will no longer be fobbed off or appeased with apologies viz bullshit excuses of 'missed opportunities'. We want this institutionalised national scale scandalous child sexual abuse (Westminster / Rochdale / Rotherham / Aberdeen etc et al) and its Satan worship / occultist Black mass blood sacrifice cabal of nonces rooting out, arresting and prosecuting.

We shall not be satisfied until the law is changed to make the punishment fit the crime and these bastards flayed alive - or better still burned at the stake - as a dire straits warning to the other Biblical abominations that infest all levels of our society - from the street sweepers to market stalls to orphanages to local authorities to Parliament and the despicable Hooray Henry joke referred to as the Lords - and the Royal palaces where reside the privilege-abusing inbred mutant mongrel parasite class whose exaggerated sense of divine entitlement is a curse on our society.

Further, the Tory's transvestite Home Secretary, 'Testosterone Terry' May should be positively 'bitch slapped' for her egregious handling of this entire affair to date and listen to the voice of public sentiment now abroad on the wind.
She speaks of extending the remit of her perpetually stalled Independent Panel Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse to investigate the 60's and 70's kiddie fiddling charges back to the 50's and 40's - and the dawn of fucking time for that matter - as this abuse has been going on for what horologists refer to as 'a very long time'.

What we require is the governing parameters of the inquiry being extended the other way - to the present day - as this purported 60's / 70's PIE-affiliated paedo abuse ring was no simple historic 60's / 70's pederast abuse phenomenon or aberration and did not simply go away when the Tory's sprog-strangling sodomite PM Ted Heath croaked and the Paedophile Information Exchange sank in a shit storm broadside of sordid scandal.
It was - and still is - in existence and as vile as ever today as it was then - albeit now concealed in deeper shadows - a Ninth Circle / Masonic secret handshake fraternity paedophile cult that still operates with impunity.

Conversely the Botox-deficient May might be a wee bit busy right now and was unavailable for comment as of going to press due kick starting the search for the 174,000 illegal aliens her inept Tory-run Home Office seem to have lost track of.

Thought for the day. Doubtless that every fucker and their dog has taken note of the facts that in every instance of Plod Squad failure viz investigations, arrests and prosecutions regarding child sexual abuse (and snuffing the damaged little blighters) the common threads are Freemasonry 'and' intervention by the secret police to gag victims / whistleblowers that would dare upset the establishment status quo by either stitching them up on some false criminal charge or simply murdering them. (Ref David Kelly, Jill Dando, Robert Green, Melanie Shaw, Chris Spivey, Ben Fellows ... the incarceration / body count list is nigh on endless.

Thus Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct soundbite format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

To wit, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

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