'Coverups Willie' Finally Exposed

In today’s ‘Enhanced Coverups’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in paedophile scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Met Plod Squad detectives running the multi-pronged Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigation have informed media hacks they are finally ready to arrest and charge a top cabinet rank Tory who ordered police to scrap an inquiry into a Westminster VIP politico sex abuse ring, circa 1980 - but have been hampered in their efforts as the suspect conveniently died back in 1999.

Twatcher Conservative government cabinet member, 'Wigwam Willie' Shitelaw, in his 1979 to 1983 capacity as Home Secretary, ordered senior Metropolitan Police officers to quash a year-long investigation into a gang of rabid royals and Parliamentary politicos accused of sexually abusing hundreds of children on 'lecher loan' from care homes in Liverpool to Wrexham to London, the youngest of whom was six.

This criminal intervention by Shitelaw, the halitosis-stricken deputy prime minister, occurred in 1980 following revelations in the Nonce Busters Gazette that police and prosecutors were considering 350 offences against a PIE-connected pederast gang for supplying politicians, prominent lawyers, film stars and BBC DJs with a steady stream of young boys to violate as bum fodder at the elite Barnes-based Elm Guest House Buggery Club and the equally noxious Portland Place, Dolphin Square and Cedra Court sodomite / snuff movie dens.

The report, published on July 7th 1980, revealed the Plod Squad had passed evidence to the Director of Public Prosecutions and that a bevy of household names, along with royal faces, MPs, Lords, TV personalities and singers, female impersonators etc, could face arrest and prosecution for sexual molestation and sodomy charge offences against underage boys.

Ron McScrote, the journalist who penned the expose, claims that within hours of it hitting the presses he was summoned by A10 police officers to an interview at their anti-corruption branch HQ at Tintagel House in Vauxhall and threatened with prosecution under the Official Secrets Act (probably another bogus D Notice waved in front of his face) - with further sinister implications that he could well fall victim to an assisted suicide and be found desanguinated, wrists slashed and propped up against a tree in the Grassy Knoll Woods - the same as his whistle-blower source - a serving Plod Squad officer with a moral conscience.

Hmmm, so Westminster VIP kiddie fiddling is actually classed as an 'interests of national security' official secret? Well, with the likes of the Royal Family and Downing Street cabinet members mutually implicated in a vile catamite buggery ring then it's not the type of scandal they want broadcasting to the common herd lest such incite a flash mob reaction and bloody revolution.

And that folks was Tory grandee Willie Shitelaw - aka the Nonce from Nairn (oh yes, another Scottish paedo) - who reigned as Tory Home Secretary from 1979 to 83 then handed the Coverups Portfolio on to his successor - none other than his Masonic brother at the Royal Alpha Lodge No. 16 - the notorious Paedo File shredding Leon 'Combover' Brittan.

For the record, both Shitehall and Brittan were alumni of Trinity College, Cambridge - infamous for its output of Red Mole Soviet spies and alcoholic homo-pederasts - and Shitelaw was as thick as thieves (sic) with his big pals Lord Georgie 'Curb Crawler' Wigg, Lord 'Bob the Blob' Boothby and the cross-dressing analist rake, Tom 'Cynthia' Driberg (aka Baron Badwell) - collectively a trio of raving bisexual fudgers cum pederasts - and all blackmailed to hell and back by the East End Kray Twin crime syndicate 'and' the KGB.

As to 'Lecherous Leon' Brittan, in his waste of time tenure as Home Secretary, a little birdie snitch claims that upon semi-recovering from the shock and awe trauma of reading the content of the mega-page 'Paedo File' compiled and submitted for action by Geoffrey Dickens MP (in which Brittan's name appeared) he sought out the counsel of none other than the sinister cross party political puppeteer / meddler and media gatekeeper, the corpulent and corrupt Baron Aby 'Two Dinners' Goodman, a habitué of the Dolphin Square depraved Bacchanalian kiddie fiddling orgies - yet another shirt-lifting Cambridge alumni with a taste for little boys and an embezzling shitbag to boot - who promptly advised 'losing' Dickens' damning dossier - and sooner more so than later.

To return to Wigwam Willie and further add to his ignominy, it was he who, in 1980, slammed the lid, at Twatcher's behest, on the public / media exposure of the incriminating evidence uncovered by the Leeds Plod Squad detectives of Jimmy Savile's venal connections to serial killer / rapist / necrophiliac Peter Sutcliffe, aka the Yorkshire Ripper.

Yet another sex scandal qualifying for a D Notice / Official Secrets Act gagging order? More vice and turpitude brushed under that soiled carpet we refer to as 'history'?

But behind closed doors 'Charlie Coverups' was Willie's disparaging sobriquet - and not just involving child sexual abuse and their ritual Satanic Black Mass blood sacrifice murders by his Masonic fraternity brothers - such as the venal catamite strangling Tory PM, Ted Heath.

To his eternal damnation and shame Willie conspired with the venal Vatican / Roman Catholic Church and Chief Constable Graham Shillington, head honcho of the Royal Ulster Constabulary, to cover up the involvement of Irish paedo-priest, Fr James Chesney, in the 1972 Claudy, Londonderry indiscriminate IRA bomb blast which killed nine innocent people, including a wee eight-year-old girl.

So let not appearances deceive - for to break tradition and speak ill of the dead - the bluff, genial, lovable Willie Shitelaw was, on reflection and in all truth, an utter dog wanker and proverbial cunt - an ardent royalist stooge who slithered into the Nasty Party political circle to serve their self interest agenda, in exchange for no more than the occasional 'good dog' pat on the head.

Thought for the day. Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers - to get people refusing to accept or believe what the state-controlled gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - and start using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to begin thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

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