Thursday 23 March 2023

Chazzer’s Coronation - or Archie’s Birthday?

Meghan Mongoose and Prince Harry have been warned by veteran royal commentator - and King Chazzer's most trusted royal equerry - Sir Dinsdale Scrotestrangler - that they are on a downhill path to becoming very unhappy – a chronic condition of being socially shunned - and viewed as even more insignificant in the greater scheme of global acclaim - versus mortal folly and shame - than they are right now.

Sir Dinsdale, the 23rd hereditary Earl of Scrotestrangler Castle and adjoining vast estate lands, opined to a gathering of his fellow Masonic Knights in attendance for their regular weekly  ‘fish n chips’ nosh-up supper night at his Warwickshire-based seat, that the Duke and Slutchess of Sussex could be set to face a similar 'shunning' situation which Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson experienced back in the miserable ‘between the wars’ days of the 1930’s.

“Good grief, young Harry was lucky the Boss didn’t have him strangled at birth, as the Plantagenet dynasty visited on the bastard breed cuckoos that got laid in their royal nests.”

“He should simply have kept his ginger-mingin Hewitt head low and lived out the cosy life of being the Spare – expected to do fuck all of any significance – play soldiers and fly around in choppers with a couple of 22 SAS troopers guarding his ranga arse - just snorting coke, playing polo, and gargling cocktails all day long – when not otherwise pre-occupied groping the domestic staff.”

The analogy between King Eddy 8-Ball, and Prince Harry, first of his name, of House Hewitt, Duke of Self-Delusion, is one of both wanting to be popular with the public – lots of little flag-waving admirers and cheers – while at the same time sporting an air of withdrawal and mystery, and embracing their delusionary need for privacy - yet to all intents and purposes, acting in the manner of a pair of rip-off, money-grubbing grifters.

Conversely, Eddy Baby was given the choice of stepping down as the UK's head of state in December 1936 - to marry divorcee playgirl Wallis Simpson, when he was asked to pick between commitment to ruling from the Throne of Albion – and this floozy American slut who enticed men round to her will by performing the erotic art of fellatio on them – with a mouthful of ice cubes - while sticking her fingers up the back passage and stimulating their prostate.

This ‘addiction-forming’ sexual fetish game - was rumoured to be the cause of Eddy 8 affecting a tip-toe posture condition, appearing to walk on hot coals.

As to burgeoning speculation, driven by the vampire mass media and gutter press gossip, viz the ‘spoiled brat dynamic duo’ - Harry and Meghan - attending King Chazzer’s coronation in May – their son Archibald Hewitt’s birthday coincidentally falls on the same day, and they are rumoured to be demanding front line seats in Worstmonster Abbey – and the thirty-strong castrato boy choir to perform ‘Happy Birthday, Prince Archie’ – to the accompaniment of flashing disco lights, and a rip-roaring Busby Berkeley display of bare leg-kicking dancing girls – plus balloons ‘and’ fireworks - before their rendition of ‘God Save the King’.

The Sussex camp’s publicity agents are locked in negotiations over the terms of their attendance - as typical of past instances of abuse of privilege and their anomalous exaggerated sense of entitlement - the pair want assurances on their various demands and pre-mentioned requests – specifically how prominent a role they will play – and their Shitflix film crews able to dominate all areas of the Cathedral - to catch the best shots of an egocentric Meghan – and Harry in his new Nazi Reichsführer uniform - and son Archie’s birthday being treated with the same element of conspicuous prominence and respect - as King Dobby’s coronation.

Per contra, it is unclear whether the Royal Family inner circle and their advisors – specifically the official oversight likes of Sir Dinsdale Scrotestrangler - will agree to the Sussexes' demands.

Thus the monarchy is drawing up two versions of the Coronation plan – one that does not include Meghan and Harry’s presence – or that of birthday boy Archie - and a second where they do attend – sit in the back row – sans Shitflix camera crews - and simply shut the fuck up.

Oh my, here we have a perfect example of what their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege manifests as, when ego surpasses intellect.

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Friday 17 March 2023

Tally-Ho! Let’s Get Boris!

What a perfect example of our Worstminster Parliament’s concept of ‘British Fair Play’, with the Lower House of Conmans kowtowing to, and providing a thumbs-up okay, to this ‘tally-ho, chaps’ witch hunt, organised by treacherous cross-party elements – specifically Labour and the Lib-Dums – and the Upper House of Frauds doss pit – all gleefully acquiescing with the proposed ‘Let’s Get Bonkers Boris’ persecution, at the hands of this kangaroo court Privileges Committee inquisition.

Further, due the fact this travesty accords with the current corrupt distraction agenda being promoted by the political establishment, and supported by the blob and pango breed mainstream media – once proudly titled the Fourth Estate - but no more - due the fact no fucker or their dog is calling it out – for what it is – payback, in the form of a cynical stitch-up, against Boris, for pulling off his brilliant ‘fuck Brussels’ Brexit campaign.

This Privileges Committee witch hunt against Boris - the last Prime Minister to be elected by the common herd’s popular vote - will explode into public view on the afternoon of March 22, when he is interrogated - with hot irons - live on the goggle box tv – down in the Palace of Worstminster dungeons – and by a holier-than-thou kangaroo court predetermined to drive a stake through the heart of his political career.

Allies of ex-Tory henchman, Domino Scummings, and the incumbent Tory Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak - and too the entire Labour Hypocrisy Party opposition - are united in this attempt to finally defeat – and disgrace - the one man who they know has the animal cunning and socio-political popularity to beat the hypocrisy-ridden Labour Party, and its lacklustre Keir Stammerer leader, at the next general election – and would be, by popular demand, restored to his rightful seat of leadership at 10 Downing St, as the useless Fishy is kicked out the back door – with Tiddles the cat.

So, for the record, what sanctimonious twat has been appointed to sit as this so-called Privileges Committee chair-person - and what manner of scandalous past might disqualify them from such a high and mighty role, of sitting in judgement over a fellow MP?

To wit, this hyper-partisan committee will be headed by a chair-woman – (nothing non-binary or gender-confused here) – specifically the perennially self-righteous Labour MP, Harriet Harmful.

Typical of New Labour’s witless stock in trade absurdity, the smug-slug Harmful, prior to being appointed to this questionable role, has already publicly tweeted that, in her unqualified, arrogant opinion, Boris was lying over Party Gate – with her IQ-deficient brain determined of his presumed guilt long before this inquisition has commenced its interrogation narratives.

Hmmm, is this some manner of sick joke - Labour’s Harriet Harmful appointed as a Privileges Committee chair-person? For what a past political history this arrogant, skulking bitch has – (a vilified supporter of the national kiddie fiddling cabal, no less) – to qualify her for such a role.

But that is so typical of New (or Old) Labour - short memories of their past indiscretions and getting in bed with undesirables and bell-ringing lepers, if and when it suits political expediencies – all to keep the donors smiling.

Harriet Harmful denied ever being a supporter, or proponent of, the moral sin – and crime – of paedophilia in the wake of a prominent child sexual abuse group being allowed to join the civil liberties organisation she was the legal officer for in the 1970s.

Regardless of evidence to the contrary, Harmful claims she, along with her husband, Jack ‘Old Humpy’ Dromedary - also a front bench Labour MP - and Patricia Spewitt, a former Cabinet minister under Tony Bliar’s illegal wars government - were supporters of the now-defunct - (er – changed their name) - Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) – and due this association claim to have become victims of a politically-motivated smear campaign by the Daily Shitraker gutter press tabloid.

The entire toxic trio, Harmful, Dromedary, and Spewitt were accused of being apologists for the kiddie fiddling paedo gang while sitting officials at the National Council for Civil Liberties (aka ‘Liberty) in the 1970’s.

The Council controversially granted affiliate status to the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) in 1975, and put the PIE's pederast founder, Tom O'Carroll, on one of the Council's working groups.

O’Carroll, an active promoter of paedophilia, and a prominent member of the International Paedophile & Child Emancipation group of kiddie fiddling pervs, authored one tome titled ‘Paedophilia: The Radical Case’ - published in 1980 - in which he advocates the normalisation of adult-child sexual relationships, and was repeatedly imprisoned - for ‘corruption of public morals’, and later, the distribution of child pornography.

Mrs Harmful is an ex-Brent Law Centre solicitor, and the Council's legal officer from 1978 to 1982 – (yet never sussed out the looming potential for an O’Carroll paedo scandal eruption?) - while Dromedary sat on its executive committee from 1970 to 1979, and Spewitt the council's general secretary from 1974 to 1983.

Crucially Harmful admitted that she had allowed PIE to join the Council as an affiliate - "on payment of a fee" – (the regular twenty pieces of silver?) - as the NCCL opposed censorship and supported LGBTI rights – but denied she supported the PIE’s agenda of using the NCCL’s socio-political influence to lower the age of sexual consent of children to ten years old, or scrapping the law on incest, or agreed with abolishing the laws governing child pornography.

Typical of her past performances, Patty Spewitt, not wishing to incriminate itself further, declined to comment on her involvement with the NCCL – either being partially funded by the PIE paedo’ pervert cabal – or personally promoting their sick, sexual agenda.

Conversely, reflecting on the above, the entire Partygate / Privileges Committee fiasco will be a corrupt, stitch up, from start to finish.

We have the Horrible Harmful sitting as the chair – with the so-called ‘damning’ Partygate report compiled by none other than Sue ‘Snidey Bitch’ Gray - the apparently ‘impartial’ civil servant, who the Labour party’s head honcho, Keir Stammerer, is now employing as his all-new Chief of Backstabbing and Black Propaganda policy.

To conclude, Old Boris – bless him – this iconic, thatch-capped, blundering clown - probably a diversion act he perfected at Eton and Oxford – is, to all intents and purposes, a force of nature, and certainly a lot smarter than he likes to make out.

Ergo, for the sake of democracy, the abuse of privilege committee witch hunt against Bonkers Boris is pre-destined – in fact, ‘doomed’ to fail.

Do you live or work in the Worstminster constituency? Were you invited to any of Boris’ Downing St gardens 'Party Gate' nosh-bash suppers and afternoon piss-ups when you should have been sitting in Parliament? Did you wear your proscribed Covid-1984 mask and maintain a ‘safe distance’ from others – or say ‘fuck it’ – and washed your mouth out with Chateau de Rothshite 54 vino, then got into a French kiss snogging session with some tipsy civil service intern, on form for a quick leg-over?

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Monday 13 March 2023

American Dream Morphs into Shitemare

The Joe Bidet-occupied Shite House is out n about, big time, with their begging bowl – entreating their Democrap and GOP stooges in Congress for a whopping $886 zillion bucks military budget for the fiscal year of 2024 – with the majority - $842 zillion earmarked for the Pentagon’s Warmonger Department - and the IQ-deficient Secretary of Defence, Lloyd ‘Fuckwit’ Austin, claiming he needs the current allocation of funds boosting - to confront territorial aggression from the People’s Utopia of China - in – er - the South China Sea.

Yep, the taxpayers shelling out yet again, to meet the costs of this looming military overspend. But that’s the mindset of a profligate U.S. of America bureaucracy – overspend to maintain the myth of military might - and public welfare be damned.

The 2024 National Defence Authorization Act budget award will likely be higher than the Bidet Shite House request, as the Deep State’s ‘good dog’ compliant ‘Fifth Column’ infiltrated House of Representatives membershits meekly added a few extra $$$ zillions on top of the previous two military budgets.

There again, that figure could well be exceeded, and morph into a couple of trillion extra, as the current amount authorized for the Ukraine warzone fiasco - and Zelensky’s private slush fund – aka ‘Ukrainian senior citizen old age pensions’ – might possibly add a further $100 billion – if the Bidet administration-linked Deep State Neo-Con warmongers, and the Military-Industrial armaments complex - keep throwing dollars at the conflict to maintain its money-spinning hot zone status - and ensuring Bad Vlad Putrid’s depleted Russian military machine remains in a dither about where to – or if – strike next.

Alas, that’s the US Establishment Ivy League players - still moronically disgruntled over the post-Yalta Agreement bone of contention – coupled with a paranoid psychotic McCarthy-era inspired hate vendetta against Russia, via any convenient proxy conflict that comes along and rears its deranged head.

The rest of the ‘King’s Ransom’ pay-out is headed for a strew of other federal agencie’s profligate shopping list agendas, including the Energy Department’s nuclear weapons program – ready to hit back at Russia when Bad Vlad drops a tactical nuke on some particular Ukraine / Donbas bottleneck trouble-spot.

Plus a few zillion more for the FBI, to concoct and instigate further January 6th style smoke n mirror snow job theatrical performances – and maybe kick start another round of racist ‘divide and conquer’ false flag George Floyd style violent BLM protests – then arrest the pre-targeted Whitey activist troublemaker patsies.

Oh yeah, and just take a look at the national debt - now like a Giant Sequoia hooked on amphetamines – a fucking beanstalk, in fact. And while the good ole US of A struggles to make ends meet, billions are being squandered on foreign misadventures – yet again – when the ackers need to be spent at home – on the social / domestic front – and decontaminating the East Palestine locality train derailment fubar.

But no, the powers that be, whichever party of clowns – Democraps or GOP Republicans - holds office, still have a hard-on for foreign interventions that don’t concern the American people in any shape of form.

And there we are, greeted by the curse of the short memories syndrome viz this brand of ‘lost causes’ history. Vietnam, Iraq – and as of late, Afghanistan – the list goes on n on - then pulling out and leaving an ever-belligerent, infidel-hating Taliban better armed with American military ordnance than the Pentagon is.

One might be tempted to contemplate that a string of successive US political administrations – all Neo-Con infested – and exercising their conjured fantasies, which manifest as a bane, not only American credibility, but the culture and economy – and have been working in some format of occult synchronicity, to slander, cheapen and demean, then formulate the come-uppance and overdue destruction of the United States’ venal global influence empire.

No better example of this treachery is presented than by the Dubya Bush presidency of 2001 – for which the Shite House-infested Neo-Con ‘Israel First’ Zionist cabal was responsible – with help from their Mossad art student buddies, for staging the 9/11 attacks against the American public demographic – all to justify and legitimize the military action invasions of Afghanistan, and a series of Mid-East natural resource land grabs – specifically the now-basket-cased Iraq.

Yep, to the critical thinking sectors of American society, this crap must present a nightmare wake up from the American Dream, with the Bidet Democrap administration’s ‘traitors within’ pushing a Woke Joke cult ‘diversity, equity, and inclusion’ agenda, while at the same time raging against Chinese influence in the Western hemisphere – then, in an act that borders on stupidity – or treason – or an exotic blend of both - flogging off the ‘keystone dynamic’ oil / fuel security of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve - to the People’s Utopia of China.

To add insult to injury viz this Yellow Peril propaganda scaremongering, the majority of prime US farmlands – vast acreages - have been bought up by ex-Microslop boss, Bent Bill, and the Gates of Hell Foundation – for his planned bug n slug food crops - with the Beijing government also taking advantage of US government bureaucratic stupidity, by also purchasing vast acreages under the guise of umbrella corporations.

Really, no shit, Sherlock - Que? WTF? you might rightly ask.

While old ‘Agent Orange’ Trumpy, during his time in the Oval Office, did made a half-arsed attempt to stem the flow of illegal migrants across the southern border with Third World Mexico, by erecting a fence, Bidet & Co have opened the door with a Welcome mat – and purposely, with malice aforethought, flooded anywhere north of the Rio Grande with cartel sicarios and killer drugs – plus an accompanying illegal immigration deluge of hands-out foreign beggars.

So too, for the same pre-planned cultural dilution scam is manifesting across Europe. Time to reflect on the fate of Sweden today – a veritable renta-dump – where no fucker or their dog is safe from feisty, unwashed militant immigrants -with the Swedes saying ‘fuck this inclusivity shite’ and moving out. Now the only four Swedes still living there are ABBA.

This latter invasion via the Mexican border, riding on the wave of toxic fentanyl importation, is aimed at the dilution of sovereign national identity and culture – much the same as the Whitey Pilgrim Fathers and Johnny-come-lately carpet bagger venture crapitalists did to the actual First Nation ‘Red Indians’ they usurped (read ‘stole’) the lands of 48 states from – plus much else – including their self-respect, culture and dignity – in fact their entire way of life.

But the US prevailing slide into national bankruptcy – both of an overdrawn fiscal and moral nature – began decades ago. Eisenhower, in his ‘farewell address’, warned – to no avail - of the Mil-Ind Deep State hydra gaining political and foreign policy sway powers – a prediction that outdid anything Nostradamus got from his scrying bowl.

Quote: “In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.”

Yep, Ike was spot on with that prognosis – (ref the Vietnam debacle for starters) - an aberration that evolved to control every aspect of US government – from education to immigration to the economy and foreign policy – with the Deep State Mil-Ind cabal – and Big Pharma – running the show from the sidelines.

The true Kuromaku puppet masters - manipulating all from behind their black curtain – whether existential threats from Russia, or China, or militant Islam – or Covid-1984 – or global warming (a threat now dying a chilling death) – or the currently popular lurking perils of climate change – the latest potential mega-profit spinning ‘existential threat’ – to be combatted and defeated by a force of wind turbines, solar panels, wholesale de-industrialisation – and a Great Reset, with zero carbon, clean n green 5G-powered 15 minute ‘smart cities’ – decked out, China fashion, with 24/7 panopticon surveillance systems – all digitally-driven by the ubiquitous ‘internet of things’ – and a further step down the path to the goal of a Transhumanist society.

Alas, the media-driven climate change exaggeration - more at scent than substance - is only surpassed by the ‘existential threat’ posed to mankind by a dearth of common sense and real science research.

Ergo, these global warming / climate change zealots fail to think twice and do the research, before committing themselves to a career of blocking traffic, causing public inconvenience, and sloshing paint on corporate buildings.

Acting like the good muppets they truly are, following the mass media false science crap disseminated by ‘for-profit’ corporations and their corrupt useful idiot muppets that present the face of government, they predicted the polar bears were gonna drown – and they didn’t. They predicted the North and South polar icecaps were gonna melt and we’d all be walking round in wellies as the land masses flooded – but they didn’t – give or take the odd calving bergs floating off up the South Atlantic – pre-destined to sink the likes of the Titanic.

Same applies with this nutty ‘net zero’ solution to climate change – which simply will not work – and perhaps carbon sink efforts to make it work might terminate with a shortage of CO2 – and all plant life dies out – the very same plants that inhale CO2 and exhale oxygen – the gas we, and all animal species upon the Earth, breathe and depend on for life.

Hmmm, the demonisation of CO2 by the corruption-ridden, and Neanderthal-led, International Commission on Climate Change, birthed into existence solely to promote and legitimise corporate ‘for profit’ control freak agendas.

When the fake science and credibility of Al Bore’s threadbare global warming scare-a-thon sermonising dried up to desiccation level, then the global warming moniker, in a ‘hand is faster than the eye’ piece of classic spin doctor manipulation, was surreptitiously shifted to the current climate change ‘frightener’ designation.

Net Zero – to be achieved by 2050. Has no fucker or their dog caught on yet to what this actually means? The eradication – extinction – of human life – excepting the required micro-chipped and controlled slave element to serve the elitist psycho population who wish to remake the world – in their own image. Ugh!

Hmmm, on a par with the WEF’s chief psycho, Satan Klaus Schlob and his lapdog Israeli soothsayer, Noah Hariri, out to convince the common herd sheeple that under the Great Reset / Green New Deal, we will own nothing – and ‘be happy’.

That resonates with the inmates of Belsen being herded into the gas chambers en mass, and told they were going to take a shower. Did anyone think to ask – ‘Where’s the soap and towels?’

Our beautiful pale blue dot, as viewed from far out in the void of space, Earth has experienced weather pattern / climate change manifestations since Day One of the planet’s existence – and will continue to do so until ‘The End’ – for adverse climate change / weather pattern effects are becoming a source of mental health problems when the actual cause of, and responsibility for, such aberrations are blamed on mankind.

This must constitute the ultimate in arrogant observations, that the negative implications of climate change are solely of anthropomorphic origins, caused by mankind, and industrial workings – and that great ball of cosmic fire and gravitational potential in the centre of our solar system – holding the entire shebang in orbital balance - has fuck all effect on our planet’s climatic vagaries?

Fer fuck’s sake, back in the good old Carboniferous Age, some 300 million years ago, in our planetary past – there was zero human or industrial activity – and the average temperature was six degrees Centigrade higher than it is today - with an elevated 32% atmospheric oxygen count versus our current 20% - and, regardless, the Earth is still going strong.

But while the likes of the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob, and Microslop Bill with his Gates of Hell Foundation - along with a host of like-minded Dildoberg attendee psychopaths, are part n parcel of calling the shots, and in total accord with the Club of Rome’s Malthusian solution to over-population – eugenics and genocide to thin the common herd useless eaters - shall remain the order of the day- with the next Covid-1984 style scamdemic ‘variants’ conjured up n ready to release – via the medium of the scare-mongering mass media.

So roll up those sleeves, folks – and get the latest toxic mRNA nano-tech shot – that will fuck up any notions of longevity, along with your reproduction ability – and existing record of ‘good health’.

Hmmm, there again, on second thoughts don’t – for one fact we, the common herd, should agree upon exclusively, is that no government of the day can be trusted to do the right thing by, or for, its tax-paying / voter citizens.

So, is that it for the good ole US of A? Today, still controlled by the Deep State Ivy Leaguers and Bankster cabal – all State-linked actors – who had JFK bumped off – and the Warren Commission appointed to investigate the Lee Harvey Patsy plot being composed of the Allen Dulles-dominated CIA / FBI scum gang who organised the hit.

They conspired to have Bobby knocked off too  – then Martin L King – then fuck Teddy over a barrel with Chappaquiddick – then screw Nixon viz Watergate – and after Reagan, Bush1 runs amok in Central America, then we had the dick-wagging, premature ejaculator, boss of the Mena Mafia drug runners – Dodger Bill – then Bush 2 – the Dubya Shrub stooge, with Dirty Dick Cheney and the Neo-Con gang actually running the Shite House, and in bed with the Zionist Mossad camp – and their 9/11 false flag to create the excuse to play God n invade the Middle East.

Then, after Barky Obama – who isn’t even a Yank but an Indonesian Muslim, posing as a Kenyan, and married to big dick tranny Mike – with a couple of adopted pickaninnies for show – in the wake of this ‘in-yer-face‘ insult we get that egocentric gobshite, Humpty Trumpty – aka ‘The Donald’ – our first orange-coloured, glow-in-the-dark POTUS – albeit a far better option viz the otherwise toxic Mena Mafia Matriarch: Hilarious Rodent Clinton.

And following a sleight-of-hand manipulation session with the ballot boxes, Agent Orange is out, and the US lumbered with this useless, senile, dog wanker, Bidet – aka ‘the Big Guy’ - and his corruption-ridden family.

Uncle Joe Bidet – what a walking disaster - who, after the US military machine dedicated 20 years to stockpiling a massive arsenal catalogue of nasty weaponry in Afghanistan - to supress, fight and eradicate the Taliban – orders a spur-of-the-moment total pull-out withdrawal – leaving the Islamic militant monomaniacs better equipped with Western military ordnance than the Pentagon.

Really, that kind of shit borders on the incredible – an almost unbelievable state of mismanagement affairs – exposing themselves as a global laughing stock for their incompetence – yet again – since pulling a mirror image ‘let’s get the fuck outa here – pronto’ withdrawal from Vietnam / Saigon back in March, 1973, and leaving the ‘Cong re-equipped to fight the next Western invader who dared follow in the blundering steps of first the French (Dien Bien Phu – 1954), and then the Yanks.

Pity Stan the Man Kubrick wasn’t around, to stage some ‘look good’ theatrical distraction, as he did for NASA’s ‘never happened’ Moon landing in 1969 – all more at scent than substance – but promoted by a strew of mass media-driven technicolour lies that defy credibility - regardless of the fact it never happened.

Yep, ‘one big step for the smoke n mirrors bullshit industry’.

So, WTF comes next?

The United States of America - a vast land mass – north to south, and east to west – bestowed with self-sustaining resources – yet political intrigues and bare face treasonous acts by the ‘enemy within’ have stalled and blocked the access to continued self-sufficiency of oil production  – the driving fuel of any industrial nation – to rely on foreign, Mid-East imports – and gradually, by venal design, morphing into a Third World failed state mess - due the borrowing and flagrant, profligate squandering – all down to self-interest elitist greed and the corrupt structure of the political system.

Thus it is as it is, for that is the order of things - and when America sinks, so too will their bastard nephew, the Zionist state of Israel – a creation of US-based Zionists back in 1948 – funded and armed by compliant administrations who fear the Zio-fascist lobbyists and their dreaded AIPAC media attack dog.

Yet as their US sponsor fades into oblivion, then so too shall this rogue Zionist state of Israel – and the partitioned lands then become, once more, Palestine – and the Ashkenazi Jews of convenience once more be the wanderers of the Earth.

Ergo, no Millennium empire alike Rome’s for the American ‘experiment’. 1776 to 2023 – not quite two n a half centuries – and the place is bankrupt – overdrawn on gold reserves, capital and credibility – and in debt to the money-lenders of the planet – Bank of International Settlements - and on a downhill slide into bankrupt oblivion.

Might one speculate as to where did it all start to go wrong? Perhaps since the fubar at Kent State and meddling in foreign conflicts that did not concern America – and losing – time and again – while boasting of peace with honour – when the truth equates, alike Afghanistan, the most recent US military failure – peace by running away – and leaving the enemy with a veritable stockpile of armaments

Yet Kent State, juxtaposed with the state actor involvement murders of JFK and Robert, heralded the dimming of the Light – that casting deep shadows, all emanating from military misadventures, and playing the global policeman – read ‘bully’ – to bring democracy and the American Way to the far-flung corners of the world – whether the ethnic inhabitants of these far-flung corners wanted this political ideology force feeding to them or not – they got it – and today bear a grudge, for being all the worse off for the imposed gift.

To wit, the vital nature of this once-progressive industrial nation’s prestige and economic might shall be forever diminished - if the true patriots don’t get their proverbial shit together, and stamp down hard – and fast – on political treason – and the rest of the basket case socio-political agenda viz unbridled mass immigration across the southern border, outsourcing industry to cheap labour Asia, plus the mismanagement complacency and fiscal over-reach of a corrupt Fed Reserve have consumed the innards of the state apparatus – with none of the above being moderated or lessened thanks to the Woke joke wankers and the BLM cult joining hands with the gender-benders to disseminated their diversity, inclusiveness and equality nonsense message and corrupt society into a terminal state of decadence.

Any twat with an ounce of common sense and foresight can see and comprehend that these adverse factor are ravaging the entirety of Western civilisation – alike a host of parasitic worms – or a stage 4 terminal cancer – eating away the vital national dynamics from within.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

Saturday 11 March 2023

Beeb’s Match of Day: History

The good ole iconic BBC - (British Bullshit Corporation) - the main taxpayer-funded propaganda arm of Food Bank Britain’s bureaucracy and government of the day – that actually has the brazen audacity to claim being a paragon of impartiality – (while actually being as impartial, and biased, as the Nazi Party’s propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels) – is, in all truth, responsible, along with a host of other corruption-ridden mass media sources -  for faithfully broadcasting the Establishment’s entire lockdown / face mask / mRNA toxic vax shaming scenario - with tongue in cheek - to bestow some semblance of credibility to the Covid-1984 scamdemic hoax on their dedicated Deception Hour programme – has finally self-imploded due its black hole status reaching a critical mass destruction event – when a gaggle of self-opinionated sports presenters committed ritual seppuku in a staged grand celebrity meltdown in support of their divine figurehead, the ever-pontificating 'Saint Gary' Winston Lineker.

Oh yes, and a proper nuclear meltdown it is too, with no fucker to present Match of the Day – the only programme the BBC put out that isn’t totally biased - after its Numero Uno soccer celeb’ star attraction, Gary ‘Shit-for-Brains’ Lineker, a bloke who apparently claims to know ‘lots and lots’ about football - refused to step back and apologise for comparing the Tory Home Secretary, Spewella Braverman, to Hitler and his Nazi war machine - and subsequently copped a Red Card for being an intractable twat.

Gobshite Gary claims the Tories are waging a Nazi style ethnic cleansing and genocidal Holohoax campaign on ‘innocent’ foreign immigrants – those attempting to sneak across the ‘English Channel’, sans visas – hence ‘illegally’– (from safe-haven France) - in overloaded rubber boats, with zero freeboard – risking drowning, hypothermia, and attacks from shoals of predatory haddock – all to reach soft-touch Broken Britain, in the knowledge they are guaranteed hand-outs and be able to sponge off the welfare state – yet instead now getting deported to far-away Rwanda – or, worse still, back to their own shithole Third World countries of origin.

Lineker, notorious for his unqualified arrogance, and known to friends and family alike as that ‘smart aleck’ dog wanker, 'Gobshite Gary', has now split with the Beeb, taking a host of other equally-moronic sports coverage, talking head, 'Woke Joke' leftie virtue-signalling celeb types - who copped a slot at the Beeb due the fact they could actually spell the words ‘sports’ and ‘football’ - standing down en mass, in support of his imprudent, slanderous - and farcical outburst - and collectively waving ‘Gary is God’ banners.

There again, regardless of his fan club worshippers, Lineker is no British patriot, but a Brexit Remainiac who would obviously prefer to be governed by Brussels rather than our own Parliament – and stoops to comparing the Tory government’s ‘common sense’ policy on illegal immigrants sneaking across the Channel - in not fit for purpose rubber boats - as racist and comparable to Hitlerian Nazi Germany of the 30’s and 40’s – regardless of these wankers claiming political asylum – when they are from ‘safe’ countries and not war zones, and only want to say bye- bye to accommodating ‘safe haven France’ and reach the UK as Britain is a softer touch for welfare handouts – and running their illicit drug-pushing, prostitution and kiddie fiddling crime rings.

Yet to the limited intellect Lineker and his left winger Wokester pals, every illegal who holds their hands up – 99% of whom are young single males (or transvestites) – are lying through their teeth by claiming to be escaping war-torn countries, when in fact half the fuckers are from sunny Mediterranean coast Albania.

Regardless of the truth and hard facts, Lineker refused to back down on his unqualified slur viz racism and Nazi comparisons, and declared for the pubic record that he didn’t give a flying fuck if the BBC fired him.

Well, doubtless he doesn’t after pocketing an annual salary of £1:25 million nicker from the publicly-owned / taxpayer-funded Beeb.

No shit, if Gary ever gets his head out of his arse, he could likely afford to start his own television station - Lineker-Vision – and make as many stupid socio-political statements as he liked – and Ofcom be fucked too – same as the BBC.

But what the fuck can one expect from a pig but a grunt – cos you can’t educate pork - and that sums up ‘Ego Trip Gary’ – when well past his use-by date as a soccer player, transformed himself into an unapologetic Leftie talking head know-all tv commentator - passing personal opinions on all manner of shit he knows sweet fuck all about – a feeble attempt to appear educated and informed – a sports figure ‘intellectual’ – the soccer ‘academic’ - with the egocentric tosser even sinking so ‘money-grubbing’ / attention-seeking low as to become the advert face on Walker’s Salt & Lineker crisps.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday 10 March 2023

Prince Eddy Cops ‘Duke of Eddy’ Title

Kind-hearted King Dobby, soon to be crowned the ‘Monarch’ of our once-sceptred, and sacred, Isle of Albion, has bestowed upon his wet rag of a younger brother, (the real thick one) Edward - he of the double figures IQ - with the currently-vacant – albeit synonymous - title of the late Greek-born, Hitlerian Nazi-fascist-applauding Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg – and, as a 59th birthday pressie, today becomes the one n only Duke of ‘Edinburgh’ (crapital of up-north 'Men in Skirts' Nonceland).

Prince Eddy – an unlucky 13th in line to the throne of our ever-diminishing Anglo-Saxon Kingdom, and currently addressed, in formal circles, when shopping at the local Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket for his favourite Spam fritters, as the Earl of Wessex – is, truth be known - like his fuckups-plagued elder brother, Prince Andrew of Porchester - yet another ‘cuckoo in the royal nest - due Philip rightfully cuckolded one again – in Edward’s case by Baron Paddy Plunket, KCVO, Equerry to QE II – the Deputy Master of the Royal Household - and Queen Lizzie’s favourite ‘bit-on-the-side’ (after Henry Herbert – aka ‘Porchy’) - when husband Philip was supposed to be ‘messing around in boats’ with Uffa Fox – and instead of ‘sailing n tacking Bluebottle’ in the Baltic, was off screwing around Europe with flighty actress types.

Hopefully Eddy baby is presented with a copy of the Good Manners Handbook to accompany the title, and doesn’t morph into the rude and obnoxious wanker that Phil the Greek, the last Duke of Edinburgh, was notorious for.

https://www.politicalite.com/royals/royals-uncovered-inside-queens-second-affair-with-deputy-master-of-buckingham-palace/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday 6 March 2023

Covid Still Lurketh - Beware Hancock’s Variant

Looking back to the opening months of 2020, and the government-driven / mass media’s synchronised Chicken Little ‘We’re all gonna Die!’ gutter press, and televised, Covid-1984 doom merchant pessimism, followed by that nonsensical ‘14 days to flatten the curve’ prediction from the Tory Nasty Party’s Slime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense – then, a couple of years down the road, here we are – the ‘curve’ is still like a dromedary camel’s back.

As any critical thinker with a couple of brain cells still achieving telemetry will tell you, it was all pre-planned plot at the WHO / Gates of Hell Foundation ‘Event 201’ – a roundtable zoonotic coronavirus simulation – aka when to kick start the 'Catastrophic Contagion' Covid scamdemic exercise – designed as a Great Reset test run, to gauge the common herd reactions – dissent and rebellion – or good dog, passive conformity – and finalise the drawing board draft for the radical restructuring of our broken crapitalist-run society model.

The lockdown mandates, the imposed face masks, social intercourse verboten, the work from home edicts, the ‘get the vaxx’ shaming publicity stunts, and grassing up your neighbours for walking the dog – with the gullible population of Broken Britain collectively shitting kittens in fear that if venturing out to the corner shop for a pack of fags they’ll catch the deadly paranoid, scare-a-thon ‘Hancock variant’ from an infected neighbour – or a stray moggie.

But it was all pre-scripted, propaganda hype, and 'frighteners' gibberish, as none of the afore-mentioned precautions had any effect – positive or negative – (from the qPCR ‘up yer beak’ cotton bud molecular diagnostic tests that didn’t work, to the proscribed donning of single-use / throw-away PPE masks) - on this purported virus – which, to all intents and purposes, was a common cold or the seasonal flu – and re-branded as a killer super-plague, leaked from a dodgy Chinese bio-weapons lab in Wuhan that inadvertently left the windows open – or was it the neighbouring wet market’s batty bat soup vendor stall – or the roast pangolin BBQ deli’?

There again, the entire Cassandra-scripted ‘dead cat’ distraction fiasco, then and now, was staged as an exercise in mass herd psychology, of compliance to authoritarian directives – with the common herd serving as non-cognisant guinea pigs for this mass global mRNA gene modifying toxic vaxx experiment – the core depopulation element to re-designing the societal infrastructures of human existence – as a precursor to the Great Reset’s intended dimming of the Enlightenment, and applying the brakes to modernity; as AI Tech re-writes Constitutions and national laws, and restructures society – in its own Fourth Industrial Revolution image.

Ergo, come the manifestation of 15 minutes communities and total Woke censorship of the internet and social media – and of what you think - then eradicating the dissident / bad dog populations of any one 15 minute parameters town will be a push-over, and their bordering town neighbours none the wiser – until they come up on the population reduction agenda as the next mass genocide victim target.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday 3 March 2023

U.N. Anti-Israel / Zionist Bully Bias

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Pro-Israel Fascist Bully Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Zionism Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'US & Israel Human Rights Hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The gospel according to testimony recorded for posterity during a United States House subcommittee hearing this week, in the tendentious, opinionated view of the US Ambassador to the United Nations, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, is one that the U.N. demonstrates a blatant anti-Israel bias – (as opposed to the US pro-Israel bias) - and is overly beholden to non-Zionist authoritarian regimes, specifically The People’s Utopia of China, and Mad Vlad Putrid’s ‘Rabid Russia’ - with the bigoted international body continually striving to place Israel at a disadvantage; while it smiles benignly on the myriad subversive actions that undermine the rogue state of Israel’s security and counterfeit sovereignty.

Ambassador Thomas-Greenfield, a biased lobbyist, known in political circles as a useful idiot, claims: “The U.N. is replete with anti-Israel actions and bodies, including disproportionate resolutions against Israel across the U.N. system,” she informed members of the House Appropriations Subcommittee on State, Overseas Socio-Political Meddling Operations, and CIA-Related Foreign Interference Programs.

The ambassador expressed particular frustration with the continuing influence of U.N. Special Rapporteur, Francesca Albanese, whose on-the-ground personal experience and expert assessment of the Israeli / Palestinian territorial conflict has explicitly compared the rogue Zionist state to the Hitlerian Nazi Third Reich of Germany, and publicly expressed support for the marginalised Palestinian populations of the besieged Gaza Strip littoral – isolated from their own country and fellow Palestinians due being imprisoned behind Israel’s Great Apartheid Wall – as per their equally-oppressed Muslim brothers in the ever-diminishing, IDF military-occupied West Bank territories.

Special Rapporteur Albanese further denounces Israel as an oppressive occupier, and thief of historic Palestinian lands – seized by Zionist militant groups: the Avraham Stern Gang (the Lehi), the Haganah, and the Irgun, operating as terrorists in the immediate post-WW2 period, to usurp the British control of what was then, in 1948, ‘Mandatory Palestine’ – in the process driving out the Palestinian people – in what became to be known as their ‘Holocaust’ – the Yawm al Nakba – the Day of the Catastrophe.

While being denounced by all right-thinking political leaders and socio-religious groups as an act of political terrorism – the Nakba was applauded and endorsed by the-then Norwegian UN Secretary-General, Trygve Lie, along with US President, Harry Truman, and too British Labour Slime Minister, Clement Atlee - with the grossly corrupt and US-controlled United Nations assembly accepting Israel’s self-proclaimed statehood – on the stolen lands of the sovereign state of Palestine.

Other, more cognisant and critical minds, have referred to this heinous crime as the Curse of the Balfour Declaration - the nefarious work of the Tory Nasty Party Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour, in 1917, who, under the social-political influence of Zionist moneybags, Baron Lionel de Rothshite - gullibly accepted that the Jews were God’s 'Chosen People' - and Palestine their Promised Land - and after signing his much-vilified ‘Declaration’ persuaded the Liberal Crime Minister of the day, David Lloyd-George, that the-then Ottoman-controlled Palestine was the Jewish people’s Promised Land – and who were they, a British coalition government, to question, or disagree, with the solemn and divine word of God.

Ergo, and this historic truth, as opposed to Israel’s media-conjuring declarations that it is a sovereign nation, with legitimate security concerns regarding what they term the so-called ‘Palestinian terrorist organizations’ - who dare display the brazen audacity to complain about their ‘reduced circumstances’ lot in life; and the Zionist IDF’s – and Israeli settlers – continuing human rights abuses against marginalised and unarmed Palestinian civilians.

To wit, thus we have corrupt Zionist toadies and ‘agents of influence’ lobbyists such as U.N. Ambassador Thomas-Greenfield, barking for Israel – utilising the customary stock n trade anti-Semitic, race-hate slurs, to be rained upon the hapless heads of any and all right-thinking moral jurists who dare question or censure Israel’s horrific human rights abuses, visited on the Palestinian population of – er – Palestine – specifically the disenfranchised populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

As to the hypocrisy-ridden Zionist Israeli camp accusing the dispossessed Palestinians of ‘terrorism’ – the historic record on this subject is worthy of perusal – specifically Jerusalem’s King David Hotel – whose southern wing housed the British administrative HQ for Mandatory Palestine – which was one of many sites targeted by the Zionist terror organisation Irgun – and on July 22, 1946, with a bomb planted in the building’s basement, exploded at 12:30pm, the busiest time of day, killing 91 persons of various nationalities, including Brit’s, Arabs, and Jews – with a further 46 critically injured – all on the orders of Irgun chief fanatic, Menachem ‘Skeletor’ Begin – later to become Crime Minister of Israel.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/un-promotes-anti-israel-pro-beijing-policies-us-ambassador_5091896.html

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Thursday 2 March 2023

King Chazzer Evicts Backstabbing Hewitts

Harry and Meghan Hewitt’s old Windsor Park 10 bedroom residence, Freddie Frog Cottage, a Grade-II listed property in the grounds of Windsor Castle, has been offered to Prince Andy Pandy in place of his 31-bedroom Royal Lodge hideaway, in Windsor Great Park – a 98 acre property currently valued at £30 million quid – give or take a few hundred thousand ££££££.

For the record, in 2020, Frogspawn Cottage was described as a 5,089 sq ft four bedroom and nursery, four bathrooms and crappers, single-residence Grade-II listed house. 

Prior to the recent taxpayer-funded £2:5 zillion quid renovations, it had 10 bedrooms. During renovations not just one – but ‘two’ orangeries, an indoor vegetable garden, and a ‘padded walls’ studio - to facilitate Harry and Meghan’s head-banging temper tantrum fits - were also added. 

The Duke & Duchess of Sussex - who now live in California with their ginger-mingin kids, after quitting life as full time royal parasites in 2020 - were reportedly served with an eviction notice and ordered to remove any and all personal items – and hand over the keys to the property, immediately - if not sooner - by Fuckingham Palace officials in January – auspiciously on the day following the publication of Hopeless Harry’s back-stabbing, seismic fractures, scathing attacks, viral nonsense bio-memoir, Spam – viewed by ‘the King’ as an ultimate act of disrespect, that also targeted his wife, Queen Gorgonzilla.

Further to the above rumours, the gospel according to one gutter press report in the Daily Shitraker, as payback for the fragrant acts of calumny against the senior Royals - the money-grubbing Harry n Meghan – (now exposed for all as a pair of in-yer-face, grasping Faganites – with whatever semblance of scruples they might have once possessed, thrown to the vagaries of the Four Winds, and out to rake in the spondoolicks, via the sleaziest, egregious method that pays the most) - were personally handed the eviction notice on a silver platter at their Golden State Montecito 'Castle Hewitt' mansion by none other than Fuckingham Palace’s official Royal Bailiff & Swan Strangler, Sir Garfield McNonce – with the ‘ouster’ document bearing King Chazzer’s personal ‘Royal X’ signature and seal. 

Recent leaked reports, backed up by a host of unsubstantiated rumours and wild gossip, suggest Food Bank Britain’s all-new monarch, King Chaz’ the Third, has kick started his rule 'full of piss n vinegar', as the Yanks might phrase it – by shit-canning Harry’s position as a Councillor of State – and intends to exchange a ‘stranglehold’ garrotting wire for the royal purse’s silken strings – and slash Prince Andy's sole sovereign grant income - which could leave the unemployed wastrel unable to afford his present home's running costs.

Conversely, spoiled brat-twat Andy, the mediocre Duke of Pork, is said to be resisting the offer of this ‘smaller’ property – a ‘cottage’ with less than 10 bedrooms – compared to his current £30 million quid-valued Royal Lodge’s extravagant 31 en-suites.

Fer fuck’s sake – just think how many illegal Channel-crossing foreign migrants and economic asylum seekers the Border Force might cram into the Royal Lodge – doubled-up n cosy - in 31-plus antique four-poster beds?

Andrew, whose indolent lifestyle over recent years, has been confined to influence peddling and pocketing mega-bucks ‘fixer’ kickbacks, stepped down as a working royal in 2019 in the wake of the catastrophic Newshite lie-infested television interview viz allegations that he had sexually assaulted Virginia Roberts Giuffre – one of Jeffrey Eplslime’s underage sex slaves – and in ridiculous slapstick comedy fashion, proclaiming he only breaks out in a sweat when facing, mano a mano style, some Argentinian marine in a do or die knife fight on a Falkland Islands beach.

In February 2022, Andy forked out an undisclosed sum (£5,000,000 quid) – borrowed out of Mummy’s small change jar - to settle the civil sexual assault case Ms Giuffre brought against him in the good ole US of A – while still maintaining the deceit he has never even met her, let alone was photographed for posterity, with his arm around her – nor used her as a three-hole sex toy while staying with Epslime’s Madam-in-Chief, Ghislaine Maxwell – wayward daughter of Jan Ludvik Hoch – aka Cap’t Bob, aka the notorious Bouncing Czech media tycoon, pension fund pillager, and orthodox Jewish Mossad gopher; Robert Maxwell.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64812549

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Wednesday 1 March 2023

Carnivore Shaming: Next Woke Project

Well, while we are now, on the first day of March, still a full month short of the advent of April Fool’s Day, the Woke cult’s neurosis-smitten ‘life science gurus’ are calling for the introduction of ‘social-shaming’ labels to be stuck on all manner of meat products in a bid to deter shoppers from buying animal-based foods – aka meat and fish / seafoods.

A study from the Delft University for Woke Stupidity in the Netherlands has suggested that their deranged European and US-focused ‘Go Veggie’ evangelical campaign might be promoted best by including horrific images of animals being slaughtered in an abattoir - with opprobrious and stigmatic messages attached, such as ‘Peppa Pig was Murdered to Feed You!’.

This absurd potential labelling crusade, which poses an existential threat to traditional Western diet, has been likened to the ‘stop smoking’ notice printed on cigarette packets, which are now adorned with images of black lungs, rotting teeth, and some hapless, ‘pack-a-day’ smoker coughing up blood.

The Woke Joke mass psychology vegan authors of this proposed ‘halo-effect’ folly – to all intents and purposes a ‘guilt n shame’ focused study - claim that while meat-shaming messages may trigger a bout of passing shame in carnivorous shoppers, such can translate into experiencing negative emotions, and thus modified behaviour – such as ordering a veggie-based pizza for dinner, instead of chicken nuggets or McD’s ‘Chew n Spew’ burgers.

Yee-ha! Where the fuck will the Woke Joke virtue-signalling / moral arbiter insanity stop – and WTF comes next? Stick their hysterical messages on t-shirts to shame Third World cannibals into not eating their vegetarian neighbours – or tourists.

Or, from an abstract view, on a par with the anti-cigarette smoking deterrent propaganda ad labels, stating ‘Eating Smoked Bacon Can Cause Lung Cancer’.

Yep, once again we are presented with an example of Woke gimmickry gone bonkers – none of which is cogent when they stage their erratic Little Miss Cautious 'fragile sensibilities' play acting role – the sole socio-political arbiters of the ‘Gospel Truth’ - with their sexist n exclusionary chatter, and unqualified arrogant dribble viz micro-aggressions and climate change, zero carbon, new green deal, equity, diversity, inclusiveness, black is beautiful – and black lives matter (here, in the West, but not Africa), white shame, white shite privilege – and now, the latest bonkers social programming project – carnivore-shaming.

LMAO, you name it, and the Woke cult – a reality and rationale deficient brand – take it upon themselves to think for you – while they can’t even apply common sense and logic to their own line of reasoning – yet are ready to pass the final word of moral Judgement on what-the-fuck-ever happens to offend their delicate sensitivities and inflated egoism – and eagerly supported by establishment officialdom and corporate bureaucracy – collectively guilty of embracing all things Woke, to win socio-political brownie points.

Hmmm, so much for this year’s Xmas turkey – eradicated from the festive season menu – by a bunch of Woke turkeys.

Okay folks, now time for a ‘wake-the-fuck-up; dose of ‘food for thought’ realism. The low-cholesterol, zero carbon, green-friendly variety, that the anti-meat eating lobby’s moralists can wallow in.

Have any of these know-all Woke twats ever hears of, let alone read, the works and studies of a guy named Cleve Baxter?

A CIA interrogation specialist and polygraph technician, in the 1960’s Baxter developed a theory of ‘primary perception’ through coupling a wide variety of potted plants up to his polygraph machines, to experiment with their sensitivity reactions – which led to his conclusion that not only did his potted plants communicate via extra-sensory perception, but that plants / trees, with a common ‘in soil’ station of existence, communicated through their root systems.

Baxter further established that plants – and here we include all manner of market fruits and veggies, in their growing medium state, can communicate, and experience pain and pleasure – with such reactions registered, measured, and recorded for posterity on the attached polygraph printer sheets.

Ergo, the Woke cult membershits pushing the vegetarian and vegan lifestyles can now reflect on the moralist aspect of their censoring, preaching, and reprimanding our human society’s meat-eating community.

The next occasion these wankers are veggie shopping they might contemplate on the fate of the lettuce they place in a shopping trolley – whose growing life was terminated when it was ripped out of the ground, sans anaesthetic, or electric stun gun shock – silently screaming, as its roots were torn apart, and weathered outer leaves sliced away.

Hence beware the message from these swivel-eyed, progressive Woke cult wankers - and their hive mind applauders - whose neurosis-ridden, control freak ideology has embedded itself in so many public and private organisations – for yesteryear the same mindset morons were responsible for the burning of innocents: aka 'witches and heretics'.

So too, let us not overlook the abundance of IQ-deficient celebrity talking heads agreeing with, and promoting, the Woke Joke skewed doctrines – with a plethora of asinine ‘I’m offended’ grievances indulged by our police state uniformed Plod Squad morons – (who display a systemic Wole Joke support by painting squad cars in rainbow colours – at the taxpayers’ expense – and too fly the fascist rainbow flag) - and the government of this day’s totalitarian HR departments – dominated by embedded cells of Fifth Column Woke activists – collectively vassals of a corrupt and debased radical culture system, that is evil at the core – and to whom moral degeneracy is the order of their day.

Time is, to unshackle and reclaim our free speech-endowed culture from the choke hold of this band of insane hypocrites, to instil and promote our traditional Christian moral values - before their dodgy dogmatic Great Reset Woke creed becomes further written into our national law statutes.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/woke-scientists-want-cigarette-style-warnings-on-meat-packaging-to-shame-purchasers/445989

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11774887/Scientists-want-gruesome-cigarette-style-warnings-MEAT-buyers.html

https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/news/the-lives-they-lived/2013/12/21/cleve-backster/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.