Beeb’s Match of Day: History

The good ole iconic BBC - (British Bullshit Corporation) - the main taxpayer-funded propaganda arm of Food Bank Britain’s bureaucracy and government of the day – that actually has the brazen audacity to claim being a paragon of impartiality – (while actually being as impartial, and biased, as the Nazi Party’s propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels) – is, in all truth, responsible, along with a host of other corruption-ridden mass media sources -  for faithfully broadcasting the Establishment’s entire lockdown / face mask / mRNA toxic vax shaming scenario - with tongue in cheek - to bestow some semblance of credibility to the Covid-1984 scamdemic hoax on their dedicated Deception Hour programme – has finally self-imploded due its black hole status reaching a critical mass destruction event – when a gaggle of self-opinionated sports presenters committed ritual seppuku in a staged grand celebrity meltdown in support of their divine figurehead, the ever-pontificating 'Saint Gary' Winston Lineker.

Oh yes, and a proper nuclear meltdown it is too, with no fucker to present Match of the Day – the only programme the BBC put out that isn’t totally biased - after its Numero Uno soccer celeb’ star attraction, Gary ‘Shit-for-Brains’ Lineker, a bloke who apparently claims to know ‘lots and lots’ about football - refused to step back and apologise for comparing the Tory Home Secretary, Spewella Braverman, to Hitler and his Nazi war machine - and subsequently copped a Red Card for being an intractable twat.

Gobshite Gary claims the Tories are waging a Nazi style ethnic cleansing and genocidal Holohoax campaign on ‘innocent’ foreign immigrants – those attempting to sneak across the ‘English Channel’, sans visas – hence ‘illegally’– (from safe-haven France) - in overloaded rubber boats, with zero freeboard – risking drowning, hypothermia, and attacks from shoals of predatory haddock – all to reach soft-touch Broken Britain, in the knowledge they are guaranteed hand-outs and be able to sponge off the welfare state – yet instead now getting deported to far-away Rwanda – or, worse still, back to their own shithole Third World countries of origin.

Lineker, notorious for his unqualified arrogance, and known to friends and family alike as that ‘smart aleck’ dog wanker, 'Gobshite Gary', has now split with the Beeb, taking a host of other equally-moronic sports coverage, talking head, 'Woke Joke' leftie virtue-signalling celeb types - who copped a slot at the Beeb due the fact they could actually spell the words ‘sports’ and ‘football’ - standing down en mass, in support of his imprudent, slanderous - and farcical outburst - and collectively waving ‘Gary is God’ banners.

There again, regardless of his fan club worshippers, Lineker is no British patriot, but a Brexit Remainiac who would obviously prefer to be governed by Brussels rather than our own Parliament – and stoops to comparing the Tory government’s ‘common sense’ policy on illegal immigrants sneaking across the Channel - in not fit for purpose rubber boats - as racist and comparable to Hitlerian Nazi Germany of the 30’s and 40’s – regardless of these wankers claiming political asylum – when they are from ‘safe’ countries and not war zones, and only want to say bye- bye to accommodating ‘safe haven France’ and reach the UK as Britain is a softer touch for welfare handouts – and running their illicit drug-pushing, prostitution and kiddie fiddling crime rings.

Yet to the limited intellect Lineker and his left winger Wokester pals, every illegal who holds their hands up – 99% of whom are young single males (or transvestites) – are lying through their teeth by claiming to be escaping war-torn countries, when in fact half the fuckers are from sunny Mediterranean coast Albania.

Regardless of the truth and hard facts, Lineker refused to back down on his unqualified slur viz racism and Nazi comparisons, and declared for the pubic record that he didn’t give a flying fuck if the BBC fired him.

Well, doubtless he doesn’t after pocketing an annual salary of £1:25 million nicker from the publicly-owned / taxpayer-funded Beeb.

No shit, if Gary ever gets his head out of his arse, he could likely afford to start his own television station - Lineker-Vision – and make as many stupid socio-political statements as he liked – and Ofcom be fucked too – same as the BBC.

But what the fuck can one expect from a pig but a grunt – cos you can’t educate pork - and that sums up ‘Ego Trip Gary’ – when well past his use-by date as a soccer player, transformed himself into an unapologetic Leftie talking head know-all tv commentator - passing personal opinions on all manner of shit he knows sweet fuck all about – a feeble attempt to appear educated and informed – a sports figure ‘intellectual’ – the soccer ‘academic’ - with the egocentric tosser even sinking so ‘money-grubbing’ / attention-seeking low as to become the advert face on Walker’s Salt & Lineker crisps.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.