Tuesday 26 September 2017

Snowflake Rules Hit School Rugby

In today’s ‘Cream Puff School Sports Agenda’ counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline transgender dysphoria-afflicted media correspondent, Werner 'Call Me Chelsea' McWimp, manning the live news cellphone hotline from 'Cubicle 7' in Geordieland University's on-campus unisex toilets for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The control freak / political correctness fascist jobsworths, embedded like woodworm and death watch beetle in Broken Britain's establishment bureaucracy, are once again attempting to force feed their Womb to Tomb / Nanny State risk-free culture down the throats of the common herd demographic – most of whose elder ranks were raised on a diet of post-WWII hands-on outdoor fun and games.
Cowboys n Indians / Commandos / tree climbing / catapult fights – and any kid who didn't sport a gravel-rashed knees and elbows injury incurred from roller skate 'water-skiing' tumbles - while being towed on a 'borrowed' clothesline behind a speeding 3 gear pedal bike - was a Mummy's boy sissy.

Now the government's hazard exposure / compo' liability legal beagle bureaucrats are pressuring the UK's chief medical officers to back their 'zero liability' agenda of protecting sprogs from the risk of rugby injuries - by eliminating the 'contact' factor from the school game.

Prof Allyson Pillock, a faculty member of Newcastle University, has concocted new evidence that a ban on scrum-downs and 'tackle, ruck n maul' tactics will possibly reduce concussion, face-kicking, plus scrotum and eye gouging traumas – along with head and neck injuries.

Interviewed on the Biased Broadcasting Corp's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr show, Prof Pillock called for the NHS' chief medical officers to act on her freshly conjured evidence and demand that Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government waste less time with their hot air pantomime Brexit negotiations and put the interests of vulnerable insurance companies getting sued above rugby union rules – by introducing legislation to remove the harmful body-on-body impact contact factor from the sport – and make the school rugby pitch a 'safe environment'.

Conversely, Ron 'Pitbull' McGnasher, the spokesman for World Rugby, opined to one press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that he was unaware of any new evidence that would challenge the current player position game strategy of 'kill or be killed'.
"Wiv appropriate supervision an' coachin', rugby's a sport wot empowers young people, shapes valuable life skills, promotes a healthy lifestyle – an' builds the confidence ter tackle a 20 stone Fijian prop forward at the Hong Kong Sevens an' rip his effin' head off."

Writing in an opinion piece for the British Medical Journal, Prof Pillock and Graham Deadwood, also of Newcastle University, claimed that the government of the day had a duty to protect children from risks of injury and to ensure the safety of children – as per the statutes of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child (Article 19).

Yeah right – same as Article 19 does for the children of Palestine's IDF-occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – and those wee nippers enduring the privations of the Saudi Arabian bombing campaign in Yemen – or on our own doorstep – the legion of hapless kids sexually abused in 'care homes' - and when the Moon's 'just right' - sodomised and murdered in Satanic ritual blood sacrifices by the governing establishment's untouchable Masonic elitist pederasts.

Speaking to media hacks in the draughty 'smoko corner' outside Wetherspoon's Edinburgh-based Dog n Pikey pub, Ms Tara Spiral-Notebook-McDuff, chief cleaning lady and media snitch at the city's prestigious Centre for Trauma-Induced Brain Damage, confirmed there was a significant risk of permanent injury if a person was repeatedly kicked in the side of the head with a toe-capped boot – or belted across the skull with an empty bottle of McAlkie's 10 year malt – and admitted "We've had a spate of 'nonce-attack' cases referred here from Grampian's Paedo-Central Sin City of Aberdeen – and Lord Polly Peterscam's Cringemore Estate – with several suspected kiddie fiddling types - including Fraserborough's Police Inspector Goldfish - having their 'heids' used as a soccer ball for molesting disabled and special needs bairns."

"As to resulting brain damage - well, that's hard to quantify as someone's got to be fucked in the head to want to have sex with a child in the first place – and the same applies to the bastards in the Crown Office and Plod Squad Scotland who protect these vile Masonic Speculative Society Magic Circle sodomite scumbags that hang around the likes of Glassie's St Enoch's shopping mall toilets on the lookout for illicit underage sexual prey."

At variance with Professor Pillock, consultant neurologist Dr Aldous Figg-Newton – no less than 'an expert' in the field of 'acquired brain injury' – informed the media that public health officials should think carefully before calling for measures that could cut participation in sport.

"Really, what the fuck is going to happen to the contact aspects of fun and games physical activity? Boxing matches where opponents kiss and make up? Will it all end up like Premier League soccer – infested with overpaid Academy Award nominees – who lie on their backs doing a dying fly act and crying 'Injury' as soon as they get tackled and their knees dirty?"

"The health crisis facing Broken Britain's couch spud children is not concussion from rugger matches but sedentary lifestyle obesity due all the shit junk food and soft drinks they gorge on - and a total lack of exercise as they've sat on their cellphone zombie arses 24/7."

Well, that's it. The death sentence writing's on the wall for good ole school rugby - as we used to know it . All thanks to this snowflake political correctness Cradle to the Grave culture of intolerance promoted by a clique of control freak Mensa rejects - kowtowing to their deep state corporatocracy betters and pushing socio-political agendas they have zero concept of the generational knock-on effects: for themselves or the rest of global society – at the useless eater / common herd level of things.

Same as they push this 'integration' agenda – multiculturalism. Yeah right – multiculturalism – (as promoted by ex-Nasty Party leader, Posh Dave Scameron – and like his Hug-a-Hoodie' scam - didn't work out as promised on the box).

Embracing (more at force fed) a new culture and such corrupt communal practices – read 'atrocities' - as Satanic blood sacrifices, cannibalism, stoning, beheadings, floggings, hand chopping, purdah, infibulation, child marriages, female genital mutilation, polygamy, pederasty - and apart from the latter-mentioned lascivious crime of kiddie fiddling - all barbaric and immoral social practices now foreign to the evolved culture of our once-sceptred isle of Albion - and an affront to our collective Christian mores.

Now we have political correctness initiated calls to criminalise questioning the WWII Holohoax conjured six million headcount – and too all criticism of Israel and support of the Palestinian's righteous BDS campaign on the Zionist concocted false grounds of anti-Semitic prejudice – plus punish global warming scepticism – and brand that as a criminal offense too – all of which have surged in the aftermath of the death of common sense.

Global warming is bullshit – by geological record calculations, we're just out of the last Ice Age – and climate change has been around since Day One - and is directly linked to that great shining ball of fire in the sky – aka The Sun – and any 'anthropogenic' involvement is more scent than substance in the greater scheme of things.

The human race is heading for a mass extinction level event – thanks to the politically correct culture being foisted on us by the snowflake cretins pushing their gender dysphoria programme project.

Oh yes, we have a government-directed agenda okaying (more at 'confusing') young kids questioning what sex they are – boys wanting to be girls n girls wanting to be boys – further augmented by the 'gay is okay' pink culture – all in flagrant abuse of our Biblical moral laws.

Boys wanting to shag boys up the ass - and girls into muffing other girls and bonking each other with dildos – plus half the establishment elite exposed as raving necrophiliacs, pederasts and into zoophilia.

So how the fuck is the global population going to be maintained at its current useless eater level if no fucker is into shagging a mature member of the opposite sex?

Thought for the day. This world needs to get its head on straight. Brexit besides and fuck the unelected, corrupt Brussels kleptocrats and the EUSSR Federation, it's time for a socio-political re-evaluation – in the form of 1789 and 1917.
Rid ourselves - perhaps via the required medium of violent hands – of this greed-induced Satanist deep state / neo-con / zionist / new world order and start again – sans Crapitalism – on a moral non-subservient appreciative worship of the Earth Mother / Gaia matriarchal / animist principle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 23 September 2017

May's 3T's: Treacherous, Treasonous Traitor

In today's 'Treason Beyond Borders' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Oh yes, and make no bones about it - the banner headline is what now sums up this venal broomstick merchant - the Nasty Party's bought and paid for EUSSR Federation globalist -Terry Maybot, to a 'T' – a Treacherous, Treasonous Traitor that last Friday hobbled the Brexit dynamic with this insidious and conspiratorial two year transition period gimmick.

The question of the moment hangs in the air like a festering pork belly about to explode and shower the vicinity with malodorous fectal matter: is Terry 'Muppet' Mayhem's 'Brexit postponed' poisoned chalice speech to the Florence chapter of the Townswomen's Mafia Guild to go down in the annals of infamy as The Day that Brexit Died?

You betcha – if the likes of the Westminster Remainiac camp shills n stooges have their wicked way - and one thing's for sure - the record of history will not treat this spineless woman kindly – for by the time the Maybot has finally been evicted from office she'll have scored higher points in the socio-political Tory hate charts than Slaggie Twatcher ever did – for her Biblical scale treachery directed against 17:5 million members of the British voting public.

So, WTF can a determined band of common herd Brexiteer crusaders do to save the day and implement the patriotic spirit of the Brexit OUT! referendum vote when we have the Lib-Dum pantomime marionettes and the dingbat Comrade Corbyn's Trotskyist Labour machine conspiring on the opposition benches - all openly hostile to Brexit in any shape or form?

What we need to thwart the cross-party political chicanery is a Brexit Messiah – and with UKIP and Farage having their 'democratic' hearts in the right place - yet being as organised as a troupe of drunken acrobats - then our Second Coming saviour will hopefully manifest in the incarnate form of the Mighty Mogg and his fellow die hard Brexiteer apostles.

The gospel according to the Biased Broadcasting Corp's political hack, Laura Kuntsberg is one that the Maybot's treacherous act of hitting the pause button on Brexit and suggest expediting this 'never-ending transition period' policy to placate the Nasty Party's warring wings – infested with Brussels'-aligned Fifth Column Remainiacs - puts our Brexit strategy on a par with Israel's more scent than substance 'two state solution' to their 'Palestinian problem' – it ain't never gonna happen – especially so with the perfidious scumster likes of Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond leading the Tory Remoaner clique – in collusion with pro-EUSSR Tory MPs Ken 'Paedo Groper' Clarke and that repulsive blonde moment 'schwein im schlüpfer' (pig in knickers) - Anna 'Frack Me' Sourpuss.

Since the Brexit 'Leave' referendum vote was announced and the dipshit Posh Dave Scameron jumped ship like the sleazy pig-bonking rat he is – all we've had from the Nasty Party is more high octane incompetence - displayed from day one with this wet dream moronic schlemiel Davis appointed as Brexiteer-in-Chief and his Fawlty Towers approach to negotiations with the EUSSR commissars.

Yep, we're all aware of the logistical complexities involved with implementing Brexit but this 'fucking the cat' one step forward / two steps back dog n pony show act between the Brussels kleptocrats and Worstminster goons – with treacherous suggestions of a revised decaffeinated, EU-lite membership is enough to make a shit-wallowing hog spew.

So let's just do it. Out means Out – so get us the fuck OUT – and walk away from the mess of pottage.

Fuck Brussels n their mega-£££ zillions divorce settlement demands. Give them the wee nippy Sturgeon remainiac and all of 'kiddie-fiddling friendly' Nonceland – and the same applies with this 'Irish border' factor - that troublesome den of sectarian Proddy-Papist bomb-chucking terrorist-ridden Northern Ireland – they can have that dump as well – along with the 'for sale' DUP's political whores.

Meanwhile, the Backstabbers Gazette focuses on the figures – reporting that Terry 'Judas' Maybot and her Nasty Party 'viper pit' cabinet have been in secret negotiations with the EUSSR's anally-retentive Michelle Barnyard and offered a covert compromise to Brussels - signalling she's ready to pay whatever they demand (from the taxpaying sheeple's purse) in this so-called divorce bill – which insider snitchers put at £40 billion quid.

Here is perfectly displayed the treachery involved by Brussels' Fifth Column of Remainiacs and Remoaners entrenched in our own Parliament's House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds – 90% of whom cannot be trusted to expedite the democratic 'majority vote' will of We, the People - but are cravenly kow-towing to their Bilderberg / European Round Table corporatocracy masters.

Then we have the likes of the universally-hated ex-Labour war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar spewing his personal brand of halitosis venom on the Brexit process – assisted by both the loony left and loony right - spreading all manner of toxic viral mass media black propaganda – the Lib-Dum's delusional Vince 'I'll Be the Next Prime Minister' Cable and Brexit will be reversed – and the madcap geriatric 'Monkey Boy' Heseltine – (the one mentioned in Dolphin Square / Elm Guest House paedo investigation memos) - claiming Brexit will never happen.

Okay, just to reflect on the apostate Maybot's back-sliding 'two years' transition period – and preferably longer – following the March 2019 Brexit 'Leave' date - during which period Brussels rule of law and kleptocratic money grubbing will continue on current terms.

Que? WTF? a two-year transition period? March 2019 will be nigh on THREE YEARS since the referendum's Leave result – how much transition do these moronic dog wankers need? Mind you the useless tossers sat on their arses and did nowt for the first year.

Here now, plain as day, we see the core spirit of Brexit betrayed - by the Nasty Party's fuckwit of a 'I Voted Remain' leader and her venal 'parties of self-interest' cabinet cohorts – all in possession of First Class tickets to ride the public-funded Gravy Train in perpetuity – conjuring up any old foot-dragging, piss poor excuse for interminable 'damage control' delays to the Brexit process - so as to ensure their cherished status quo doesn't become a collateral damage Brexit casualty.

Really, if the so-called Article 50 negotiations are scheduled to finish in March 2019, then WTF are we going to be hanging around until March 2021 for? Just so Brussels kleptocrats can rip us off for a few £££ zillion nicker more?

Terry Mayhem's puppet-parroted rhyme n reason justification for the extra two year delay is that Britain would have to accept free movement from the EUSSR's Third World shithole member economic migrants – a legion of unwashed gyppos n pikeys - along with war zone / asylum seeking child refugees - (read 'potential Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist scum) - all hell bent on scrounging welfare benefit missions - and stay in the single market (customs / EUSSR laws) for (tongue-slip) 'at least two years' after Brexit - to prevent businesses facing a lemming style kamikaze cliff-edge departure from the star-crossed union.

Cliff edge departure? Excusez moi? Two years extra – they will have had 'three years' already to get their proverbial shit together by the time March 2019 comes around. The 'two years extra' translates as Groundhog Day syndrome – perhaps more so akin to Hotel California – 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device' – or as the EUSSR's closet case sodomite-pederast alcoholic Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard might put it: 'you can check out any time you like - but you can never leave!'

This two year 'decaffeinated Brexit' extension betrayal on Mayhem's part is unacceptable – which will morph into the UK paying into the scrounging EUSSR's extortionate budget - so member states are not left out of pocket - plus we will still be under Brussels' control freak jackboot and laws and their encroaching totalitarian federation community member model - with national identity – along with culture – first contaminated then eradicated.
Sorry, Mrs May - we've seen better organised riots.

For better or worse (probably the latter) EUSSR negotiator, Michelle Barnyard, is scheduled to meet with Broken Britain's David Davis, the UK's excuse for a Brexit Secretary, on Monday for a forty-fourth round of dead end talks during another of their boozy six course lunches at Brussels' downtown Chateau de Pisshead restaurant.

Thought for the day. The perfidious and sycophantic likes of Mayhem, Hammond, Cable, Corbyn – and Bliar (who now falls more into the war criminal / unelected political meddler bracket / Bilderberg gopher) - are of a cross party opinion that they don't give a flying fuck that a 17:4 million majority of the common herd electorate voted 'OUT' in the Leave / Remain referendum – it's what they – (actually their EUSSR Brussels masters) - want – and these seditious bastards are on a hell bent mission to subvert and overturn Brexit at any cost.

Plus, with the likes of Frogland's cancer of the personality President Manny Microbe dismissing the Maybot's Florence commitments and stating the Brussels parasites want not only their Shylockian 'pound of flesh' – but intend to drain our once-sceptred isle's sacred stock of milk and honey - then hold us in a state of perpetual 'transition period bondage' - to suck up any and all profit to be derived from the British populations' collective 'blood, sweat and tears' – then any chance of the United Kingdom's 'orderly withdrawal' from the EUSSR is starting to look more like a Dunkirk Mk II clusterfuck – on steroids.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 17 September 2017

Terror Latest: ISIS Invent Chapatti Bomb

In today’s ‘Demonising Islam' (Operation Gladio False Flag Attack Drill: Log Entry XXXVII) exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'unexploded bomb' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to muddled media sources on Friday initially reported that an improvised 'Fireball XL5' explosive device was 'sort of' detonated on a tube train in south-west London during that morning's rush hour – a terrorist incident that resulted in 29 passengers hospitalised after suffering collateral injuries.

Friday's blast, at Parsons Nose station on the District Line, is being treated as an act of terrorism after the so-called Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack - which Nasty Party Prime Monster Terry Maybot was quick to condemn as 'not a very nice thing to do when commuters are trying to get to work'.

The Met's Plod Squad have now confirmed that the bomb was an improvised explosive device (IED) placed inside a plastic bucket and, like those on 21/7, didn't work as planned as it failed to go 'Ka-Boom!' and kill anyone.

Sgt Ron McScrote informed one gutter press hack from the Jolly Jihad Gazette that the device's Xmas tree lights initiator appears to have functioned but the main explosive charge – packed into a recycled mayonnaise jar – failed to detonate and simply fizzled and burned.
"Obviously this was due the fact the bomb-maker got the recipe wrong – just like the 21/7 attacks where the terrorists had attempted to make a batch of TATP explosive compound from hair bleach and nail varnish remover. Then they added chapatti flour to boost the explosive mix but their chemistry was a total fubar and they ended up making a white baguette that stank of acetone and refuse to go 'Bang'."

According to leaked security services reports there have been a spate of Terrorist Act Section 58 arrests and subsequent prosecutions around Broken Britain's nail, hair and beauty salons – plus the seizure of stocks of chapatti flour from a slew of Indian delicatessens in the Midlands - for possession of these bomb making materials.

With the whole of London – and especially the Underground train system - being smothered with 24/7 panopticon CCTV cameras, specialist beady-eyed search officers spent hours on Friday attempting to ascertain what manner of total moron was carrying the distinctive Lidl supermarket bag and its bulky 'bucket bomb' contents on to the Tube – for whoever carried the 'fizzle n flunk' explosive device would have been captured on scores of cameras during their journey.

Simultaneously Plod Squad detectives will be following any money trail they can - looking at the payment cards used to enter and leave the London Underground – or the suspicious purchase of precursor chemicals, Xmas tree fairy lights – 'in September' - and bags of chapatti flour.

Very often it is the sheer shit-for-brains incompetence of these Muslim terrorist types that provides the breakthrough, as per the key lead in the hunt for the 21/7 Saracen Scally bombsters was Hussein Manuke Khara's ISIS Club membership card that he forgot to take it out of his explosive-container rucksack.

Another would-be bomber, who's now languishing in jail, Neekni Sahrawi, logged onto Google's DIY Bomb-Making for Dummies website to learn how to cobble together an explosive device with an electric timer - in case it was too windy to strike a match and light the fuse – but failed to realise he ended up talking to Abdul Grasser on Skype, a paid Plod Squad snitch.

Saturday saw the arrest of the Parson's Nose terrorist bombing suspect attempting to board a France-bound ferry at Dover – who has now identified as an 18-year-old Iraqi-born Muslim, Raji ibn Himar - aka Radical Raji - and detained under the Terrorism Act 2000 / Section 41 (subsection 2(a) Faulty Bomb Provisions).

The suspect, who sneaked into Britain quite recently, via Calais, with a group of child war zone refugees, claiming to be an asylum-seeking Syrian 9th grade schoolboy who had been studying at Allepo's Jolly Jihad Institute - was held in Dover on Saturday by Kent plods and taken to a local extra-judicial rendition water boarding centre to have a chat with MI5 interrogators.

Following Radical Raji's arrest, counter-terrorism officers searched a house in Sunbury-on-Thames' Madrasa Terraces where the suspect had been lodging – which was later blown up in a controlled explosion by the bomb disposal squad – just to be on the safe side.

Ms Chantelle O'Skanger, a 16 year old mother of three and Madrasa Terraces neighbour, spoke with media hacks from the Xenophobe Gazette, revealing that: "Radical Raji's full of shit – same as his knobhead mate, Yahoo Faroukh – wiv their fancy dress stick-on beards an' boastin' ter every fucker an' their dog down the local Costa's halal coffee shop that they're undercover secret agents fer ISIS. Wot a load of old bollocks. Raji's just a very naughty boy wot's known around here on our Landfill Hamlets council estate as a self-delusional anti-Christ wannabe."

Metropolitan Police spokeswoman Fellattia McGamm informed media hacks that Radical Raji's arrest is significant but the terror threat level was still critical and the public should remain vigilant – for while the depleted ranks of the London Plod Squad were struggling to provide sufficient protective security measures - extra armed officers were being employed from the local Jobcentre faster than shit through a Christmas goose.

Pushed by reporters for further information on the terrorist suspect McGamm replied that "For strong investigative and security reasons I cannot give any more details about 18-year old Iraqi, Radical Raji - just in case it's another Brazilian electrician style fuck up involving mistaken identity and he sues us for torture after the security service interrogators have ripped his fingernails out and stamped on his bollocks."

On the ball as usual, Nasty Party PM, Terry Mayhem told media hacks that the bomb attack had been 'intended to cause significant harm'.
Erm, yes Terry – as bomb attacks do – same as the type of clusterfuck weaponised ordnance the UK government approve the sale of to the barbaric likes of the Saudi Arabian psycho government - to drop on hapless Yemeni civilians

Not wishing to miss out on a spot of publicity, while speaking on the Beeb's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr Show, the Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home Secretary Amber Crudd stated for the public record that there was 'no evidence' to suggest the so-called Islamic State were behind Friday's 'lone wolf' Parson's Nose tube station attack – apart from the 'in yer face' fact they have claimed to be on their 'Daesh Rules' website.

Egged on by Marr to provide details of the government's plans for increased security across the swathe of the public domain, Ms Crudd replied that "Following yesterday's cabinet Snakebite emergency committee meeting it's been unanimously decided that our first step in solving the improvised explosive devices problem is to have Lidl stop selling buckets to Muslim teenagers – along with shops stocking nail varnish remover and bottle blonde hair dye – and chapatti flour."

Hmmm, Saturday night's 'second arrest' of another terrorist suspect - a 21-year old Syrian child war zone refugee identified as Yahoo Liwat Faroukh - at his Hounslow bedsitter hideout above Aladdins Cave Peri-Peri Chicken chew n spew fast food outlet sort of puts Amber Crudd's 'lone wolf' theory out of joint – with further evidence indicating that terrorists 1 and 2 are ISIS cohorts and actually part of an organised lupine pack.

The Met Plod Squad's Assistant Commissioner Mork Robot asked the public to remain "vigilant", but they shouldn't be too alarmed as it seemed the Daesh terrorists hadn't a fucking clue how to make a functional bomb.
"We have today launched Operation Bad Temper, which involves the deployment of Armed Forces military thugs after the threat level was raised – and this will be stepped up over the next few days – so don't be surprised if you see THAAD anti-missile batteries deployed in your local parks and battle tanks rattling down the High Street."

So too London's Muslim Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, who appealed for 'calm'. And this hypocrisy from the very same tosser who opined to one gutter press hack from the Nihilist Review: "Hey, what do people expect? Islamic terrorist attacks are all part and parcel of living in a big city. That's why people have life insurance policies and pre-paid funeral plans.'

Met Commissioner Cressida Dickhead (the very same woman (sic) whose gung-ho 'shoot first' policy precipitated a mass exodus of foreign electricians after okaying the extra-judicial snuffing of Brazilian sparkie, Jean Charles de Menezes, at Stockwell Tube Station in 2005 – when our 'secret service' smart-arses mistook a Latin American Catholic for a Mid-Eastern Muslim terrorist) – told press hacks that 'Hail. rain or snow – or ISIS bombs - London is carrying on as normal'.

Dickhead added that "My plods have prevented six other significant terrorist plots prior to Manchester's MEN Arena bombing and Friday's failed IED fizzle out. So, put plainly, this is the most sustained period of terror activity in England since the 14th Century Viking invasions."

"The public might yet have to endure more bombings as we simply don't have the officers since the Tories slashed our policing budgets and the amount of work that confronts detectives on a day like this is enormous and the few assigned to the investigation have clear goals to work on – specifically:
Was the bomber part of ISIS 14th Armoured Segway Brigade?
Are there more dormant devices that haven't gone Bang yet?
Was the dirty Daesh jihadi terror chief Mohammad al Patsy involved?
Was the IED made from a Pound Shop DIY bomb kit?"

Commissioner Dickhead's politicised 'London carries on as normal / we shall not surrender' propaganda bullshit besides – England went through the worst indiscriminate and protracted 'civilian targeted' aerial bombing 'blitz' in history - courtesy of Hitler's nasty Nazi German Lutwaffe psychos - and never blinked an eye.
So why is a bit of a fizz-bang (more at fizz than bang) chapatti bomb in a plastic bucket going to un-nerve them – or a white renta-van assassination vehicle running pedestrians down – or manky Muslim crazies armed with a selection of Argos sub-shite quality kitchen knives attempting to snuff uniformed members of the Plod Squad clad in stab vests going to scarify stalwart Brits?

On the injured front Chelsea and Westminster Hospital claim to have treated fourteen passengers from the Parson's Nose station terrorist incident, with a small number who tried to smother the burning bucket bomb with their hands taken to its burns unit.
Four people were treated by Imperial College Healthcare and three at St George's Hospital - for injuries resulting from the 'Bomb! Bomb! scare panic that caused the mass evacuation of the tube train carriage at Parson's Nose station and the frenzied stampede over fallen bodies on the platform steps.
St Thomas' Hospital reported they treated eight patients - who had since been discharged and taken to a nearby launderette to wash their soiled underwear.

Now, down to the nitty-gritty. A total of twenty-nine people were NOT injured by what the fantasy exaggeration mass media machine describes as 'a huge explosion with fireballs caused by an incendiary bomb' – which cellphone selfie pix show to be a smoking plastic bucket inside a Lidl Greedy Grocer supermarket bag - with a set of Xmas tree fairy lights hanging out – still intact and to all intents and purposes – undamaged.

Common sense smells a rat – and this has just gotta be a common herd scarifying false flag staged drill / with 98% of the crisis actors involved getting injured in the scared shitless 'Bomb! Bomb!' alert staged panic stampede to get the fuck off the tube and up the stairs.

The mind boggles. Is this the latest sub-nuclear explosives weapon threat from ISIS (IS / ISIL / Daesh – (whatever the fuck these 'identity-confused' tossers are calling themselves this week) – a 'Chapatti Bomb' - in a plastic bucket – an even worst idea than these much-vaunted 'pressure cooker' bombs – in a thin-skinned stainless steel or aluminium pot – basically a tin can?

Que? WTF gives? Is this why Britain trembles? Threatened by a bunch of head-banging beardy amateurs - posing as professionals – who like their Mid-East based ISIS contemporaries, can't do shit right if they haven't got their US CIA and Israeli Mossad military advisers there to show the dumb shits 'how'?

If these Islamic terrorist wankers haven't got the first year chemistry class know-how to encase their explosive mix in a thick steel container with lots of nasty sharp shrapnelly type crap taped to the outside – ball bearings / concrete nails, etc – then they most definitely have not got the nuance to go fucking around with Halal recipe organic explosive mixes - cooking up the likes of a non-nitrogenous acetone (nail varnish remover) and 'bottle blonde' hydrogen peroxide to make sympathetic detonation prone triacetone triperoxide (TATP) - or tri-cyclic acetone peroxide (TCAP) – and then reportedly spicing up the explosive blend further with 'chapatti flour' – using a Poundland timer and Xmas tree fairy light elements or a strand off a steel wool Brillo pad - as a detonator?

Really, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

So that's put paid to Posh Dave Scameron's multi-culture society being a success.
Let these alien influences who so despise our democratic system of government, freedom of speech and worship - and moral Christian culture - gather in their ghettos and implement their Sharia Law – hand chopping, stoning, enforced purdah 'and' have FMG butchery performed on the NHS! Now that's gotta slam the brakes on shoplifting - and bored housewives screwing around.

Though personally we don't know about these ISIS Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types hating our democratic freedoms – when we have half of fucking Parliament – the House of Conmans MPs and the Upper House of Frauds unelected money-grubbing kleptocrats in accord with them – by attempting to thwart the Democratic 'Will of the People' vote and trying to overturn the 2016 Brexit referendum result - to keep us shackled to the totalitarian EUSSR control freak federation.

Thought for the day. Met Plod Squad latest press release: 'We're working on the theory that the bomber shops at Lidl.'

We stand back in stupefied astonishment at the gullibility of the masses that fall for the psychological manipulation of public perception via concocted narratives composed of semi-truths and culturally-appealing 'Them n Us' falsehoods (aka 'lies') that serve to imprint themselves in the common herd's subconscious – to be resurrected in the conscious thought forefront as either negative or positive 'conformity' manifestations – depending on the context of the next fake propaganda release.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

CCTV photo coverage of the 'Whodunit' terrorist:

https://www.facebook.com/765137956997450/photos/a.765146673663245.1073741827.765137956997450/827003747477537/?type=3&theater

Friday 15 September 2017

9/11: The War on Terror - 16 Years On

In today’s ‘9/11 False Flag Treason’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our Gates of Hell media correspondent, Charon the Greek, manning the live news cellphone hotline from the River Styx ferry terminal for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Wow n no shit - how time flies! The 16th anniversary of the 9/11 false flag Islamic terrorist attack on the Great Satan fell on Monday last.
The NeoCon's wet dream Pearl Harbour Mk II realised – when the Project for the New American Century went into maximum overdrive with conjured black propaganda justification to cause neo-colonial havoc and mayhem across the Middle East and North Africa via aggressive military actions by the US and Israel and their Arab state proxies - to oust unfavourable regimes and install their own Zionist-friendly puppets – and balkanise the invaded countries into bite sized chunks through the tried n tested sectarian hatred of divide n conquer recipe – then seize control of their natural resources in the process (oil / gas, minerals, opium) – plus establish permanent geo-strategic US military bases.

Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Sudan (split 50 / 50), Yemen, Syria (not quite done yet – thanks to Russia), Egypt (regime change) - with Lebanon and Iran still to go – all of which will serve to establish the vastly-expanded boundaries of a Greater Israel.

But back to the sleight of hand legerdemain 9/11 con trick – the hand is faster than the eye, as the magicians say – and the common herd are suckered yet again into taking their collective eye off the ball by simple smoke n mirrors diversion techniques.
Holograms, crisis actor witness statements, non-existent controlled demolition explosions, Stevie Jones' more scent than substance nano-thermite theory – a litany of lies touted by a troop of traitorous shills - along with the ever-compliant 'echo chamber' mass media machine.
All of which the common herd swallowed hook, line n sinker as being the truth - along with Dubya Bush's declaration of War on Terror as being in their best interest – even though the reality was a polar opposite.

So forget the hijacked four commercial aircraft scam and box-cutter bullshit - and the 19 imaginary Jolly Jihadist Muslim terrorists, led by Mohammad al Patsy, wielding Pound Shop box cutters – just how did the feral bastard Neo-Con tricksters pull it off?

For a fact this wasn't some cloak and dagger top secret act of treason expedited by a shadowy clique in the dark corners of a Masonic Hall wash room. Oh no siree, it involved hundreds of participants – compartmentalised involvement for sure, but scores would have seen the 'bigger picture' – even the scam sham crisis actors describing what didn't happen.

Well, the Great Satan and the Mil-Ind Cartel (Deep State Empire) has the science and technology – mainly robbed from Nick Tesla – but DARPA have evolved it into something so diabolical, even their Satanic masters over in Tel Aviv, were handing out kudos.

Alaska's Gakona-based HAARP array played a key role, and used to trigger, then spice up, tropical storm Erin into a weather-born death machine hurricane that slogged its way faithfully up from the Caribbean and sat 'good dog stationary' off NY's Long Island on 9/11 – (with nary a breath of wind nor rain falling on Manhattan?) - while the villainous Sith sect anoraks and beardies assigned to the nuclear / high-end energy physics Brookhaven National Laboratory's 'Centre for Functional Nanomaterials' tapped into Erin's limitless electro-magnetic field energy core's nuclear potential - to boost the lab's particle accelerator scalar wave beam to converge with, and superimpose itself - via interferometry phenomenon - with the non-Hertzian standing longitudinal wave being generated inside the South Tower / WTC 2.
Then, following the molecular dissociation of the entire structure to nano-dust, allow a 28 minute 're-charge' period - before initiating the self-same disintegration pattern of North Tower / WTC 1.

The hard core evidence (and perhaps lack of such) is there – or not – for all to see. The molecular dissociation / dustification of Towers 1 and 2 concrete and steel. The sore thumb collateral damage factors – spontaneous combustion of vehicles along the scalar wave's path – and the scores of tipper trucks loaded with topsoil – ready n waiting to go and be spread across the WTC site to contain the after-effects 'fuming'.
Then we have the hole in a field in Wanksville, Pennsylvania – and no UA 93 plane – plus another hole in the side of the Pentagon - and no AA 77 Boeing 757 there either – just a smoke-stained 12 foot breach where a BGM 109 Tomahawk cruise missile slammed into the wall.

Ike warned of the sinister, encroaching nature and profit-driven venal excesses of the Military–Industrial–Congressional Complex (cabal) in his 1961 Presidential 'farewell address' to the nation - with JFK in the process of pulling the MICC's teeth in 1963 – and we all know how that strategy ended rather badly for the do-gooder Camelot presidency in Dealey Plaza on 22/11/63 (occult symbology strikes again).

There's no advanced cryptic quantum algorithms required to determine the deep state Machiavelli copycat scumsters responsible for the 9/11 false flag attacks – primarily aimed to demonise Islam and collectively brand Muslims as potential homicidal jihadists, declare a War on Terror and invade their safe havens / nation states of origin – with the additional bonus function of slapping US citizens in the face with the Patriot Act and the imposition of a control freak TSA / Homeland Security police state.

So will these unaccountable and more to the point – untouchable - elitist pro-Zionist 9/11 Neo-Con 'Dark Side' traitors – Cheney, Bumsfeld, Pearle, Wolfowitz, Abrams, Bremer, Feith, Kristol, Podhoretz, Kagan, Bolton, Chertoff, Shylock J. Quackenbush III – and their Israeli manky Mossad high-fiving Urban Movers men and art students, et al - ever be brought to book and justice for their crimes?

Don't hold your breath, Same as their scumbag predecessors 'WASP establishment' hit on JFK – (courtesy of the 'evil-since-birth' Dulles Brothers who jointly turned lies and deceit into their own unique art form) - 54 years on and the lone gunman scam (Lee Harvey Patsy) is still being bandied as the official line.

What a crock – Kennedy fires CIA head honcho Allen Welsh Dulles – who responds by initiating the Dealey Plaza hit on the President – then has LBJ appoint him to the Warren Commission – a clique hardly comprised of Kennedy fans – who ruled (after 10 months of slack-arsed deliberations) on the single shooter / magic bullet deceit – and hey presto, the guilty are in the clear and it's business as usual for the Mil-Ind / Bankster cabal who pull the Beltway puppet strings – then and now.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled Skull n Bones bumboys, noncing Beltway shits, perjurious political ponces, treasonous Neo-Con kleptocrats, bent money-laundering banksters and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks - no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger coterie pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Crimonmogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Tuesday 12 September 2017

Nazi Regime Schooling the New Norm?

In today’s ‘Neo-Fascist Academy' exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Ron 'Call Me Sally' Scrote, reporting from the pinnacle of her 145 foot tall Norfolk Naval Pillar monument elevated vantage point – standing alongside the inland-facing Admiral Nelson with a live news cellphone hotline in one hand and telescopic lens in the other as she scans the totalitarian ground level goings-on at Great Yarmouth's all-new Control Freak Charter Academy for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The burning question of the day circulating school teacher's fortified, 'pupil-proof' common rooms across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle is this: are totalitarian 'Conform – or Else' academy style schools – (run by control freak martinets and clinically insane sadists – all mutually set on raking in maximum 'performance bonuses') - the future of Broken Britain's not-fit-for-purpose education system – or yet another slapstick, government-approved 'step in the wrong direction'?

While the considered national collective opinion of traditional teaching method educators is still out on this issue, Norfolk's purportedly failing Great Yarmouth Asbo Central School has been selected as a test case guinea pig and taken over by the for-profit Purgatory Trust - who intend to impose a hardline discipline regime now the troubled school has been further blighted with a 'charter academy' status.

A new principal was drafted in after the failing school received the worst GCSE results in the known Universe this summer - with just 3% of pupils achieving a pass in English – a result under question as all stand accused of cheating.

Headmaster Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher, who's taking over from Ms Louise 'Moron Features' Numpty, has been seconded from his recent post as Warder at Iraq's Abu Ghraib Prison to sort the school – (staff 'and' pupils) – out and get it back on track.
(A bit like Dr Beeching did with British Rail in the good ole days when Britain had the prefix of Great – before the Nasty Party Prime Monster Slaggie Twatcher de-industrialised the UK and exchanged the 'Great' for 'Broken'.)

Principal McGnasher was co-founder, and former deputy principal, at the Vatican-funded (and notoriously strict) St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites in Smegmadale-on-Sea – which has built up a reputation for being one of the toughest schools in the Northern hemisphere – where teachers are the 'unquestioned authority' – with graduating pupils eyed by the Ministry of Defence and private military contractors such as Slackwater for immediate employment in their special forces units.

Great Yarmouth's freshly re-named Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy has circulated a no-holds-barred / take no prisoners letter to both school staff and parents, setting out Principal McGnasher's high expectations and standards - plus a series of behaviour rules which the 1,000 pupils labouring under his 'reward versus punishment' Spartan regime must obey.

McGnasher informed one gutter press hack from the Despot's Gazette that "Since I accepted the post of Principal in July I've decreed that the teaching staff undergo a week's indoctrination study program at Julia Muddleton's *** Common Purpose NLP brainwashing institute – followed up by a further refresher course in class control techniques at the prestigious Iron Fist Teachers Training College in Pyongyang."

Furious mothers and fathers have already set up a group on Facebook aptly titled 'Yarmouth High School Parents Shitting Kittens' after being outraged by the new get-tough crusade which they claim is a duplicate style of discipline cloned from the Nazi's Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp model.

Elsewhere, McGnasher's internal school memo informs pupils they must 'only look at your teacher - or where your teacher has directed you to look' and that they must 'never get out of their chair without permission'. Likewise, retractable pens are no longer allowed in the school as the clicking is a distraction.

Students are further warned to not make excuses to get out of learning. 'You never lie and make excuses such as 'I just wanted to put something in the bin'.
'We all know children say things like that to sneak off to the bogs for a bifter or a snort of coke – or a quick wank.'

'You never pretend to be ill to get out of work because we expect you to slog through it. If you feel sick after eating the pigswill crap served up for lunch by our Chew n Spew Catering Service in the academy canteen we will give you a bucket. If you vomit - no problem! You've got your bucket. But if you are really ill we will make sure you get all the attention you need from our school nurse, Frau Mengele.'

Ex-student Chantelle McSkanger, a 16-year old single mother of three and resident of Yarmouth's notorious Landfill Hamlets sink or swim council housing estate, told media hacks "I woz effin' gob-smacked when I heard wot the fuck this new head teacher is plannin'. I woz thinkin' of stayin' on an' studyin' fer me A-level in Welfare Benefit Fraud, but fuck it – I ain't goin' back now."

"Just look at wot this tosser's done wiv the place – electrified fences wiv razor wire on top – an' metal detectors an' drug sniffin' dogs an' pat-down gropes by G4S Renta-Thug security agency scumsters – an' yer classroom teachers kitted out with X26C Tasers an' cattle prods an' them Asp telescopic steel batons – the same type the Met's TSG Goon Squad use ter beat innocent passers-by wiv before slammin' 'em face first inter the pavement – an' killin' 'em."

"No shit, there's gonna be a load of self-harmin' goin' on this next term – up ter an' includin' a lemmin' style mass suicide event off the cliffs at Hunstanton – unless some of the Stage 5 / Year 11 kids pull an online crowd-sourcin' stunt an' get enough cash ter hire a hitman an' put a contract out on that prick McGnasher."

Principal McGnasher's letter sent to parents:

Dear families,

Great Yarmouth Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy opened its doors to students on Wednesday, September 6th.

Our Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy is no longer Great Yarmouth High School. This was a failing school where, too often, the lack of pupil discipline was commonplace and many parents simply did not support the school. In 2017 Great Yarmouth High School pupils had the worst GCSE results ever recorded in Britain.

In a typical class of 30 pupils, 29 pupils left the school without even being able to write their own name or read a Jobseekers charter agreement.
Yarmouth Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy is a member of the New World Order's Purgatory Trust and, as such, has huge child sex trafficking financial resources and military expertise behind it.

As the Headmaster of the Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy I cannot and will not allow this lack of discipline, disrespect, failure, bullying, truancy and absence of parental support, that were all a part and parcel of the accepted 'who gives a flying fuck' culture at the former High School, to continue.

Parents let down their children when they fail to support their education. As a Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy parent you must support the school 100% - and that's including the 99% of slack-arsed Mummy's and Daddy's - or live-in 'partners' - who haven't done so to date. Failure to support the academy will see our Compliance Officers coming round in the middle of the night and knocking on your door.

At times you may think our approach inflexible, too strict, or unreasonable. But that's your own delusional problem from watching too much telly.

My job, as Headmaster of the Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy, is to ensure that teachers and pupils have a safe environment - free from knife and gun fights, in which they can excel.

Your children's job is to get their bony arses into bed every night at 21:00 hours – and out at 06:30 – into a cold shower followed by a breakfast of porridge and salt – then attend the academy every day on time; follow all instructions without question, treat everyone they meet politely, and achieve top grades – or else the shit hits the fan.

This could be the beginning of a whole new life full of possibilities for your children - so they don't all end up as unemployable wankers on benefits, addicted to drugs and booze and breeding more useless eating sprogs. To make that happen we need your 100% support.

Below you will find a list of the most basic expectations of the Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy. This is just the start.

A lot more detail will follow.

1. Traditional school shoes are out – even on wet and frosty days. A bare feet regime breeds character and gets children ready for the hardships of the real world – when their toes get trodden on.
Children who do not meet our expectations regarding uniform and appearance will be placed in the academy's all-new Isolation Tank.

2. No mobile phones on the school site. If a phone is seen or heard it will be confiscated – but if the kids are quick they can buy it back at a 50% discount at our Sunday morning car boot sales.

3. Jewellery. Girls may wear one small plain gold stud in each nipple only. No other genital piercings – and Prince Albert cock studs are right out.

4. No chewing gum on site. If found chewing gum on school premises, pupils will be water-boarded by our Compliance Officer, Mrs Scatt – and repeat offenders garrotted with piano wire.

5. Regarding the current wave of gender dysphoria hysteria sweeping the country – if children have a cock between their legs – they're a boy – and if not – then they're a girl – and will use the appropriate toilet facilities. Cross dressing offences will be met with severe disciplinary measures.

6. This is now a non-sectarian scholastic academy and religious wear is henceforth prohibited – with the wearing of full length habits, apostolniks, cornettes, scapulars, coifs and wimples - or full face burkas, hijabs, niqabs and / or dib-dabs banned. This mandate further includes rosaries and orthodox Jedi sect fidget spinners.

To conclude, your children will avoid detentions, isolations, confiscations and beatings if you are a supportive parent, cut down on their out-of-school booze and drug use; and give them the occasional slap round the head – or a good kicking when they get gobby and answer back.

The responsibility lies with you. We have a huge task ahead of us to educate the little twats to the extent they can wipe their own arses, write their names – and know how to put an X in the 'right box' on election day ballot sheets.

Clarification: *** Julia Muddleton's Common Purpose neuro-linguistic programming (brainwashing) institute is not to be confused with the 'Common Porpoise' charity – a no-profit organisation catering to the needs of distressed pelagic mammals.

Do you live in sea-level Great Yarmouth? Would you send your child to Principal McGnasher's Stalag Luft XVI Charter Academy to suffer a fate worse than 22nd SAS Regiment wanabee recruits go through at the Brecons-based Sennybridge camp?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870378/School-tells-parents-children-bed-9pm.html#ixzz4sLvwyt3v

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).