Sunday 29 December 2013

Child Spanking Results in SM Fetish

Today’s Festive Season ‘Enhanced Hypocrisy’ edition brings you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the paedophile-infested ranks of the deviant elitist establishment that run the executive, legislative and judiciary systems of our once-sceptred isle by default are ‘untouchable’ and above the law when it comes to Plod Squad investigations into complaints of pederasty and charges of child sexual abuse – colloquially referred to as acts of kiddie fiddling – in a bonkers contrast the gospel according to the Children's Commissioner for England, Maggie ‘The Troll’ Atkinson - the type of skanger who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil with her one-size-fits-all approach to ‘every fucking thing’ - claims that while incestuous abuse is okay, parents should be banned from smacking their own children.

Yep, you read it right the first time around – spanking your kids to teach them a lesson viz the error of their ways is henceforth verboten – while Tory, New Labour ‘and’ grossly-overweight Lib-Dum MPs, along with the extended royal family and Whitehall civil service jobsworth scumbags – and BBC DJ celeb’s - are protected by the Stasi state security apparatus from investigation and prosecution for grooming, sexually abusing and raping vulnerable children.

The intellectually-challenged Atkinson – the self-opinionated product of a Yorkshire numb-nuts comprehensive education and Common Purpose NLP brainwashing, was elbowed into the post of Children's Commissioner by New Labour’s bully boy Schools Sec’ Ed Ballsup back in the halcyon pre-Con-Dem Coalition days of 2010 – must be remembered foremost for her crass and atrocious remarks made in reference to the horrific Scouseland murder of defenceless 2-year old toddler Jamie Bulger – stating for the public record – and to her undying shame – that the pair of delinquent adolescent psychopaths who killed him should not have been prosecuted.

Atkinson, away with the nids in cloud cuckoo land on a self-promoting ego trip, yesterday opined to one gutter press hack from the Corporal Punishment Gazette that the law of the land provided pets with a better blanket of protection against abuse and physical violence than children.
“A loophole exists that allows the physical chastisement of erring children – which I want to see remedied – especially so considering delinquent kids can be stuck into rehab’ for drug abuse after they’ve stolen Mummy’s housekeeping money and blown it all on snort – and even if little Tommy and his mates do use Grandma as a punchbag and stick Tiddles in the microwave for a bit of a laugh, then Big Pharma have all manner of psycho drugs available to lobotomise them.”

In a move described by critics as being typical of her control freak menopausal maniac ramblings, the neurotic Atkinson further called for House of Conmans legislation to be proposed that enforced a total ban on child spanking – where erring parents would face criminal action.

Under current laws, mild smacking is allowed but any pugilistic display of fisticuffs which causes visible bruising, grazes, scratches, swellings and broken bones is no longer considered kosher and will criminalise parents and child carers alike. While Broken Britain’s adults have not been explicitly prohibited from smacking any and all erring sprogs, the 2004 Children's Act redefined the defence of ‘reasonable chastisement’ in England and Wales to include more than 20 lashes, a good kicking, head-butting - and specifically belts around the skull with an X-Box console.

In one utterly moronic supportive response statement to Atkinson’s squirly proposals issued by Dr Candida Mingerot of the NSPCC while being interviewed by Andrew ‘Bat Ears’ Marr on today’s ‘Child Beaters Hour’ programme, she claims evidence is building that smacking is wrong - as it ‘hurts’.

However street smart kids have been observed following Louis Pasteur’s maxim of ‘Chance favours the prepared mind’ by having child welfare services and the local Plod Squad’s phone numbers on their smart phone’s speed dial feature so they can summon assistance if Mum or Dad decide to get ‘heavy’ – with any parent grassed up by their children and found guilty of breaking this law facing a five year custodial sentence.

Similar laws, while largely ignored, do exist in Scotland and Northern Ireland – both universally recognised as culturally-violent sectors of the British Isles due the prehensile ‘killer gene’ factor present in the inbred Neanderthal populations, and being notorious for manifestations of infanticide - especially following sessions of binge drinking by incestuous parents and babysitting nonce relatives to conceal evidence of kiddie fiddling.

Conversely the Tory Justice Secretary Chris ‘Baldy’ Graything, himself the product of the Wankford Squeers corporal punishment based education culture prevalent at High Wycombe’s St Sodom’s College for Latter Day Masochists, opined to the media that he really enjoyed being severely beaten at school – which led to his fascination with the BD/SM Dominatrix culture and attending Madam Cruella’s chambers in Chelsea’s fashionable Max Mosley Gardens for a good thrashing on a weekly basis with his pal Chancellor Georgie Osborne and other members of the Downing Street coalition cabinet.

Well, there we go, yet another double helping of holier than thou political correctness crap - when it comes down to kiddie spanking then official hypocrisy rides again.
Albeit there’s no problem where the Tory government backed and funded – and armed - Jolly Jihad Salafist Islamic rebel fanatics in Syria are loosed to go off gassing mobs of non-combatant kids with sarin gas.
Same hypocrisy applied in Iraq and Afghanistan, Pakiland, Yemen and Somalia – with Western NATO / military drones firing off missiles into schools and orphanages by mistake then saying ‘Whoops’

But behind the scenes it’s all viewed as a ‘no problem’ situation as they’re all Third World useless eater darkies and potential Muslim terrorists when they grow up and leave the madrassa - and the same duplicity applies with child sex slaves and sweatshop labour around the Third World.

Then in dread and fear of having accusations of anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial thrown at them for publicly voicing a moralist opinion, no fucker or their proverbial dog dares say Boo! to a goose when it comes to the rogue ZioNazi state of Israeli’s IDF thugs beating the shit out of Palestinian kiddies and snuffing them to steal their internal organs for the ’Rabid Rabbi’ black market transplant trade.

So, in response to the aberrant thoughts of this Children's Commissioner, the type of person who thinks wood grows on trees and is further blighted to mix with polite society due her deranged self-righteousness complex and narcissistic personality disorder – fuck you Maggie Atkinson.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday 23 December 2013

M & S Switch Logo to ‘St Muhammad’

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

High Street retailer Mammon & Snobford management exec’s have made what might be their biggest fuckup since the last big fuckup with yesterday’s board room decision by the Ashkenazi-Zionist owners to keep all 700 of their UK-based store chain outlets ‘kosher’ and cease to stock pork products – and in a stellar buck-passing piece of smear strategy, blame the decision on causing offence to the fragile religious sensibilities of Muslim members of their cash register staff.

Conversely, the gospel according to the editorial in this morning’s Daily Shitraker, the M & S credibility-deficient decision is based on the fact that a Muslim checkout troll refused to serve hapless customers whose grocery baskets and trolleys contained bottles of booze and / or pig-related produce – bacon, ham, gammon etc.
Shitraker City desk editor Ron McScrote asserted that “These stupid tossers are courting ridicule on a daily basis and in my eyes have committed an act of commercial suicide – ritual fucking seppuku in fact – letting some egocentric prima donna of a self-opinionated Muslim slapper loose on a checkout desk - as demonstrated by the plummeting of the company’s stock market share price.”

“And that is just the start of their troubles – not only is this flawed decision bound to create further division and hatred within our co-called Big Society multi-cultural communities – but just wait until the boycotts kick in, then the M & S top dogs Bobby Flannell and Marky Bolland are going to be down the Jobcentre and end up working at Poundland.”

The initial ‘refusal’ incident occurred at the Mammon & Snobford branch in Smegmadale-on-Sea when Ms Fellattia Skanger, an 18-year old mother of three, has queued with her Xmas grocery-laden trolley only to be informed by a burka-clad Muslim checkout assistant that she would have to move to a ‘non-halal’ cashier desk due the fact she had both pork and alcohol produce amongst her grocery items.

“Well I woz effin’ gobsmacked when this slut sez she’s a strict orthodox Wahhabist Muslim so I gotta go ter another checkout desk cos I got a mega-pack of Peppa Pig pork snags, a six pack of Bitch Thumper lager an’ a coupla bottles of their two-for-one Chateau de Catpiss Shiraz.”
“Why the fuck don’t they put some effin’ sign up ter tell yer this shit an’ not have yer quein’ up for half a fuckin’ hour waitin’ ter get served in the Christmas rush? Yer know like, they could make ‘em wear a yellow star armband like wot the Nazis did wiv the Shylocks in the Holohoax.”

Frank ‘Pitbull’ O’Scally, a former EDL firebrand and now spokesman for the British National Party since being released from prison had this to say to gutter press hacks.
“Really, wot the fuck is this woman doin’ at a food hall checkout counter in a country where the staple diet of the indigenous Anglo-Saxon population is bacon butties, pork pies and scratchin’s – washed down wiv pints of Old Headbanger Special Brew?”

“This halal / haram policy they’re fieldin’ is political correctness gone bonkers an’ gonna be the source of a catastrophic cultural clash if M & S are gonna switch the corporate logo from St Michael to St Muhammad."
"So wot the fuck next – Hindu checkout staff refusin’ ter serve customers wiv packs of beef burgers? Vegetarian staff refusin’ ter serve anyone buyin’ meat produce? Vegan staff refusin’ ter serve any fucker wiv eggs or dairy produce? Homophobic staff refusin’ ter serve fudgers and dykes? Anti-materialist Buddhist checkout staff refusin’ ter handle cash? Pancake Tuesday Adventists refusing to do any fucking thing?”

“Well, laugh yer fuckin’ might but now this madness has started where the fuck does it end? Are they gonna be fielding Wahhabist Mutaween style security guards ter keep a beady eye on wot patrons are purchasing?”
“Of course, M & S human resources an’ compliance management policy could be amended ter ensure that the minimum wage morons they hire were contractually bound ter handle ‘all’ products stocked an’ sold by their stores.”

“Wot the problem is lies wiv the fact these sorry twats hate our Democratic freedoms – cos we have the choice of ‘not’ believin’ in God or go ter church on a Sunday an’ bangin’ our heads on the effin’ floor in supplication - an’ not expect a call from the religious police – or see some bored housewife getting’ her sad arse stoned – literally, wiv rocks n bricks - for havin’ a leg-over wiv the window cleaner while her Marine hubby’s off guardin’ opium crops an’ murderin’ non-combatant civilians in Afghanistan.”

An M&S spokesman informed a press hack from the Knobheads Gazette that “Customer service is our priority. Due this wake-up call, henceforth if we have an employee whose idiotic religious beliefs are going to be an impediment to their corporate career advancement and restrict food or drink handling then we’ll place them in a suitable role, such as sweeping up and emptying trash cans.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 22 December 2013

Lockerbie 25: Terrorist Scam Endures

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yesterday evening, the 21st December Winter Solstice - the longest night of the year in a series of long nights for Truth, Reason & Justice where the terrorist deception is concerned - a service in memory of the 270 people who died on that day in 1988 as a direct result of the Pan-Am Flight 103 aircraft being blown out of the sky over Lockerbie, Scotland by a planted explosive device, was held at Westminster Abbey.

Cynics claim this memorial service is being staged as a mass media hate event to remind every fucker and their dog – yet again - what a bad set of bastards the Muslim followers of Islam really are – especially so the Iranians and all those who hate our illusionary democratic freedoms - and provide a fresh justification boost of support for the never-ending war on terrorism.

Conversely, in an act of beyond the grave denial and speaking via a psychic medium from his tomb at Tripoli’s Jolly Jihad Church for Latter Day Patsies, the Lockerbie bombing suspect and fall guy Mr Addled-Egg-Basset-Hound al Megrahi, formerly a member of the Libyan security services Sacrificial Goat Squad, once again refuted any involvement in the 1988 plot to blow up Pan-Am Flight 103 and the on board team of CIA agent ‘snitch n grasser’ mission passengers.

Denials besides from Libyan patsy Mr al Megrahi and his suspected cohort Mr Lamen Khalifa Fit-up, on the 3rd May 2000 - 11 years, 4 months and 13 days following the destruction of Pan Am Flight 103 - a 36-week trial commenced at a specially convened Scottish Court in Holland, set up under Scots law and held at the disused Camp Schmuck, a US Air Force base outside Utrecht.

To secure an unsafe conviction verdict of the principal Libyan patsy, al Megrahi, and daub yet another indelible stain on the reputation of Scotland's Third World graft and corruption-ridden judiciary - riven by Masonic corruption, petty jealousies and naked political ambition - numerous major items of exculpatory evidence were never revealed to the defence team.

For here, behind the scenes, the offstage Kurumaku shadow masters were all ready in the wings and manipulating events post facto since 21/12/1988 to bring into play the false flag terrorist blame dynamic – and who fitted that bill to a tee? Why none other than the bonkers Pan-Islamic fanatic and all-round Great Satan hater, Libya’s Colonel Mo’ Gaddafi and his crew of equally squirly Muslim cohorts – made to measure for a frame up job - with the complicit assistance of bonny Scotland’s corruption-ridden government and judiciary.

Although five years after the fact Chief Prosecutor, Lord Fraser of the Catamites, admitted in 2005 that he regarded the main prosecution witness, Tony ‘Coathangers’ Gauci as a low-life and money-grubbing Maltese pimp – and as unreliable as an Irish cuckoo clock – followed by a most curious and cryptic statement to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette in 2009 to the effect that al Megrahi’s conviction was a foregone conclusion as ranking members of the Scottish Government didn’t want to upset the CIA and end up on their shit list.

Hmmm, to misquote Heinrich von Kleist –‘Scotland’s government: executive, legislative and judicial - are collectively a vile, living, breathing monument to dishonesty and corruption’.

Okay, now down to the nitty-gritty, and since the sad demise of that intrepid truthsayer Joe Vialls this task falls to us. Forget about drug mule Khaled Jafaar, Marwan Khreesat, Mohammed Abu Talb, ex-CIA agent Frank Terpil – or Wiley T. Coyote – the explosive device / bomb package never went on the plane in Germany via a bent Turkish Muslim baggage handler thinking he was loading a shipment of H, but rather slipped on board in a regular hard shell Samsonshite suitcase via the IranAir facility during the London ’Thiefrow’ stop-over of the Frankfurt – NY – Detroit transatlantic flight – courtesy of a cell of PGLP-GC 'and' the Kraut DVD’s ‘Gladio’ GO2 team agent provocateurs (not forgetting the Deutsches Verteidigungs Dienst control the COREA octopus).

For the record this was not the alleged fictional Toshiba cassette recorder packed with Semtex and triggered by the purported Swiss / Libyan Mebo MST-13 unit – but a Lockheed Hydra 70 missile ordnance package – stripped and reconfigured with a M255E1/A1 APERS warhead rigged to a M439 fuse / M84 detonator and sophisticated radio beacon frequency wave receiver.

For an extra ten points, guess who was tasked with the screening of baggage loading at both Wankfurt and Thiefrow? Why none other than the rogue state of Israel’s Mossad-controlled airport security firm ICTS – they of Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport / Nigerian skiddies bomber notoriety.

Now for the sore thumb ‘Who Knew’ facts – as with the fatal Pan Am Flight 103 we have a scenario so reminiscent of the high-fiving Mossad false flag terror attacks on the WTC Twin Towers on 9/11 – when Israeli-related interests in New York were receiving texts, e-mails and Chinese whispers from a certain Freddy Fagin in Tel Aviv not to go anywhere near Manhattan on that fateful day – and sell short on United Airlines stock.

A partial list of US and South African officials who suddenly backed out of travelling on Pan-Am Flight 103 to New York on the 21st December 1988 were Steve Green, assistant administrator, office of intelligence DEA; Oliver Revell, son of FBI bigwig Buck Revell - coincidentally FBI-head of investigation for the Lockerbie case; John McCarty, US ambassador to Cyprus; Pik Botha, the former South African foreign minister; General Van Tonda, head of the South African Secret Service (BOSS) and Defence Minister General Mallon – plus Botha’s entire 22 head diplomatic delegation.

Once again, when we have the Wallace and Gromit team planning these ‘amateurs posing as professionals’ style black op’s they’ve a tendency to be more full of holes than an Irish colander.

So above is a partial list of who was scheduled and confirmed to fly but then opted out. How about those persons of significant interest who were board and ceased their mortal existence at Lockerbie that fateful night? Well, let’s go with this pair for starters - Matthew Gannon of the CIA and Maj. Charles McKee of the DIA didn’t receive word of the covert ‘don’t fly!’ warning.

Matt Gannon, the CIA's deputy station chief in Beirut, Lebanon, was sitting in Clipper Class, Pan Am's version of business class, seat 14J. Major Chuck ‘Tiny’ McKee, an army officer on secondment to the Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA) in Beirut, sat behind Gannon in the centre aisle, in seat 15F. Two Diplomatic Security Service special agents, acting as bodyguards to Gannon and McKee, were sitting in economy; with Ron Lariviere, a security officer from the U.S. Embassy in Beirut in 20H – while Danny O'Connor and Bill Leyrer, security officers from the U.S. Embassy in Nicosia, Cyprus, sat behind.

Thus here we have the CIA’s own - a Middle East team who had knowledge of rogue CIA illegal drug and weapons deals funding and arming terrorist groups – such as al Qaeda - and all of whom perished – as planned - in the explosion that took down Pan Am Flight PA-103.

Gannon and Tiny McKee had a ‘conflict of interest’ bee in their proverbial bonnet concerning CIA weapons shipments to Syrian terrorists - along with supplies to Hezbollah and Hamas - as well as the large quantities of drugs a certain rogue CIA crew code-named COREA were facilitating for shipment into Europe and the US to finance their black op’s.

Top brass at Langley had attempted to stonewall Gannon and McKee’s demands for answers and corrective actions - as has been the case in several other documented instances involving drug operations with the military and the DEA - but to no avail.
Hence McKee’s team of seasoned field intelligence vet’s were, out of frustration, flying home of their own accord – and against orders - to present their documented evidence to Congress.

This posed such a substantial threat to the CIA’s black op’s team in the Middle East that it was decided to eliminate the problem before it reached US turf and blew the highly profitable rogue CIA-Jolly Jihad terrorist group weapons and drug smuggling ring wide open.

In 1994 Richard Fuisz - the CIA's key operative in the Syrian capital Damascus back in 1988 at the time of the Lockerbie bombing, following a personal prang of moral conscience and undergoing a Pauline type epiphany, held talks with US congressional aide Susan Lindauer, informing her he knew the identities of the Lockerbie bombers – none of whom were Libyans. For this breach of faith Fuisz was slapped with a Supreme Court gagging order and threatened with 10 years in jail if he went into blabbermouth mode again.

Oh well, since the days of WPC Yvonne Fletcher copping a bullet back in 1984 (Mossad false flag op’ sniper hit) there’s always been a handy Mohammad al Patsy stooge around to be tagged as the fall guy – and with Gaddafi’s manky Muslim fundamentalists behaving as black as they’re painted, then there was the ideal candidate for blame – and fulfil the political purpose task of incriminating Libya and demonising Islam in general as the enemy of Western culture and a hater of democratic freedoms.

As Mulder and Scully attempted to prove: “The Truth is out there” – waiting, just waiting.

Luke 8.17: For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known.

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Friday 20 December 2013

Channel 4 to Host ‘Nigella Snorts’

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Following the acquittal of her personal assistants on charges of fraud at Scumborough Crown Court today, TV celebrity cook Nigella Lawson opined to one media hack from the Ripoffs Gazette “When the stupid jury returned that unsafe verdict of ‘not guilty’ I was initially gob-smacked – then did a double-take and decided that was no real surprise as the sitting judge, Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton, was a miserable old twat who avoided further eye contact with me on day one after I’d dropped him a sly sexy wink and blew a kiss.”

Lawson’s accused PA’s, Robetta Brillopad, 35, and Scrotella 41, slapped by a capricious media with the pejorative moniker of the 'Kleptomania Sisters’, both denied under oath of blowing £685,000 quid on credit card purchases belonging to the TV cook and her ex-husband Charles ‘Tick-Tock’ Saatchi – claiming instead that the naughty Nigella had authorised them to spend the money as she wanted to launder accounting evidence of her cocaine addiction purchases.

The Crown Court heard testimony that the Brillopads had used the ‘no-limit’ Coutts credit cards given by Nigella in their own names - on Saatchi's ‘Medellin Snow Sports Partnership’ company account - to buy designer goods from such prestigious outlets as Pound Stretcher, Oxfam, B & Q, Morrisons and Pikey Pete’s Car Boot Emporium – which it was claimed they did with a vengeance on ‘shop-til-u-drop limousine-chauffeured shopping excursions with their Renta-Gigolo toy boys, following which the larcenous pair dined out, high on the hog, at top notch West End eateries, including Marco Pierre Shite’s famous Retcher’s; Biffo’s Barf Burgers, McDonald’s Chew n Spew ‘and’ the chic Pol Pot’s Insta-Noodles stall on Birdcage Walk - before doing the nightclub rounds and consuming pints of Old Headbanger lager and Meths Breezers in the Troublespot Taverns music pub chain boozers.

In the wake of the cheapskate sideshow spectacle of a trial and a ‘not guilty’ verdict being returned, media pundits have been quick to start assessing how the court revelations of drug abuse may affect Nigella’s career.
Apparently Channel 4 are planning to air a follow-on to the successful ‘Nigella Bites’ series - with ‘Nigella Snorts’ - which will cover epicurean ganja brownie recipes plus a comprehensive gourmand guide of how to cook up and freebase crack cocaine and heroin in the convenience of your own kitchen – ‘and’ ventilate the premises safely without getting the whole street stoned in the process.

Rumours of a possible add-on series of Nigella in Rehab’ remain unconfirmed.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, talk about doing your dirty laundry in full public view – are these twats bonkers – taking the Klepto’ Sisters to court after giving them a free range license with their credit cards?

What an ill-thought through, ego-driven, rich n shameless celebrity fucking shambles – then publicly branding the Brillopad’s as a pseudo-Italian thieving gyppo scatbags.
For fuck’s sake, it was spread across the Daily Shitraker’s gutter press pages a couple of weeks ago – accompanied by full colour media piccies – of hubby Saatchi with his hand round Nigella’s scrawny neck – to which he denied attempting to strangle her – but only get her attention.

Now she’s in the Met Plod Squad’s eye for doing Class A drugs with her daughter. But that’s Nigella for you – a stellar example of your basic skanger – bonking all manner of Viagra-fuelled nouveau riche tosspots while her hubby was dying of cancer - Charlie Tick-Tock included.
There’s only one person in Nigella Lawson’s life – and that’s super-slapper Nigella - best described by friends and associates alike as a vulgaian slut.

Talk about dysfunctional families – these twats need their mothers around to look after them – and a pound to a pinch of shit odds-on bet that John Diamond’s turning in his Kensall Green Cemetery grave.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday 19 December 2013

IDS Universal Credits = Celestial Fubar

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Nasty Party’s Works & Pensions Minister, the chronically-bungling Iain Dunkin-Shit, has seen his career prospects plummet to new abysmal depths following a Parliamentary report released recently by Sir Fido Pit-Bull, chief spending watchdog at the National Audit Office, who slammed the DWP Secretary’s ‘brainchild’ flagship Universal Credits project as a ‘shambolic load of crap’ and an ‘utter waste of public money’.

The much-vaunted ‘UC’ programme which has been ‘crafted’ (sic) to bundle together six benefits into a single welfare payment (if yer lucky) had been due to come into force early in 2014 but has now been delayed for two years to achieve even a modest 50% operational status - with hundreds of thousands of the common herd claimants not being added to the fatally flawed system before 2018 – a chaos theory in motion factor critics have jumped on and predict will manifest as a sauve qui peut phenomenon – every fucker for himself breakdown of law and order.

A second ‘et tu Brute’ knife in the back for Dunkin-Shit – the incumbent Tory MP for the Chigley and Camberwick Green constituency and co-founder of the Swanbourne Halitosis Society – came from the unexpected quarter of the Treasury, with the train fare-dodging Chancellor Jeff ‘Spankies’ Osborne confiding to a gutter press hack from the Deadwood Gazette that IDS simply wasn’t up to the Works and Pensions job – same as his failed attempt as Tory leader.

“Some ministers improve in office and others, like IDS, simply go on to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that they’re just not up to it. Mr Dunkin-Shit, regardless of his dodgy college degrees from the University of Woga-Woga Land, is now recognised as an unhinged fruitcake on an ego trip the size of the national debt - whereas in all truth he’s got the limited IQ of a small, furry household pet – one of those hamster things that felchers like Lord Scandalson enjoy being shoved up their bums.”

Making deliberate use of IDS’s pejorative moniker to run him down even further, Osborne continued “Old Baldy’s ill-conceived Universal Credits’ scheme is a farce that’s on a par with the dysfunctional US White House cuckoo’s ‘Obarmy Care’ health insurance scam ripoff – and both systems might well have been designed by super-blodgers Wallace and Gromit for what they’re worth.”

“Okay, back in 2010 Posh Dave Scameron thought the Works and Pensions position was perhaps a fitting sinecure for Dunkin-Shit – him being a fascist control freak who gets his jollies from schadenfreude – causing misery and suffering to others – which wasn’t a bad idea really as obviously he’d cop all the flack for implementing the welfare benefit cutbacks part of the budget austerity policy – but he’s still the same stuttering ‘Betsygate’ fuck-up who was hoofed out as party leader back in November 2003.”

Yet it all comes down to our Womb to Tomb nanny welfare state being gutted of benefits under Scameron’s austerity measures - which only seem to be directed at the so-called ‘useless eaters’ with the MPs copping a whopper of an 11% pay hike – and the main crib is the fact our sick society’s most vulnerable demographic, the elderly and disabled, have been purposely and with malice aforethought cut out of the social care system – a factor inadequately explained away with the excuse of ‘pre-decisional oversight’.

Alas our once sceptred isle is sliding back to a place in history, a dark and miserable abyss, of whom the youth are ignorant – with this Con-Dem Coalition treating the proletariat – that’s us – the common herd – as ‘resources’ and ‘commodities’ – and no amount of soundbite jingles and political spin are going to manufacture consent to this social engineering outrage – a bonkers experiment gone completely haywire and rationalised by the Fox and the Grapes paradox.
A matter of the Have’s and Have Not’s – the Them n Us 1% / 99% that is currently fuelling a furnace of smouldering public resentment and burgeoning anger that will most definitely result in a flashmob street revolution before Spring’s daffodils rear their little yellow blooms.

Per the £50 quid now slashed off OAP’s Winter Fuel Allowance by Chancellor George ‘call me Jeff’ Osborne, just wait for the reaction when Winter really kicks in with both feet and the council are propping frozen penniless pensioners up against the wall at the crematorium to wait their turn to get a final warm up before going to a sunny hereafter.

But even Philistines like Dunkin-Shit hold a vested interest in maintaining the criminally corrupt Them n Us status quo and push the patriotism angle – an Orwellian cover for state-corporate fascism – this faux Big Society charade – when the keystone to the New World Order Agenda 21 schedule is to create a truly dysfunctional society riven by this venal Have’s & Have Not’s social pecking order chasm.
It all comes down to rhetoric versus reality - thus is the working principle of the ‘trickle down theory’ – where the poverty-stricken common herd ne’er do well’s subsist on the scraps dropped from the plates of the rich and shameless – hence logic denotes that they only way the poor derive greater sustenance is by loading the plates of the rich to overflowing.

To add insult to injury and piss the electorate off even more, radical proposals just set out by Nadhim ‘Bald Turd’ Zahawi, the evil-eyed Tory MP for Twatford-on-Avon-Lady, would see child benefit and tax credits limited to families' first two children.
Zahawi, a nouveau riche ‘posh tosspot’ immigrant and member of Scameron’s ‘hit n run’ policy board, has been tasked with slashing zillions of pounds off the welfare bill – thus what brass-necked hypocrisy spouted by this scumbag who fiddles £7,000 nicker on his House of Conmans expense claims to have the taxpayer foot the heating bill for keeping his pet donkeys warm.

Hmmm, perhaps ‘Old Baldy’ Dunkin-Shit and ‘Bald Turd’ Zahawi should both be labelled as bona-fide dog wankers (a mutant sub-human genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy).

To conclude, within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Iain Dunkin-Shit or his condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a synod of disaffected Remploy dependents and chilblain-ridden pensioners that the word CUNT comes pretty close – and a ‘mean-spirited cunt’ at that.

Thought for the day. Talk about the ‘good old days’ – what a boring line of disingenuous crap we once thought that to be – with Super-Mac’s ‘Never had it so good’ – and the ironic fact is – given the facility of 20/20 hindsight - that we didn’t.

It all started going wrong with Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson devaluing the pound, then that traitorous Tory’s kiddie fiddling tosser Ted ‘Pirahna Fangs’ Heath signing our sceptred isles away to the EU (EUSSR) – followed by Slaggie Twatcher getting a cob on with the miners and unions in general and de-industrialising the UK – swapping the ‘Great’ Empire’s Day prefix to ‘Britain’ for one of ‘Broken’.

And if you consider this austerity shite that’s gone down since the Con-Dem coalition slithered into office in 2010, then life under New Labour has to be classed as ‘not so bad’ – even if Broon and Darling were running the economy on a series of payday loans from the likes of Willy Wonga’s Money Factory and the mega-usury Slick-Quid.

But that’s what the Crapitalist model is all about – isn’t it – balancing payments via the avenues of borrowing and debt? And where it will remain until control of our entire trade and monetary systems are snatched back from the avaricious paws of the Rothshite crime syndicate banksters – the Edomite Mafia – which is all down to William III – of the moronic Orange clan monarchy who fucked up everything they touched – a bit like the ruling Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glückturd mongrels – aka the Wicked Windsor tribe of welfare benefit scroungers who’ve never had to attend one of Atos fascist compulsory ‘Fit to Work’ assessments to date.

But here’s one to mull over – how about Scameron and his trusty sidekick coalition buddy Mick Clogg hoof the useless Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond out of the MoD (formerly War Ministry) and shove the hapless Iain Dunkin-Shit in charge – and place a sure bet with Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, that World War Three will be underway before Easter.

Mind you, in a world gone totally squirly with a large capital B for Bonkers – where a detached prosthetic leg sighting at a local baths is deemed grounds to trigger the Paedo-Alert alarm system – then any fucking thing is possible.

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Wednesday 18 December 2013

Scameron: Afghan War is Won (Que / WTF?)

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK’s Con-Dem Coalition Prime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, this week stated for the public record that British troops can leave Afghanistan and come home to a well-earned redundancy with their heads held high – but not too high – just in case the Taliban snipers are still watching – so best ignore that last bit and continue to duck instead.

Flabby Dave, sporting a camo’ flack jacket to hide his swelling man tits, met with squaddies from the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 14th Body Bag Brigade, stationed at Camp Killzone in the opium rich Bellend Province, and informed them (with tongue in cheek) they can return to the UK with the satisfaction it was mission accomplished – the Taliban’s Saracen Scallies were in retreat, the heroin supply contract secured - and as the US arbitrary drone attacks now directed on Pakiland, there were no more wounded non-combatant civilians for the cabbage head Marines to snuff.

Scameron tucked into a traditional full chew n spew Afghan breakfast of goat meat and stale paraki naan with the troops, claiming ‘a basic level of security’ was being achieved as the incidence of ‘green on blue’ attacks had dropped off since rogue Afghan military and police personnel – basically Taliban and al Qaeda moles who had infiltrated the national armed forces – had been purged from the ISAF equation following a NATO- enforced lie detector test campaign to root out radical Islamic salafist elements bent on driving the Western infidel aggressors out of their country.

Unfortunately this vaunted ‘ISAF equation’ algorithm has overlooked – or purposely ignored – the blatant fact that Afghanistan’s historically tribal culture – and hence fractious, back-stabbing society - is riddled with graft and corruption throughout the dog n pony show that the Great Satan’s shill President Hamid Karzai and his Kleptocracy Party cohorts have the brass-necked audacity to call a government. Thus the Taliban mujahideen and their extreme Islamic fundamentalist supporters have a veritable Fifth Column in place, ready and raring to go as soon as the Brits and Yanks drop their numbers - and guard.

Then the Russian charade will be repeated, al la Najibullah, as the Taliban’s Jolly Jihad Battalion and al Qaeda’s Shaheed Semtex Warriors, led by the Saudi Arabian ultra-Wahhabist fanatic Sheikh Liwat ibn Himar (nom de guerre Ras al Shitt) once again seize power, then loose their Mutaween – the Kafkaesque Vice & Virtue Squad – to burn the opium crops and dispense fifty lashes to any shufty bint found wearing a see-through burka.

Questioned by one embedded war correspondent from the Jolly Jihad Gazette if British military personnel were heading home in the New Year to join a queue at the Jobcentre due the MoD’s cutbacks implemented under Defence Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, Posh Dave accompanied by former England soccer player Michael Owen, acting as his ‘offsider’ (sic – no pun intended) and to help out with ‘the funnies’, confided, on condition he didn’t tell more than a dozen, that it was hoped to have the lot re-deployed into Syria by Easter to enforce a spot of Libyan-style humanitarian intervention and overdue regime change.

After impressing his intellectually-challenged squaddie audience with a stream of well-crafted soundbites and propaganda, and joining the circle to play a daredevil game of ‘pass the frag’ as a sign of ‘fellowship bonhomie', Scameron was handed a standard issue SA-80 rifle to fire a few rounds of 5.56 tracer and A-P at the windows of a nearby school.
Prudently Dave’s press secretary Scabby Bertin had the nuance to whisper “No fucking way” in his ear before he had chance to loose off half a clip in front of the watching gutter press hacks – with the PM joking “Not today chaps, I’ll leave that kind of thing to you fellas. Of course, the only things I’ve ever shot are grouse on the moors at Balmoral when we venture north of the border for the Glorious Twelfth and the opening of the Highland’s kiddie fiddling season at Loch Balbuggery.”

"But let’s get one thing straight here, even though our troops will be pulling out and returning to the UK to claim their ‘homes fit for heroes’ reward, we are not going to abandon Socal’s pipeline and the opium crops – or President Karzai and his crooked gang of nepotistic pals. That’s why I’m pushing the austerity drive back at home and given the order for Chancellor Osborne and the DWP’s Iain Duncan-Shit to implement all these budget cutbacks and slashing welfare benefits that Lord Rothshite says are necessary – so we can go on funding the Afghan National Army and police – plus building an officer training academy in Kabul early next year - which will be run by Wallace and Gromit Military Solutions.”

Thought for the day. To misquote George Santayana: “Those who do not observe history’s mistakes and learn from such are doomed to repeat them.”
To wit, there’s a very sound reason for the Afghanistan’s nom de guerre title of ‘Graveyard of Empires’.

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Monday 16 December 2013

Home Office Funded ‘Catamites Club’

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Sir Dinsdale Dorkford-Pigswill, top dog mandarin at the Home Office, has ordered an investigation into shocking allegations that both the shape-shifting Ted ‘Fudger’ Heath’s Tory Nasty Party government (1970 to 1974) and the Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson / Stoker Jim Callaghan succeeding Labour regimes (1974 to 1979) jointly funded the notorious Paedophile Information Exchange group for an undisclosed sum amounting to £££ zillions of pounds in taxpayer’s cash to finance a perverted campaign that aimed to lower the sexual consent age to four years – with prime supporters for this despicable action being none other than the Labour Party’s very own Harriet ‘Speedy’ Harman and former Lobbying Minister Patricia ’Dingbat’ Spewitt – both attempting, to their undying shame, to bring an air of respectability to Whitehall’s exclusive Catamites Club and the venal crime of paedophilia.

This investigation into ‘kiddie fiddler funding’ has been triggered following covert whistle-blowing revelations to the Nonce-Bashers Gazette by disgruntled elements inside Westminster that the Voluntary Services Unit, which doled out annual grants amounting to what bankster types refer to as ‘lots and lots of money’ to charities, had provided financial assistance to this network of child sex abusers and kiddie porn purveyors – funding publicly-distributed propaganda booklets such as the Magpie magazine which published streams of vile hogwash scribed by tame psychologists and pseudo scientists promoting the civil rights of kiddie fiddlers and glorifying them with the lie that ‘paedophiles are often a force for social good’ – alongside the push for the age of sexual consent to be lowered to four years.

The Magpie – a venal and morally bankrupt publication – but while the title might just have attracted innocent twitchers, there was nothing too cryptic about the name – more of a dead give-away really – as ‘magpies’ are the lowest form of avian life - scavengers and predators – notorious for raiding the nests of others of their species and stealing their young.

To add to the above calumny, the shameless Harman and the National Council for Civil Liberties further lobbied for incest to be decriminalised and argued that sexually explicit photographs of children should be legal unless it could be proven that the subject had suffered harm – such as being buggered against their explicit consent by some raving cabinet minister nonce - and without the soothing aid of a liberal application of KY Jelly.

Obviously encouraged and spurred on by the 1967 legalisation of shirt-lifting and the political correctness culture making ‘queer bashing’ and even homophobic comments alike, both crimes, they were out to achieve the same status for kiddie fiddling – and under the charade of ‘equal rights’ have legislation enacted by their Parliamentary sympathisers to lower the age of sexual consent to four years of age – and make ‘paedophobic’ comments a criminal offence.

To date the Home Office investigation has resulted in the tasking of a legion of civil servants to trawl through hordes of decades-old files to search for (and shred with extreme prejudice) any and all documented evidence that a cabal of Home Office shills and stooges once okayed the funding the Paedophile Information Exchange in the hope that legislation would be enacted so their Second Estate political masters could sexually abuse children without fear of arrest and prosecution.

The PIE was faced with a manifestation of public outrage since its formation in the early 70’s - with super-prude morality campaigner Mary Shitehouse fingering (sic) the Albany Trust gay charity (a clone of the down-under poofters Dorian Society) – a direct recipient of government grants – of assisting the ‘Exchange’ with funding.

During this scandalous period the first evidence of cover-ups involving Special Branch thugs were noted by Met Plod Squad detectives of PM Ted Heath’s trips to Jersey on his yacht, Catamite Glory, with the likes of ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ Savile and other BBC hierarchy and entertainment celeb’ nonces – plus their secret handshake club cohorts from the City-based Satanic ritual blood sacrifice kiddie fiddling ring - to abduct little boys from the Haut de la Garenne orphanage for a ‘Pugwash Ahoy’ bumming cruise up and down the Channel – with any overly-abused kids in need of medical attention simply tossed into the briny in a weighted sack.

Such revelations, tactfully ignored by ‘Royal Command’ compliant media magnates, were made by Geoffrey Dickens MP – who handed three dossiers on the PIE and named politico child abusers to Home Secretary Leon ‘Fudger’ Brittan and the Director of Public Prosecutions – which were promptly filed in the trash can or furnace - and ignored.
Hardly surprising when the likes of Ted Heath, Peter Righton, Sir Peter Hayman and Jeremy ‘Hitman’ Thorpe – to name but a mere sampling of the crooked politicos involved - were acting as Gatekeepers.

The Paedophile Information Exchange was founded in October 1974 as a ‘special interest’ cabal of sexual perverts within the kilt-lifters Scottish Minorities Group by Michael ‘Cuddles’ Hanson and initially had its HQ at the St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites in Croydon. Now consider this – the PIE was ‘officially’ disbanded in 1984 – an utterly disingenuous statement as all the organisation did was go underground – and not too far under at that.

Paedophilia is as old as murder and grave-digging – along with prostitution and slavery – all despicable offshoots of our base and perverted human nature – alike having small furry mammals shoved up your jacksy for a sexual rush (ref: see Vermin in Ermine / Scandalson / Felchers Delight).

These cover-ups and the subversion of police investigations have their core in the establishment’s evil black heart and emanate like poison ivy through all branches of government - executive, legislative and judiciary – from on high with Royal Commands to the lowest Plod Squad moron sabotaging a prosecution case via the corruption of evidence.

They go back far beyond the Elm Guest House ‘MPs Only’ bumboy parties frequented by Downing Street cabinet ministers to the Victorian days of the Sally Army’s Bramwell Booth and Pall Mall Gazette editor William Stead, who attempted to expose the depth and swathe of this paedophile corruption and ‘rented’ a child bride, one Eliza Armstrong, from her chimney sweep father for the night simply to prove that such was available on London’s streets – only to be targeted by the very Masonic pondscum they intended to expose and imprisoned himself for the ‘abduction of a minor’.

Official cover-ups and the subversion of inquiries? That’s all down to ‘influence peddling’, the secret handshake brotherhood fraternity: blackmail, bribery and outright threats of grievous bodily harm (up to and including death) – which are endemic in Broken Britain’s graft and corruption-ridden political / commercial scene – and ‘influenza’ might be the correct ‘medical condition’ parody term to best describe this influence-peddling pandemic.
And all compliantly expedited by a crew of latent poofters or actively bisexual or raving fudgers / pederasts – all together on the same ship of state - wholly supportive of Israel and ZioNazism – and see no real harm in 'child loving' and a spot of innocent kiddie fiddling.

While we’re on the subject of official cover-ups and the subversion of official / police investigations into crimes of pederasty, let’s not overlook Scotland’s shame - Aberdeen’s notorious Hollie Greig serial rape and sexual abuse scandal that will not go away – and an untouchable ring of named establishment worthies – all who kneel before the altar of Satan and purposely target special needs and disabled children for their ritual black mass perversions and blood sacrifices.

This is the covert cement that binds the corrupt establishment rule, the hereditary line of officialdom – Satanism under the faux benevolent (sic) Christian guise of Freemasonry – rampant shirt lifting and pederasty – and blood sacrifices to their infernal Dark Master, Lucifer.

Stop press / drop the dead donkey: The UK’s transvestite Home Secretary Theresa Maybe, speaking to gutter press hacks outside the House of Conmans this morning, passed comment on Broken Britain’s burgeoning child sex abuse figures and ‘kiddie trafficking’ record, declaring for the public record that she can no longer turn a blind eye to the plight of children who fall victims to the vile practice of sex slave trafficking by gangs of kiddie bonkers.

“Really, I was gob-smacked when this report landed on my desk , being under the impression slavery was a very African-American thing of the past - cotton fields and tobacco plantations and smelly darkies getting whipped for sitting down on the job and asking for ‘more’. I had no idea the extent such was being perpetrated here in the UK by gangs of Gyppos and other assorted Balkans scallies whose only previous form involved poaching swans on the local park ponds.”

“I dread to think of what the situation’s going to be come New Year when the Borders Agency – or Dad’s Army - whoever is tasked with guarding our shores now – has to open the EU-sanctioned floodgates to the hordes of vulgar Bulgars and ne’er do well Romanian pikey freeloaders, 75,000 of the bastards, and all harbouring designs to arrive here and scrounge off the welfare state – but our DWP Minister Iain Duncan Shit has a whopping ‘austerity measure’ shock in store for them – so they’ll probably resort to snatching schoolkids for their paedo brothels.”

Nice one Terry – so the Yewtreee/ Ferbridge / Pallial Plod Squad crew will be dispatched north of the border by the end of the week to elbow the useless Police Scotland contingent out of the way and kick start the decade-plus overdue investigation into Aberdeen’s elitist pederast ring and the Hollie Greig scandal no doubt (we wish n pray).

Thought for the day. With reference to the shameful Hollie Greig case, we now have Eire’s answer to Nonceand’s Crown Office ‘Department for Kiddie Fiddling Coverups’.
Ireland's director of public prosecutions Claire ‘Piranha Teeth’ Loftus, she with the Desperate Dan chin, suffering one of her customary ‘blonde moment’ aberrations has announced she will not bring criminal / prosecution proceedings against international child porn maestro Eric Eoin Marques in Ireland - a decision that has yet to be adequately explained as anything but stinking of cover-ups and corruption.

Well, it might be a fact that the Masons don’t allow females of the species (or anyone with boobs – man tits included) to join their ranks – but split-arsed DPPs do take orders from their Masonic bosses regardless – and Mr Marques is a well connected ranking Mason with his finger on the pulse and the codes to several numbered mega-bucks offshore bank accounts in his head.

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Tuesday 10 December 2013

Mandela Tribute: Pre-Xmas Hypocrisy Special

In today’s ‘Memorial of the Year’ special we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches from our Soweto ‘Dark Side’ correspondent Winnebago Jaffacake hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire by our resident team of black propagandists to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

BBC News correspondent Pumza Fellattio, speaking from Johannesburg, reported that millions of South Africans watched in gob-smacked amusement today as an elbowing, pushing and shoving array of world leaders attempted to form an orderly queue, all salivating like Pavlov’s dog for their turn at the rostrum to present their personalised soundbite-ridden eulogy in praise of the deceased Nelson Roli-Poli-Hoho Mandela – better known by his N’Kunta tribal name Spearchucker Madiba.- and his 1960’s ANC nom de guerre of Umkhonto we Sizwe - the Darkie Pimpernel.

The former South African political activist, innovator of 'Necklacing' and the country's first black president died last Thursday, aged 195, with the country observing a series of commemorations leading up to his funeral on Sunday.

Today’s memorial service was held in front of a rain-sodden crowd in Soweto’s ‘Soccer City’ FNB Stadium, with a veritable Biblical multitude braving the unseasonably cold weather to get a look at the visiting foreign celebrities from more than 90 countries putting in a cursory appearance – plus boo and shout insults at the incumbent president, arch-greedster and pederast bigamist Jacob Zuma – along with the equally rapacious members of his Kleptocracy Party government – an act of open defiance swiftly put down by Zuma’s Tonton Macoute bodyguards.

US President Barky Obama, chewing on a cigar presented to him by Cuban Premier Raul Castro, staged a private eulogy from his personal mobile teleprompter lectern combo, with Michelle stood alongside him, sporting a fat ass that would be the envy of any Hottentot skanger and taking ‘selfies’ with her phone.
Addressing a crowd of several wet security guards from the G4S Renta-Thug Agency, Obama opined that "We may never see the likes of Nelson Mandela again and his political record makes me want to be a better man and stop telling lies and okaying drone attacks and giving the Israeli scumbags the thumbs up to keep on marginalising the Palestinians – and just tell the Rothshite banksters to ‘fuck off’ – but then I’ll end up like Kennedy."

Broken Britain’s Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron attended Tuesday's memorial with Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg in tow – along with New Labour’s child wunderkind leader Ed Millipede and former PM disasters Gordon Broon and international war criminal Tony Bliar – all travelling together on a schedule British Scareways flight.

While Posh Dave was advised by Foreign Office mandarins to forgo wearing his lucky Robertson’s jam ‘Golly’ badge on the occasion of this Busby Berkeley hypocrisy extravaganza, the entire British delegation were cautioned over any mention of the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome – or the fact that while Africa might well be vaunted as the cradle human life it’s now at the arse end of the evolutionary ladder – or making impromptu ‘nigga in the woodpile’ comments, or shouting “Hey kaffir!” when summoning a taxi or trying to get served in the hotel bar.

Scameron’s MI6 ‘Increment’ close-in protection thugs eventually cleared a path through the waiting dignitaries to the rostrum and dragged off the long-winded Saudi Ambassador, Prince Ras al Shitbag, so Dave could deliver his message, specially texted to him by Downing Street’s ultra-canny spokeswoman ‘Soundbite’ Scabby Bertin.

Unlike the elitist visiting dignitaries and the Zuma oligarchs crowd, thousands of the common herd spectators stood for hours in the pissing rain waiting to gain entrance to the stadium and then get even wetter - were not overly impressed when Scameron opened his eulogy with the lines “Funny really, when I was at school I had a hamster called Nelson …” … then followed by the moronic fact that Mandela was eternally honoured in Scotland since being awarded the Freedom of the City of Glasgow in 1981.

However Scameron’s speech came to an embarrassing close with him rapidly exiting ‘stage left’ when he was espied by former BOSS torture chief Slick Pik Botha, in conclave with a half-sozzled group of his former Kick-a-Kaffir Club cohorts, who shouted “Hey look boys, der’s Maggie Twatcher’s errand boy, that ‘hondenaaier’ scumbag Pelindaba Dave!” – which elicited a chorus of heckling from the crowds of “De Honkeys got de Bomb! - Whitey's got de Bomb!”

The BBC’s Pumza Fellattio reported that the crowds were in high spirits - singing and dancing, stomping their feet - and the stadium had the feel of the Roman coliseum on ‘Strictly to the Death’ Gladiator night.
Conversely, rather than seeing the rain as a damper on the auspicious occasion, many locals welcomed the deluge as a blessing from on high to put out the blazing infernos caused by rioting arsonist miscreants – a nightly Soweto occurrence.

The ceremony was closed by Nobel Peace Prize laureate, the Very Reverend Archbishop Goodluck Crackerbarrel , who requested the crowd to behave, stop stamping their feet and shouting ‘Hey Macarena!’ every time the band started up.

Really, one question only – while super-slapper and tanning lounge model Naomi Campbell was in town for a mooch around to see if she could scrounge another bag of conflict diamonds off some black regime despot for the price of a quick cuddle and a blowjob - WTF was that dog-wanking tosser Bono doing there?

Thought for the day. Alas and woe, the entire memorial occasion for a great man who hoofed the boring Boers out of office turned into a vulgar Dog n Pony Show political spectacle by an egocentric scrum of posturing politicians - a crew of hypocrites who actually represent the very forces of imperialism, capitalism, and subjugation – and only view ‘human rights’ as two words on a piece of paper – akin to the most apartheid social status term of ‘Them and Us’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 8 December 2013

Broken Britain: The ‘Them n Us’ Divide

In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Plans to award House of Conmans MPs a mere 11% / £7,600 nicker pay rise - boosting their salaries to £74,000 per annum following the scheduled 2015 general election - have been criticised across Westminster, with the Nasty Party’s Minister for Gluttony, Sir Dinsdale Pork-Barrel, describing them to the media as: "Utterly incomprehensible – what the fuck do these clots over at Ipsa think they’re up to with this measly hike when we asked for a minimum of 15%?”

Parliamentary watchdog Ipsa is set to recommend the rise that will form part of a taxpayer funded $4:6 zillion quid package of changes to MPs' salary and benefits – and see some allowances scrapped – such as the annual moat dredging stipend – and too the controversial ‘floating duck island’ perk which has come under fire for abuse in the past.

Conversely the Lib-Dum’s ginger mingin Treasury minister Danny Alexander opined to one press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that “This pay hike is a crock of shite and wholly inappropriate while the rest of Broken Britain has wages capped at 1% - or frozen - until global warming thaws this recession thingy out.”
“We can’t justify any such rise while every other fucker and their dog across the entire swathe of the public sector - nurses, lollipop ladies, teachers and poop scoopers – have been forced to swallow Austerity Dave Scameron’s bitter pay restraint pill and are faced with a cost of living crisis which will mean no Santa Claus visit for their kids and two jumps at the cupboard door for Christmas dinner.”

Talk about rubbing salt into the wounds, indeed. Well if nothing else, this outrageous salary hike for our so-called political servants – the MP representatives in the House of Conmans - serves as a stark slap in the face reminder of the burgeoning disparities between ‘Them and Us’ – the 99% / 1% Have’s and Have Nots paradigm.
But there again, these tossers consider themselves an elitist social caste not to be burdened with or their movements and passions restricted by the petty regulations and laws that govern the common herd masses – and have their Parliamentary MP’s season tickets to ride in First Class extravagance on the Gravy Train Express.

Talk about ‘shameless’ – they earn £66,396 nicker a year and can still claim mega-bucks expenses – which include the costs of a second home – when a legion of disaffected Brit’s don’t even have a ‘first home’ to shelter themselves and family. Little wonder Engles and Marx came up with the concept that ‘property is theft’.

To add insult to injury – and piss the common herd off even more - plans to raise the basic state pension age to 70 for people currently in their twenties were laid out in Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne’s Autumn Statement last week.

However with male life expectancy at birth as low as 66 in the most deprived areas of the country – living next door to nuclear power plants and fracking drill sites - public health ‘experts’ (dontcha just love that term – experts) have warned that a “one size fits all” pension age risks condemning many to a life without retirement – as Broken Britain's poor – unlike under-worked and overpaid MPs - will die before they reach pension age if these draconian reforms aren't matched by health improvements.

Scameron’s Con-Dem Coalition morons and cabinet Nudge Unit think tank wallahs need to get their heads round the fact that this Big Society Womb to Tomb ‘caring’ (sic) nanny state that our once-sceptred isle’s successive governments have been fostering is a joke.
We are lumbered with a National Ill-Health Service that treats the symptoms of illness but not the causes – which are indubitably convenience / processed crap foods / lifestyle-related – along with fluoride and aspartame ingestion – plus unhealthy daily doses of electro-magnetic radiation from the goggle box and those cursed ubiquitous cellphones.

Hence it’s not just the fact half the labour force will be dead before they reach their newly-allotted retirement age but they’ll be unfit to work anyway.

Stop press: Drop the dead donkey. Apologies all round to our 649 MPs as Ipsa, in their moronic ignorance, were considering increasing the current salary of £66,396 to anywhere between £73,365 and £83,430, but have now opted for the lower end of the scale figure in recognition of Broken Britain’s current difficult economic circumstances – and chancing the kick start of a violent revolution.
Plus, to put themselves back into the common herd’s ‘good books’ Ipsa have further announced that while raking in a £7,600 quid pay raise each, MPs will no longer be permitted to claim for ‘tea and biscuits’ on their expenses – and public purse funded taxi cabs home will only be permitted after 23:00 – when the Westminster pubs shut.

Well, the Nasty Party’s Department for Works & Pensions Minister, the benefits-slashing Iain Duncan Shit, claims he can live on £60-odd quid a week, so let’s see the proof of the pudding (we think not).

Thought for the day. So much for public service ‘pro bono’ politicians – they’re all in it for ‘their own good’. And the same applies to Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron’s ‘We’re all in this together’ hypocrisy.
The point now is not to whinge and moan about this aberration but formulate a protest to stop it being expedited – perhaps a high-tech revision of Guy Fawkes great idea.

My statuary pension is £120 quid per week x 52 = £6,240. I’d settle for their actual pay hike of £7,600, then I could afford to throw a shovel of coal on the fire now and again instead of trying to burn chopped up traffic cones to keep warm.

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Saturday 7 December 2013

Top Plod Disses Soup Kitchens

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Croydon’s most senior Plod Squad moron this week threw the social restraints of political correctness to the vagaries of the four winds, opining to a gutter press hack from the Pariahs Gazette that marginalised and disaffected members of Broken Britain’s diseased ‘Big Society’ - the ‘unclean’ homeless and job-seeking poor - only use soup kitchens so they can blow their welfare benefits cash on Shite Lightning Cider, B & Q’s Black Label Meths and Halford’s 10 year First Malt Anti-Freeze.

The Asbo Borough’s Police Commander Dave ‘Porky Plod’ Musker claims the soup kitchen in Queen’s Gardens, run by the Old Mother Hubbard charity, and whose sole purpose of existence is aimed at helping the disenfranchised section of our sick society’s 99% ’Have Nots’ - is instead the root cause of moral deterioration and social decadence, and being fraternised by drunks and druggies out to cause aggro’ – and whenever possible – total mayhem.

“If these scumbag losers had any nuance an’ gumption about them, they’d get a job wiv our local police force as a PCSO, or a Community Enforcement Officer – or if they’re like wot London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense reckons an’ part of the 85% demographic majority wot’s got the IQ of an effin’ hamster an’ too thick to qualify fer a blue helmet an’ a stab vest, they can always sign up wiv G4S or Serco’s Renta-Thug Security Agency cos they hire any twat wot will work fer minimum wages.”
“But there again they need ter be quick cos come New Year, then we’re gonna have shedloads of effin’ vulgar Bulgars an’ Romanian Gyppos an' Pikeys comin’ over an’ snappin’ up them vacancies like magpies on a bit of tasty roadkill.”

Conversely Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for Croydon’s ‘Two Jumps at the Cupboard Door’ foodbank charity, gave her thoughts on the issue to a reporter from the Knobheads Review.
“Chief Superintendent Muskrat’s comments are markedly lacking in factual substance, and while he might be seen as the expediter regarding this campaign to remove any and all ‘undesirable elements’ from the Croydon Borough – which in his myopic professional vision are attracted by the soup kitchen - the main mover and shaker is the empathy-deficient Tony Brooks, a Camden plod squad reject who’s now the local council’s head of public safety and ‘compliance’ who seems to have learned his social engineering strategies not so much from one of Common Purpose’s Agenda 21 implementation courses but the pages of Mao’s Red Book and Pol Pot’s ‘The Art of Community Relations’.”

Likewise Ms Fellattia Gammer, chairman of the now-controversial Queen’s Park ‘Old Mother Hubbard’ soup kitchen charity, had this to say to media hacks.
“Since this disaster of a Con-Dem Nasty Party-dominated Coalition government slithered into Downing Street in 2010 and kick started these outrageous welfare benefits cuts to the genuinely needy, we have record numbers of unemployed and homeless using the kitchen of an evening for a bite to eat and a hot drink -sometimes up to 5,000 people a night.”
“Just for the public record here, we were named the council’s voluntary organisation of the year in 2012 – and have run the soup kitchen in Queen’s Gardens since 1974.”

“Obviously this top plod twat Musker and his secret handshake club Freemason mate Tony Brooks are on a very personalised self interest Them & Us ethnic cleansing campaign to clear the neighbourhood of any persons they consider ‘undesirable’ – which in my opinion should start inside Weatherill House with the graft and corruption-ridden council kleptomaniacs themselves – and the flabby Plod Squad troops too with their beer bellies and man tits – get the sodding lot off down to Total Fitness – not Total Fatness.”

“Their fatally flawed argument claims that our soup kitchen is not part of a sustainable solution and contributes to antisocial behaviour and criminality in the area. What would contribute towards a ‘sustainable solution’ is to get these people employed in salaried jobs that return their dignity and sense of purpose in life – and not stacking shelves for sod all at Pound Stretcher or one of the Greedy Grocer supermarket chain outlets like Pestco as compulsory ‘work experience’.

In response Chief Supt Muskrat claimed “Regardless of all this guff from Mrs Gammer about a perfect world situation an’ findin’ jobs fer these scumbags, we need ter be lookin’ at ways ter get them off the streets permanently – an’ the answer ter that in my unqualified opinion is ter go back ter hard labour prison sentences fer vagrancy – then they can be kept busy sewin’ mailbags or makin’ the fillin’s fer land mines an’ gift wrappin’ them depleted uranium thingies wot the Army used in Fallujha wot gives babies two heads.”

Ron McScrote from the radical Anarchy Now activist group described this anti-social cleanup of the unfortunate and stigmatised undesirables by local authorities as being of the Kafkaesque absurd brand of social cosmetics – as the Queen’s Gardens soup kitchen was located next to the Town Hall.

“Muskrat an’ his pal Brooks are the lowest tosspot life forms - a pair of Stalinist dog wankers. These uniformed moronic thugs seem to come over as bein’ unaccountable for their actions, an’ the elite want the poor to disappear – with blanket censorship imposed to silence of criticism an’ dissent.”
“An’ let’s have no soundbite spin crap about ‘dialogue failing’ as there’s never been any dialogue – only another ‘from on high’ commandment out of the mouth of Commander Muskrat: “Thou Shalt Not!”
“This comes over as the scourge of apartheid – government sanctified class racism against the rank and file. Never fuckin’ mind Them n Us - now they don’t want the ‘useless eaters’ to eat – not even a bowl of fucking soup.”

Do you live in Croydon’s Queen’s Gardens area? Have you called in for a quick cup-a-soup at Old Mother Hubbard’s on a cold night? Was it Heinz or some hot-made pea and ham bone concoction?

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Thought for the day. Fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

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Thursday 5 December 2013

Guardian Hacks Guilty of High Treason

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dickhead - who since her 2005 ‘promotion’ for gross incompetence following the London Underground 7/7 false flag Islamophobia terror bombings now heads the Met Plod Squad’s ‘Witch Hunt Unit’ - yesterday confirmed that journalists at the gutter press Daily Shitraker news tabloid are being investigated by the anti-terrorism squad concerning their alleged roles in the publication of swathes of highly embarrassing NSA ‘global eavesdropping’ (paranoid spying culture) documents leaked by maverick moral conscience whistleblower Edward Snowden.

Daily Shitraker employees, up to and including the tea lady, janitor and printing floor cat, could face criminal charges over their roles in publishing dirty secrets leaked by the Great Satan’s Public Enemy Number One, the traitorous Snowden – with Broken Britain’s most senior counter-terrorism officer, AC Dickhead, informing one press hack from the Payback Gazette that a contingent of the Met’s ‘plods in suits’ CID officers were conjuring up evidence to charge newspaper staff with committing potential breaches of some vague anti-terrorism legislation which would hopefully make it illegal to communicate information highlighting the amateurish bunglings of British intelligence agents – an offence that will carry a penalty of up to 1,000 years’ imprisonment.

Canny activists from the Snafu-Watch government abuse sentinel have posted comments on their website to remind the public of Ms Dickhead’s ‘up close and personal’ involvement with the infamous 2005 Stockton Tube Station ‘Pop-a-Brazilian’ fubar – when she issued that politically-incorrect order for the Met’s trigger-happy SO19 Armed Response Thug Unit morons to snuff every foreign-looking electrician in the Greater London area – on the off-chance they might be members of a Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorist cell, bent on the destruction of Western Democracy.

In a pathetic attempt to put the ‘frighteners’ on Shitraker journalist staff by resorting to school playground bully style scaremongering tactics, Dickhead provided testimony to the House of Conmans ‘What Can We Fuck With Next' Committee, stating for the public record “It appears possible, once we look at the material through a microscope, that some of the newspaper staff – or their family and friends – or someone on their Christmas card list – or people they met on holiday - may have committed offences by tweeting about the Snowden revelations – which is going to involve a huge amount of creative evidence fiddling before we can make any arrests where the charges will actually stick better than Poundland blue tack.”

Questioned by Michael ‘Gobshite’ Ellis MP if her team were also reviewing possible breaches of the Orwellian ‘Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures Act’ which now makes it a criminal offence to ‘elicit, publish or communicate’ any and all information concerning members of the intelligence services, however obscure or remote – Dickhead replied “Yes, indeed, we’re considering that angle as a potential blanket charge to close the newspaper down and seize all the Snowden materials not yet published to avoid further embarrassment to the Scameron government and our American cousins.”

Alan Rusbridger, looking more like a Giles cartoon caricature of Harry Potter’s grand-dad than the Daily Shitraker’s editor, during a Q & A session before the Parliamentary inquisition committee was grilled by the ridiculous Mark ‘Pisspot’ Reckless MP as to why he was hell bent on publishing the contents of the 58,000 documents leaked to his newspaper by Snowden – simply replied “As the content is ‘scandalously newsworthy’ and falls within the public interest domain.”

The beleaguered editor provided an equally reciprocal and fitting reply to a question from committee chairman Keith ‘Mr Fix-It’ Vaz, the Labour MP for Man Tits, whether he was a patriot and loved this country – responding with “Yes I do – and that’s why we’re publishing these scandalous documented reports of this most disturbing phenomenon of intrusive 24/7 state surveillance by the sinister Neo-Con ZioNazi entities controlling the machinations of Western government systems that are being expedited against the voting public demographic at every level and aspect of their daily existence – personal and private – work and play.”

“We even have evidence of this Kafkaesque Homeland Insecurity-run NSA – a foreign intelligence agency no less – albeit that of a NATO ally and purportedly benign – monitoring First Saver piggy bank accounts at the NatWest to check on the possible money laundering activities of Muslim children that might be related to terrorist funding activities. Now how daft and over-the-top pathetic is that, might we ask?”

With regard to Rusbridger’s statement, Downing Street Cabinet Office spokeswoman Scabby Bertin opined to media hacks that “Nothing we’ve heard today from Mr Rusbridger changes the facts or the Government’s position, as the Daily Shitraker’s publication of top secret documents has had a damaging effect on our national security credibility. For want of a more fitting metaphor, I’ll bet that terrorist boss Big Al Qaeda is sat in his Tora Bora time share cave lapping it all up like a fat ginger tomcat getting the cream off the milk."

Bollocks to all the ‘official admonishment’ crap being aimed at the Daily Shitraker and Snowden – ‘it is’ in the public interest for this scandalous information – these abuses of privacy – to be exposed and disseminated – and only via the machinations of whistleblowers like Bradley ‘Chelsea’ Manning and Edward Snowden – and organisations such as Anonymous and Julian Blancmange’s WickedLeaks and David Icke’s The People’s Voice TV station - will this Bolshie ‘fuck you’ thumbing of defiance against a corrupt offices of authority ever occur.

Edward Snowden might well be classed as a traitor – a terrorist – domestic / international or otherwise; yet the immutable truth is the fact he’s a Universal ‘hero’ for exposing the crimes and excesses of these PTB Illuminati elitist scumsters and their shape shifting shadow masters – the sinister Kuromaku. They are the criminals – not Snowden and his whistle-blowing ilk.

Plus it is the likes of the Daily Shitraker’s Rusbridger and Glenn Greenwald who couldn’t give a flying fuck, thinking outside the control box to make a stand – regardless of the dangers of suffering a similar fate to David Kelly or Robin Cook or that which Rolling Stone reporter Michael Hastings suffered last June for exposing the arrogant short-comings of US General Stuttering Stan McChrystal – and that alone puts them in the uncommon valour / public hero category.

Though Snowden’s leaks campaign has not just ripped the camouflage off an entire shebang of dirty doings but exposed the level and depth of their collective paranoia and suspicions of not so much the good ole US of A’s enemies but also their so-called ‘allies’ – and all endorsed, signed off and approved by that venal Harry Lennix clone in the White House Oval Office – the Darky Obama impostor.

Hence the matter of mutual trust of the US’s strategic global partners sort of goes out of the window when they’re running Sig-Int eavesdropping networks on every fucking thing that goes down - conversations personal, political and business – all to know the ins and outs of Riley’s arsehole - for the blackmail / extortion / coercion data harvesting potentials.

First they create a Data Protection Act then immediately abuse and break their own rules with blatant invasions of privacy – all on the threadbare ‘interests of national security’ excuse. These scumsters are so crooked and twisted that if they dropped down dead there would be no need to dig a hole and bury them, but simply wind them into the cemetery turf like a corkscrew.

Disseminating this top secret information into the public domain on a global scale – concerning the truth about the Zionist domination of Western governments – and the fact that the Rothshite bankster’s crime syndicate, the notorious Edomite Mafia, are the bottom-feeding scumbags behind the Illuminati and the New World Order – which is simply the re-branded version of the infamous Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – is a de rigueur exercise to maintain the spirit of democracy – regardless of who the fuck it upsets.

It’s about time that Israel and rogue elements of the US and UK neo-con shadow governments were exposed for their responsibility for a veritable litany of false flag terrorist attacks dating back to the FBI / Murrah Building Oklahoma City bombing – then Mossad’s choreographed 9/11 High-Fiving WTC attack spectacular - all to drum up hatred for our Muslim brothers and justify a hundred years of aggressive war in some other poor fuckers back yard – to steal their natural resources and provide strategic military bases to facilitate senseless sabre-ratting exercises against the People’s Marxist Utopia of China.

Little wonder the Russians and President Vlad Putrid have extended their legendary hospitality and provided sanctuary / asylum – to Snowden and a troop of FSB / Spetznaz close-in security minders – in some cosy warm dacha with high end fibre optics internet broadband connection and an alternating random IP addy switch system in place for the exile to connect to the outside world – and the Kremlin gang can now sit back smirking at the Great Satan’s acute embarrassment as Eduardovich Snowdensky’s (new alias / covert identity) 58,000 paranoia-rousing revelations are trickled out to the media like the annoying drip-drip-drip of the good old Chinese water torture.

Hmmm, there’s a zero chance of their ‘global’ New World Order regime ever working when no fucker trusts their partners in crime and every sod’s spying on each other - friends and foes alike. What a bunch of dog wankers - they want a return to the feudal system and an uneducated pig-ignorant peasant class demographic – preferably one microchipped and programmable – a step up from the goggle box / mass media mesmerism system currently in use.
And they’re behind the breakneck push to get this control system in place – which technology finally presents the opportunity to achieve - a 24/7/365 panopticon total surveillance society machine. Little wonder the public at large on both sides of the Atlantic pond are on beta-suppressors and a cocktail of psychotropic drugs to combat high anxiety and states of chronic paranoid neurosis.

Ron McScally, spokesman for the Snafu-Watch group and his crew of supporters gathered in Parliament Square sporting ‘Go Snowden Go’ t-shirts, opined to the media that “As the old adage states, a secret only remains so when known to ‘one’. In this case we have too many secrets – and every fucker and their dog spying on each other. What a fucking shambles – amateurs posing as professionals, like some Third World circus without a tent. Personally, I’ve seen better organised riots.”
“So move over ASBO’s and the all-new IPNA’s – as here comes the TEBO’s (terror and extremism behaviour orders) designed to criminalise the hate-preaching rhetoric of one-eyed, hook-handed Muslim clerics – but will have the ‘small print’ suitably scripted to include any hapless twat who has the audacity to question or criticise government policy – to challenge the status quo.”

Well, they might have copped Big Al Capone on tax evasion charges but it’s doubtful Big Al Qaeda will go down the same path. Anyone recall the good old days, when nosy parker spying was simply an ear to the keyhole or steaming open folk’s mail or what the butler saw?

Do you have any dirty little secrets you’d like to share with the Daily Shitraker or WickedLeaks? Simply attach them to an e-mail and send them to our Whistle-Blowers.com website and someone from the CIA or MI5 or Mossad will be round to stick a bomb under your family hybrid run-around.

Thought for the day. New Testament: Luke 8.17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.

Regardless fuck the ZioNazi Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister and the Illuminati’s New World Order.

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Thought for the day. New Testament, Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 3 December 2013

Nasty Party Stage China ‘Crony Junket’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial – and this week’s Crony Baloney Show spectacular features the Nasty Party’s leader Posh Dave Scameron off on a taxpayer-funded junket aboard Nepotism Air’s first class Boeing 787 ‘Wet Dreamliner’ flight to Beijing – with a trade delegation of 131 robber baron types in tow – whose names were randomly selected out of a hat during a soiree at the City’s Masonic Mammon Club last week.

Better known by his new sobriquet as ‘Austerity Dave’ when dealing with the affairs of the taxpaying peasant class, Scameron risked accusations of cronyism after flying to Beijing yesterday as head of a trade mission composed of Nasty Party donors and his slack-jawed father-in-law, Viscount Astor of Scatt, along with several dodgy neighbours and a string of bottom feeding zillionaire oligarchs who get a hard on by profiteering from human frailty and social misery.

Political abuse watchdog activist groups have been quick to criticise the fact that Willy Astor, step-father of Scameron’s coke-snorting missus Samantha (aka Snowy Sheffield) has been included in this blue chip Dog & Pony Show in his capacity as deputy chairman of Sleazegate Media, a TV production company that makes ‘mangga’ porno cartoons for the oriental market.
The shifty Astor is rumoured to be signing a joint venture deal with Mr Fuk Yew Tu, big boss of the feared Snakehead Triad and CEO of DHgate Sex Toys to market their best-selling ‘Licky-Sucky 69’ kiddie sized pre-pubescent sex dolls (aka the Paedo’s Delight) across Europe and in the UK.

Also aboard the flight were Big Brother’s Sir Peter Slagatelle and the ginger mingin Karren ‘Ranga’ Brady, ex-porno peddler and vice-chairman of West Scam United FC – along with former England inside-out player Graeme Le Sweaty Sox as an ambassador for the English Premier League’s ‘Hooligans Club’.
Then we have Tory treasurer and party donor Lord Howie Leigh, former Cabinet Secretary for Yardie Affairs, now representing the top notch APR usury payday loans company Scavengers Corporate Finance; with Scameron’s next door neighbour Lord ‘Chuckie’ Addled-Egg, chairman of his Shitney constituency association and coincidentally chief executive of PR firm Cuntsworth Deceptions.

This dubious pair were joined by Ashley Almanza, CEO of the G4S Renta Thug Security Agency, promoting a ‘penitentiary management system’ – modelled on their highly successful G4S-run Israeli ZioNazi concentration camp design – plus get in on the Chinese prison system’s lucrative organ donor 'Swap-Shop' transplant trade.

In among financial heavyweights such as Royal Bank of Scumland, HSBC and Barclays is Rohan Silva Dollymixture, the self-promoting entrepreneur in residence at Ripoff Ventures, who was accompanied by Sir Wisbeech Kettledrum, Tory Minister for Wasting Time & Money, Sir Dinsdale Armitage-Shanks, Minister for Disinformation Protocols, and former New Labour Business Secretary Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, representing Smoke & Mirrors Investments.

Perhaps surprisingly, Sir Andrew Shitty, chief executive of GlaxoSmithKline, is on the trip even though the pharmaceuticals giant is embroiled in state-backed allegations of corruption and bribery in China by making £300 million quids-worth of back-hander payments to doctors and officials to promote GSK’s noxious mercury-laden vaccines so the Chinese can get to grips with what child autism is all about.

However it is the inclusion of those with a personal connection to Posh Dave and the Nasty Party that are the root cause of criticism and commercial resentment, a fact which only serves to add to speculation that the Eton-educated PM is happier dealing with his privileged ‘cronies’ than those from more ordinary local market stall and car boot trading backgrounds. But that’s the Tory’s Nasty Party for you – does precisely what it says on the packet.

While this cabal of greedsters will be out to sell anything that might turn a profit, the covert reason for their presence is to expedite a fact finding mission to learn the enigmatic secret of how – with a 1:5 billion population head count – the ruling Politburo oligarchs can continue to get away with this totalitarian fascist ‘People’s Marxist Utopia’ inequality deception, pay Wal-Mart style slave labour wages and still avoid a nationwide peasant uprising and bloody revolution – with the sinister intent of introducing the very same system in the UK.
Added to which the Big Pharma and NHS Trust contingents are mesmerized by the profits to be raked in from harvesting the internal organs of China’s prison inmates to supply the Tel Aviv / New York based Kikester Rabbi crime syndicate’s international black market transplant trade.

Tory Environment Minister Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson, MP for the North Slopshire constituency, will be doing his customary lobbying best to represent the commercial profit interests of the fracking industry leader, Quakedrilla , who are pushing for a licence to carry out a shale gas exploration project in Wanking Province and poison the water table with their ‘downhole’ toxic chemical cocktails.
Likewise Paterson will be providing an equal measure of faithful lobbying representation to Monsanto and their carcinogenic ‘Insta-Mutant’ GM Frankenfood crops plus the insect-addictive drop dead Roundup Ready pesticide that’s accumulative in the cells of all living organisms – especially so plants – and kills anything old enough to die.

Rumours are rife that this mis-named ‘trade delegation’ will be making a quick diversion stop-over in the Republic of the Philistines, recently devastated by Typhoon Haarp, where families in remote provincial areas are struggling to access life's basic survival resources such as toilet paper, cellphone top-ups and broadband internet coverage - to see if there’s a chance of a quick buck profit turn-over to be made from someone else’s misery – such as opening a branch of the ‘Old Mother Hubbard’ food bank charity to get the peasants hooked on aspartame-laden fast food junk.

While the composition of the mission personnel makes a fair study the aetiology of greed, and the oligarchs provide a living testament to the vast gulf between the stinking rich and the rest of the UK - the very essence of social inequality - all members have been advised on observing strict protocols of making no mention of Tibet, or the contested Spratleys or Senkaku islands, or Falun Gong, or the Tiananmen Square massacre, or human rights and wrongs – or Liu Xia, the 2010 Nobel Prize-winning dissident who has been in solitary confinement in the Smiley Face Organ Transplant Prison since fuck knows when – or shouting ‘Tuidang!’ (Fuck the Party!) after a few drinks at the hotel bar that night with the Chinese trade delegation team, led by ultra-nationalist Politburo bigwig, Mr Flip Flop Fong and the Minister for Graft & Corruption, General Fat Cat Shat.

Thus perhaps Scameron merits this well-deserved dose of public ire and vitriol that he’s attracted with such an arrogant display of political partisanship, by leading a delegation of corrupt self-interest kleptocrats with the socio-moral consciences of a pack of scavenging hyenas on an Oriental lobbying junket – and to add to the calumny, whose ranks are comprised of party donors and old school tie types, assorted influence peddlers out for a free ride on the Gravy Train, secret handshake club fudgers and titled pederasts – thinking of which is Prince Andrew aboard?

But that’s all part and parcel of the political casino risk culture if your core intention is to take a page from the People’s Marxist Utopia of China’s gamebook and re-introduce Lancashire cotton mills sweatshop labour culture into Broken Britain to keep wages down to slavery levels – as per the Greedy Grocer supermarket chain leaders Pestco, Pukesburys and Mammon & Snobfords.

A pity they haven’t taken Banksy along so he could daub some appropriate politically-incorrect graffiti on the Great Wall and piss all parties right off.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, anyone recall how a planeload of Polack politicos officials, including President Lech Kaczyński – the government crème de la crème – were all snuffed out in one fell swoop in a fatal air crash, circa April 2010, when their Air Force Tu-154 sort of ‘crashed’ while coming in to land at Russia’s Smolensk Airport? Just saying ….. as shit does happen …….

(Perhaps why the Coalition’s Business Minister Vince Cable ducked out of the trip, on the flimsy excuse his Zimmer frame was in Kwik-Fix for its annual MOT and to have a puncture repaired).

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.