Wednesday 28 August 2013

Nasty Party Pound the War Drums

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

So, on the Egyptian front, the Mohamed Morsi Muslim Brotherhood regime problem’s been dealt a savage blow and a Western friendly (read ‘compliant’) military junta installed – with elections already fixed, bought and paid for to ensure the septuagenarian Zionist stooge Mohamed Mustafa ElBaradei is the next democratically-elected Pharaoh.

Now it’s time to turn the Western warmonger’s attentions back to Syria, with heaps of hypocrisy, black propaganda and mass media porky pies blanketing the global news broadcasting systems – and regardless of what evidence UN inspection teams might or might not discover (sniper fire / changes of underpants permitting) regarding the use of weapons of mass distraction, the Assad regime has been fingered as the guilty party by a unanimous vote on the part of the good ole US of A – a political mistake wholly endorsed and supported by the leading Zionist political stooges in France and Broken Britain.

Meanwhile, his proverbial finger definitely nowhere near the throbbing pulse of the situation on the ground - due being in Geneva and ‘not’ Damascus - the UN’s special envoy to Syria (Ed: should this read ‘Switzerland’?), the 79-year old Algerian Mr Fix-It, Lakhdar Brahimi, speaking to gutter press hacks in the lobby of his 5-star hotel, speculated that some kind of chemical could have been used and this might have killed lots and lots of people.

Hmmm, Brahimi missed the point that this latest Operation Gladio style false flag incident which purportedly snuffed 355 hapless fuckers who got caught downwind of the rebel mercenary’s nerve gas attack - and gave a further 3,600 other non-combatant civilian types sore eyes and a runny nose - has Israel’s agents provocateur fingerprints all over it.

Juxtaposed with Iraq and Libya, it was only a matter of time before the kikester Zionists conjured up the required mass hysteria excuse to attack the Assad regime’s military machine regardless of a UN Security Council veto fronted by Russia and China – in this instance with a false flag nerve gas strike – and by hence applying the precepts of the Evans Commission version of the Responsibility to Protect (R2P) formula – which, flaunting international law and the moral code, illegally authorises the likes of NATO to act (no-fly zones / arming rebel groups, etc) whenever the UN Security Council fails to respond promptly - or Bolshie members reject the Great Satan-led self-serving blood n guts proposals.

On our home doorstep, Airstrip One, not happy with okaying the unnecessary murder of a few thousand badgers, Dave ‘Two Holidays’ Scameron and the Nasty Party – composed of lickspittle Rothshite Kosher Nostra crime syndicate apparatchiks of the ilk of closet case sodomite FS Willy ‘Fudger’ Vague and DS Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond - (the type of blokes who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil) - seem dead set on applying a measure of military grade stupidity in bulldozing this latest Con-Dem coalition’s train wreck foreign policy move through the House of Conmans to legalise the snuffing of a legion of Syrian civilians – the non-combatant / collateral damage variety – and all in the name of ‘humanitarian intervention’.

Scameron informed one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that the ‘alleged’ use of chemical weapons by the Syrian government was morally indefensible - (Que? WTF? But Reaper drone missile attacks on Muslim civilian targets are?) - and he personally could not stand idly by in the face of the use of prohibited weapons of mass distraction – such as white phosphorus, depleted uranium and sarin gas – as used by British and US troops in Operation Al-Fajr - the 2004 destruction of Fallujah.

Conversely, so as not to be branded with the same war criminal tag as his predecessor Tony Bliar, Posh Dave claims any military action will have to be proportionate and legal – and would need at least one dodgy weapons of mass distraction dossier whose veracity be sworn on the body of a dead heron – plus a note signed by three magistrates and a bishop - before he sanctioned the Royal Navy’s HMS Tiredout nuclear submarine to loose a stream of Shitehawk cruise missiles upon President Assad’s not-so-safe house and Fuhrer bunker.

To achieve this end the remainder of the 649 pissed-off and whingeing MPs get to renew their political season tickets to take a free ‘abuse of privilege’ ride on the House of Conmans ‘Gravy Train’ with a spot of expenses-laden overtime - having been recalled off their jolly summer hol’s by the whips to debate across the House of Conmans floor the pro’s and con’s of bombing Syria back into the Stone Age – a move destined to result in a chaotic Balkanised mess of pottage - as per Iraq and Libya – and any fucking where else these Western busybodies stick their neo-Imperialist beaks.

Conspicuously straining at his leash is Rothshite lapdog and pro-Zionist Friends of Israel Club stooge, Foreign Secretary Willy ‘Fudger’ Vague – the Tory’s answer to Jam Jar Binks – an incompetent Yorkshire clot that forever fails to engage brain before opening mouth – intent on sending a very crude message that his kikester masters will not tolerate the proliferation of weapons of mass distraction in the region - which might threaten Israel’s current nuclear arsenal backed military hegemony.

The point that Vague and his cronies miss is the stark fact that when the shit hits the fan this is going to manifest as a proxy war of field testing the latest and greatest in hi-tech killing technology between Russia and the good ole US of A – and let’s not forget the Middle Kingdom either – China – when she flexes her muscles and declares “Enough!” to Western neo-colonial expansionism.

Whatever, it’s no more than another fucking feeble excuse to up the price of crude – and fuel at the pumps.
The absolute domination of Eurasia is on the cards – and the natural resources – and corruption of its populations to compulsive materialist debt slaves - exploited by laissez-faire corporate bankster Crapitalism - hence the vehicle to maintain social control and a political stranglehold on society.

However, if the world is ever put to rights, there is a Sword of Damocles factor hanging over their scrawny necks – specifically concerning ‘Crimes of Aggression’ – as per those committed against Iraq, then Libya, and now intended for Syria – a legal formula adopted by the Nuremberg Tribunal to convict Nazi war criminals – and hopefully the war-mongering scumsters of Tony Bliar and Willy Vague’s despicable ilk.

Do you live in the suburban Damascus area? Have you and your family recently been gassed by President Basher Assad or any of the numerous testosterone-fuelled rebel groups jostling to be top dog?
How would you feel if a bunch of Western-funded Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorists tossed a nerve gas grenade through your kitchen window and snuffed the cat?

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Thought for the day. So WTF happens if the UN team discover Basher Assad’s lot weren’t responsible for the chemical weapons / gas attack and it was some element of the fractious rebel merc’ forces – the Israeli-backed al Nusra or the Arab League’s pet al Qaeda psychos. What’s the gameplan then, might we inquire – send in U2’s Bonehead and Blob Geldork in to sort this shit out and give the rebels a stern talking to – or a slap on the wrist and stop supplying them with nasty weapons?

It’s all a load of old bollocks really, as regardless of who gassed who, what or where, the Great Satan’s warmongering agenda is running behind schedule thanks to Russia and China’s intransigence, vetoing UN Security Council resolutions to take out the Assad regime as per Libya’s Gaddafi – so this conjured false flag chemical weapons incident provides the tried and tested ‘humanitarian intervention’ excuse for overt Western military action – and Syria is the next domino to fall victim to Globalization.

Syria is destined to become yet another blood and guts-strewn ritual tribute to the Masonic Ordo Templi Orientis ‘Death Cult’ Brotherhood’s diabolical deity, Jahbulon – or Abaddon, Baal, Balaam, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mammon, Shaitan or Old Nick - or whatever moniker their vile horned god goes by in this world of corrupt men.

To close with a word of utter contempt, fuck the Satanic, child sacrificing Freemason pondscum, along with their diabolical ‘mano comuto’ handsigns - and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday 21 August 2013

UK Local Authorities Go Ga-Ga

Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

ATTENTIONS OF TRAFFORD METROPOLITAN BOROUGH COUNCIL

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: WITHOUT PREJUDICE

With regard to the Trafford Council / Veolia ‘Coming Soon’ flyer delivered through our letterboxes yesterday, the 20th August, detailing ‘Important changes to your green and grey bin collections’ – specifically the ‘enhancement’ of our current food and garden waste service.

As a private community consisting of 24 flats, contained in four separate blocks, we are already blessed with 10 grey wheelie bins, 6 black bins and 8 blue bins - all large 360 litre capacity units – split equally between two locations on our property to service all four blocks of flats.

We don’t have any green bins as our not-fit-for-purpose property management agents, Ripoff Estate Care, contract a firm of lawn butchers who masquerade (and at no small cost, either) as gardeners and take away all grass, hedgerow and shrub trimmings they manage to cut – weather permitting – and when not otherwise engaged gaming on their ubiquitous smart phones.

Following a committee meeting yesterday evening, points were raised regarding TMBC providing a generic ‘Roadkill’ bin (one of the nice dark brown 'coffin' shaped types)to allow disposal of dead cats savaged by the neighbourhood’s resident fox pack – plus electro-smog disorientated wood pigeons flying into our walls; along with squashed members of the local hedgehog community run down by thoughtless delivery service and utility company drivers frequenting our courtyard.

A large ‘Yellow’ medical waste and sharps hazard bin would actually be of more use for disposing of Mrs McSkanger’s (the abortionist in Flat 14B) culled foetuses – plus the heaps of waste generated by the anti-social druggie crew currently squatting in Flat 7A who chuck their empty heroin vials and used needles in the black Glass / Bottles bin - with nary a thought for some hard up resident pensioner blindly rooting through the top for a liquor bottle with a couple of swigs left in it.

But with the apathetic local Plod Squad never being sighted unless someone shouts 'Revolution!', flashes a gun or chicks a Molotov cocktail, then remedial actions are not forthcoming and the druggies are a problem we’re stuck with until absentee landlord Mr Jimjam Chuckabutty returns from his current sojourn to Pakiland with his new child bride and obtains a court order to mobilise and dispatch bailiffs from the Renta Thug Security Agency to come round to kick Flat 7A’s door in and evict the squatters en mass.

Mrs Numbskull (Flat 23B) did raise a question about TMBC providing a lead lined ‘Radioactive Waste’ bin as the Muslim couple renting Flat 6, Mr & Mrs Ras al Ka-Boom are suspected by their neighbours of being terrorists and members of the radical Islamic Jolly Jihad Brigade – due the copious amounts of Al Qaeda magazines and empty bomb-making / explosives packaging and paraphernalia they chuck out – especially the shiny metal stuff that glows in the dark and made old Mrs Renshaw’s hair and fingernails fall out when she tried to sell a tin of it at Cash Converters.

Per the proposed supply of the ‘silver indoor kitchen caddy’ designed for waste food disposal – perhaps TMBC also intend to supply bigger kitchens to provide space for these invasive and undesired items.
As our grey bins are filled to capacity every Thursday evening – prior to collection the following day, Trafford is not offering much of an ‘enhanced’’ service when these bins are to henceforth get emptied every ‘second week’ – for reasons based on the faulty science of the discredited global warming scam.

Further, we are astounded by – and duly dispute - TMBC’s 'hard sell' claim in the flyer to justify this spendthrift action - that the average UK family throws away £480 quid’s worth of food per annum – a factor unlikely to manifest here in a community of senior citizens, collectively suffering the fiscal and welfare benefit cut throes of three years of this Con-Dem / Libservative Coalition’s mismanagement of our once-sceptred isle of Albion – now known as Broken Britain.

Hopefully these flyers bearing the Trafford MBC crest represent some sort of nonsensical lark being fielded by local college students in aid of their Rag Week fund raising - but there again we hear rumours of so many asinine to hare-brained to psychotic schemes being proposed by jobsworth local authority bureaucrats – such as Trafford MBC signing a back-hander / under-the-table dirty deal contract with the controversial environmental pillagers Cuadrilla to undertake exploration operations in John Lee Park and start fracking to release reservoirs of methane gas.

To close, as a fitting response to this purportedly ‘enhanced’ bin emptying service we, as a community, have decided after much deliberation, to collectively respond in kind – with our ‘enhanced’ council tax remittance scheme – and henceforth pay it on the first day of every ‘second’ month.

Yours, confused, as always,

The Residents Committee,
Burlington Court Flats,

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday 9 August 2013

Prawer Plan is Kikester’s ‘Final Solution’

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Jewish ‘superior culture’ – what an insidious stream of kvelling (boasting), ‘hudaibiya’ (fraudulent hyperbole / lies) and calumnious ‘hasbara’ (propaganda) these shekel-mongering Zionist Israelshite meshuggenahs promulgate and preach to justify their brazen chutzpah (arrogance) and inbred schadenfreude (this perverted rejoicing at another’s misfortune).

God’s ‘Chosen People’ no less – a self-perpetuated delusion that the rest of the global community are sick and tired of hearing pontificated – as per their Holohoax bullshit and any rightful criticism or censure of their blatant disregard for international law, UN resolutions and the niceties of a polite society being slapped with the perennial one-size-fits-all anti-Semitic label.

As to this alleged ‘superior culture’ – well, apart from the congenital 'nesheker' culture, we’ve been outraged, blood-splattered witnesses to such since 1948 and the advent of the Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’ – their Holocaust – when the Zionist Israel terrorist squads of the Stern Gang, the Irgun and the Haganah – initiated their genocidal Dahiya Doctrine strategy and drove the rightful owners of Palestine out of their country, renaming it as Israel – their 'polarised' Promised Land - and the only nation state on Earth with a wall built round it.

(Promised not by any divine deity whose name cannot be spoken (Yahweh / Jehovah etcetera, et al) - but illegally, by the Zionist stooge British Foreign Secretary and Rothshite crime syndicate family arse-kisser, Arthur 'Sayan' Balfour in 1917 – thus the outlaw state of Israel was founded on a litany of imperialist abuse of power, Masonic corruption and lies).

And this, the foundation of the rogue, pariah state of Israel, they achieved, with the blessings of a venal United Nations power bloc, dominated by shifty Shylocks and coerced to their bidding via the Four B’s Doctrine: Bribery, Blackmail, Bludgeons and Bodybags – to establish a sovereign state base for their nuclear armed criminal empire and proliferate the parasitic Zionist cult virus.

Alas, today, 65 years later, we still observe this ‘superior culture’ being visited on the hapless ‘true Semite’ Palestinian populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip – and the Arab Bedouin tribes of the Naqab – whose hereditary roots in this land date back before the days of the Babylonian interloper, Abraham – all of whom are stateless citizens in their own country now become.

For this sad state of affairs we can point the fickle finger of fate at the apartheid policies dispensed by the Jabotinskyist paranoid lunatic fringe Israeli government – the nutty Knesset - comprised of racist fanatics devoted to an ideology of Jewish supremacism, racial and religious segregation, and the creation of Greater Israel - which presents a dilemma that has manifested in an inhumane, barbaric abuse of powers via the agencies of the Israeli plod squad thugs, the IDF’s bully boy Hafganat Koah Brigade and the Yesher settlers' council (aka the Ministry for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands) bulldozing the ancestral villages – the homes and farms – (and the occasional US activist) of the occupied West Bank’s disaffected and marginalised Muslim Arabs to rubble to make way for the burgeoning illegal kikester settlements.

Too, while we’re on the subject of government-sponsored criminality, let’s not forget the Gaza Strip and that coastal enclave’s marginalised population still besieged behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi-style concentration camp on the planet - regardless of cosmopolitan condemnation by international Gentile and Jewish jurists alike - and BDS campaigns serving to express the moral indignation of Western human rights and wrongs activists.

Superior culture my ass – a culture of inflicting deprivation, torture, human rights abuses and war crimes, Neanderthal barbarity, ethnic cleansing and maintaining a slow-cook policy of purposeful genocide directed at the Palestinian goyim - but that's the end result of the merciless and empathy-free brand of high octane Zionist extremism that these latter-day Israelshites practice - to the detriment of their Palestinian victims.
Perhaps a clichéd maxim, yet nevertheless applies perfectly to these ZioNazi scumsters: how strange they don’t eat pork when they have so much in common with pigs.

But what’s new in history’s annals of infamy – apart from the fact nothing changes when it comes to man’s inhumanity to his fellow man - and regardless of what the Bible’s New Testament (Matthew 5:5) might prophecy, the meek are going to inherit shit – and any gains on their part will come via the route of armed insurrection and bloodshed.

Yet what the ZioNazi Israelis have done – and continue to visit upon the hapless heads of their Palestinian / Bedouin victims via this venal Prawer-Begin Plan – drawn up from the racist trans-migration recommendations of the Shylock Goldscum Commission by the Minister for Ethnic Cleansing, Ehud ben Zonah Prawer, and Benny 'The Shmok' Begin, head honcho at the Department for Arab Land Theft - usurping their very homeland with the recognition and blessings of a kikester-dominated, corruption-ridden and compliant United Nations since 1948 – let’s not overlook the fact that Western / white colonialists and land-grabbers have set a precedent and criminal example by doing the same to the First Nation / ethnic aborigines of Australia, North America, Canada and Africa – and the mixed blood mestizo oligarchs of the decolonised Third World still inflict on their own indigenous tribes and minority groups in the name of ‘progress’ – an ill-termed euphemistic term for ‘greed’.

Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Hmmm, and the kikester-owned media want us to believe the duplicitous words of the Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo – himself another secular Jew of convenience with zero Semite DNA in his Khazar-Ashkenazi genes - when he declares in regard to the ‘Palestinian problem’ – “All options are on the negotiating table”. Yeah right – all options excepting fair play and ‘peace’.

In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite-Baboon bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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Wednesday 7 August 2013

Judge Okays Sex With Underage ‘Sluts’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain's Crown Prosecution Service has gone on the public record and ‘bitch slapped’ a barrister - contracted to act on ‘their’ behalf in the case and ‘not’ that of the defence counsel - for inappropriately describing a 15-year-old sexual abuse victim in court as ‘the epitome of promiscuous behaviour’ and ‘a wanton, predatory slut with the morals of a rutting pig’.

Rupert Bellender QC further referred to the girl – who cannot be named for legal reasons – (Fellattia McSkanger, a 15-year old mother-of-three from the Slaggs Common sink or swim social housing estate in Rumpford, Greater London) - as being ‘sexually experienced’ beyond the norm for a female of her ‘tender years’ due having three children - and by her own admission had undergone several back street abortions – plus a miscarriage last year, induced after she fell down the fire escape steps at the Reefer and Hemp Club with a ‘short time’ client while half drunk and stoned - and engaged in a balancing act ‘knee trembler’.

Mr Bellender went on to submit that “This hussy is no stranger to three hole suck and swallow sex – and according to social service reports is a predatory whore who’s been flogging her golly around Rumpford, Scallydale and Smegmadale-on-Sea since she had hair she could sit on – if not before.”

After considering Bellender’s damning remarks on behalf of the prosecution – and the defence counsel declaring with a wry smile ‘”I rest my case, M’Lud” – the judge displayed what is now being publicly slammed as ‘undue leniency’ by allowing Ron Sodomotti, 41, who has previous convictions for kiddie fiddling and admitted ‘bonking’ the girl at his home in Scroteford Terrace near Scallydale - to walk free with a suspended jail term as it was clear in his mind that the precocious McSkanger had egged the accused on to engage in a variety of sexual acts to satisfy her depraved and licentious nympho' urges.

Judge Nigel Tosser, garbed in his customary cross-dressing outfit of white crepe wig and red gown behind the bench at Scumbrook Crown Court, informed Sodomotti, who pleaded guilty to ‘having it off’ with McSkanger, he had also taken account the fact that she looked considerably older than her actual years – at least 16 – and had the carnal allure of some depraved Biblical Jezebel – with red glossed lips that could suck the veneer off a faux oak door knob.

The court heard in evidence during the trial that the abuse did not come to light until McSkanger confided in her best friend Gobella Snitcher, who then grassed the hapless Ron Sodomotti up to the local Plod Squad.
During a search of Sodomotti’s home police officers also uncovered a stash of images of groups of nancy boys playing the ‘beast with two backs’ – along with videos, of Portuguese origin, depicting child sexual abuse and blood ritual Satanic sacrifices involving the child’s parents – with the victims being buried in shallow graves in neighbourhood driveways.

More than 4,000 outraged members of the common herd have signed an online petition calling for the CPS to investigate the controversial ‘predatory’ terminology used by Mr Bellender QC to describe Ms McSkanger in court – with Domino Grief at the Attorney General's Office commenting that Sodomotti’s suspended sentence had been drawn to its attention as unduly lenient – amid public calls for a harsher penalty to be imposed – such as castration.

The petition, kick started by some misandrous menopausal maniac with an axe to grind named Candida Mingerot, who described herself as being obsessed with a childhood sexual abuse survivor fantasy, informed a press hack from the Paedo’s Gazette that "It's unacceptable the Crown Prosecutor should expose this girl as a promiscuous sexual predator – even if she is a right old slut and the local bike that everyone’s had a ride on.”

Outside the court, Ms McSkanger confided to salivating gutter press hacks that “This is all that cunt Gobella Snitcher’s fault – just cos she wasn’t getting’ any cock an’ has bin jealous of me since we woz at school an’ that nice Tory Party cabinet minister bloke used ter pick me up in his fancy Jag an’ take me down ter the Elm Guest House on Rockoff Lane, opposite Barnes Common, ter meet his House of Conmans mates an’ a load of kinky celebs from the BBC - an’ we’d have a few drinks an’ a joint, then eff’ off ter Doggers Wood fer a spot of hanky panky.”

Hmmm, yet another stellar piece of evidence purposely ignored by the Met Plod Squad’s original Operation Fairwank inquiry.

Thought for the day. Regardless of Mr Bumble’s ‘rightful’ condemnation that ‘The law is an ass’ - under our adversarial justice system, the role of prosecuting counsel is not to secure a conviction at all costs, or to try to secure the maximum sentence – but rather one of unbiased impartiality and is mandated to draw the court's attentions to any mitigating factor or evidence that assists the defendant - both during the course of a trial and also during the process of outlining the prosecution case following a guilty plea.

Obviously henceforth this is to apply to underage sexual predators who claim to have been groomed for a spot of real time ‘comparative anatomy’ involving ‘hide the bratwurst’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 3 August 2013

Archbishop on Kosher Nostra Hit List

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Since declaring a no-holds-barred ‘anti-usury’ war on scumbag payday loan sharks during the closing week of July, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverend Justin Welby, has unwittingly incurred the wrath of the Rothshite family’s Vampire Squid bankster crime syndicate and ended up with his name topping the Kosher Nostra’s ‘extreme prejudice’ hit list.

One whistle-blowing snitch working as an I-Spy software programme operator for the GCHQ’s Prism / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Sig-Int super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping systems on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham has leaked hard copy data to the Ox-Rat government abuse watchdog charity revealing that Lambeth Palace has been added to the MQ-1 Predator C ‘Avenger’ drone AGM-114 Shitstreak missile’s TTP (terrorist targeting parameters) - with a mega-bucks assassination bounty put on the hallowed head of the Prelate himself.

The Met’ Plod Squad’s Deputy Commissioner, Cressida Dickhead – (now demoted to command the Serious Organised Coverups Agency since okaying a moronic crew of CO19 psychos to declare an Operation Kratos open season on Brazilian electricians back in 2005) - commented to one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that “Following the publication of these threats to his life, we’ll be providing the Archbishop with 24/7 close-in protection lest he end up another case of assisted suicide and discovered leaning against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods and his wrists slashed with a melon scoop – or stuffed inside one of those big black North Face holdalls that MI5 favour and dumped on some remote landfill site - or in the middle of Woolwich’s Grassy Knoll Common.”

The gospel according to one of the City’s Square Mile insiders who spoke to reporters on conditions of anonymity (Rupert Ffitch-Snotterton of Kikester Bank Investments) Welby transgressed the unwritten rule when he made the politically-incorrect move of symbolically following the example of Jesus Christ and kicking over the money-lenders tables on July 25th, by appearing on the BBC’s Pound of Flesh programme where he announced that under his aegis the Church of England was going back to grass root basics and taking on the money-grubbing shylocks by fielding competitive consumer loans - without a typical usurious APR of 5,986% attached - via the C of E’s in-house credit union facilities.

During his BBC interview with Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr, Archbishop Welby stated for the public record that “The entire crapitalist system’s to blame for all of society’s ills – a factor perpetuated by these scumbag kikester money-lenders that kneel before the altar of the Golden Calf and worship Mammon, the God of Greed and the driving force behind compulsive consumer materialism.”
“Little wonder the common herd are up to their proverbial necks in a spiral of usurious debt and are being systemically turned into ‘shekel slaves’ - living from hand to mouth.”

It was at this point the Archbishop issued his classical Imperial Chinese ‘Read This, Tremble and Obey’ warning to the online money lender Wonga, that the Church of England planned to force them and their entire ilk out of business - by giving them a dose of healthy competition and consequently diverting their bloated and immoral profit margin income stream back into Church coffers.

Welby directed his threat at the head honcho of the Wonga payday loan shark outfit boss, Seymour Scumstein, that the C of E would henceforth undercut their unscrupulous counting house businesses by expanding the Church-controlled credit unions as an alternative to the current rip-off lending system and thus set in motion a social good to counter this pervasively-corrupt social evil.

Speaking on behalf of the Wonga board, CEO Scumstein claimed they were all for better consumer choice – if Baron Rothshite and his boys in Tel Aviv gave it the okay.

So, while Wonga are attempting to defuse a critical situation by kick starting a tongue in cheek black propaganda drive against Welby and the C of E with their Ten Promises campaign – which equates to reconfiguring the front bench seating arrangements in the House of Conmans in an effort to inspire better governance – pointless, and more at scent than substance – Ms Fellattia McSkanger, a 16-year old mother-of-three from Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim social housing estate – who is currently studying for her NVQ1 in Advanced Welfare Benefit Fraud - had this to say to one press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette concerning her payday loan nightmare with Wonga.

“Yeah right, so Welby might have God on his team an’ all that good shit but yer got one of Posh Dave Scameron’s top advisers, that Johnny Puff bloke, quittin’ Downin’ Street an’ goin’ ter work fer Wonga this week as well – so there’s a revolvin’ door conflict of effin’ interest if ever I saw one – fuckin’ insider lobbyin’ access an’ what-have-yer.”

“Talk about payday lenders, that’s all a load of old bollocks cos Wonga’s nowt but a bunch of legalised blood-suckin’ leeches, prayin’ on the vulnerable core elements of our society wiv their sliding scale APR wot slaps yer wiv an extortionate typical interest rate of nigh on 6,000%.”
“Then on top of all that crap yer got their heavy-handed debt collection tactics when they sent a couple of Albanian death squad heavies around ter kick our front door in an’ threatened ter kidnap me sprogs an’ sell ‘em ter some Paki paedo brothel down in poxy Rochdale. Nice people they are not.”

Thought for the day. The Church's Ethical Investment Advisory Group explicitly bans investment in multi-national military-industrial corporations and financial institutions - that derive in excess of 3% of their income from pornography, 10% from armaments and all weapons of war and affiliated services - or 25% from other dodgy commercial ventures including pornography, drug dealing, child prostitution, gambling, alcohol and high interest rate loan sharking.

Regardless, that is a crafty bit of strategy on Welby’s part – and one way to get the hard-up atheists and agnostics into church.

Conversely to Welby’s pledge, it’s a bit of an ironic – and grossly embarrassing - oversight that the C of E’s pension fund has been making unethical investments with the very financial corporation (US-based venture capitalists Scumbag Partners SA) that actually fund Wonga - a serious inconsistency best described as a Class 1 Fuckup.

To conclude, fuck Wonga and the Zionist Masonic crapitalist system - and all who sail in it.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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