Thursday 28 December 2017

Zionist Land Thieves Rewriting History

In today’s ‘History According to Snowflake Revisionists' expose counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Shlomo Matzo, manning the live news cellphone hotline from the all new al-Quds crapital of Zionist Isra-Hell for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Call it Orwellian Newspeak – the official propaganda language adopted by Oceania to meet its corrupt ideological 'herd control' requirements – yet totalitarian despots throughout 'real deal' recorded History have contrived to pull off the same stunt – with limited success.
Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Potty are amongst a host of equally insane contemporaries – who all 'attempted' to orchestrate their own versions of 'history revised' - to conceal from a critical world - and future generations - their venal current era crimes - and the lies and sins of the past.

Yep, unlike the apartheid state of Israel and its racist nutty Knesset ruling Likit Party government's habitual 'hasbara' pronouncements, today's banner headline does not speak with 'forked tongue' – but rather encapsulates the essence of two truths – the Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience, claiming to be a 'people' (religious cult) actually 'chosen' by God - above all others upon the Earth - and lording it over the Holy Land / Palestine since usurping the place from its rightful indigenous Palestinian occupants in 1948 via acts of terrorism - are not only attempting to rewrite History – but re-interpreting the Truth – all to suit their corrupt, self-serving criminal ends.

Much the same as the hypocrisy-ridden agenda being promoted by the Edomite Mafia in pushing foreign governments to classify any and all censure and criticism of the rogue state of Israel's human rights abuses, ethnic cleansing war crimes (slow cook genocide) and illegal settlement 'squatter' land thefts – and / or questioning the 'literary licence exaggerations' (fatality head count figures) of the Hitlerian Nazi era Holohoax - as anti-Semitic hate crimes.

So too let us not forget the same stigma being slapped on the entire legitimate BDS campaign – or mention of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion being a Jewish global domination plot – or the distasteful 'historic' truth that the Sanhedrin Kosher Nostra cabal forced Pilate's hand in having Jesus Christ – God's 'one-begotten son' - crucified.

To wit, down to the nitty gritty essence of the story. The Great Satan's State Department, under the leadership of T. Rex Tillerson, has initially rejected outright an appeal filed by the US ambassador to Israel – (former bankruptcy lawyer David Melech Friedman - a klutz with zero background in foreign affairs or diplomacy – acting on instructions from Prime Monster Bobo Nuttyahoo) - to stop referring to Israel’s control of the ever-diminishing West Bank territories as a 'military occupation' – (Hey, the place is over-run with IDF psycho thugs and illegal squatters – ergo it is 'occupied') - although any final decision on the subject will come from President Donald Chump – or more likely his smarmy son-in-law, Jared '666' Kushner – the wanker who convinced 'Daddy Don' to recognise Palestine's al-Quds as the crapital of the rogue Zionist state – and move the US embassy from Tel Aviv.

The myopic meshuggenah Friedman’s appeal – chutzpah beyond borders - comes as Washington’s pathetic attempts to find a fix for this contentious 'who owns the Promised Land?' question have not borne fruit – a factor slammed by J Street – the US-based liberal advocacy / anti-occupation group promoting a diplomatic solution to end the Israeli / Palestinian conflict – who rightly speculate that any 'two state' peace negotiations are likely to remain in a state of fucked-up-ness in the wake of the moronic Big Don Chump failing to engage brain (sic) before opening gob and asserting - in ludicrous Duckspeak fashion – that al Quds is no longer part of Palestine but the crapital of Zionist Isra-Hell.

The United Nations General Assembly and world leaders alike have cast a critical eye on the Zionist-dominated United States' self-appointed role as a peace broker in the region following the Chump's festive season declaration that he personally – on behalf of a non-compliant Christian America – recognises al Quds as the crapital of Israel – sparking an international backlash and rebuke from the UN – along with violent clashes between Israel's heavily armed IDF thugs and rock-chucking / slingshot-wielding Palestinian objectors.

Further, the Chump Shite House has since vetoed a UN Security Council resolution demanding daft Donald's al Quds decision be withdrawn – prompting 'occupied' West Bank Palestinian Authority leader Fatty Abbas to issue a media statement that they no longer recognise the legitimacy of the Great Satan to continue brokering more scent than substance peace negotiations on behalf of the Palestinian people of the West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip enclave.

J Street and a slew of like-minded pro-Palestinian groups have expressed the sentiment that Ambassador Friedman is a pro-Zionist shill who, without a doubt and in the opinion of the many –– is the wrong man for the job – intent on putting the interests of Isra-Hell first - and the US nation state he is there to represent – in second place.

Friedman’s personal Jabotinskyist views – recently expressed to one gutter press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette - have been rightly condemned as unqualified arrogance – specifically the view his mission is to assist Nuttyahoo's Likit Party government in finding a 'Final Solution' to their Palestinian problem - and privately stating there will be no 'two state solution' negotiations – just the long-intended 'one state' of Israel – and the dispossessed Palestinians can have their capital elsewhere – in Jordan or Syria – anywhere the Israeli warmongers don't choose to seize and annex in keeping with their Greater Israel expansionist agenda as the Great Satan's armies continue their Mid-East military aggression / proxy wars campaigns.

For the record the Israeli Zionist Haganah, Irgun and Stern terror gangs seized whopping great kibbutz chunks of Palestine in the run-up to their 1948 Independence declaration – a land theft unfortunately ratified by a Zionist- coerced United Nations – then grabbed the West Bank in 1967 during the Six-Day War and have since maintained an aggressive military occupation of the entire region – to establish their mission creep illegal squatter settlements.

Meanwhile, not to overlook the plight of the 1:8 million Arab Muslim Semite Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip enclave – the Israeli Defence Force psychos have the entire caboodle besieged inside their 30-odd foot high 'no-way-out' Great Apartheid Wall – a barbaric monstrosity best described as the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.

Friedman's appeal, to assuage the fragile 'perpetual victim' sensibilities of the Kosher Nostra Knesset, and have the State Department – and by extension, Tillerson exert 'political correctness' diplomatic pressure on the rest of the world - to ban use of the offensive term 'military occupation' to describe the – er – 'military occupation' of the West Bank territories - is pathetically reminiscent of the elder Bush n Baker and the Artful Dodger Bill Clinton administrations ordering US and UN negotiation teams to stop using the inflammatory term 'illegal settlements' in reference to the West Bank 'illegal settlements' – as such upset the hard core Zionist Knesset and presented an obstacle to peace.

But rock bottom common sense reveals that Friedman is a total dog wanker and racist schmuck – who accused Barky Obama of anti-Semitism as he didn't kiss enough kikester ass - and likened the liberal Israeli anti-occupation group, J Street, to Kapos – the Jewish collaborators tasked as forced labour overseers of their fellow Jews in Nazi concentration camps.

To avoid misrepresented confusion, the West Bank, including al Quds / East Jerusalem, has a land area of 5,640 square kilometres plus a water area of 220 square kilometres, consisting of the north-west quadrant of the Dead Sea.
It hosts an estimated population of 2,785,366 Palestinians and approximately 371,000 Israeli Children of the Covenant illegal settlers – plus a further 212,000 Israeli Masorite scumbag squatters in al Quds.

Hence the chauvinist 'chaneph' cult of Zionism or the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually.
For not only are landless Israelis being gifted by the Knesset – specifically Shylock Shekelberg, Minister for the Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, with their very own piece of illegal settlement West Bank dirt – but Israeli politicos are building luxury villas there too.

Naming n shaming, the guilty parties include Israeli Justice Minister Ayelet 'Spotty' Shaked – she with the complexion like a set of dominoes, Education Minister (sic) Naftali Ben-Zonah Bennett, and Yetzer Hara - Minister for Hasbara / Black Propaganda.

So too Defence Minister – ex-Ukrainian night club bouncer and career criminal - Avigdor Lieberscum – boasts (rather 'occupies') an extensive villa sited on usurped West Bank lands – while Prime Monster Bobo Nuttyahoo and his servant-abusing bottle blonde slut of a missus Sarah, squat in Jerusalem at their Beit Aghion mansion.

Then to add insult to injury, the BDS campaign-targeted French company, Veolia Environmental SA ships toxic waste from Israel and the illegal settlements - and dumps it on Palestinian property at their illegal Tovlan landfill.

Really, WTF is wrong with these people - Israeli usurpers and Palestinians alike? They spring from the same Mid-Eastern racial roots - and the only divisive factors are fantasy beliefs in more at scent than substance religious deities – and cultures evolved from the Sharia and Halacha religious laws.

Thought for the day. Unlike the unscrupulous criminal elements of the Israeli government, let us not forget UNSCR 2334 which confirms the territorial rights of Palestinians - including the status of East Jerusalem.

Do you live in the occupied West Bank territories? Has your house been demolished by an IDF bulldozer in retaliation for your kids lobbing a couple of bricks at an armoured Humvee? Have any of your sprogs been kidnapped by the IDF psychos and dropped off on the doorstep in a body bag with their internal organs missing – compliments of the Felix Fagin black market transplant organ donor group?

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This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian doctor and peace activist, Hashem Azzeh, murdered by the IDF thugs in Hebron October 21st 2015 – and too not forgetting the martyrdom of prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, to the rogue state of Israeli's dying shame, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East nuclear armed military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.

With brazen hubris - their habitual unqualified arrogance - these Jabotinskyist ZioNazis go from Victim status to outright Chutzpah with their Kvelling and Hudaibiya (boasting and lying) being the foundation of all pro-Israeli sympathy-seeking Hasbara (propaganda) – and their 'dark side' Schadenfreude – the perverted rejoicing at the Palestinian's misfortune – and too as observed so precisely demonstrated by the high five Israeli 'dancing mover crew' on 9/11 as the Twin Towers imploded.

But this Holocaust visited on the Palestinians - the slow cook genocide in the occupied and ever-diminishing West Bank - and the current racist atrocity campaign being waged against the population of the besieged Gaza Strip, at least alerts the moral attentions of the global community to these sectarian crimes against humanity committed by the Israeli government and boosts the aims of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue, outlaw state.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime bankster syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote and paraphrase the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the devout Jews of moral social conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist Ashkenazi usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite-Baboon bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration.
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, noncing Edomites, political Ashkenazi ponces, Rothshite crime syndicate money-laundering banksters and corruption-ridden AIPAC / ADL lobbyists might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so PLO and Hamas 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sunday 24 December 2017

UK Plod Squad Rife With Mensa Rejects

In today’s 'Police Infested With Morons' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our embedded deep throat PCSO cross-dressing mole, Mollie McSkanger, grassing up Scotland Yard's crimes n misdemeanours for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, as the maxim goes – the Truth is out there – some fucking where or the other – but one startling truth to hit the UK's gutter press and mass media headlines this week is the proven fact that Broken Britain's Plod Squad ranks are infested not only with thick as pigshit morons but too, evidence-tampering incompetents and career criminals.

To wit, the gospel according to a sub-banner headline in the Daily Shitraker, the Met's Plod Squad is launching a review of all ongoing sex crime investigations following the collapse of not just one - but a calamitous two - rape cases in a single week.

On Tuesday the CPS dropped a case against Liam Allan, a man charged with raping a child under 16, due to police finally disclosing hard evidence they had concealed - to guarantee a no-contest conviction.

The double whammy came in a similar stitch-up rape case the Crown Prosecution Service have been forced to drop against Isaac Itiary after undisclosed evidence was released by Scotland Yard – which the CPS have conveniently flagged under the heading of sheer Plod Squad incompetence.

Liam Allan, a 22-year-old student, was charged with twelve counts of rape and sexual assault - and spent two years on bail - until the trial collapsed when an evasive, evidence-juggling Plod Squad were finally ordered to comply with defence demands and hand over conspiratorially concealed phone records.
A computer disk containing 40,000 messages revealed that the alleged underage victim – who can't be named for legal reasons (Fellattia McGobbler) had pestered Mr Allan for bouts of 'hot n heavy' casual sex.

In the graphic exchanges, the complainant discussed her erotic fantasies of extreme sex acts, including being publicly three hole raped while spread across a Costa Coffee shop table.

Former Met deputy assistant commissioner, Lord Brian Pillock, opined to one press hack from the Stitch Up Gazette that "We see too many cases where the Plods are cherry-picking the evidence in order to secure a prosecution and don't seem to give a shit if an innocent person goes to jail – just as long as their conviction stats look good."

The rodent-featured Met Commissioner, Cressida Dickhead, went on the defensive regarding charges of evidence tampering and concealment – blaming disclosure failings on overwork and stress among Plod Squad officers who haven't time to expedite their designated jobs efficiently – basically a resources issue caused by the government's budget and staff cutbacks.

Resources issue? Bullshit – it's a matter of basic honesty, competence and professional integrity issues.

Nasty Party MP Nigel Evans, who was cleared of rape and sexual assault charges against a close group of his fellow sodomite boozing playmates back in 2014, opined to media hacks there was a systemic problem not only with Plod Squad incompetence but too criminal level corruption – which results with innocent members of the gay - and ethnic minority communities - ending up in prison.

A member of the Black community, Mr Isaac Itiary, 25, spent four months in jail awaiting trial until all charges were dropped in the wake of Mr Allan's case - after it was revealed the Met Plod Squad had withheld text messages on his teenage accuser’s mobile phone that not only proved his innocence but further proved she was a low-life perjuring slut.

Itiary was charged back in July of 2017 with the rape of a child under 16: specifically six counts of sexual activity with a minor, two counts of rape and one count of making indecent photographs when the girl was aged 14 and 15. In his defence Itiary swore he believed the girl was 19 at the time – yet, regardless of protestations, spent four months behind bars awaiting trial for rape before it emerged police had purposely failed to disclose text messages proving his accuser had lied.

Copies of the aforesaid text messages previously requested by Itiary's defence team in September were only provided on December 17th - and proved the girl posed as a 19-year-old - which led to an emergency in-chambers hearing where Itiary was vindicated and all charges dropped.

Okay, time to put the Met's Scotland Yard pigpen under the microscope - coming once more to a cry of Que? WTF? You couldn't make this shit up! It's a fact – you couldn't.

Incredibly, the police officer assigned to the Met Plod Squad's rape and sex abuse unit who hounded Liam Allan - the intellectually-challenged DC Mark 'The Bungler' Azariah - was also the tosspot who withheld exonerating evidence in Mr Itiary’s case.
Azariah – described by associates as 'a right turkey' – remains on active duty and hence full pay – doubtless fucking up (withholding - and / or tampering with) vital evidence in a host more questionable sexual assault and rape cases.

The burning question of the day is this: how many more bungled cases has this incompetent – (or purposely vindictive and crooked) – dog wanker made a bollocks of with evidence meddling / tampering?

Well, ain't that just typical. Another stitch-up bites the dust. Withhold exonerating evidence to ensure the hapless twat collared for a crime he / she didn't commit – gets convicted. Keeps the Plod Squad crime rate stats in the black.

Thus, at the end of the day it all comes down to command responsibility – – and who other to fall on her own sword – or borrowed blade – and commit an act of Japanese style ritual disembowelment seppuku – but moronic Met Commissioner Cressy Dickhead - the useless twat who oversaw the 2005 Operation Kill The Sparkie – in which a Brazilian 'Christian' electrician - Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes - was 'mistaken' for a Mid-Eastern Arab Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist suicide backpack bomber – and had a full clip of 9mm parabellum rounds fired into his head by a gung-ho clusterfuck gang of trigger-happy SO19 firearm plods while boarding a tube train at Stockwell Station.

Following this major fubar, the Dickhead was upped to Met Boss – but it's a fact she's clearly been promoted well beyond her level of professional ability - but has to be protected on affirmative action grounds so those who made the mistake of promoting her are likewise afforded 'cover your ass' blame-dodging insurance for the ongoing stream of Goon Squad fubars – which goes some way to explaining the Brobdingnagian scale shit still going wrong under her fatally flawed 'leadership' (sic) watch.

And to pre-empt anyone who claims the system's broken - it isn't exactly broken – it was designed that way by the jingoist white Masonic secret handshake cabal that have directed and controlled 'Peeler' policy since the force was established to protect the interests of the elitist moneyed nobility and nouveau riche Industrialist upper class back in 1829.

The moral compass of this entire establishment structure has been off-kilter for a very long time – and thanks to current era panopticon surveillance technology, is getting a damn sight fucking worse at a geometric rate.

Of course we have swathes of the common herd saying 'WTF is going on?' as their Womb to Tomb establishment-conditioned (brainwashed) belief system can neither comprehend, nor accept, the fact the esteemed Plod Squad – the Dickson of Dock Green protector icons of the public domain (another lie) - are a bunch of incompetent and corrupt blue uniformed criminals in their own right.

Broken Britain's graft and corruption-ridden national Plod Squad claim to enforce equality: racial and sectarian tolerance - yet is an organisation staffed with hypocrites – enforcing hypocrisy.
Racial tolerance and multi-cultural identity – my ass, when they have a Black (& Brown) Police Association – insta-segregation on the part of the perma-sun-tanned 'We Don't Wanna Integrate With Whitey' Plod Squad contingent.

Yep, the canny are aware that something stinks in Denmark (read: Scotland Yard) n it isn't Hamlet's socks - and we have these incompetent clowns policing (sic) Broken Britain from Land's Bend to John O' Goats.

But the Plod Squad provides a well-salaried post with a pension that attracts all manner of criminal types out to make a buck on the side – from intellectually-challenged dirty deviants and perverts - to career control freaks and sadists in it solely for the uniform and power - to boost their nano-particle level self-esteem deficiencies - by bullying others.

And as to the actual rejects – of which there ain't too many – they end up working for the local Renta-Thug Security Agency – or one of the private CST anti-Semitic plod squad hate-mongering gangs.

Though one common thread – (apart from moron-level IQ-deficiency and Common Purpose programming) – a deranged sense of entitlement and abuse of office – that runs through the Plod Squad, Judiciary, Government, Priesthood, Military and the Paedophile Underground: is the corrupt cult of Freemasonry – and all branches riddled with nonce-ponce sodomites who take great Satanic pleasure in molesting innocent kids – and buggering underage rent boys up the back passage – as so clearly instanced by the antics of Scotland's Crown Office judiciary and their cryptic Scottish Rite Masonic 'Jocks in Frocks' / 'Tartan Tadgers' Sodomite Speculative Society 'Magic Circle' brotherhood.

'Tis a fact, apart from the scumbag ridden civil service and Parliament assemblies – (lower House of Conmans MPs & upper House of Frauds 'Vermin in Ermin') – no fucker embodies the corrupt criminal culture of denial and cover-ups like Broken Britain's Plod Squad – along with the Kraut Dachau DVD-run MI5 / Mi6 intelligence (sic) services.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Saturday 23 December 2017

UN al-Quds Vote: Nikki's Gonna Tell Sir

In today's festive season 'Donald Chump - Israel's Bitch' expose edition we bring our readers – and hate-mongering Zionist CST apologist critics - the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Haley threatens the known Universe: ‘I will report to President Chump who votes against US Jerusalem decision’.
Yep, the banner headline says it all. Nikki's Gonna Tell Sir – that Chump guy in the Oval Office with the dead albino possum hairpiece.

Tricky Nikki Haley, the United States of Israel's blackamoor joke of an ambassador to the United Nations – an appointment far beyond the capacities of her limited intellectual capabilities and political experience - has warned every fucker and their dog that President Donald Chump will take a 'no-vote' on his recognition of al-Quds (Jerusalem) as the Ashkenazi Zionist’s crapital as a personal insult - and has been tasked to report back to him with a 'Black List' of nay-sayers – for the specific 'corrective action' attentions of Erik Prick's Constellis psycho mercenary assassins.

No shit, this moronic Punjabi broomstick merchant sounds like some latter day split-arsed Tail Gunner Joe McCarthy – waving aloft a list of names and issuing more scent than substance threats.
"We know who you are and where you live – and where your kids go to school. There's no hiding place - our drones will find you."

What a tosspot bimbo Haley (real name Nimrata Randhawa) is – a pathetic tittle-tattle skanger - like some educationally sub-normal schoolyard bully – 'Big Don's gonna get yer after class'.

Plus, not satisfied with being unilaterally considered a shit for brains skag, Haley went deliberately out of her way to confirm the fact when taking a scam phone call from Russian pranksters who recruited her assistance to counter Moscow's aggressive political interference in the constitutional affairs of the non-existent South China Sea located island of Binomo. What a klutz.

Regardless of the shitstorm of international condemnation that continues to rain down, the US government (actually read 'Donald Chump') continues to defend its (his) decision to recognize al-Quds (Jerusalem) as the crapital of the rogue – and illegal – racist state of Israel.
The day prior to the UN emergency session, US envoy Haley dispatched a missive informing the representative ambassadors of other global nations that all those objecting to the US' pro-Zionist / Israeli apologist position will be reported to President Chimp.

The warning was contained in a threatening Sino Middle Kingdom Huang Dynasty style royal edict: 'Read This, Tremble and Obey' communication ahead of the General Assembly’s emergency Thursday session on the status of Palestine's al-Quds capital.

Haley - co-founder of South Carolina's Bamberg Halitosis Society - stated for the public record that 'the US leader' will be “carefully” monitoring the vote – alas, due her IQ-deficiency syndrome condition, little realising that her Hitlerian / Stalinist – more at Orwellian - statement mirrored the type of despotic dictatorial maxim expected from the likes of the NorKor's Kim Jong-un – the only nation state dynastic leader on the planet with an even worse hair style than Chump's.

To paraphrase the imbecilic Haley directly: “As you consider your vote today, I implore you to know President Chump and his Deep State Zionist donors and Mil-Ind cabal controllers - and Israeli Premier Bobo Nuttyahoo - will be watching this vote carefully and take any naysayer and abstainer positions as a personal affront."

Hmmm, the Chump's not so much a moneyed spoiled brat - but moronic twat – a shit for brains gobshite bully with zero comprehension of foreign affairs or history – and has pulled this insane 'recognition' stunt on the urgings of his Zionist kikester son-in-law, the vile Jared '666' Kushner – Israel's current 'numero uno' Shite House insider sayanim.

The Chump's a big kid, a bit of a wanker that has to be liked and appreciated – (state visit to Britain / complimented / knighted / commended / adored / worshipped) - or else the world is wrong and he is right.

Alas, in the cold light of day he's the type wanker an uncharitable person might – rightly - refer to - in good ole boy red-neck A-meri-can jargon - as an 'out n out dumb cunt'.

While the Great Satan has been widely criticised for reversing decades of neutrality on the issue of the Palestinian capital of al-Quds, the White House claims it is fulfilling an election pledge by Mr Chump to implement the Jerusalem Embassy Act – a piece of shifty back-boiler Zionist appeasement legerdemain passed by Congress in 1995 - but continuously postponed by more astute Oval Office occupants than this shit for brains kikester stooge, President Don-Boy Chimp.

Israeli sovereignty over al-Quds has never been recognised internationally, and all countries maintain their embassies in Tel Aviv.
However, President Chump, acting on orders from his US-based Zionist kikester donors and Israeli Premier Bobo Nuttyahoo, has instructed the US state department to start work on moving the US embassy – brick by brick – to al-Quds.

The 193-member UN General Assembly held a rare emergency special session on Thursday at the request of Arab and Muslim states, who condemned Mr Chump's decision to reverse decades of US policy earlier in the month.

Well, regardless of the tar-brush featured Haley's totalitarian threats, the UN General Assembly decisively backed a resolution effectively calling on President Chump to withdraw his personal recognition of al-Quds as the capital of Israel.

The UN resolution states, in unambiguous fashion, that any and all decisions set forth by the Chump White House regarding the status of al-Quds are null m void – and henceforth cancelled.

In and of itself, in original draft format, the resolution was approved by 128 states - with a disgraceful 35 abstaining and 9 other Zionist stooge states voting against - after President Chimp threatened to cut US financial aid to those who backed the resolution.

The 9 who voted against the resolution were the US, Israel, Guatemala, Honduras, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau and Togo. Among the 35 abstaining were Zionist stooge Trudeau's Canada and Mexico.

Those voting in favour included the other four permanent members of the UN Security Council (China, France, Russia and the UK) as well as key US allies in the Muslim world.

Plus there were 21 countries who didn't dare turn up for the vote and instead submitted a doctor's ill-health note as a pretext for absolution.

To conclude, are we not sick to the back teeth with the good ole American hypocrisy and boasts of inalienable right to life, liberty and happiness – and justice for all? Yet in all reality these elegant paeans to democratic process and socio-political equality only apply to the moneyed Ivy League criminal class – and not the common herd.

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Friday 22 December 2017

Mayhem Sacks Tory Porn Minister

In today’s Political Paybacks expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Mother Theresa 'The Appeaser' Maybot, has finally put her foot down – with a firm hand. Unfortunately not with Brussels' scheming EUSSR kleptocrats viz their bizarre Brexit compliance demands – but rather the Nasty Party's Porn Minister, Dirty Damian Greenfly – who refused to do 'the right thing' and fall on his own sword – or even resign with dignity. Hence Terry Mayhem went into 'no options' cornered rat mode and fired his onanist arse.

Health Minister Jeremy Kunt took time off from his conspiratorial 'behind the scenes' wheeler-dealing with for-profit parties of self-interest to finalise the privatisation of Broken Britain's once-iconic National Ill-Health Service - to speak with a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker – relating that PM Maybot had acted with a heavy heart in sacking Damian Greensleeves for breaching the ministerial code – specifically for getting caught doing so.

Though Kunt poses the question: what other option was open to her after Green told a load of 'cover my ass' porky pie denials regarding a leaked Plod Squad report that his House of Conmans office computer was chocker with gnarly porn video clips?

Secretary Kunt added that questions remained viz the moral – and possibly 'criminal' - conduct of the ex-police officer who leaked details of the pornography stash on Greengage's Parliament office computer.

Conversely arch-EUSSR Remainiac Green continues to lie through his back teeth, maintaining to the Biased Broadcasting Corp's political hack, Laura Kuntsberg, the libellous allegations that he downloaded and viewed all manner of XXX-rated porn video clips (zoophilia, pederasty, necrophilia) in the purported privacy of his House of Conmans office are a political smear 'hit job' by Tory Brexiteer agents (and Labour's Corbynistas) - to malign his character and create Cabinet space for Jacob Rees-Mogg's ego.

However, the Parliamentary expenses-fiddling Greenleaf is rumoured to have mustered up the common decency to apologise for sending sexually suggestive text messages to young Nasty Party activist, Kate Maltby in 2015 – though vehemently denies he made inappropriate advances – specifically shoving his hand up her kilt and tickling her snatch - while whispering "I think you're a bit of an all-round Malt-Teaser."

Ex-Met Detective-Sergeant Ron McSnitch – (he of Hillsborough disaster cover-up notoriety) – interviewed on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr 'Character Assassinations Hour' programme – related "I leaked de story cos it woz in der public interest – an' bollocks ter breachin' this Data Protection Act - plus the Daily Shitraker shoved a shedload of tax-free readies in me Swiss bank account fer grassin' the old wanker up."

"If Joe Public only knew wot I found out about these MP shits while I woz on active duty wiv the Met. Yeah okay, they start off wiv a couple of hetero missionary position porn clips ter wank off ter, then it's doggy style an' three-holin' – then they're inter peggin' flicks – then BD/SM - then it's Black Mass Satan worship paedo snuff movies – an' before yer know it the fuckers are around at Dolphin Square an' the Kaiser's Elm Guest House wiv their Masonic pals - shaggin' little kids up the jacksy."

Obviously, now the proverbial excrement has hit the fan, a cross party clique of MPs who constitute the Vulgarians Committee are shitting kittens regarding the alleged actions of retired detective Ron McSnitch and his leaking of what amounts to suppressed criminal activity evidence into the public arena – and while pondering on the troublesome thought of 'Who's next'? in line for disclosure of their underage sex indiscretions – or vile felching activities - have directed the Lower House Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow, to refer a complaint to the Data Regulator for apparent disclosure to the gutter press media of confidential material evidence gathered during the original 2008 Plod Squad investigation.

Deputy Information Commissioner, Candida Mingerot, informed media sources that "These are serious allegations and such will be investigated - once we all sober up after the Xmas holidays - to determine whether the law has been broken; and what further action is necessary to protect erring MPs - and their Upper House of Frauds contemporaries - from potential criminal prosecution for simply viewing a few sicko kiddie fiddling porn video clips."

Hmmm, so typical of any politico caught with his fingers where they shouldn't be – in the cookie jar – or up Ms Maltloaf's dress – Greenfly continues to deny downloading or viewing nasty masturbation fantasy porn on his House of Conmans computer.

However, since his firing Mr Greenleaf tweeted he's been 'emotionally moved to tears' by supportive messages from online Dark Web porn aficionados and fellow onanists.
"I am overwhelmed by the number of friends, colleagues and constituents who have sent supportive messages since that rotten bitch Terry Mayhem fired me. My thanks to you all, and a Happy Downloading Christmas. See you all in HMP Wandsworth in 2018."

Thoughts for the day. Profile: Who the fuck is Damian Greenfly? Was Ms First Malt really groped by Minister Green? Did a police vendetta topple Damian Greensleeves? Is the moronic Met Plod Squad's Total Fuckups Division involved? Was the intellectually-challenged DC Mark 'The Bungler' Azariah on the case - the same tosser who screwed up the prosecution evidence in the recent Liam Allan and Isaac Itiary rape cases through a mix of incompetence and malicious evidence tampering?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Tuesday 19 December 2017

Stop Press: World Run by Crims n Cretins

In today's festive season 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readership the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Subject: God's Chosen People did this? Barbaric war criminals.
https://www.rt.com/news/413393-palestinian-wheelchair-killed-idf/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
Wheelchair-bound man with no legs killed by IDF in Gaza during Jerusalem protest. Yet another Palestinian Muslim Semite protester bites the dust.
Disabled man murdered in Gaza Strip by Israeli Defence Force's ZioNazi psycho thugs - for daring to question whose 'Promised Land' Palestine actually is.

Rochdale Council drops town centre swearing ban.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42329254
What they need to implement and enforce is a ban on local authority Masonic bigwigs and dirty deviant MPs - like rabid Rochdale's Cyril 'Fatberg' Smith - using the town's child care facilities and orphanages as their personal paedo brothels for sexually molesting defenceless kids.

Birds banned from Bristol trees.
Pigeon spikes on Clifton area trees branded idiotic.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42409884
The avian-unfriendly Hillcrest Estate Management Co have covered the tree branches at their 'prestigious' Bartlett Court Flats property with nasty spikes to prevent birds perching or roosting in the arboreal surroundings and shitting on resident's cars parked below – a move slammed by avian fauna experts as declaring war on wildlife – as the spikes also impede and obstruct the local squirrel population from using the tree branches as a predator-free highway.
Hmmm, no fucker at Bartlett Court Flats know how to operate a bucket n sponge n wash leather?

HR McMaster weighs in on North Korea nuclear threat.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-42403260/hr-mcmaster-weighs-in-on-north-korea-nuclear-threat
In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr, Donald Chump's paranoid–psycho Neo-Con National Security Adviser, HR 'Baldy' McMaster, said that the United States has "to be prepared, if necessary, to compel the denuclearisation of North Korea", with or without their cooperation.
Hmmm, pity some fucker doesn't de-nuke the Great Satan – for unlike the NorKors – who have never nuked anyone – so far – while the good ole US of A dropped not one - but two - experimental stage / prototype radiation-rich nuclear bombs on Japan in August 1945 – to see what damage an air burst would do to a civilian infrastructure target – and the 'real-time' after-effects of radiation poisoning.

Arch EUSSR Remainiac and all-round Brussels stooge, Anna Soubry, the incumbent Tory Nasty Party MP for Snottingham's Botox constituency, opined to the House of Conmans assembly that white British people need to learn more from the Muslim community.
http://kippercentral.com/2017/12/16/soubry-white-british-learn-muslims/
In keeping with her customary failure to engage before opening gob, Ms Sourpuss, speaking at Parliament's Eid-ul-Adha meeting following the election of the cellulite-loaded Halimah Khaled as the first Muslim Mayor of Broxtowe - went into total ass-kissing mode, stating that Ms Khaled was rightly proud of her faith – and she and her Islamic community could teach bog-standard ignorant Christian white British people 'many a good thing' and make our once-sceptred isle 'a better country'.
So, WTF do we have to learn from immigrant stock Halimah Khaled (whose family deserted their Third World dump to migrate to Britain) – and her Muslim community – none of whom have ever fully integrated – keeping their own language and religion – and various toxic aspects of Sharia Law – and fostering a Jolly Jihad / Saracen Scallies terrorist culture.

Leicestershire County Council's 'food Nazis' are copping a veritable barrage of ridicule after pontificating on how many sprouts their borough residents should eat per serving of Christmas dinner.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42412274
A tweet advising festive diners that six is the magic sprout number drew public reactions ranging from people pissing themselves in laughter at the absurdity of the 'Six sprouts = ONE portion - Don't overeat' post - to others branding the council as a bunch of gobshite 'know-all n know fuck all' control freaks.
The Council's Department of the Environment spokesperson, Alderwoman Chlamydia Mingerot, informed one gutter press hack from the Flatulence Review that 'Eating too many sprouts over the festive season can induce a virtual 'fart attack' and result in massive discharges of methane – which is knocking holes in our ozone layer. Hence the sprout portion advisory is in keeping with the UN's global warming / climate change carbon cap and credits exchange offset guidelines.'

While Brexiteers insist that no transition period – or money-grubbing divorce fee – is required for Broken Britain to give the EUSSR fascist community the finger, Terry Mayhem and 'Donkey David' Davis argue that the UK must abide by the Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy's extra two year transition period following the 29 March 2019 bye-bye date – and continue to get financially shafted (robbed blind) - obeying the rules of the single market and the customs union until 2021.
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/12/two-year-brexit-transition-period-will-not-be-long-enough
Okay, who the fuck do we need as Tory leader to pull off a 'no deal / hard Brexit n get our asses out of the EUSSR immediately – if not sooner – thus impressing on the Brussels kleptocrats that we mean 'World Trade business – and tell them to stick their extortionate £100 zillion nicker divorce fee.
The Reverend Dodgeson's White Queen told Alice Liddell she could do six impossible things before breakfast – but that delusional old biddy's the stuff of fiction n myth – so how about Jacob Rees-Mogg – aka the Mighty Mogg – a no-nonsense driven and determined Tory Brexiteer with a sense of 'Can Do' purpose – as Terry 'Transition Period' Maybot, unlike the White Queen, looks to be incapable of doing 'one possible' thing before March 2019 – if then.

Responding to a question viz death threats made against treasonous MPs who have stood up to be counted with the Remainiac camp, House of Conmans Speaker John Bercow defends their right to behave like EUSSR / Brussels stooges and vote on Brexit in line with personal agendas - and not the will of the people who put them in office.
Okay, let's see if the voting demographic hold the same skewed opinion at the ballot box come the next election.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/286701/John-Bercow-squanders-37-000-on-a-portrait-of-himself
Hmmm, is this the very same short-arsed Bercow who squandered some £37,000 quid of taxpayers cash on a vanity oil portrait of himself, plus ego-boosting heraldic coat of arms .... along with 350 postcard-sized 'Selfie' photographs costing £££ mega-bucks of public funds - plus £2,000 worth of beeswax candles, then £700 quid to tune his 'official' grand piano - and let's not forget the £50,000 nicker paid to Tory paedo scum Lord Alistair McAlpine after his IQ-deficient gobshite missus, Sally the Slut, libelled the pederast peer?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday 14 December 2017

Man to get Married – World Holds Breath

In today's 'Celebrity Adoration Throttles Common Sense’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest on the brain-dead antics of the 'Big Cheese' fascination addicted common herd sheeple and 'What If Harry Is A Ginger Mingin Gay?' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, the banner headline encapsulates it all: Man to get Married – World holds Breath.

Really, the fact that Harry Hewitt – a prince and member of the inbred mutant Saxe-Coburg-Gotha und Windsor 'divine right to rule' parasite clan he might be – is hardly the first bloke to get wed.
Yet the useless eater sheeple can't get enough of anything remotely 'Royal'- same when Prince Dobby married the People's Princess, Diana – then heir-apparent Bald Willy got hitched to Gypsy Kate Middleclass – the rubber-necking peasantry gobbles it up.

Royal weddings, or births - and even funerals – the senseless reverence and veneration is repeated in vomitous displays of moronic flag-waving. For fuck's sake, these people are not your social betters – and for a fact, not even your equal.

Just set Chazzer or Bald Willy or that mangy Greek twat, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, to mend a flex, unblock the bog with a bucket of water, jump start the car on a frosty morning – or fix a puncture on your kid's bike.
Thanks to being born with a precious metal spoon in their gobs – plus an exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege - that's the type of street survival tricks they never got a medal or an extra bit of gold braid or another rainbow ribbon bar for.

(More is to the point – these wankers should be made aware it is illegal to sport unearned military medals and colours. See attached URL – Princess Annie Horseface has more gongs than General Goering and Emperor Bokassa combined).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/11471375/Medals-braid-sashes-what-exactly-are-the-military-uniforms-worn-by-the-Royal-family.html

So, back to the nitty-gritty. The Royal Cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, is to marry American divorcee and soap-grope actress (sic) Meghan Markle next May in St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle - the very same venue used by Prince Chazzer of Wales when he got hitched to his long-term bit-in-the-side shag, Gorgonzilla, the chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole.

Ms Markle, who by her own admission, has a touch of the African-American slave stock tar-brush running through her veins, will, alas, be bringing naught in the way of much needed genetic improvement to the inbred royal bloodline – apart from a probable 'downside' Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome addition.

The Fuckingham Palace grapevine is rife with rumours that Queen Lizzie is the one footing the tab for grandson Harry's wedding – a factor the anarchistic likes of Republic have Booed down – claiming it will be the taxpaying public getting billed – as per usual).

Oh yes, another classic Tavistock Institute mind control distraction exercise – fishing with celebrity bait – common herd sheeple swallow the lot – hook, line n sinker – and don't give a flying fuck what's going drastically wrong across the rest of the world.

As if we haven't had enough of the royal wedding propaganda / distraction media crap to keep the public's eye off the ball – and from focusing on our very own graft and corruption ridden House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds – all working in unison to upend the Brexit referendum vote and keep us beholden to the EUSSR and Brussels kleptocratic hierarchy – now the gutter press and Biased Broadcasting Corp are mesmerised with the fact that the gold-digging Meghan 'Princess Pushy' Markle (and probably Harry Hewitt too) is to spend Christmas with Queen Lizzie at Sandringham.

Gee! Wow! Now won't that be an interesting meet – with Markle taking a crash course in the art of supplicant curtseying.
"Have you come far?" ... "Yeah, all the fuckin' way from the Colonies."

We wonder, with baited breath, what scatterbrained Meghan expects to find under the Sandringham Xmas tree – from Queenie to her. A glittering crown? Token British citizenship? Probably a bottle of the Pestco Greedy Grocer's Chateau de Catpiss - buy one - get two free.

Ms Markle, 36, a former actress who portrayed butch lesbian double agent Sapphie Godermiche in US TV drama Sluts - also appeared in the sci-fi series Minge, playing FBI special agent Fellatti Gobblegook, and is perhaps most famous for her role as Ratface Jane in the remake of Alex Haley's Roots, shown on the 'Same Old Shite' channel in the UK.

Regardless, the woman has also grown a large social network following since getting Harry the Ranga between the sheets, with as many as 9 people faithfully following her posts on Instagram - and over 35 Twatter admirers after she linked to US President Donald Chump.

Markle became the Global Ambassador for World Vision Canada, which campaigns on behalf of zillionaire Microsoft toxic vaccine euthanasia fanatic, Billy Boy Gates for better medical 'stealthcare' for children around the world.
As part of her humanitarian work role, Markle travelled to Rwanda for the charity's 'Chop-a-Tutsi' anniversary celebrations and received the revered razor-sharp Golden Panga award from the genocidal war crimes President, Paul Kagame.

Yet confetti, bouquets n bluster aside, getting hitched to Harry won't be Ms Markle's first marriage – for in 2011 she married Hollywood film producer Billy Bob Dorkenstein, but the pair divorced two days later - after the drugs and booze wore off.
Such sordid reports have led to speculation that Markle's simply sickly sweet eye candy - a low life Yankie soap opera skanger who's had more pricks in her than the dartboard that fell off the wall at the Pikeys Arms pub last weekend.

To add to the calumny, Markle is currently a Devil worshipper who regularly attends Black Mass at Toronto's St Satan's Church for Latter Day Demonics - but will undergo an exorcism and be baptised into the Church of England faith by the Archbishop of Canterbury, prior to the wedding.

As if the fore-mentioned line of bullshit wasn't enough, Meghan Markle now wants to get to know the UK – warts and all. Well, in that case, how about a tour of Anfield, Liverpool 8, around pub closing time on a Saturday night – to get a real feel of Scouseland hospitality.

To further publicise their relationship and forthcoming matrimonial match, Prince Harry and Ms Markle will carry out their first official engagement together on Friday – with a walkabout visit to the Nottingham town centre's Christmas Market to gorge themselves on freebie glasses of hot toddy and steaming pork pies.

Plus the couple are currently working on plans to include the moronic public demographic in some way on their wedding day – reportedly by flogging the film rights to the BBC's subscription-viewing Shitflix channel – and thus ensuring UK viewers trot off down the Post Office and buy a valid telly licence.

Actual details of the Royal Wedding entourage are still to be announced but speculation is 'guesswork' rife, as always the case with Broken Britain's shit-for-brains media.
Conversely Flatbrokes, the UK's iconic High Street bookies, are fielding top odds on who will – and who won't – be part and parcel of the May 19th royal bash.

Order of dress for the 'big day'? Harry in his best dress Gruppenführer uniform - and her wedding gown embossed with silver Nazi SS lightning bolt runes. The best man? One of Harry's Hooray Henry pubic school chav boozing mates. The bridesmaids? A few of Meghan's soap actress bimbo cronies – and not those currently suing Harvey Fatberg for rape. A new royal title? How about Princess Pushy?

Thought for the day. One thing Ms Meghan Markle ain't – n never will be - is Diana Mk 2.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Wednesday 13 December 2017

KSA: The Great Leap Forward

Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In an attempt to shift it's ultra-conservative (read 'backward') Third World ass out of the current perpetual 15th C' Middle Ages (1440) Groundhog Day time warp, and join the Western world in the 21st Century, the barbarian kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced a series of iconoclastic reforms – already kick started with promoting a 32-year old Royal Raghead misfit - Mohammed Bin Bag Salmon Spread - to the position of Crown Prince - as opposed to the customary 'fit-to-drop' octogenarian 'next in line to the throne' selection.

One even more radical revisionist move involved the senility-ridden King Salman and Crown Prince Salmon Salad purging the Dog & Pony Show government (sic) of royal sleaze-mongers – first ousting Prince Neekni al Sahrawi from his post as head of the National Guard in a series of high-profile sackings that sent shock waves through the oil-rich Gulf nation and saw regal upper-crusters, patricians and bureaucrats alike go into 'shitting kittens' states of high anxiety – recounting their past transgressions, crimes and misdemeanours – and pondering who was next on the Crown Prince's night of long knives retribution agenda.

Then the message came abundantly clear that King Salman was in no way simply fucking around after he okayed the Crown Prince to order the arrest of scores of royal family kleptocrats – then detained the bottom feeding scumsters under armed guard in Riyadh's five star Ritz Carlton luxury hotel until they individually surrendered their secret offshore numbered bank account data and coughed up a couple of billion $$$ bucks each of their ill-gotten backsheesh kick-backs, bribes, rip-offs and associated corrupt earnings - for deposit in the official monarchy piggy bank.

The progressive Crown Prince is determined to drag his backward desert shithole of a country into the Occidental current era - 2017 – by the scruff of the neck - kicking and screaming in protest, if necessary – announcing that the ban on women driving cars is to be abrogated – (along with any fucking thing else the traditionalist Mad Mullahs and Islamic Mutaween religious zealot police consider objectionable to their refined Sharia Law sensibilities – such as commercial cinemas; casinos / gambling; pubs and booze; discos; video rental stores; a super-fast open source / porno-rich internet; lap dancing bars and strip clubs) – with a pledge of sanctioning topless sunbathing and skinny-dipping at the kingdom's planned Red Sea and Persian Gulf beach resorts - to cater for the perverse hedonistic tastes of shekel-squandering Western infidel tourists.

Sheikh Khara ibn Zamel, top dog at the freshly restructured ministry of culture and information, informed one gutter press hack from the Apostate's Gazette that his office is ready to issue cinema operating licences immediately and the first long-awaited screenings of X-rated movies were expected to begin in March 2018 – and aimed at establishing 300 cinemas with 2,000 screens by 2030 - thus enriching the kingdom's entertainment options - with a widely requested premier showing of retro-era three hole Hollywood porn queen Fellattia Gamarouche's digitally-restored 'Cindy Sucks Clinton' – to be followed by 62-year old Bambi Woods reprising her 1970's Debbie Does Dallas cheer leader role with the 'under production' Debbie Does Dubai – in which the mercenary Ms Debbie McGobbler is willing to 'fuck anything' for a few shekels / dirhams / dinars or travellers cheques – with a rumoured 'Debbie Does ISIS' Mid-Eastern Arab themed follow-on script already in the works.

Ironically, in response to the above announcement, Grand Mufti Diver, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer and his fellow killjoy cleric stooges - previously permitted to rule the roost over this dichotomous Church (Mosque) n State (Autocrat) mess of pottage - have warned of the depravity of cinemas and hosting the likes of the 'Muppet's Christmas Show' – claiming such will corrupt public morals if allowed to be screened - and children would start believing in Saint Nicholas – or Santa Claus as the Western infidels call him – and then start wanting Xmas presents and hearing Christian apostasy about the Kike wood butcher that was born in a barn in Jewtopia and became their Messiah.

But casting the protests of die-hard Sunni & Cher Wahhabist religious bigots and dogmatic Islamic Imams to the vagaries of the four winds, Crown Prince Salmon Fillet is not to be defected from his personal watershed 'Vision 2030' social and economic reform programme to encourage an open and rich domestic culture for a Saudi population of 32 million people – which he pontificates will act as a catalyst for economic growth and diversification from oil wealth dependency - by developing the broader socio-economic sector to create novel employment opportunities.

At an impromptu press conference earlier this week on the steps of the Ministry for Stonings – one applauded by arse-kissing pundits and associated brown-nosing shills alike - His Royal Ruthlessness Crown Prince Bin Bag Salmon Chowder informed media hacks that "As we are simply a proxy of the Great Satan and depend on their weapons to bomb our Yemeni neighbours back into the Stone Age then we shall hereon follow their example and go the whole hog (sic) - with the establishment of my 26,500 square kilometre mega-whopping Neom City Free Trade 'Anything Goes' zone - to be sited at the entrance of the Gulf of Aqaba – enjoining the borders of Egypt, Jordan and the rogue ZioNazi state of Isra-Hell."

Rumours abound that the Crown Prince's Kosher Nostra business advisors are engaged in talks to establish branches of Broken Britain's favourite JD Wetherspoons pub grub n booze franchise at a series of oases across the backward Third World kingdom – with company CEO Ron Scrote commenting to press hacks "Hey for fuck's sake, even the Arabs must fancy a couple of frosty pints of Old Headbanger lager after a hard day in the dusty desert with their camels n goat herds."

Thus this monumental sea change has resulted in a veritable gold rush of business entrepreneurs turning up on the Saudi doorstep juggling lucrative business deals for Spin n Win casinos, a Spam-operated halal pig farm, a Titties lap dancing bar franchise, Blockbuster Video outlets, and the Russian mafia proposing a chain of Tekem Orloff strip clubs - with London's notorious 'gone underground' paedophile information exchange ready to open a kiddie fiddling branch in Riyadh, catering to Arab pederasts.

No shit, the dump looks well on the way to getting its sad arse partly civilised - then moneyed Saudi princes and zillionaire Arab business types can stay home to sin and no longer have to jet off to the likes of Bangkok or Las Vegas to gamble, get pissed and screw underage kids.

Thought for the day. No shit, women permitted to drive on the KSA's chaos n mayhem fender bender strewn highways. How the fuck they can operate any kind of vehicle while wearing a burka is beyond my comprehension – but I'm only a British infidel n know shit.

Okay, stop press update: Not only is Crown Prince Salmon Pate enacting legislation that permits women to drive cars but also that they no longer need to wear a full burka in a swimming pool – a controversial practice that has resulted in scores of unnecessary drowning incidents over the past year alone.

So here we see manifesting a Darwinian evolutionary shift in Saudi thinking – not a bad thing if a person wants 'some fun' in life.
Though zero mention of 'votes for women' yet. Obviously the shufty bints are a wee bit behind with their suffragette movement to date – n need to have a couple of sacrificial martyrs throw themselves in front of the Crown Prince's best racing camel at a forth-coming Riyadh Formula One Dromedary Tournament n get trampled to shit - before any fucker or their dog takes discernible notice of their brand of female emancipation.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Friday 8 December 2017

EUSSR Leave Vote Betrayed: Brexit R.I.P.

In today's 'Treason Runs Rampant - Maybot causes Mayhem' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jack the Lad' McGuffin - our deep mole undercover 'Fly-on-the-Wall' micro-drone engineer – operating his 'Stealth Spider' aero-insect spy craft from inside the EUSSR Commission staff toilets to eavesdrop on Terry May's submissive capitulation to Brussels' demands - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

17:4 million British Brexit voters have fallen victim to a Remainiac zombie apocalypse – and been betrayed by the Nasty Party's Crime Minister, 'Terrible Terry' Maybot – a Brussels apparatchik become.

Yep, thanks to her implausible Brexit policy narratives, the treacherous Tory skanger has stabbed Britain's patriotic Brexiteers squarely in the back with her latest conspiratorial hatchet job act of cringe-worthy kowtowing to Brussels corruption-ridden hierarchical kleptocrats with this 'Groundhog Day' two year transition period (2021) - plus £40 billion quid payout appeasement deal the voting public never okayed – and all on the flawed advice of the ShiteBlue Tory think tank wallahs - to save from getting her own bony ass sacked and the sure fire advent of a calamitous, follow-on general election.

The Brussels chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnyard, and the EUSSR Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard, suggested on Friday that the only option for a future trade agreement was Broken Britain getting shafted up the arse again – same as Norway – to retain free movement and unrestricted access to the single market - by coughing up mega-bucks into the EUSSR budget fund.
Plus our once-sceptr'd isle remains a member of the EUSSR customs union and single market - and under the full jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice during the never-ending transition period.

No fucking wonder Jean-Claude Drunkard n the rest of the EUSSR dictators – and political manipulator Georgie Soros - are falling over their own pomposities to ensure the Maybot – and her Nasty Party - stays in office – to do their dirty work - agreeing to Brussels demands and cutting a deal that eviscerates British interests.

Terry Maybot is an enemy of the people and should be in Dante's 9th Circle of Hell – the real nasty one reserved specially for prize cunts n traitors – along with the other fifteen-plus self-declared Tory Remoaners – (all political agents of self-interest working for Brussels and the fascist EUSSR technocracy to debase our democratic majority will) – to include chief 'schwein im schlüpfer' – the vacuous Anna Sourpuss – along with that sleazy Remoaner snake Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Tricky Nicky Moron, Dominoes Grief, Sarah Wollaston, Stephen Hammond, Paul Masturbate, Jonathan Djanogly, 'Heidi n Seek' Allen, Antoinette Sandpit, Jeremy Lefrog, Vicky Ford, Oliver Heald, Blob Neil, Stephen Hammond – and the rubber faced Spitting Images model, Tom Tugendhat.

These fuckers purposely, and with malevolence aforethought, ignore their designated 'public service' role – ie: execute the will of the voting majority public body that elected the sleazy cunts into office.
They are political pariahs become, whose delinquent avaricious natures tend to gravitate more towards moral corruption and skulduggery than serve their constituent demographics with the honest representation they are due

The dog wankers delude themselves they are a political elitist crony class – yet in all truth equate as a de facto nomenklatura of graft and corruption-ridden bureaucratic bottom feeders – with their own self-serving agendas to pursue - which has zero in common with that of the taxpaying voter demographic.

Though let's not ignore the fact that regardless of how the public demographic and mass media view the situation, the system's not exactly broken – it was designed this way – and the maxim salus populi suprema lex esti - the welfare of the people shall be the supreme law – is a joke.

Then we have the 'private sector' saboteurs to contend with – the malodorous super-rich tax-dodging likes of Virgin's Beardie Branson and the Labour Party's war criminal cross-dresser, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar – but specifically this non-British scabby skull-crawler, Gina Singh Miller, an IQ-deficient Guyanese serial divorcee immigrant - the egocentric founder of the SCAM Direct investment boutique and anti-Brexit Remainiac – who has become a nationally-despised figure due her pathetic vanity-driven legal legerdemain antics to undermine the democratic majority will of the people and have the Brexit vote overturned. All a narcissistic, self-promotion exercise – a public media ego-massaging spectacle to stimulate her exaggerated sense of amour-propre to further orgasmic delights.

Hence, for good measure toss the meddlesome South American broomstick merchant in the back of the tumbrel with the rest of the political traitors.

So that's the death knoll tolled for our desired Full English Brexit – thanks to the Tory treasonites – but instead of all the glad-handing and 'well done' congratulations, the Cabinet's Brexiteer ministers need to have a show of 'no confidence' hands and hoof this post-menopausal Witch Bitch – Mrs Maybot – out of the government driving seat and exile her to the back benches where she can do less damage – then elect the Mighty Mogg as party leader – or tear the heart out of the Tory Party n give a majority governing mandate to UKIP with Farage at the helm – to get us the fuck out of the EUSSR rip-off community on a no deal / stick yer divorce bill / hard-arsed Brexit walk-away – and open our ports to free trade with the rest of the known Universe – and if Europe wants to trade with Britain, then okay – but on our terms – and not those of the 50 seat Round Table of Europe corporatocracy kleptocrats.

Now our collective Brexiteer passions run high. What, then, is required to remedy the unacceptable situation with the Remainiac procrastinators?

Brexit and Remain have now morphed into a battle of the Secular and the Sacred, a veritable Holy Crusade against the Remainiac apostate heathens – these infidel heretics who would usurp Democracy to gain their own selfish perverted ends.

We need to revisit the insurgent historic events of 1789 and 1917 – and mobilise a joint anarchist Day of the Rope grassroots task force comprised of latter day anti-Enclosure rebels, Chartists and sovereign-hearted Luddites - to take out the Brussels stooge traitors and home grown pro-EUSSR corporate fascist stooge Remainiac ranks.

First order of business, the abrogation of the venal 1666 Cestui Que Vie Act – then clear the House of Conmans of the treacherous vermin assembly – Torys, Corby's Labour Trotskyites and Vince Cable's Lib-Dums (liberalism – the politics of snivelling rats) – then next door to the Upper House of Frauds and hoof that scrounging gang of vermin in ermine couch spud peers off the premises – and leave their red n white comfy stoat coats behind - for donation to a homeless charity - as we exile the entire corrupt collective to the far Gromboolian plains.

Or, if passions do tend to run that high, then perhaps have the Remainiac names logged into a revised version of the Reformation's iconic Foxe's Book of Martyrs - with them topping the list of treasonous saboteurs done to death by militant Brexiteers hell bent on shedding the yoke of Brussels' socio-political-economic domination.

Remain - 16,141,242 / 48.1%
Leave - 17,410,742 / 51.9%
Votes cast = 33,551,984
Majority = 1,269,500

Thought for the day. For fuck's sake, Mrs Maybot can't even swim n wears armbands to paddle in the shallow end of the political pool – yet enters the Brussels EUSSR Brexit Freestyle event and dives headlong off the high board – then belly-flops and flounders.

As to the rest of the Tory Nasty Party bottom feeders, they are part of a senescent political dynasty whose shelf life has expired – and but for New Labour's fiscal ineptitudes (Broon n Darling) and Anthony 'Miranda' Bliar's criminal sins (illegal invasions of Afghanistan n Iraq / sanctioning 7/7 / murder of Dr David Kelly / murder of Robin Cook) then the Red Flag Brigade would still be in office – perhaps.

Yet one lot are as venal as the rest – and the reference 'not as bad as the others' – is no recommendation. Let them not forget, these House of Conmans Remainiacs, that the public memory is long and resentful - for the will of the voting demographic shall be vengefully displayed by their offended constituents come the next election.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday 7 December 2017

US Run by Kosher Nostra Zionists

In today's 'Moneybags Moron Meddles in Mid-East Affairs' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jittery Jerusalem' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Content Allergy Warning: For the attentions of politically correct snowflakes, career Holohoax propagators still pushing the disproven 'six million' headcount gas chamber canard - and like-minded Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience. Whosoever labels this post as anti-Semitic hate crime – I advise they access the link pasted below and read – eyes open – then digest well - the iconoclastic 'historic truths' therein – before whingeing to their local Shomrim / CST / KASPA / Synagogue Squad private police agency 'Help! Help! Goyim hasbara attack! I've been offended!'

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/bds-anti-semitism-smear-scam-exposed.html

If we didn't have enough militarist crap going down already, with an unbridled Great Satan engaging in proxy wars of aggression across the Mid-East, Ukraine and Africa (et al) – and playing insane Mexican stand-off / brinksmanship games with Russia, China and the nutty NorKor regime - yesterday saw the Earth move a deliberate step closer to WW3 and the fingers of the Armageddon Doomsday clock inch another minute towards mid-night when the unbridled, egocentric moron in the Great Satan's White House decided to bestow US blessings (not his to give) on the rogue state of Israel's claim to Jerusalem as their national 'Jewtopia' capital.

This announcement by President Donald Chump that the United States of Amnesia (well, the Chump and his Deep State / Edomite Mafia / AIPAC handlers) now officially recognises Jerusalem as Israel's capital has been viewed with dismay by persons still possessed with two ounces of common sense – and dubbed a kiss of death for the Middle East peace process facade by the Palestinian population of the racist state of Israel (formerly Palestine).

This illicit 'recognition' act will automatically provoke and intensify extremism among the adherents of Pan-Islam globally and fan the flames of - and perhaps kick start - a Third Intifada – for which the good ole US of A and Israel's apartheid Zionist regime shall be held responsible when the psycho bully boy IDF murder machine massacres countless thousands of non-combatant Palestinian woman n kids as they did in their 2008-2009 'Festive Xmas Season of Goodwill' homicidal ethnic cleansing 'Operation Kill Every Fucker' 19 day military attack on the Gaza Strip.

And this egocentric Chump character besides, ain't it a fact we have 'Moneybags Morons' galore meddling in the sovereign affairs of nations to which they have zero ethnic connection – apart from a perverse desire to cause fucking havoc and turn any semblance of order into chaos to accommodate their personal shekel-grubbing balkanisation / asset acquisition New World Order agendas.

Oh yes, and there's more than one singular twat at it. The Koch clan, the entire Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy, Georgie Porgy Soros, the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate, the Rockefeller parabiosis mutant vampire tribe – and their Neo-Con / Mil-Ind PFI funded cabals and cartels – the likes of the venal Carlyle Group and Psychos-4-Hire Murder Inc's Slackwater / IDS / Xe / Academi / Constellis – the latter with direct links to the Oval Office via Betsy De Vos – et al.

Albeit, while the 'Moneybags Moron' term does apply to the Chump directly, he hasn't the required grasp of history, foreign affairs – or 'shit from shinola' intelligence - to comprehend what the fuck he's just committed to, with bestowing his - actually official US government – blessings on the rogue state of Israel claiming Jerusalem as their 'indivisible' capital – when every square inch of land they now illegally squat on and pitch their very tents – and Iron Dome anti-missile batteries - is the property of the Palestinian population – those goyim and despised Arab Muslim Semites currently marked for slow cook genocide extermination.

It not being enough of a worrying state of affairs that, on an international scale, President Chump is already considered a thick as pig-shit imbecile, yesterday he had to go one step further and confirm the fact for posterity in a speech to the Shite House press corps, personally informing one gutter press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that "In my role as mediator and a 'soother of troubled waters', Jared and I have judged the recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital a wise course of action – and one to be in the best interests of the United States - and the 'pursuit of peace' between Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Israeli 'Might is Right' Likit Party government and the Palestinian squatters."
"After all it's Manifest Destiny, with the Israelis being the Children of the Covenant - God's Chosen People – and all of Palestine – and half of Syria and Lebanon and probably Iraq and Iran - being their Promised Land."

Que? WTF? The pursuit of peace? This Zionist stooge and his Kosher Nostra handlers – have inflicted a further Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe / Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’) impertinent smack in the face loss of sovereignty on the entire Palestinian populations of the occupied – and ever-diminishing West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – and too the entire global Muslim community.

Fer fuck's sake, as if the entire Near / Mid-East / Gulf region isn't – by NeoCon imperialist criminal design - destabilised enough already. Now we have Donald Chump stirring up the potential for greater conflict even more. Talk about diminished responsibility – the twat's mentally unstable. Ego has surpassed intellect to the point of self-destruction.

Seriously this tosser could fuck up a perfectly good anvil. The man is a total moron whose knowledge of international foreign affairs and political history come straight out of the pages of the Beano, Dandy and Mad magazine.

What a fucking klutz – and manipulated into zombie compliance like the dumb dog wanker he is by his Mossad sayanim Svengali son-in-law stooge, Jared '666' Kushner.

To wit, the Chump's kikester ass-kissing subservient act tolls the death knell of any semblance of credibility regarding America's illusory impartiality viz peace talks and a two-state solution.
Under the Chump administration, Israel has finally found (elected) a compliant shill to legitimise (sic) the 'Final Solution' to their nagging 'Palestinian problem' – providing a free hand endorsement to the Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience / Edomite Mafia Zionists stealing some other hapless fucker's 'lebensraum' – illegal settlements across the sprawl of their Arab Muslim Semite neighbours' lands – with the West Bank subjugated under a force of arms (more at 'jackboot') military occupation – and the hapless population of the Gaza Strip coastal enclave besieged behind the IDF's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi-style concentration camp on the planet.

Conversely, this objective opinion is my bad, (mistake) as I was under the impression Donald Chump was the good ole US of A's Republican Party candidate President – and didn't realise he's actually the US representative of Israeli Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Knesset-ruling Likit Party.

Okay, let's get daft n play 'What If?' viz the Zionists usurping of Palestinian sovereignty and historical ownership lands.
Well, 'if' the Ashkenazi Zionist Holohoax gang – who survived the controversial 'six million' headcount genocide cull - had decided to grab half of Deutschland at the conclusion of the conjured Second World War, circa 1945, then we speculate that the indigenous pork bratwurst / lager-swilling Kraut inhabitants would today have morphed into being their 'German Problem'.

So, now we have this 'Jerusalem recognition' dilemma out of the way, WTF is next on the NeoCon's Shite House agenda?
Ah, easy peasy - moving the US embassy from Tel Aviv to the all-new Israeli capital of Jerusalem – and simultaneously forming an 'up close n confidential' personal spy ring for President Chump – as he doesn't trust the CIA or FBI – and probably not the Secret Service either if one considers Dealey Plaza and top dog SS Agent In Charge (ASAIC) Emory Roberts pulling the running board agents off JFK's vehicle as it headed down Grassy Knoll Drive and the Pres' copping a couple of magic bullets through the head.

Amen, Donald Chump – this self-appointed 'Salvator Mundi' - was elected Pres' – but not much choice between the Mena Mafia's Matriarch, Hilarious Rodent Clinton – muff-munching wife (sic) of the Arkansas amateur rapist - the draft-dodging Artful Bill – he of 'stained' ties notoriety – and Donald – a man who finds any form of censure or criticism directed towards him as total anathema – and reacts in the manner of all small minded, intellectually-challenged spoiled brats, berating them on the Tweeter network.

Yet stupidity has a gravitational field akin to a black hole and attracts the full spectrum of egocentric cretins.
Perhaps the sum total of Donald's faults – warts n all - are congenital afflictions inherited from Grandpapa Freddy Chump – a bit of an all-round egoistic and messianic tosser in his own right - who wedded a wench with the middle name of 'Christ'.

Chump's a silver spoon, empathy-deficient moneybags retard – purposely salvaged from self-inflicted bankruptcies various by the PTB - suffering from arrested development syndrome – plain n simple – n a gobshite know-all bully to boot with a fetish for younger Eastern-European shags.

A credibility-deficient buffoon - a master of hypocritical inconsistency and conflicting polar opposites - personally estranged from reality - but the Deep State NeoCon's choice, as they correctly gauged that this narcissistic muppet would dance to their tune if the right ego-massaging flattery n flannel strings were strummed like some perverted harp at a constant, somnolent 432 Hz output frequency.

As to the illegal state of Israel: To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: "There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too devout Jews of moral conscience alike, that there will never be any form of peace or return for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final remaining Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Satanist Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s NeoCon military-industrial scumbags."

Yeah! Third Intifada – Go! Go! Go!

Thought for the day.
For Christ's sake, this twat Chump is a total fuckwit – anything he touches turns to shit – and in this instance to the benefit of his Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience false friends – and the detriment of the Palestinians – a gross, intended insult to Muslims world-wide.

Yet for Chumpy the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ applies –for both he, his hapless US constituency – and the Zionist state of Isra-Hell.

So WTF next for President Chump – blind to the fact he is the tool of the kurumaku puppet masters at the helm of the dark, dystopian Deep State, driving foreign wars of aggression to achieve the Agenda 21 target (delayed & re-branded as Agenda 2030).
Will he bestow his blessings on the Edomite Mafia's forthcoming destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque, levelling of the 'Temple Mount' and rebuilding of Solomon's (Third) Temple on the Dome of the Rock site?

Whatever, the comb-over, orange-tinted clown is devoid of credibility – and the scar tissue of Life – that which we refer to as History - will not remember him kindly.

Last but by no means least, for the record of posterity, East Jerusalem was annexed from Jordan following the gung-ho farce that constituted the 1967 'Six Day' war between Israel and neighbouring Arab nations who objected to the Zionist scum treating their Palestinian Muslim Semite brothers like shit - and is not recognised by any other country – nor the UN - as part of Israel.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled zealous Zionists, rabid rabbis, jingoistic Jabotinskists, political ponces, perjurious money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent, non-combatant West Bank or Gaza Strip Palestinian women and kids - and especially so unsullied Hamas Party family members – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).