Prince George: First 'Openly' Gay King?

In today’s 'Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, the sub-headline says it all: ''Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy'. Now ain't that all we need from the scrounging parasite Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor clan – a turd-burgling future king - transgender perhaps - appearing on the front cover of Spartacus in a skimpy mankini – Prince George crowned Queen.

WTF next? The monarchical bloodlines of Broken Britain have produced some utter inbred abominations since the fall of the Saxon kings and the Normans took over – followed by a succession of incestuous wankers – Plantagenets, Lancasters, Yorks, Tudors - then Lizzie T' Mk 1 popped her clogs and Nonceland's King James Stuart – our first monarch in a skirt who preferred bonking men up the arse to court pussy – and on to the kinky Kraut Hanoverarians - and this present day tribe of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor weirdoes.

Okay, so what's all the LGBTQFH+ brouhaha about?
A senior Scottish Episcopal church minister - the cross-dressing Very Rev Kelvin McNonce – provost at Glasgow's St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites - made the remarks in a blog advocating the inclusion of homosexual types in the Church – stating for the public record that Christians should pray Prince George turns out to be a faggot – which to his skewed sense of logic will promote social acceptance of homosexuality – that which the Old Testament's Levicticus - 18 & 20 - refer to as 'an abomination' – and by extension convince the Church of England to support same-sex marriage.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Brown Hatters Gazette, the Rev McNonce dared go one step beyond – claiming that a Royal Wedding for a same-sex couple would sort things right out with the C of E hierarchy, and then all manner of sexual deviants could take up ecclesiastical careers – (as if the Christian Church's ranks are not already chocker with kiddie fiddling paedos, sodomite priests, pussy munching lezbo nuns, sheep shaggers in cassocks and nasty necrophiliacs) - and it being a great pity the ginger mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, has this last week announced he's marrying some gold-digging American half-breed actress, and not one of his gay Hooray Henry public school mates.

McNonce continued with further dipshit rhetoric, claiming "We need to pray that Prince George will become so enchanted with getting bummed and playing the first year suck n swallow sex slave while he's away at boarding school - and hence undermine this so-called constitutional requirement that he gets wed to a female of the species solely to produce a biological heir to the throne – when he and his same sex partner can always adopt – just like Elton John and his wife, Mrs David Furniture."

Thought for the day. Will you be following the Rev McNonce's advice and praying that little Prince Georgie Porgy kisses the boys instead of the girls? Then he'd be a real life 'Brown Windsor'.

LGBTQFH+ is an acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans-Whatever, Queer, Fucked in the Head, and others.

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