Tuesday 30 August 2022

Psychotic Teen Demands Zero Carbon Action

Grotty Greta ‘Tintin’ Doomberg – a manic-depressive kid morphed into a child global warming seer - portrayed as some latter day Demi-Goddess ready to inflict judgmental penalty and retribution upon mankind. Pushing her regressive gospel against our industrialised society, and forcing us to repent our crimes against Mother Nature and the core Gaia essence of the Earth.

The 'mini-Me' Mother Theresa of the Green Cult, to be beatified with sainthood? The coming of an Eco-Messiah, berating humanity in general and standing in judgement viz our collective sins committed against the environment - and save us all from extinction?

Alas, no such luck, for in truth she actually manifests as Atë reborn - the Greek Goddess of ‘Getting it Wrong’. Just one more, of the many, misguided - (in fact 'misinformed via flawed science data and opinions) - and mind-controlled Woke Greenie eco-zealot fanatic screaming ‘climate change!’ - and 'Arsonist scum - you've set my house on fire!'

Simply another know-all self-delusional, psychotic, meddling cunt, who fucks up everything she touches - and we have grown tedium-sick of her ‘flygskam’ (flight shame) campaign to get people to walk to, and from, their intended destinations - as opposed to taking a plane or train or bus or car – and her screeching admonishments and denouncements of ‘How dare you not listen to my warnings’.

However, apart from being diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, and an obsessive-compulsive disorder – plus selective mutism, she’s just fine – and in the self-interest of the corporate green lobby, must be listened to, and obeyed, when she pontificates on zero carbon and what’s needed to restore balance to the environment and stop climate change -  put a smile back on the face of the Earth Goddess, Gaia.

Hmmm, here we are presented with an autistic special needs schoolgirl – not quite a full shilling – a gullible environmental activist, fuelled by her paranoid psychotic delusions and the faulty science pedalled by the zero carbon ‘for profit’ corporate-funded political lobbyists – who has become their World Economic Forum and media-promoted poster girl face for ‘going green’ –yet while devoid of any solution of her own devices to save the planet, she switches to her ‘I’m a victim’ / ‘You ruined my childhood’ nasty, gobshite side; fronting the brazen audacity to push the flawed science zero carbon agenda on an equally gullible world - demanding we all knee before the altar of climate change.

Worse still, and what a fucking embarrassment, this ‘little girl victim’ act sucker-punched the world’s top dog government officials to applaud and embrace – actually ‘pander to’ – the Swedish cunt’s misguided facts n figures blabber on how to restructure and run their economies and industries – (the script Daddy wrote for her to memorise) – just to make themselves appear ‘environment / climate concerned’ in the myopic eyes of their respective electorates.

Great job Greta, now coal mines are anathema – along with fracking operations banned, and so too exploration for fresh, required fields of oil and gas – especially gas – in the North Sea and West of Shetland.

Greta and her coven despise and condemn the technological 'convenience' trappings of Western civilisation – electricity, central heating, air travel – in fact any type of motorised travel – and don’t dare mention ‘fossil fuels’ – such as coal. But these ill-informed Woke eco-wanker warriors are of an utterly ill-informed opinion that oil is a fossil fuel. Wrong – with a large, capital W – for Wrong. Oil, admittedly an environmental pollutant when converted into energy – is abiotic – and continually produced, via chemical processes, deep in the depths of the Earth.

To wit, has compliance with Greta’s condemnation of Broken Britain’s established energy system halted climate change and saved the planet? Has it fuck as like – and how could it when our global climate – and any changes to such - are primarily dependent on the capricious, cyclic moods of that big yellow ball of electro-magnetic incendiary energy in the centre of our solar system – aka ‘The Sun’ – against which the negative effects of humankind’s industrial processes equate as a flea on a dinosaur’s arse, by comparison.

Conversely, Greta’s ‘End is Nigh’ scaremongering diatribes have had one very negative result for the Disunited Kingdom – (now renamed Food Bank Britain). A smack in the face energy crisis that has resulted in all-round galloping inflation, with the cost of fuelling a car or truck – or heating a home – or cooking dinner – or keeping the lights on – along with the refrigerator – and the telly – becoming economically crippling.

Anyone looking forward to the Winter / Yuletide season of 2022? It’s gonna morph into one of ‘keep warm or go hungry’ – one or the fucking other - and perhaps both. Let's see how Greta n her eco-warrior Wokester pals solve that dilemma with their green energy renewables policy.  

Alas and preserve us from the Greta Effect cult – and too the end product ramifications viz the delusional excesses of the extinction rebellion cartel – and the rest of the false science gullible eco-lobby.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth' - and exposing the fact this entire make believe fake science global warming / climate change brouhaha is a sinister distraction scam to be blamed for the imminent crashing of the world's financial markets and the complete Crapitalist debt-based monetary structure - (a defective n broken system that's been on life support for years) – resulting in a radical ‘Great Reset’ restructuring of the entire global economy with CBDCs - a la 2008 scenario on steroids - wherein the 99.9% disenfranchised poor get even poorer and the 0.01% elevated to a great category level of 'stinking rich' when picking up the post-apocalypse crashed commercial market commodities at cents on the dollar and trashing cash for a digital currency economy.

Welcome to the AI / Robot-Run Fourth Industrial Revolution.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday 29 August 2022

Potty Training for Pisshead Plods

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Plod Squad Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Uniformed Police Criminality' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Following a ‘pisshead’s delight’ bottomless brunch binge in the York town centre’s Vodka Revolution bar, off-duty WPC Amelia Shearer, 24, and her equally-vulgarian dipso’ buddy, Slagella McTwatt, chugged down two jeroboams of prosecco, three pint mugs apiece of Old Headbanger lager, plus half a flagon of Jack Daniels n coke, then staggered off down the street and into the upscale Urban Outfitters, where, flashing her police warrant card, Shearer demanded to use the bogs – only to be curtly informed the premises’ toilets were for staff use only.

Upon being so informed, Shearer nipped into a changing cubicle and took a piss on the carpeted floor – an anti-social act noted by the store’s gob-smacked staff and reported to the City of York plodsters – who arrived on the scene and arrested one of their own - on a charge of causing public outrage.

Cleveland Police, one of the country's most troubled uniformed forces, and almost as fucked up as the London Met’ – had the case reviewed at an internal disciplinary hearing, where the disciplinary panel's chairperson, Ms Oga-henhouse Unpronounceable, post-hearing, informed a gaggle of gutter press hacks that while allegations of discreditable conduct, and breaches of honesty and integrity were proven - Shearer was a mere 24 years old and there existed opportunity for her to be potty trained, and hence copped a mere probationary warning – on the grounds she had only taken a pee and didn’t download her bowels and drop a pile of shit in the cubicle.

Regardless of deliberating over Shearer’s continued plod squad employment for seven hours, and the disciplinary panel misguidedly deciding she should be given a second chance – by attending mandatory courses of ‘potty training’ and Yoga / Kegel bladder control exercises – one concerned City of York councillor, Denise Craghill, who is currently campaigning for a summit to address drunken misbehaviour in the historic city, publicly stated to media hacks that in her unqualified opinion, WPC Shearer was not a suitable person to be a Plod Squad officer.

Hmmm, so much for police misconduct hearings – albeit Shearer’s misdemeanour wasn’t quite on the same dirty low-down scale of the March 2021 Sarah Everard abduction, rape, and murder offence degree of PC Wayne Couzens - but it all starts with the lesser offences and abuse of rank n privilege, and this exaggerated sense of entitlement and authority – deluding themselves they are untouchable and can take a leak anywhere – or kidnap, rape and murder helpless women - then lie under oath – and still remain in uniform.

At the last count, a shocking 200-plus serving plods in Broken Britain currently have convictions for criminal offences - including assault, burglary, drug possession, animal cruelty – and ‘murder’.

The gospel according to data released under the Freedom of Information Act, plod squad forces across the country employ at least 211 officers and PCSO pretend plods who are guilty of an astounding inventory of crimes.

Conversely, the actual number is certain to be higher, as just a third of the UK’s regional forces complied with the F of Info’ requests and revealed how many of their officers have criminal convictions, with a majority tendering the piss poor excuse that it would cost too much to retrieve the information – and to add insult to injury, the National Police Chiefs' Council (NPCC) informed one gutter press hack from the Uniformed Villainy Gazette that having a criminal record had, quote: ‘never been an automatic bar to joining the Plod Squad.’ 

The Police Service of Northern Ireland – the very same shithole that once fielded the notorious ‘B Specials’ – admitted that 99 serving officers had received criminal convictions while employed by the force. The offences included death by careless driving, common assault, harassment, and possession of a firearm, plus drunk in charge of a firearm.

North Wales Police admitted 20 police officers and 5 PCSOs have criminal convictions, including a sergeant convicted of assault, two officers guilty of drug possession and two officers convicted of cruelty to animals.

Kent Police affirmed 22 serving officers have been convicted of crimes, including 5 officers ranked ‘inspector or above’ - with offences including common assault, criminal damage and drink driving.

A figure of 14 criminals in uniform was declared by the Avon and Somerset Police, with officers having convictions for crimes of assault, burglary, theft and obtaining money by deception.

Dorset Police admitted 7 officers have criminal convictions, including a constable convicted of burglary and ABH, and one constable guilty of causing unnecessary cruelty to a protected animal.

Devon and Cornwall Police affirmed that 9 serving police constables have convictions for crimes, including drink driving and Data Protection Act offences.

Norfolk Police conceded that 3 officers have criminal convictions, including a constable guilty of battery, and another constable convicted of possessing an imitation firearm in a public place.

Cheshire Police admitted that 18 serving police officers or PCSO ‘plastic plods’ have been convicted of crimes, but refused to reveal further details, claiming such would breach the Data Protection Act – and be an embarrassment.

For the public record, all of the afore-mentioned plod squad offenders had their names entered into the index of the national Plod Squad’s ‘Big Black Naughty Book’.

Ergo, so Shearer’s getting shitfaced while off-duty, and pissing on some clothing store’s changing cubicle’s carpeted floor, has to be considered a ‘minor offence’ with regard to the depths of criminal depravity offences actually committed by her contemporary boys - and girls – in blue.

But when we direct closer scrutiny at the Food Bank Britain’s Plod Squad overall, it is chocker with all manner of control freak psycho breeds – onanists who get off on acts of intimidation, and tasering old age pensioners - and children – and dogs – and assaulting faultless and inoffensive middle-aged members of the public with a steel asp baton – blind-sided from behind – then brutally shoving them to the ground – inflicting such trauma that they keeled over and expired their mortal coil mere minutes after such an assault – and here we are referencing the ‘unlawful killing’ of Big Issue vendor Ian Tomlinson, an innocent passer-by during the 2009 April Fool’s Day G20 summit protests, by PC Slimy Simon Harwood of the Met’s TSG Renta-Thug Squad – a crime for which the court prosecution penalty was a slap on the wrist.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Sunday 28 August 2022

Lost Cromwell Masterpiece £££ Priceless

 


A recently discovered portrait of Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England, goes under the hammer at Christies this coming week, with reserve bids from collectors world-wide estimated to be in the multi-millions of Pounds Sterling.

This work in oil, by Puritan painter and decorator, Frank McTadger, (circa 1652) shows Cromwell - aka Old Ironsides - in his Friday night special Men in Black fetish armour, wielding a length of copper pipe and about to fix a troublesome leak on the Westminster Palace central heating system before heading out for a Cavalier Bashing session around the fleshpot sinks and dives of Whitechapel.

Beware the Jiggery-Pokery-Wokery Inquisition

Yesteryear it was the Roman Catholic Church’s Inquisition – a cabal of control freak onanists and like fanatics. As then , so today, still a religious cult infested with psychotic sadists, self-flagellating masochists, child molesting pederasts, raving sodomites – and snatch-lickin’ lesbian nuns of the Order of Sappho - who collectively hounded and persecuted any fucker n their dog for their free-thinking heresies, and force bled every last drop of fun out of life.

Step for’ard a century or three and today this virtue-signalling Woke cult’s social justice warriors are ready to take up the Vatican Inquisition’s lapsed role and stand ready to persecute any and all, for disagreeing with the ‘writ in stone’ Woke cannons – whether it be climate change, transgender bender inclusivity, white privilege shaming, only black lives matter - or any other skewed socio-political correctness complaint issue.

WTF manner of social justice is the wicked Wokery cult purporting itself to be the champion of – an inversion of earlier such movements – feminism and the like – hell bent on a mission to expand human freedoms and dignity – whereas the Wokesters manifest as a hysterical and vicious witch-hunting cult comprised of bullies, targeting normal people for suspected, or real – or unconscious - bias – which basically equates as any fucker who disagrees with the Woke philosophy (sic) – and this fascist agenda to enforce their illiberal, skewed, tunnel-vision world view on the rest of humanity - that’s us.

And WTF are they actually selling - pushing the gender dysphoria agenda while doling out puberty blockers to young kids , and interpreting the term inclusivity by cancelling anyone who doesn't mouth the platitudes of the Woke cult sheeple followers – and just dare state the logical obvious – that men can’t have babies – and someone with a cock is a bloke – and those born with a snatch are females of the species – and any fucker lucky enough (or unlucky) to be born with both is a ‘hermaphrodite’ – and ne’er the twains shall meet – regardless of sex change hormones – or the Tranny Brigade’s special forces labelling trans-exclusionary radical feminists, as Terfs cos they object to some 16 stone guy renamed Loretta who took a course of anti-androgen hormones, shaved its legs - and chest - from playing prop forward in the Ladies Rugby League.

But that’s the topsy-turvy agenda of the Woke cult - the book burning Inquisition of today – these social justice heretic hunters  - shun any format of modus vivendi viz their 'We are Right and You are Wrong' agenda mandate, and instead issuing trigger warnings on every piece of published literature – from the Holy Bible to the current Argos homewares catalogue. Censorious lunacy dressed as righteous indignation

Hark the Woke wanker stooges, now joining hands with their Covidian cultist pro-mRNA vax pals - all virtue-signalling alike a gaggle of latter day Pelagianists – ‘get yer booster shots now and save the world’ – and ‘use my pronoun – or else I’ll have you de-platformed and cancelled’ identity politics – and ‘stop jogging – you’re exhaling too much CO2 and aggravating the climate change crisis’.

Rather head-shaking pissed off with silly cunts – white and diverse other colours besides – blaming whitey for every fucking thing that is wrong in the world – and half the stupid white wankers on the receiving end of this absurd hate smear then agreeing, and bowing their heads in shame and taking the knee for some fucking ‘maybe’ sin their great-great-grandparents might – or might not – have committed generations previously – or knew some twat who did - then flagellating themselves while clad in sackcloth and doused with ashes – all to the cheers of the group think BLM brigade – a better half of whom are not exactly ‘black’ - but more the colour of a well chewed caramel - due generations of  interbreeding with the despised whiteys of this world.

Oh well, WTF can we expect in this age where political correctness insanity rules the social roost – and the humour averse Woke cult Inquisition stands ready, 24/7, to besmear, impale and crucify any and all common sense possessed critical freethinkers who dare disagree.

Little wonder Food Bank Britain’s (formerly Broken Britain) mental health asylums are chocker block full to overflowing – and down to standing room only.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday 22 August 2022

Hypocrisy Harry – Wildlife Saviour

Taking a well-earned  break from writing his tell-all memoirs this week, and accompanied by a twenty-man (plus two women and a gender-bending tranny) Netflix production team – along with a gaggle of international media camera crews - Prince Harry, the current incumbent President of African Parks, travelled to that very continent last week, landing in Mozambique on Wednesday, to begin a three-day sojourn, as part of his latest hare-brained publicity stunt - a wildlife conservation project - with the trip being confirmed on the WastrelWankers.com website.

Rampant rumours that Harry’s true purpose of the visit was to stock up on yummy Cape Buffalo steaks to fill his Montecito mansion walk-in freezer has been strongly denied by the US-based House-of-Hewitt PR team.

Next stop for Prince-Duke Harry of Sussex will be Rwanda, where he is to meet up with Tutsi massacre survivor and incumbent President, Paul Kagame, and oversee the ribbon cutting ceremony at the Kigali Genocide Memorial Museum - before touring the Akagera and Nyungwe National Park restaurants – and sampling one of their renown gourmet Cordon Giraffe endangered species roast dinners.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/prince-harry-meets-rwandan-president-on-solo-wildlife-conservation-trip/355893

OMG! The Unacceptable Face of Wildlife Conservation Hypocrisy. That nasty ginger-mingin' Royal cuckoo twat just shot Billy the Buffalo.

But that's Hypocrisy Harry - a virtue signalling tosser - who, this week, did his bit for the zero carbon climate change effort by flying from the Golden State up to Colorado in a private jet - just to play polo - while his faithful steed and kit travelled second class - by road.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Saturday 20 August 2022

NHS Will Self-Destruct Before Xmas

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Venal Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political / Quango Incompetence – a timely scandalous exposé of government quango ineptitude and corruption from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/patients-to-be-told-to-avoid-ae-to-ease-nhs-winter-pressures/355367

NHS Readies Body Bags for Winter Suicide Tsunami.

Yep, the GB News article – link pasted above – touches on the trials and tribulations affecting the NHS – but, alas, fails to dig deeper, into the genocidal intent of running the NHS into the ground and blaming the entire fubar situation on the past two years of Covid-1984 sickies overload.

To wit, the burning question of the day is this: are the No Hope Service mortuaries ready to cope with the coming Winter's predicted mega-influx of hypothermia, malnutrition, and suicide corpses?

Here we quote from the GB News article: “................... the NHS Confederation sent a letter to Tory Nasty Party ministers last week, warning that surging inflation costs mean people will have to choose between skipping meals to heat their homes - or living in cold and damp conditions this winter.”

“Health leaders said they are concerned that ‘widespread fuel poverty will increase the high number of annual deaths associated with cold homes’ – estimated at 10,000 – and add pressure to an already overwhelmed health service.”

Hmmm, zero mention of this so sad state of affairs being the shadow government’s pre-planned modus operandi by which thousands will succumb to states of inflation-driven ‘cold and hunger’ hopelessness and commit suicide.

To add insult to injury, the NHS ‘management’ executive (sic) faces an atrocious dereliction of duty indictment viz the backlog of some 6,700 ‘patients’ (and here ‘patience’ is the key word) - who have waited two years – and more - to receive treatment – with no respite scheduled, as that diabolical and burgeoning ‘euthanasia’ list grows by the day.

So WTF is the answer to solve this duck’s-arse dilemma? The gospel according to the incumbent Tory Health Minister Stevo Barclay and his Civil Service little helpers is to increase the number of NHS 111 call handlers to 4,800 and the number of NHS 999 call handlers to 2,500 – but no mention of any like increase in hospitals and beds, clinical facilities, or doctors and nurses – or ambulances and paramedic staff.

Worse still, even if these fanciful 111 and 999 call hander staff recruitment increases are met - by inducting an assemblage of Channel-crossing illegal immigrants to the NHS ranks, the No Hope Service top dogs, Amanda ‘Piranha Teeth’ Pritchard, ‘Doddering’ David Slowcoach, Mark ‘Broom’ Cupboard and Jacqui ‘Blonde Moment’ Crock, are contrarily instructing hospitals to prepare public health campaigns to minimise pressure on A & E departments this Winter - by fielding a “Help us Help you” TV, social media posts and billboards driven campaign to urge the public’s provident use of 111 and 999 call centre services, using them only for ‘real’ life and death emergencies - and not the customary simple stabbing and baseball bat wounding incidents, inflicted during a Saturday night’s rave up – which can easily be treated at home – with vinegar and brown paper.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 16 August 2022

Harry & Meghan Show Ratings Plummet

Can the mass media give us a break with all this daily broadcast of the Meghan & Harry Extravaganza shite, highlighting their latest joint effort litany of quotidian incompetence; cos we’re sick n tired of hearing n reading of their infantile comedy of errors lifestyle.

Really, this pair of self-aggrandising tossers, and their do-gooder Archewell Foundation charity crap, are a musical hall quality ‘attention-seeking’ joke.

One sideways glance at their Archewell Foundation banner is enough to make a racoon puke. “A shared purpose, global action, impact-driven, global non-profit organisation, that puts compassion into action; uplifting and uniting communities locally and globally; online and offline.” Amen.

No shit, even the Avengers website hasn’t got that broad an adjective-stuffed, pompous and grandeur description tagged on its tail.

What the fuck gives with mass media speculation by these self-declared ‘royal experts’ – one after the other – coupled with the common herd’s mesmeric fascination – wildly guesstimating on, and publicising, the asinine antics of this pair of self-promoting, IQ-deficient, non-entities. 

The dysfunctional Meghan, a pretentious B-rated actress, n Harry, the ginger-mingin Royal cuckoo - of House Hewitt.

Clever Prince Harry gives a speech at the UN – (round of applause) but no fucker or their dog - worthy of mention - turned up to hear him prattle on with his pre-scripted drivel - apart from the personal private security detail from Renta-Thug. Although a couple of gutter press hacks attended to get a closer look at how the bald spot on the back of Harry's curly ginger bonce is progressing.

As to Harry's bio-memoir, ghost-scripted by pulp fiction author, Micky Moehringer – a decision enforced by the illustrious London-based ‘Any.Old.Shit Publishers’ - as ‘Ginger’s grammar skills are zero and he simply can’t spell for shit – is expected to be a litany of ‘he said / she said’ backstabbing and conspiratorial innuendo aimed at his suspected ‘Mummy-murdering’ father, Prince Dobby, and his chain-smoking consort, Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole.

Oh my, are neither of these wankers embarrassed nor ashamed by their collective puerile, self-promotional ‘look at us’ behaviour?

As to the moronic Meghan, aka Mrs Royal Cuckoo, albeit gifted with a sexy MILF ass, alas she’s now reduced to the status of gutter press tabloid fodder - an international laughing stock joke become - due her naïve socio-political bungling and gross ineptitude; the exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege – especially so her Drama Queen displays of post-nuptials foot-stamping chagrin at not being bestowed with the title of ‘Princess’, and alternately known simply as ‘Mrs Hewitt’.

Perhaps she’s hell bent on compiling a personal curriculum vitae of notoriety and excess to equal, if not surpass, those of past international social scene posers: May-ling Soong (aka Madame Chiang Kai-shek), Eva Duarte Peron, Imelda Romualdez Marcos and Dis’Grace Ntombizodwa Mugabe.

And so too, can we finally call a halt to this media-driven speculation viz which scumbag Royal was voicing the purported ‘Meghan is black’ racist slurs around Fuckingham Palace – cos she ain’t black – and should not be sporting a BLM badge.

Okay, her African-born cotton-pickin’ great-great Granny, slaving away down in the deep south of Georgia, might have been blacker than a raven’s arse, but that negro-quality hue of ‘black’ Meghan cannot claim to be.

In fact not even the shade of a mulatto, for due earlier generation genetic dilution, she’s more at quadroon – with the complexion of a well-chewed caramel.

Ergo, on a good day, if she stays outa de sun – and the tanning parlour – ‘and’ the intense glare of photo-journalist’s Klieg lights and camera flashes - perhaps even an ‘octoroon lily skin’.

But as to Prince Harry, First of his Name, House Hewitt: well, he's a ginger-mingin cuckoo - and sadly, a bit on the thick as pigshit side when it comes down to intelligence - or common fucking sense.

The way the winds of change are blowing right now, Nutflix over-hyped rhetoric viz this 'sizzling hot property' investment contract to record the daily existences of the ex-royal money-grubbing Sussex-Hewitt Inc, simply ain’t gonna morph into – and surpass - the televised media attraction of the Kardashian tribe or Snozzy Osborne snorting sacks of nose talc – and the mega-bucks income from Nutflix is gonna dry up faster than the Golden State’s Lake Shasta.

OMG! Heaven forbid the Nutflix streaming behemoth don’t ask for a refund of the multi-zillion $$$ bucks advances made to this faux Royal Family for their promised ‘Life with the Hewitt's’ docu-series.

There again, Nutflix might well make good on their investment down the road aways, when the gold-digging Meghan and Harry split up and we have a Royal 'Divorce of the Century' to entertain the masses - streamed live from a child custody hearing courtroom.

Doubtless the darker shades of Karma are in play, for History shall not judge this posing pair of time-wasting, spendthrift wankers kindly.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tuesday 2 August 2022

CIA Test AI ‘Evil Hunter’ Drone Swarm

The good ole US of A’s incumbent Senility Party President, ‘China Joe’ Biden, made an impromptu ‘in between naps’ press statement yesterday to announce that the NASA / MIT developed AI-powered ‘Evil Hunter’ smart drone system had been field tested – loaded with an ‘extreme prejudice’ search and destroy ‘9/11 Conspirators’ software programme diligently compiled and refined by the MIT-build stand-alone, self-aware ‘Smart Sol’ AI super-computer system.

Unfortunately the Strategic Air Command’s Andrew’s Air Force-based 'Smart Sol' remote controlled drone swarm – armed to the gills with all manner of military 'nasty crap' high tech' hardware – when launched from the USS Shitcan carrier in the Persian Gulf, and under AI control, failed to lock on to the designated Mohammed al Patsy and Ayman al Zawahiri al Qaeda leaders - or the ISIS linked Mid-East mosque and madrassa terrorist training centre targets –  and alternately slam-dunked the star-crossed General Mahmoud Ahmed, ex-boss of Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence –who just 'happened' to be in NY on 9/11, engaged in acts of treacherous monkey business.

The AI-directed drone swarm the  assumed to take out the entire US of A-based Neo-Con ‘Israel First’ Zio-fascist ‘yetzer hara’ venal elements of the Deep State cabal that held official government status positions back on the 11 September 2001 – with the Evil Hunter programme using Elon Musk's SpaceX Starlink satellite internet comm’s link to hack into IDF computers, then hijack and launch an armada of their military drones to 'go rogue', and snuff ex-Israeli Likit Party political head honcho, Bobo Nuttyahoo - plus a swathe of faux kikester art students, along with a cadre of Mossad’s Strictly Come Dancing team agents provocateur.

A headcount listing of ex-Shite House vermin ‘exterminated’ by the drone swarm attacks included chief narcissist of 9/11, Dirty Dick Cheney; and his fellow egocentric cronies, Donald Bumsfelt; Condosleaze Vice; Paul Wolfoshitz; Colon Powell; George 'Palindrome' Tenet; Richard 'Cyclops' Perle; and Messers Kristol; Kagan; Boot; Frum, and Feith .. while terminally side-swiping the High Priest of Prime Evil – Michael ‘Abaddon’ Chertoff, and WTC owner Larry Silverslime - and last, but nowhere near least, that good ole ‘Goat Story’ IQ-deficient onanist tosspot, Georgie Boy ‘Dubya’ Bush (aka the Shrub) - rodent offspring of the late, insidious arch-pederast Satanist twat, George H W Bush.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/al-qaeda-leader-and-911-conspirator-killed-in-us-drone-strike-joe-biden-confirms/346919