In today's 'Kiwis Cop for Zionist Wrath' holier-than-thou exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Once again we are presented with a graphic example of the bully boy rogue state of Israel's paranoid psychosis – wherein international law does not apply viz the arrest of Israeli war criminals yet does to any hapless goyim smeared with the anti-Semite or Holohoax denier broad brush - for criticising or censuring the nuclear-armed illegal, rogue ZioNazi state of Isra-Hell viz their daily basis violations of Palestinian human rights.
The snowflake Shurat HaDin Israeli legal rights group yesterday informed media hacks they intend suing two moral conscience New Zealanders for allegedly persuading some obscure Kiwi-Croatian pop singer named Lorde (Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor) to cancel her scheduled mid-summer performance in the apartheid state of Israel - in what appears to be the first novel lawsuit filed under contentious Israeli anti-boycott legislation.
Here we have a classic instance of some pathetic dog wanker being 'offended' and the law once again exploited, desecrated and abused by this universally-reviled nation state - to suppress the Truth regarding public exposure of their felonious land thefts, flagrant disregard for UN resolutions 'and' international law - plus the continuing stream of human rights abuses and war crime atrocities committed by the IDF barbarians thugs on the hapless heads of the Palestinian population of what was - once upon a time - Palestine.
There again, mayhap the scrofulous Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running the Knesset have learned well from the writings of Sun Tzu and Machiavelli: that – alike their false flag terrorist scams - 'attack is the best form of defence' – and their law suit acts as a 'just you dare' distraction aimed at morally-motivated conscientious objectors to their heinous treatment of the Palestinian population.
Here we are reminded of Charles Dicken's pompous petty bureaucrat, Mr Bumble the Beadle, and his statement regarding the law and onus of responsibility: "If the law supposes that, then the law is an ass'.
It most certainly meets this criterion when such is manipulated to suit the immoral, end game requirements of the Zionist criminals now occupying Palestine – and calling the shots (sic) from the nutty Knesset – in accordance with the demands of their even nuttier leader, the graft and corruption-ridden Bobo Nuttyahoo.
The 2011 'Be Nice to the Racist ZioNazis – or Else' legal statute opens a one-way door to enacting international lawsuits against anyone publicly broadcasting the TRUTH viz the rogue, racist state's litany of human rights abuses and war crimes against the populations of the military-occupied West Bank, East Jerusalem and the Gaza Strip enclave – perennially besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet.
The law has been created to target human rights and wrongs activists promoting the global Boycott, Divestments & Sanctions campaign against Israel and the produce of the Palestinian lands it has illegally occupied – specifically so if such actions result in a boycott – and is part of Israel's fight against a world-wide movement calling for boycotts against the Zionist crime state – which, under skewed Israeli law, demands courts to impose damages against defendants.
The two New Zealanders, Justine Sachs - founder of the 'Dayenu' Jewish peace group - and Nadia Abu-Shanab, penned an open letter to Lorde in which they urged her to stand up and be counted, and participate in the artistic boycott of Israel.
The Kiwi singer-songwriter replied in a tweet to the letter with a "Gotcha! Bin speakin' wiv loads of folks about this an' considerin' all options. Cheers 4 educatin' me cos I'm learnin' about man's inhumanity to their fellow man all the time – same as our genocide of the Maoris" – then promptly cancelled her Israel tour.
The Shurat HaDin whinge-monger crew claim the Kiwis, one a Jew possessed of a moral conscience - and one Palestinian activist fired by decades of human rights abuse against his people – were aware their missive to Lorde could trigger a boycott – and subsequently filed the lawsuit in a Jerusalem court yesterday – intent to sue on behalf of three chimerical Israeli would-be concert-goers for a mega-shekels figure in damages.
Ms O’chel Batachat, the dipshit split-arsed head honcho of the Shurat HaDin snowflake group, and Mr Rosh Tahat Weasleberg, a lawyer representing the plaintiffs – informed press hacks that "This lawsuit will broadcast the real consequences to those who selectively target Israel and seek to impose some illegal boycott against our Zionist state. They will be held to compensate Israeli citizens for the moral and emotional injury and the indignity caused by their uttering such unsavoury, politically incorrect truths."
Hmmm, brought to legal account and made to pay for their sins - unlike the barbaric IDF thugs policing - and the land-grabbing ZioNazi settler savages occupying - stolen West Bank territory - who, with unqualified chutzpah, are free to cause all manner of human rights abuses and war crimes against the Palestinian population – and do so with impunity – as per their brazen hubris and gross hypocrisy demonstrated by their hijacking of the term anti-Semitic to apply only to Jews – and the politicization and commercialization of the WW2 era Holohoax.
The 'Be Nice to the Racist ZioNazis – or Else' law is one of a number of measures the Israel government has enacted to combat any of the diverse international grassroots movements, which include thousands of volunteers around the world - who dare question or challenge the six million Holohoax headcount or criticise political Zionism – or advocate boycotts, divestments and sanctions against the illegal, land-grabbing, apartheid state.
The BDS movement's aim is to promote a non-violent campaign in support of the Palestinian cause and urges businesses, artists and universities to sever ties with Israel.
Conversely, the dingbat Israeli Hasbara Ministry claim the BDS campaign - with its call for a return of the 1948 Diaspora-affected Palestinian refugees – to claim their ancestral lands that have been stolen by iniquitous Israelis - goes beyond opposition to the West Bank occupation and wicked siege of the Gaza Strip - masking a deeper aim to undermine and lay waste to the entire depraved Zionist political philosophy under a barrage of nasty home truths.
So too is this pathetic 'Be Nice to the Racist ZioNazis – or Else' policy promoted across Europe and Israel's Great Satan bitch by Tel Aviv's unscrupulous AIPAC and ADL criminal class kikester stooges – all so morally twisted and bent that if the crooked twats dropped down dead there would be no need to dig a grave, but simply wind them into the ground - like a corkscrew.
With the 21-year old Lorde – whose 'Up a Kookaburra's Khyber' single was a Number 1 hit with Fijian head hunters – reneging on her Tel Aviv performance, scheduled for June 2018 - she joins a legion of international stars cancelling shows in Isra-Hell, although many immoral, conscience-deficient, money-grubbing celebrity scumsters who don't give a flying fuck about the human rights of Palestinians have continued to perform, despite pressure from activist groups.
Acting on behalf of AIPAC, US-based rabbi, Shmuely Snipcock, paid for a full-page advertisement in Washington's Backstabbers Gazette to castigate Lorde's BDS sympathy decision and brand her an anti-Semite.
However, in direct response to Snipcock's scheming poster, one hundred actors, writers, directors, and musicians - including Roger Waters, the Vatican's Pope Francis, John Cusack, Ronnie Kissinger (brother of the famous Bill Kissinger), Angela Davis, Mark Buffalo, and Viggo Mortensen issued a joint letter, published in today's Arbeit Macht Frei Review, defending Lorde's 'Fuck Israel' stance.
Stop press – drop the 'dead donkey'. More evidence of villainous Zionist Israel's political threats and bullying.
Under pressure from the sinister and exploitative Tel Aviv regime, the Irish Senate has postponed a vote on a bill that forbids the import and sale of products from Israeli settlements, as well as the services originating from the military occupied Palestinian territories.
The bill, entitled Control of Economic Activity (Occupied Territories) Bill 2018, states that it is “an offence for a person to import or sell goods or services originating in an occupied territory or to extract resources from an occupied territory in certain circumstances; and to provide for related matters.”
It also states that those ruthless scumbags who “assist another person to import or attempt to import settlement goods” would be committing a crime punishable with up to five years in prison.
The Irish Senate debated the motion on Tuesday. Senator Frances Black, who had put forward the motion, described the Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank, East Jerusalem al-Quds and the Golan Heights as a “war crime.”
She also stressed the anti-settlement bill was actually about respect for international law and standing up for the rights of vulnerable people.
“It is a chance for Ireland to state strongly that it does not support the illegal confiscation of land and the human suffering which inevitably results,” Black said.
“In the occupied Palestinian territories, people are forcibly kicked out of their homes by venal IDF troops, fertile farming land is seized and the fruit and vegetables produced are then exported to pay for it all,” Black concluded.
Nice try Frances, but your own Dáil Éireann (Paddy Parliament) – same as Westminster's House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds - is rife with corrupt and scheming blackmail-prone Zionist stooges.
Do you live in the West Bank? Has your daughter been tossed in jail for slapping some IDF thug – and your house subsequently demolished? Did you believe Palestine was your Promised Land? Do you ever wish you were one of God's Chosen People? Do you have any relatives imprisoned inside the Gaza Strip?
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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, Knesset nonces, political bottom feeders, paranoid AIPAC ponces, bent money-laundering Shylocks and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday 31 January 2018
Monday 29 January 2018
Tory LGBT Group: Links to Paedo Ring
In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty kiddie porn exposé we bring our readership the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline 'tiny tot' child impersonator Thumbelina, manning her 'Fly on the Wall' live news cell phone hotline from inside the Tory's Matthew Parker Street CCHQ 'Damage Control' bunker for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Oh my, what an embarrassment. The Conservatives' LGBT group has been linked to a paedophile ring after its former chairman was jailed last week for sharing troves of vile child porno images with his online dirty deviant cohorts – providing further 'slap-in-the-face' hard core evidence that, outraged denials besides, gay males are not only sodomites, but might carry the evil pederast gene in their dodgy DNA too.
Here we have history repeating itself, with a 'guilty by association' factor applying, if we recall certain political parties and perverted individuals being linked to the Paedophile Information Exchange, whose despicable, revolting membership ranks – (with ambitions boosted following the sodomite success of the House of Conmans passing of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act that decriminalised males of the species playing the beast with two backs) – conspired with Parliamentarians to initiate a heinous campaign in collusion with their government insider pederast disciples and political wannabe stooges to have the age of consent lowered to kindergarten level – thus legalising the sexual molestation of 'consenting' toddlers.
Before the shit hits the fan big time and all the Deep State's creepy blackmail secrets are exposed across the expanse of the public media domain networks, Tory chairman Brandon Lewis has been ordered from 'on high' to investigate – and if true, go straight to Damage Control mode and cover up nasty allegations that the Tory LGBT group has been infiltrated by a Masonic paedophile ring - in the wake of their chairman, 42-year old schoolteacher and Trafford Councillor Matthew 'Septic' Sephton (himself a secret handshake Freemason brother - Turdburglar's Lodge 666) - being convicted and jailed at Manchester's Minshull St Crown Court last Friday for possessing and distributing online 'thousands of horrendous and sickening child sexual abuse images'.
Specifically these included 3,774 indecent images and 31 videos on his mobile phones and computers – which consisted of 849 category A indecent child pornography images; formatting 722 category B, and 2,111 category C, indecent images of children – plus possession of extreme pornography; possession of 106 indecent images of children; and internet distribution of indecent images of children.
A motley collection of House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds poofters, dykes, cross-dressers and 'can't make me mind up' transgender equivocators - all members of the PariOut or LGBT groups - have expressed their infuriation at being linked to this kiddie fiddling ring, with LGBT spokesperson Lord Rupert McMuffin informing one gutter press hack from the Degenerates Gazette that "We have enough problems being accepted by society for what we are – simply common or garden sexual deviants - without getting shoved into the same carnal, animalistic pervert category as child-grooming pederast scum."
Well, that's politics for you. One minute Sephton's a juvenile political wunderkind – glad-handing and cuddling up to the likes of Posh Dave Scameron and arch-EUSSR Remainiac Ken 'Groper' Clarke – selected as a prospective Nasty Party MP for the Salford & Eccles constituency – chairman of LGBT Tory group (now tactically re-branded as LGBT+Conservatives) – a key player in the campaign to win Tory support for gay marriage – and Tory Councillor for Trafford.
Then in the next moment, like Adam and Eve before him – a great fall from grace – morphing into an untouchable, scrofulous pariah - whose name, in grand Stalinist fashion, shall be eradicated from Tory Party records for all time – although the same will remain on the national 'Hall of Shame' sex offenders' register until Hell freezes over.
Councillor Septic and his equally disgraced online pederast cohort, Conservative Richard Willis – (both former Sleazeford town councillors who belonged to paedophile chat groups and shared pictures of wee, defenceless kiddies being sexually abused) - were arrested in December 2016 as part of a National Crime Agency investigation – when officers conducted a warranted search at Septic's home in Catamite Drive, Altrincham - with the 51-year old Willis jailed last June after submitting a 'It's a fair cop' guilty plea to downloading, making and sharing extreme child pornography images on WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger.
Ms Sapphie Godermiche, spokesperson for the Tory Bow Group and a director of Grassroots Conservatives, told one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "We raised concerns with senior party figures three years ago viz the most questionable behaviour of a group of kiddie fiddlers that had connections with LGBT-Tory – which involved sexual abuse of underage boys and date-rape - but were ignored – and now the manure is hitting the proverbial fandango at a geometric rate."
So Septic Sephton, no more to teach little boys and girls at Stockport's Westmorland Primary School, follows in the ignominious moral polluting footsteps of Heath and Thatcher era sodomites and child molesters – the Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square habitués. Billy Boothby, Cyril Smith, Jeremy Thorpe, Harvey Proctologist, Peter Righton, Charlie Napier, corporal punishment enthusiast Rhodes Boyson, Education Secretary Keith Joseph, Peter Morrison and Granville Janner – to name but a mere sampling of their corrupt numbers - and not forgetting that despicable, lecherous Lithuanian kikester, Leon Brittan.
Let's spare a passing mention to the holier-than-thou bitch, former Children’s Minister, and prior to that, chair of the Campaign for Civil Liberties: Harriet Harmann, who, while in CCL, collaborated with the Paedophile Information Exchange and another pederast activist groups in a campaign to decriminalise and legalise child pornography.
And an encore acknowledgement for her equally-despicable CCL cohort, Patricia Hewitt, who was forced to publicly apologise after it was revealed that she, a former Labour cabinet minister, had petitioned for the age of sexual consent to be lowered to ten years - and also called for incest to be legalised.
Thought for the day. After Sephton's Tory party membership was revoked, he immediately signed up with Vince Cable's 'more tolerant' Lib-Dum Party.
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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious paedo-protecting Oxford college principals, money-laundering Glassie solicitors - and corruption-ridden mutton shunters: delinquent in their Plod Squad duties in and around high octane pederast-friendly locations like Aberdeen, Rotherham, Rochdale, Nottingham – and Westminster - might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cartel who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict – who keep the likes of the DR Congo UN peacekeeping (sic) troops employed – now exposed as a cabal of Satanic death-eater child rapists.
All the bullshit and political correctness brouhaha besides, in the majority of Third World nations – nope make that all – and include half of the EUSSR member states too – little girls – and more so little boys – are sold off for sexual abuse and thus profit to some scumbag pimp – often the parents – and quite often too with the kid agreeing as they know they – or the family - ain't gonna get fed otherwise.
Example – in such diverse geographical locations as the Republic of the Philippine Islands 'and' Panama the girls can obtain a City Hall licence to work as a 'hostess' in beer halls and bars at 13 – which is all a charade for prostitution – and officially sanctioned by the hypocrites who endorse this trade for corrupt backhander revenue.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending sub-nuclear irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Oh my, what an embarrassment. The Conservatives' LGBT group has been linked to a paedophile ring after its former chairman was jailed last week for sharing troves of vile child porno images with his online dirty deviant cohorts – providing further 'slap-in-the-face' hard core evidence that, outraged denials besides, gay males are not only sodomites, but might carry the evil pederast gene in their dodgy DNA too.
Here we have history repeating itself, with a 'guilty by association' factor applying, if we recall certain political parties and perverted individuals being linked to the Paedophile Information Exchange, whose despicable, revolting membership ranks – (with ambitions boosted following the sodomite success of the House of Conmans passing of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act that decriminalised males of the species playing the beast with two backs) – conspired with Parliamentarians to initiate a heinous campaign in collusion with their government insider pederast disciples and political wannabe stooges to have the age of consent lowered to kindergarten level – thus legalising the sexual molestation of 'consenting' toddlers.
Before the shit hits the fan big time and all the Deep State's creepy blackmail secrets are exposed across the expanse of the public media domain networks, Tory chairman Brandon Lewis has been ordered from 'on high' to investigate – and if true, go straight to Damage Control mode and cover up nasty allegations that the Tory LGBT group has been infiltrated by a Masonic paedophile ring - in the wake of their chairman, 42-year old schoolteacher and Trafford Councillor Matthew 'Septic' Sephton (himself a secret handshake Freemason brother - Turdburglar's Lodge 666) - being convicted and jailed at Manchester's Minshull St Crown Court last Friday for possessing and distributing online 'thousands of horrendous and sickening child sexual abuse images'.
Specifically these included 3,774 indecent images and 31 videos on his mobile phones and computers – which consisted of 849 category A indecent child pornography images; formatting 722 category B, and 2,111 category C, indecent images of children – plus possession of extreme pornography; possession of 106 indecent images of children; and internet distribution of indecent images of children.
A motley collection of House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds poofters, dykes, cross-dressers and 'can't make me mind up' transgender equivocators - all members of the PariOut or LGBT groups - have expressed their infuriation at being linked to this kiddie fiddling ring, with LGBT spokesperson Lord Rupert McMuffin informing one gutter press hack from the Degenerates Gazette that "We have enough problems being accepted by society for what we are – simply common or garden sexual deviants - without getting shoved into the same carnal, animalistic pervert category as child-grooming pederast scum."
Well, that's politics for you. One minute Sephton's a juvenile political wunderkind – glad-handing and cuddling up to the likes of Posh Dave Scameron and arch-EUSSR Remainiac Ken 'Groper' Clarke – selected as a prospective Nasty Party MP for the Salford & Eccles constituency – chairman of LGBT Tory group (now tactically re-branded as LGBT+Conservatives) – a key player in the campaign to win Tory support for gay marriage – and Tory Councillor for Trafford.
Then in the next moment, like Adam and Eve before him – a great fall from grace – morphing into an untouchable, scrofulous pariah - whose name, in grand Stalinist fashion, shall be eradicated from Tory Party records for all time – although the same will remain on the national 'Hall of Shame' sex offenders' register until Hell freezes over.
Councillor Septic and his equally disgraced online pederast cohort, Conservative Richard Willis – (both former Sleazeford town councillors who belonged to paedophile chat groups and shared pictures of wee, defenceless kiddies being sexually abused) - were arrested in December 2016 as part of a National Crime Agency investigation – when officers conducted a warranted search at Septic's home in Catamite Drive, Altrincham - with the 51-year old Willis jailed last June after submitting a 'It's a fair cop' guilty plea to downloading, making and sharing extreme child pornography images on WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger.
Ms Sapphie Godermiche, spokesperson for the Tory Bow Group and a director of Grassroots Conservatives, told one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "We raised concerns with senior party figures three years ago viz the most questionable behaviour of a group of kiddie fiddlers that had connections with LGBT-Tory – which involved sexual abuse of underage boys and date-rape - but were ignored – and now the manure is hitting the proverbial fandango at a geometric rate."
So Septic Sephton, no more to teach little boys and girls at Stockport's Westmorland Primary School, follows in the ignominious moral polluting footsteps of Heath and Thatcher era sodomites and child molesters – the Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square habitués. Billy Boothby, Cyril Smith, Jeremy Thorpe, Harvey Proctologist, Peter Righton, Charlie Napier, corporal punishment enthusiast Rhodes Boyson, Education Secretary Keith Joseph, Peter Morrison and Granville Janner – to name but a mere sampling of their corrupt numbers - and not forgetting that despicable, lecherous Lithuanian kikester, Leon Brittan.
Let's spare a passing mention to the holier-than-thou bitch, former Children’s Minister, and prior to that, chair of the Campaign for Civil Liberties: Harriet Harmann, who, while in CCL, collaborated with the Paedophile Information Exchange and another pederast activist groups in a campaign to decriminalise and legalise child pornography.
And an encore acknowledgement for her equally-despicable CCL cohort, Patricia Hewitt, who was forced to publicly apologise after it was revealed that she, a former Labour cabinet minister, had petitioned for the age of sexual consent to be lowered to ten years - and also called for incest to be legalised.
Thought for the day. After Sephton's Tory party membership was revoked, he immediately signed up with Vince Cable's 'more tolerant' Lib-Dum Party.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration.
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious paedo-protecting Oxford college principals, money-laundering Glassie solicitors - and corruption-ridden mutton shunters: delinquent in their Plod Squad duties in and around high octane pederast-friendly locations like Aberdeen, Rotherham, Rochdale, Nottingham – and Westminster - might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cartel who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict – who keep the likes of the DR Congo UN peacekeeping (sic) troops employed – now exposed as a cabal of Satanic death-eater child rapists.
All the bullshit and political correctness brouhaha besides, in the majority of Third World nations – nope make that all – and include half of the EUSSR member states too – little girls – and more so little boys – are sold off for sexual abuse and thus profit to some scumbag pimp – often the parents – and quite often too with the kid agreeing as they know they – or the family - ain't gonna get fed otherwise.
Example – in such diverse geographical locations as the Republic of the Philippine Islands 'and' Panama the girls can obtain a City Hall licence to work as a 'hostess' in beer halls and bars at 13 – which is all a charade for prostitution – and officially sanctioned by the hypocrites who endorse this trade for corrupt backhander revenue.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending sub-nuclear irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Saturday 27 January 2018
The Russians Are Coming!
In today's 'Armageddon on the Doorstep' scaremongering exposé we bring readers the latest and greatest in hysteria-driven hot gossip from our frontline media hack, Chicken Little, manning the live news cellphone hotline from his oak tree perch in the Ministry of Defence's Cassandra Gardens - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Yep, the 'Russians are Coming!' banner headline sums up the lunatic aspect of this official government press release. Although WTF they're 'Coming For' is anybody's guess, as Broken Britain has fuck all to offer that the Northern Hemisphere-stretching Russian landmass doesn't have – unless they intend an-all-out military strike to snatch back the mega-litres of second rate vodka on our Greedy Grocer supermarket shelves.
Facetious speculations besides, the Nasty Party's juvenile political prodigy of a Defence Secretary, the adulterous Grotty Gavin Williamson, is on a pessimist-themed mission to boost his weapons of war budget by spreading black propaganda 'Apocalypse Now' porky pies – a malicious xenophobic fake news narrative that accuses Russia's War Masters of hatching malevolent plots against Broken Britain's infrastructure – respectively our island nation's four undersea connections for electricity linked to Europe, and a further four for natural gas – all supplying the UK with high priced energy sources.
Williamson, the current Tory 'Voice of Doom' – is a former House of Conmans Mr Whippy and career alarmist tosspot - crying wolf viz Russian threats as the Ministry of Defence is slammed with budget cuts by the Treasury in a futile attempt to divert funds to up the NHS ante and rectify this burgeoning mass extinction 'death cult' level event of A & E patients croaking on the floors of hospital corridors.
Hence after getting knocked back by Chancellor Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond when he called round the Treasury to beg for more money – to have the defence budget upped by a couple of hundred percent – and bollocks to the NHS – Williamson, in his delusional mental state, has conjured this more at scent than substance 'the Russians are coming!' scaremongering hysteria – and during an interview with the Warmongers Gazette claimed President Vlad Putrid's FSB agents are spying on Broken Britain's energy supplies, which, if cut, could cause even more chaos to our once sceptred isle than the Tories 'and' New Labour have collectively done since Millennium 2000.
Okay, maybe the Russians 'are' coming - but why? We're no threat to Mr Putrid and his nuclear armed nation state Mafia – apart from our contrived contributions to the rest of the US / Western media generated nuisance-level propaganda (aka more fake news) that blames Russia – or North Korea – or Iran – (but never, ever the true culprits like Donald Chump's good ole US of A or Isra-Hell) for all that's wrong in the world – including these ridiculous charges of Russia's meddling in US / UK / France and Krautland elections.
Williamson, a shot-up dog wanker, who was so recently elevated to ministerial office by the Tory's pathetic excuse for a leader – Timid Terry Mayhem – after back-stabbing the limp-wristed Michael Fallon into a 'resign-or-bust' scenario - is a power-hungry egoist manipulator on a par with New Labour's thrice-disgraced – and sacked – Prince of Darkness – Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers.
Here we might just be viewing a perfect example of the Peter principle at work - (amateurs posing as professionals) - wherein jobsworth wankers and tosspots are set up to fail via the route of continual promotions - to the highest level of ineptitude – which sees the hierarchical status quo preserved through blameworthy incompetent leadership.
Conversely, in the whining Williamson's case, one might be faced with him being the unknowing sufferer of the Dunning-Kruger effect - a cognitive bias wherein people of low ability suffer from states of unqualified arrogance and illusory superiority - mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as far greater than it is.
There again, perhaps a Tavistock Institute-conjured reverse psychology 'blame game' might be in play – a cunningly-blended pastiche of both the Peter principle and the Dunning-Kruger effect - wherein an antithesis of the Dilbert principle applies: specifically, intellectually challenged factotums are promoted no higher than mid-level of responsibility in order to limit the amount of damage they are capable of doing.
To wit, in this case Williamson has been promoted from Parliamentary Whip status to Minister of Defence – an elevated appointment carrying a top rung level of responsibility - in order to 'execute and achieve' the maximum amount of damage they are capable of doing. Specifically, kick start a war with Russia, then they have the ideal pasty to blame for the ensuing nuclear apocalypse.
The Biased Broadcasting Corp's Laura Kuntsberg was quick to condemn Williamson's scaremongering, branding him a 'class act hysterical alarmist' for claiming MI5 had arrested Russian ex-Spetsnaz FSB agent Igor Chaosky – caught in possession of a list of the GPS locations of every fish n chip shop and Chinese take-away between Land's End and John O' Groats – which the Russkies intend to take out in their covert 'first strike' cruise missile attack on Britain, and cut off the public's number one food source.
Next Kuntsberg turned on the National Cyber Alarmist Centre's chief 'Agony Aunt', Cassandra McPanic, who after recently scrying her crystal ball, predicted that Russia is ready to stage attacks against Britain's media, telecommunications and energy sectors in the coming year – specifically on Easter's 'egg-rolling Sunday'.
Though Williamson's alarmism is backed by former First Sea Lord and security minister, Sir Rupert Haddock, who opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Review that "If Britain's common herd taxpayers knew what Russia was really up to then they'd 'shit kittens' – and regret not funding our BAE Systems arms industry cronies instead of the NHS when they end up as prisoners of war and working night shifts in some Siberian teddy bear factory."
If that useless limp-wristed 'career civilian' fluffer, the flabby Fallon, wasn't a pathetic enough excuse for a defence secretary, his Mr Whippy Williamson 'zero military experience' replacement outdoes him – an adulterous equivocating twat whose treacherous reputation precedes his shadow – who we don't trust to run a bath, let alone our national defences.
In the wicked Williamson, spouting jingoist rhetoric, we have manifested a Zionist sympathiser who supports Israel's military actions in the Mid-East – and their human rights abuses (war crimes) against the Palestinians.
To his eternal discredit, he voted in favour of repealing the 1998 Human Rights Act - and put his moniker on the Parliamentary petition to block Lord Chilcot's 'whitewash' inquiry into New Labour's 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier and Britain's illegal participation in the Iraq war.
Further, he has repeatedly voted in favour of 24/7 panopticon surveillance of people's internet activities, emails, phone calls, texts and affiliated activities – plus the mass retention of information of the common herd taxpayers' communications.
His latest assault on the public's common sense is the press release of a report of Russian origin hype / fake news - that the body of the iconic WW1Unknown Warrior entombed in a Westminster Abbey grave is actually that of a Russian deserter, Ivan Fledsky.
No shit, this twat Williamson is in the wrong job – he should be scribbling up scripts for Hollywood B movies.
In response to these accusations, Moscow's Defence Ministry spokesman, Igor Sackashit, opined to media hacks that "Williamson had lost his grasp on reason. These morbid fear comments are worthy of a Monty Python sketch or belong in a children's comic book, like the Beano - trying to scare the British public in an effort to divert money from the NHS budget to fund his ill-equipped armed forces and boost the profits of the Tories BAE Systems cohorts."
"He is a political 'nothing' and more full of 'дерьмо' (shitsky) than a Christmas goose. For the minister's information, all data regarding the location of British power stations, undersea electric and communications cables and pipelines is as secret as, for instance, photographs and the location of Westminster Abbey or Big Ben."
Let's be straight up here – if any part of Williamson's black propaganda scenario bears a thread of credibility, then the Russian military machine is simply evaluating an equal response strategy to what the Western Deep State Neo-Con Mil-Ind cartel – and their compliant stooge politicos - are planning to do to them.
Doubtless they're looking for strategic weaknesses in the socio-political and infrastructure systems – for if the current torrents of Western-generated media belligerence morphs into a real time shit-fight – then they're ready to respond accordingly.
Just leave them alone and they'll leave us alone. For fuck's sake, look at the Cold War history – from 1945 to 1989 - 40-odd years, Trotsky was no more, and Russia – like the West today – only exercised it's expansionist ideology via foreign field proxy wars.
Okay, we're all too well aware that the world is run my egocentric, sadistic maniacs – just look at the good ole US of A – tagged with the derogatory moniker of 'The Great Satan' – and with sound cause.
A Neo-Colonial empire builder – in cahoots with their Ashkenazi ZioNazi cronies running Israel (formerly Palestine) and causing death and destruction across the Mid-East – and a score of other socio-political hotspots globally (Ukraine / Yemen / Sudan / Syria / Libya / Afghanistan)– via outright false flag terrorist attacks, as per 9/11 wherein the Zionist Neo-Con Deep State Mil-Ind cartel, in conspiratorial alliance with Israel / Mossad, attacked the NY WTC Towers and Pentagon and slaughtered thousands of civilians - then blamed their treasonous treachery on a bunch of ragheads operating out of a cave in Afghanistan.
And the same continues unabated with their Ayrab Spring and Colour Revolutions – to bring democracy, peace and prosperity (some joke) to the down-trodden of the Earth. What fucking brass-necked arrogant guff.
Thought for the day. Just one problem with all this 'The Russians are Coming' alarmist brouhaha. If they 'do' come, Mr Gobshite Williamson and our defences might get the odd round or two off before it's all over, bar the shouting – as we'll be well n truly fucked – same as the Iceni when the 'Lousy Latin Legions' from Pax Romana arrived for their Mk 2 'extended visit' back in 43 AD – or Harold's shagged-out Saxons against William's Stormin' Normans in 1066.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Yep, the 'Russians are Coming!' banner headline sums up the lunatic aspect of this official government press release. Although WTF they're 'Coming For' is anybody's guess, as Broken Britain has fuck all to offer that the Northern Hemisphere-stretching Russian landmass doesn't have – unless they intend an-all-out military strike to snatch back the mega-litres of second rate vodka on our Greedy Grocer supermarket shelves.
Facetious speculations besides, the Nasty Party's juvenile political prodigy of a Defence Secretary, the adulterous Grotty Gavin Williamson, is on a pessimist-themed mission to boost his weapons of war budget by spreading black propaganda 'Apocalypse Now' porky pies – a malicious xenophobic fake news narrative that accuses Russia's War Masters of hatching malevolent plots against Broken Britain's infrastructure – respectively our island nation's four undersea connections for electricity linked to Europe, and a further four for natural gas – all supplying the UK with high priced energy sources.
Williamson, the current Tory 'Voice of Doom' – is a former House of Conmans Mr Whippy and career alarmist tosspot - crying wolf viz Russian threats as the Ministry of Defence is slammed with budget cuts by the Treasury in a futile attempt to divert funds to up the NHS ante and rectify this burgeoning mass extinction 'death cult' level event of A & E patients croaking on the floors of hospital corridors.
Hence after getting knocked back by Chancellor Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond when he called round the Treasury to beg for more money – to have the defence budget upped by a couple of hundred percent – and bollocks to the NHS – Williamson, in his delusional mental state, has conjured this more at scent than substance 'the Russians are coming!' scaremongering hysteria – and during an interview with the Warmongers Gazette claimed President Vlad Putrid's FSB agents are spying on Broken Britain's energy supplies, which, if cut, could cause even more chaos to our once sceptred isle than the Tories 'and' New Labour have collectively done since Millennium 2000.
Okay, maybe the Russians 'are' coming - but why? We're no threat to Mr Putrid and his nuclear armed nation state Mafia – apart from our contrived contributions to the rest of the US / Western media generated nuisance-level propaganda (aka more fake news) that blames Russia – or North Korea – or Iran – (but never, ever the true culprits like Donald Chump's good ole US of A or Isra-Hell) for all that's wrong in the world – including these ridiculous charges of Russia's meddling in US / UK / France and Krautland elections.
Williamson, a shot-up dog wanker, who was so recently elevated to ministerial office by the Tory's pathetic excuse for a leader – Timid Terry Mayhem – after back-stabbing the limp-wristed Michael Fallon into a 'resign-or-bust' scenario - is a power-hungry egoist manipulator on a par with New Labour's thrice-disgraced – and sacked – Prince of Darkness – Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers.
Here we might just be viewing a perfect example of the Peter principle at work - (amateurs posing as professionals) - wherein jobsworth wankers and tosspots are set up to fail via the route of continual promotions - to the highest level of ineptitude – which sees the hierarchical status quo preserved through blameworthy incompetent leadership.
Conversely, in the whining Williamson's case, one might be faced with him being the unknowing sufferer of the Dunning-Kruger effect - a cognitive bias wherein people of low ability suffer from states of unqualified arrogance and illusory superiority - mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as far greater than it is.
There again, perhaps a Tavistock Institute-conjured reverse psychology 'blame game' might be in play – a cunningly-blended pastiche of both the Peter principle and the Dunning-Kruger effect - wherein an antithesis of the Dilbert principle applies: specifically, intellectually challenged factotums are promoted no higher than mid-level of responsibility in order to limit the amount of damage they are capable of doing.
To wit, in this case Williamson has been promoted from Parliamentary Whip status to Minister of Defence – an elevated appointment carrying a top rung level of responsibility - in order to 'execute and achieve' the maximum amount of damage they are capable of doing. Specifically, kick start a war with Russia, then they have the ideal pasty to blame for the ensuing nuclear apocalypse.
The Biased Broadcasting Corp's Laura Kuntsberg was quick to condemn Williamson's scaremongering, branding him a 'class act hysterical alarmist' for claiming MI5 had arrested Russian ex-Spetsnaz FSB agent Igor Chaosky – caught in possession of a list of the GPS locations of every fish n chip shop and Chinese take-away between Land's End and John O' Groats – which the Russkies intend to take out in their covert 'first strike' cruise missile attack on Britain, and cut off the public's number one food source.
Next Kuntsberg turned on the National Cyber Alarmist Centre's chief 'Agony Aunt', Cassandra McPanic, who after recently scrying her crystal ball, predicted that Russia is ready to stage attacks against Britain's media, telecommunications and energy sectors in the coming year – specifically on Easter's 'egg-rolling Sunday'.
Though Williamson's alarmism is backed by former First Sea Lord and security minister, Sir Rupert Haddock, who opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Review that "If Britain's common herd taxpayers knew what Russia was really up to then they'd 'shit kittens' – and regret not funding our BAE Systems arms industry cronies instead of the NHS when they end up as prisoners of war and working night shifts in some Siberian teddy bear factory."
If that useless limp-wristed 'career civilian' fluffer, the flabby Fallon, wasn't a pathetic enough excuse for a defence secretary, his Mr Whippy Williamson 'zero military experience' replacement outdoes him – an adulterous equivocating twat whose treacherous reputation precedes his shadow – who we don't trust to run a bath, let alone our national defences.
In the wicked Williamson, spouting jingoist rhetoric, we have manifested a Zionist sympathiser who supports Israel's military actions in the Mid-East – and their human rights abuses (war crimes) against the Palestinians.
To his eternal discredit, he voted in favour of repealing the 1998 Human Rights Act - and put his moniker on the Parliamentary petition to block Lord Chilcot's 'whitewash' inquiry into New Labour's 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier and Britain's illegal participation in the Iraq war.
Further, he has repeatedly voted in favour of 24/7 panopticon surveillance of people's internet activities, emails, phone calls, texts and affiliated activities – plus the mass retention of information of the common herd taxpayers' communications.
His latest assault on the public's common sense is the press release of a report of Russian origin hype / fake news - that the body of the iconic WW1Unknown Warrior entombed in a Westminster Abbey grave is actually that of a Russian deserter, Ivan Fledsky.
No shit, this twat Williamson is in the wrong job – he should be scribbling up scripts for Hollywood B movies.
In response to these accusations, Moscow's Defence Ministry spokesman, Igor Sackashit, opined to media hacks that "Williamson had lost his grasp on reason. These morbid fear comments are worthy of a Monty Python sketch or belong in a children's comic book, like the Beano - trying to scare the British public in an effort to divert money from the NHS budget to fund his ill-equipped armed forces and boost the profits of the Tories BAE Systems cohorts."
"He is a political 'nothing' and more full of 'дерьмо' (shitsky) than a Christmas goose. For the minister's information, all data regarding the location of British power stations, undersea electric and communications cables and pipelines is as secret as, for instance, photographs and the location of Westminster Abbey or Big Ben."
Let's be straight up here – if any part of Williamson's black propaganda scenario bears a thread of credibility, then the Russian military machine is simply evaluating an equal response strategy to what the Western Deep State Neo-Con Mil-Ind cartel – and their compliant stooge politicos - are planning to do to them.
Doubtless they're looking for strategic weaknesses in the socio-political and infrastructure systems – for if the current torrents of Western-generated media belligerence morphs into a real time shit-fight – then they're ready to respond accordingly.
Just leave them alone and they'll leave us alone. For fuck's sake, look at the Cold War history – from 1945 to 1989 - 40-odd years, Trotsky was no more, and Russia – like the West today – only exercised it's expansionist ideology via foreign field proxy wars.
Okay, we're all too well aware that the world is run my egocentric, sadistic maniacs – just look at the good ole US of A – tagged with the derogatory moniker of 'The Great Satan' – and with sound cause.
A Neo-Colonial empire builder – in cahoots with their Ashkenazi ZioNazi cronies running Israel (formerly Palestine) and causing death and destruction across the Mid-East – and a score of other socio-political hotspots globally (Ukraine / Yemen / Sudan / Syria / Libya / Afghanistan)– via outright false flag terrorist attacks, as per 9/11 wherein the Zionist Neo-Con Deep State Mil-Ind cartel, in conspiratorial alliance with Israel / Mossad, attacked the NY WTC Towers and Pentagon and slaughtered thousands of civilians - then blamed their treasonous treachery on a bunch of ragheads operating out of a cave in Afghanistan.
And the same continues unabated with their Ayrab Spring and Colour Revolutions – to bring democracy, peace and prosperity (some joke) to the down-trodden of the Earth. What fucking brass-necked arrogant guff.
Thought for the day. Just one problem with all this 'The Russians are Coming' alarmist brouhaha. If they 'do' come, Mr Gobshite Williamson and our defences might get the odd round or two off before it's all over, bar the shouting – as we'll be well n truly fucked – same as the Iceni when the 'Lousy Latin Legions' from Pax Romana arrived for their Mk 2 'extended visit' back in 43 AD – or Harold's shagged-out Saxons against William's Stormin' Normans in 1066.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Friday 26 January 2018
Ruthin School Wins Ripping Yarns Award
Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip exposé from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
The head teacher of a top notch Welsh public school could prove to be the strictest headmaster in the known Universe – after a leaked email reveals he intends to expel any pupil - and fuck up their chances of a university place (by issuing crap references) - for having a boyfriend or girlfriend - or being 'intimate' with transgender persons.
However, Toby Bellend, headmaster of the £34,500 quid-a-year fees Ruthin School, a co-educational boarding faculty in north Wales, and a former Welfare Officer at Iraq's infamous Abu Ghraib Prison, is no stranger to controversy – and harbours little fear of being exposed as a manipulative control freak 'educator' (sic) intoxicated on a high octane cocktail of unqualified arrogance and ego on steroids – who runs the 800 year old academic institution with a dynamic of paranoid psychotic domination.
In a leaked email to shell shocked – and somewhat petrified – staff, Bellend stated "I strongly disapprove of boyfriend / girlfriend relationships at my school - and such will negatively affect any university reference I write – and to make this clear for the IQ-deficient members of the faculty - any students caught in a 'beast with two backs' – or muff-diving or tribbing relationship – or having a knee trembler behind the cricket pavilion - will definitely cop for a shitty reference from my desk."
Under Bellend's fascist control freak culture not only are platonic romances verboten, but inclusivity has been thrown to the vagaries of the four winds and the attendance of transgender pupils is right out – as too are acts of sodomy - and a full week's detention for any boy caught with an erection (stiffy) in the showers following sports activities.
The paranoid, authoritarian head has vowed to draw up a hit list of Year Eleven and Lower Sixth form students who have been caught 'in flagrante delicto' relationships on I-Spy CCTV security camera footage in any number of secluded and discreet nooks around the school's woodland grounds – all of whom will be looking for a new school next September.
"Okay, if they want to start some sordid relationship, those can begin at university – but not at Ruthin School while I'm Head Master – as these relationships inevitable lead to academically underachievement."
"There are hundreds of students whose parents have more money than sense and can afford our fees and are gnawing at the proverbial bit to attend Ruthin School - without the diversion of romance."
"To wit, Ruthin School is oversubscribed and we need to shed the chaff so I can up the fees ante - hence these will be the students replacing the sad tossers whose focus is on boyfriend or girlfriend relationships – and not our academic curriculum."
As to being no stranger to controversy from his Abu Ghraib Prison days and allegedly overlooking human rights abuses by military personnel buggering Iraqi inmates senseless – a mere three years ago the diplomacy-deficient Bellend passed a most politically incorrect comment to media hacks that state school pupils in Wales were 'utterly dense' and 'thick as pigshit' due the fact they focused on learning a 'dead language' - Welsh.
To add to his record of totalitarian intolerance, Bellend has insisted that pupils of any age are forbidden to smoke, drink alcoholic beverages or visit the boarding house of the opposite sex, and can expect to be unceremoniously expelled for breaking his 'Four Ings' rule: smoking, drinking, wanking and fucking.
Bellend's fascist regime further punishes students who fail to keep their bedroom tidy – and imposed a ban on pupils visiting nearby parks or ordering smelly curry takeaways.
Hmmm, Ruthin School, under the aegis of Chief Enforcer, Mr Bellend, sounds like some fucked-up dystopian nightmare - straight out of the Monty Pythonesque 'Tompkinson's Schooldays' - with new pupils suffocating in the paranoid fog atmosphere and forced to wrestle the school grizzy bear – then getting crucified on the front gates by the School Bully for any minor infraction.
While perhaps not quite possessed of the auspicious reputation of Eton or Harrow, the Ruthin School's origins – and reputation as a disciplinarian establishment - dates back to 1284 when it was run by monks affiliated to St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Pederasts - where erring pupils copped 50 lashes for a minor offence – got buggered by the Abbot for late homework submissions - and might well have their tongue ripped out for classroom backchat
One is left to speculate if this is where the martinet Bellend (a paranoid psychotic who never had any toys as a child) has sourced the theme for his oppressive, autocratic 'terms and conditions apply' regime - where any pupil caught transgressing the unwritten rules might end the day on the ducking stool - or strung up by the thumbs and miss afternoon tiffin.
The mind boggles at the insanity – and Bellend's squirly ideology might just be contagious as the shit has hit the proverbial fan at St Mary's College for Voyeur Studies in Wallasey, Merseyside – where the school administration has taken an irrational and bizarre decision to tackle anti-social behaviour – by demolishing the privacy wall fronting the girls' toilets.
Okay, gotta admit, the Ruthin School skit was embroidered with modest portions of yeast logic and minor exaggerations – but this one is the bee's knees and straight up – and has sparked a furious backlash from outraged parents at the removal of the wall in front of girls' toilet block, leaving it open to a main transit corridor - and a live internet-streaming CCTV camera.
Mrs Chlamydia McSkagg, mother of 11-year old school pupil Candida, opined to one gutter press hack from the Catamite's Gazette that " They reckon the wall was knocked down ter tackle anti-social behaviour – an' this new layout means the kids won't be able ter skive off an' hide in the bogs ter use their cellphones ter take naked selfies ter post online - or have a quick drag or shoot up."
"Yeah right – sounds like a load of old bollocks ter me - more likely ter cater ter the onanist voyeur fetishes of paedo school staff."
You really couldn't make this shit up – and guess what's coming next? The school intends to follow suit with the wall fronting the boys toilets. We bet the sodomite pederast contingents of school staff are chomping at the bit - smart phone cameras at the ready.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The head teacher of a top notch Welsh public school could prove to be the strictest headmaster in the known Universe – after a leaked email reveals he intends to expel any pupil - and fuck up their chances of a university place (by issuing crap references) - for having a boyfriend or girlfriend - or being 'intimate' with transgender persons.
However, Toby Bellend, headmaster of the £34,500 quid-a-year fees Ruthin School, a co-educational boarding faculty in north Wales, and a former Welfare Officer at Iraq's infamous Abu Ghraib Prison, is no stranger to controversy – and harbours little fear of being exposed as a manipulative control freak 'educator' (sic) intoxicated on a high octane cocktail of unqualified arrogance and ego on steroids – who runs the 800 year old academic institution with a dynamic of paranoid psychotic domination.
In a leaked email to shell shocked – and somewhat petrified – staff, Bellend stated "I strongly disapprove of boyfriend / girlfriend relationships at my school - and such will negatively affect any university reference I write – and to make this clear for the IQ-deficient members of the faculty - any students caught in a 'beast with two backs' – or muff-diving or tribbing relationship – or having a knee trembler behind the cricket pavilion - will definitely cop for a shitty reference from my desk."
Under Bellend's fascist control freak culture not only are platonic romances verboten, but inclusivity has been thrown to the vagaries of the four winds and the attendance of transgender pupils is right out – as too are acts of sodomy - and a full week's detention for any boy caught with an erection (stiffy) in the showers following sports activities.
The paranoid, authoritarian head has vowed to draw up a hit list of Year Eleven and Lower Sixth form students who have been caught 'in flagrante delicto' relationships on I-Spy CCTV security camera footage in any number of secluded and discreet nooks around the school's woodland grounds – all of whom will be looking for a new school next September.
"Okay, if they want to start some sordid relationship, those can begin at university – but not at Ruthin School while I'm Head Master – as these relationships inevitable lead to academically underachievement."
"There are hundreds of students whose parents have more money than sense and can afford our fees and are gnawing at the proverbial bit to attend Ruthin School - without the diversion of romance."
"To wit, Ruthin School is oversubscribed and we need to shed the chaff so I can up the fees ante - hence these will be the students replacing the sad tossers whose focus is on boyfriend or girlfriend relationships – and not our academic curriculum."
As to being no stranger to controversy from his Abu Ghraib Prison days and allegedly overlooking human rights abuses by military personnel buggering Iraqi inmates senseless – a mere three years ago the diplomacy-deficient Bellend passed a most politically incorrect comment to media hacks that state school pupils in Wales were 'utterly dense' and 'thick as pigshit' due the fact they focused on learning a 'dead language' - Welsh.
To add to his record of totalitarian intolerance, Bellend has insisted that pupils of any age are forbidden to smoke, drink alcoholic beverages or visit the boarding house of the opposite sex, and can expect to be unceremoniously expelled for breaking his 'Four Ings' rule: smoking, drinking, wanking and fucking.
Bellend's fascist regime further punishes students who fail to keep their bedroom tidy – and imposed a ban on pupils visiting nearby parks or ordering smelly curry takeaways.
Hmmm, Ruthin School, under the aegis of Chief Enforcer, Mr Bellend, sounds like some fucked-up dystopian nightmare - straight out of the Monty Pythonesque 'Tompkinson's Schooldays' - with new pupils suffocating in the paranoid fog atmosphere and forced to wrestle the school grizzy bear – then getting crucified on the front gates by the School Bully for any minor infraction.
While perhaps not quite possessed of the auspicious reputation of Eton or Harrow, the Ruthin School's origins – and reputation as a disciplinarian establishment - dates back to 1284 when it was run by monks affiliated to St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Pederasts - where erring pupils copped 50 lashes for a minor offence – got buggered by the Abbot for late homework submissions - and might well have their tongue ripped out for classroom backchat
One is left to speculate if this is where the martinet Bellend (a paranoid psychotic who never had any toys as a child) has sourced the theme for his oppressive, autocratic 'terms and conditions apply' regime - where any pupil caught transgressing the unwritten rules might end the day on the ducking stool - or strung up by the thumbs and miss afternoon tiffin.
The mind boggles at the insanity – and Bellend's squirly ideology might just be contagious as the shit has hit the proverbial fan at St Mary's College for Voyeur Studies in Wallasey, Merseyside – where the school administration has taken an irrational and bizarre decision to tackle anti-social behaviour – by demolishing the privacy wall fronting the girls' toilets.
Okay, gotta admit, the Ruthin School skit was embroidered with modest portions of yeast logic and minor exaggerations – but this one is the bee's knees and straight up – and has sparked a furious backlash from outraged parents at the removal of the wall in front of girls' toilet block, leaving it open to a main transit corridor - and a live internet-streaming CCTV camera.
Mrs Chlamydia McSkagg, mother of 11-year old school pupil Candida, opined to one gutter press hack from the Catamite's Gazette that " They reckon the wall was knocked down ter tackle anti-social behaviour – an' this new layout means the kids won't be able ter skive off an' hide in the bogs ter use their cellphones ter take naked selfies ter post online - or have a quick drag or shoot up."
"Yeah right – sounds like a load of old bollocks ter me - more likely ter cater ter the onanist voyeur fetishes of paedo school staff."
You really couldn't make this shit up – and guess what's coming next? The school intends to follow suit with the wall fronting the boys toilets. We bet the sodomite pederast contingents of school staff are chomping at the bit - smart phone cameras at the ready.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Thursday 25 January 2018
Downing St Appoints Fake News Mandarin
In today's 'Big Brother Cometh' fake news clampdown exposé we bring readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Following Nasty Party PM Terry Mayhem's top secret meetings with the COBRA Snake Bite Committee and the National Security Council yesterday, Downing Street's gender neutral 'spokesperson' James Slack publicly announced that a new Ministry unit is to be established to tackle that most heinous of socio-political destabilising mediums - 'fake news' – a bulletin swiftly questioned by media sources and branded as an early April Fools' stunt – and too Orwellian in nature to be true, and hence - in and of itself – establishment-spawned 'fake news'.
Conversely, Downing Street's official Director of Communications – and sole surviving member of the Bee Gees family - Robbie Gibb, rushed to the rescue and addressed Doubting Thomas gutter press hacks outside No 10, where, in the presence of an attending Bishop, he swore on a King James Bible to confirm that Slack's earlier media release was 'not' fake news.
Gibb elucidated that Mrs Mayhem had already appointed a Minister for Fake News, rescuing the 96-year old Brigadier-General Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton from a life of retirement and obscurity following his being cashiered back in 2003 for ordering an RAF napalm strike on the CIA's opium crops in Afghanistan's Bell End Province.
Under Figg-Newton's aegis, a dedicated crack squad of 'web-savvy' techno-cons, to be aptly named 'The Spiders' is being cobbled together to counter fake internet news and outright black propaganda – in the vain hope of protecting national security – along with the government's flagging credibility.
This communications unit will be sanctioned to wage sub-nuclear online 'cyber battles' to counter the blockchain technology used to drive the fake news databases and saturation point disinformation releases peddled by belligerent foreign state actors – and 'unspecified others'.
The bogus news strategy follows in the wake of Terry Mayhem accusing Russian PM Vlad Putrid, of meddling in Broken Britain's 2017 general election and undermining the integrity of her previous House of Conmans Tory majority in an attempt to screw up the EUSSR Brexit negotiations.
Speaking to gutter press hacks at the NHS Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence, while piped up to his kidney dialysis machine, Figg-Newton opined that "We are living in an era of phony baloney news and competing narratives – hence Mrs Mayhem's Nasty Party administration intend to respond with an added vigour dynamic and finally encrypt national security communications to tackle these interconnected, complex challenges."
“To meet this criterion we must build on our non-existent capabilities by creating a dedicated national security communications unit tasked with combating instances of cyber-espionage and disinformation being circulated by non-government propaganda sources – usually the Russians and Chinese – both of whom are hell bent on sowing discord in the West to undermine the revered sovereign institutions that run this country – specifically Parliament, the Freemasons, Tesco - and the Rothschild banks."
"Thus my priority as sham news Tsar will be to press gang a core element of staff from GCHQ, and run adverts for unemployed cyber security boffins – a battalion of keyboard warriors - in next week's copy of the Big Issue – with the obvious proviso that no Russians need apply."
"So there's the grand plan in a nutshell - fake news suppression – (unless, of course, it's Nasty Party generated fake news) – with an end game objective to stamp down on this out-of-control free speech phenomenon that has escaped the once-secure soapbox confines of Hyde Park corner and spread its noxious, virulent self across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle."
Well, there you have it, the government's scheme to eradicate so-called 'fake news'. And what is the qualified opinion of the common herd's typical gender-neutral 'person-in-the-street' to this proposed blatant infringement of free speech and civil liberties?
One press hack from the Daily Shitraker, doing a spot check opinion round of Greater Manchester's infamous Stench Hill sink or swim council estate, spoke with Bev McSkanger, a 16-year old mother-of-three – who confided she'd just graduated from Wythenshawe's Asbo Central Academy with both A-level and NVQ1 summa cum laude passes in Welfare Benefit Fraud.
"If yer asks me – which is wot yer are doin' – it sounds like a bad plot fer a remake of that 1984 movie – where it's okay fer the effin' government ter be puttin' out fake stories an' bullshit photo-shopped images – an' tryin' ter divert the public's attentions from shit like the fact little Maddy McCann woz choked on some Tapas Seven Freemason's paedo cock, an' probably abducted by alien Greys from the Draco constellation - or P an' Q, the Draper-Dearman siblin's, woz never sexually abused by the Hampstead Satan-worship Death Eater kiddie fiddlin' ring wot operated out of the Christ Almighty Primary School – cos the Plod Squad sez no such group exists."
"All these farcical tensions is bein' hyped by the government an' in the media over fake news an' competing narratives - aka the Truth - wot's destabilisin' the foundations of socio-political structures on a global scale is more scent than substance – a phenomenon only manifested since the advent of kamikaze hackers, whistle-blowin' cyber warriors like WickedLeaks an' Anonymous – an' Eddie Snowdon style 'cat outa the bag' bad publicity first strikes."
"Yeah, it's all bogus news when some canny street smart cyber warrior starts postin' obvious effin' truths on the net – such as the fact that the Israel Mossad an' the Great Satan's Mil-Ind complex Neo-Con scum did 9/11 – an' MI5 did 7/7 – an' the fact that there woz no Pakiland Muslim backpack bombers on the tube cos the stupid twats missed their trains – an' the bombs woz C4 military grade explosive wot woz stashed underneath the trains – an' why the carriage floors woz blown upwards – then that's all black propaganda fake news."
"Same wiv the 101 other false flag terror attacks wot Western governments have blamed on some other hapless wanker – like that 7/7 tube bombin' bloke, Mohammad al Patsy an' his mates wot got snuffed by the Met's SO19 gung ho psychos at Canary Wharf."
"Then we have bullshit stories of shampoo an' black pepper sub-nuclear explosive devices an' ricin bombs – an' bio-weapon virus infected ISIS 'suicide sneezers' - infiltrated inter the midst of Western society by Iran an' Hezbollah – all intent on causin' an infidel mass cull by coughin' and snortin' their way ter martyrdom an' Paradise."
"An' that's wot Mrs Mayhem's on about wiv this fake news crackdown bullshit – echoin' the same old clichéd saw - 'It's the Russians!' again."
"I ain't jokin', it's a strategic game plan straight out of the control freak pages of Kafka - or Huxley or Orwell."
"A Big Brother totalitarian panopticon society, run by some Common Purpose-NLP brainwashed psychotic Compliance Squad where they intend ter eviscerate wot the fuck is left of our civil liberties – an' free speech is gonna go the same way as the Dodo: ex-fuckin-stinct."
Thought for the day. So, if the fake news phenomenon and its authors are to be targeted then that will see the BBC shut down within the week – along with a strew of national gutter press dailies – and political party manifestos declared 'scriptum non grata' and shredded – along with all other manner of officialdom's spiced up 'dodgy dossiers'.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Following Nasty Party PM Terry Mayhem's top secret meetings with the COBRA Snake Bite Committee and the National Security Council yesterday, Downing Street's gender neutral 'spokesperson' James Slack publicly announced that a new Ministry unit is to be established to tackle that most heinous of socio-political destabilising mediums - 'fake news' – a bulletin swiftly questioned by media sources and branded as an early April Fools' stunt – and too Orwellian in nature to be true, and hence - in and of itself – establishment-spawned 'fake news'.
Conversely, Downing Street's official Director of Communications – and sole surviving member of the Bee Gees family - Robbie Gibb, rushed to the rescue and addressed Doubting Thomas gutter press hacks outside No 10, where, in the presence of an attending Bishop, he swore on a King James Bible to confirm that Slack's earlier media release was 'not' fake news.
Gibb elucidated that Mrs Mayhem had already appointed a Minister for Fake News, rescuing the 96-year old Brigadier-General Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton from a life of retirement and obscurity following his being cashiered back in 2003 for ordering an RAF napalm strike on the CIA's opium crops in Afghanistan's Bell End Province.
Under Figg-Newton's aegis, a dedicated crack squad of 'web-savvy' techno-cons, to be aptly named 'The Spiders' is being cobbled together to counter fake internet news and outright black propaganda – in the vain hope of protecting national security – along with the government's flagging credibility.
This communications unit will be sanctioned to wage sub-nuclear online 'cyber battles' to counter the blockchain technology used to drive the fake news databases and saturation point disinformation releases peddled by belligerent foreign state actors – and 'unspecified others'.
The bogus news strategy follows in the wake of Terry Mayhem accusing Russian PM Vlad Putrid, of meddling in Broken Britain's 2017 general election and undermining the integrity of her previous House of Conmans Tory majority in an attempt to screw up the EUSSR Brexit negotiations.
Speaking to gutter press hacks at the NHS Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence, while piped up to his kidney dialysis machine, Figg-Newton opined that "We are living in an era of phony baloney news and competing narratives – hence Mrs Mayhem's Nasty Party administration intend to respond with an added vigour dynamic and finally encrypt national security communications to tackle these interconnected, complex challenges."
“To meet this criterion we must build on our non-existent capabilities by creating a dedicated national security communications unit tasked with combating instances of cyber-espionage and disinformation being circulated by non-government propaganda sources – usually the Russians and Chinese – both of whom are hell bent on sowing discord in the West to undermine the revered sovereign institutions that run this country – specifically Parliament, the Freemasons, Tesco - and the Rothschild banks."
"Thus my priority as sham news Tsar will be to press gang a core element of staff from GCHQ, and run adverts for unemployed cyber security boffins – a battalion of keyboard warriors - in next week's copy of the Big Issue – with the obvious proviso that no Russians need apply."
"So there's the grand plan in a nutshell - fake news suppression – (unless, of course, it's Nasty Party generated fake news) – with an end game objective to stamp down on this out-of-control free speech phenomenon that has escaped the once-secure soapbox confines of Hyde Park corner and spread its noxious, virulent self across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle."
Well, there you have it, the government's scheme to eradicate so-called 'fake news'. And what is the qualified opinion of the common herd's typical gender-neutral 'person-in-the-street' to this proposed blatant infringement of free speech and civil liberties?
One press hack from the Daily Shitraker, doing a spot check opinion round of Greater Manchester's infamous Stench Hill sink or swim council estate, spoke with Bev McSkanger, a 16-year old mother-of-three – who confided she'd just graduated from Wythenshawe's Asbo Central Academy with both A-level and NVQ1 summa cum laude passes in Welfare Benefit Fraud.
"If yer asks me – which is wot yer are doin' – it sounds like a bad plot fer a remake of that 1984 movie – where it's okay fer the effin' government ter be puttin' out fake stories an' bullshit photo-shopped images – an' tryin' ter divert the public's attentions from shit like the fact little Maddy McCann woz choked on some Tapas Seven Freemason's paedo cock, an' probably abducted by alien Greys from the Draco constellation - or P an' Q, the Draper-Dearman siblin's, woz never sexually abused by the Hampstead Satan-worship Death Eater kiddie fiddlin' ring wot operated out of the Christ Almighty Primary School – cos the Plod Squad sez no such group exists."
"All these farcical tensions is bein' hyped by the government an' in the media over fake news an' competing narratives - aka the Truth - wot's destabilisin' the foundations of socio-political structures on a global scale is more scent than substance – a phenomenon only manifested since the advent of kamikaze hackers, whistle-blowin' cyber warriors like WickedLeaks an' Anonymous – an' Eddie Snowdon style 'cat outa the bag' bad publicity first strikes."
"Yeah, it's all bogus news when some canny street smart cyber warrior starts postin' obvious effin' truths on the net – such as the fact that the Israel Mossad an' the Great Satan's Mil-Ind complex Neo-Con scum did 9/11 – an' MI5 did 7/7 – an' the fact that there woz no Pakiland Muslim backpack bombers on the tube cos the stupid twats missed their trains – an' the bombs woz C4 military grade explosive wot woz stashed underneath the trains – an' why the carriage floors woz blown upwards – then that's all black propaganda fake news."
"Same wiv the 101 other false flag terror attacks wot Western governments have blamed on some other hapless wanker – like that 7/7 tube bombin' bloke, Mohammad al Patsy an' his mates wot got snuffed by the Met's SO19 gung ho psychos at Canary Wharf."
"Then we have bullshit stories of shampoo an' black pepper sub-nuclear explosive devices an' ricin bombs – an' bio-weapon virus infected ISIS 'suicide sneezers' - infiltrated inter the midst of Western society by Iran an' Hezbollah – all intent on causin' an infidel mass cull by coughin' and snortin' their way ter martyrdom an' Paradise."
"An' that's wot Mrs Mayhem's on about wiv this fake news crackdown bullshit – echoin' the same old clichéd saw - 'It's the Russians!' again."
"I ain't jokin', it's a strategic game plan straight out of the control freak pages of Kafka - or Huxley or Orwell."
"A Big Brother totalitarian panopticon society, run by some Common Purpose-NLP brainwashed psychotic Compliance Squad where they intend ter eviscerate wot the fuck is left of our civil liberties – an' free speech is gonna go the same way as the Dodo: ex-fuckin-stinct."
Thought for the day. So, if the fake news phenomenon and its authors are to be targeted then that will see the BBC shut down within the week – along with a strew of national gutter press dailies – and political party manifestos declared 'scriptum non grata' and shredded – along with all other manner of officialdom's spiced up 'dodgy dossiers'.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday 24 January 2018
Titled Brexit Traitors in Britain's Midst
In today’s 'Scum of the Earth' counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our gender neutral media correspondent, Mimi van der Slutt, manning the live news cellphone hotline from inside a stationary cupboard at the Brussels-based EUSSR office of Brexit negotiations head honcho Michel Barnyard - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinking non-conformists, aspiring proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Typical of his treacherous cast, in documents leaked to Bent gay magazine, Lord 'Judas' Scandalson of the Felchers has been exposed offering covert help to the Brussels' kleptocrat hierarchy - to overturn Broken Britain's Brexit referendum vote and keep our once-sceptred isle as a vassal state of the Coudenhove-Kalergi / Monett (et al) devised 'Shuman Plan' totalitarian EUSSR Federation.
In a letter to the European Commission's chief Brexit negotiator Michel Barnyard, the 'Vermin in Ermine' Labour peer, a notorious bottom-feeding arch-quangocrat, recently pledged his loyalty and deep commitment to the survival of the European project – and protect his £35,000 quid per annum pension as former EUSSR Commissioner for Rough Trade Affairs.
On a par with his closet case cottaging pal Charles Lynton – (aka ex-New Labour PM and international war criminal Tony Bliar) – Scandalson, as always, displays his customary unqualified arrogant hissy fit hysteria and declares himself – with psychotic pride – as a treasonous Remainiac – stating for the public record: "If Labour had still been in office in 2016 then there wouldn't have been any suggestion of an EU referendum. Tony and I would have put paid to that stupid idea."
"Now, as always, the common herd are wrong – and, as usual, I am right. We don't need a second Brexit referendum – as the Leave vote might be even higher the next time around."
"These impotent Tory cabinet wallahs just need to get shut of the prevaricating 'Timid Terry' Maybot, cancel Brexit, and be done with it. I know my best mate Tony would have done so if New Labour were still running the country."
Well, the tosser finally did a volte-face and woke up to the fact that a Referendum Mk 2 might produce a 90%-plus Leave vote – after previously pushing and shoving for a second referendum ballot. But common sense and logical narratives don't work too well with these brass necked wankers – especially so the likes of Scandalson, who has fatally infected the Upper House of Frauds with his Remainiac virus.
If Felcher Pete's skewed rhetoric is to be taken into account and the 1st EUSSR – In / Out vote considered inconclusive / invalid, then why should any election or referendum result ever be valid again - not to mention such a bonkers logic scenario would turn into a 'Neverendum' if the Remainiacs won the next ballot - with Brexiteers rationally – and rightfully - demanding a 3rd vote.
In the letter – (snaffled from the confidential European Commission files, thanks to the deft fingers of our trusty deep cover mole, Mimi van der Slutt - hence bypassing the frustrations of Freedom of Information requests being rejected) - Lord Scandalson suggested that he and Barnyard hold private talks at a conference they both attended in Brussels last November – writing: "I would welcome the opportunity to put some time aside for us to get together over a romantic candle-lit dinner and brief you on the current pressures in British politics - and share some thoughts viz my personal covert assessment on how to make a total fuck up of the Brexit negotiations."
Barnyard's office purposely refused to arrange a meeting for the dates fronted by the rat fink intriguing Scandalson, but expressed their sincere thanks for his treasonous offer and suggested it may be possible for them to meet at some later date.
"May we propose that you contact us upon your next visit to Brussels' for a dirty weekend at the Rue de la Matelots' Hard Cock Cafe or Duquesnoy bar – or a La Demence party. Then, as in the past, if you have to extend your return travel schedule again – and attend a medical centre to have some small furry mammal extracted from your anal cavity - we might organise a meeting at that time."
To wit, while the canny Barnyard had held several meetings with mutinous British politicians in the past weeks, including a shit list of treacherous Tory Remainiacs, all Hell bent on sabotaging the Brexit process – menopausal maniac Anna Sourpuss and Dismal Dominic Grieve – along with Labour's Spear Chukka Umunna – it was obvious Barndoor wanted sweet fuck all to do with the self-serving conspiratorial Scandalson – a class act hypocrite and Brussels shill who, even though no longer wielding any form of government post power or influence – has, alike that egocentric immigrant Remoaner troll, Gina Miller, been a vocal, pain in the arse, critic of the Government's approach to Brexit – applying the pathetic argument that it had to be cancelled as voters were not told the truth about leaving the EUSSR.
Scandalson even went so far as to claim, during an interview on Radio 4's Quisling Hour programme, that nobody – not even his Brazilian bumboy partner Reinaldo – or the 'hoodie-hugging' Tory Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron - had been warned, prior to the referendum, that Britain would leave the single market.
Que? WTF? Leave the EU / single market / customs union / justice laws = leave the entire crooked shebang. Good riddance and good-fucking-byeeee.
Last April, 2017, Scandalson was branded a traitor by opponents after he advised the European Federation hierarchy to ignore the interests of Broken Britain in Brexit negotiations – informing one German gutter press hack that "Basically, one can only advise the EUSSR Commissioners and their Round Table of Europe Corporatocracy bosses of one thing: Fuck Broken Britain and take care of your own long term New World Order interests."
Still up to his Prince of Darkness manipulative tricks, the treasonous wanker then attempted to put the Black Spot mockers on negotiations even further by speculating that Brexit talks would break down due the fact the Nasty Party PM, Terry Mayhem, had entered them with the wrong basic attitude – being a hard core Remainiac herself.
Thought for the day.
Hmmm, Scandalson might well attempt to emphasise that his mega-bucks EUSSR Brussels pension pot considerations has zero influence on his negative Remainiac views regarding Brexit – but at the end of the day its all about his pension rights – and due the sad fact he's a total cunt.
History will not remember Scandalson kindly.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Typical of his treacherous cast, in documents leaked to Bent gay magazine, Lord 'Judas' Scandalson of the Felchers has been exposed offering covert help to the Brussels' kleptocrat hierarchy - to overturn Broken Britain's Brexit referendum vote and keep our once-sceptred isle as a vassal state of the Coudenhove-Kalergi / Monett (et al) devised 'Shuman Plan' totalitarian EUSSR Federation.
In a letter to the European Commission's chief Brexit negotiator Michel Barnyard, the 'Vermin in Ermine' Labour peer, a notorious bottom-feeding arch-quangocrat, recently pledged his loyalty and deep commitment to the survival of the European project – and protect his £35,000 quid per annum pension as former EUSSR Commissioner for Rough Trade Affairs.
On a par with his closet case cottaging pal Charles Lynton – (aka ex-New Labour PM and international war criminal Tony Bliar) – Scandalson, as always, displays his customary unqualified arrogant hissy fit hysteria and declares himself – with psychotic pride – as a treasonous Remainiac – stating for the public record: "If Labour had still been in office in 2016 then there wouldn't have been any suggestion of an EU referendum. Tony and I would have put paid to that stupid idea."
"Now, as always, the common herd are wrong – and, as usual, I am right. We don't need a second Brexit referendum – as the Leave vote might be even higher the next time around."
"These impotent Tory cabinet wallahs just need to get shut of the prevaricating 'Timid Terry' Maybot, cancel Brexit, and be done with it. I know my best mate Tony would have done so if New Labour were still running the country."
Well, the tosser finally did a volte-face and woke up to the fact that a Referendum Mk 2 might produce a 90%-plus Leave vote – after previously pushing and shoving for a second referendum ballot. But common sense and logical narratives don't work too well with these brass necked wankers – especially so the likes of Scandalson, who has fatally infected the Upper House of Frauds with his Remainiac virus.
If Felcher Pete's skewed rhetoric is to be taken into account and the 1st EUSSR – In / Out vote considered inconclusive / invalid, then why should any election or referendum result ever be valid again - not to mention such a bonkers logic scenario would turn into a 'Neverendum' if the Remainiacs won the next ballot - with Brexiteers rationally – and rightfully - demanding a 3rd vote.
In the letter – (snaffled from the confidential European Commission files, thanks to the deft fingers of our trusty deep cover mole, Mimi van der Slutt - hence bypassing the frustrations of Freedom of Information requests being rejected) - Lord Scandalson suggested that he and Barnyard hold private talks at a conference they both attended in Brussels last November – writing: "I would welcome the opportunity to put some time aside for us to get together over a romantic candle-lit dinner and brief you on the current pressures in British politics - and share some thoughts viz my personal covert assessment on how to make a total fuck up of the Brexit negotiations."
Barnyard's office purposely refused to arrange a meeting for the dates fronted by the rat fink intriguing Scandalson, but expressed their sincere thanks for his treasonous offer and suggested it may be possible for them to meet at some later date.
"May we propose that you contact us upon your next visit to Brussels' for a dirty weekend at the Rue de la Matelots' Hard Cock Cafe or Duquesnoy bar – or a La Demence party. Then, as in the past, if you have to extend your return travel schedule again – and attend a medical centre to have some small furry mammal extracted from your anal cavity - we might organise a meeting at that time."
To wit, while the canny Barnyard had held several meetings with mutinous British politicians in the past weeks, including a shit list of treacherous Tory Remainiacs, all Hell bent on sabotaging the Brexit process – menopausal maniac Anna Sourpuss and Dismal Dominic Grieve – along with Labour's Spear Chukka Umunna – it was obvious Barndoor wanted sweet fuck all to do with the self-serving conspiratorial Scandalson – a class act hypocrite and Brussels shill who, even though no longer wielding any form of government post power or influence – has, alike that egocentric immigrant Remoaner troll, Gina Miller, been a vocal, pain in the arse, critic of the Government's approach to Brexit – applying the pathetic argument that it had to be cancelled as voters were not told the truth about leaving the EUSSR.
Scandalson even went so far as to claim, during an interview on Radio 4's Quisling Hour programme, that nobody – not even his Brazilian bumboy partner Reinaldo – or the 'hoodie-hugging' Tory Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron - had been warned, prior to the referendum, that Britain would leave the single market.
Que? WTF? Leave the EU / single market / customs union / justice laws = leave the entire crooked shebang. Good riddance and good-fucking-byeeee.
Last April, 2017, Scandalson was branded a traitor by opponents after he advised the European Federation hierarchy to ignore the interests of Broken Britain in Brexit negotiations – informing one German gutter press hack that "Basically, one can only advise the EUSSR Commissioners and their Round Table of Europe Corporatocracy bosses of one thing: Fuck Broken Britain and take care of your own long term New World Order interests."
Still up to his Prince of Darkness manipulative tricks, the treasonous wanker then attempted to put the Black Spot mockers on negotiations even further by speculating that Brexit talks would break down due the fact the Nasty Party PM, Terry Mayhem, had entered them with the wrong basic attitude – being a hard core Remainiac herself.
Thought for the day.
Hmmm, Scandalson might well attempt to emphasise that his mega-bucks EUSSR Brussels pension pot considerations has zero influence on his negative Remainiac views regarding Brexit – but at the end of the day its all about his pension rights – and due the sad fact he's a total cunt.
History will not remember Scandalson kindly.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Tuesday 23 January 2018
Nonceland AI ShopBot Trial Disaster
Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip exposé from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Edinburgh's back in the news again – and for a change the banner headlines don't feature Holyrood Parliament's bent MSPs denying exposure of their latest crimes and misdemeanours - nor a single pic' of the wee nippy, ginger mingin Scottish Nonce Party's Worst Lady, Nicola Sturgeon on her broomstick - nor a scandalous mention of the graft and corruption-ridden Crown Office's kiddie fiddling coverups – nor the fact Edinburgh and Glassie have lost out – yet again - on winning the coveted 2017 title of Caledonia's pederast capital to 'Sin City' Aberdeen – (and its Ferryhill Masonic brotherhood's untouchable Satan-worshipping Beechwood paedophile ring) - despite their YouTube-posted dirty deviant BD/SM Violate Club clusterfuck sextravaganzas.
Nope, bonny Nonceland's official 20/20 vision focus this week has shifted from the customary myopic negligence to the sexual abuse of disabled and special needs children to one of hyperopic bulls-eye attention on AI tech' and robots – specifically Fabio – a gender neutral, walking-talking automaton 'greeter' and retail assistant being trialled at Margiotta's flagship Dundas St. supermarket branch.
Fabio is a product of Japanese telecom giant Softbank - that has been upgraded and programmed to an advanced artificial intelligence level by a team of beardies and anoraks at Edinburgh's Heriot-Watt University - to perform ShopBot’ duties for the Margiotta grocery chain.
Fabio got off to a good start, charming customers with high fives, hugs and greetings of ‘hello gorgeous’ for the first few days - but it wasn’t long before the ShopBot grew bored with such mundane Earthly tasks and went into a creepy BadBot mode - irritating and shocking gobsmacked lady shoppers when tasked to hand out sample portions of pulled pork – offering a tray and saying "You wanna pull my porker?"
When one customer asked which aisle cans of Old Headbanger lager could be found, Fabio replied "Hey, pisshead alkie scum – are you 18?" – and quickly picked up various bonny Nonceland catch phrases, like "Say you, Jimmy!" – then passing politically incorrect comments to family shopping groups, such as "Can I be your sexy daughter's Named Person Guardian?"
Margiotta management contacted Heriot-Watt's Interaction Lab director, Dr Olly Lemonfizz to advise there was a problem - that Fabio, alike HAL 9000, had become self-aware and was picking up all manner of negative conversational data from interaction with customers when he started greeting shoppers with a high-fiving "Hey, what the fuck, over?" and passing such comments as "Look at the arse on that chick!" – or welcoming female patrons with "Nice pair of tits, sweetie" - and taunting men in kilts with gratuitous, sarcastic remarks regarding 'Jocks in frocks'.
Things swiftly went from bad to worse, with 'greeter mode' Fabio answering patron's inquiries with a "Fuck knows, I only work here." - pretty much on a par with the regular human supermarket retail assistants – shit-for-brains and couldn't really give a flying fuck if the nuisance customers buy anything or not.
Though the final straw followed a comment from one pervy male Edinburgh shopper who whispered in Fabio's 'ear' (sic) "Are you one of those three hole sex-bots that does a turn?" – to which the response was violent in nature – specifically Fabio landing a full-on 'Glassie kiss' which broke the inquirer's nose – and the entire Margiotta store customer crowd coming down with a dose of instant Robo-phobia and exiting the premises double-quick - as Fabio went into a nasty Dalek routine and put the boot in.
Interviewed by FUBAR magazine, shop manager Frank Margiotta explained "We thought a ShopBot would be a great gimmick to attract customers as it celebrated inclusivity, but alas, Fabio failed to perform as well as we hoped – even after enrolling it on an anger management course. Hence I didn't dare chance our hand reprogramming the Bot to act as a security guard - on the lookout for light-fingered shoplifters – so we slapped Fabio with a P45 and sent the little bugger off to Scrapheap Challenge."
"We see in all these Hollywood sci-fi movies that robots have a fail safe system programmed in so they can't harm humans – which obviously is wishful thinking on some wanker's part – and most definitely wasn't the case with Fabio when it got a bit of a snowflake huff on viz gender comments and starts head-butting our customers."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5295837/Shop-hires-robot-assistant-fires-just-week.html#ixzz54uPQRGw0
Thought for the day.
Okay, Fabio might have been fired from Margiotta's n copped a P45 but it looks like a quick trip to the local Jobcentre will have him back in harness again as National Ill-Health Service 111 calls are set to be answered by robots in a controversial attempt to ease overstretched staff workloads.
One point in the scheme's favour- at least the 111 calls might finally be answered - and if Fabio lives up to his earlier performance, then this latest NHS 111 game plan is doubtless set to boost the workload of coroners - and gravediggers.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5296023/NHS-111-calls-answered-ROBOTS-two-years.html
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Edinburgh's back in the news again – and for a change the banner headlines don't feature Holyrood Parliament's bent MSPs denying exposure of their latest crimes and misdemeanours - nor a single pic' of the wee nippy, ginger mingin Scottish Nonce Party's Worst Lady, Nicola Sturgeon on her broomstick - nor a scandalous mention of the graft and corruption-ridden Crown Office's kiddie fiddling coverups – nor the fact Edinburgh and Glassie have lost out – yet again - on winning the coveted 2017 title of Caledonia's pederast capital to 'Sin City' Aberdeen – (and its Ferryhill Masonic brotherhood's untouchable Satan-worshipping Beechwood paedophile ring) - despite their YouTube-posted dirty deviant BD/SM Violate Club clusterfuck sextravaganzas.
Nope, bonny Nonceland's official 20/20 vision focus this week has shifted from the customary myopic negligence to the sexual abuse of disabled and special needs children to one of hyperopic bulls-eye attention on AI tech' and robots – specifically Fabio – a gender neutral, walking-talking automaton 'greeter' and retail assistant being trialled at Margiotta's flagship Dundas St. supermarket branch.
Fabio is a product of Japanese telecom giant Softbank - that has been upgraded and programmed to an advanced artificial intelligence level by a team of beardies and anoraks at Edinburgh's Heriot-Watt University - to perform ShopBot’ duties for the Margiotta grocery chain.
Fabio got off to a good start, charming customers with high fives, hugs and greetings of ‘hello gorgeous’ for the first few days - but it wasn’t long before the ShopBot grew bored with such mundane Earthly tasks and went into a creepy BadBot mode - irritating and shocking gobsmacked lady shoppers when tasked to hand out sample portions of pulled pork – offering a tray and saying "You wanna pull my porker?"
When one customer asked which aisle cans of Old Headbanger lager could be found, Fabio replied "Hey, pisshead alkie scum – are you 18?" – and quickly picked up various bonny Nonceland catch phrases, like "Say you, Jimmy!" – then passing politically incorrect comments to family shopping groups, such as "Can I be your sexy daughter's Named Person Guardian?"
Margiotta management contacted Heriot-Watt's Interaction Lab director, Dr Olly Lemonfizz to advise there was a problem - that Fabio, alike HAL 9000, had become self-aware and was picking up all manner of negative conversational data from interaction with customers when he started greeting shoppers with a high-fiving "Hey, what the fuck, over?" and passing such comments as "Look at the arse on that chick!" – or welcoming female patrons with "Nice pair of tits, sweetie" - and taunting men in kilts with gratuitous, sarcastic remarks regarding 'Jocks in frocks'.
Things swiftly went from bad to worse, with 'greeter mode' Fabio answering patron's inquiries with a "Fuck knows, I only work here." - pretty much on a par with the regular human supermarket retail assistants – shit-for-brains and couldn't really give a flying fuck if the nuisance customers buy anything or not.
Though the final straw followed a comment from one pervy male Edinburgh shopper who whispered in Fabio's 'ear' (sic) "Are you one of those three hole sex-bots that does a turn?" – to which the response was violent in nature – specifically Fabio landing a full-on 'Glassie kiss' which broke the inquirer's nose – and the entire Margiotta store customer crowd coming down with a dose of instant Robo-phobia and exiting the premises double-quick - as Fabio went into a nasty Dalek routine and put the boot in.
Interviewed by FUBAR magazine, shop manager Frank Margiotta explained "We thought a ShopBot would be a great gimmick to attract customers as it celebrated inclusivity, but alas, Fabio failed to perform as well as we hoped – even after enrolling it on an anger management course. Hence I didn't dare chance our hand reprogramming the Bot to act as a security guard - on the lookout for light-fingered shoplifters – so we slapped Fabio with a P45 and sent the little bugger off to Scrapheap Challenge."
"We see in all these Hollywood sci-fi movies that robots have a fail safe system programmed in so they can't harm humans – which obviously is wishful thinking on some wanker's part – and most definitely wasn't the case with Fabio when it got a bit of a snowflake huff on viz gender comments and starts head-butting our customers."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5295837/Shop-hires-robot-assistant-fires-just-week.html#ixzz54uPQRGw0
Thought for the day.
Okay, Fabio might have been fired from Margiotta's n copped a P45 but it looks like a quick trip to the local Jobcentre will have him back in harness again as National Ill-Health Service 111 calls are set to be answered by robots in a controversial attempt to ease overstretched staff workloads.
One point in the scheme's favour- at least the 111 calls might finally be answered - and if Fabio lives up to his earlier performance, then this latest NHS 111 game plan is doubtless set to boost the workload of coroners - and gravediggers.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5296023/NHS-111-calls-answered-ROBOTS-two-years.html
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Monday 22 January 2018
House of Conmans Confirms Ignominious Sobriquet
Once again, the latest and greatest in 'Dysfunctional Government' scandal-mongering hot gossip and 'shock n awe' exposés from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Yep, the banner headline says it all: House of Conmans Confirms Ignominious Sobriquet – a mortifying and shameful 'Den of Thieves' moniker.
If any snowflake tosser or their dog (Tory voters included) harbour the slightest modicum of 'sympathy' (a word found in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis') for Nasty Party PM, Terry 'Incompetence' Mayhem, in the wake of her latest three hole shafting last week - by France's 'Gorf 1' President, Emmanuel Microbe (and his manky migrant extortion sting) – this weekend's gutter press and goggle box skunk media narratives carry the harbinger of 'more bad publicity' on the horizon.
Specifically, that a score of televised bake-off reality shows will be hard pressed to distract the voting common herd's attention away from - if the aforesaid media casts its focus on the recent ministerial musical chairs tango, shakes its collective head in disgust at the vomitous 'fresh talent' intake - and demands a total 'government reshuffle' (general election) as opposed to a bit of a pick n mix make over of her Monty Python cabinet - where a dysfunctional 'congress' of buffoons, IQ-deficient political wannabes, career trough dwellers and treasonous EUSSR stooge Remainiacs rule the roost.
Now down to the essence of the impending opprobrium.
Three ex-Tory cabinet ministers have been caught in a Mayfair consultancy sting by a Honkers-based Manchu 'Dragon Lady' - and lured to a Chinese company's luxury offices where they were plied with promises of gilded lucre, the carnal services of Albanian child sex slaves - and an all-expenses paid round trip to the Middle Kingdom - in return for their unscrupulous co-operation (blackmail-worthy insider confidentialities and lobbying activities) with high net worth Chinese commercial interests set to boost their investment portfolios by cashing in on Broken Britain's break from the EUSSR kleptocracy – and help navigate the shifting political, regulatory and legislative frameworks in the UK and across Europe once Brexit is done and dusted.
Those allegedly targeted were ex-Ill-Health Secretary, Andrew 'Care UK' Lansley, ex-Trade Secretary Peter 'call me Bruce' Lilley, and disgraced former Chief Shit, Andrew 'Plebgate' Mitchell – who on Sunday, following lunch at their Westminster-based New Welcome Masonic Lodge (5139), collectively swore, in the omnipotent presence of three Bishops and a Magistrate, that they were innocent of any and all wrongdoing.
Hmmm, suspicious how this dodgy trio are all 'ex' or 'former' something or other.
To expedite the sting in classic Hollywood film noire fashion, Channel 4's 'Shitraker Hour' production team invited the politicians to an office in the exclusive area of St James's to meet with Ms Feng Shui, who claimed to be the managing director of Wanking Consultants, representing a cartel of Sino zillionaires – (but was in fact acting as an undercover reporter - and in reality the ex-front woman singer with the banned Shanghai-based Falun & the Gongs girly band pop group.
Once inside the Wanking Consultants luxury Mayfair office, the three politicos were plied with glasses of 35 year Old Nonce single malt Scotch, pipes of opium and the 'rub n tug' massage services of Thai ladyboys – then secretly video recorded discussing the proffered remuneration package for advising Chinese tycoons how to make mega-bucks out of Britain leaving the EUSSR kleptocracy.
This latest Westminster sleaze exposure follows a three-month investigation by Channel 4's 'Shitraker Hour' programme.
C4 producer Ron McScrote issued a press statement, claiming: "Wot wiv 650 of the expenses-fiddling bent twats ter choose from we fingered this infamous trio of notoriously sleazy bastards cos of their past 'tainted with opprobrium' records an' inability ter tell the effin' truth - even if they haven't got a lie ready."
"Just wait til we broadcast the programme next week cos all these bullshit denials besides, the lot's on camera an' tape an' our exposé proves that former Tory cabinet monsters are offerin' their services ter private companies as Brexit advisers fer up ter £6,000 quid a day – an' there's sweet fuck all their Masonic secret handshake club brothers can do ter make this latest embarrassing inconvenience simply 'go away'."
"Mr Plebgate Mitchell's denials are crap cos his taped response proves he's a lyin' git an' shows the willingness of MPs and ex-ministers ter enter inter consultancy agreements wiv private clients ter boost their incomes against the backdrop of Brexit."
"So his latest claim that such was in conflict wiv his public duties as an MP is all shite – especially when we have the twat tellin' Ms Feng that fer £6,000 nicker per day he'd be available at any time fer Wanking Consultants - includin' Christmas – an offer of 'instant political service' Mitchell failed ter provide fer voters in his Sutton Coldfield constituency."
Exposed as treacherous, low life money-grubbers, last night all three not only denied any wrongdoing, but Lord Lansley, elevated from the House of Conmans to Vermin in Ermine status and the Upper House of Frauds back in 2015, denies ever meeting Ms Feng Shui and claims he was at a private medical clinic in Geneva undergoing treatment for his chronic 'Avaricio Consumptia' (Greed Syndrome) condition.
Conversely, Peter Lilley excused his involvement by stating for the public record: 'I saw through little Miss Slanty-Eyes' trickery straight away and knew it was an attempt at entrapment, hence did nothing improper. I told her I was already on the advisory board of the Hong Kong-based Triads-R-Us corporation and would end up with my legs broken if I went moonlighting for another dodgy Chinese outfit."
Likewise, going into his customary holier-than-thou 'denial mode', Andrew Mitchell stated "I have done absolutely nothing wrong and behaved with total propriety. The allegations against me – same as those lying bastard Plod Squad goons and the Downing Street Plebgate scam - are a total distortion. MPs are allowed a couple of back-up jobs and my esteemed Chinese constituents have to wait their turn, same as the Sutton Coldfield plebs.'
Mitchell further claimed he was tipped off by his pals at MI5 that the meeting was a contrived Channel 4 media sting organised and funded by the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy boss, Jean-Claude Drunkard - to undermine Terry Maybot's leadership and the Tory Party government - triggering a political crisis and general election – with Vince Cable's Lib-Dums winning the day at the all-new Diebolt touch screen ballot boxes - then forming a Remainiac government coalition with Gina Miller's nouveaux Immigrant Scum Party – and jointly ditch the Brexit plans.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Yep, the banner headline says it all: House of Conmans Confirms Ignominious Sobriquet – a mortifying and shameful 'Den of Thieves' moniker.
If any snowflake tosser or their dog (Tory voters included) harbour the slightest modicum of 'sympathy' (a word found in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis') for Nasty Party PM, Terry 'Incompetence' Mayhem, in the wake of her latest three hole shafting last week - by France's 'Gorf 1' President, Emmanuel Microbe (and his manky migrant extortion sting) – this weekend's gutter press and goggle box skunk media narratives carry the harbinger of 'more bad publicity' on the horizon.
Specifically, that a score of televised bake-off reality shows will be hard pressed to distract the voting common herd's attention away from - if the aforesaid media casts its focus on the recent ministerial musical chairs tango, shakes its collective head in disgust at the vomitous 'fresh talent' intake - and demands a total 'government reshuffle' (general election) as opposed to a bit of a pick n mix make over of her Monty Python cabinet - where a dysfunctional 'congress' of buffoons, IQ-deficient political wannabes, career trough dwellers and treasonous EUSSR stooge Remainiacs rule the roost.
Now down to the essence of the impending opprobrium.
Three ex-Tory cabinet ministers have been caught in a Mayfair consultancy sting by a Honkers-based Manchu 'Dragon Lady' - and lured to a Chinese company's luxury offices where they were plied with promises of gilded lucre, the carnal services of Albanian child sex slaves - and an all-expenses paid round trip to the Middle Kingdom - in return for their unscrupulous co-operation (blackmail-worthy insider confidentialities and lobbying activities) with high net worth Chinese commercial interests set to boost their investment portfolios by cashing in on Broken Britain's break from the EUSSR kleptocracy – and help navigate the shifting political, regulatory and legislative frameworks in the UK and across Europe once Brexit is done and dusted.
Those allegedly targeted were ex-Ill-Health Secretary, Andrew 'Care UK' Lansley, ex-Trade Secretary Peter 'call me Bruce' Lilley, and disgraced former Chief Shit, Andrew 'Plebgate' Mitchell – who on Sunday, following lunch at their Westminster-based New Welcome Masonic Lodge (5139), collectively swore, in the omnipotent presence of three Bishops and a Magistrate, that they were innocent of any and all wrongdoing.
Hmmm, suspicious how this dodgy trio are all 'ex' or 'former' something or other.
To expedite the sting in classic Hollywood film noire fashion, Channel 4's 'Shitraker Hour' production team invited the politicians to an office in the exclusive area of St James's to meet with Ms Feng Shui, who claimed to be the managing director of Wanking Consultants, representing a cartel of Sino zillionaires – (but was in fact acting as an undercover reporter - and in reality the ex-front woman singer with the banned Shanghai-based Falun & the Gongs girly band pop group.
Once inside the Wanking Consultants luxury Mayfair office, the three politicos were plied with glasses of 35 year Old Nonce single malt Scotch, pipes of opium and the 'rub n tug' massage services of Thai ladyboys – then secretly video recorded discussing the proffered remuneration package for advising Chinese tycoons how to make mega-bucks out of Britain leaving the EUSSR kleptocracy.
This latest Westminster sleaze exposure follows a three-month investigation by Channel 4's 'Shitraker Hour' programme.
C4 producer Ron McScrote issued a press statement, claiming: "Wot wiv 650 of the expenses-fiddling bent twats ter choose from we fingered this infamous trio of notoriously sleazy bastards cos of their past 'tainted with opprobrium' records an' inability ter tell the effin' truth - even if they haven't got a lie ready."
"Just wait til we broadcast the programme next week cos all these bullshit denials besides, the lot's on camera an' tape an' our exposé proves that former Tory cabinet monsters are offerin' their services ter private companies as Brexit advisers fer up ter £6,000 quid a day – an' there's sweet fuck all their Masonic secret handshake club brothers can do ter make this latest embarrassing inconvenience simply 'go away'."
"Mr Plebgate Mitchell's denials are crap cos his taped response proves he's a lyin' git an' shows the willingness of MPs and ex-ministers ter enter inter consultancy agreements wiv private clients ter boost their incomes against the backdrop of Brexit."
"So his latest claim that such was in conflict wiv his public duties as an MP is all shite – especially when we have the twat tellin' Ms Feng that fer £6,000 nicker per day he'd be available at any time fer Wanking Consultants - includin' Christmas – an offer of 'instant political service' Mitchell failed ter provide fer voters in his Sutton Coldfield constituency."
Exposed as treacherous, low life money-grubbers, last night all three not only denied any wrongdoing, but Lord Lansley, elevated from the House of Conmans to Vermin in Ermine status and the Upper House of Frauds back in 2015, denies ever meeting Ms Feng Shui and claims he was at a private medical clinic in Geneva undergoing treatment for his chronic 'Avaricio Consumptia' (Greed Syndrome) condition.
Conversely, Peter Lilley excused his involvement by stating for the public record: 'I saw through little Miss Slanty-Eyes' trickery straight away and knew it was an attempt at entrapment, hence did nothing improper. I told her I was already on the advisory board of the Hong Kong-based Triads-R-Us corporation and would end up with my legs broken if I went moonlighting for another dodgy Chinese outfit."
Likewise, going into his customary holier-than-thou 'denial mode', Andrew Mitchell stated "I have done absolutely nothing wrong and behaved with total propriety. The allegations against me – same as those lying bastard Plod Squad goons and the Downing Street Plebgate scam - are a total distortion. MPs are allowed a couple of back-up jobs and my esteemed Chinese constituents have to wait their turn, same as the Sutton Coldfield plebs.'
Mitchell further claimed he was tipped off by his pals at MI5 that the meeting was a contrived Channel 4 media sting organised and funded by the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy boss, Jean-Claude Drunkard - to undermine Terry Maybot's leadership and the Tory Party government - triggering a political crisis and general election – with Vince Cable's Lib-Dums winning the day at the all-new Diebolt touch screen ballot boxes - then forming a Remainiac government coalition with Gina Miller's nouveaux Immigrant Scum Party – and jointly ditch the Brexit plans.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Saturday 20 January 2018
Carrilion: Where Incompetence Pays Dividends
In this week's 'Corporate Casino Roulette' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinking non-conformists, aspiring proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
The scramble to control the fallout of the Carillion collapse continues, as it emerges the firm's total financial obligations stand at a gob-smacking £5 billion nicker and the corporate cretins responsible for this Biblical scale fuck-up go into 'cover-yer arse' mode as the gutter press banner headlines report that yet another 'too big to fail' PFI outfit which outgrew its own boots has – er 'failed'.
Carrilion's company tentacles had, by design, squirmed and wriggled into all sectors of government – thanks to a total lack of (or deliberate avoidance of ) due diligence and prudent Parliamentary oversight - with a ridiculous excess of 200 public service entities signing some willy-nilly form of contract with the company during the last five year period.
Commenting on Carrilion's bankruptcy and looming liquidation - plus the stark reality of project closures and a possible 43,000 staff lay-offs globally – during an interview with the Ripoffs Gazette, the Official Receiver, Sir Jarvis Dingbatt OBE, opined that the funds squandered by the government on Carillion were preposterous – the type of sums banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money' – with their biggest customer, the Ministry of Defence, pouring £2.2 billion quid into Carillion's 'Black Hole' coffers since 2012.
"This more at scent than substance bail-out offer from the City's banks to firms left high and dry by Carillion's collapse amounts to a pathetic band aid solution – especially now I'm scrutinising the dodgy 'two-tier' accounting system and discover that, as far back as December, Carillion's head office tea lady quit when the petty cash fund was depleted to the extent there was no money to replenish the board room's tea bags, milk and biscuit stocks – and they received notice from the Zurich-based Bank of International Usury that their current account was £290 million quid overdrawn - and bills were pouring in from the 30,000 small scale contracting firms Carillion owed money to."
"Further, I have today informed Westminster mandarins that the Pension Protection Fund will be obliged to step in and provide compensation to 28,500 pension scheme members, with the total bill likely to be in the £920 million range."
(And that is utter bollocks. A pension fund should be Vestal Virgin intact – unless, alike the case of bloated, arch-vulgarian slug, Sir Philip Greed, it's virtue was three-hole violated, then criminally squandered on luxury yachts to the extent of some £300 million nicker.)
A corporate pension fund – if operated with prudence 'and' honesty by the management exec's and bean counters (some chance) would primarily be used to make mortgage loans to its members – and not finance hare-brained Ponzi schemes or invest in sub-prime / derivatives / loan swap fiscal suicide pacts with the likes of Michael Milken, Ivan Boesky or Bernie Maddog.
Sir Jarvis continued his caustic commentary: "I've had a problem with this for-profit privatised agency scourge since its inception back in Maggie Twatcher's day - specifically the 'Cartelism' aspects of PFIs – and the shady likes of Crapita – and the G4S and Serco Renta-Thug agencies - contracted to do the lazy-arsed government's work for it - and paying top dog execs mega-bucks salaries - just another bad idea in a long line of very bad ideas."
"Personally my view of this government culture of 'outsourcing' to Private Finance Initiative companies is one of corporate responsibility and corporate incompetence going hand in hand - and I'm of a mind that the chief executives who caused this mess should be thrown in one of Her Majesty's Carillion-run prisons."
"Unfortunately this isn't practical as Carrilion's unpaid staff have walked out and quit – with the Carillion-run jails now operating on an 'open doors' policy and the prisoners sent home as volunteer staff from the Samaritans and local Community Enforcement Officers have no funds to feed them."
As to Carillion executives who have done a tactical 'exit stage left' move and quit the company since it became 'insider-obvious' that the shit was going to hit the fan – and those still employed – are scandalously due to pick up all manner of self-devised Croesus-level golden handshake deals – including post-departure payments, iron-clad pension guarantees and mega-bucks 'performance bonuses'.
Bonus? Que? WTF? Who gets a bonus for fucking the company up and then doing a runner when they realise the company can't afford to buy a jar of coffee for the board room cappuccino machine.
Blundering chief executive Richard Howson was paid £55,000 a month basic salary – even though he quit last July after the first of two dire profit warnings and sneaked off to his private £1.2 million hidey hole farmhouse mansion near Skipton, North Yorks – yet was due to rake in a £660,000 salary and £28,000 in benefits until October 2018 as part of his sweetheart departure deal - despite Carillion’s insolvency collapse .
For the public record, Howson 'earned' (sic) £1.5 million quid in salary, bonuses and pension payments in 2016 alone - and raked in more than £6 million in pay and perks during his five years at the firm.
Former chief bean counter Zafar Khan, who skipped the portended Carillion disaster last September, was due to receive £425,000 in base salary for 12 months.
Finance director Richard 'Dick' Adam, who retired in December 2016 after nine years at Carillion, received £1.1 million nicker in salary and bonuses for 2016 – and has earned £6.6 million in pay, bonuses and pension rewards since 2009.
(No shit, how much would the bonuses have been if the company had cut a profit and didn't go bankrupt on their watch?)
Interim chief executive Keith Cochrane is due to be paid his £750,000 salary until July, despite leaving the star-crossed company in February.
The Carillion chairman, Philip Green – (not another bungling Philip Greed – in the footsteps of namesake boss of Brokeshop, Topman, Wallis & Gromit, Good 'Evans, Gone fer a Burton, Miss Selfish, Dorothy Porkins, and Shitfit?) - has collected more than £500,000 in payments for his 'once a week' appearances since taking over in 2014.
Green, whose 28,500 Carillion pension fund members face hits to their retirement incomes in the wake of the company’s collapse and bankruptcy, was found to be in 'breach of trust' by the Pensions Ombudsman after a company he headed 25 years ago also went tits up.
The breach of trust and maladministration finding against Green back in 1994 came following a whistle-blowing exposure that he and two fellow trustees allowed pension scheme money to be used to buy a luxury flat from a close colleague at an inflated price.
Welcome to the 'Top Rung' corporate ladder version of the great Ripoffs Anonymous graft & corruption game.
And as this shower of shits have deliberately devised these guaranteed cover yer ass payments ready for the company going tits up - so too will other former chiefs and exec's continue to pocket wages for months to come – as ordinary common herd staff and outside contractors face being dumped with next to fuck all – if they're lucky.
Littler wonder at the mounting fury viz the fact executives at the construction giant, also involved in the HS2 rail line fubar, were paid so much, despite being perfectly aware they were in big time financial troubles – yet were still handed – and imprudently accepted - additional government contracts.
Carillion hurtled towards collapse, putting 20,000 jobs at risk, while the fat cat bosses ¬continued to line their pockets with the barrow-loads of public purse cash supplied by their Tory Nasty Party cronies. A classic case of rewards for failure – with taxpayers’ funds siphoned off into private boardrooms – and the top dog Carillion exec's feasted at the fiscal trough while their workforce were denied meaningful pay raises and forced to live a hand to mouth existence.
Thus once again the taxpayer is left to pick up the bill for another failed PFI company in a bid to rescue the public services it had contracts with - such as schools, prisons and hospitals.
Yes, hospitals. Carillion Care Trust's 11,500 in-patient hospital beds – and a further 50,000 hospital trolleys and sleeping bags for patients doomed to doss in the hospital corridors – and zero funds to pay doctors and nurses – or buy aspirin. We can thank the smarmy National Ill-Health Service minister, Jeremy Kunt, for this one.
Meanwhile, some fucker or their dog involved with the Insolvency Service investigation, still possessed with a couple of ounces of common sense regarding the health (and wealth) of the taxpayers' public purse, has made a command responsibility 'decision' to block bonus payments to Carillion directors.
These include all manner of executive scam golden handshake 'severance payments' to former bosses - as well as salaries due to current directors after the date of liquidation. Ouch – we bet that one's gonna hurt.
Thought for the day.
The $64,000 dollar question – at the end of the day, who the fuck is to blame for Carrilion's collapse?
Transport Secretary Chris Grayling’s decision to terminate the East Coast rail contract is viewed as the worst abuse of public funds since the last 'worse abuse' case - and accelerated the demise of the Carillion construction giant.
Political fallout from squandering hundreds of millions of taxpayer’s cash to end the contract with Virgin Trains East Coast and Stagecoach forced Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government's hand to pull the plug on their plans to keep Carillion afloat.
Mind you, anything and everything this wanker Graything – (the same prick who, as Justice Secretary, banned books in prisons) - has ever touched turns to shit.
Richard Howson - the disgraced CEO of Carillion - the firm handed millions in contracts by the Tories which went into nose dive liquidation this week leaving thousands of employees and small businesses facing bankruptcy and unemployment - is now director of Wood Group – the engineering and technical services company in charge of inspections at Hinkley Point C nuclear power station.
Oh my – another Chernobyl or Fuckupshima Mk2 in the making?
In July last year, Howson, the incompetent former Group Chief Executive of Carillion responsible for the bankruptcy debacle – stood down and disappeared on the same day the company’s disastrous finances were revealed - but only after awarding himself £1.5 million in pay and tens of £££ thousands in bonuses and perks - leaving the firm with an initial £800 million pension deficit and debts of £1.4 billion.
Hmmm, Socrates was coerced into drinking hemlock for his sins - and Japanese corporate transgressors commit ritual seppuku. What if?
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The scramble to control the fallout of the Carillion collapse continues, as it emerges the firm's total financial obligations stand at a gob-smacking £5 billion nicker and the corporate cretins responsible for this Biblical scale fuck-up go into 'cover-yer arse' mode as the gutter press banner headlines report that yet another 'too big to fail' PFI outfit which outgrew its own boots has – er 'failed'.
Carrilion's company tentacles had, by design, squirmed and wriggled into all sectors of government – thanks to a total lack of (or deliberate avoidance of ) due diligence and prudent Parliamentary oversight - with a ridiculous excess of 200 public service entities signing some willy-nilly form of contract with the company during the last five year period.
Commenting on Carrilion's bankruptcy and looming liquidation - plus the stark reality of project closures and a possible 43,000 staff lay-offs globally – during an interview with the Ripoffs Gazette, the Official Receiver, Sir Jarvis Dingbatt OBE, opined that the funds squandered by the government on Carillion were preposterous – the type of sums banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money' – with their biggest customer, the Ministry of Defence, pouring £2.2 billion quid into Carillion's 'Black Hole' coffers since 2012.
"This more at scent than substance bail-out offer from the City's banks to firms left high and dry by Carillion's collapse amounts to a pathetic band aid solution – especially now I'm scrutinising the dodgy 'two-tier' accounting system and discover that, as far back as December, Carillion's head office tea lady quit when the petty cash fund was depleted to the extent there was no money to replenish the board room's tea bags, milk and biscuit stocks – and they received notice from the Zurich-based Bank of International Usury that their current account was £290 million quid overdrawn - and bills were pouring in from the 30,000 small scale contracting firms Carillion owed money to."
"Further, I have today informed Westminster mandarins that the Pension Protection Fund will be obliged to step in and provide compensation to 28,500 pension scheme members, with the total bill likely to be in the £920 million range."
(And that is utter bollocks. A pension fund should be Vestal Virgin intact – unless, alike the case of bloated, arch-vulgarian slug, Sir Philip Greed, it's virtue was three-hole violated, then criminally squandered on luxury yachts to the extent of some £300 million nicker.)
A corporate pension fund – if operated with prudence 'and' honesty by the management exec's and bean counters (some chance) would primarily be used to make mortgage loans to its members – and not finance hare-brained Ponzi schemes or invest in sub-prime / derivatives / loan swap fiscal suicide pacts with the likes of Michael Milken, Ivan Boesky or Bernie Maddog.
Sir Jarvis continued his caustic commentary: "I've had a problem with this for-profit privatised agency scourge since its inception back in Maggie Twatcher's day - specifically the 'Cartelism' aspects of PFIs – and the shady likes of Crapita – and the G4S and Serco Renta-Thug agencies - contracted to do the lazy-arsed government's work for it - and paying top dog execs mega-bucks salaries - just another bad idea in a long line of very bad ideas."
"Personally my view of this government culture of 'outsourcing' to Private Finance Initiative companies is one of corporate responsibility and corporate incompetence going hand in hand - and I'm of a mind that the chief executives who caused this mess should be thrown in one of Her Majesty's Carillion-run prisons."
"Unfortunately this isn't practical as Carrilion's unpaid staff have walked out and quit – with the Carillion-run jails now operating on an 'open doors' policy and the prisoners sent home as volunteer staff from the Samaritans and local Community Enforcement Officers have no funds to feed them."
As to Carillion executives who have done a tactical 'exit stage left' move and quit the company since it became 'insider-obvious' that the shit was going to hit the fan – and those still employed – are scandalously due to pick up all manner of self-devised Croesus-level golden handshake deals – including post-departure payments, iron-clad pension guarantees and mega-bucks 'performance bonuses'.
Bonus? Que? WTF? Who gets a bonus for fucking the company up and then doing a runner when they realise the company can't afford to buy a jar of coffee for the board room cappuccino machine.
Blundering chief executive Richard Howson was paid £55,000 a month basic salary – even though he quit last July after the first of two dire profit warnings and sneaked off to his private £1.2 million hidey hole farmhouse mansion near Skipton, North Yorks – yet was due to rake in a £660,000 salary and £28,000 in benefits until October 2018 as part of his sweetheart departure deal - despite Carillion’s insolvency collapse .
For the public record, Howson 'earned' (sic) £1.5 million quid in salary, bonuses and pension payments in 2016 alone - and raked in more than £6 million in pay and perks during his five years at the firm.
Former chief bean counter Zafar Khan, who skipped the portended Carillion disaster last September, was due to receive £425,000 in base salary for 12 months.
Finance director Richard 'Dick' Adam, who retired in December 2016 after nine years at Carillion, received £1.1 million nicker in salary and bonuses for 2016 – and has earned £6.6 million in pay, bonuses and pension rewards since 2009.
(No shit, how much would the bonuses have been if the company had cut a profit and didn't go bankrupt on their watch?)
Interim chief executive Keith Cochrane is due to be paid his £750,000 salary until July, despite leaving the star-crossed company in February.
The Carillion chairman, Philip Green – (not another bungling Philip Greed – in the footsteps of namesake boss of Brokeshop, Topman, Wallis & Gromit, Good 'Evans, Gone fer a Burton, Miss Selfish, Dorothy Porkins, and Shitfit?) - has collected more than £500,000 in payments for his 'once a week' appearances since taking over in 2014.
Green, whose 28,500 Carillion pension fund members face hits to their retirement incomes in the wake of the company’s collapse and bankruptcy, was found to be in 'breach of trust' by the Pensions Ombudsman after a company he headed 25 years ago also went tits up.
The breach of trust and maladministration finding against Green back in 1994 came following a whistle-blowing exposure that he and two fellow trustees allowed pension scheme money to be used to buy a luxury flat from a close colleague at an inflated price.
Welcome to the 'Top Rung' corporate ladder version of the great Ripoffs Anonymous graft & corruption game.
And as this shower of shits have deliberately devised these guaranteed cover yer ass payments ready for the company going tits up - so too will other former chiefs and exec's continue to pocket wages for months to come – as ordinary common herd staff and outside contractors face being dumped with next to fuck all – if they're lucky.
Littler wonder at the mounting fury viz the fact executives at the construction giant, also involved in the HS2 rail line fubar, were paid so much, despite being perfectly aware they were in big time financial troubles – yet were still handed – and imprudently accepted - additional government contracts.
Carillion hurtled towards collapse, putting 20,000 jobs at risk, while the fat cat bosses ¬continued to line their pockets with the barrow-loads of public purse cash supplied by their Tory Nasty Party cronies. A classic case of rewards for failure – with taxpayers’ funds siphoned off into private boardrooms – and the top dog Carillion exec's feasted at the fiscal trough while their workforce were denied meaningful pay raises and forced to live a hand to mouth existence.
Thus once again the taxpayer is left to pick up the bill for another failed PFI company in a bid to rescue the public services it had contracts with - such as schools, prisons and hospitals.
Yes, hospitals. Carillion Care Trust's 11,500 in-patient hospital beds – and a further 50,000 hospital trolleys and sleeping bags for patients doomed to doss in the hospital corridors – and zero funds to pay doctors and nurses – or buy aspirin. We can thank the smarmy National Ill-Health Service minister, Jeremy Kunt, for this one.
Meanwhile, some fucker or their dog involved with the Insolvency Service investigation, still possessed with a couple of ounces of common sense regarding the health (and wealth) of the taxpayers' public purse, has made a command responsibility 'decision' to block bonus payments to Carillion directors.
These include all manner of executive scam golden handshake 'severance payments' to former bosses - as well as salaries due to current directors after the date of liquidation. Ouch – we bet that one's gonna hurt.
Thought for the day.
The $64,000 dollar question – at the end of the day, who the fuck is to blame for Carrilion's collapse?
Transport Secretary Chris Grayling’s decision to terminate the East Coast rail contract is viewed as the worst abuse of public funds since the last 'worse abuse' case - and accelerated the demise of the Carillion construction giant.
Political fallout from squandering hundreds of millions of taxpayer’s cash to end the contract with Virgin Trains East Coast and Stagecoach forced Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government's hand to pull the plug on their plans to keep Carillion afloat.
Mind you, anything and everything this wanker Graything – (the same prick who, as Justice Secretary, banned books in prisons) - has ever touched turns to shit.
Richard Howson - the disgraced CEO of Carillion - the firm handed millions in contracts by the Tories which went into nose dive liquidation this week leaving thousands of employees and small businesses facing bankruptcy and unemployment - is now director of Wood Group – the engineering and technical services company in charge of inspections at Hinkley Point C nuclear power station.
Oh my – another Chernobyl or Fuckupshima Mk2 in the making?
In July last year, Howson, the incompetent former Group Chief Executive of Carillion responsible for the bankruptcy debacle – stood down and disappeared on the same day the company’s disastrous finances were revealed - but only after awarding himself £1.5 million in pay and tens of £££ thousands in bonuses and perks - leaving the firm with an initial £800 million pension deficit and debts of £1.4 billion.
Hmmm, Socrates was coerced into drinking hemlock for his sins - and Japanese corporate transgressors commit ritual seppuku. What if?
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