In the Footsteps of Kermit the Frog?

Our 2018 New Year 'Spontaneous Uprising / Designer Revolutions' expose counter-culture edition delivers readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our cross-dressing deep mole media correspondent, Achzib O’chel Batachat, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a corner table at Mossad's Shlomo Matso Bakery & Kosher Kafe covert HQ in downtown Tehran for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

The gospel according to loose lips boastacious gossip from the Great Satan's Sec' of State, T. Rex Tillerson, confided to his blabbermouth transgender Thai massage 'girl' Fellattia McGamm, the Neo-Con Zionist infested White House are set to launch a repeat performance of Kermit 'Froggy' Roosevelt's 1953 CIA-funded Operation Ajax regime change plot – one pulled one off with dizzying, narcotic doses of caffeine-boosted black propaganda and mega-bucks bribes – to usurp the democratically-elected, oil resource-nationalising regime of President Mohammad Mossadegh and return autocratic power to the Crown Prince of Graft n Corruption, Shah Reza Pallaver, to rule in true and practiced despotic fashion from Persia's dynastic Peasoup Throne.

To wit, by the look of the smoke n mirrors socio-political shit taking off across suburban Iran – an externally-triggered national uprising straight out of the US-Israeli Neo-Con's 'Malice in Wonderland' playbook - there might just be a modicum of truth to the mass media news reports – and General Wesley Clark's whistle-blowing revelations - that a series nasty Deep State NeoCon black propaganda / false flag terror attack initiated wars of aggression were on the books – (favourable regime change in seven Islamic nation states over a five year period) – following Israel's 'stab in the back' false flag assaults on the continental United States on 9/11.

Well, while things are running a wee bit behind the 'five year' schedule – and not quite with the success rate predicted – there again, like the t-shirt says - shit happens.

Though we must admit, the black propaganda and agent provocateur instigated rabble-rousing protests have been hotting up recently – with US President Chump flooding the Twatter airwaves with damning posts directed at Iran's ruling hierarchy – and a Merry Christmas wishes tweet stating for the public record that 'oppressive regimes cannot endure forever'.

Oh yes, that was Donald Chimp's warning message aimed at Tehran's rock n roller Ayatollahs - that the world is watching – as Washington backs the black op's agitators' demands for a 'Western-friendly (read 'compliant') regime change.

What hypocrisy. Oppressive regimes indeed. The Orange Chump needs to look at the post 9/11 Patriot Act state of the good ole US of A. And what a pseudo-fascist, fast, cheap n out of control mess of pottage it has evolved into.
A panopticon surveillance martial law monster run by Homeland Insecurity and the crotch-groping TSA – not forgetting the armed to the fucking teeth Federal Emergency Military Administration (no, not the Federal Emergency Management Authority) - and then take an even longer look at their perennially-sponsored rogue racist ZioNazi state of Israel – the Mother of all Oppressive Regimes.

Mind you, Broken Britain's taxpayer-funded Zionist stooge BBC (Biased Broadcasting Corp) is as guilty of equal measures of criminal intent hypocrisy when they report on the alleged 'Iran protests' with the sub-header that the Tehran regime threaten to respond with an 'Iron Fist' if further unrest and protests continue.

Yet so typical of the Beeb, never any mention of the 'Iron Fist' crackdowns on Palestinian protesters by the racist Israeli regime's IDF pyscho thugs when the former stage a bit of a demo' over Donald Chump declaring that al Quds is rightfully the delinquent apartheid state's national capital.

But that's the mass media for you – alike politicians, the mainstream gutter press – and BBC especially - tend to abhor facts, unsurprisingly, as they have a bad habit of undermining the 'official line' arguments – and the credibility of a good story.

Que? WFT are the nasty ZioNazi Neo-Cons attempting now? When will these turkeys ever learn with their ill-fated socio-political / military aggression manipulation of foreign states and desired (Rothshite bankster / Israel-compliant) regime changes?

It would be a prudent move for the stooge / shill likes of James 'Mad Dawg' Mattis - an IQ-deficient Morlock - and HR McMaster – aka the NeoCon Kid – and their Deep State Military-Industrial-Bankster masters - to become cognisant of their limitations and not be – once again – impaled on their own skewed ambition – as per Syria (with the Russian counter-weight brought into play).

They never won fuck all with the 1950's Korean conflict nor Vietnam (Peace with Honour bullshit – their drugged-up apathetic asses kicked by slants n gooks – lol's) – and a slew more too numerous to mention.
Then we had Afghanistan via 9/11 false flag to grab the opium crops / Iraq via false flag weapons of mass distraction (= pack of lies). Gaddafi n Libya (oil again) by proxy Ayrab Spring stealth. Syria – another heap big flop. And back-stabbing the Palestinians since fuck knows when.

Now they wanna have a go at Iran? Some Neo-Con fucker and their dog have been reading too many Tom Clancy 'We Always Win' fantasy novels.

Forget all about stationary orbit hi-res' satellite precision targeting. The first obstacle to this planned Mid-East / Persian Gulf military campaign is the eventual land invasion terrain any invading infantry will have to cope with once the missile attacks and saturation bombing campaigns are done with.

And here we refer to the Iranian Islamic fatalist mindset and nihilistic resilience these gung-ho Yanks must overcome in street to street combat scenarios when they hit the Persian Gulf shorelines – or a joint mass invasion force of GI troops and ISIS mujahideen fighters come in over the Afghan border.

One pauses to ponder if the Pentagon think tank wankers have failed to contemplate the fact Russia, China, India – and New Year 2018's latest pick n mix 'enemy of the week' – the Islamic state of Pakistan – along with a host of others – are sick to the back teeth of US / Israeli / KSA neo-colonial / military aggression expansionist scams – with the former all part of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation – who simply ain't gonna see Iran go under – as they might just be next on the list for a spot of democratic regime change.

Following a covert meeting between US Vice-Pres' Mike Pence with Afghan President Ashraf Ghani and Chief Executive Abdullah bin Abdullah at the presidential palace in Kabul in mid-December - to okay the move - (for fuck's sake, they've got their hands full with the home-grown Taliban terror gang - now they've got ISIS too) - the good ole redneck US military and their private contractors have been air lifting hordes of unwashed ISIS Jolly Jihadist terrorists from Iraq and northern Syria to Afghanistan.

They have now assembled a 'ten thousand' headcount legion of the crazy twats – all holed up along the Western border with Iran – staged at the backwater shitholes of Ghorian and Khosan – from where ISIS infiltrating agitators kick started the protests last Thursday in north-eastern Mashad, Iran's second most-populous city (located on the Afghan border) and have since, by conspiratorial design, spread to Kermanshah, Rasht, Isfahan, Qom – and Tehran.

Hmmm, one ponders if this Arab Spring 'season of unrest' will work with the same rabid 'spontaneous' intensity on the non-Arab Iranian Farsi-speaking population as it did across the Islamic 'Arab' states of North Africa?
Yet the wicked West will try any dirty fucking trick to undermine Iranian military support for Syria's Assad and Yemen's Houthi rebels.

The ZioNazi-dominated Western mass media black propaganda machine has been burning the midnight oils for months, promoting a regime change narrative – employing unbridled hypocrisy to manifest a deep and desperate cry against an unjust and repressive clerical rule political system.
Do the Iranian common herd want a return to autocratic monarchical rule (and the accompanying Western style 'democracy) – or a religious red shift from the current Shi'ite version of Islam and adopt the Sunni n Cher brand - or the barbaric kingdom of Saudi Arabia's hardcore fundamental Wahhabist codswallop?

Regardless, revolution is in the air – and if that doesn't work, then according to Hiram T Pickledpigg III - spokesman for the Geneva-based Higgs-Boson Institute for Advanced Guessology – the Pentagon's Joint Chiefs Chairman, 5-star General Billy Bob Warmonger – is ready n waiting to put Alternative Two / Plan B into play - sustained military attacks and a land invasion by foreign infidel troops.

The mind boggles at the Zionist Deep State 'Evil Empire' / New World Order hierarchy's lack of common sense and logic – albeit, in all truth, these dog wankers are operating with the same degree of intellectual rigor as the Jews' self-promoting theory of racial and cultural superiority – with their blind-sided end game geo-political acquisition targets a recipe for eventual global stage disaster. An embryonic fuck up of Brogdingnagian proportions coming to the full term Apocalyptic stage of gestation.

The Yanks have a protracted and venal history of interfering in the socio-political affairs of other nations – like some malevolent nosy neighbour – since the collective land-grab genocides of the North American First Nations peoples - to the selective insanity days of William Walker - and on – to colonising the Philippines in 1898 - and the non-stop foreign wars of aggression that continue unabated to this present day.

All in the name of Manifest Destiny self interest - expedited under the guise of moral responsibility. Saving the natives from themselves – or their oppressors. Christianising. Bestowing the gift of Democracy. Bullshit.

It goes without saying that Iran and the clerical regime rulers have been enemy #1 for the United States and Israel since the Islamic Green Revolution and embassy hostage crisis of 1979.
The Yanks have never forgiven Khomeni's 1979 long overdue Islamic popular revolution that kicked out the Western ass-kissing despotic Pallaver regime – and saw the re-nationalisation of the oil industry – then regained strategic military control of the Persian Gulf's vital crude oil shipping sea lane Straits of Hormuz.

Though make no mistake, and regardless of shit advice from Flatbrokes – Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies - never back a horse that can't do the distance.

Regardless of Daesh terrorist incursions, bombardments of Israeli bunker busters, tactical nukes, HAARP-initiated devastating earthquakes or US orbital space platform launched weapons – kinetic energy inert tungsten projectiles (as per the venal US / Pentagon's not-so-secret Rod of God 'stealth attack' (sic) August 12th 2015 - on the Middle Kingdom's Tianjin port) – and all besides – General Sardar Bagheri's Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution are ready n waiting for any fucking thing that the Great Satan and Zionist Israel and can throw at them – with Maj Gen Qasem Soleimani – commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps elite Quds Force based in Lebanon and Syria – tasked with 'extraterritorial military and clandestine operations' – primed, locked n loaded to launch Iran's 'foreign shores counter-attack responses – which will prove to be a 'What the Fuck was That?' sharp shock 'Ka-fucking-Boom!' sub-nuclear surprise for Tel Aviv and Washington.

Thought for the day. Donald Trumpsky tweets that "the world is watching" how Iranian authorities respond to Western agents provocateur-agitated anti-government protests that have broken out in several cities.

President Chump should bear in mind that the eyes of a critical world are 'watching' the Great Satan – a shithole of graft and corruption become since 1776 - where the Deep State NeoCon Mil-Ind-Bankster Kosher Nostra rule – and not only is a war on civil liberties being waged but 'Black Lives' no longer matter.

Stop press / drop the dead donkey: MSM shit-stirring rumours propagated by the BBC are to be ignored – for the throngs of insult-hurling protesters on the streets of Tehran today 'were not' calling – in Farsi - for the release and repatriation of Iranian-born British housewife, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe – nor were they clamouring that the UK's class act bungling Foreign Secretary - and Nasty Party Prime Minister-in-waiting - Bonkers Boris Nonsense, should have his head shaved, be castrated, stoned, then set on fire - and his charred carcass hung off Tower Bridge for birds to peck at.

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