Parliament Requires Guy Fawkes Catharsis

Just when you had personally augured the head-shaking conclusion that the asinine, juvenile antics of the House of Conmans – and Upper House of Frauds – assembled ‘dignitaries’ (sic) could not become any more of a burlesque fiasco – and opined the same to your best non-binary, gender-fluid buddy over beer, skittles n crisps down at the local Transgender Bar – then things in Wicked Worstminster were pre-destined to go totally tits-up n ga-ga that same week – with that sanctimonious, self-righteous cunt of a gobshite Karen, Mangela ‘AirPods’ Rayner, miniskirt clad with crotchless knickers, and reportedly flashing her nasty ranga gash at Batshit Boris from a strategic Labour front bench ‘distraction locus’.

Worse still,  one as-yet ‘un-named’ Tory back bencher (Farmer Neil Parish - MP for Wankford-on-Sea) has been grassed up to the party whips by the pair of Tory contemporary female MPs who sat either side of him - for watching a mix of tractor ploughing matches 'and' hard core porno flicks on his smartphone during session – a moral, excommunication-rated sin - and only to be outdone by some shit-stirring Labour shadow cabinet apparatchik scumster attempting to seduce a fellow Welsh Labour MP – the split-arsed variety – confiding she was considered by a conclave of lascivious cross party male MPs to be a vote-winning head-turner, and the sexiest, most shaggable, ‘rising star’ member of the Labour crew – and the onanist hot topic focus of their collective inebriated and vulgar afternoon piss-up chats in the Strangers Bar – all of whom are apparently fantasising and laying wagers against their Parliamentary expense account credit viz who will be the first to bed her.

Rising star vote-winner, eh? Beddable? Shaggable? Well, those qualifications sort of narrows the identity of a likely candidate among Labour’s Welsh female MPs.

Tonia Antoniazzi, Ruth Jones, Anna McMorrin, Christina Rees, Jo Stevens, Jessica Morden, Nia Griffith, Alex Davies-Jones and / or Beth Winter.

https://members.parliament.uk/members/Commons?partyid=15&searchtext=region%3AWales

Go on, click on the Welsh Labour MP link above and use a discerning eye to sort the broomstick merchants from the erotically alluring – and select which of the nine listed – and pictured – female Welsh Labour MPs give you an insta-stiffy - if any at all.

Hmmm, be worth checking the phone records of House of Conmans MPs - see which of these twats has the Killing Kittens elitist sex part website number on speed dial.

As to MP Parish, his credibility-bending excuse is one of searching for a new tractor on Google and came across a Farmer's Delight website, and after logging on discovered, too late, it was devoted to zoophilia and sheep shagging.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/labour-frontbencher-branded-tory-mp-a-secret-weapon-because-men-want-to-sleep-with-her/283026

Labour Rehash ‘Let’s Get Corbyn’ Scam

Yep, the banner headline says it all: Labour rehash their manic ‘Let’s get Corbyn’ mantra, in a futile effort to make party leader Keir Stammerer look good. 

Ha! Some chance. The pig with lipstick axiom applies here - it might look pretty, but it's still a shit-lounging hog.

Parliamentary non-entity, Rachel ‘Piranha Fangs’ Reeves – a wannabe politico whose bureaucrat career ambition far surpasses her limited intellect - and claims to be Labour’s shadow chancellor-in-waiting – recently opined yet another of Labour’s stock n trade warped narratives to a gutter press hack from the Backstabbers Gazette - that she is chuffed to little mint balls that ex-party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, is no longer a member of the party, and thus can never be a Labour Crime Minister – as, while sporting a ‘Go, Keir, Go’ t-shirt, she attempted to trounce the swathes of valid criticism that Keir Stammerer - (aka Captain Hindsight) - is facing due his previous ensconced position in the former Labour leader’s shadow cabinet - overseeing the sycophantic ‘Nodding Dog’ portfolio.

Further to his undying ignominy, this factor being ‘double-damn’ coupled by political adversaries with his total incompetence regarding the current transgender bender sports controversy – (an ever-diminishing point of logic) - by refusing to Yea or Nay an opinion on testosterone-charged blokes taking part in women’s sports if they identify as a female of the species – and his equally unacceptable dissent to concur there is a definite and obvious biological (physical) difference between natural born males and females of the human species.

And that, folks, is Labour’s current backstabbing / slander strategy. Besmirch Jeremy Corbyn – an honest man – simply to make his flaccid n flabby Woke replacement, Keir Stammerer – (a tosser with an actual allergy to committing himself to any opinion that might touch on any politically correct / Woke issue deemed ‘controversial’) - appear a stellar prospect to govern Broken Britain.

Conversely, apart from Labour’s obvious political shambles handicap – their major stumbling block impediment being a septic selection of cancer of the personality individuals comprising the leadership posts and front bench, and thus the entire shadow cabinet component of the party - the Catch-22 complication with winning a general election lies in their Tony Bliar / Gordon ‘Incapability’ Broon / ‘War Party’ leadershit history of dirty deceits – the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq – all expedited and justified viz the staged 9/11 deceit – and the murder of Iraqi ‘weapons of mass distraction’ scam whistle-blower, Dr David Kelly, okayed by Downing Street.

There again, Labour’s woes run even deeper than that – especially so with critical thinking voters, even the hard core Leftie sector – for apart from their war crimes record under Tony Bliar’s leadershit aegis - is their arse-kissing Labour Friends of Israel Club – (with Razor-Jaws Reeves being a devoted cheerleader for Zionist / IDF abuse of all things Palestinian) - and hoofing Corbyn out on grounds of anti-Semitism - all at the demand of Jewish Council funding / political sponsorshits.

Point: For the thick cunts who don’t understand WTF a Semite / Semitism is – and swallow piecemeal the Zionist Sabbatean death cult version - Corbyn was not / is not an anti-Semite, nor is he anti-Jewish (which has fuck all connection to anti-Semitism – a Zionist propaganda creation) – and for the record, perhaps not anti-Israeli – as long as the political end game is not based on the theft of another people’s sovereign state lands.

Here is Corbyn’s dreadful crime – he supports Palestine and their right to self-determination – and protested, from his Labour leadership political platform – (that was) - Israel’s perpetual land theft encroachments and illegal settlements, the military occupation of the Palestinian West Bank – and the privations of the Gaza Strip littoral – besieged behind Israel’s Great Apartheid Wall and used for target practice by Israel’s air force.

Hence Corby’s righteous socio-political conscience stance on those issues – the human rights abuses and repeated war crimes by the IDF - along with the media-circulated damning criticism and exposure – manifest as political issues the British-based Balfour Declaration-hugging Zionist Israeli lobbyists cannot abide.

For it is a long-established fact that power and control have always been sought by psychopaths and IQ-deficient morons – of which the Zionist lobby and Labour Party jointly possess a surplus abundance.

Albeit, that is the Labour party of today – comprised of political wannabe / fascist non-entity control freaks - sticking their jackboot on the vital, pulsing artery of societal free speech – specifically any and all things that condemn the human rights abuses and war crimes of their Zionist Israeli party funding sources.

They make great industry of broadcasting disparaging comments aimed at their House of Conmans contemporaries, specifically the Tory set - yet are silent, stitch-lipped mutes – akin some fishwife skanger fitted with a scold’s bridle - with regard to their personal excesses and failings.

For the Labour Party to be acceptable as a ruling socio-political machine to govern Food Bank Britain, they need to hoof ‘Sir Keir’ out for starters and appoint a leader with some modicum of credibility – and ‘not’ the batshit Angela ‘Flasher’ Rayner either - and any critical, honest, and discerning eye would be hard pressed to point to Labour’s House of Conmans front bench and declare ‘Him’ or ‘Her’ as leadertshit material.

To wit, Labour and Stammerer have little chance of ever winning another election based on their current merits – regardless of the fact the intellectually-stunted pseudo-hack, Benjamin 'Dingbat' Butthole, broadcasts his undying affinity for Kier Hardy’s leftie opus.

On second thoughts, ‘tis a pity the manic cancel culture camp doesn’t cancel Labour and put them out of their obvious – and well deserved - ‘loser status’ misery.

Ergo, so much for Stammering Starmer – blighted by a short memory factor wrapped in a blanket of hypocrisy. This was the guy who failed to prosecute celebrity catamite procurer, Jimmy Savile, for elite cabal paedo pimping, child sex abuse - and acts of necrophilia in hospital mortuaries – while he held the post of Labour’s Director of Pubic Prosecutions, overseeing the Crown Prosecution Service – and the pathetic excuse he was unaware of Savile’s crimes is simply another damning fact the incompetent twat wasn’t doing his job.

The truth of the matter is this: Stammerer was blatantly aware that fellow Freemason, Savile, acted as the By Appointment, Royal Paedo Pimp, and was on personal kiddie fiddling / child sex abuse terms with Prince Dobby - and the entire Nonceland Magic Circle ‘Balmoral Bum Boys’ sodomite club.

Stop press: The Green Party MP Caroline Lucas is set to name n shame the fifty-six cross-party MPs who are under investigation for sexual misconduct.

Question: Is Angela ‘Flasher’ Rayner on the Lucas hit list?

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/caroline-lucas-highlights-all-mps-under-investigation-for-sexual-harassment/282122

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Food Bank Britain Trials Social Credit

Welcome to the first ‘taster session’ of Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF ‘Great Reset’, as Third World Welsh Wales - and the city council of Yorkshire's Horrible Hull - prepare to launch and trial a universal basic income / social credit score system, dubbed ‘the smart wallet’ – based on the ‘good, obedient citizen’ model imposed on every fucker and their dog in the People’s Utopia of China.

On a par with the dystopian Middle Kingdom’s ‘Beijing Rules’, participants will receive “digital points” for ‘virtuous behaviour’ like recycling waste and agreeing with every fucking thing the ‘We Know Best’ government says and does – such as applauding Covid lockdowns, bequeathing your internal organs to the NHS, ignoring the inconveniences of supply chain failures – and never criticising the Powers That Be for their disregard of social distancing and lockdown regulations - when the ‘Let’s Party’ mood is on them.

Compliant sheeple will earn further brownie point credits for their digital wallet if they recycle, and cop for further ‘rewards’ if they use public transport and monitor their water and energy consumption – by showering once a week and eating cold meals – while the threat of ‘bad behaviour’ sanctions hangs over the Bolshie sectors of society like a Damoclean blade if they fail to obey ‘the rules’.

No shit Sherlock. How to breed a nation of lazy cunts. Universal Basic Income. £1,600 per month for doing fuck all. Who the fuck thought this one up – the Good Fairy – on drugs?

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Flasher Scandal Hits Labour Front Bench

House of Conmans cross party MPs claim Labour’s deputy leader, the profligate Mangela ‘AirPods’ Rayner, likes to ‘enchant’ - (more at ‘distract and confuse’) - the Tory Nasty Party Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, by repeatedly crossing and uncrossing her mini-skirted legs at PMQs – and mesmerise Boris into gorping at her 'in dishabille' ginger-mingin snatch - thus totally losing his concentration thread at the dispatch box as she further teases him with ‘Eat Me’ sign language messages.

The intellectually stunted Rayner – known around Stockport as 'Old Duckface' - and ‘a bit of a thick, promiscuous scrubber’ - who left school at 16 to have babies and work in old folk’s homes - in no way comes close to competing with Boris’s Oxford Union debating record, but attempts to compensate by employing a manipulative trick she picked up from watching prime murder slutspect, Sharon Slutt in the iconic 1992 Basic Skanger movie: flashing her knickerless gash to distract Michael Douglas’ ‘Nick the Dick’ detective character from his interrogation focus.

Granny Rayner, Labour’s MP for the ‘somewhere Grim up North’ conshituency, also holds the posts of the party’s Deputy Fuhrer ‘and’ Shadow Minister for Indecent Exposure – and has now elevated her political position from one of former care worker and gobshite union rep’ to the post of Stammerer’s pit bull – making no secret of her blatant disdain for Parliament’s privileged elitist members – aka ‘Conservative scum’ - such as Old Etonian and Bullingdon Vandals Club member, Bonkers Boris Nonsense.

Michael ‘Pob’ Gove, Minister for Level Playing Fields, also caught sight of Rayner’s purposely exposed 'gash flash' genital zone and at first glance believed it was one of her concealed ‘red panic buttons’ - until it winked back at him.

Conversely rumours now abound and run out of control, stretching the parameters of credibility, that Rayner was not flashing her ranga gash at Tory MPs on the opposite benches but was wearing a nine-inch strap-on dildo, to tempt Boris with a ‘sodomite’s delight’ pegging session.

There again, Jacob Rees-Moggy, Minister for Anachronisms, claims he too caught sight of Rayner’s ‘thighs spread wide’ act, and through his magnifying bifocals it appears she’s on a par with ex-US Worst Lady, Michelle ‘Mike’ Obama – a closet case tranny, equipped with cock and balls.

Asked for his personal take on the ‘flashing’ accusation, Labour leader Keir Stammerer deferred from comment as, per his recent non-opinion on the transgender brouhaha, he is uncertain what the female of the human species has between their legs – a snatch, or a dick and a pair of nuts – or both.

Really, who the fuck is going to get turned on by Granny Rayner flashing that hirsute russet growler from the Opposition benches? 

To wit, fuck the haughty Rayner’s denials – this nauseating, boastacious bitch is no wilting flower, but a foul-mouthed harridan, who publicly brands her Tory opponents ‘scum of the Earth’.

Speculation aside, WTF is the betting the arrogant Rayner’s derogatory ‘AirPods’ spendthrift sobriquet is replaced with the equally-unflattering ‘Flasher’.

Oh well, whether the Rayner flashing incident is simply more wild gossip, or based on a foundation of verisimilitude, Boris is fortunate it was the rabid Rayner flashing her exposed, hirsute snatch – and not that notorious Labour land whale, Dianne Abbot, attempting to distract his despatch box focus in like fashion.

Stop press: Sir Aldous Driftwood, Tory MP for Somerset’s Old Scrotum constituency, has been suspended from the House of Conmans floor by the party’s Chief Whip and is under investigation for ‘conduct unbecoming’ after being caught sharing photos of Mangela Rayner’s bared ginger genitalia with fellow members in Parliament’s Strangers Bar. Apparently the ‘legs akimbo’ photos were snapped remotely by a covert ‘voyeur’ camera, concealed under the despatch box central table.

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French Election: Macron - Lipstick on a Pig

So, for all his he-man faux-macho brouhaha – open shirt and hairy chest back-combed and sprayed with gel – plus a staged ‘street fight’ public boxing shindig with a six foot-odd Zulu for the benefit of the media cameras – Macron still loses out to Marine Le Pen on ‘popularity points’ when she wafts her skirt up on the campaign trail stage – and the cheering crowd of far right supporters catch a glimpse of her knickerless genitalia – a seven inch testosterone-fuelled erect cock - and a whopping pair of hairy bollocks.

Macron vs Le Pen (hence the male ‘Le’ prefix to Le Pen).

Go, Marine, go!

Resign Now! (say Short Memory Scrotes)

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Hypocrisy-Ridden Political Ass' nasty news roundup, we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Sleazy Westminster Scrotes' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Sanctimonious Scumsters' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The outcome of the Operation Fuckwit investigation has resulted in the sex perv'-infested Met’ Plod Squad slapping the Tory Nasty Party leader / Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, and a clutch of his cabinet cronies – ‘and’ uncivil servant hangers-on, with fixed penalty fines for their various Downing St ‘Let’s Party’ extravaganza’s that purportedly breached Covid-1984 lockdown regulations – with the Labour Party’s excuse for a leader, notorious apex predator and celebrity paedophile protector, Keir Stammerer, jumping on the bandwagon and calling for the ‘all-sides beleaguered’ Boris to resign.

Alas, the truth of the matter being, where this self-delusional / sore loser Stammerer’s concerned, is the fact he’s a class act twat who shall never be Crime Minister – and is totally pissed off n bent outa shape cos no fucker invited his pariah ass to any illegal lockdown ‘bring a bottle’ parties.

Okay, while Stammerer fantasises of a post-Covid general election being called and Labour winning the majority vote – and himself installed in 10, Downing Street – (but, as the DPP who failed to prosecute Royal Pimp n celebrity kiddie fiddler, Jimmy Savile – and a tosser who’s head is so far up the Woke / transgender camp’s arse (literally) that he will not even attempt to describe the physical difference between a biological man and a biological woman - or admit his troll of a ginger-mingin deputy, 'Mangie Angie' Rayner, has a bigger dick than he does) - shall remain his personal wet dream.

Ergo, Boris’ lurking career threat does not lie with Labour, but his own Tory Nasty party slack-bench MP’s long knives, sharpened n ready for an ‘Et tu, Brutus’ back-stabbing session – the non-entity, wannabe wankers who think they might have a chance at the party’s top job.

The piranha-fanged Nick ‘the Dick’ Gibb, bottle blonde broomstick merchant, Lizzie Truss, Sgt. Major Toby Jug Ellwood, Nigel ‘Candy Crush’ Mills - the incumbent Tory MP for Amber Heard; Silly Willy’ Wragg, St David Davies, Creepy Caroline ‘Nutty’ Noakes, Timbo ‘Lazy’ Loughton, Aaron ‘Backstabber’ Bell, Putrid Peter Aldous, the limp-wristed Andy Pandy Bridgen, Roger ‘the Dodger’ Gale, Dirty Douglas Ross, grotty Gary Streeter, Bony-Tony Mangnall, and not forgetting that turncoat cunt Chrissy Wankford who defected to Labour.

Then we have Scotland’s Nonce Protectors party leader, and worst minister, Knickerless 'Hypocrite' Sturgeon – maskless n laughing it up in a barber's shop - and then publicly calling for Boris’ head on a platter - along with a host of like-minded useless political rat wankers – Welsh Wales' sheep shagging Marky-Mark Drakeford, the Lib-Dum Neverland party’s diminutive Ed ‘the Midget’ Davey, Labour’s tanning parlour addict, Scabby Lammy – along with the Mayor of London Sad Dick Khan - and Uncle Tom Cobley & all.

Conversely, this sanctimonious gaggle of useless, overpaid cunts, the entire House of Conmans – and the Upper House of Frauds - are infested with a shower of parasitic vermin shites – and even the act of kicking Boris out solves fuck all, cos this abuse of office n privilege is a Worstminster cult thing and they’re all as bad as the other – whether lockdown partying, fiddling expenses, or kiddie fiddling paedo party time at Dolphin Square – or the Elm Guest House, with closet case Cliff n the Shadows providing live music.

Okay, let’s drop the bullshit speculation for 5 and bring a modicum of adult think / common sense to bear on the issue of Bonkers Boris resigning – which he won’t – or being forced out by his treacherous Tory party minions – which ain’t gonna happen.

Either option – Boris stays, or Boris goes – the current galloping inflation predicament is global and Boris ain’t gonna fix it – nor is Keir Stammerer – nor are any of Broken Britain’s other political party apparatchiks. Nor is an end to the Ukraine conflict.

Albeit some sharp-eyed fucker double-tapping Satan Klaus Schlob and Georgy Porgy Soros - and the rest of their Great Reset / New World Order cabal - will be a step in the right direction to resolving the troubles of this world.

But let’s close with a final look at the hypocrisy involved in this pathetic Boris Resign / Lockdown Partygate brouhaha.

Tories unfit to rule, says Stammerer – and neither are Labour – as Boris hasn’t dragged Broken Britain into any illegal Mid-Eastern wars of aggression – as did Tony Bliar and his criminally crooked cabinet. Ha,

But when it comes down to brass-necked hubris then disgraced Claudia ‘Sulphuric’ Webbe, the ex-Labour Whingers Party MP for Leicester’s Paedo Central conshituency, takes the proverbial biscuit - calling on Tory Crime Minister, Boris Nonsense - and the tax-dodging Chancellor, Shifty Sunak - to resign, after receiving fixed penalty notices from the sex criminal-infested Met Plod Squad viz their participation in a Covid-1984 lockdown era party bash inside the ‘Met police guarded - ‘and protected’ - walled garden confines of 10, Downing St - to celebrate Boris’ birthday.

Yep, the Tory elite, historically blighted by their inbred exaggerated sense of entitlement ‘and’ abuse of privilege. The fucking lot should resign. But, there again, they were only doing what every other fucker n their dog was doing, to get around Covid lockdown depression – having a few drinkies n caviar on toast snackies – and didn’t exactly go overboard and threaten to chuck acid in any fucker’s face – unlike Labour’s unbalanced mental case, Windrush Webbe.

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Meghan & Harry Patent the Word ‘Twats’

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Spoiled Royal Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Brain Dead Wastrels – a timely scandalous exposé of 'super-rich – on public money - hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Princess Meghan Mongoose (aka Mrs Harry Hewitt) has petitioned the US Patents Office to trademark the English word ‘Me’ as her narcissistic, personalised and private ‘object’ pronoun.

However, if such a patent is granted, then the proverbial shit is certain to hit the fandango with academics, as the  word had its first recorded use over a thousand years ago - by the Anglo-Saxon English King, Harold Godwinson (Harold II) in 1066, at the Battle of Hastings, in answer to the question: ‘Who’s in charge of this uphill mudslide clusterfuck?’ – to which Harold – chewing a gobfull of seagull pastie - duly replied ‘Me’ – (a tongue-twisted confusion of the Middle French ‘Moi’).

Myopic Meghan’s application was filed recently at the United States Patent and Trademark Office by Archewell Audio, one of several wild-eyed business scam ventures launched by the IQ-deficient Meghan and Harry - revealing that ‘Me’ will be the name of her first series of ‘very personal’ Spotify podcasts - instead of the previously-intended 'Gold.Diggers.com'.

Lol's - a better title would be Meghan's Dog & Pony Show - or The Circus Without a Tent.

As Meghan once confided, during an orgy of self-indulgent, ego massaging to the nauseating, lard-arsed Oprah - (another so-called celeb'-infested TV show hosted by a talentless twat, that bored folks are inclined to watch when they've fuck all better to do - other than self-harm or commit suicide) - "I might only have a Duchess title, but I still regard myself as a fairy tale figure, the 'Princess Me', for the first two letters of my name." 

The Archwell company appellation is a wordmark and derives from the name of Harry and Meghan’s eldest child (son? / gender-unconfirmed) ‘Archie’ (aka Archie the Red, first of his name, of the Royal House of Hewitt).

Archewell Corporation is intended to cover a long list of entertainment services with the list including podcasts, TV shows, DVDs, CDs, pirate copy streaming services - and Meghan’s personal skincare business project: Scabs.Gone.

Conversely, the celebrity-fascination of having a family of ‘Royals’ living in the heart of the Montecito ‘celebrity’ community has quickly worn thin – as the titled ‘Sussex’ couple are no longer Royals – merely a pair of intellectually-retarded ‘rich cunt commoners’ behaving badly – due Harry being a cuckoo in the Windsor nest - and such a brain dead tosser - coupled with Meghan’s exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege adding insult to the ‘unqualified arrogance’ factor injury – and duly christened by the alternative media as a pair of 'archetype' spoiled wankers.

But WTF did the dumb fuckers expect, invading California’s Sunshite state Santa Barbara / Montecito community and buying up a zillion dollar home? – (now known locally as Fort Hewitt – an act viewed by sensible minds as an ultimate display of ostentatious and obnoxious squandering).

To close with a morsel of celebrity tittle-tattle, as ‘Bend-It Dave’ Beckham has okayed the ginger-mingin Harry bringing along a squad of heavily armed ‘Ranga Corps’ Nazi SS Stormtroopers to guard his snowflake ginger ass, the Hewitt’s are set to attend BoBo Beckham’s mega-$$$ Three Zillion Dollar wedding bash this coming weekend in Palm Beach, Florida - after receiving a personalised invite from the moronic Victoria ‘Posh Shite’ herself – but snubbed attendance at the memorial of His Late Royal Rudeness Greek Grand-Daddy, Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg - even though personally invited by Grandma QE2 Lizzie – aka The Queen – due Harry being denied the reassuring close-in company of his personal ex-22 SAS gung-ho bodyguard detail.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/meghan-markle-tries-to-trademark-word-first-used-in-english-language-470-years-ago/266229

UK Energy Shortage: Fracking or Firewood?

As Food Bank Britain now faces a crippling oil and gas energy crisis and burgeoning fuel / heating costs – all thanks to Bad Vlad Putrid invading the Ukraine – (or so we are expected to believe) - some bright spark in our Tory Nasty Party government has commissioned the British Geological Survey to advise on the latest scientific evidence regarding the efficacy – and safety - of fracking.

This comes after growing pressure from backbench Tory MPs with ‘conflicting’ personal investment £££ interests to overturn the ban on fracking, which has been in place since the negative 2019 incident when Cuadrilla’s Lancashire Preston New Road fracking site’s operations caused a seismic disturbance of 6.5 on the Richter scale, that sent the iconic seafront Blackpool Tower into ultra-wobble mode, and resulted in scores of viewing platform tourists shitting proverbial kittens.

Thus, the Tory ‘Let’s Party’ cabinet ministers are now considering all possible alternative domestic energy sources – including carbon-unfriendly peat from bonny Nonceland, firewood, and dried methane-rich cow dung – to fuel and warm the UK’s zillions of insulation-deficient homes.

Eager to watch his back and avoid being accused of brown-nose lobbying for his Cuadrilla pals, Energy Secretary, Kwasi Warthog opined to one gutter press lackey from the Hack & Burn Gazette: “Regardless of the fact Cuadrilla CEO Roy Franklin and I belong to the same Masonic Lodge, or I have shares in the AJ Lucas / Kerogen Investments parent company, my department have always been, and always will be, guided by the shaky science regarding shale gas extraction.”

“While fracking in England might take years of exploration and development – along with earthquakes and contaminated groundwater supplies - before commercial quantities of gas can be produced to keep Granny and the kids warm in Winter, there is the argument that fracking can provide for the ongoing demand of oil and gas - since Moscow have cut Britain’s supplies off due us imposing economic sanctions on them – and supplying the Ukraine with all manner of nasty high tech’ weaponry - to kill Russian troops.”

Conversely, the London School of Economics senior environmental auditor, Dumbledork McMoron, doesn't believe fracking would be the best way to drive down the crisis.

Speaking exclusively to Extinction Weekly, McMoron opined “The idea we should use fracking as a solution to the energy crisis is an effin’ joke. We need to accept the cheapest energy plan to bring down consumer bills in the UK requires a two-point strategy.”

“One, forget all about global warming and climate change for a couple of years while we invest in getting Broken Britain’s homes fully insulated – and two, radically reduce the cost of household energy bills for the working – and unemployed – common herd demographic to an ‘almost affordable’ amount - by taking cold showers and wearing thick socks, a sweater, and gloves around the house.”

So, are the government and Kwasi Warthog gonna be guided by the British Geological Survey’s ‘science’ estimates report – or the likes of Cuadrilla’s clout around Worstminster and the House of Conmans – and the mega-bucks profits linked to the inevitable political donations, and corruption-riddled kickback payoffs?

Fer fuck’s sake, regardless of how many shale oil / gas holes they drill n frack, or earthquakes they trigger; or zillions of decalitres of groundwater reserves they poison with the ultra-toxic radioactive shite they pump down hydraulically to split the Earth’s geology, the natural gas production is never gonna come close to what is required for nationwide daily consumption – boiling Granny’s kettle - nor will the cost ever be at pennies in the £-pound.

Cuadrilla & Co’s associated ‘for profit’ environmental pillagers don’t give a flying fuck about climate change, or green energy, or saving the planet – and are singularly turned on by company share price increases, and the prospect of mega-bucks production bonuses.

Do you live in one of Cuadrilla’s drilling zone areas? Have you had all your family memorabilia bric-a-brac tumble off the mantlepiece due an inundation of fracking-related earthquakes?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a whole Winter’s supply of firewood ‘and’ two bags of prime anthracite steam coal.

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https://www.gbnews.uk/news/british-geological-survey-asked-to-clarify-scientific-advice-on-fracking-as-uk-considering-all-domestic-energy-sources/265219

World Goes Bitch-Slapping Bonkers

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of the New World Order’s Great Reset Technocrap Agenda from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedophile elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Oh my, little we, the common herd useless eaters, are still struggling to recover from two years of looking over our collective double-vaxxed shoulders, due a chronic case of psychotic paranoia - and social misery - viz the insidious gain-of-function Covid-1984 bioweapon – and related coronavirus anxiety fatigue.

Now we’re hit with a bout of fresh Ukraine-itus despair - for our road fuel n heating gas supplies – and the entire food supply chain have been compromised - ‘to teach Russian leader Bad Vlad Putrid a lesson’ - (Que? WTF? – and we suffer?) – or at worst case scenario - we get nuked.

Then, to add to the nail-biting distress, some severely sunburned bloke with acute anger management issues, goes n bitch slaps the gobshite tanning parlour addict who was presenting a globally-broadcast prime time celebrity ego-massaging stage spectacular – blatantly ignoring the risks of single punch fatality – and the over-advertised fact that ‘black lives matter’ – apparently more so than white lives.

And all the while this staged shite simply serves as a strategic socio-political distraction for what the fluck was going down in dodgy Dubai.

Okay, Russian leader Putrid may well be persona non grata for an invite to the World Economic Fuckups conference in the UAE - and doubtless some CIA plan will be tabled to have the ‘Fresh Prince of Bell-End’ parachuted into Moscow, to bitch-slap a modicum of sense into the beady-eyed ex-KGB Slavic cunt – after which Slapper Smith can get his black ass to Davos – or Dubai this week - for the Technocrap’s World Government Summit - and give the WEF's Alpha-fantasising Satan Klaus Schlob a good slapping too – along with Klaus’ pet ‘useless eater’ eugenics proponent – that insidious ‘product of misgenation’ – none other than the rodent-featured poison dwarf Ashkenazi pseudo-intellect (sic) ‘thinker’ – the Zio-fascist Israeli psycho – and genocidal Arsenokoitai career butt-fucking ‘kedah’ (sodomite) - Yuval Noah Harari.

One favourable factor viz Hariri’s raving homosexuality – and his nauseous promotion of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion philosophy - he won’t be breeding any kids ‘in his twisted, psychotic ‘superior Master race’ image’.

Then, at Food Bank Britain’s end of the Alpha wannabe political spectrum we have none other than the New – or is it Old? – Labour party’s pretence for a leader – one truly in dire need of an all-round bitch slapping is ‘Sir’ (if you please) Keir ‘Not Corbyn’ Stammerer – a gender-confused Zionist sycophant whose brown-nosing anti-Semitic grandstanding for Broken Britain’s Jewish corner acts to induce ballistic vomiting - while the twat wholly ‘blind eye’ ignores the rogue state of racist Israel’s inhumane treatment of the Palestinian populations of the military-occupied West Bank territories and the besieged Gaza Strip enclave - making one reach for the nearest large sized sick bag.

Yep, Stammerer, pushing his more at scent than substance credentials to qualify for national political leadershit – but refuses to express an opinion of WTF a woman is (perhaps the onanist tosser really doesn’t know) – or if, alike males of the species, woman can have cocks too – and by that very same Wokeist politically-confused argument – men can have a pussy – or snatch – as you will – and menstruate – ‘and’ get preggers n have babies – while obviously, by this very same insane progression of illogically kicking over the reality tub – women can impregnate men.

Lol’s. With wankers like Stammerer n deputy leader Angela ‘AirPods’ Rainer running the show, then Labour has hit rock bottom. Time to seek ‘professional’ political help. Try Alastair ‘Lying Cunt’ Campbell for advice, perhaps - or Jeremy Corbyn.

The Tory Party’s MP for Old Scrotum, and Minister for Procrastination Affairs, Jacob Rees-Moggy, quoteth the Holy Bible as he waded in on trans-gender identity brouhaha at the House of Conmans this morning. 

“God made us – the male of the species (Adam) - in His own image – and He wasn’t suffering from a bout of gender dysphoria either. God had a cock – and probably, as He is an Omnipotent Being, a whopping big cock too – and a whopping great pair of bollocks to go with it. And He made females – or women (Eve) in the image of His wife – Mrs God. Really, it’s all very simple and straightforward. Just refer to your Bible’s Old Testament – especially Leviticus 18:22 – where unnatural sexual proclivities, like boys dressing up as girls and getting bonked up the bum, are branded as immoral and an abomination.”

Alas, what has the Covid-1984 scamdemic, and its inherent bio-security lockdowns repression – coupled with this Woke culture political correctness culture – visited on our nation’s once-sensible minds viz regard to the trans-gender dysphoria – which manifests as a development disorder, and a mental health aberration coming to terms with Reality – a bizarre socio-political state of affairs in which all essence of veridical truth is ignored and the caveat emptor principle viz belief applies - and the battlefront shall be dominated by 'trans exclusionary radical feminists'.  

Lol’s. WTF next- Terf Wars? 

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