In today's 'Let's Kick Some Hypocrisy-Ridden Political Ass' nasty news roundup, we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Sleazy Westminster Scrotes' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Sanctimonious Scumsters' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The outcome of the Operation Fuckwit investigation has resulted in the sex perv'-infested Met’ Plod Squad slapping the Tory Nasty Party leader / Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, and a clutch of his cabinet cronies – ‘and’ uncivil servant hangers-on, with fixed penalty fines for their various Downing St ‘Let’s Party’ extravaganza’s that purportedly breached Covid-1984 lockdown regulations – with the Labour Party’s excuse for a leader, notorious apex predator and celebrity paedophile protector, Keir Stammerer, jumping on the bandwagon and calling for the ‘all-sides beleaguered’ Boris to resign.
Alas, the truth of the matter being, where this self-delusional / sore loser Stammerer’s concerned, is the fact he’s a class act twat who shall never be Crime Minister – and is totally pissed off n bent outa shape cos no fucker invited his pariah ass to any illegal lockdown ‘bring a bottle’ parties.
Okay, while Stammerer fantasises of a post-Covid general election being called and Labour winning the majority vote – and himself installed in 10, Downing Street – (but, as the DPP who failed to prosecute Royal Pimp n celebrity kiddie fiddler, Jimmy Savile – and a tosser who’s head is so far up the Woke / transgender camp’s arse (literally) that he will not even attempt to describe the physical difference between a biological man and a biological woman - or admit his troll of a ginger-mingin deputy, 'Mangie Angie' Rayner, has a bigger dick than he does) - shall remain his personal wet dream.
Ergo, Boris’ lurking career threat does not lie with Labour, but his own Tory Nasty party slack-bench MP’s long knives, sharpened n ready for an ‘Et tu, Brutus’ back-stabbing session – the non-entity, wannabe wankers who think they might have a chance at the party’s top job.
The piranha-fanged Nick ‘the Dick’ Gibb, bottle blonde broomstick merchant, Lizzie Truss, Sgt. Major Toby Jug Ellwood, Nigel ‘Candy Crush’ Mills - the incumbent Tory MP for Amber Heard; Silly Willy’ Wragg, St David Davies, Creepy Caroline ‘Nutty’ Noakes, Timbo ‘Lazy’ Loughton, Aaron ‘Backstabber’ Bell, Putrid Peter Aldous, the limp-wristed Andy Pandy Bridgen, Roger ‘the Dodger’ Gale, Dirty Douglas Ross, grotty Gary Streeter, Bony-Tony Mangnall, and not forgetting that turncoat cunt Chrissy Wankford who defected to Labour.
Then we have Scotland’s Nonce Protectors party leader, and worst minister, Knickerless 'Hypocrite' Sturgeon – maskless n laughing it up in a barber's shop - and then publicly calling for Boris’ head on a platter - along with a host of like-minded useless political rat wankers – Welsh Wales' sheep shagging Marky-Mark Drakeford, the Lib-Dum Neverland party’s diminutive Ed ‘the Midget’ Davey, Labour’s tanning parlour addict, Scabby Lammy – along with the Mayor of London Sad Dick Khan - and Uncle Tom Cobley & all.
Conversely, this sanctimonious gaggle of useless, overpaid cunts, the entire House of Conmans – and the Upper House of Frauds - are infested with a shower of parasitic vermin shites – and even the act of kicking Boris out solves fuck all, cos this abuse of office n privilege is a Worstminster cult thing and they’re all as bad as the other – whether lockdown partying, fiddling expenses, or kiddie fiddling paedo party time at Dolphin Square – or the Elm Guest House, with closet case Cliff n the Shadows providing live music.
Okay, let’s drop the bullshit speculation for 5 and bring a modicum of adult think / common sense to bear on the issue of Bonkers Boris resigning – which he won’t – or being forced out by his treacherous Tory party minions – which ain’t gonna happen.
Either option –
Boris stays, or Boris goes – the current galloping inflation predicament is
global and Boris ain’t gonna fix it – nor is Keir Stammerer – nor are any of
Broken Britain’s other political party apparatchiks. Nor is an end to the
Ukraine conflict.
Albeit some sharp-eyed
fucker double-tapping Satan Klaus Schlob and Georgy Porgy Soros - and the rest
of their Great Reset / New World Order cabal - will be a step in the right
direction to resolving the troubles of this world.
But let’s close
with a final look at the hypocrisy involved in this pathetic Boris Resign / Lockdown
Partygate brouhaha.
Tories unfit to
rule, says Stammerer – and neither are Labour – as Boris hasn’t dragged Broken Britain
into any illegal Mid-Eastern wars of aggression – as did Tony Bliar and his
criminally crooked cabinet. Ha,
But when it comes down to brass-necked hubris then disgraced Claudia ‘Sulphuric’ Webbe, the ex-Labour Whingers Party MP for Leicester’s Paedo Central conshituency, takes the proverbial biscuit - calling on Tory Crime Minister, Boris Nonsense - and the tax-dodging Chancellor, Shifty Sunak - to resign, after receiving fixed penalty notices from the sex criminal-infested Met Plod Squad viz their participation in a Covid-1984 lockdown era party bash inside the ‘Met police guarded - ‘and protected’ - walled garden confines of 10, Downing St - to celebrate Boris’ birthday.
Yep, the Tory elite, historically blighted by their inbred exaggerated sense of entitlement ‘and’ abuse of privilege. The fucking lot should resign. But, there again, they were only doing what every other fucker n their dog was doing, to get around Covid lockdown depression – having a few drinkies n caviar on toast snackies – and didn’t exactly go overboard and threaten to chuck acid in any fucker’s face – unlike Labour’s unbalanced mental case, Windrush Webbe.
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