Monday 4 April 2022

World Goes Bitch-Slapping Bonkers

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of the New World Order’s Great Reset Technocrap Agenda from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedophile elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Oh my, little we, the common herd useless eaters, are still struggling to recover from two years of looking over our collective double-vaxxed shoulders, due a chronic case of psychotic paranoia - and social misery - viz the insidious gain-of-function Covid-1984 bioweapon – and related coronavirus anxiety fatigue.

Now we’re hit with a bout of fresh Ukraine-itus despair - for our road fuel n heating gas supplies – and the entire food supply chain have been compromised - ‘to teach Russian leader Bad Vlad Putrid a lesson’ - (Que? WTF? – and we suffer?) – or at worst case scenario - we get nuked.

Then, to add to the nail-biting distress, some severely sunburned bloke with acute anger management issues, goes n bitch slaps the gobshite tanning parlour addict who was presenting a globally-broadcast prime time celebrity ego-massaging stage spectacular – blatantly ignoring the risks of single punch fatality – and the over-advertised fact that ‘black lives matter’ – apparently more so than white lives.

And all the while this staged shite simply serves as a strategic socio-political distraction for what the fluck was going down in dodgy Dubai.

Okay, Russian leader Putrid may well be persona non grata for an invite to the World Economic Fuckups conference in the UAE - and doubtless some CIA plan will be tabled to have the ‘Fresh Prince of Bell-End’ parachuted into Moscow, to bitch-slap a modicum of sense into the beady-eyed ex-KGB Slavic cunt – after which Slapper Smith can get his black ass to Davos – or Dubai this week - for the Technocrap’s World Government Summit - and give the WEF's Alpha-fantasising Satan Klaus Schlob a good slapping too – along with Klaus’ pet ‘useless eater’ eugenics proponent – that insidious ‘product of misgenation’ – none other than the rodent-featured poison dwarf Ashkenazi pseudo-intellect (sic) ‘thinker’ – the Zio-fascist Israeli psycho – and genocidal Arsenokoitai career butt-fucking ‘kedah’ (sodomite) - Yuval Noah Harari.

One favourable factor viz Hariri’s raving homosexuality – and his nauseous promotion of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion philosophy - he won’t be breeding any kids ‘in his twisted, psychotic ‘superior Master race’ image’.

Then, at Food Bank Britain’s end of the Alpha wannabe political spectrum we have none other than the New – or is it Old? – Labour party’s pretence for a leader – one truly in dire need of an all-round bitch slapping is ‘Sir’ (if you please) Keir ‘Not Corbyn’ Stammerer – a gender-confused Zionist sycophant whose brown-nosing anti-Semitic grandstanding for Broken Britain’s Jewish corner acts to induce ballistic vomiting - while the twat wholly ‘blind eye’ ignores the rogue state of racist Israel’s inhumane treatment of the Palestinian populations of the military-occupied West Bank territories and the besieged Gaza Strip enclave - making one reach for the nearest large sized sick bag.

Yep, Stammerer, pushing his more at scent than substance credentials to qualify for national political leadershit – but refuses to express an opinion of WTF a woman is (perhaps the onanist tosser really doesn’t know) – or if, alike males of the species, woman can have cocks too – and by that very same Wokeist politically-confused argument – men can have a pussy – or snatch – as you will – and menstruate – ‘and’ get preggers n have babies – while obviously, by this very same insane progression of illogically kicking over the reality tub – women can impregnate men.

Lol’s. With wankers like Stammerer n deputy leader Angela ‘AirPods’ Rainer running the show, then Labour has hit rock bottom. Time to seek ‘professional’ political help. Try Alastair ‘Lying Cunt’ Campbell for advice, perhaps - or Jeremy Corbyn.

The Tory Party’s MP for Old Scrotum, and Minister for Procrastination Affairs, Jacob Rees-Moggy, quoteth the Holy Bible as he waded in on trans-gender identity brouhaha at the House of Conmans this morning. 

“God made us – the male of the species (Adam) - in His own image – and He wasn’t suffering from a bout of gender dysphoria either. God had a cock – and probably, as He is an Omnipotent Being, a whopping big cock too – and a whopping great pair of bollocks to go with it. And He made females – or women (Eve) in the image of His wife – Mrs God. Really, it’s all very simple and straightforward. Just refer to your Bible’s Old Testament – especially Leviticus 18:22 – where unnatural sexual proclivities, like boys dressing up as girls and getting bonked up the bum, are branded as immoral and an abomination.”

Alas, what has the Covid-1984 scamdemic, and its inherent bio-security lockdowns repression – coupled with this Woke culture political correctness culture – visited on our nation’s once-sensible minds viz regard to the trans-gender dysphoria – which manifests as a development disorder, and a mental health aberration coming to terms with Reality – a bizarre socio-political state of affairs in which all essence of veridical truth is ignored and the caveat emptor principle viz belief applies - and the battlefront shall be dominated by 'trans exclusionary radical feminists'.  

Lol’s. WTF next- Terf Wars? 

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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