Woke Vatican Declares God a Woman

Yep, it’s official – the world has gone totally fucking bonkers with this Gender Recognition Act. Hmmm, more at Gender Confusion Syndrome - a bizarre socio-political act of manipulating Pluralism, and immutable Reality, as if they're a heap of Playdough - to be re-fashioned to conform with their own mentally muddled image.

USA Today has named the Bidet-administration’s Assistant Sec for Health, Rachel Levine as ‘Woman of the Year’.

Is this a piss take? A calculated spoof or parody? Ideology gone ga-ga? Dicky Leland ‘call me Rachel’ Levine ain’t just a fake 4 star Admiral – but it’s a fake woman to boot – and without being too nasty – what an coyote ugly androgynous cunt – and in the Linnean taxonomy description - more at ‘Cave Troll’ than any human anthropomorphic class.

Such utter bollocks have become the order of the day – what with the Wokeist cult Progressives – their collective moronism has steered us round a bend on the common fucking sense highway - into a Twi-shite zone of illogical backward thinking.

All this Wokester cult political correctness bull crap – these ludicrous ‘I’m offended’ / victim outcries from snowflake wankers regarding the use of pronouns – and blokes identifying as women so they can beat the girls n win a sports trophy – which they’ve no fucking chance of doing if competing against their same sex opponents.

And now we have some New Labour party trollite jumping on the opportunistic political brownie points bandwagon to spout even more shite, the ginger mingin Charlotte ‘I Swing Both Ways’ Nichols – MP for Wicked Warrington (North) - purportedly holding the post of Shadow Pikey Basher – and publicly slamming any fucker n their dog who criticises or brands US female impersonator William ‘Call Me Lia’ Thomas winning the NCAA female-only swimming tournaments as a cheat – when the best the Ms Tranny Fanny 'Mermaid' could achieve in the male-only class tournaments was the number 462 (habitual loser) position.

Doubtless the rodent-featured Nichols – a notorious gobshite - would like to ‘kick their heads in’ – same as the Nonceland Nazis she also despises with personal Zionist venom.

To add to the idiocy, Labour’s non-binary shadow equalities minister, Anneliese ‘Catweazle’ Dodds (aka ‘Doddering Dodds’) recently brought further shame to the opposition benches during a BBC Radio 4 Gender Confusion Hour interview viz her inability to describe the physical attributes that define ‘a woman’ – or even those that differentiate between the male and female of the human species.

Hmmm, a pity Keir Stammerer doesn’t shit-can the Equalities post and create a Labour party office of Minister for Common Sense & Logic instead – for one is sorely required.

Don’t so much know about jiggery-pokery – but this Diversity & Inclusion blight on a common sense society is the political correctness equivalent of gone fucking mad ‘Jiggery-Wokery’. I'm just waiting for the next diversity n inclusion-driven Miss World contest, and the winner being a guy with hormone-inflated boobs and a six inch cock.

Okay, let’s have some hard-earned logical – ‘and bio-logical’ facts on the table. Forget the Wokester diversity n inclusion mantra – plus the transphobic hate crime smears – if a bloke is not born a ‘woman’ then he is never gonna be one – regardless of hormones, cosmetics, pretty dresses, high heels or genital surgery - to remove cock n testicles n create some sort of pussy-like orifice with the ultra-sensitive cock shaft n glans nerve endings embedded – if they’re lucky. 

Regardless of the above, they are never gonna menstruate, or get preggers n have babies.

Fer fuck’s sake – if these guys simply want a hole between their legs, they already have one – their arsehole.

While the Woke fascist mob haven’t yet cast their toxic politically correct eye on school classroom mathematics, and 2 + 2 still equals 4 – once they do shift focus from promoting the bizarre cause of guys with cocks to identify as females of the species, and start fiddling with numbers then doubtless the laws of inflation will see a total of 2 + 2 becoming 5 – or, juxtaposed to that, a World Economic Forum Great Reset-driven crash of the Western economies might pull the rug from under the feet of current values and 2 + 2 then equal a devalued 3.