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Rule of Six: Let's 'NOT' Get Together

Radio Scunthorpe DJ Jock 'Froghead' McScrote, has caused a shitstorm response from Health Minister Matt Wancock with a battalion of plods raiding the radio station's offices and arresting Froghead, along with seizing a bevvy of broadcast equipment - and all types of format recordings of the offending 'critically modified' recital of 'Let's Get Together' – a 1960's song written for the Disney film The Parent Trap and sung by child star Haley Mills – which debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 in September 1961 and went on to become a Top Ten hit, peaking at number eight.

Tory Nasty Party Policing Minister, 'Kit the Tit' Malthouse, opined to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker tabloid that "This was a blatant act of political subversion, with the DJ encouraging the common herd to eschew our Rule of Six social gathering regulations and instead defiantly congregate for boozy cluster-fuck sessions in pubs and parks – jointly giving the dirty finger to officialdom in a display of unbridled anarchy."

Speaking to the media via an in-office Skype call, the Tory's adipose bully bitch Home Secretary, Shiti 'Fat Arse' Patel, further condemned Froghead McScrote's repeated broadcasts of this seditious version of Lets Get Together to the delighted ears of his equally-bolshie Scunthorpe audience  - and confirming that all copies of the song, on 8-Track, cassette tape, CD, vinyl or wax - and otherwise, had since been seized by Lincolnshire Plod Squad's Segway-Mounted Rapid Reaction Covid Patrol.

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah

A big crowd can have a swingin' time

Let's get together, what do you say?

Even if Seven's a fucking crime

So bollocks this Rule of Six,

And throw a party for guys n chicks

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah

Think of all the booze we can share

Dossed out in the parks having a rave

Lose the masks n let down yer hair

Fuck the Nanny State's cradle to the grave

Force feeding us all this Covid virus lie

Cos Grandma's 95 and she really wants to die.

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Even if the Plod Thug Squad strike,

Shout it out loud ' On Yer Bike!'

'We don't believe you anymore

Stuff yer rules and the Covid-1984.

Question of the Day: We know who put the T in Britain – but who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

Cats Now Under Covid-1984 Lockdown

Fer fuck's sake – Food Bank Britain's moronic Tory Nasty Party government and its Big Pharma shill science boffins – the corrupt parties of self-interest likes of Professors Neil 'Fuckups' Ferguson, Sir Paddy Unbalanced and Chris Shitty - are that desperate to make a fucking case out of Scotch Mist exaggeration and a pack of concocted lies that they claim even household pets can now catch – and transmit - the Covid-1984 scamdemic virus.

So henceforth all nocturnal journeyman moggies must be kept indoors (to piss n shit anywhere convenient) – and quarantined for 14 days (cat time) – then, just to push the bullshit narrative that bit further to the precipice of reason - this might well apply to other domestic pets – such as mini-pigs, pint-sized aardvarks, dwarf hippopotamus and fluffy ferrets - along with gerbils, hamsters, and other felching-sized rodents – plus budgies, canaries, kookaburras – and parrots. Yeah right, you heard it correct the first time – even parrots can catch it – as evidenced by the recent outbreak of Sneezing Parrot Syndrome.

"Polly wants the vaccine. Polly wants the vaccine. Call Bill Gates. Call Kill Bill. Polly needs a ventilator. Call the fucking Vet".

Hydrogen-powered train makes UK maiden journey

Hmmm - seem to recall that hydrogen related transport systems were shelved many years back due the fact the gas is highly inflammable / explosive - ref German Zeppelins / Hindenburg airship - and machine transports create static – and hence grounding discharge sparks.

 Wow! Let's get ready for a looming Rattle Track / Notwork Rail disaster.

 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/business-54350046

A hydrogen-powered train has travelled on Food Bank Britain’s rail network for the first time.

The prototype, called the Hydroflex, made a 25-mile round trip in Warwickshire, reaching speeds of up to 50 mph.

(Not exactly H2S calibre, c'est non)

Its next phase is to move the hydrogen tanks, fuel cell and battery out of a carriage and stash them underneath the train.

The aim is for the train to start carrying paying passengers by the end of 2021.