Rule of Six: Let's 'NOT' Get Together

Radio Scunthorpe DJ Jock 'Froghead' McScrote, has caused a shitstorm response from Health Minister Matt Wancock with a battalion of plods raiding the radio station's offices and arresting Froghead, along with seizing a bevvy of broadcast equipment - and all types of format recordings of the offending 'critically modified' recital of 'Let's Get Together' – a 1960's song written for the Disney film The Parent Trap and sung by child star Haley Mills – which debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 in September 1961 and went on to become a Top Ten hit, peaking at number eight.

Tory Nasty Party Policing Minister, 'Kit the Tit' Malthouse, opined to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker tabloid that "This was a blatant act of political subversion, with the DJ encouraging the common herd to eschew our Rule of Six social gathering regulations and instead defiantly congregate for boozy cluster-fuck sessions in pubs and parks – jointly giving the dirty finger to officialdom in a display of unbridled anarchy."

Speaking to the media via an in-office Skype call, the Tory's adipose bully bitch Home Secretary, Shiti 'Fat Arse' Patel, further condemned Froghead McScrote's repeated broadcasts of this seditious version of Lets Get Together to the delighted ears of his equally-bolshie Scunthorpe audience  - and confirming that all copies of the song, on 8-Track, cassette tape, CD, vinyl or wax - and otherwise, had since been seized by Lincolnshire Plod Squad's Segway-Mounted Rapid Reaction Covid Patrol.

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah

A big crowd can have a swingin' time

Let's get together, what do you say?

Even if Seven's a fucking crime

So bollocks this Rule of Six,

And throw a party for guys n chicks

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah

Think of all the booze we can share

Dossed out in the parks having a rave

Lose the masks n let down yer hair

Fuck the Nanny State's cradle to the grave

Force feeding us all this Covid virus lie

Cos Grandma's 95 and she really wants to die.

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Even if the Plod Thug Squad strike,

Shout it out loud ' On Yer Bike!'

'We don't believe you anymore

Stuff yer rules and the Covid-1984.

Question of the Day: We know who put the T in Britain – but who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?