Sunday 27 July 2014

Blasé Judge Takes Irish Power Nap

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A Manchester Crown Court judge is under investigation by the office of the Judicial Conduct Inquisition following reports he fell asleep during a paedo' sexual abuse / rape trial, forcing it to be abandoned mid-stream - at great inconvenience and embarrassment to the CPS 'and' even greater financial cost to the taxpayer's purse.

Prosecution Service and defence barristers jointly filed a complaint that the 97-year old judge, Sir Dinsdale Cattflap, fell asleep during the cross examination of the 14-year old alleged victim - Ms Slutsy McSkanger - who can't be named for legal reasons. The trial will now have to be re-listed as several members of the jury were also noted to have followed the judge's lead and taken an unauthorised post-prandial 'forty winks' during the afternoon proceedings, before having to be discreetly 'nudged' back into a state of wakefulness by the court usher, wielding his official 'dozy twat prodding pole'.

The trial had entered its third day when the attentions of defence barrister, Ms Candida Mingerot of Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot (Solicitors) were distracted from her cross-examination of a witness by the sound of snoring coming from the bench.
"I exercised a polite hand-to-mouth cough but as this didn't seem to jolt Mr Cattflap out of his obvious state of somnolent apathy, I then proceeded to address His Honour directly and asked, in my best courtroom 'loud voice' if he wished me to repeat that last question - which seemed to arouse him from his siesta inasmuch he sat up and remarked "Is it my round again already?"

Rumours originating from the Crown Court press room claim Judge Cattflap had been out on the lash the previous evening with a gaggle of Masonic fraternity brothers from the Law Society and slightly overdid the Meths Breezer shots and Old Headbanger lager chasers at the notorious Salome's Suck n Swallow lapdancing bar in Upper Scrote Street before moving on to Cheetham Hill's Violate Club for a late night Spank-a-Thon BD/SM adult entertainment session.

The rape victim's elder sister, Fellattia McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three from Greater Manchester's infamous Stench Hill sink or swim social housing estate, had this to say outside the court to one gutter press hack from the Jail Bait Review.
"It's all a load of effin' bollocks, the judge is sat up there on his bench an' nippin' swigs of Night Nurse outa a hip flask then goes inter fuckin' hibernation mode an' now the case gets abandoned an' these scumbag scally gyppo twats wot bonked our Slutsy last year is back on the streets ter three hole gang rape a bunch of other chicks - until they can organise another trial an' find some judge wot can stay awake on the job."

While the Judicial Conduct Office statutes prevent Judge Cattflap from commenting on this untoward incident while it is being investigated, a fellow judge and spokesman for the Law Society, Sir Peregrine Armitage-Shanks, informed the media that "It all comes down to the parable of casting the first stone. I can speak candidly from personal experience that these trials get boring with a capital B, especially so when there's no household name celebrity faces from Coronation Street or Jekyll and Hyde Aussie didgeridoo players involved - and lots of salacious Fifty Shades of Grey scandal to fantasize over - and all we have is a debatable chit-chat exchange between counsels about both defendant and the accused coming from broken homes - and the contrary fact that the alleged victim has a history of spreading STD's around the community and flogging her golly for drug money."

Former solicitor general Vera 'Ginger Minger' Baird opined to one gutter press hack from the Pederasts Gazette that she was gobsmacked and harboured real concerns viz the allegation that a Crown Court judge has been comatose in the midst of a costly underage rape trial - especially so as a similar incident had previously occurred while Cattflap was presiding over the Slumberland Gang murders case in 2009.
"In the 'wake' (sic - no pun intended) of this incident it seems clear that Judge Cattflap has been delinquent in the exercise his official duties and is guilty of un-befitting conduct that brings Broken Britain's maligned criminal justice system into a state of further disrepute than it already stands."

"Ye gods, this isn't just about a 'point of law' complaint - the fact the judge went to sleep is a mark of disrespect in itself and makes a mockery of the Judicial Conduct Rules. What we most definitely do not need is Manchester Crown Court getting a reputation of notoriety to equal that of Nonceland's Aberdeen, where half the Sheriffs presiding over child sex abuse cases are rumoured to be part of a kiddie fiddling ring themselves and let paedo crime offenders off with slap on the limp wrist community service sentences."

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Friday 25 July 2014

Fracking: Conflict of Interest, Anyone?

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition of Rusty's Skewed News Views we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip direct from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The embarrassing joint venture political pantomime commonly known as the 'Tory-Lib-Dum Coalition' government has come in line yet again for a shit storm barrage of criticism by appointing another of PM Scameron's dodgy pals to a key administrative position: specifically as Chairman of the Environment Agency.

Sir Philip Dill-Pickle, a former business adviser to Posh Dave - and a brother Freemason to boot - has suspicious corporate 'shilling' links to the fracking industry, for in a previously incarnation as chairman of Arup, he conjured up favourable environmental impact study reports on behalf of notorious eco-vandals Crap-Drilla Resources to play down and minimise the 'earthquake effect' and long term 'half-life' radioactive toxic dangers involved with the controversial geo-extraction fossil fuels technique known as 'fracking'.

Dildo-Pickle - by his own admission a committed 'frackster' - is scheduled to work three days a week for a salary of £100,000 per annum - which divided by 52 comes in at £1,923 a week - or £641 for an 8 hour day - or £80 quid an hour. Doubtless generous 'expenses' will be included in this package deal too.
Not a bad little earner when the minimum wage in Broken Britain is set at £6:31p an hour - and unemployed Jobseekers are struggling to survive, hand to mouth fashion, on £60-odd nicker a week - and the gimpy welfare benefit cheats can hardly afford to spend the afternoon in the pub or Flatbrokes betting shop anymore since Atos took over with the sickness / disability assessment austerity programme racket.
Oh yes, don't even bother saying it cos we know - some fucker's taking the piss - big time.

The appointment was rubber stamp endorsed by the House of Conmans environment select committee last week - whose only warped concern was to query why Downing Street felt it necessary, during the recruitment process, to extend the time commitment required from two days a week to three days and sweeten the deal by proportionately bumping up an already-extravagant salary from £60,632 per annum to a round robin £100,000.

Dill-Prickle, who was knighted for services to corruption and nepotism on behalf of his Masonic fraternity brothers last month, worked for two years as part of Scameron's business advisory group - the very same one that provided piss poor advice to the cabinet on critical economic issues facing the country - such as - er - shale gas resource exploitation via the medium of fracking.

The Environment Agency will have responsibility for granting permits for fracking across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle as part of the Con-Dem coalition's promised shale 'revolution' - and now they're committed to blindly go where no stupid fucker has gone before - and contaminate the deep groundwater aquifers of our green and pleasant land for a millennium length timescale.

Caroline 'Rebel Ranga' Lucas, the ginger mingin Green Party MP for Brighton who was arrested last year for her part in fracking protests, opined to one gutter press hack from the Environmental Pillagers Gazette that it was 'untenable' for Dildo-Pickle to be appointed to chair the agency when his former company Arup is so clearly linked to support for the shale gas industry.

"When you've got an issue as sensitive as fracking, the public needs to have real confidence in the independence and neutrality of people making decisions over licensing and so forth - and not some old school tie pal from Eton or one of those 'closet case frackster' secret handshake types who exudes the stench of conflict of interest from every pore - reeking from the feet up - like they've just trodden in a pile of smelly dogshit."

"And just wait, if Crap-Drilla get the go-ahead for some of their more controversial greenfield exploration sites then the floodgates will be opened to every Tom, Dick and Ivan venture capital investor - and we'll have a wave of bent Russian energy oligarchs like Oleg Mobsaroubles of Gulag Gaz and Igor Scumbagsky of RussTheft Oil squatting on our doorsteps and raking in massive alternative energy source exploration subsidies."

Ron McScrote, leader of the Frack-Off protest group, informed media hacks that “Here again we’re faced with a government-backed policy of alternative energy development – same as the global warming scam and rip-off carbon credit offset cap n trade exchange - all limping along on the metaphoric crutches of concocted faulty science – to appease profit-motivated parties of self-interest that worship before the altar of Mammon, their voracious and insatiable God of Greed.”

“Scameron’s openly supporting a corruption-ridden policy of blatant bribery to seduce local councils to okay fracking operations in their bailiwicks by quelling public hostility to the controversial gas extraction drilling process - and if so required dispatch their local Plod Squad goons and moronic PCSO bullies from the Renta-Thug security agency to disperse the Luddite hordes of Friends of the Smegmadale Landfill protesters blocking access to fracking sites so operations can get underway and foreign investment energy developers kept happy.”

Ergo, Sir Philip Dildo-Pickle is to the environment agency what Baroness Butler-Sloshed was to heading any inquiry into kiddie fiddling coverups by Scotland Yard, Whitehall and Downing Street. An overpaid 'three-day-week' fucking joke.

Hmmm, talking of three day weeks - I recall people ending up on a salary-deficient three day week back in the early 70's due the economic and human resource (unions / miners) mismanagement of the Tory's paedo-sodomite-child strangling PM, Ted Heath.

To wit, the profit-motivated energy exploiters / environmental pillagers pushing the fracking industry claim such is safe from long term (and short term) environmental damage and sub-strata geological pollution – which at best is a statement loaded with disingenuous content, and at worst a total pile of lie-stuffed crap.
In the absence of any environmental impact study, per the ground level / surface exploration de rigueur requirements, which is an impossibility with this sub-strata hydrostatic fracturing extraction process as we do not have the technology to ‘estimate’ what the fuck can go wrong - and even Cassandra or some super-psychic seer scrying into a big shiny crystal ball still can’t foretell the long term pollution damage that will result from pumping a mega-gallons pressurised toxic radioactive chemical cocktail down a bore hole.

Conversely, common sense and base logic, coupled with established knowledge of hydrostatic science and computer generated sub strata fluid migration models allows us to 'deduce' (one step up from 'guessology') that the resulting fractured geology allows the released gas to migrate then the injected toxic chemicals will do likewise – and contaminate the water table and across the entire spectrum of flora and fauna food chain – much to the detriment of nature and the environment – and more importantly, the harmonious balance of the Gaia Spirit’s Schumann resonance.

Alas, the common herd still maintain a belief in this illusion of representative government for, to their eventual detriment, in spite of the sore thumb obvious that the country is run by multi-national profit-motivated corporate interests who don’t give a flying fuck about the welfare of the common herd or the environment – or a future that looks further ahead than the next scheduled stockholder dividend payout and annual bonus dates – and in the case of the fracking industry’s environmental pillagers the long-term casualty is going to be Mother Nature and the Earth itself – wounded and poisoned deep down – where the public cannot see the scars nor hear her screams.

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Thought for the day. Oh well, some fucker or their dog's got to look after the fracking industry interests at cabinet level now their Tory Defra Minister pal Owen 'Cobblers' Paterson has been hoofed out following Scameron's ethnic cleansing ministerial reshuffle last week.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday 23 July 2014

West Averts Eyes as Gaza Bleeds

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

If the rabid rogue state of Israel's not busy pulling high-fiving false flag terrorist attacks against their US sponsors or tossing Gentile peace activists over the side of their humanitarian relief goods boat (see MV Mavi Marmara) then they're obviously otherwise engaged bulldozing West Bank farms and the homes of hapless Palestinians to make way for more illegal kikester squatter settlements - or - as of right now - launching their latest racist ethnic cleansing spree (read 'genocide') against the beleaguered Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip - segregated and besieged behind the nuttty Knesset's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest neo-Nazi style concentration camp on the planet.

And who, out of the Western political scene - the good ole US of A or Europe - has the balls to stand up and cry "Foul!" in the face of this moral outrage of crimes against humanity? Why, a single British Librarian Dummercrat MP from Bradford West, one David Ward - who has subsequently been shouted down and castigated by his own party mandarins and too the equally-corrupt Tory and Labour contingents of the House of Conmans for daring to criticise Lord Rothshite's personal pet project - the 'unaccountable' crime state of Israel.

Regardless of holding the moral high ground on this despicable issue, Ward has been slapped with a gagging order and further threatened with 'unfriending' by the Lib-Dum's Friends of Israel Club hierarchy for daring to have the audacity to speak publicly on a social media network viz the Israeli-Palestinian conflict - with his comments deemed sympathetic towards the 'Palestinian position' - one usually defined as 'prone' - and with an IDF storm trooper's jackboot on the back of their neck.

Ward rightly, out of moral conscience - a facility lacking with Western governments where ZioNazi aggression and land theft are concerned - tweeted last Tuesday: "The big question is - if I lived in Gaza would I fire a rocket at the IDF tank that just squashed Rachel Corrie's sister? - probably yes".
He further stated for the cyberspace record that the outlaw state of Israel had morphed into a carbon copy of Krautland under Hitler's Nazi gang - an international pariah state suffering from a fatal affliction of unqualified arrogance and believing themselves above the laws that govern polite society - and thus untouchable - until they copped their Nuremberg come-uppance.

And that is what is required now - a Nuremberg Tribunal Mk 2: for war crimes and crimes against humanity - specifically the Semite Arab Muslim (and Christian) victim population of Palestine - the land the Zionists stole a piece of back in 1948 and have continued to usurp and filch ever since - driving a socio-political wedge between the populations of the 'occupied' West Bank and the walled-in Gaza Strip - then installing their pro-Israeli shill Mahmoud 'Three Chins' Abbas to head the Palestinian Authority.

But Ward is a voice crying out in a proverbial wilderness of Parliamentary selective hearing and was suspended from the Lib Dum parliamentary party in July 2013 - and too had the whip withdrawn for three months over comments about Israel - branding it 'Balfour's Folly' - and verbally castigated the UN leadership for their failure to check the barbaric excesses of the mad dog / rabid ultra-nationalist fanatical contingent of Israel's nutty Knesset.

But there again how can they enforce a policy of restraint when the UN is infested with kikesters - and the Knesset and IDF hierarchy are hell bent on the mass extermination - via the medium of a slow cook genocide - of the Palestinian people: the true historic owners of Palestine - a country stolen from them by force of arms and Zionist terrorist groups - 'and' corrupt UN complicity back in 1948.

While paying lip service to the humanitarian injustices involved in the current Operation Kill Every Fucker, but prudently going into his customary arse-kissing compliant Zionist stooge format, Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron condemned Russia's Vlad Putrid as being the sinister hand behind the downing of the Malaysian airliner over Ukrainian airspace - yet simply urged Israel to 'exercise restraint' in its military operations and avoid totally levelling Gaza City - or further use of Gaza's Al-Aqsa hospital as a range-finding target for their tank artillery.

With such typical hypocrisy he further defended Israel's right to self-defence, opining to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "the fastest way to bring about a ceasefire would be for Hamas militants to stop firing rockets over the wall into Israel."
Hmmm, how about achieving a ceasefire and end to all hostilities by Israel demolishing their Great Apartheid Walls and reverting back to the 1947 UN Partition Plan - and hoofing out all the illegal land-grabbing kikester squatter / settlers?

But spineless Rothshite bankster crime syndicate stooge politicians and media besides, every fucker and their dog goes into paranoid psychosis mode if prompted to censure or criticise the mad dog Israelis - lest they get slapped with the ubiquitous anti-Semite label - or accused of being a Holohoax denier.

The Tories, Labour and the Lib-Dums all have their very own Zionist arse-kissing Friends of Israel Clubs - and mind you if they didn't subscribe to such then they'd be in Baron Ja'ackoff Rothshite's bad books and he might just put a Vulcan death grip stranglehold on future party funding.

Hence Lib-Dum leader Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg played his lackey apologist hand true to form and refused to stand behind Ward's justified comments.
But let's just wait for next May and the mass cull general election which is set to decimate the Tory and Lib-Dum coalition Parliamentary / House of Conmans seat count - and the likes of Clegg finds himself joining a burgeoning queue outside his local Sheffield Hallam Jobcentre Plus and whingeing about how is he supposed to live on £60-odd quid a week after being on a cabinet minister salary of £134,565 for the past five years - then having to suffer the indignity of going before an Atos medical assessment board to validate his disability claim for cancer of the personality.

However Cloggy's problem won't much affect the Tory's DWP Minister if he too falls casualty to his own past indiscretions regarding caustic opinions of Broken Britain's have nots and the imposition of the reviled bedroom tax - and hoofed out next May, as Iain Dunkin-Shit claims he can live high on the hog on £60-summat nicker per week Jobseeker's dole - all the while lodging rent-free at his zillionaire father-in-law's country estate and raking in a cabinet salary of £134,565.

Thus while the fanatical Jabotinskyist currently acting as the Israeli Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo - and his lunatic fringe Knesset psychopath pals - are still searching for the Final Solution to their ‘Palestinian problem’ - which is currently aimed at the mass extermination of the Arab Muslim population of the Gaza Strip - there ain't much chance of a let-up to the IDF's murderous rampage - especially so when the spank-eyed psycho-moron of a Justice Minister, Tipsy Livid has stated for the record that Israel is acting in accordance with international law. My life already - and this from a tagged war criminal.

How ironic this nuclear armed international pariah bully boy state is still harping on about them being the perpetual victims and their right to defend themselves while fielding this pantomime of a peace negotiations farce and building illegal settlements across the West Bank faster than shit through a seagull with IBS.

Peace is a joke and always has been - they intend to leave Gaza in 'pieces' - all on the excuse that some twat from Hamas cobbled together a couple of home made rockets out of old drain pipes and fired them over the Israeli's racist segregation wall, blasting the shit out of Mama Shylock's kosher matzo stall in downtown Kerem Shalom.

So, might we inquire - WTF happened to the patriot and Iron Dome missile defence systems they got from their Great Satan muppet pal - Barky Obama - that's supposed to bring down any and all enemy missile ordnance? Or are the Hamas rockets also more scent than substance - same as the three Israeli students they are alleged to have snatched and snuffed - when Mossad or Shin Beth was behind the atrocity - to create a false flag excuse for this very military action - this despicable and villainous 'pogrom' now being visited on the hapless Gaza enclave by the IDF’s Hafganat Koah bully boy brigade?

Oh my, are we all not sick to the teeth of the Zionist kikester's harping on about being victims and this crap about a Jewish homeland. Why the fuck should the Jews have a homeland? Have the Jehovah's Witnesses got a homeland? Nope. How about the Catholics or Protestants or Anabaptists - have they got a homeland? Nope. Or the marginalised Pancake Tuesday Adventists? Nope.

The same with this Jewish race travesty. How about the Roman Catholic race? The Hindu race. The Buddhist race. The Jews are not a race and Judaism is a religion - plain n simple - not a God-given right / franchise to go round stealing other people's fucking land - especially so by the European Ashkenazi likes of Bobo Nuttyahoo and his ilk - all Jews of convenience with nary a Semitic gene between them in their Caucasus-Khazar DNA. Just take a look at Nuttyahoo - a Tyburn face we'll grant you - but with nary a trace of the shifty Semite.

Yet today, thanks to the ceaseless stream of pro-ZioNazi propaganda circulated by the kikester-dominated media, even the true blue Semitic Jews - the Sephardic and Hasidic sects, believe this self-serving Chosen People / Promised Land / Greater Israel propaganda crap. Mind you any fucker who has the end of their dork lopped off by the Rabbi Snipcock as it's all part n parcel of God's 'covenant is definitely on a collision course with the gullibility versus wake up to reality paradox.

But how very typical of the Ashkenazi culture regarding the 1947 UN Partition Plan - give them a bit and they want the fucking lot - and that is the fault of the UN and Secretary General Trygve Lie and Dr. Victor Chi-Tsai Hoo for ever being bribed, coerced and pressured into recognising Israeli statehood by the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate and David Ben-Gurion - on the strength of a bit of a memo scribbled on the back of an East End whorehouse bar bill by Arthur Balfour for Walter Rothshite in 1917.

Wisdom, Justice, Compassion and Integrity are purported to symbolise the relationship twix an elected government and the people - and the land.
But not so where ZioNazi kikester skullduggery is concerned. Sectarian racist hate crimes are at the root of this latest batch of atrocities - and the opportunity for a spot of live fire banned weapons testing / proving ground military exercises.

The true irony lies in the fact that the Semite 'Palestinians' are the true descendants of the tribes of Noah and Abram - and they all got fed up with Yahweh / Jehovah and his broken promises a few centuries ago and opted out for the all new 'old time religion' that Muhammad was pushing - and converted to Islam.

Thought for the day. In a closing, ironic aside, David Ward added in a follow-up twitter message that the West should make up its mind - which side is it on. Alas they have - the side of the Israeli aggressor.
Do Nuttyahoo and any of the Israeli Knesset ever look at the Pentateuch and the Tenth Commandment handed down to Moses? Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's possession - specifically the whole of Palestine.

And what might we ask is the Quartet's Mid-East Peace Envoy, (read 'career Rothshite Zionist shill) Tony Bliar, doing right now to have the IDF call a halt to Operation Massacre Muslim Scum's end game directive of killing every fucker old enough to scream and bleed - then sooth troubled waters and establish a truce?
Fuck all of any substance, as per usual, would be a sound guess - as he did during Israel's 2008 festive season Operation Cast Lead 21 day duration military assault (ethnic cleansing campaign) on the Palestinian coastal enclave when he eff'd off to Cyprus for a few days R & R with Felcher Pete Scandalson and a few of his little brown catamite chums.

This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite-Sasoon bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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Monday 21 July 2014

Dando Snuffed to Block Paedo Exposé

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yes folks, the banner headline says it all regarding this burgeoning scandal that the Westminster / Shitehall cross party politico whips and civil service mandarins are working flat out - like a lounge of lizards drinking from a pitcher plant - in a futile 'shovelling-shit-uphill-fest' attempt to keep a lid on.

The entire outrage is morphing by the day into a major embarrassment of Biblical proportions, whose criminal implication threads weave their septic way through the entire institutional fabric of our once-sceptred isle - the proverbial corridors of power - and into the depraved palatial dens and castles dark of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg inbred Kraut-Greek mongrel mutants. Oh yes, the very same welfare benefit-fiddling dynastic parasites that, regardless of being unelected and bypassing the statutes of the flawed facade of democratic voting process, claim to rule us by 'divine right' (God sez - okay).

But now the sins and crimes of yesteryear are all coming home to roost, as vindictive whistle-blowing toadies - alike Tory party activist and all-round gopher Tony 'Gobbler' Gilberthorpe - and bearing grudges the size of Gaza Strip IDF missile craters - are defying the bright light of day and slithering out from slimy culverts and septic tanks or under their respective rocks - to spread the venomous gospel of wrongs done - and by whom - in those wondrous 'Never Had It So Good' days of yore - the Macmillan / Heath / Thatcher 'Tories Rule' years. (yep, we've purposely and with prudence aforethought left out that annoying and insignificant Scots nonce of a PM, Lord Alec Douglas-Home - aka McSkeletor of the Tartan Tadger clan - and the pathetic Major muppet).

So while the slack-jawed former Tory minister David 'Bad Hair Day' Mellor goes into hyper-spin mode and attempts to dismiss the veracity of Gilberthorpe's claims as a 'lot of tittle-tattle' about a few fusty old perverts and Parliamentary fudgers who are dead and unable to defend their dubious honour with a string of money-spinning Crater-Ffuck libel suits, the facts speak for themselves.
To wit, the fickle finger of fate yet again points to this obnoxious and exaggerated sense of entitlement - plus abuse of privilege and position by elected politicos and inbred nobility - also implicating the Masonic secret handshake fraternity - and too the infamous Monday Club with their little 'Oscar' bumboy merit badges.

Mellor's pointless rabid rant besides, Gilberthorpe had no reservations in naming Dr Alistair Smith, the Conservative party chairman of bonny Nonceland, as the guy who slapped a bunch of tenners in his hand and bade him to go forth to pimp up young lads for a couple of Cabinet ministers to play 'toss the caber' with.

Oh yes, another set of royally bestowed 'kiddie fiddling' knights of the realm: Sir Keith Joseph and Sir Rhodes 'Bend Over' Boyson - the House of Conmans main corporal punishment / sado-masochist proponent - joined by their pal Sir Michael Havers, and all members of the Freemason's crony club / bumboy brotherhood, with a predilection - more of an addictive fetish - for sodomising innocent, defenceless children.

And to add to the calumny of this political / criminal pickle, the latest red top gutter press banner headline exposes yet another titled / deceased VIP offender that was blackmailed into political servitude compliance - plus fiscal 'and' moral bankruptcy: the notorious sheep-shagging Methodist hypocrite who carried a jar of Vaseline around in his pocket, Lord Andy Pandy - whose party trick was showing off his George Thomas trouser snake to little boys.

But of course given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight we have a whole litany of politico dog wankers allegedly involved in the Westminster Pederast Circle to refer to Chief Inspector Whodunit of the Met's Plod Squad.

Tom Driberg, Lord Bob 'Man Tits' Boothby, Granville 'Bonkers' Janner, Charlie 'Chickenshit' Irving, Ted 'Mr Eddy' Heath, Jeremy Thorpe, David 'Incest' Steel, George 'Curb-Crawler' Wigg, Silly Willy Whitelaw, Leon 'Wot Dossier' Brittan - and blackmailed by the short and curlies not only by the security services but also the London gangster scene's notorious Kray Gang - with predatory paedo / fudger Ronnie Kray running a stable of pimps and rent boys under the aegis of Leslie Holt - based out of dirty Dolphin Square and the equally-notorious Cedra Court - supplying all manner of underage care home kids and rent boys - and three hole tottie - to the disgusting Astor clan for their deprived Cliveden Set BD/SM soirees. All protected by Scotland Yard's cross-dressing paedo perv' of a CID Commander, Ernie 'Call me Mildred' Millen.

Justice Secretary Chris Graything, not wishing to miss out on a media opportunity to get his face in the press and say any old shit, opined to a gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette: "This is the kind of operation that's absolutely vital for our society. Somebody who starts looking at dirty photos of sprogs on the internet may go on to do something much worse, - such as run for the post of MP - so they appear to be bastion pillars of society and above suspicion - like the Liberal's answer to Mr Creosote - that Sweltering Cyril Shit character from Rochdale."

Jim Gamble, former chief executive of the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (Ceop), has called for "consistent and persistent investigations of this kind - witch hunts, if you will - to not only deter these dirty bastards from surfing child porno websites - all of which need shutting down and their operators feeding to sharks - but grooming children - and more so, from kidnapping, drugging and sexually abusing - then sacrificing them in blood rituals to their Satanic god Lucifer."

Gamble and Graything's self-interest opinions besides, these pantomime Operation Christmas Tree inquiries - and last week's reported arrests of 666 'paedos of interest' accessing the child porno 'dark net' are media fairy tales - and nothing more than an Operation Scapegoat distraction - as too the prosecution and conviction of the rampant Aussie dingbat child molester - and royal portrait painter, Rolf Harris.

Sure, such offences and investigations are reality but it's all a fucking distraction to keep our eye off the main ball in play - and of course, the all-consuming 'bigger picture'. The Westminster / House of Conmans (and Lords) cross--party politico Paedo Club - and who the fuck (Special Branch / MI5 / MI6 - is there really any fucking difference?) shut down whatever inquiry or blackmailed who or threatened so-and-so, or stitched up what-his-name - or had thingy - the BBC Slimewatch presenter Jill Dando - murdered - as the meddling bitch was doing a spiffing job for a TV presenter turned amateur investigator, and getting a bit too close to the sodding truth: Dando was going after both Bliar and Scandalson.

And here this skit has arrived at the juncture of the governing regime's agents knowing right from wrong and comprehending the essence of law and order.
We have the conundrum of the arrestable class and the unarrestable class – for these PTB scumsters labour under the misapprehension that crimes by members of the elite must be swept under the rug due the delusional fact that prosecuting them would destabilise the system - or in Geoffrey Dicken's case,114 files on kiddie fiddling crimes keeping Leon Brittan's Home Office shredder running 24/7.

Dando was pretty much the TV face of the BBC and knew of Savile's perversions only too well - but the Beeb's hierarchy didn't want to listen. Then came a bulky brown paper package onto Jill's desk with a tale of a crime with a scandal wrapped neat and tidy deep inside - the type of scoop with a 'killer gene' potential to make the New Labour government go tits up.

While the 'bundle' contained a full and complete copy of Geoffrey Dickens' 'lost in space' 114 kiddie fiddler files dossier - with photos and Super 8 film reels - plus close up footage of Mr Eddy on board his Morning Sickness yacht, in the act of strangling a couple of freshly butt-fucked 9-year old orphans on loan from Jersey's Haute de la Garenne paedo brothel - it also sported a documented secret MI5 record of a strange case of misrepresentation which occurred in 1983 at Bow St Magistrates Court viz the appearance of a certain 29-year old Charles Lynton on an indecency charge, where he was fined £50 for the attempted soliciting of an underage male in a Westminster public lavatory.

And who tops the rumour mill's guesstimate index as the companion of Anthony 'Charles Lynton' Bliar in the Westminster public toilet on that fateful afternoon? Why none other than that shameless meddling prat Peter Scandalson - now elevated by the useless Gordon 'Cyclops' Broon to the noble ranks of Vermin in Ermine - as Lord Scandalson of Fudgers Wells.

So, in April of 1999, after a mere two years in Downing Street, it was decided at cabinet level that such an expose would be detrimental not only to the strategic aftermath plans for Israel's scheduled 2001 9/11 false flag attacks on their US Zionist puppet and the pre-ordained invasion of Afghanistan, but the later geopolitical / neo-colonial Project for a New American Century / New World Order expansion campaign to dominate the Mid-East - kicking off with the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Thus Dando, refusing to get the 'warned off' hint concerning death threats from unwashed Serbian / Albanian warlords that she'd linked to the illegal swan roasting cult - or London drug dealers putting hit contracts on her life - simply had to go - and as 'fair' means weren't producing the desired deterrent effect, then it had to be 'foul'.

As always the Plan B public / media disinformation field campaign was rolled out - and Mr Barry George lined up as 'patsy-perfect' to fit the crazed stalker / murderer bill.
Thus a post-murder propaganda promo' of conspiratorial proportions was launched - that Dando had been hot on the heels of the perpetrators, responsible for the violent and suspicious deaths of her close pals and associates - Veronica 'Ronnie' Guerin, a journalist snuffed in June of 1996 in Dublin by IRA drug dealers - and Matthew Harding, zillionaire vice-chairman of Chelsea FC - killed in a chopper crash in October of the same year as he was about to spill the beans on soccer match fixing and money laundering operations by the feared Singapore based Spitting Mongoose Triad.

But these fantasy factoids were simply fronted in the (semi) official story to cloud public perceptions, muddy the waters and act as some sinister lurking pseudo-conspiracy distraction from the actual truth - that of course led straight back to Westminster and dirty Downing Street.

Hmmm, amazing to the point of mind boggling 'sore-thumb sodding obvious' questionability that the Met's Plod Squad had prime suspect numero uno, Barry George, lined up before rigor mortis had a chance to set in - and wholly ignored the eye-witness testimony of passing motorist Barry Lindsey who described the assassin as: "a greasy Sicilian-looking Mafia wop type of bloke - like wot drives the Mr Corruptioni gelato ice cream vans".

So the evidence is in - albeit rumour-based - the question needs to be asked: would Teflon Tony, being, in his own quoted words, 'an up-front sort of bloke' - have decided Dando came under the Enemy of the State category and ordered Special Operations agents of the 22 SAS / MI5 'Group 13' nasty tricks / assassination squad to ensure her silence and prevent exposure of his past public toilet soliciting / public cottaging 'down in Doggers Wood' days?

Now there is a question posed, is it not. Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and the felching addict Peter Scandalson - both the type of scumsters who could not only fuck up a perfectly good anvil, but inspire one to count your fingers if unfortunate enough to have been coerced into shaking their hand - were responsible for the shut down media coverage of Operation Ore following the exposure and arrest of Bliar's Parliamentary aide Philip Lyon on child porno offences - 'and' buried a NATO / Interpol report that the German DVD group were kidnapping sprogs for the EUSSR's Ninth Circle Paedo Club's 'Shag n Snuff' parties in the Belgian Ardennes Forest.

Next let's consider the fact that Dr David Kelly blew the whistle on Bliar's 45 minute 'under attack' bullshit to justify the illegal 'Get Saddam' invasion of Iraq and ended up on the MI5 security service's Liverpool Care Pathway 'Extreme Prejudice' list - and suffered a terminal case of 'assisted suicide' in the Grassy Knoll Woods before he could give away any more nasty 'home truth' secrets.
Likewise, ex-New Labour Foreign Secretary Robin Cook, intending to put pen to paper and scribe a tome on the very same scandal that initiated his resignation from Bliar's cabinet in disgust - and show up Tony as a lying war-mongerer, had an unprecedented heart attack while on vacation in Nonceland and out for a bit of a walk - which proved one-way fatal.

But while there's nothing new about state sanctioned murder - for the practice is as old as human nature ("Who will rid me of this troublesome TV presenter?") - at this point we're returning an open verdict on the cause and effect factor that led to Ms Dando's despicable murder by scallies unknown - pending further research and fresh revelations that Karma's serendipity has the habit of turning up.

To close, another morsel of duck fat rumour to chew on: Sarah Craplan the cousin of Esther 'Piranha Features' Rancid, is another sinister face implicated in the 'Jim'll Fuck It' scandal.
Craplan and Rancid founded Childline - which in reality acts as a hypocrisy-ridden dummy front / ripoff charity organisation strategically placed to filter out caller complainants who've been the victims of predatory VIP / politico kiddie fiddling sexual abuse - then once identified the security services can pop round, have a few harsh words - stick the blabbermouth in a big black zip-up North Face holdall, then dump them in the bathtub - where they'll have died of suffocation by the time the cleaning lady calls round to do a spot of light dusting and flower arranging later in the week.

May the sound of whistles blowing fill the summer air with vibrant truths.

Do you live in a paedo-infested neighbourhood? Have you a whistle you'd like to blow? A spot of filthy scandal to make public? Truth besides, even if just a nasty rumour or a bit of back fence malicious gossip, get it out there - across the infinite celestial expanse of the social networking media system on a blog or on Twitter - and hopefully it will go viral and fuck up some scumbag politico's career.

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Thought for the day. Fuck Big Brother – and his sister - and the panopticon surveillance state apparatus that now manifests as a New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday 19 July 2014

UK: SS Kiddie Snatching on Steroids

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Social Services (SS ) like much else in our once-sceptred isle, has become, to the detriment of the many (us - the working class 'have nots' of this world) a PFI for-profit run system, where all and sundry are paid on results - and commissions for their Child Catcher activities - with a dead cert' back-hander from the Masonic Magic Circle secret handshake fraternity paedo's with whom snatched kiddies are placed as foster or adoptive parents - for their £400-plus quid per week care and well-being (sic).

This is no humanitarian service out to safeguard the welfare of sprogs but a profit-motivated / paid by results money-grubbing mechanism, legally authorised by the secret Family Court system to target and abduct children from vulnerable single mothers and what they slap a 'one-size-fits-all' arbitrary label on as Broken Britain's 'dysfunctional families'.

Specialist children's homes typically run at £7,000 a week per child. Local authority agencies get £13,000 per kiddie abduction / placement - with adoption and fostering agencies raking in mega-bucks - at £27,000 nicker per each successful abduction / pre-arranged placement.

Kids for Cash, it's that easy. Excuse me while I just go and throw up.

To qualify in the role of a social services goon , these empathy-deficient morons have to achieve diploma level passes in the core curriculum courses of General Thuggery, Intimidative Bullying (Sections 1 & 2) and Advanced Kiddie Snatching - under the aegis of Julia 'Blonde Moments' Middleton's Common Purpose 'Leadership Development' charity - which is a government-subsidised front for NLP / brainwashing behavioural modification and turning out 'empowered' useful idiots / stooges on the required industrial scale - and all with a stifled sense of cultural intelligence.

Oh yes, these people are from the very same 'cancer of the personality' mould that cast the sadists and psychopaths who turned on the Zyklon B showers and stoked the crematoria in the concentration camps during the Nazi Holohoax. Nice people to be wielding an authoritarian big stick in any polite society.

Kafka, Huxley and Orwell saw this coming and, alas, we ignored their prophetic warnings.
Hence our centuries old enshrined laws of protection and liberty - and the established sanctity of 'the family unit' - are trodden into the street level shit by officialdom's Social Services (Schutzstaffel) scumsters that worship before the altar of Mammon and are devoid of any semblance of moral or social conscience.

NB: Julia 'Moneybags' Middleton's Common Purpose 'charity' (sic) should not to be confused with 'Common Porpoise' - a genuine philanthropic endowment ministering to the needs of distressed pelagic mammals.

Thought for the day: Just take a look north of the border and at Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's SNP-dominated shimmering Utopia of a 'Yes' vote separatist referendum paedo-infested Scotland - where noncing is a slap on the wrist offence - and each child has now been 'assigned' (sic) a 'personal guardian' social worker to oversee every aspect of their life from womb to tomb.

Hmmm, then step forward the corruption-ridden / for profit local authority-appointed Hamish McNonce. Following the Dunblane massacre / Masonic paedo pimp Thomas Watt Hamilton / Lord Douggie Cullen 100 years gagging order cover-up outrage - 'and' the Crown Office / Holyrood government suppression of a neutral jurist inquiry into the Hollie Greig sexual abuse of special needs kiddies by an untouchable Aberdeen-based pederast ring scandal - then the mind boggles at this 'personal guardian' hypocrisy.

Hence fuck the Ninth Circle pederasts and Big Brother – and his sister – and the EUSSR Federation / New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday 15 July 2014

Scameron Cabinet Gets 'Ethnic Cleansing'

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Tory's pro-Zionist stooge of a Foreign Secretary, Willy 'Fudge' Vague, has been laterally-demoted to the 'Wicked Whips' department - before he manifests as a major political embarrassment and has to be ditched like some hot potato when inevitably named and shamed in the looming CSA inquiry / witch hunt for his past scandal suppression and cover up of kiddie fiddling crimes by his political contemporaries.

But it's not only the closet case Vague that's copping it in the neck in this latest Number 10 Kristallnacht, as Posh Dave Scameron makes a move towards getting shut of any fucker and their dog who dares sport the audacity to disagrees with him - and, following pre-2015 election orders from his Rothshite crime syndicate bankster bosses, stuffing the Downing Street cabinet with a batch of blonde moment skangers to provide a facade of political correct equal opportunities to the Tory end of the Con-Dem coalition's misogynist pantomime horse.

Obviously suffering a hallucinatory endorphin high after snorting a couple of tracks of wife Snowy's Harrod's finest Columbian nose candy, the mendacious Scameron even went so far as to fire his Deputy PM, Mick Clogg and consign the hapless Sheffield wanker to the back benches - before being informed Cloggy is actually the Lib-Dum coalition partner leader and not some common or garden Tory muppet to be used as a doormat.

Another front bench victim of this latest 'night of the long knives' / St Valentine's Day cabinet office massacre, Education Secretary Michael Gove received his pink slip and P45 via a Sorry-Gramme courier delivery last night and venting his ire, informed gutter press media hacks: "Fuck Cabbage Patch Dave, the ungrateful oick" - and intends to toss politics to the capricious moods of the four winds and return to his former acting career at Channel 4, where he starred as the Children's Hour super-hero, Pob the Invincible.

The contemptible - and useless - Environment Secretary Owen 'Cobblers' Paterson - aka the Fracker's Friend - has been effectively fired for conflicts of interest: wasting too much Parliamentary time promoting toxic GMO crops for Monsanto, riding horses round Mongolia, and the obsessive genocidal pursuit of mass badger culling - plus his dismal inaction to push for a police inquiry into the serial rape of his North Shropshire constituent child victim, the Downs Syndrome-afflicted Hollie Greig - a survivor of years of sexual abuse at the hands of an elitist - and untouchable - Aberdeen-based Satanic paedophile ring.

99-year old Sir George Young, ex-chief whip and royal honours scrutiniser, gets forced out for appearing with his children on a 1982 British Rail poster alongside Jimmy 'Paedo' Savile, designed to promote innovative measures to entice people to take their bicycles on trains. Oh my, how our past affiliations can catch up years down the road and kick us squarely in the arse.

As the incompetent Defence Secretary Philip Dandruff' Hammond gets set to take over from Willy Vague, the 26 stone Eric 'Pigswill' Pickles is to continue in his entrenched position as Minister for Obesity - as they don't have a crane big enough to move him out of the cabinet office - while the incumbent transvestite Home Sec' Terry 'Testosterone' May is rumoured to be taking over the Tory's cross-dressing ministry portfolio.

David 'Sheep-Shagger' Jones gets sacked as Welsh secretary, while fellow Taffy, Stephen Crabb, becomes Minister for Crustaceans. Pedantic ditherer, Dominic 'Fusspot' Grieve says a reluctant bye-bye to his influential Attorney General post - and joins the boy-groping Ken Clarke, latterly Minister with Fuck All To Do (apart from surf child porno websites) in the local Jobcentre Plus queue.

So, it's all go for more split-arsed ministers - and a smattering of strutting gasbags, with regional accents to boot - such as 'foot-in-mouth' Esther 'Scouse' McVey stepping up as Minister for Blonde Moments, while Liz 'Firewood' Truss - takes over at Defra to carry on in Farmer Owen's flawed footsteps and promote fracking, GMO foods and crops, eyesore wind farms and the further decimation of our badger populations.
Anna ' Gobshite' Soubry, MP for Botox, will assume the mantle of Minister for Profuse Apologies (a minimum IQ requirement post) due her extensive past experience regarding such work and her propensity for opening mouth before engaging brain.

The hysterical Anglophobe 'Priti Polly' Patel comes aboard the cabinet ship of state as Secretary for Tanning Lounges - a move designed to halt her Parliamentary campaigning for a return of capital punishment sentences to be imposed for double parking in her Witless (Essex) constituency.
Penny Mordaunt MP comes in as a surprise appointment to the newly-created Ministry for Magic Tricks - an important role that will be counted on for a Tory 'rabbit out of the hat' success at the May 2015 general election.

The ginger-mingin Scroteborough MP Tricky Nicky Morgan will be the next in line behind Pob Gove's desk at the Education Ministry - and doubtless bring to the table her priceless 'singular' experience of working in mergers and acquisitions - a definite plus for the profit-motivated PFI-run Asbo academy institutions that seem to be springing up and infesting the education scene like railway embankment weeds.

So, the anointed cop for a £67,505 quid cabinet position boost to their ridiculous £67,060 nicker per annum salaries, a grand total of £134,565 quid (plus House of Conmans / Parliamentary expenses) - while the ousted factor lose out on the same amount of filthy lucre.

As per the odds-on forecast by Flatbrokes, the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies, conspicuous note is taken that none of the Eton-suckled / Oxford-weaned Bullingdon Vandals Club membership - some of the most disastrous sets of incompetent, meddling fingers in government - have gotten the hoof.

So, plenty of useless twats out in this latest 'musical chairs' fiasco, but the place is still infested with a plethora of snotty public school upper class dog wankers who view the electorate with contempt - such as the obnoxious DWP Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit and equally-arrogant Oliver 'Bin It' Letwin. One billiard ball bald and the other sporting a ridiculous Sesame Street Bert n Ernie hairstyle. Really, do these tossers not possess bathroom mirrors?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 13 July 2014

Latest ZioNazi Pogrom Slams Gaza

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yes, the hapless residents victim internees of the Gaza Strip, - the true Semite Palestinian inhabitants of the so-called Holy Land - besieged by 30-odd foot high walls in the biggest concentration slow cook genocide 'death camp' on the planet - are yet again subjected to the spiteful wrath of a vindictive 'high octane' Israeli ethnic cleansing pogrom - (read 'predatory IDF military training exercise') - ordered by the usurper rogue state's psychopath of a PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo, on the excuse they fought back against Zionist aggression.

But being a hard core Sabra and rabid 'born in the blood' pro-Jabotinskyist, Bobo's a pedagogue suckled and weaned on a diet of all-consuming racist hatred and the Chosen People / Promised Land myth (read 'Balfour's Folly') and is thus, due this state of NLP-induced clinical insanity, beyond any chance of socio-political rehabilitation.

Thus how can we believe the duplicitous words of an Israeli Prime Minister – himself another 'kikester' - a Jew of convenience - with zero Semite DNA in his Khazar-Ashkenazi genes - when he declares “All options are on the negotiating table” - in regard to Israel's ‘Palestinian problem’? (actually more at the Palestinian's 'Israeli problem').
Yeah right – all options excepting fair play and peace. Any old excuse to upset the more at scent than substance peace negotiations pantomime.

Hence this 'tit for tat' conflict goes on - provoked by the abduction and killing of three Israeli teenagers in June, which Nuttyahoo's equally-nutty Knesset typically blamed on Hamas (and not the real perpetrators - a Mossad high-fiving Kidon Unit on another of their false flag aggravation 'Problem-Reaction-Solution' missions) - which led to an all-out military crackdown on the rebel Palestinian group in the occupied and rapidly diminishing West Bank - and now into Hamas' home base of Gaza - appropriately named 'Operation Kill Every Fucker'.

Now the land-grabbing kikester settlers and nationalistic, brainwashed youth of the illegal Jewish state are being radicalised by the firebrand racist Rabbis Shylock Scumberg and Sheldon Snipcock - and assembling in a Renta-Mob on steroids format, wallowing in the murder of three yeshiva students and attacking Palestinians on the streets of Jerusalem, as the Gentile youths once attacked Jews on the streets of Europe and Russia.
The perpetual victims of the Holohoax are the aggressors become - devoid of human compassion and empathy - bent on a Shin Beth-fielded industrial strength black propaganda campaign designed to provoke a hateful rampage, with all and sundry lusting for revenge - unprecedented in its diabolic scope and scale - with the IDF cheered on as they slam the Gaza Strip target range with banned white phosphorus and DIME ordnance munitions - laying waste to all on a Biblical scale and killing anyone old enough to scream and bleed.

Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric nuclear-armed Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the outlaw crime regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite-Sasoon bankster syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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Wednesday 9 July 2014

Paedogate: Evidence of 20+ High Profile Pederasts

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28203914 (08/07/2014)

Following a bilateral hue and cry viz public outrage over the historical kiddie fiddling culture that has blighted our once-sceptred isle from Bell's End to John O'Scrotes, the Tory's transvestite Home Secretary Terry May yesterday delivered a statement to the House of Conmans assembly in which she announced the appointment of the NSPCC's head honcho, Peter Wanless, to lead an investigation into Leon Brittan's scandalous mishandling of a dossier exposing an elitist paedophile network operating out of Westminster in the 1980s, former child protection manager Peter McKelvie opined to gutter press media hacks that there might now be a 50/50 chance of justice for the victims of organised child sexual abuse.

Best news yet ... and hopefully these revelations morph into pandemic mode on steroids, go seriously viral, and after devastating the contemptuous Westminster political scene then trans-migrate at a geometric rate north of the border and across the septic swathe of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's SNP-dominated bonny Nonceland - manifesting in a long overdue Hillsborough-style inquiry into the vile Aberdeen-based high profile 'untouchable' elitist paedo' ring suspects that Hollie Greig named as the abusers who victimised her and a host of other disabled and special needs children, to suffer years of repeated sessions of being forcibly drugged then subjected to sexual abuse and serial rape.

Thus let there be no more behind closed doors / secret courts / not in the public interest / national security excuses chaired by senior Freemason fraternity brothers - nor decaffeinated Q & A sessions fielded by the very fudging / cross-dressing civil service sophist scumbags who are at the core of the kiddie fiddling culture - or at best, part of the apologist cover up - such as PIE supporter and ex-Labour hierarchy troll, Harriet Harmful.

What we required is an industrial strength 'day of the rope' style 'take no prisoners' inquisition that does not involve the corruption-ridden Scotland Yard mafia nor any other fucker or their proverbial dog who in true blue stooge fashion kowtows to political pressure - or bribery - or threats - physical, blackmail, career or otherwise from MI5 - or Scotland's notorious 'Rasputin of the Glens' legal adviser to the entire Caledonian Who's Who index / bribe money launderer-in-chief - and hard line media censor - waving bundles of slander and libel writs at all and sundry who have the audacity to dare speak the truth and name and shame his iniquitous Speculative Society / Violate BD/SM Club member clients.

But let us not celebrate and raise shouts of Horray! too soon. Do we smell the stench of whitewash and coverup in the offing here? Yet another vendre un canard à moitié (to half-sell a duck) scheme being conjured up to toss out a couple of geriatric sacrificial goats to the mob - or point the fickle finger of fate at moss-covered gravestones - while protecting the elitist offenders responsible for corrupting the innocence of children?

For not only do we have a total investigative amateur at the reins of the missing dossier inquiry in the form of the NSPCC's Peter Wanless, but now a Magic Circle insider, Lord Injustice Baroness 'Dizzy Lizzie' Butler-Sloshed, has just been 'appointed' to head the Paedogate inquiry into this burgeoning historical child sexual abuse scandal.

But what's the point - especially after the spectacular 'nothing' job she did while chairing the Princess Di' / Dodo al Fayed murder inquests until 2007 when such responsibility was 'buck-passed' to the equally-useless stooge, Lord Scott Baker. Here we are presented with yet another prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiments with intelligence-equipped bipeds - as Butler-Sloshed is the type of person who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil.
Further irony lies in the fact she's the sister of Tricky Micky Havers QC - the Masonic scatster notorious for his dispensation of injustice - who buried Geoffrey Dickens multiple paedo 'dossiers' / files (oh no - not just one - this was a very 'plural' bundle) after they were handed to that useless paunchy slug Leon Brittan.
Yes, ten points to anyone who linked bumboy Micky as the official coverup artist responsible for slamming the lid of the original Elm Guest Bordello inquiry and making sure Carole Kaiser was on MI5's Liverpool Care Pathway priority hit list for a treble insulin shot in her bony ass.

My life already. Are the common herd expected to believe that this politically-correct baggage is actually fit for purpose? To go head on - bull in a china shop fashion - with the Jesuit / Masonic Ninth Circle pederast mafia plus their Tavistock Institute / MK-Ultra mind bender pals - and expose the involvement of the crown heads of Europe and the EUSSR's political hierarchy in Satanic worship and the blood sacrifice of sexually-abused sproglets?

Hmmm, time for a wake up call and let's get realistic on this score. These career scumsters have an established - and adhered to - set of protocols for avoiding any semblance of the truth that might upset their cosy status quo self-interest position in the greater order of things.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28203914 : To recap viz the BBC quote: "Former child protection manager Peter McKelvie says there is now a chance of justice for the victims of child abuse."

Well, much as we all wish this factor would be more at substance than scent, so sorry Peter but there's a better chance of shoving cobs of butter up a porcupine's arse with a hot poker than any living, breathing political / nobility paedo offenders being collared through this set up travesty of an 'inquiry' (sic) while we are burdened with a conundrum of the arrestable class and the unarrestable class – for the PTB labour under the misapprehension that crimes by members of the elite must be swept under the rug due prosecuting them would destabilise the whole crooked system.

Alas but our constitutional monarchy and Parliamentary 'democracy (sic) is no better that some Third World basket case kleptocracy, run for the benefit of the elitist oligarch ruling classes - and the entire system so infested with parasites and their attendant crooks, all mired with graft and corruption, that government is no longer able to operate without.

This privileged elitist fraternity, stricken with an absurd sense of entitlement - and further blighted with congenital birth defects resulting from generations of interbreeding with their own mongrel social stratum - gain election to public office via manipulating the illusion of competence yet are stricken with severe credibility issues - as evidenced by the contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies in their narratives.
With their stock-in-trade one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing, to a man they are a low caste brand of shits that will do anything to get into power - and willing to do anything to keep it.

Hence given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, what's the odds on betting the Shitehall civil service / House of Conmans shredders and cellar furnaces will be working overtime - plus computer hard drives being wiped clean of all kiddie porno images - while this current witch hunt is underway - and the Yard's Inspector Knacker and his Hooterville-Keystone Plod Squad turning up an inconclusive evidential zero regarding 'missing dossiers'?

Thought for the day: Evidence of 20-plus high profile pederasts being discovered? My ass. How about upping that purposely conjured and 'minified' figure to express the Biblical legion of kiddie fiddlers involved?

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Monday 7 July 2014

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