Devon Town Hit With Screaming Shits

Anguished cries of ‘Help!’ flood the internet social media pages this morning as the hapless residents of Devon’s Brixham township areas of Alston and Hillhead are begging for donations of toilet rolls – the soft and padded ‘sore bum’ tissue brand, preferably – or alternately large-sized sanitary towels – the doubly-absorbent type for those ‘heavy days – with the population confined to toilets and commodes – or squatting in a shaded corner of their garden’s compost heap for a modicum of al fresco privacy – due a pan-community outbreak of ballistic diarrhoea affecting everyone and their dog – with the cause now fingered as crypto-sporidiosis parasites contaminating the potable water supply - piped in by the not-fit-for-purpose South West Water company – which is contracted to supply ‘potable, clean drinking water’ to 3.5 million households across the south-west of Broken Britain.

A spokesperson for Devon’s public health authority informed one gutter press hack from ‘Cholera Today’ magazine that 16,000 households had been affected  in the greater Brixham area, with a legion of residents reporting ‘can’t stop shitting and spewing’ symptoms - and ruptured sphincter conditions over the past week period – along with holiday-maker tourists spending their vacations sat on the bog.

Local massage parlour therapist, Fellattia McSlagg, related she noticed a funny taste in the water a few days previously, before falling ill herself.

“Yeah, it smelled like some gnarly fart comin’ out of the tap - an’ tasted as though a herd of dinosaurs had taken a shit in the reservoir. Then the next mornin’ I can’t stop shittin’ meself – and me cat, Tiddles, is crappin’ that much the litter box is overflowin’ wiv moggy poo-poo.”   

“So we calls up South West Water an’ some gobshite wanker there goes inter full denial mode an’ sez it’s got eff’ all to do wiv their water – an’ then tries ter blame havin’ the shits an’ vomitin’ me guts up on me eatin’ a curry fer me supper – an’ claims their water is safe ter drink.”

Sally Snottberg, a consultant in health protection at UK Health Security Agency South West, informed reporters: “Anyone with a diarrhoeal illness should drink plenty more water to prevent dehydration - and if symptoms persist – which they most likely will do if they keep drinking South West’s contaminated tap water supply - they should contact the NHS 111 number - or their local undertaker.”

“We are advising people in the affected areas to follow today’s updated advice and boil whatever drinking water they get from the faucet supply - then allow it to cool before you use – otherwise you’ll scald your lips and tongue and won’t be able to complain anymore.”

A chastised, and now contrite, South West Water, has issued a public statement that an original £15 quid in compensation for affected residents had risen by a further £100 quid a-piece, as the company was now recognising the severity of this incident on the affected resident’s bowels and anal orifice.

Industry regulator Oftwat has slammed the company's initial , and wholly egregious, 'denial' response and directed the company to issue free supplies of bottled mineral water; Loritax and Imodium tablets; and mega-rolls of triple tinted toilet tissue – all to be distributed to the affected areas – along with large tubes of Preparation H for haemhorroid sufferers.

For the public record, Susan Davy, the 54-year-old fat cat boss of Pennon Pollution SA - which owns the incompetence-fuelled South West Water - has raked in £4 million nicker since taking the top job in 2020 - and whose 2023 post-tax take-home pay was a whopping £1.93 million quid.

Corporate investors were supposed to 'pump' £££ billions into South West Water to upgrade its facilities that function to supply clean potable water to British households – while instead the company simply 'pumped' untreated sewage and other noxious liquid waste into the domestic potable water supply – for which CEO Susan Davy received a mega-££££ fuck-ups bonus.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrxrryvr24o

https://www.gbnews.com/news/devon-parasite-outbreak-south-west-water-illness-health

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Thai Lèse-Majesté: Capital Crime

Oh yeah, just take a butcher’s at the banner headline, read on - and welcome to Third World aristocratic arrogance.

It is now an established fact in sunny Siam, under the rabid reign of the current Thai monarch, King Vajiralongkorn - aka Rama X-Box - that any and all acts of lèse-majesté are classed as crapital crimes – incurring lengthy sentences – and – er- starvation - and eventual ‘death’.

Yep, this Rama X-Men guy is no Yul Brynner ‘King and I’ easy going Mr Mongkut type, with an infectious sense of humour – he’s a nasty piece of egocentric, human dross – arrogance personified - while his father, the late King Bhumibol, was a nice, pleasant old chap - fed birds in his garden and stroked cats - unlike the shifty offspring, the IQ-deficient Maha Vajiralongkorn – a human aberration – and widely surmised to be the cousin-on-cousin interbreeding result of the Thai ruling dynasty male line swimming for far too long at the shallow end of the Chakri gene pool.

The incumbent monarch, Vajiralongkorn, has a reputation – domestic and international -  of not quite being the paragon example of law-abiding virtue and moral rectitude one might expect of the hereditary monarch of a Buddhist nation, and whose private life continues to be a controversial subject of discussion in Thailand - (and elsewhere) – with his gambling addiction being funded by the now-exiled former prime minister, Thaksin Shitawaterrat.

Oh yes, Rama X’s philandering, dissolute lifestyle has earned the dipshit a record for going through wives as fast as divorce courts can process the paper-works  - to say nothing of his pick n mix harem of ‘three hole’ paramours – along with nightly assignations in the company of Bangkok’s Phat Phong whores – both the female suck-n-swallow bar habitues - ‘and’ the ladyboy ‘kathoey’ (ass bandit) variety that infest the city’s red light district.

And now to the raison d'être for today’s conscience-sparked denunciation of Thailand’s Monty Python monarchy.

Netiporn ‘Bung’ Sanesangkhom, a female Thai socio-political activist, accused of insulting the country's monarch, has reportedly died in prison following a months-long hunger strike- when – according to the official press release - ‘her heart suddenly stopped beating on Tuesday morning.’

The 28-year-old Bung, a member of a youth movement calling for royal reforms, had been detained since 26^th January, facing several charges of lèse-majesté – i.e. insulting the monarchy.

Ms Sanesangkhom was arrested for publicly demanding reform of Thailand's more at scent than substance justice system, including changes to the notorious. Mickey Mouse lèse-majesté law, which criminalises critical comment – er – telling the Truth - regarding the royal family.

Lèse-majesté laws are covered by Section 112 of the Thai Criminal Code – under which it is illegal to defame, insult, or threaten the king, queen, and / or heir-apparent – and (believe it or not) royal pets.

Netiporn Sanesangkhom had initially been held on a contempt of court charge, with her detention extended after bail in a separate lèse-majesté case for referring to Vajiralongkorn / Rama X as a ‘dog wanker’.

The hapless Ms Sanesangkhom was further accused in two cases of lèse-majesté, relating to public views on the disruption caused by royal motorcades making an even worse fuck-up of Bangkok traffic than it already is – and the second regarding ‘in yer face’ royal family corruption - facing up to 15 years in prison for each charge.

The nation's lèse-majesté law, which forbids any and all well-deserved insults of the corruption-ridden, inept monarchy, is among the strictest – and nastiest - in the world - and has been increasingly enforced ever since the Thai military took power in their 2014 coup – resulting in many political activists punished with harsh jail sentences for exposing the moral turpitude of  Maha Vajiralongkorn and his extended greedy, grasping, corrupt family, and royal court – along with the high n mighty degenerate military regime.

Thailand has some of the strictest lèse-majesté laws in the known Universe - with the legal aid group, Thai Lawyers for Human Rights, claiming an excess of 260 charges have been filed against hapless Thai activists under this lèse-majesté code since 2020.

While foreign jurists and critics claim the military-backed government uses the law to clamp down on free speech - and the United Nations has repeatedly called on Thailand to amend it - the Thai government states the law is necessary to protect their incumbent ‘Beacon of Righteousness – aka the Rama X monarch – regardless of the fact he is widely viewed by the general population as a corrupt and immoral bisexual playboy, who likes taking it up the back passage – and being an all-round total shit-fer-brains dickhead.

To add to, and somewhat confirm, this public opinion; while still Crown Prince, and prior to succeeding the throne upon the death of his father, Vajiralong – in one of his typical – and habitual – states of ganja and booze-fuelled delirium, bestowed upon his pet poodle, Fufu, the vaunted military rank of Air Chief Marshal.

Dusit Palace records, leaked to gutter press hacks for twenty pieces of silver, reveal that Fufu was later killed when the fighter jet aircraft the dog had been assigned to solo-pilot, crashed during an abortive take-off – with no chance of deploying the ejector seat - finally proving the pre-determined opinion that poodles are utter crap at flying planes – regardless of their Air Force rank.

Hmmm, it’s a fucking wonder the Thai royals have never attempted to sue Disney Corp under lèse-majesté law /  Section 112 for their Lady and the Tramp movie’s cartoon / animated casting of Si and Am – the two Siamese cats and their ‘we are Siamese, if you please’ song.

A pity the Thai peasantry don’t take a leaf out of England’s – and greater Europe's – historic record book on dealing with corrupt aristocrats and abusive monarchs.

On a good day they get imprisoned or exiled – and on a real bad day, we kick-start civil wars, then behead the fuckers (bye-bye Charles Stuart I / 1649 – a Tyrant, Traitor, Murderer and Public Enemy) – as did the foul and most foreign French in 1789 / 1793 (bye-bye Bourbons), and our Russian neighbours in 1917 (bye-bye Romanovs).

There again, the flawed concept of lèse-majesté is wholly ignored across Broken Britain in present times, due the circus antics of the grossly inbred, slack-jawed and big-eared Saxe-Coburg und Gotha royal line – rebranding themselves as Windsor – we have such national embarrassments as the ginger-mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, manifesting in our midst – along with his money-grubbing, shit-fer-brains Uncle Andy Pandy – bestest mates with serial paedo’ rapist Jeffrey Epslime.

Then, to cap it all, the People’s Princess, our beloved Di’ – being terminated in a set-up car smash in 'gay Paree' – along with her infidel husband-to-be, Dodo al Fayed – and the unborn child she was carrying - to negate any and all possibility that her eldest son Willy - next in line for the throne - would not have a Muslim step-father around to unduly influence Crown policy.

https://www.asiaglobalonline.hku.hk/free-people-movements-and-political-awakening-thailand

https://www.dw.com/en/exiled-thai-activists-fear-for-their-lives-in-southeast-asia/a-49993115

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2793490/pm-wants-answers-about-activists-death

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/14/political-activist-held-in-thai-jail-dies-after-spending-65-days-on-hunger-strike

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajiralongkorn

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Meghan Seeks Out Nigerian Roots

The gospel according to a salivating global news media, the ginger-mingin Windsor family cuckoo, Prince Harry, along with HRH Princess Meghan, of the California-based Imperial House of Hewitt, are in the process of rebranding their ‘product’ (sic).

Lol’s - ‘product’ indeed.

How about rebranding themselves as talentless scroungers - a pair of grifters whose exaggerated sense of entitlement has deluded them into believing they are the pinnacle of exceptionalism - and on a par with the Second Coming - while the global population will doubtless be enthralled by anything they say or do – and pay mega-bucks for a single ‘viewing rights’ privilege.

Yep, the Prince & Princess of Montecito, Harry and Meghan – (above) - snapped proudly displaying their hand-crafted Nigerian anal stimulator beads necklaces – carved from the indigenous hardwood Bum-Bum Tree – and a gift from the children of Abuja’s Lightway Academy – as they proceed to their meeting with the Igbo King – the highlight of Meghan’s 'publicity circus' African ‘ancestral roots’ tour of Nigeria.

Lol’s, Meghan's claim she's 43% black Igbo tribe Nigerian – with a full white father and half-caste mother – at best 25% negro blood – but, by that same % rule, a definite 100% narcissistic bullshitter, and liar par excellence.

There again, the one and only 'true' gospel - according to the US legacy ‘one drop rule’ - Meghan’s black – as opposed to Harry the Spare – the wicked Windsor clan's 'cuckoo-in-the-nest', who has as much royal blood as a black pudding.

King Juju Juggalug Jambo XVII, monarch of Nigeria’s Igbo tribe, awaits the imminent arrival of Prince Harry Hewitt and his half-breed (43%) Igbo wife, Princess Meghan - pictured here wearing his ceremonial crown – gifted to the Igbo royal family by Cecil Rhodes in 1897, as they were totally enraptured with the colourful lamp shade of his railway carriage reading light.

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Labour’s Stammerer Converts to Islam

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Sleazy Control Freak Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Politicised Islam' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Religious Hypocrisy Rules' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist-atheist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial – and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian scumsters, cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed, – who, imprudently attempt to manipulate religion and politics – and a brain-dead, gullible citizenry - for their own corrupt ends.

No shit, Sherlock, this Britain-based contentious ‘enemy-within’ Muslim Vote group that has imprudently chosen, sans a thought viz critical reaction - to issue, in a most insulting and cavalier fashion, the Labour Party leadershit – specifically the exalted personage of Sir Keir Stammerer himself – with a list of 18 Islamic ideology-related demands.

Que? Why the fuck, you might well inquire, would they attempt to coerce a careful Christian soul like Labour’s Sir Keir with their foreign Muslim religious-orientated political demands?

Why, indeed?

To entice - (perhaps more at ‘coerce’) - him to win their Muslim community backing and votes in the rumoured forthcoming 2024 Parliamentary elections – a mission of persuasion that carries a pervasive stench of not only ‘political’ but also ‘criminal’ corruption – and strains of the religion-rooted animosities that have been sparking faith-related conflicts – pagan vs pagan - since time immemorial – and in recent history, from the fundamentalist Christian Crusades, to the Gordon Riots of 1780 – up to this present day’s Fenian Catholic versus Proddies spiritual belief animosities on our own civilised (sic) doorstep – and Muslim vs Zionist Jew in what was, until 1948, Palestine – now rebranded as Israel.

Ergo, viz the majority vs minority numbers of religious statistics in Broken Britain, the current Anglo-Saxon ethnic Christianity worship headcount stands at 60% - as opposed to a 4% following of Islam by immigrant Muslim adherents.

Thus we draw umbrage at the unqualified arrogance of these conceited fanatics – set to steer British public, and political, opinion to conform with their demands to force British government policy changes concerning the actions of conflicting foreign national entities – specifically Israel and Gaza – whose only connection to the latter is one of the Islamic faith.

Reflecting on the historic record of the opposing Protestant / Catholic Christian / Judaic / Islamic schismatic religious wars that have plagued the Mid-East and Europe - from the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, through the Middle Ages, and to the present day – with Henry VIII giving Pope Clement VII and his Roman Catholic Vatican cohorts the middle finger in 1534 – in a fit of lascivious, matrimonial pique.

Since that occasion our sceptred isle of Albion, from harsh experience, has been, to a greater extent, unofficially tolerant of infidel religions that conflict with our established national / state faith of Protestant Christianity.

However, it appears, to all intents and purposes, that while we permit these followers of a conflicting religious deity - wholly opposed to our Christian faith and moral culture - an inch of ground, they next demand the whole nine yards – to influence our government’s international / foreign political policy.

The Muslim Vote group (Que? WTF is this Muslim Vote?) have, in their supreme and unqualified arrogance, warned that, without these changes to conform with their demands regarding British government policy viz Israel and the Palestinian coastal enclave of Gaza - the group's supporters – (now an estimated 4 million Muslim voter age headcount residents in Britain) - would vote instead for the Green Party or the Librarian Dummercraps, or the semi-denominational Pancake Tuesday Adventist Party – or even the independent Count Binny McBinface Refuse Container Party.

This Muslim Vote grassroots campaign gang has handed their itemised list of 18 demands – no less – to the Labour Party’s capricious, and inconsistent leader, Sir Keir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer - to force his hand and win back lost votes due his pro-Zionist Israel cheer leader stance concerning the human rights abuses visited on the Muslim Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip littoral enclave..

Not only, but also, included in this listing of 18 demands – (somewhat reminiscent of Martin Luther’s Ninety-Five Theses of 1517) – is the want of an apology from Sir Keir for failing to prosecute his fellow Freemason - the BBC’s celebrity kiddie fiddling DJ, Jimmy Savile - while in his previous post of Director of Pubic Prosecutions – and also an act of self-flagellating penance for his pro-Zionist stance on the Israel-Hamas military conflict.

In addition, Item 5 demands the British government - (if Labour win control of Parliament) - sever military links – both MI6 intelligence sharing and arms supplies - with Israel – and, last but by no means least, (item 6) permit the junior demographic worshippers of Islam to roll out their Axminster prayer mats in the classrooms of British schools and pray to their singular - yet purportedly ‘brimstone & fire’ omnipotent deity - x-times per day.

The Muslim Vote group, which describes itself as both a ‘broad community campaign’ and ‘loose cannon collective’, is also demanding that Labour / Stammerer returns to source all Zionist donation monies made to the Labour party coffers - and retracts the Tory Nasty Party government's recently-revised legal definition of ‘extremism’ – which gives a blanket coverage of the nefarious activities of militant Islam -  and further enforce a British destination travel ban on Israeli politicians who support the Zionist state’s military actions against hapless Muslim terrorist types ensconced in the Gaza Strip enclave.

To add to this delusional 18 points idiocy these Muslim political bullies have warned that, without their demands being met and the changes implemented, the group's supporters would vote for the Green Party, as opposed to Labour.

Well, on a sensible logic aside, that might not be a bad thing either. For if these Muslim immigrant voters join with the Green Party’s Christian advocates and supporters – and the Greenies gain control of Downing Street, plus dominance of the House of Conmans – their proposed socio-political policies might equate with more trees getting planted, an explosion of national green recreation spaces – and the installation of special road crossings for our hedgehogs.

Okay, now back to ground zero, and hard fact Reality.

The Muslim Vote cabal’s wet dream list of 18 demands was reissued after a number of Labour and Tory councillors were ousted at last week's local elections by a series of council candidates in Muslin ghetto areas who campaigned on the issue of Gaza - a Muslim-governed geo-political location NOT a part of Food Bank Britain, but rather what might be referred to as being – er – ‘a long way away’ - in the Middle East.

As to the fore-mentioned Muslim Vote’s castigation of Michael Gove’s ‘Levelling Up’ department’s revised definition of extremism – and counter-extremism strategy - this applies directly to groups that promote an ideology based on ‘violence, hatred or intolerance’ – all three factors that are blatantly present in the key elements of Islamic ideology.

To wit, the Muslim adherents of this ideology label the worshippers of far older faiths than the 7^th Century Islam to be non-believers and infidels – upon whom they have repeatedly launched violent holy war Jihads - as so well evidenced by the repeated Christian Crusades to free the Holy Land (sic) and city of Jerusalem, and allow Christian disciples and votaries to visit and pray there in peace and safety from persecution by the shifty Saracen overlords of the time.

The campaign group states it will be focusing on influencing House of Conmans political seats where the Muslim vote can impact the outcome - with one spokesperson for the Labour Muslim Network, Ali Bin Bagg, stating for the public record that the party's position on Gaza ‘is going to have a serious electoral consequence for some fucker and their dog’.

Mr Bin Bagg added: ‘If I was a Labour MP in the Muslim majority ghettoes of Bradford, Birmingham, or Leicester, or parts of London or Manchester, I would be seriously concerned, and start kissing some Muslim political opinion influencer’s spotty ass.’

Contrarily, the Labour campaign coordinator, Pat McFuckwit, claims the party is working to secure a better future for the Palestinian people – with two major issues now guiding their policy.

The first being Zionist Israel’s right to defend itself against Palestinian Hamas terrorist aggressions - and second is helping the Palestinian people of Gaza by supplying medical supplies and body bags following Israel military reprisal attacks.

Speaking in Brummystan’s urban Muslim ghetto last Saturday night, Stammerer switched to populism mode, appealing directly to those who had abandoned his party over Labour’s ambiguous stance on Gaza, with the plea: ‘I have heard you. I have listened. From here on, we don’t care how many synagogues you spray with anti-Zionist graffiti - please vote Labour’.

Hmmm, just what Broken Britain doesn’t need – a most foreign Muslim-ideology dominated New Labour Party political apparatus governing (sic) our once-sceptred Arthurian – and true Christian - isle of Albion.

Stop press: Tory MP defectors to Labour, Christian Wakeup and Dan Poultry, recently had their treacherous numbers boosted by Dover MP, Twatalie Elphicke – amid unconfirmed rumours that PM Fishy Sunak will be next to join their turncoat ranks.  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13386393/Muslim-vote-list-demands-Keir-Starmer-Labour-Gaza-Palestine.html

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/muslim-vote-keir-starmer-gaza-labour-election

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Bright Blue Hosts Palestinian Hate Blogger

A UK-based ultra-Zionist – and hard core rabid cheer-leader for the Israeli Defence Force military’s human rights abuses - the publicity-addicted, Israeli apologist, Isabella Wallersteiner, has taken to contaminating X – (formerly Twatter) - and mesmerising a boasted 73,000 equally brain dead online followers with her blatant Jewish heritage-rooted racial-discriminatory hate-bait dribble.

Yep, the bottle blonde Bella is high in oath, and at full gallop, when savaging all and sundry who disagree with her unqualified, arrogant opinions – specifically those infidel Gentile-types who fail to kneel before the Chosen People’s altar of Zionism - and kiss the rogue Jewish state’s ‘Promised Land’-stealing ass – or dare (Jehovah forbid) pass critical comment of PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and the incumbent Likit Party’s blessing of the IDF’s barbaric ‘Amalek’ style holy war of annihilation against the Muslim Palestinian population of the ever-diminishing Gaza Strip littoral enclave – besieged behind Israeli’s 30 foot high Great Apartheid Wall.

To wit, bonkers Bella, a suitable case for treatment, gives an all-round thumbs up to the rogue Zionist state’s psychotic PM Nuttyahoo, as he ordered the devastation of Gaza - quoting the Hebrew Tanakh: “Go now, and smite the Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”

Ergo, in modern day English – go kill every fucking thing that moves.

And that is, with prudence aforethought, to sidestep mention of the equally-maligned and human rights abused Palestinian population of the IDF-occupied West Bank territory – physically segregated from their Gaza-situated relatives.

Albeit, for Wallersteiner’s 24/7 ‘Zionism Rules’ promotion work on X – and further abusive misuse of the pages of the Shite Blue liberal-conservative ‘stink tank’ website – (and elsewhere that will, sans social conscience, entertain and publish her racially-extreme bigotry and hate speech) - she unashamedly waves the ubiquitous Jewish victim card, and hails Israel as the only Mid-East state as ‘dyke-tolerant’ - where she can legally engage in a lesbian relationship.

Hmmm, and that closing sentence tends to provide a stellar insight to, and assessment of, the IQ-deficient bottle blonde’s moral disposition.

So, who the fuck is this noxious and opinionated Wallersteiner character? The gospel according to her online bio’ – she’s an ‘associate researcher’ no less - (keeps the photocopier paper topped up) - at Burson Cohn & Wolfe Global – (aka BCW - a multinational pubic relations company – and subsidiary of the WPP Group – who, are too, a sub’ holding of SYZYGY AG) – and has, due the toxic venom she spits at the hapless Muslim Palestinian population of ersatz Israel - (formerly, until 1948, the sovereign state of Palestine) – subsequently earned herself the well-deserved – and fittingly appropriate - nom de guerre nickname of ‘Genocide Barbie’.

In a world where Kismet has a timely habit of eventually kicking the supremely pretentious squarely in the ass, and impaling them on their own boasts, one factor is pre-ordained; and for sure - history shall not remember this nasty, bigoted bitch kindly - nor those, such as Shite Blue and X, who freely entertain and host her noxious, racist views and pro-Zionist / anti-Palestinian hate speech  diatribes sans caution nor censorship.

Big 'awww' for Genocide Barbie - so deep down the rabbit hole of radicalised extremism she absolves Israel from all responsibility viz the wholesale slaughter of Muslim Palestinian children – claiming it is the fault of Hamas – and is thus a most suitable candidate for the UK’s extremist / terrorist de-radicalise Prevent Programme.

https://www.brightblue.org.uk/bella-wallersteiner-israel-stands-alone-in-the-middle-east-on-protecting-lgbt-rights/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12791673/Moment-British-Jew-confronts-pro-Palestinian-supporter-Nuremberg-trials-Netanyahu-Biden-Sunak-police-arrest-18-anti-Semitism.html

https://the-curated-edit.co.uk/israel-advocacy-exposed/2023/10/31/meet-extremist-genocide-supporting-bella-wallersteiner-she-has-been-nicknamed-on-x-as-the-genocide-barbie-exposed/

https://twitter.com/BellaWallerstei?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

https://www.linkedin.com/in/bella-wallersteiner-408359119/?originalSubdomain=uk

https://www.instagram.com/bellawallerstei/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations’ and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour - and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, spike proteins, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Hotel Rwanda Flights + £3,000 Spends

Well, there we go, Food Bank Britain’s illegal immigrant deportation / human rights n wrongs conundrum finally solved – following a cluster of complicated legal-political, sneaky legerdemain moves – and what an embarrassment to boot.

To wit, through a route of sleight of hand chicanery, our government has succeeded in ‘coaxing’ (more at ‘bribing’) their first illegal immigrant – (and only passenger) - to get on their inaugural deportation flight to Rwanda – quite possibly tempted to go voluntarily due the £3,000 quid cash-in-hand ‘pocker money’ payment from our inept Tory Nasty Party government – with Fishy Sunak playing Fairy Godmother by doling out monies on behalf of an uninformed - and doubtless reluctant - British taxpayer.

How f*cking much - £3,000 nicker – plus a free - (and most definitely required) - Kinyarwanda phrase book? Okay, sign me up – I’m on the next Rwanda flight too. Kigali here we come.

Okay, joke over – back to common sense reality. This will prove to be an absurd and expensive gimmick – and the most ridiculous idea the Tory Party have conjured up in a long line of ridiculous ideas.

At £3 grand per deported immigrant, and their numbers are now legion - surely it is time to get serious, instead of fucking the cat, as per the current situation – for there has to be a cheaper alternative – just say bollocks to EU human rights legislation, and  direct the Borders Agency patrol boats to turn these fuckers around mid-Channel – (as opposed to taking them on board) – with a bows-on nudge to their overloaded rubber boats - and point them back to safe haven France – from whence they came.

Better still, stop the fuckers on the beaches of la belle Française, before they can launch and board their rubber inflatables.

There again, that’s problematic, cos the Frogs ain’t gonna cooperate as they’re just glad to be shut of the scrounging illegal immigrant problem. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68934480

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/27641889/first-migrant-sent-to-rwanda-sunak/

Yee-Ha! What a ferkin embarrassment for the good ole US of A and NATO combined – this stellar ‘battle front trophy’ exhibition of their collective military hardware supplied, free of charge – (read ‘taxpayer cost’) - to the Ukraine – to bait Bad Vlad Putrid and fuel this insane proxy war with Russia – with all of the heavy duty armoured variety equipment shot to shit and back – and now on public show in Moscow’s Victory Park – with a pretty coloured national flag identity sticker on each trophy piece – designating the country of origin and to boost the embarrassment factor.

Germany’s Leopard 2 tanks; Broken Britain’s Huskie APC’s and Challenger 2 battle tanks; French TRF1 Howitzers, Crotale NG missiles and CM200 Radar systems; and from the good ole US of A-M1 Abrams tanks by the dozen; Starstreak missile launchers; Patriot missile launchers; M777 / 155mm Howitzers; MGM-140 ATACMS missiles, and M142 HIMARS rocket launchers galore - along with the shattered remains of dozens of DJI Mavic-3 drones – and the burned out, crumpled wreckage of a US Navy F16 Falcon fighter jet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68934205

Meanwhile, over the Pennine’s Peak District tops, in hilly Derbyshire’s ordinarily serene Whaley Bridge area, Farmer Giles has been arrested on the twin charges of suspicion of murder ‘and’ attempted murder - for an act of self-preservation – and protecting his hearth and home – from the criminal intentions of a motley crew of would-be thieving teenage scallies, attempting to burgle his property during the hours of darkness – and who collectively ended up on the receiving end of a 12 gauge live fire ‘Shoot-a-Scrote’ exercise.

As the old adage states: an Englishman’s home – end terrace, semi-detached, bungalow, first floor flat, or farm house – is his castle – and the owner / occupant should be granted the legal right to defend such against all manner of intruders – especially so mob-handed thugsters, hell bent on committing criminal acts of aggravated burglary.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-68942085

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-68936767

Nathan McScrote, a research associate in philosophy, and author of the ever-popular bedtime reading tome, Reptiles with a Conscience - who was, until most recently, gainfully occupied in an honorary post at Cambridge’s Emmanuel College, has sparked a veritable ‘abhorrent race row’ shit storm backlash, and become embroiled in a heated public debate viz the subject of ‘race realism’ - due his studied, and rational, dismissal of racial equality, credibly linking racial origin to academic ability – which has resulted in howls for ‘his’ dismissal.

McScrote came under fire following the publication of a blog which claimed the number of black professors at Harvard would 'approach zero' in a true meritocracy; and, quote: that 'blacks would disappear from almost all high-profile positions - outside of sports and entertainment’ – then further dismissed the concept of equality between people of different ethnicities as a 'thesis based on lies'.

Well, the Woke joke gang were doubtless to be high in objection, but the racial equality debate, forever controversial and rigorous in nature, has no foundation in reality; and in a society whose parameters of academia are structured around meritocracy, then the white Caucasian tribes surpass all others in attainment.

Ergo, and thus, so too, goes the argument viz the rejection of the Woke cult’s diversity, equality and inclusion policies.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13327677/Cambridge-university-race-researcher-equality-lies-dropped-backlash-students.html

Okay folks, just when you decided this world could not get any more fucked up than it already is, Italy’s National Board for Animal Protection has decided to finally ban the controversial ‘puppy yoga’ classes - on animal welfare grounds.

Perhaps following the example of the UK's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), their Italian counterparts are urging people to consider alternative activities to having their puppies practice yoga – such as taking them for a run in the park, and playing ‘Fetch!’

The NBAP’s Giuseppe D’Angelo opined to one gutter press hack from the Eyeball Twister magazine "This type of activity is detrimental to a puppy dog's well-being and only brings financial advantages to those rip-off scammers who run these insane classes."

While the shifty organisers claim the puppies enjoy the ancient Indian art, of sitting cross-legged, with their eyes closed, and repeatedly chanting (actually barking) ‘Ohm’ – to enhance their parasympathetic nervous system activity, and promote relaxation and calmness – critics state there is nothing in this practice that might be considered beneficial to the animals.

Believe it or not, while puppy yoga classes are all the rage across Europe and the good ole U.S. of A – a whole gamut of other variations include kitten yoga, rabbit yoga, and even goat yoga.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckmjk7v40gko

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Gee n wow n no shit, Sherlock. Fun n games up north of the border in Alba, or is it Caledonia? That strange place where grown men prance around in pretty-coloured tartan skirts, with furry things hung on the front.

Yeah, and folks scratch their heads, questioning the quantitative defects and errors that have stricken Broken Britain’s politics, which are currently manifesting into becoming more fucked up than a soup sandwich.

Bonny Nonceland’s Worst Minister, Humza Yousaf, this week pulled a strategic resignation trick from his throne in Holyrood – before the arrogant buffoon could be forcibly kicked out of Edinburgh’s Butt Hole House following a ‘no confidence’ vote.

But WTF was to be expected, with the dipshit Yousaf the victim of his own Scottish Nonce Party back-stabbing demise - a continuity candidate who failed to break away from the toxic shadow of his predecessors – then became doubly cursed by promoting divisive hate crime laws, and the loony trans-gender bender Cass Review – neither helped along with his myopic adoption of unachievable Net Zero targets.

Hmmm, obviously Humza had been neglecting his daily breakfast Weetabix.

There again, the horrid Humza’s just another failure in quite a line of political failures for the Scots, if we reflect on the legacies of the Wee Nippy Sturgeon and her predecessor – the Porky Pict – Alex Salmond.

Without a shred of a doubt, these dog wankers have, on both individual and collective scales, most certainly elevated ‘fucking up’ into a purist art form.

Now let’s take a break and play that great old game of What If? – and speculate 'what if' Katie Forbes grabs the SNP leadershop by the short n curlies?

For starters, she’s gotta be an improvement on the last triumvirate of corrupt and manipulative losers – a reflection of her austere and religious related upbringing – an outwardly honest and sincere person – one who disses the trans-women concept that they are real women – and perhaps the person to finally come down hard on the scum perv activities of Scotland’s kiddie fiddling central – Aberdeen / Granite City – infested with, and governed by, an officialdom of low life Satanist-worshipping pederasts that prey on special needs children.

Just Google 'Hollie Greig Scandal'.

Mind you, reflecting back on the horrid Humza and the SNP incompetents in Holyrood, when it comes down to political chaos and dysfunctional government, things are no better down south, in Mother England – as neither of Parliament’s Lower House of Conmans, or the Upper House of Frauds dosspit, amount to naught but ego-massaging asylums - catering to the established practice of hierarchical corruption and acts of political treachery.

More to the point, the Tory Nasty Party’s Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak, has proved to be as much use as tits on a bull, and impotency personified when it comes to solving any of our problems – especially so the illegal immigration conundrum – where we have hordes – legions in fact,  of infidel foreign types departing the safe haven refuge of France – and making landfall on our south coast beaches – hell bent on engaging in a mass asylum-seeking scrounge-a-thon mission, and thanks to not fit for purpose ECHR laws, arrogantly intent on dipping wholesale into our taxpayer piggy bank.

Wow, the stench of political corruption hit the nostrils faster than the 20mph speed limit restrictions as we drive across the windy way border into Welsh Wales – with one corporate donor – the Cardiff-based Dauson Environmental Group – doling out a nice, round-robin £200,000 nicker to the now-Worst Minister Vaughn Gething’s ‘Welsh Labour’ party leadershit campaign –– and by return, under the charitable Gething’s aegis, being granted an interest-free loan of £400,000 quid.

For the pubic record, Dauson ‘Environmental’ (sic) Group is owned and operated by a certain David ‘Fly-Tipper’ Neal, who was given a suspended prison sentence of three months in 2013 for illegally dumping waste – and four years on copped a further suspended sentence of 18 weeks for not removing the very same heaps of fly-tipped crap.

Ergo, if these wankers are so cash flow positive, to the extent they can donate £200 grand, then why the fuck do they need a £400 grand loan off the Welsh government? Perhaps to clean up their accumulated mountains of fly-tipped shite?

Regardless of Welsh Labour’s Chief Whip, Jabba the Hutt, insisting ‘nothing to see here, move along now’ - if one was of a suspicious mind, it might be speculated, not only on issues of transparency and proprietary – and specifically Gething’s lack of sound judgement – and, so too, on moral grounds, that Dauson / Neal made a prudent investment of £200,000 nicker, and copped a 100% return on the investment – and what appears to be a long-term Get Outa Jail Free exemption for still failing to clear their illegally-dumped debris / junk / rubbish.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/vaughan-gething-welsh-government-loan

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/vaughan-gething-keir-starmer-pressure-labour-donation-scandal

Now that has simply gotta be a first. AstraZeneca have this week finally held their proverbial hands up and admitted to what the hapless public demographic have known since Day One of the Covid-1984 scamdemic – that their life-saving (sic) Covishield vaccine, quote: ‘causes a rare side effect’ – specifically ‘death’.

To wit, just forget the Covid-1984 mRNA jab micro-chip hysteria – for the devil is in the mix, all right – and is the cause of all manner of adverse medical effects – doubtless due to being formulated from a noxious blend of crap, containing the nasty likes of graphene oxide and self-assembling hydrogels - (aka lipid nano-particles) – which act as nano-receivers – all embedded with a functioning MAC target address.

Yep, the Covid vaxx shot is packed with even more toxic spike protein nasties that form the fibrous Calamari blood clots – (notorious for blocking human veins and arteries - like turd-bergs in a London sewer) – and electro-magnetic materials that dutifully respond to coded radio ‘signal’ frequencies – turning us into nano-tech cyborgs.

All part n parcel of the forthcoming control freak ‘human hack’ – and global depopulation agenda.

Ha, lol’s – the gospel according to this week's edition of the gutter press Montecito Shitraker News, Prince Harry, and spouse Princess Meghan, have garnered a certain notoriety for being equally difficult to work with.

Probably due the fact both these IQ-deficient dingbats are egocentric knobheads, who know everything better that any other fucker – or so they think.

Yeah, entertainment beyond borders, as we sit back and watch the silly Sussex clowns, Harry – and specifically Her Regal Highness, the Princess Meghan – a class act, shit-for-brains narcissist - flail around from one failed project to the next.

But wait – cos no shit, Shylock, we now hear on the jungle telegraph, that Harry Hewitt’s ghost-written autobiography – ‘Spare Prick at a Coronation’ - has been nominated – not once, but twice - for the British Book Awards.

Really, so who the fuck gets to collect any ‘work of fiction’ / ‘C for Effort’ award – if it wins one - the ginger-mingin Harry - or Casper, the Ghost Writer?

Also up on the Rumour Mill screen is news Harry’s heading to London next week, for an Invictus Games 10^th anniversary event – and pre-informed ‘there’s no room for you’ at any of the Royal’s palaces or Windsor Castle - or their old haunt of Freddy Frog Cottage.

Hence the ginger-mingin back-stabber will be shacking up at some Air BnB – or dossing down in a convenient Soho doorway, well liquored, after he stumbles out of whatever den of iniquity in the night’s pre-dawn hours.  

The gospel according to the Tory Nasty Party’s Defence Procurement Minister, James Cartlidge, keeping the Ukraine’s military supplied with ammo has knocked a big hole in Broken Britain’s arsenal reserves – to the point of having none left.

Yep, and none actually means ‘none’ – not even a few rounds of 5.56 x 45mm centre fire for the Army to stage their local weekly L85A2 rifle target practice session at Bisley, shooting Farmer McDuff’s cows in an adjacent field – and that is the core reason the government are set to increase defence spending (taxpayer funds) by the power of 10 – to keep Zelensky’s army locked n loaded – and ready to shoot more Russians.

Ouch! Now that has simply gotta be a wake-up call that some fucker in government is lacking in prudence and effective management, when Broken Britain’s military turn around and whinge they haven’t got any ammo left, as the Worstminster bureaucraps shipped it all off to Zelenski’s 21^st Losers Battalion, of the Ukraine’s Defence Force.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.