Meghan Seeks Out Nigerian Roots

The gospel according to a salivating global news media, the ginger-mingin Windsor family cuckoo, Prince Harry, along with HRH Princess Meghan, of the California-based Imperial House of Hewitt, are in the process of rebranding their ‘product’ (sic).

Lol’s - ‘product’ indeed.

How about rebranding themselves as talentless scroungers - a pair of grifters whose exaggerated sense of entitlement has deluded them into believing they are the pinnacle of exceptionalism - and on a par with the Second Coming - while the global population will doubtless be enthralled by anything they say or do – and pay mega-bucks for a single ‘viewing rights’ privilege.

Yep, the Prince & Princess of Montecito, Harry and Meghan – (above) - snapped proudly displaying their hand-crafted Nigerian anal stimulator beads necklaces – carved from the indigenous hardwood Bum-Bum Tree – and a gift from the children of Abuja’s Lightway Academy – as they proceed to their meeting with the Igbo King – the highlight of Meghan’s 'publicity circus' African ‘ancestral roots’ tour of Nigeria.

Lol’s, Meghan's claim she's 43% black Igbo tribe Nigerian – with a full white father and half-caste mother – at best 25% negro blood – but, by that same % rule, a definite 100% narcissistic bullshitter, and liar par excellence.

There again, the one and only 'true' gospel - according to the US legacy ‘one drop rule’ - Meghan’s black – as opposed to Harry the Spare – the wicked Windsor clan's 'cuckoo-in-the-nest', who has as much royal blood as a black pudding.

King Juju Juggalug Jambo XVII, monarch of Nigeria’s Igbo tribe, awaits the imminent arrival of Prince Harry Hewitt and his half-breed (43%) Igbo wife, Princess Meghan - pictured here wearing his ceremonial crown – gifted to the Igbo royal family by Cecil Rhodes in 1897, as they were totally enraptured with the colourful lamp shade of his railway carriage reading light.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.