In today's 'Let's Kick Broken Britain’s Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cut-throat election campaign one-upmanship insanity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Yep, Broken Britain’s ruling Tory Nasty Party political machine has scheduled a ‘do or die’ general election date for July 4, to correspond with the good ole US of A’s 1776 Independence Day anniversary – setting our island nation’s entire political scoundrel class infestation of the House of Conmans off on campaigning ‘Vote for Me’ missions, and issuing all manner of election manifesto pledges that might well serve to make a cat laugh.
A paradox indeed, and not to overlook, nor forget, the Librarian-Dummercrats, Reformers, Greenies, Plaid Cymru, the SNP klepto’ gang, and the Pancake Tuesday Adventists; etc, et al) - with both the Tory and Labour parties upper ranks being staffed by crews of the intellectually constipated - yet consistently beset with verbal diarrhoea – with cadres from each morphing into turncoat mode and switching party alliances – or, as in the case of the Ministry for Mouth Breathers, Michael ‘Pob’ Gove, exiting stage left, and his long-overdue retirement.
To kick start this stellar display of political ‘Truth or Dare’ election bravado, we have the Tory gang’s Fishy Sunak, blatantly determined to ensure they lose the forthcoming election, with his vacuous plan to re-initiate the post-WW2 (1947 - 1960) requirement of mandatory national military service – which is designed to directly conscript Broken Britain’s three quarter of a million ‘free n easy’ 18-year-old teenage youth population – male and female - plus the steadily-burgeoning trans-gender bender ‘not really sure’ identity-confused sex sector of our society.
In this alone we have a Conservative cabal intent to launch a most
definite piece of negative social engineering – better described as an act of political self-harm – whereas, in
a typical contrarian strategy, the EU-mindset lackey, Keir Stammerer, has announced Labour’s
‘counter-gimmick’ - to drop the qualifying voting requirement for elections to
the age of 16 – in the hope today’s teens will - ‘out of gratitude’ - vote
Labour – as opposed to casting their ballot for any of the other equally
corrupt and useless political parties that infest Food Bank Britain’s Democrapic
‘system of governance’ (sic).
To wit, Stammerer’s reasoning is based on the fact that, quote: “If you can have a job, work, and pay tax; and be conscripted into the armed forces to get maimed or killed when we have to repel Bad Vlad Putrid’s imminent Russian Euro-expansion ‘lebensraum’ military invasion - you ought to be legally entitled to attend the local polling station – and, er, vote Labour.”
Okay, and by extension, if a British-born resident can vote at 16 – they can obviously stand as a constituency candidate for a seat in Parliament.
Hmmm, no shit, Sherlock, then we may well end up with a youth group populist, teenage Prime Minister – lording it over Downing Street, and an equally-teenaged Cabinet, prior to taking a leave of absence – to sit his A-Level GCE exams.
Great idea – c’est non – as we ponder silently to ourselves - who the fuck in the Labour HQ’s think tank conjured this one up – Wallace n Gromit – or Wiley E. Coyote?
Alternately, with a legal requirement in place for Britain’s 18 year olds to reluctantly submit to mandated national military service – and with 16 year old’s given the franchise to vote - and run for public office – the first order of business on a cross party force of 16 year old MPs agenda might well to be is repeal the 18 year old military conscription statue.
Oh my, fer fuck’s sake, let’s get back to ground level reality for five, for has any fucker or their dog thought these hare-brained schemes through, to their calamity-loaded climax points?
Really, has any fucker or their dog thought these hare-brained schemes through, to their calamity-loaded climax points?
Obviously not - for in an attempt to foster national spirit, then twelve months of mandatory national service is on the books to be introduced by the Terrible Tories - if they win the general election – with Britain’s ‘bored shitless’ eighteen-year-olds eligible for compulsory ‘marching up n down’ military duty.
While Labour
automatically criticised the plans - forecast to cost in excess of £2.5 billion
nicker per annum - as desperate and unfunded – the National Service Act / armed
forces placements would permit teenagers to – in Sunak’s own words – learn
‘real world skills’ - the basics of self-preservation and survival – plus how
to interrogate, torture, and kill their enemies; know what it feels like to get
shot at (and wounded); and how to frag’ shit-fer-brains subaltern officers.
Ergo, under this scheme, Britain would have an army of young and fit infantry battalions ready for combat service on the Russian battlefront, when Bad Vlad Putrid’s Slavic hordes blitzkrieg their way across Scandinavia – in the direction of our once-sacred Isle of Albion – with a strategic parachute deployment of Spetsnaz troops on the cards for a Land’s End invasion - to capture, secure, and hold for ransom, our nation’s coveted stocks of Cornish pasties.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpddxy9r4mdo
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-set-to-grant-vote-to-16-year-olds-in-future-elections
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