HS2 Stalled by Tortoise Bureaucracy & Incompetence

Based on our Tory Nasty Party government's established, dingbat policy of net zero research, Broken Britain intends to maintain this ludicrous aspiration of Net Zero carbon emissions to minimise the effects of the scaremongering – more at scent than substance - climate change threat – and continue to drive this potentially four and a half trillion pound project (plus change) - based on unproven tech and flawed science - which risks the very fabric of Food Bank Britain’s economy and inflicting a greater degree of societal hardship than we are currently burdened with in the wake of the Covid-1984 scamdemic lockdowns.

Fer fuck’s sake, Food Bank Britain does not need this spendthrift HS2 ‘Faster than a Speeding Mullet’ rail travel enhancement. Just upgrade, and ‘re-nationalise’ – for efficiency and reliability - the existing system – and return its service scope to the pre-1960’s British Railways days – before that dog wanker Richard Beeching set about ripping our iconic train service to bits - on the vacuous grounds of money-grubbing ‘unprofitability’.

Typical of Tory blundering under the 1960’s leadershit of Super-Mac (Macmillan) and Alec ‘Skeletor’ Douglas Home, the primary purpose of a nationalised travel system was to provide a reliable and efficient A to B affordable rail service for the travelling public, not turn a profit.

To all intents and purposes, that it did, with constancy, for generations, and paid for itself  too – until the advent of a nationwide spread of multi-lane, high speed motorways – and what the government of the day viewed an alternative method of travel to our iconic, albeit antiquated, rail service structure and machinery.

Consider this – why the fuck does our narrow breadth, John o’Goats to Land’s End, 600 mile long island nation require locomotives travelling at 250 mph?

To date, the HS2 project has hardly advanced at what might be regarded as ‘High Speed’ – and even in its current cut-back / diminished / stalled state of being, has managed to squander an excess of £280 zillion nicker million on money-grubbing ‘consultants’ alone, over the last seven year period.

Specifically, if one references the gospel according to the government's money-grubbing public contract website: £102 million quid to PwC; another £86 million nicker to Deloitte; £25 million to Ernst & Young; and a further £9 million quid to KPMG.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Black Power Built Stonehenge

A Woke joke cult row has erupted with the intensity and mega-nuclear force of the Krakatoa volcano going ‘Ka-fucking-Boom’ in the middle passage of the Sunda Strait back in 1883, after a just-released children's book has been accused of rewriting British history with the claim that Stonehenge was built by some to-date unknown wandering Black-hued tribe - who were the original inhabitants of our once-sceptred, and sacred, Isle of Albion – centuries before the ‘Whitey’ Celts and Anglo-Saxon Ancient Briton population ever showed up.

The Nigerian-born, UK-based female author, with the pen name of Atinuke, further claims, in her illustrated ‘Brilliant Black British History’ book, quote: ‘every single British person comes from a migrant’ -and, pushing the Afrocentrism propaganda myth that ‘the very first Britons were as black as a coal miner’s socks’ – with the unique megalithic Stonehenge structure – a major tourist attraction - being built while Britain was a ‘Black country’.

In response a slew of qualified commentators have critically lambasted the author and book’s bizarre fantasy content – aimed at readers aged seven and over, for its more at scent than substance delusional, multiculturalism claims, typically: “This children's book is completely inaccurate, and a work of anti-historical propaganda. For the record, the British Isles were 99.9% white until the early 1950’s, when the arrival of a post-WW2 influx of coloured peoples from ex-British colonies changed the population demographic.”

Brilliant Black British History, which is published by Bloomsbury and promoted by the Arts Council-funded literacy charity The Book Trust, claims that, quote: “Britain was a black country for more than 7,000 years before white people ever came along, and during that time the most famous British monument was built, Stonehenge.”

Hmmm, Bloomsbury editors and the Arts Council are in desperate need of a common sense check - attempting to disseminate a Black supremacy history message to combat the established – and denigrated – global White supremacy record.

This history of black supremacy propaganda work, Brilliant Black British History,  written by some self-delusional coloured scribbler in Cloud Cuckoo Land, and then recklessly published, sans critical editing, by Bloomsbury and The Book Trust charity – the latter funded by the Arts Council – these literary agents require a smack round the back of the head wake-up call before they travel too far down this dangerous path of re-writing history to appease the ever-righteous Woke joke cult.

At this juncture we ask a couple of simple questions. If blacks were the dominant – and only - population of Britain 7,000 years ago, then, numero uno, where the fuck did they come from – some African diaspora? - and numero dos, where the fuck did they disappear to? Certainly not the Shetlands – for nary a trace of their presence, or even existence, in the fossil record.

Furthering this Black Britain controversy is a facial reconstruction of our revered Cheddar Cheese Man (9,000 BC) depicting him as having dark skin, although one so-called expert involved in the archaeological project insisted it was probably bullshit and the darker hue of the skin was doubtless caused by ingrained mud and generalised shite, as bathing and personal hygiene were not social norms in the Mesolithic period – centuries before the invention of soap.

Hmmm, so was Cheddar Cheese Man black? Here we simply have to consider the obvious science, with a logical approach – and consider the British climate, for starters. What skin shade are British born Anglo-Saxon / Celt descendants today? White. Why is this? Cos the sun rarely shines here – unlike the Equatorial / tropical belt, where the sun beams down with such intensity that the human population have darker hued – to black – skin as protection against the detrimental effects of solar radiation.

Perhaps here we might reflect on the instance of Lucy, a prehistoric inhabitant of the African region now known as Ethiopia; whose remains were discovered by archaeologist Richard Leakey in 1974. While it is taken as a scientific certainty that Lucy’s skin was black, it might be pertinent to reflect on the fact that her bones were a pale shade of ‘white’. Ergo, black on the outside – white on the inside – a fact Ms Atinuke might wish to reflect upon during her black power propaganda scribbling duties.

To wit, here we are confronted with an example of elementary school age literature colonised by Woke joke propaganda, brainwashing our children’s evolving brains with a level of socio-political misinformation that constitutes outright lies – and further gobsmacked by the utter unqualified arrogance of this Nigerian Yoruba scribbler and her fantasy-inspired, flawed science delusional speculation that the Neolithic Stonehenge astronomical observatory was designed and constructed in pre-history by a workforce of diaspora Blacks and not Celtic druid shamans – or, as the UFO gang would have it, the alien Annunaki from the Pleiades star system?

Adding insult to injury, this oddball Atinuke claims that, again quote: ... "this influx of black ‘Muslim’ migrants to Britain brought new knowledge about textiles, medicine, maths and navigation over 7,000 years ago" – and obviously their vast knowledge of outdoor star observatory science and architecture too, if the Stonehenge construction myth is to be considered.

Yeah, right. Black Muslim migrants in ancient Britain 7,000 years ago. Now that alone presents something of an enigma, considering Islam was not founded as a religion until Mohammed arrived on the scene and cobbled together his Qur’an of suras, circa 610 AD.

Thus we pose the question of where did these science / architecture canny Stonehenge-constructing Blacks hail from? Africa – the historical geographic origin of the black race?

And 7,000 years in the past they were adept, as quoted by the book’s author of ‘knowledge about textiles, medicine, maths and navigation’ – obviously a civilised, advanced race of beings – yet 7,000 years later, at the time the likes of Christian missionaries of David Livingstone’s ilk were venturing into Africa – 1850’s - the inhabitants were still dwelling in mud huts with thatched roofs, and warring with neighbouring tribes and cannibalism were the accepted norms – even among the Igbo and Yoruba tribes.

By example, let’s take a look at the ‘enlightened’ King Muteesa of Buganda – enthroned from 1856 to 1884. Muteesa, who embraced the coming of British Christian missionaries, was an individual possessed of dubious excesses, who had 87 wives, fathered 98 children, and besides conjuring up a variety of novel methods to impale and kill his enemies – then dine on their disembowelled hearts and livers – has zero credit recorded for his contributions to disseminating black knowledge of ‘textiles, medicine, maths and navigation’ to the lesser peoples of Africa, or our extended global community.

Thus here we have an accurate record of native blacks were still eating each other – with great relish – and while the Mali-based Dogon tribe hold dear an accurate astronomical knowledge and record of being visited by alien astronauts from the Sirius star system in pre-history, the rest of the African tribes peoples had zero common historical records of ever colonising the British Isles – or building Stonehenge – or how to even assemble a pack of Lego building blocks.

Fer fuck’s sake, African tribes-people of today are hard pressed to cobble together a thatched mud hut, let alone, 7,000 years ago, construct a megalithic observatory in Wiltshire from sarsen stones of silcrete rock, which was sourced across southern England’s Marlborough Downs - while the igneous bluestone / spotted dolerite megaliths were quarried in – then transported 220 miles - from the Preseli Hills of Welsh Wales.

But this is by no means the first occasion attempts have been made to rewrite history – for some skewed deluded or psychotic reason. The Nazis, under Hitler, claimed they were the direct descendants of blonde Aryan supermen - with the Soviet state, under Stalin, being yet a further example in recent times of re-writing history to suit their own Communist political ends – and then we have Israel’s Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist ‘Jews of Convenience’ still re-writing history to suit their own nefarious purposes, with this ‘God’s Chosen People’ and ‘Promised Land’ propaganda fiction employed to justify the land theft of Palestine – from the rightful, and historic, Palestinian inhabitants.

So, WTF next in this muddled-puddled arse-about-face re-written record of history?

The Egyptian pyramids were designed and constructed by the very same migrant blacks during their en route journey to ancient Britain?

The Americas were discovered by Columbus, who was actually not born in Genoa, but a Nigerian Yoruba native?

https://thecritic.co.uk/the-fantasy-world-of-anglo-afrocentrism/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12534611/Stonehenge-built-Britain-black-country-new-childrens-book-claims.html

https://www.gbnews.com/news/woke-news-row-children-book-stonehenge-brilliant-black-british-history

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Skewed News Views Roundup

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Socio-Political Scale Government Incompetence – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Mass Common Sense & Logic Failure' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12506083/Inside-Ron-Casey-DeSantis-meeting-9-11-families-New-York.html

Oh my, the 2001-staged 9/11 terrorist attacks anniversary comes round again – and just yesterday we have no-chance GOP Presidential hopeful – incumbent Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis, demanding that the kiddie fiddling ‘Creepy Joe’ Biden’s administration declassify their purported ‘buried files’ that claim Saudi Arabia was involved in the Mohammed al Patsy terrorist attack on New York – ignoring the in-yer-face blatant fact that the entire cluster fuck was an all-American Deep State / Israeli Mossad false flag operation, staged to provoke a ‘Vengeance is Ours’ demand reaction from the US public – thus providing a justified excuse for President (sic) Dubya Bush to authorise VP Dirty Dick Cheney and his Neo-Con cabal to invade Big Al Qaeda’s hidey hole in Afghanistan, re-kill the already-dead bin Laden, then usurp the Taliban, take control of the opium crops – and cause general military action mayhem across the greater Middle East – and fulfil Zionist Israel’s #1 wish list  target elimination – go get Saddam Hussein – and in the process steal Iraq’s oil.

https://www.insider.com/how-did-barack-and-michelle-obama-meet-2017-10

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12484515/Tucker-Carlson-Larry-Sinclair-Obama.html?ico=embedded

If it wasn’t so ridiculous, one might simply shake their head and laugh. But Michelle Obama has authored a book? Gimme a break.

And that is the common trend on the streets: Mitch wrote a book? fuck off – some ghost-writer wrote a book, more like – probably the same one who edited her Harvard exam papers – same as Barky’s ubiquitous tomes. The O’Barmy act are a pair of lobotomised twats, and both more full of shit than a Christmas goose – an entire flock of Xmas geese, in fact.

But the Deep State Satanists had plans for these two corrupt, career criminal wankers from way back.

In a recent teaser clip for a Tucker Carlson interview, Larry Sinclair is seen claiming that, in 1999, he gave Barky O’Barmy $250 to purchase cocaine, which Sinclair snorted and O’Barmy smoked, following which the two men had a beast with two backs sodomite sexual liaison.

Carlson, a seasoned ex-Fox interviewer who can sort between the truth and bullshit, describes Sinclair’s claims viz O’Barmy as ‘credible information that he’s smoking crack and having sex with dudes’ – Yep ‘dudes’ – that’s ‘men’ in real English.

Credible? Que? WTF? Credible? Barky’s shacked up with Big Mike (Michelle LaVaughn Robinson) who’s an ‘in yer face’ blatant tranny, with bigger muscles – and a bigger cock - than Barky – and two pickaninny kids (Malia & Sasha) adopted from the Georgetown-based Rent-a-Sprog Agency (previously the Podesta-Comet Ping Pong Pederast Club – also home to Hilarious Rodent Clinton’s lunar monthly ‘full moon’ Frazzledrip Club get-togethers – with the noxious Podesta Brothers acting as mien hosts.

Er, that is, when not otherwise engaged with prior commitments - kidnapping, sexually abusing, then ritually sacrificing little blonde girls in the Praia de Luz municipality of the Portuguese Algarve, with their German-born paedo pal, Clemens Rafael Freud – one-time House of Conmans Liberal MP for the ‘high and dry’ Isle of Ely – who also achieved a certain notoriety for his televised ‘Chunky Minced Morsels’ dogfood adverts - and being under investigation by the Met’s Dirty Deeds Plod Squad for buggering the ad’s co-host - a gender-neutral bloodhound named Henry.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66775985

Government inaction viz banning dangerous breeds of dogs is highlighted yet again as several children – and a rubber-necking group of ‘slow-footed’ bystanders - in Food Bank Britain’s Midlands cosmopolitan city of Brummystan - are attacked and eaten by a pack of feral American XL bull terriers.

But WTF can we expect from a Tory Nasty Party administration that can’t fix the national highway potholes, or allows this egocentric tosser of a London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, to enforce his fascist, nonsense-science ULEZ scheme on drivers– and fails to turn around (or sink?) the flotillas of illegal foreign economic migrants - posing as war zone asylum seekers - crossing the Channel in rubber boats – from safe haven France – to scrounge off the British welfare system – all the while Fishy Sunak is focusing attentions on achieving some net zero target to combat the ‘more at scent than substance’ (cloud cuckoo) ‘bad science’ climate change threat – in addition to causing media-driven public panic stations alarm with government warnings in today’s media of an imminent invasion of tropical fire ants (aka arson ants) and Asian killer hornets.

Conversely, back on the subject of dangerous dogs, know-all American XL bully / crossbreed Staffordshire Bull Terrier breeder, Ronnie Scrote, owner of Knobhead Kennels – who obviously does not want a ban putting on his profitable ‘baby-biter’ business - claims the breed is no more dangerous to children than a pet lion or tiger.

https://www.gbnews.com/royal/prince-harry-race-card-germany-lady-colin-campbell

The ginger-mingin Prince Harry, of House Hewitt, incumbent crowned head of CA's Montecito elitist enclave, opened the Invictus Games in dodgy Dusseldorf this week with a racist dig addressed – in English - to the head-scratching, German-speaking Kraut crowd.

Quote: “I'm not saying we play favourites in our home, but since my wife discovered that she is of Nigerian descent, it's likely to get a little bit more competitive this year”.

Hmmm, no mention of the fact that prize fuckup, Harry, purportedly sired by King Chazzer Mk 3 (and not Captain James Hewitt) – is part of the Windsor family – who conveniently changed their family name during the WW1 conflict with the bonkers Kaiser’s Germany – from the previous, dynastic Saxe-Coburg und Gotha.

Oh yes, thus the implication that Harry, if the not-so-ginger King Chazzer is his Dad, has more dunderhead Hun DNA than the good ole Anglo-Saxon type from his Mama, the People's Princess, Di’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-66727834

Fer fuck’s sake, first off, out of the blue, a national scale alarmist scare-a-thon call goes out that Broken Britain’s schools are in danger of collapsing due being constructed from shit recipe materials – and now Parliament’s got a case of the crumbling concrete jitters too – just to let the gullible public know that even our elitist government types are also at risk – and more so everyone as the national prisons are crumbling too – with career criminal, violent inmates digging their way through cell walls with plastic sporks.

Really, does any fucker or their dog believe this shite? The week schools are due to re-open following the six week summer vacation closure it‘s a case of ‘oh my’ suddenly discovering that scores - in fact numbered in the hundreds – of school buildings were constructed from RAAC  - aka ‘crumbly concrete’ – untold years before.

Okay, was this RAAC (Rat-Arsed Autoclaved Crap) just a construction material recipe for school buildings – or, as logical progression demands, every other type of concrete structure building in the known Universe?

Yes folks, here we are yet again when it comes down to corrupt government / civil service / officialdom Great Reset agendas – the manipulation of the ever-gullible common herd masses – as per the Covid scamdemic – and ULEZ.

Schools must close due the imminent collapse danger – but not the Houses of Parliament or other government-affiliated structures, or corporate buildings – all of which were cobbled together from the very same crumbly concrete shite.

Ha! Broken Britain has been our once-sceptred isle’s derisive sobriquet since the dismal days of New Labour’s Tony Bliar and Cyclops Broon – but now, with this RAAC problematic issue, and unsafe school structures ever likely to cause an mass Aberfan type event, then the name changes to Crumbling Concrete Britain.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65764513

Today we have, post-Covid lockdown economic depression, a state of cash-strapped public affairs where shoplifting has morphed into, by necessity for many – the hungry – an epidemic proportions ‘national pastime’ – for all ages – from schoolkids to hungry Grandma’s – and desperate housewives in between – resulting in the likes of Greedy Grocer supermarket leader, Pestco, actually fitting single pack toilet tissue rolls with security tags.

Now that has just gotta be a low point – even for Food Bank Britain – and who is to blame? The entire House of Conmans assemblage – all-round government mismanagement.

Fer fuck’s sake, what have we become, due being far too long under the Brussels Mafia EUSSR jackboot – and now, even post-Brexit - this leftist Woke joke / trans-gender-bender cultist crap dominates the national stage and the entire governmental structure has had a common sense failure and gone ga-ga..

But when it comes down to any assessment of the Lower House of Conmans bunglers – and too their elevated Upper House of Frauds doss pit peerage contemporaries, they are collectively marked well by their banality, and a lingering, depressive malodorous stench of the mediocre – and corruption - that was so pervasive during the New Labour war-mongering regime days of Tony Bliar.

There again, this incidence of gross political mis-management dates back to the time of the West Saxon King (circa 872 AD) Alfred the (Not-So) Great’s lack of attention and focus on any and all matters of national importance – (eg: burning the cakes) – a tradition continued, unabated, to the current era – by the Librarian-Dummercraps, New Labour and the incumbent Tory ‘Let’s Party’ bunglers.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/jcvi-advises-on-eligible-groups-for-2023-autumn-booster

Our once-proud Empire’s Day global conquering – then colonising, and slave trade exploiting – island nation has diminished from Great Britain, to Broken Britain, to Food Bank Britain – and now Basket Case Britain – with the political will of the Lower House of Conmans – and Upper House of Frauds – Parliamentary chambers more at scent than substance – yet at a zenith viz incompetence - in stopping these illegal rubber boat migrants posing as war zone asylum seekers – and invading our once sacred shores from safe haven France.

All that is wrong with this world lies in the venal intent of a self-declared elite – a ‘use-by date expired’ aristocracy, which constitutes a psychotic, control freak element of the human race, who inhabit the apex of the control pyramid, deluding themselves they are the descendants of the Annunaki – along with their money-lender stooge gophers, the Rothshites and Rockefellers, and moneybags socio-political meddlers possessed of a genocidal intent, who want to play eugenics games with the human race – the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob; ex-Microslop head honcho, Gates of Hell Bill; ex-Nazi gopher, Georgie Sorass – and a whole host more – know them by their personalised Dildoberger badges, and the fact they congregate at Davos.

Yep pumping a gullible – and scarified - public full of unsafe pharmaceutical interventions – and if you dare front any format of common sense, critical thinking brazen audacity and hubris to disagree with the current Woke joke narratives regarding the Covid scamdemic or the mRNA toxic vaxx shots being rolled out to combat the latest virus ‘sub-variants’ – or any fucking controversial issue  – and you’ll be smeared, slagged off, deplatformed – and ostracised from society – which isn’t too bad a position to be in as this world drifts – at a geometric rate – from just illogical and silly to overboard fucking stupid, as common sense is burned at the stake – for heresy.

But WTF can anyone expect from this Tory rotting corpse government dilly-dallying over illegal immigration viz Channel-crossing boat people – a travesty further compounded by this trans-gender bender fiasco that has morphed into a pandemic level contagion inside our schools  - thanks to the corrupt likes of Stonewall, Mermaids and Pride – whose only focus is fixed on indoctrination and not education.

The very same not-fit-for-purpose, useless Tory Nasty Party government, led by this dog wanker of a Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak – and his incompetent cabinet membershits – who, collectively, don’t have the know-how or will, or nuance, to stop this tsunami of illegal rubber boat illegal foreign economic migrants – posing as war zone asylum seekers - from crossing the Channel – from ‘safe haven’ France - to pollute and dilute our culture and scrounge off the public, tax-payer purse – yet now, in an act of brazen hubris – one of gross unqualified arrogance – are pushing yet another dreaded Covid-1984 virus ‘scariant’ scamdemic conjured up for an Autumn / Winter season ‘scamdemic’.

“Get yer toxic, crippling mRNA triple booster spike protein vaxx shots immediately, if not sooner”.

The ‘proven science’ (sic) claims the vaxx is super safe – so sayeth the medical morons – all with corrupt, financial interest affiliations to Big Pharma – to be renamed Big Harma.

Ergo, while simultaneously promoting, in fact legislating, with undertones of non-compliance criminalisation – their eco-bullshit, climate change / green deal / net zero carbon Energy Bill about to return to the House of Conmans and become law – while the paid agents of state and media scum continue their lies, pontificating to the masses viz 5G / EMF / RFR radio frequency exposure – and along with these ubiquitous ‘smart’ (sic) meters - all operate at a ’safe level’.

Bullshit n bollocks, safe level, my ass. There is none – same as the radiation emitted from nuclear fuels (or weapons fallout) – (Research Kerr-McGee / Karen Silkwood).

There is no safe / permittable level of exposure - to that shite ‘or’ DU ammunition / armour piercing tank shells. It is, in entirety, detrimental to the good health of all living species – and regardless of Establishment health hazard dismissals – is Carcinogenic – with a large, Capital C – and bells on.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/charlie-mullins-working-from-home-latest-golf

Yep, good old Charlie Mullet, the self-opinionated, IQ-deficient owner of Pisspot Plumbers, is on the ball yet again – (and no, we don’t mean ‘golf’ ball) - on the subject of (not) working from home but playing 18 holes instead. 

Charlie should organise his own political party and run for Parliamentary office – instead of simply gobbing off with his regular self-opinionated, critical slagging of the government of the day.

Oh, an' do us all an effin' favour Charlie, an' get a decent effin' haircut - yer can afford it. The CEO of Pisspot Plumbers shouldn't have a coifeure that looks like the arse end of a feral hedgehog. 

Anyone remember – or ever heard of - Wingate of Burma? Probably not. However, Orde Wingate’s (distinguished WW2 military officer / Wingate’s Chindits) elder brother devoted his long life in Christian-themed missionary work, caring for his fellow man across the globe, and on his deathbed did declare that in his qualified opinion and from personal experience of attempting to save mankind from its own foibles, he had finally come to the conclusion that 95% of humanity wasn’t worth saving.

To wit, here endeth today's lesson.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.