HS2 Stalled by Tortoise Bureaucracy & Incompetence

Based on our Tory Nasty Party government's established, dingbat policy of net zero research, Broken Britain intends to maintain this ludicrous aspiration of Net Zero carbon emissions to minimise the effects of the scaremongering – more at scent than substance - climate change threat – and continue to drive this potentially four and a half trillion pound project (plus change) - based on unproven tech and flawed science - which risks the very fabric of Food Bank Britain’s economy and inflicting a greater degree of societal hardship than we are currently burdened with in the wake of the Covid-1984 scamdemic lockdowns.

Fer fuck’s sake, Food Bank Britain does not need this spendthrift HS2 ‘Faster than a Speeding Mullet’ rail travel enhancement. Just upgrade, and ‘re-nationalise’ – for efficiency and reliability - the existing system – and return its service scope to the pre-1960’s British Railways days – before that dog wanker Richard Beeching set about ripping our iconic train service to bits - on the vacuous grounds of money-grubbing ‘unprofitability’.

Typical of Tory blundering under the 1960’s leadershit of Super-Mac (Macmillan) and Alec ‘Skeletor’ Douglas Home, the primary purpose of a nationalised travel system was to provide a reliable and efficient A to B affordable rail service for the travelling public, not turn a profit.

To all intents and purposes, that it did, with constancy, for generations, and paid for itself  too – until the advent of a nationwide spread of multi-lane, high speed motorways – and what the government of the day viewed an alternative method of travel to our iconic, albeit antiquated, rail service structure and machinery.

Consider this – why the fuck does our narrow breadth, John o’Goats to Land’s End, 600 mile long island nation require locomotives travelling at 250 mph?

To date, the HS2 project has hardly advanced at what might be regarded as ‘High Speed’ – and even in its current cut-back / diminished / stalled state of being, has managed to squander an excess of £280 zillion nicker million on money-grubbing ‘consultants’ alone, over the last seven year period.

Specifically, if one references the gospel according to the government's money-grubbing public contract website: £102 million quid to PwC; another £86 million nicker to Deloitte; £25 million to Ernst & Young; and a further £9 million quid to KPMG.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.