Tuesday 30 March 2021

How the Deep State Conjures up Coincidences

The Evergreen Enigma: Symbolism Beyond Borders. 

Egypt's Suez Canal blocked by Evergreen Marine container ship causing massive back-up of shipping vessels on the south-bound route from the Mediterranean to the Baltic - and north-bound back through the Red Sea to the Indian Ocean.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-56505413

March 27 9.55 am. Nanjing's Changchun-Shenzhen Expressway blocked by Evergreen Transport container truck causing miles-long traffic back-ups from Wanking to the Mongolian border. 

https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/social-relevance/evergreen-truck-highway-jam-taiwan-537269.html

Then we have this week's catastrophic blaze - arson-orientated -  at the Evergreen Court Home for Adults in Spring Valley NY. Staff, visitors and rubber-necker parked vehicles blocked access for fire trucks and ambulances. Early first responder reports claim the fire victims were all elderly and disabled Trump supporters.

Last but not least  - and as we stated previously, you couldn't make this shit up. Jen 'Circle Back' Psaki, the ginger-mingin Presidential Press Secretary for Joe Biden, is the so-recent founder of Evergreen Consulting.

Saturday 27 March 2021

Nazi Jobbing Plumber #1 UK Vaccine Advocate

And just when you shook your weary brow and estimated that this world's headcount of pompous cunts had finally reached a state of quantum totality, another fucker pops its pointy head up.

Pimlico Plumbers Boss Charlies Mullins Demands Unvaccinated People Are Banned From The Streets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuy44SH7BS0

Charlie Mullet, a budding fascist dictator wannabe and the intellectually-challenged iron fist rule boss of Pimlico Plumbers, wins Shitweasel of the Week Award for his pro-Covid-1984 vaccine promotions and sacking any fucker on his dripping tap mender workforce that questions the safety of the Astra-Zeneca mRNA gene therapy toxin being injected into their body – aka the Temple of the Soul.

But for this hedgehog-bonneted, petite bourgeoisie twat – fuelled by unqualified arrogance and an egocentric wet dream vision for personally overseeing Food Bank Britain's status as a Covid-1984-free zone – (while the mind-muddled dog wanker lives in Spain's Costa del Tosspot) - the buck doesn't stop with bullying his hourly rate serfs into vaccine compliance – as the scrote, sans any format of qualification in bio-science or medicine - (or common fucking sense) - has swallowed the entire Covid virus plandemic scam and Great Reset agenda hook, line and sinker, and is demanding the streets of our once-sceptred isle be cleared of anti-vaxxer heretics – plus any and all non-vaccinated scum wear leper style bells around their necks and call out 'Unclean'  as they approach areas of human habitation.

Nice one Charlie – Pol Pot would be proud of you for joining the Branch Covidians. The Peoples' Utopia of China shall applaud your 'compliant good citizen' / social credits policy drive. NorKor's bad haircut Kim shall toast your autocratic, control freak stance and 'devil may care' dismissal of  legal repercussions viz discrimination - and giving the Nuremberg Code your middle finger.

And too, the Jill & Manlinda Gates of Hell Foundation will surely think twice before calling a local Seattle plumber to unblock their ultra-secure mansion's kitchen sink u-bend of vomit and tea leaves – and have your vaccinated Covid-immune boys round to do the job – flown in especially on one of Microslop Jill's fleet of private 'climate friendly' Tesla jets.

Yet on the funny side (hmmm, is there one?) - okay, y'all think the Tory Nasty Party's Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris de Piffle Ataturk Nonsense has a shithouse straw bale haircut – just take a butcher's at Charlie Mullet's fucked up Rod Stewart look-alike porcupine barnet – it makes Boris' look like a Vidal Baboon style model cut.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – (aka 'the Truth').

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday 26 March 2021

Scandalised Salmond Forms Groper Party

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: 'Porky Pict Launches Own Groper Political Party' – another scandalous exposé special edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The gospel according to the North of the Border rabid rumour grapevine, disgraced former SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) political party leader, Alex 'Cellulite' Salmond, is ready n set to launch his very own pro-independence political machine – the Alba Party – with sponsors, donors and member-candidates alike purportedly defecting from Sturgeon's mismanaged SNP - with the first Judas apostates to jump ship being that notorious self-promoting moron and ex-Levy-McRae tea lad - Kenny 'Turncoat' McAskill and his anti-Semitic slurs crony, Neale 'Jew Basher' Hanvey.

Oh yes, yet another pro-independence party – doubtless chomping at the bit to break away from the Disunited Kingdom – just like the SNP's Wee Nippy Sturgeon slag has her knickers in a perennial Gordian knot over.

Independence from Mother England's Worstminster House of Conmans rule – and a Scotland free from foreign domination – then immediately petition Brussels to rejoin the EUSSR – (if Europe wants any fucking thing to do with this paedo-infested failed state that no longer has the Westmonster crutch to lean on) – and start taking orders from a bunch of unelected Brussels-based kleptocrats - as opposed to the Downing Street dipshits.

There again, reflecting on the fact that the only person in Salmond's life is – er – Alex Salmond – then this pantomime act of public (perhaps more at 'pubic') service altruism for Scotland's sovereignty bears the stench of conspiratorial vengeance – to challenge his former protégé - the SNP's ginger mingin Jimmy Krankie look-alike and oust her from office – black cat, broomstick n all - just to get even with the back-stabbing kunt for causing him an ongoing shitload of socio-political grief viz the Holyrood-promoted and publicised 'sex pest' groper scandal.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Haggis Bonkers Gazette, Salmond confided that his ultimate aim was to build a supermajority coalition for independence at Holyrood following the May 2021 election.

Conversely, the SNP has opined that issues of both credibility and moral fibre are stumbling blocks to the Porky Pict's suitability to return to any format of public office - with the leaders and spokespersons for other political parties describing Salmond in derogatory fashion – from the mildly rebuking statement of his being 'discredited' - and reflecting on past conduct towards females of the species, an utter embarrassment'.

Scotland's Tory Nasty Party leader Douglas Tosser opined to media hacks that: "Salmond is a discredited figure who admitted appalling behaviour towards women during his time as the SNP's Worst Minister and no fucker or their dog will want anything to do with him or this new Alba Party."

Scottish Labour leader Anus McScrote said the people of Scotland deserved more than a display of political 'score settling' and this coming election must be about national recovery and the people of Scotland's priorities, not some vanity-driven clash of personalities who believe their personal interest takes precedence over the national interest."

The Scottish Librarian-Dummercrats 'Losers Party' chair Angus Grousebonker was more concise with his condemnation of Alex 'who ate all the pies' Salmond, and branded the fat fuckpig as 'a dipshit' and 'a dog wanker'.

But WTF can be expected from anyone associated with the elitist Tartan Tadger Onanist Society 'Violate Club' and the sodomite / pederast dominated Magic Circle?

This is a man (sic) who - in his exalted role of Worst Minister - couldn't be arsed to investigate the despicable Hollie Greig sexual abuse of disabled minors scandal – (centred on an Aberdeen-based 'untouchable' elitist Masonic / Satanist scumster cabal who even a sitting Lord Advocate in the Crown Office chose to ignore the heinous paedo abuse crimes of) - nor cast his eye on the damning evidence report handed to him (I'll read this later) by the now-departed (and sadly lamented) tenacious anti-sexual abuse campaigner, Robert Green.

To all intents and purposes, the Porky Pict comes across as yet another untouchable holier-than-thou class act scumbag, and if there is a God in Heaven, then the Alba Party's fortunes shall fall on stony ground – and Salmond go the way of the Dodo.

A festering conundrum perhaps, to accurately sum up the scurrilous character of this low life ex-Worst Minister – albeit if we quote from the works of the Stratford Baird, then such an assessment might draw close: "So lacking in majesty and stature, that dogs would bark as he walked in the street."

To sum up and conclude: Alec Salmond's novel Gimcrackery Party – a political joke staffed by a membership of losers and dog wankers (McAskill n ) – yet posturing themselves as a moral cut above the ginger mingin Sturgeon's SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) – for this is what the corpulent groper would have a gullible voting public believe.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-56539696

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – (aka 'the Truth').

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

Sunday 14 March 2021

Met Plods Brutalise Women's Vigil

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: 'Met Police Brutalise Innocent Women at Clapham Common Vigil' – another scandalous exposé special edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – issuing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The public mood in central London this Sunday is a darker shade of black - (no, not the BLM variety) - and spreading alike some sinister septic cloud of dissatisfaction across the green fields of our once-sceptred isle, and at a geometric rate of knots – faster than a speeding mullet – or any of the Covid-1984 scamdemic virus fantasy 'variants' – in the wake of a true blue Whitehall Theatre farce epic - staged by the Met Plod Squad in response to a gathering of concerned women, congregated to hold a peaceful open air vigil on Clapham Common - in memory of the so-recently deceased 33-year-old Sarah Everard - as an empathic act of remembrance to generate 'public awareness' against the daily – and unchecked - violence visited on females of the human species by testosterone-fuelled male Neanderthals.

To wit, a mob-handed 'male' contingent of the 'Met's finest' (sic) Plod Squad 'Covid Stasi Enforcement' thugs intervened in the open air vigil for Sarah – so recently kidnapped, sexually abused and murdered by 'one of their very own' - a 'rogue' Met police officer - (hmmm, was he actually 'rogue' or just another of the sadistic sex fiend perverts and psycho control freaks that comprise the majority of the corruption-ridden ranks of this joke of a national police force?).

Yep, these utter fucking clowns have got to be IQ-deficient morons to the point of 'brain dead' - and ignorant as to the definition of 'irony' -  specifically the term 'situational irony' - involved in their barbaric actions. A squad of uniformed, empathy-deficient thugs man-handling women - elbowed in the face, slammed into a tree then pinned to the ground - then handcuffed - wrists behind their back - and arrested for unlawful assembly in breach of Covid-1984 regulations - with this level of brutality visited upon a group of females gathered in a peaceful vigil for a young woman, who had been abducted and brutally murdered by a criminally delinquent Met' police officer.

To reiterate, so no fucker misses the point here. A group of women, participating in a peaceful remembrance vigil - to protest violence against women, then morphs into a case of gratuitous police violence launched against women.

This is a perfect example of Saturday's reviled Covid Enforcement Stasi in action - a disgusting, heavy-handed response by a bunch of donkeys  - led by an ass – and collectively lacking the intellectual and cognitive capacities to 'stand back' and assess a situation on its merits - by applying logic and common sense. 

Yes, 'common sense' – but as that iconic American writer, Will Rogers, once sagaciously stated: 'The thing about common sense is the fact it ain't too common." But that's the state of Food Bank Britain's Plod Squad - as the best you can get from a pig is a grunt - and yer can't educate pork.

The ridiculousness of such a bizarre state of affairs might escape the vigil-attending moronic plods, but not a critical thinking and aware public demographic – that the lame excuse for breaking up the vigil - and forcibly arresting the female participants - was due breaching the loopy false science regulations viz the Covid-1984 scamdemic social distancing / stay home lockdown – whereas last year the Black Lives Matter protests passed without Plod Squad interference – no faces slammed into the pavement – nary a telescopic Asp baton being swung at some hapless protester's bare head – (who wouldn't dare react in fight-back mode and knuckle the sadistic psycho uniformed cunt - as self-defence against Plod Squad violence carries a hefty jail sentence). In fact not a single Bolshie anarchist copped a knee on their neck or got handcuffed - but there again, that was politics at work and not Covid-1984 stay home / social distancing lockdown regulations being enforced – as occurred at Sarah's vigil on Saturday evening.

And guess who the fuck was in charge of directing this fiasco? None other than the not-fit-for-purpose / class act Miss Fuckups herself – Met Plod Squad Chief, Cressy Dickhead – whose last major fubar (we are aware of) was directing the 22nd July 2005 Stockwell Tube Station snafu – to be referred to, in perpetuity, as Operation Shoot the Sparky – with trigger happy SO19 firearms plods on the alert for any 'foreign-looking' fuckers (in London – WTF?) - following the false flag London tube train (and a bus) bombings carried out by MI5's 'agents provocateur for hire'  two weeks earlier - to generate political justification opinion for the introduction of anti-Islamic terrorist laws and expanding the West's neo-colonial wars of aggression across the Middle East.

On that fateful day (for Jean de Menezes) 22nd July 2005, Dickhead was the designated senior officer / Operations Commander in the Plod Squad control room, with responsibility for deciding to issue the SO19 firearms goons with shoot-to-kill Kratos policy orders, to stop suspected terrorist and potential suicide bomber, the Ethiopian-born Hamdi Adus Isaac (aka Hussain Osman) from proceeding onto a tube train at Stockwell Station – and killing every fucker old enough to bleed.

Dickhead's Biblical scale monumental failings of that day were related to crap human source intelligence gathering, half-arsed radio communications, mistaken identity snafus and operational management blunders – doubly compounded by misdirection in briefings, poor incident planning, technical issues, unclear operational objectives, inaccurate profiling, ambiguous instructions and individual fuckups by the entire operations squad. collectively resulting in 27 year old clean-shaven Brazilian electrician Jean Charles de Menezes being mistaken for the heavily-bearded Ethiopian, Hussain Osman and thus shot to death – aka 'murdered'.

And for that major fubar, in which no less that nineteen fundamental flaws of policing occurred - under her mismanagement - which contributed to the violent death of an innocent man – the Dickhead's excuse was: "I don't think anybody not in the operation can actually pass a detailed comment on the rightness and wrongness. This was fiendishly difficult policing" – and got promoted to the top dog slot at Scotland Yard.

No shit, Sherlock – for this latest 'circus without a tent' performance she presided over at Clapham Common last night the bent bitch may well end up with a lateral promotion to become Vermin in Ermine and join the ranks of the Upper House of Frauds.

Anyways, the mood around Worstminster viz Met Commissioner Dickhead and renewed calls for her long overdue resignation is one of a growing volatile nature, with the Tory Nasty Party's fat-arsed, bully-bitch excuse for a Home Secretary, Shiti Patel, copping her fair share of fierce criticism and, in response, describing the bonanza of DVD quality cell phone footage circulating across the social media networks, recordings of the barbaric Plod Squad's ham-fisted 'detain and arrest' brutalising actions as ''very worrying' – 'a tactical and moral disaster – and public relations catastrophe'.

Quick to get his two-penneth of venomous condemnation on the public record, London Mayor Sad Dick Khan, joined public calls for the Dickhead to vacate her office - immediately, if not sooner – and make way for a competent professional to take over running Scotland Yard's plod squad affairs.

The diminutive Librarian-Dummercrap Party leader Ed Davey has issued calls for Dickhead to resign over the disgraceful scenes of police violence, adding she – and her heavy-handed control freak fascist Plod Squad - were now topping the hate list of the millions of women in London.                          

"Really, the woman is an embarrassment and walking disaster for British policing – and her explanation for this latest Clapham Common debacle is the very same excuse she used to shrug responsibility for the unlawful killing of the innocent Brazilian Jean de Menezes in 2005: "I don't think anybody not in the operation can actually pass a detailed comment on the rightness and wrongness. This was fiendishly difficult policing".

Glenda McSlagg, spokeswoman for Reclaim de Streets, the feminist man-hater group that wants to see an 18:30 hours curfew imposed to keep all males of teen age, and above, off the byways and highways of Food Bank Britain until the following morning, informed one gutter press hack from the Misandrist Review that women across the country were angered by the scenes of male Plod Squad thugs physically manhandling women - at a peaceful vigil protesting against male violence towards women.

Reclaim de Streets transvestite member, Ron Klingon, was vocal in his / her condemnation of the police attitude, claiming if he had organised the vigil, and the event staged officially, then it would have been properly organised and a safer venue - as he had fifty martial arts-trained stewards ready to go and kick some ass if the attendees failed to maintain social distancing and wear face muzzles.

One – of the many - videos posted online showed the Plod Squad dragging away women standing by the bandstand – with 20/20 vision crystal images of Patsy Skanger being accosted, floored and then handcuffed by several male Plod Squad officers, who then proceeded to put the boot in – with Patsy screaming "Wot yer gonna do ter me next, yer wankers – rape an' murder me like Sarah?" - being posted on news sites and social media feeds across the world – to an irate vocal chorus of accompanying cries of 'choose a side' and 'shame on you' and 'bunch of Nazi fascist cunts' shouted by enraged female members of the vigil.

A tweet posted by Sally Scrote of Sisters Undercut alleged the predominantly male Plod Squad officers encircled the bandstand in quasi military fashion and waited for the sun to set, and the cover of darkness, before they started grabbing and manhandling women in the crowd.

Victims Commissioner for England and Welsh Wales, Dame Vera Bograt QC, speaking with the BBC''s Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr on his popular Police Abuse Hour programme, opined that "Did the Plods really believe they were preventing the chances of this ridiculous Covid-1984 virus from spreading - by dragging defenceless females to the ground, shoving a knee in the middle of the back of some innocent young women, then hauling them off to jail in handcuffs?"

Conversely, regardless of what these nonsensical Covid-1984 scamdemic regulations state, there exists an overarching right to 'freedom of expression' that is enshrined in our Human Rights Act – and thus equates that the police have a legal duty to ensure protests – or vigils for women murdered by their very own officers – are possible - and safe.

UK Plod Squad Violence LIVE:  follow the video links: 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56389824

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56396960

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Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – (aka 'the Truth').

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

Of course, things could be worse – a vigil or protest in Burma / Myanmar.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-56395085

Myanmar protests: Protesters killed in bloody Yangon crackdown.

Saturday 13 March 2021

Manky Meghan Slags Off Windsor.com

Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering 'Manky Meghan Disses the Royals' exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy - aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yankee Soap Actress, Princess Wannabe, Declares All-Out War on Brit' Royals.

Yep, that was the banner headline posted on the international news wire service by our gender-neutral press hack, Rupert 'call me Molly' McScrote, after spending several hours squatting in a tree, overlooking the Hewitt's Montecito CA home, to covertly I-Spy and video record the Oprah Shitfrey 'Cringefest Hour Special' up close n personal 'victim to victim' interview with the ginger mingin' Prince Harry Hewitt and his gobshite, whingeing wife, Meghan - currently the Duchess of Sluttex (until QE2 cancels her regal title for acts of treachery).

And, oh my, didn't the perfidious Meghan play the innocent, hard-done-by victim card to the extreme – with the common herd public reaction being divided down the centre – gullible sympathisers to the left and outraged Royalists to the right – with the former pathetic 'poor Meghan' cult prostrating themselves before her Royal Victimness - then, with no more than a sideways glance, tearing her detractors apart on social media and having the Good Morning Britain presenter Piers Moron fired and subsequently publicly stripped naked (not a pretty sight) then lashed with a flogger of spiny hedgehog pelts – due his sin of labelling Mrs Hewitt as a contemptuous, ungrateful slag – and the Pinocchio Princess – for referring to the Royal Firm (Saxe-Coburg und Gotha Co. Inc.) as a bunch of low-life cunts - (a fact we, the public demographic, have been aware of for several generations past) – much the same as Princess Di's estimate of the collective bunch of dynastic, reptilian parasites.

Conversely, the outraged Royalist camp have castigated Meghan as simply another addition to the burgeoning legion of depressed narcissists – the piranha-fanged Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice - who aren't accorded the sycophantic adoration and fawning praise they so desperately desire as due tribute awarded for their elevated 'semi-divine' celebrity regal status. 

Appointed as official spokesperson for the Royalist camp, Sir Dinsdale Rat-Stamper, 17th Earl of Old Scrotum – (and 128th in line to the Throne) – opining to one gutter press hack from Treason magazine during a press conference - (fittingly set at the Tower of London's infamous Traitor's Gate) - that the Duchess of Sluttex was a manipulative and cringe-worthy groaker – and "It was sickening to listen to this vowel-slurring, tar-brushed Yank attempting to imitate the English aristocratic 'plum up the bum' cut glass accent – never comprehending the fact she simply didn't 'fit in'. But that silly ranger pillock Harry, a permanent hard-on as usual - just like his real Dad, Jamie  – was wholly seduced by the chance of getting into some mixed race pussy – then lo and behold the silly twat proposes and marries the contriving, devious bitch."

Rumour has it that Prince Chazzer, reacting to the 'Meghan situation' from his Titbury (Gloucestershire) million acre 'Dobbylands' Highgrove estate - with much prodding and prompting from royal consort Gorgonzilla Car Parker-Bowles, the chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole – was rendered into a state of near-apoplexy due his daughter-in-law's publicly-broadcast slagging off the Royal Household and faithful retainers – stating "we thus conclude that the 'ethnically ambiguous' Miss Markel is a contradiction, and a manipulative opportunist. A narcissistic attention seeker, in fact – playing out this conjured 'victim' ploy to spice up her decadent, meaningless existence. Obviously we are to blame for even allowing the lying bitch into our ranks as one simply cannot trust a golly."

As to Meghan's referral to racist remarks viz speculation by unnamed royals viz the colour of their 'firstborn' (now known as Prince Archie of House Hewitt) – would he be another freckle-faced ginger minger like his royal cuckoo Dad – or follow in Mummy's African roots DNA line and be a Brillo pad pickaninny? – rumours abound that the royal responsible was the scandal-ridden paedo-sex pervert. Prince Andrew, Duke of Pork – who commented to one equerry that the birth of the Hewitt's baby would be a smack in the face – 'having some black-arsed little oick jumping the queue for the throne before me'.

So, do we sympathise with Meghan 'the victim' – or dismiss her snowflake whinges – and obvious disappointment she was not bestowed with the title Princess Meghan of House Merkel or allowed a life of decadent waste as a 'working royal' - cutting ribbons and shaking hands with babies – and fulfilling her dream of being just like that little blonde Targaryen slut with the pet dragons in Game of Thrones?

Judgement reserved? Maybe.

Viewed from a distance, we view yet another stellar example of blind ambition out-distancing intellect. A frog who dreams of becoming a toad. For she amounts to no more that a half-arsed actress whose limited Thespian talent is never gonna win any Oscars – unless the Oprah Shitfrey interview 'drama queen' act gets her nominated - and now this intellectually-challenged attention-seeking skanger has publicly announced she wants to adopt a post-delivery 'gender-fluid' approach to raising the currently androgynous bump in her belly.

Hmmm, to conclude; the last time some non-Black Nobility bitch pissed off the Saxe-Coburg und Gotha idle arses, they got snuffed – so our prudent advice to plain old Mrs Meghan Hewitt is give the dirty weekend getaways in romantic (sic) Paris a miss - and definitely no late night drives through the Pont de Alma Tunnel.

Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – (aka 'the Truth') - and exposing the fact that Meghan Mongol simply falls neatly into the Linnean taxonomy index reserved for 'whingeing cunts'.

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