Manky Meghan Slags Off Windsor.com

Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering 'Manky Meghan Disses the Royals' exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy - aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yankee Soap Actress, Princess Wannabe, Declares All-Out War on Brit' Royals.

Yep, that was the banner headline posted on the international news wire service by our gender-neutral press hack, Rupert 'call me Molly' McScrote, after spending several hours squatting in a tree, overlooking the Hewitt's Montecito CA home, to covertly I-Spy and video record the Oprah Shitfrey 'Cringefest Hour Special' up close n personal 'victim to victim' interview with the ginger mingin' Prince Harry Hewitt and his gobshite, whingeing wife, Meghan - currently the Duchess of Sluttex (until QE2 cancels her regal title for acts of treachery).

And, oh my, didn't the perfidious Meghan play the innocent, hard-done-by victim card to the extreme – with the common herd public reaction being divided down the centre – gullible sympathisers to the left and outraged Royalists to the right – with the former pathetic 'poor Meghan' cult prostrating themselves before her Royal Victimness - then, with no more than a sideways glance, tearing her detractors apart on social media and having the Good Morning Britain presenter Piers Moron fired and subsequently publicly stripped naked (not a pretty sight) then lashed with a flogger of spiny hedgehog pelts – due his sin of labelling Mrs Hewitt as a contemptuous, ungrateful slag – and the Pinocchio Princess – for referring to the Royal Firm (Saxe-Coburg und Gotha Co. Inc.) as a bunch of low-life cunts - (a fact we, the public demographic, have been aware of for several generations past) – much the same as Princess Di's estimate of the collective bunch of dynastic, reptilian parasites.

Conversely, the outraged Royalist camp have castigated Meghan as simply another addition to the burgeoning legion of depressed narcissists – the piranha-fanged Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice - who aren't accorded the sycophantic adoration and fawning praise they so desperately desire as due tribute awarded for their elevated 'semi-divine' celebrity regal status. 

Appointed as official spokesperson for the Royalist camp, Sir Dinsdale Rat-Stamper, 17^th Earl of Old Scrotum – (and 128^th in line to the Throne) – opining to one gutter press hack from Treason magazine during a press conference - (fittingly set at the Tower of London's infamous Traitor's Gate) - that the Duchess of Sluttex was a manipulative and cringe-worthy groaker – and "It was sickening to listen to this vowel-slurring, tar-brushed Yank attempting to imitate the English aristocratic 'plum up the bum' cut glass accent – never comprehending the fact she simply didn't 'fit in'. But that silly ranger pillock Harry, a permanent hard-on as usual - just like his real Dad, Jamie  – was wholly seduced by the chance of getting into some mixed race pussy – then lo and behold the silly twat proposes and marries the contriving, devious bitch."

Rumour has it that Prince Chazzer, reacting to the 'Meghan situation' from his Titbury (Gloucestershire) million acre 'Dobbylands' Highgrove estate - with much prodding and prompting from royal consort Gorgonzilla Car Parker-Bowles, the chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole – was rendered into a state of near-apoplexy due his daughter-in-law's publicly-broadcast slagging off the Royal Household and faithful retainers – stating "we thus conclude that the 'ethnically ambiguous' Miss Markel is a contradiction, and a manipulative opportunist. A narcissistic attention seeker, in fact – playing out this conjured 'victim' ploy to spice up her decadent, meaningless existence. Obviously we are to blame for even allowing the lying bitch into our ranks as one simply cannot trust a golly."

As to Meghan's referral to racist remarks viz speculation by unnamed royals viz the colour of their 'firstborn' (now known as Prince Archie of House Hewitt) – would he be another freckle-faced ginger minger like his royal cuckoo Dad – or follow in Mummy's African roots DNA line and be a Brillo pad pickaninny? – rumours abound that the royal responsible was the scandal-ridden paedo-sex pervert. Prince Andrew, Duke of Pork – who commented to one equerry that the birth of the Hewitt's baby would be a smack in the face – 'having some black-arsed little oick jumping the queue for the throne before me'.

So, do we sympathise with Meghan 'the victim' – or dismiss her snowflake whinges – and obvious disappointment she was not bestowed with the title Princess Meghan of House Merkel or allowed a life of decadent waste as a 'working royal' - cutting ribbons and shaking hands with babies – and fulfilling her dream of being just like that little blonde Targaryen slut with the pet dragons in Game of Thrones?

Judgement reserved? Maybe.

Viewed from a distance, we view yet another stellar example of blind ambition out-distancing intellect. A frog who dreams of becoming a toad. For she amounts to no more that a half-arsed actress whose limited Thespian talent is never gonna win any Oscars – unless the Oprah Shitfrey interview 'drama queen' act gets her nominated - and now this intellectually-challenged attention-seeking skanger has publicly announced she wants to adopt a post-delivery 'gender-fluid' approach to raising the currently androgynous bump in her belly.

Hmmm, to conclude; the last time some non-Black Nobility bitch pissed off the Saxe-Coburg und Gotha idle arses, they got snuffed – so our prudent advice to plain old Mrs Meghan Hewitt is give the dirty weekend getaways in romantic (sic) Paris a miss - and definitely no late night drives through the Pont de Alma Tunnel.

Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – (aka 'the Truth') - and exposing the fact that Meghan Mongol simply falls neatly into the Linnean taxonomy index reserved for 'whingeing cunts'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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