Friday, 24 June 2016

Brexit OUT Vote: First EUSSR Domino Falls

In today’s ‘Enhanced Propaganda’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the Brexit Stay or Leave camps – recorded live as and where the hype n hogwash narratives are spewed out by special interest politicos pursuing personal agendas - and transmitted faster than a speeding mullet (3.00×108 m/s) from chief bullshit analyst and reporter Annie Ångström to Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – where 'ring of the anvil' dispatches are being hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire - to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A 4% majority Brexit OUT vote: great stuff, now that one's got to put the inbred reptilian Illuminati globalists on the back foot for their Spew World Order agenda rethink.
52% versus 48% - which proves that the majority of our once-sceptred isle know WTF is going on and can still smell a rat a mile off - while the 'remaining' (sic) 48% haven't got a fucking clue.

And as to Scameron's pathetic 'Last Chance Saloon' negotiations to achieve special status for the UK – here the German word for attempting to improve something, but ending up by making things worse applies: verschlimmbessern.

But the shock n awe aftermath Doomsayer Cassandras are still at it with their hysterical scaremongering tactics and black propaganda predictions. The 'unelected' bigwig likes of the supremely arrogant alcoholic EUSSR Brussels' Chief Commissar, Jean Claude Wanker, Manky Martin Schultz, Catweazle impersonator Herman Van Rumpy-Pumpy, super-skanger Cecilia Malmström - and the IQ deficient EU President, Polack pud-puller Donny Tusker – with their schadenfreude culture and threats of 'Britain shall be punished'.

Then we have Rothshite Kosher Nostra stooge and jukebox politician without equal, New Labour's ex-PM Tony Bliar, stating for the public record that the Brexit vote marks a 'sad day for me personally'.
Hmmm, it's gonna be an even sadder day for the dog wanker when he's finally charged with a string of war crime offences – along with that other educationally sub-normal moron, Dubya Bush – and the rest of the pro-ZioNazi Neo-Con cabal that pulled the 9/11 false flag terrorist hit – and had Dr David Kelly assassinated.

To wit, the referendum result proves the Eurosceptics argument – that this dictatorial fascist behemoth – a self-consuming bureaucratic nightmare - is doomed – rotting from within – and the days of the graft and corruption ridden EUSSR's bloated bureaucracy gravy train passengers - these 'appointed' (read 'unelected') roost-ruling Masonic paedo / sodomite elitist tossers, with their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege, are numbered as the first domino falls – sending tremors through the remaining 27 European community nation states – and by default – providing a vacant slot for the totalitarian oppressive state of Turkey.

With regard to the boost for Euroscepticism, let's keep a sharp eye on the Kurumaku shadow rulers lurking (as socio-psycho cunts do) behind the black curtains – for Eire voted to Leave and they're still in – and Greece too so recently had an overwhelming vote to quit – and they're still in. Talk about defying the will of the voting demographic – a sleight of hand conjured phenomenon wherein legality is a construct and has fuck all links to justice.

Of course, one undisclosed nor debated covert agenda point is the fact the supranatural EUSSR puppet masters want Britain in – ready to supply cannon fodder for NATO's coming global dominance war with Russia (and China and Iran).
Hey, for the real agenda, just read up on the latter chapters of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion 'goyim fuck-over' manual for world domination – re-issued under the Agenda 21 / Agenda 2030 title.

Then we have Nasty Party spoiled brat Chancellor Gideon Osborne claiming the Leave vote has doom us all (well, the blue collar working class anyways) to a profound economic shock - with a second strike recession kicking in.
Bullshit – we've been in a recession – read 'depression' since his predatory bankster pals fucked the entire global Crapitalist system model up back in 2008.

Gideon claims Britain can't survive without the EUSSR? Utter and complete criminally deceptive bullshit. The truth of the matter lies with the stark fact that Brussels and the unelected graft and corruption-ridden EUSSR brass and associated bureaucracy can't survive without Britain – and a Brexit might well trigger a continent-wide cry for 'Out!'

Britain had a 7:6% GNP turnover in the year prior to becoming shackled to Brussels – now we're bollocks deep (and above) in unsustainable debt.
Britain the insular island – progenitor of the Industrial Revolution, and for better or worse on a moral scale of 1 to 10, established an Empire on which the sun never set.
Then the Nasty Party's mad menopausal PM, Slaggie Twatcher, comes along, gets a snot on with the unions and miners – and de-industrialises the nation.

Conversely, according to Osborne, if the Bolshie 52% anarchists had all voted to remain part of the EUSSR then a couple of years down the road, alike Job before us, our cups would runneth over and we'll all be able to afford to join the Bullingdon Vandals Club and smash up restaurants and pubs - and snort Pestco's Premium Grade Peruvian coke – and visit the delightful Max Mosley Memorial Gardens-situated BD/SM dungeons of celeb' 'Dark Side' Dominatrix, Natalie Rowe, where she can spank our bared arses and roger us with her strap-on dildo.

To we career anarchist / Eurosceptic types, the Remain politicos are traitors to this once-sceptred isle – and none more so than the credibility-deficient loopy Labour Party's all-new leader Jeremy 'Turncoat' Corbyn – a political stooge to his very core – whose days are most definitely numbered – when even his own brother thinks he's a cunt.

On the subject of New Labour wankers, we had sacked leader, Fast Eddy Millipede, stating for the public record: "This is a call to arms for all six million 18-24 year olds to register to vote" – and inadvertently touched on an embarrassing, ironic truth by default with the following loose-lipped demand: "Let's be clear about the danger: a decision not to vote is a decision to let someone else decide your future."
Yeah right – and thanks for that moronic slip of the tongue, Wallace: a Remain vote lets the EUSSR's non-elected top dog bureaucrats in Brussels decide our future.

On reflection, what a motley crew Scameron cobbled together – just a couple of days ago, doing the Remain campaign trail rounds in Bristol - with John 'Maastricht Traitor' Major and New Labour's ginger mingin Harriet Harmful – she of Paedophile Information Exchange scandal notoriety – all spouting such black propaganda garbage that whoever votes for the Brexit 'Leave' camp is doomed to cop a dose of the dreaded Zika 'Big Head' virus.

Then Scameron's campaign pantomime antics really took off, with the entire media / celebrity mesmerised common herd listening to the likes of shit for brains U2 frontsman and career knobhead poser Bono - and pikey tinker Blob Geldork - and David Beckham – a trio of moronic dog wankers preaching a Remain vote.

Fer fuck's sake, Geldork can't even teach his own daughter how to do drugs, let alone pontificate on what's best for the future of Britain - and as to 'Bend-Over' Beckham, the twat might have once been clued up on things 'soccer' orientated but, like the rest of our Parliamentary and bent civil service system membership, has fuck all idea about Britain's foreign policy requirements viz serving Britain's interests first and foremost. And to prove, in Beckham's case, he hasn't much of a qualified opinion on any fucking thing – considering what he got wed to and bred sprogs with - has shit taste in women (Victoria 'Skinny Spice' – formerly of the Adams Family).

Fuck me drunk on a Sunday – let there be thanks that entertainment industry celeb icons such as demi-Gods Garry Barlow or Simon Cowell or that flabby know-all poufter Stephen Fry – or Basil Brush and Tiny Clanger – haven't been on the goggle box screens, espousing the common herd to cast a Remain vote then it would all be over - and Bonkers Boris Nonsense, Pob Gove and the Brexit crew pre-empted and a lost cause before the ballot even took place.

Good to see that the last vestiges of our national democratic rights were exercised and the Brexit Leave camp gained a winning and respected majority.
For to remain in the pan-European community would be democracy demised – as the EUSSR is a totalitarian shitscape formed for the ruling special-interests oligarch / bankster cartel and dominated from the shadows by the puppet masters pulling the strings of their 'appointed' stooges – and TTIP's secret 27 chapter agreement (more at 'binding contract') would see Britain nailed to the cross of Corporatocracy - wherein the common herd will be shit on and shafted even more so than now.

This point regardless, given the facility of 20/20 hindsight, Nasty Nicola Sturgeon's Scottish Nonce Party dominated Scotland backed another loser and voted to Remain. And these are the clowns who want Independence for Nonceland and a split from the rule of Westminster – hence the creation of a Dis-United Kingdom – and moronically still be part of the EUSSR and governed by Brussels bureaucrats. Now how fucking daft can you get.

Moralist / Biblical beliefs besides, there is no right or wrong – no good or bad – it all comes down to maintaining the millenniums-old status quo – and keeping the establishment Them – the Brotherhood of the Snake - in power and control – and the Capitalist debt / control freak jackboot on our proverbial common herd necks.

And that's precisely how we ended up tied (shackled) to this bureaucratic monstrosity in the first instance – thanks to the paedo orphan / catamite strangling Tory scumbag Ted Heath, blackmailed into driving our once-sceptred isle viz EUSSR membership and replacing Britain's prefix of Great with that of Broken. Same with Manky Major – and the Maastricht Treaty signing – another victim to the Three B's Strategy: Bullied / Blackmailed / Bribed.

So, finally to the $64,000 bucks burning question of the day: who ordered the murder – more at 'politically opportune assassination' – of Jo Cox – (a scary parallel to the murder of pro-EUSSR / Euro single currency advocate, Swedish foreign minister Anna Lindh on the eve of the Euro adoption vote) - with Cox's birthday falling precisely the day before the Brexit referendum – perhaps to deify her out of all sensible proportion – and entreat a mob of sympathy 'Awww, just for Jo' as a birthday pressy' Remain votes.

Did the malevolent orders come out of Downing Street? Doubtful – all too craven and stupid now that war crim' Tony 'Miranda' Bliar's gone. MI5 took it on their own backs – following orders from the Square Mile based Rothshite Kosher Nostra crime syndicate – acting on advice from the venal psychos at the Tavistock Institute? (same cunts who scripted 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks) Or Chatham House / Fabian's New World Order Tonton Macoute thugsters?

Or a regal edict out of Fuckingham Palace – from arch-scumbag and daughter-in-law murder suspect Prince Stavros – or direct from Brussels – or Washington – or was it the illegal / rogue Israeli ZioNazi state's Mossad and their scumbag British-based kikester sayanim – acting on the orders of the Minister of Public Security, Gilad Erdan – the creep PM Bobo Nuttyahoo has appointed and tasked with discrediting / killing (sic) the Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions movement and campaigners - as payback for Cox's wholehearted support for, and propagation of, the Palestinian BDS campaign?

And how pathetic the Remain bids became, with Posh Dave Scameron and his Nasty Party Tory scumsters using Cox's engineered demise (assassination / murder by mental health casualty / mind control victim Thomas McPatsy of the Yorkshire-based Guy Fawkes Appreciation Society's 21st Far Right Extremist Brigade) - to drive a Brexit referendum Remain vote 'and' rubbing hands with glee at the prospect of a forthcoming by-election for Cox's House of Conmans 'safe seat' and hopefully hoof faction-ridden New Labour out – and a Tory candidate in.

Oh well, at least this time around – unlike so many other of the MI5 / MI6 false flag scams - it was an actual yokel / IQ-deficient / mental health patient Brit' citizen – (an actual C of E Protestant Whitey) involved - and not the usual stereotyped Leeds-based Mohammed al Patsy & Co that are purported to have pulled off the ultimate in terrorist suicide bombing attacks on 7/7, then missed their trains – and ended up at Canary Wharf in an attempt to shout "We've bin set up!" – then shot stone dead – and silenced - by the shitbag, system-serving Met / Force Recon / Increment crew assassins.

To cap it all viz insult to injury, the corrupt lowlife establishment scum had Jo Cox's hubby, Brendan broadcasting on radio and TV media channels – with nary a tear nor sob in his voice as he reads the script to deify Jo to martyr status – by fighting against the hatred that killed her (the evil Brexit 'Leave' gang) – and voting Remain –"it's what Jo would have wanted".
Yeah right – to be ruled over by a bunch of corrupt elitist criminals in Brussels.

So is Scameron going to take a pointer from Alice and do six impossible things before breakfast? Starting with getting off his flabby public school arse to invoke Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty in the coming days - thus triggering a divorce negotiation that could drag out for two fucking years - a vastly complicated legal and political process that requires Broken Britain to unpick some 80,000 pages of laws binding a subservient UK to the EUSSR?

Ha, never mind Alice's six impossible things before breakfast - Scameron and his toe rag Tory cronies haven't done six 'possible' things of any fucking use since they slithered into office via a Lib-Dum coalition 'fix' seven years ago.

Well the Nasty Party are in need of a new PM now Posh Dave Scameron's shot his bolt and about to exit stage left – with ex-London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense – (albeit incumbent Tory MP for Poxbridge & Gymslip) – is the odds-on firm favourite at Flatbrokes - Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies - to take his place – a factor acceptable to the Tory hierarchy - 'if' Boris - (the only man on Earth with a worse haircut than NorKor's renegade psycho leader Kim Jong Un) - pledged to get his unruly mop trimmed.

Finally a closing word from Britain's oldest Brexit Leave campaigner, the stalwart 96-year old Mrs Gladys Higgs-Boson, of Hadron Collider Terraces, Scunthorpe: "Vote fuckin' OUT an' tell 'em ter stick their Stalinist Soviet EUSSR model up their arses. Merkel's pushin' wot her Dad – Hitler – wanted – a European Union – wiv the Krauts in charge. Fer fuck's sake – the effin' Germans an' them foul an' foreign Frenchie twats is our historical enemies. Wot the fuck are we doin' in any kind of contrived economic union wiv these arrogant, psycho bastards, I asks yer?"

Thought for the day. So WTF is wrong with the EUSSR system? First off we have the European Parliament, where MEPs are elected by the voting public demographics of member nation states to represent them and okay or veto proposed new EU laws that they have no say in the creation of.

Then we have the European Council, where the nations’ leaders meet but again whose role excludes proposing new legislation. This task lies with the appointed members of the European Commission, which consists of 28 commissioners - one for each member country. These jukebox politico scumsters are not elected but appointed – based on nepotistic brownie points - by each EUSSR member nation’s current leader – and it is these unelected commissioners who create the laws, not the leaders or MEPs we vote in.

Take prudent note that the 2007 Treaty of Lisbon replaced all previous treaties as the new EUSSR 'Corporatocracy' constitution - a treaty under which it is impossible for any country to petition a law once it has been enacted.

So where do the EUSSR Commissioners get their ideas for the laws? These are the brainchild of the European Round Table of Industrialists – a covert graft and corruption-ridden cabal that consists of fifty-odd Chief Executives and Chairmen of major multi-national companies.
The very same bankster / military-industrialist author / architects now pushing the top secret TTIP agreement (along with the CETA, TPP, NAFTA, FTAA, CAFTA – and a host of other diverse acronym-titled diabolical scams) and the realisation of the Hitlerian Nazi Fortress Europe – the United States of Europe - and all Hell bent on the dissolution of sovereign identity and the total dismemberment of nation states, reshaping Europe's (and the World's) historical borders to create ethnically-conflicting mongrel 'Regions' - as Federalisation is enacted under the ZioNazi Neo-Con Globalist New World Order Corporatocracy system of government - a potential panopticon surveillance / jackboot recipe for a Brussels-based dictatorship run on the principles totalitarian-fascism – under the planned 'Europol / Eurojust' (read Gestapo / Stasi) martial law police state.

And here we're confronted with this clique's typical aloof and obnoxious attitude when displaying their customary contempt towards of the spoken will of the people - the British common herd – for whom non-compliance / non-conformist mindset is hereon a work in progress – so the elite be aware cos we, the uneducated media / goggle box mesmerised worker ant drones you regard as debt slaves, are sick to the back fucking teeth with the EUSSR's Soviet model compliant populace dream model – run on Op Gladio scaremongering threats and testing our collective patience to the outer limits n back . Thus to quote a threadbare cliché – Be Afraid – Be Very Afraid. – cos it's all gonna come crashing down around your pointy little pervert heads – 1789 tumbrels n guillotine fashion - and Brexit, on our part, is just the beginning.

Hence our Brexit win be a blessing and good riddance to bully boy Brussels and the EUSSR fascist thug state. Now perhaps we can ditch the scabby little EU passports and get back to issuing our beloved and iconic dark blue British editions of yesteryear.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

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Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Monday, 13 June 2016

Sir Philip Greed Fires Parliament

In today’s ‘Enhanced Avarice’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering gossip from Mollie McSkanger manning the mobile news desk's cellphone hotline from a tent in Parliament Square for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial and work to see the debt trap Crapitalist culture trodden underfoot - and the inbred Illuminati oligarch bankster scum nailed - like St Peter before them - upside-down on a big piece of wood.

Egoistic robber baron and tax dodger extraordinaire, Sir Philip Greed – a top dog member of the Khazarian Chosen People Club – obviously deluded by a narcissistic belief of his personal, exalted importance in the greater scheme of things (more full of shit than a Christmas goose) has demanded that Broken Britain's House of Conmans remove any and all members of the Work & Pensions Committee that keep asking awkward questions regarding Greed's plunder of the BHS pension fund to finance the ego-boosting, uber-extravagant purchase of his latest acquisition – a ex-US Navy nuclear aircraft carrier converted to serve as his personal private yacht – the Ostentation Waste III.

Knighted on the misguided recommendation of New Labour's paedo-protecting / war criminal Slime Minister Tony Bliar in 2006 Sir (not for much longer) Philip Nigel Ross Greed is a British businessman and chairman of the Arcadia Ripoffs Group - a High Street retail company that includes Knobshop, Dogman, Wallis & Gromit Cheese Slices, Evans, Burton, Miss Selfish, Dorothy Wankins, and Outshit.

The ill-mannered Greed, while being described by friends as an all-round tosspot scumbag, puts on a sham-scam philanthropist front while shafting every fucker and their dog – and is rightly derided and slandered by business opponents and his Arcadia employees alike as a rapacious capitalist carnivore – a shekel-grubbing velociraptor – and an avaricious dog wanker cast in the mould of Dickens' Fagin.

During what the common herd lucky enough to have jobs refer to as 'the working week' the triple-chinned Greed bases his fat slob porcine self at a London hotel, then flies off in his personal Gulfstream G550 gold plated jet to tax haven Monaco for weekends with his Arcadia owner wastrel wife, an equally avaricious, tax-dodging South African - 'Toxic Tina' Greed.

Bottle blonde vulgarian Toxic Tina, looking all of her 67 years regardless of facelifts and mega-Botox treatments – keeps her fat ass firmly ensconced in the postage stamp micro-state of Monaco – like some Black Widow spider - pulling the strings of control from the centre of her corporate web via the tax avoidance Jersey-registered Taveta Investments and its manifold subsidiaries – with assets that include 2,300 shops across the sprawl of Broken Britain; 92% of Arcadia Group; Sears 'Shoe Express' chain; 53% owner of Owen Owen Holdings; a big slice of the Mark One retailers – and a £23 zillion quid shareholding in Marks & Sparks – which the Greeds failed to gain sole ownership control of back in 2007.

Regardless of being branded, alike Lonhro's Tiny Rowland before him, as 'the unacceptable face of Crapitalism', the all-round rich and shameless Ashkenazi kikester, Greed – while surrounded by his close-in ex-Mossad security detail (who are double indemnity guaranteed to have no personal loss links to Greed's ripoff pension fund activities) - copped for a knighthood from New Labour in recognition for his 'generous' party donations and services to tax-dodging culture – plus his tireless pursuit of the hedonistic lifestyle of royals and nobility – so perfectly illustrated with Toxic Tina's gift on the occasion of his birthday - a one-off commissioned 24 carat gold and gemstone encrusted Monopoly board – all consisting of his own corporate acquisitions – sans BHS, of course – and a personalised, platinum Get Out of Jail Free key.

So while the habitually foul-mouthed Greed refuses to appear before Parliament's Works & Pensions Committee until Frank Field MP is removed from his Chair position and can hence no longer raise embarrassing (more at 'incriminating') questions as to why BHS was flogged off for a single £1 quid to a bankrupt buyer - and BHS goes into receivership with the pension pot left shy of some £450-plus million nicker (purchase price of new yacht Ostentatious Waste III) thanks to Greed's corrupt wheeler-dealer business practices - shadow chancellor John McDonnell MP referred to Greed as 'the epitome of scum on legs' and called for him to be stripped of his knighthood if he fails to attend the Committee session on Wednesday to answer MPs' questions – clarifying for moronic gutter press hacks that the move 'might' help restore public faith in the over-abused honours system.

Restore public faith? Is McDonnell taking the piss? Some fucking chance. While this might well represent a case where yet another 'ever so royal' knighthood (more at 'shitehood') has been abused and needs rescinding – we have the likes of Royal / Downing Street Insider, Court Jester and BBC celeb kiddie fiddling DJ (VIP Paedo Pimp - By Appointment) Jimmy So-Vile – and 'Sir' Cyril Smith – and a legion of other beknighted untouchable Very Important Paedo scum at the top of the ruling class pecking order of things – to reflect on and know that the system's bent and will never change.

For the public record, this high-rolling wastrel's absurd spendthrift excesses include blowing £4 zillion nicker on a bar mitzvah gig for son Brandon in 2005 - a three-day drug-snorting piss up for over 200 friends and family in the French Riviera with chief guest of honour, Tel Aviv's Chief Rabbi, Dr Shlomo Snipcock, to bless the event – and background music supplied live by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.

On the occasion of the bar-mitzvah of his alleged nonce-ponce nephew, Matt, he threw a mega-bucks bash at London's iconic Madame Tussaud's Museum, where shackled and naked X-Factor judges Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh were dripped with scalding hot candle wax by Chancellor Gideon Osborne's celeb' Dominatrix of choice – Ms Natalie Rowe and her 'Wicked Whipster Girls' ensemble.

Nephew Matt and brain damaged daughter Chloe shared a birthday party in December 2011, at the prestigious 'One Mayfair' mega-rich only address (gross sacrilege aside - formerly Grade 1 listed St Mark's Church) where Rihanna sang a medley of her best hits at £1 million quid per throw - while performing a striptease and sucking on a phallic-shaped butterscotch gob-stopper.

To mark his own 50th birthday, win friends and impress people, Greed flew 200 guests in a chartered Airbus A300 to the Freeloaders Hotel in Cyprus for a three-day toga party, where they were serenaded by former coal heaver 'Sir' Tom Jones and ex-Glassie busker 'Sir' Rod Stewart - who according to the Daily Shitraker, were reportedly paid £5 million quid each for a 45-minute set.

And in a squalid bid to cap his own record of profligate squandering of BHS pension pot funds for Greed's 55th birthday, he flew 100 guests 8,500 miles in two private jets from London to the exclusive Four Seasons: Landaagiraavaru resort – an overpriced eco-spa in the soon to be submerged Maldives.

While Greed and Toxic Tina issue invitations to other members of the rich and shameless clan - such as Duchess of Pork, Fergie and kiddie fidding ex-hubby Prince Andy Pandy - many of the 'prominent' (sic) Hollywood celeb' figures that are only too happy to accept a freebie piss up at the Greed's parties later comment to the media that they'd never heard of him.

Thought for the day. Arcadia's webshite might well sport a banner for 'Ethical Trading' – but this maxim obviously doesn't apply to the Taveta / Arcadia Third World offshore sweatshops in Africa and Cambodia et al - nor Greed's plundering of the BHS pension pot to finance his latest personal super-yacht, Ostentation Waste III.

And the moral of this story? The best one can expect from a pig is a grunt? To misquote Matthew 16:26-28: For what doth it profit a man if he gain title deed to the whole Universe - and every fucker thinks he's a right cunt?

Stop Press: (Drop the dead donkey).
Sports Direct chief human rights abuser and career gobshite bully boy 'Moron Mick' Gashley has now told gutter press hacks that he might just renew his former interest in buying BHS – and in the process score a few Parliamentary brownie points and hopefully offset the chance of being charged with a set of criminal offences for having his company's employees tortured for being late or daring to take a day off sick.

Do you work at BHS? Has Philip Greed's voracious spendthrift lifestyle fucked up the quality of your own? Do you have several private yachts and a Gulfstream jet? Is your pension pot short of some £600 million quid? Do you still have a pot to piss in? Sir (not for much longer) Philip Greed got a solid gold pot to piss in for his 64th birthday.

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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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