Tuesday, 10 September 2019

Nonce-Advocate Harman Next Parliament Speaker?


Labour's PIE nonce advocate Harriet 'Witchipoo' Harman to run for House of Conmans Speaker.


The 69 year old expenses-fiddling Harmful, ignoring the negative mental issues of her geriatric condition, has confirmed an ego-fired self-interest enthusiasm viz making a 'shit or bust' bid to become the next Conmans Speaker.

The Labour MP and Senior Troll of the House - the longest continuously-serving split-arsed MP - made the wishful statement after the current Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow - a frog who dreams of becomng a toad - announced he would stand down by Halloween.

Harmful, a shameless egomaniac, told BBC Radio 4's 'Dipshits & Dingbats' programme it was the Speaker's job "to ensure Parliament can have its say" - (and promote the rights of minority groups - such as kiddie fiddling PIE nonces?).

Harman - a career broomstick merchant who gained an enduring notoriety for her campaigning on nonce-ponce Paedophile Information Exchange rights and promoting Gingerism – in a direct slap at the egocentric Bercow's rancid record - opined that the next Speaker should be "scrupulously neutral" on debates.

Friday, 6 September 2019

Labour Election Message: 'Don't Vote For Us'


Labour hierarchy & 300 pound dingbat Emily Thornberry broadcast 'Don't Vote For Us' election campaign message.

Yep, Fatty Thornberry - the one who ate all Labour's Christmas party mince pies - is most definitely suffering from an egocentric case of self-delusion – likely a symptom of post-menopausal madness.

Brussels shill & arch-Remainiac Emily 'Pigswill' Thornberry would negotiate the 'best Brexit deal for Britain' if Labour wins an election but would then campaign to reject it and stay in the EUSSR.



Corbyn's cellulite-loaded Black Widow - a venomous and opportunist hypocrite.
Hark at Labour's Black Widow (and arch anti-Democracy Remainiac) - Emily 'Silverback' Thornberry - hypocrisy personified in her grossly porcine manifestation - having the brass-necked audacity to call PM Boris Johnson "slippery" - speculating he could use a general election poll as a "distraction" from pulling a bit of no deal Brexit sleight of hand.  

Wednesday, 28 August 2019

Suspension of Parliament Unconstitutional?


Once again, the latest and greatest in this scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire, to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

So, the cross party Remainiac cabal MPs reckon the suspension of Parliament qualifies for a label of Constitutional Outrage? 
No, that sin lies with the House of Conmans EUSSR Federation shills n Brussels stooge Remainer MPs set on betraying the Brexit Leave ballot of 17:4 million voters.

28/09/2019 - PM Bonkers Boris Nonsense petitions QE2 to suspend / prorogue Parliament.

Knee jerk reactions from anti-Brexit Remainiac bloc:
Dominic Grieve: "There is plenty of time to do that if necessary [and] I will certainly vote to bring down a Conservative government that persists in a course of action which is so unconstitutional."
Labour deputy leader Tom Watson tweeted that the move was an "utterly scandalous affront to our democracy", while the former chancellor in Theresa May's government, Tory MP Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, called it "profoundly undemocratic".
The leader of the Lib-Dumbs, Jo Swinson, said it was a "dangerous and unacceptable course of action".

To wit, what these four hypocrisy-ridden pro-EUSSR Federation dipshits are overlooking viz their spouting viz an 'unconstitutional factor' is the fact that they, EUSSR / Brussels stooges n shills all-  their treacherous – though 'treasonous' be a more fitting term - Remainiac position to overturn the Brexit referendum ballot of 17:4 million Leave voters is truly undemocratic - (true Democracy is the exercise of the Will of the Majority – ref the 17:4 million Brexit vote 2016) - and a Constitutional affront – as per too the Brexit-blocking petition laid before the graft and corruption-ridden Nonceland Court of Session by some 70-odd treacherous self-interest politicos – comprising of Jumpin' Jo Swinson MP (Lib-Dum); Horrid Heidi Allen MP (Change UK); Stella Greasy MP (Lab Rat); Emma Bent Toad MP (Lab Rat); Margaret Oppenslimer Slodge MP (Lab Scat); David Scammy MP (Lab Rat); Jess 'Piranha Teeth' Phillips MP (Lab Twat) and Wes Streetcorner MP (Lab Rat).

Parliament's 650 infighting incumbents – all top notch bracket salaried from Taxpayer / voter funds – have a single item job: to respect the Brexit referendum ballot result and deliver – unanimously – WTF We, the People, voted for – a no-strings-attached bullshit-free Brexit.

But let us not overlook that age-old and oh so well- proven maxim that 'evil needs no reason' – it just is.

Now we have these House of Conmans self-interest scallwags, devoid of any semblance of scruples and integrity, playing political brinksmanship – and any single one that refuses to respect the majority 17:4 million Brexit referendum Leave vote and chooses to side with the Remainiacs – demanding that Broken Britain retains membership of the EUSSR Federation as per Vince Cable / Jo Swinson's Librarian Dummercraps – or demands a second referendum when the result of the first one – three-plus years down the road - has yet to be delivered – these treacherous rapscallions are guilty of treason and should be meted out public shaming, pilloried and banned from political office.

The Brussels EUSSR hierarchy kleptocrats drew up Treason Maybot's 'withdrawal agreement' – which would see Broken Britain remain a EUSSR Federation member in all but name – hence they ain't gonna 're-negotiate' a single fucking iota of the document that disadvantages them.
Brussels slapped the Maybot's withdrawal deal in her clammy paws and told her to get her bony ass back to Worsminster and have the House of Conmans 'approve the toxic piece of shit to become 'binding' law – hence why the pathetic bitch brought the same document before Parliament 3 times – unrevised in any shape or form – apart from wayward i's being dotted and delinquent t's crossed – and the occasional comma added.

Hence there isn't a cat in Hell's chance of Boris – or any other fucker or their dog - securing a re-negotiated Brexit 'deal' with the Brussels bullies that doesn't favour them in entirety.
Hence the proroguing of Parliament strategy. Go, Boris, go!

And as to this delusional Trotskyite fantasist Corbyn securing a 'no confidence' vote in the Tory Nasty Party government and installing his toxic self as a 'caretaker Crime Minister' – have we not had a sick to the back teeth bellyfull of Labour after the years of war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and that disreputable Cyclopean Nonceland scally, Gordon Broon.

For the record, Corbyn has zero interest in deal or no deal – he just wants to be an aggie wanker and upset the proverbial political apple cart – in the delusional hope Labour – He / Corbyn - might come out on top and with some political advantage.

Hmmm, to all intents and purposes, we have undergone a red shift - back to 1642 - as a state of Civil War exists across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred sacred Isle of Albion as Parliament - the lower House of Conmans and the Upper House of Frauds dosspit - are in a state of loggerheads conflict - not only within their own festering ranks but also with We, the People - the 17:4 million (plus) hard core Brexiteers versus the assorted melange of Remainiacs / Second Referendumites and EUSSR Fifth Column agents inside Parliament and the Uncivil Service - and boat-jumping immigrant serial divorcees of Gina Miller's silver spoon ilk - joining hands with adulterous decaffeinated ex-Nasty Party PM John 'Dementia' Major and pro-Brussels stooge / New Labour war criminal Tony 'Miranda' (Charles Lynton) Bliar – are striving 24/7 to conjure and employ 'any old contrived excuse' venal Machiavellian smokescreen machinations to hinder, trip and block each and every move Bonkers Boris and his anti-EUSSR cabinet might conceive and effect (or attempt to) to expedite Brexit.

For fuck's sake, the more they decry 'no deal' leaves us zero negotiating footwork space to negotiate 'a deal' – if the Brussels wankers know Broken Britain won't leave without one. Keep the spectre of 'no deal' – and no fucking £39 zillion quid divorce payment either) hanging above their collective pointy heads like some Democalean blade and chances are these unelected bureaucrats shall respond in a more receptive manner. 

With thoughts still focused on 1642 and the Civil War, the man who, sick to the back teeth as We. the People are today, with the self-interest moronic antics of 650 Parliamentarians (sic) - went one better than Boris proroguing Parliament - he closed the fucking den of iniquity down and locked the doors.
Nice one Oliver.

Dissolution of the Long Parliament by Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell:
      
"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors."

"In the name of God, go!"

Oliver Cromwell - April 20, 1653

Doubtless Cromwell would go for the No Deal / Hard Brexit solution to counter the EUSSR Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy's self-serving demands. 

Though Oliver served England well, we need Parliament evicting – and the Upper House of Frauds dosspit closing down – and a Commons assembly of unaligned, independent candidates standing for election to represent the majority will of their respective constituents.

To close, and quote John Donne: "For whom now doth the bell toll thrice?" – for none other than the 'No Deal' blocking Remainiac cabal.
Dante designated a special place reserved for traitors – in Hell's Ninth Circle.

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Wednesday, 21 August 2019

Septic Salmond Linked to Epstein's Paedo Island

Once again, the latest and greatest in this scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire, to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Just received this from a most-concerned member of the Scottish proletariat: Spotlight on Smelly Mangiolini and the sordid stories that simply refuse to go away - even if pursued and prosecuted by hordes of corrupt Plod Squad Scotland uniformed morons and the ranking Masonic nonce ponces comprising the equally bent judicial system.

ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOURS being circulated by the wholly corrupt MSM viz the 'recently suicided' sex slave trafficker Jeffrey Epslime DoJ court doc leaks that his big 'one-time' pal President Donald Chump had regular access to Epslime's Lolita Express luxury Boeing 727 private jet and made use of it back in 2006 for to and fro forays across the Atlantic pond when negotiating (sic) the 'compulsory' (sell or fucking else!) purchase of some 1,400 acres of prime 'bayonet grassed' sand dunes at Menie / Balmedie, just north of bonny Scotland's kiddie fiddling Nonce Ponce capital of Scaberdeen – for the Chump International Golf Links, Scotland (CIGLS) – designed to include two 18-hole courses, a 5-star Rub n Tug Massage Salon and adjoining 3-holer bordello (staffed by 12 year old Czech wannabe models) – and a NHS-funded social disease clinic?

The sordid story goes that now 'finally' disgraced SNP Worst Minister – (aka the Porky Pict) - Alex 'Groper' Salmond – (the very same wanker facing multiple charges x 14 of alleged Viagra-fuelled sexual assaults and attempted rape) - was primarily the open handed and eager beaver receiver of palm-crossed silver largess (aka assorted  'bribes' / kickbacks) from the Chump – (and entertaining Donald at his official Edinburgh Buttplug House residence) - in return for 'facilitation services' - soothing socio-politically troubled eco-related waters viz the golf course land 'acquisition' project - (until Salmond's Scottish Nonce Party offshore wind farm project ignited a relationship ruckus which saw the pair at loggerheads) – and the Grampian Groper was treated to join the Chump on 'excursions' to Epslime's private 'Little' (sic) St James Caribbean island for a spot of paedo-related R & R (rape n ruin) fun in the underground (and soundproofed) Tartan Tadger playroom.

Hmmm n Wow!
Wonder who the fluck was personally charged with watching the Porky Pict's back viz the 2006 – 2011 period? Obviously some grossly incompetent and limited IQ tosser better-suited to a lifetime career behind a retail checkout counter and covering up plum pudding thefts than one of meddling with matters legal and political.

https://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2012/01/491710.html

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Wednesday, 24 July 2019

Bonkers Boris Crowned King

Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged, tempered and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire, to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy who imprudently believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

In a summertime July week where the good ole US of A celebrates the 50th anniversary of Stan the Man Kubrick faking the 1969 Moon landing – (one conspiratorial, expensive step for NASA and their CIA paymasters, but a mega special effects tech step for Hollywood's make-believe artists) - we finally have the Nasty Party Slime Minister, Treason May, evicted from No 10 Downing St - and an all-new thatch-haired tenant taking up residence.

While that smarmy Remainiac dog wanker Jeremy Kunt is 'not' Broken Britain's next Crime Minister, our sacred isle of Albion's Brexiteer patriots (17:4 million-plus) applaud the fact that career buffoon, the bumbling Boris 'Zipline' Nonsense, at least has the keys to No 10 Downing St and a bed to sleep in - after being unceremoniously evicted from his (ex) 'bit of tottie on the side' / girl friend Mad Carrie McSkanger's flat recently - in the wake (sic) of a late night crockery-chucking and profanity-laden name-cussing altercation that disturbed neighbours' peace and saw the Plod Squad summoned.

So that's it, and the EUSSR Commission's Dark Side Sith kleptocrats beware – for Boris is shit-canning Treason May's treacherous sell-out withdrawal document – and 'backstops' be buggered - and he's a'coming to re-negotiate a fresh Brexit agreement – along with a few of his old Bullingdon Vandals Club buddies.
To wit, come Hell or high water, he intends to take no prisoners, smite those foolhardy or imprudent enough to oppose his iron will,  and be done with Brussels tyranny by October 31st – deal or no deal.

Yes, for better or worse – like it or not - Bonkers Boris de Piffle Attaturk Nonsense, Tory MP for Poxbridge & South Cowslip – (eldest son of I'm a Celebrity loser Stuttering Stan Kemal Nonsense, brother of gutter press hackette, Rabid Rachel Nonsense - and non-entity sibling, Jolly Jo Nonsense, Tory MP for Gorpington – and a couple of other nondescript sprogs) - is now the leader of the Nasty Party 'and' Broken Britain's new Crime Minister.

Classic Bonkers Boris quote: 'My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters'

Yet the Tory / Bliarite Labour / Lib-Dum Dark Side scumsters are determined Boris ain't gonna get an open arms easy ride – a factor broadcast with malignant intent by that notorious Parliamentary expenses fiddler and all-round prize dipshit, Alan 'call me Sir' Duncan - a long-time foe of Boris Nonsense (who was once his deputy at the Foreign Office) - announced his resignation on the eve of the new Tory Nasty Party leader being installed.- and immediately tabled an emergency motion to force a House of Conmans vote on whether Nonsense had the right to form a government – a pathetic move rightly shit-canned at its genesis by Speaker John 'Shortarse' Bercow.

Duncan's back-stabbing underlines the mammoth task facing any new premier to hold the fragmented Austerity Party together amid furious infighting over Brexit – with one Tory MP commenting to the Daily Shitraker Online the idea pushed by  Dirty Duncan was 'batshit bonkers' and showed he was 'dripping in unqualified arrogance' – as was that egocentric twat Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, threatening to take Boris and his government down if he dares expedite the 2016 referendum majority Leave result and gives a contrary Brussels the bird on October 31st to opt for a No Deal bye-bye.
So much for the good of the nation when the cult of the personality rules against democracy.

Deal or No Deal Brexit – whoever the fuck became party leader, and by default, the Crime Minister – Jeremy Kunt or Bonkers Boris – it's never been about leadershits but – as the scaremonger propagandist Remainiacs would deny – (those dirty and disgusting, corrupt  political machinators infesting the lower House of Conmans benches - and the unelected Vermin in Ermine squatting in the Upper House of Frauds dosspit – along with the equally repulsive civil service Euro-shills and lackeys) - Broken Britain does NOT need the Brussels EUSSR kleptocracy governance system - but the EUSSR needs Britain like a beggar needs a handout – or a Wonga payday loan.

Go, Boris, go!

Did you vote for Brexit back in 2016? Are you sick to the back teeth with Treason Maybot's conspiratorial efforts to keep Broken Britain tied to the EUSSR? Would you like to see political Remainiac forces of evil pilloried and deselected – and legal challenge meddlers alike spoiled immigrant bitch cum arch-broomstick jockey Gina Miller burned at the stake?

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Wednesday, 14 March 2018

Bollocks to Bercow

In today's Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass 'nasty twat' exposé edition we bring our readership the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

House of Conmans 'Bully-in-Chief' Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow, is facing a frenzy of renewed calls to resign following the release of media reports he has a 'Bollocks to Brexit' sticker emblazoned on his car.
Pix snapped by radical gutter press hacks show the offensive Remainiac logo pasted on the inside of the windscreen on his personalised (taxpayer-funded) registration plate (CUNT 1) 4x4 SUV.

Bercow, the diminutive, mental midget MP for Lilliput, who admitted to voting Remain during the 2016 EUSSR referendum, has been accused of surpassing his customary level of unqualified, brass-necked arrogance over the anti-Brexit message stamped on his car, which was spotted in his private Parliament parking space by a bolshie group of cross party shit stirrers on Tuesday afternoon and reported to left wing media activists.

Whether or not Mr 'Grace & Favour' Bercow's IQ-deficient slag of a wife, Sordid Sally, also has use of the vehicle remains unconfirmed due the Speaker's office trolls keeping shtum on the matter, claiming denial was the best line of defence and refusing to comment on the outrageous sticker lest they fall foul of one of Bercow's 'hell hath no fury ...' temper tantrums.

Tory MP Andrew Bellend lashed out at the expense-fiddling Bercow for breaching his Speaker role of impartiality as he repeatedly reiterated support for Broken Britain to remain a 'compliant chattel' member of the EUSSR – opining to one press hack from the Traitor's Gazette that: "... the Speaker has never made any attempt to hide his corrupt, Brussels stooge personal views on what a mistake the Brexit vote was.”

Bellend’s Tory backbench colleague, James Dunceridge MP, also lashed out at the diminutive Bercow's purported breach of duty, stating it is “unthinkable that the Speaker should continue mediating Brexit debates while spontaneously attempting to blatantly derail discussions and can no longer act as an independent arbitrator in debates on such a crucial subject.”

Bellend and Dunceridge issued a statement on Monday that they would jointly put down an early day motion (EDM) expressing no confidence in Bercow to continue in his role as House Speaker.

Bercow's latest moronic fubar comes in the wake of facing calls to resign after he insisted on chairing a debate over a staff intimidation and bullying row involving egocentric MP's - who think they have some divine right to treat lesser mortals like shit - despite facing similar thuggish misconduct allegations filed against himself.

Viz this issue, the House of Conmans Leader, Andrea Deadweight, has ordered an independent inquiry into following a veritable shit storm of complaints from female clerks assigned to politicians that an entrenched culture of fear is rife within the once-hallowed halls of Westmonster – with Tory MP for the Wrekin-Crew constituency, Marky Mark Prickhard - and Labour MP Paul Foulmouth – in the firing line sights for a jolly good wrist-slapping by their respective party whips.

One Parliamentary staffer, who spoke to the Daily Shitraker on conditions of anonymity, (Mrs Candida Mingerot) claims she left her job as secretary to the unctuous Bercow due suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder from his daily haranguing and abuse.
"He's a right nasty piece of work – a poison dwarf – and yet another frog who dreams of becoming a toad. And his bottle 'blonde moment' bimbo of a missus, Piranha Teeth Sally, is no better either."

So the public funds squandering Bercow, a narcissistic twat to his very core, is once again mired in controversy – this time not due the fault of his shit-for-brains wife, but of his own manufacture.
Alas, 'tis always a problem with political wankers, when ego surpasses intellect.

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Saturday, 3 March 2018

Passenger Mutiny Checkmates Notwork Rail

In today's Winter War Zone 'Let's Kick Some Incompetent PFI Ass' exposé edition we bring our readership the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering Beast from the East hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

So, where to start – with the Truth – or the Bullshit? Let's go with the official bullshit version to kick off, cos it gets ten outa ten for spin, hypocrisy and bare faced porky pies.
Ergo, the gospel according to Notwork Rail and Rattle Track, the Metropolitan area train services were brought to a screaming halt last night at London's Malfunction Junction after some lunatic passenger (it was a full moon) – speculated to be either a Russian anarchist or Islamic Jolly Jihad terrorist type - happy slapped the emergency exit button, jumped out of the carriage and onto the embankment pathway, then legged it to nearby Lewisham Station on foot.

To quote the Southern Discomfort Trains lie verbatim: "There are currently severe delays to services in the Lewisham area following a serious trespass incident."
"We've had to turn the power off for safety reasons, and staff are currently working with police, paramedics, fire service crews - and undertakers - to clear trespassers from the tracks so we can get trains moving again."
"These trespassers risk being electrocuted by the third rail or hit by the other four trains that – er – have also been stalled for hours due ice on the tracks."

Hmmm, not much chance of getting electrocuted when even the train can't draw power from an iced-up live centre rail

So the services – plural - were held up due to 'trespassers'. Que? WTF? Trespassers?

Now how's that for 'slam-dunk' passing the blame outa your own court and onto the passengers who got sick and tired of the train operator's gross incompetence and made a lifestyle decision 'not to' piss in their pants or die of dehydration or enter the primary stages of malnutrition - opened the doors and disembarked, knowing full well it would be quicker to walk to the station than wait for the useless operators to get them there.

The hapless fuckers had been stuck on a train with zero toilets or heating, drinks nor snackies for three and a half hours – with zero info' updates and no end in sight – so they abandoned their 'prison' and legged it up the trackside walkway – and 'not' down the centre of the tracks, playing hop-scotch footsie with the live third rail.
Fer Christ's sake – even the common herd have strategic reserves of common sense.

Okay, now for the cold stark truth about this 'train crash' (sic – no pun intended) 'Railmageddon' calamity - which actually involved not only Southern Discomfort but also other 'Inter-Shitty' service providers First Crapita Connect, Sardine Mainline and Snail Rail.

Southern Discomfort passenger Ron McScrote, the very chap whose patience reserves ran out and took a non-conformist initiative to hit the emergency exit button, then disembarked the train and walked the couple of hundred yards distance to Lewisham Station - followed by a host of like-minded folk - spoke to one gutter press hack from the Snafu Gazette at the bar of Lewisham's Pit Bull & Pikey pub.

"Wot the fuck do these twats expect. The effin' train stops between Blackheath an' Lewisham fer three an' a half hours – an' in sight of Lewisham Station. No heatin', no lights', no water or food – an' no bogs – so every fucker who wasn't too embarrassed ter pull their porker out in public woz takin' a piss up the back wall of the end carriage – transgender types an' butch lezzies included."

"I ain't jokin' cos I've seen better organised riots. The rail bosses needed ter get their proverbial shit together an' organise a proper evacuation instead of leavin' hundreds of hapless passengers stuck in-between stations."
"But that's gonna take some fucker competent enough ter run a train service an' not these amateur wankers posin' as professionals."

Southern Discomfort Trains CEO, Sir Aldous Driftwood – (former boss of Practical Pig Trains – which ceased trading in 2003 following the Baconsfield disaster) – informed media hacks that "The blame lies with the Russians and their covert weather wars 'Beast from the East' – and these common herd mutinous reprobates that disembarked the train carriage and hiked back to Lewisham Station only aggravated matters and brought the entire system to a dead stop."

Yeah right – Siberian weather / The Beast from the East - blame the Russians.
But ain't it odd that at the first sight of frost, ice or snow and rail transport in Broken Britain comes to a stop – whereas the Trans-Siberian Express – Moscow to Vladivostok - never fails to run.

Obviously the bosses of Rattle Track and Notwork Rail have never read that iconic children's story – 'The Little Engine That Could' – and employ it – along with Thomas the Tank Engine - to set an example to all the other slack-arsed train services.

Ah well, the Lewisham passengers were in some ways fortunate only being stuck for three and a half hours before throwing conformist philosophy to the vagaries of the four winds and legging it back to the welcoming warm lights of nearby Lewisham Station - considering passengers were stuck for up to fourteen hours when three trains ground to a halt as sub-zero freezing conditions made lines in Hampshire's New Forest impassable.

The same scenario too, north of the border, in haggis land - with both Caledonian Creeper and Scottish Nonce Rail train services snow-bound out in the middle of nowhere - with tracks blocked and other services backed up.

Luckily the hundreds of passengers were all paid up members of the Dutiful Compliance Club and nary a perfect 'shiny buttons' citizen put a foot wrong and decided 'enough was enough' and disembarked to make their own way back to the nearest point of warmth, food and drink civilisation.

Thus, what does this disastrous event tell us? That Britain might well still be 'broken' – until at such time we reclaim our prized autonomy from the Brussels-based EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy – but our once-sceptred isle is stocked with non-conformist rebels on steroids who react when pushed too far.

Hence Government: Nasty Party Tory or Labour – whoever the fuck's in power - see, listen, learn and Beware the Day of the Rope – for this is the type of Bolshie rebel response that will be given life if the treacherous Remainiac bloc attempt to overturn or water down our 53% majority Brexit referendum vote and keep us tied to the fascist EUSSR Federation control freak state by as much as the length of a gnat's cock.

Were you stuck on one of Notwork Rails' trains overnight? Did you have to pee in your pants. Did hunger pangs tempt you to join the cannibal club eating vulnerable passengers in the economy class carriage? Did it taste like chicken – or pulled pork?

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Thought for the day. Never had this problem with pre-Beeching steam and diesel locomotives and rail lines icing over. Fer fuck's sake – electric trains – even the Ever-Ready rabbit keeps on 'going and going and going' across a snow-covered garden lawn – and that runs on a couple of AA batteries.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from SHS (Snowflake Hypersensitivity Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'political incorrect'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane orthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).