Sunday, 26 June 2022

Sturgeon Ridiculed for Witchcraft Pardons Act

Hoots mon, what a distraction scam of the Nth Degree of Political Deception by the Scottish Nonce Protectors Party leader, Knickerless Sturgeon – fronting a Holyrood Parliament ‘Members Bill’ to legally ‘pardon’ thousands of Scots broomstick merchants convicted of witchcraft some 300-plus years ago.

Conversely, it’s one way to distract the common herd from their burgeoning inflation anxiety - and the national rail strikes - and having to queue up at airports for two days to catch a holiday flight to anywhere – if it’s not cancelled due the fact the pilot refused the Covid-1984 mRNA vax.

This piece of political grandstanding follows in the wake of a posthumous apology from SNP Worst Minister Sturgeon – (herself rumoured to be a broomstick pilot and adept of the black arts, with a legion of voodoo dolls of her political adversaries – including Alex ‘Porky Pict’ Salmond - nailed to the walls of her Holyrood coven den) - on International Women’s Day in March 2022, to those convicted, vilified, and / or executed in ‘Third World’ Nonceland under the Mary, Queen of Scots, ordained Witchcraft Act of 1563.

Records scribbled on a Loch McNonce cave wall with charcoal embers dating back to the Middle Ages, suggest around 4,000 Scots were accused of the ‘crime of witchcraft’ - and being in league with the Devil – a law in force until 1736 – (when repealed during the common fucking sense early reign years of George II) - with around 85 percent of those convicted through trial by fire and ducking stool sessions identifying as females of the species – and a mixed bag of some 2,500 convicted of breaking the law and casting noxious spells on their neighbours and / or their crops and / or cattle – and / or invoking ‘climate change spells’ - by cursing the skies with ‘a dowry of parmy’ (months of heavy rain).

While Jimmy Krankie’s ugly bug sister, Nicola is being rightly mocked for her support of this bill, which could see thousands of Scots scallies - convicted of witchcraft - pardoned after 300 years, the muddled Member’s Bill to “right the historic wrong of witchcraft convictions” and give legal pardons to those convicted, has been launched by Natalie Don, the SNP’s member for Renfrewshire - on behalf of the Witches of Scotland campaign group.

Nasty rumours abound that any members of the Scottish Parliament discovered withholding support for, or voting against, the passage of the members bill, will be cursed by a plague of boils are being dismissed as Scottish Conservative & Unionist propaganda, concocted by party leader, Dimwit Dougie Ross.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.

Saturday, 25 June 2022

UK Army General Ready for WW3

Anyone of a mind to do a flit to Rwanda – hop onto one of Shiti Patel’s ‘Tory Adventure Holidays’ illegal immigrant deportation flights to the African state that gave the term ‘tribal genocide’ an entirely fresh perspective.

Let’s be honest n up front. This past couple of years have been the shits on a global scale – for every common herd peasant n their dog. Covid-1984, social distancing, lockdowns, not getting a single invite to one of the Tory government’s weekly party flings, supply chain disruptions, climate change – and to cap it off, this current rogue wave of rampant inflation and an impending recession lapping over the doorstep – plus the brain-storm decision-making involved when considering next Friday night’s supper of fish n chips. Will it be the fish – or just the chips?

But WTF can anyone expect of a stunted and failing global scale crapitalist economy when the smart arse ‘progressives’ abolished slavery then started paying the peasants a ‘living wage’.

So, here we are, regardless of all the socio-political-economic chaos crap that’s going down, just trying to look a wee bit on the optimistic side – then some shit for brains British Army clown, Brigadier-General Sir Patrick Sanders, has – ‘in yer face’ informed - a most vindictive, and easily offended, Moscow-based Vlad Putrid that: “We’re coming for you” – and is readying the British military to engage in a land war across Eastern Europe, and the far Gromboolian plains, in an assault headed by the 14th Armoured Segway Corps and the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Brigade - in defence of the Tory Nasty Party’s newest pals – the Ukraine’s Zelensky and his neo-Nazi fascist thug Azov Battalion militia.

Hmmm, doubtless Brigadier-General Shit-for-Brains is now on a GRU Spetsnaz hit list and gonna get his sorry ass ‘Novichoked’ – due Putrid’s response being an e-mail to Sanders, with piccy of the Russian military’s all-new Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile, dubbed the ‘Satan II’ – an upgrade of the earlier long range Shitstreak – carrying a 20 megaton multiple nuclear warhead and decoy armament payload, with an 11,000 miles range that no existing Western air defence system can intercept.

Let us just take a step back n hark General Sanders sabre-rattling message to the assembled troops of the 17th Body Bag Regiment: “I am the first Chief of the General Staff since 1941 to take command of the Army in the shadow of a land war in Europe involving a continental power – and the scale of the enduring threat from Russia expansionism shows we've entered a 1937 type of Hitlerian Nazi threat insecurity. Thus, it is my singular duty to make our Army as lethal and effective as it can be – and ready to kick some Russian ass.”

In retaliation to ‘Silly’ Sanders’ belligerent narrative, where he called on soldiers to prepare to “fight in Europe once again", Russian Lieutenant-General Evgeny Buzhinsky opined to one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “… if this dog wanking bully thug Sanders threaten our country with aggressive rhetoric and without thinking twice – and launches an attack on Russian troops protecting our new Ukraine colony, then the UK will vanish in one big nuclear flash-bang.”

“Sanders is deluded by believing his own bullshit and fails to understand that in the aftermath of a Third World War, Food Bank Britain will physically cease to exist – with London topping the stealth missile target list.”

“The Anglo-Saxon troublemaker’s sacred island of Albion will vanish in a cloud of dust, so I’ve no idea where he or his descendants will live.”

Well, that’s a fair point, Evgeny. Chances are we’ll all end up in Rwanda.

Secretary of Russia's Security Council and owner of Gulag Gaz, Nikolai Crooksky, joined with General Buzhinsky and close Putrid ally, Andrey Mobsaroubles (Wankprom Oil), to inform media hacks that “Once the nukes are launched, we’ll take out the entire orbiting fleet of enemy space satellites – and no fucker will care if they are American or British as we view them all as NATO – then we’ll mitigate NATO’s entire system of anti-missile defence – across Europe and the US – then all European members of NATO will have their Russian-based gas and oil supplies cut off.”

Top ranking military staff – Sanders and Buzhinsky being perfect examples - are on a par with politicians and banksters viz their perception of morality equals that of cannibals, paedophiles, and psychopaths.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday, 24 June 2022

Possible Causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

Possible Causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

(Vernon Coleman: Parody at its Finest)

Doctors around the world are puzzled at the epidemic of sudden deaths occurring among previously healthy young adults.

Many are said to be conducting investigations to help them decide what could possibly be the cause.

In order to help them I have compiled a list of all the known possible explanations for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

Eating too many marmalade sandwiches.

Stepping on cracks between paving slabs.

Not stepping on cracks between paving slabs.

Putting too much tomato sauce / ketchup on meals.

Not saying your prayers.

Allowing yourself to be injected with an experimental, inadequately tested, pseudo-vaccine which, I reported using the FDA’s Draft Working List (details of which are on both my websites in the article called, How Many are the Vaccines Killing?) on the 8th December 2020, was known to cause myocarditis, encephalitis, convulsions, strokes, Guillain-Barre syndrome, meningitis, pericarditis, bleeding, clots, joint pain and many other disorders - and which I also reported did not stop people getting Covid-1984, nor did not stop them ‘shedding n spreading’ it if they did get it.

I do hope this list is helpful to all those puzzled doctors, and I can offer them one more piece of advice: Sudden Adult Death Syndrome is caused by ONE of the above.

Maybe if a good many really clever, well-paid doctors sit down in a big room in a large, expensive hotel somewhere exotic they may be able to work out which one it is.

Labour’s Harman: Missed Leadershit Whinge

Career Labour troll n Establishment broomstick merchant, Harriet Harmful, – she of paedophilia support advocacy notoriety – during an interview with Egomania magazine, described it as downright embarrassing that the Labour Party, while having all manner of treacherous Russian agents - plus raving closet case cross dressing sodomites – and war criminals - running the show – failed to elect a female leader – obviously a personal dig that at well past retirement ‘71 years of age’ this political creature shall never achieve that rank herself.

Well, let’s be common sense fair on this issue – for who the fuck would want Harriet Harmful – a septuagenarian old baggage suffering from post-menopausal mental issues - as a political party leader - for she, as a member of, and the legal officer for, the National Council for Civil Liberties, granted affiliate status to, and immorally promoted the rights of a political pederast cabal – the Paedophile Information Exchange – along with the likes of her fellow Labour party broomstick merchant pal, NCCL General Sickretary, Patricia Spewit - to have kiddie fiddling legalised?

In spite of the PIE publishing their very own depraved Magpie child sex abuse magazine, the NCCL turned a myopic eye and lobbied, on behalf of the Paedo’ Information Exchange, a swathe of House of Conmans MPs - and Upper House of Frauds peers - for the age of sexual consent to be lowered to a pre-pubescent 10 years. 

Hmmm, well, one must admit that legalising kiddie fiddling would be taking quite a ‘civil liberty’ when considering the moral outrage generated, c’est non?

Rwanda: Land of Opportunity?

A mixed bag of African economic migrants - from Rwanda - spent four months dodging their way round a strew of national borders to get to Europe, and yesterday, finally took a risky rubber boat trip across the Channel from France, to set foot on the White Cliffs shore of the great welfare state of Food Bank Britain – only to be rounded up by Border Patrol agents and informed they were being deported to Rwanda.

“Where? WTF? We’ve just spent the last four months escaping Rwanda to get here.”

Thursday, 23 June 2022

Labour’s Lammy an IQ-deficient Wanker

Oh my, what a pile of shite these Labour wankers talk.

Once more, as is now their custom, wholly lacking in any constructive format of ethical principles or noble aims, simply criticise and back-stab, in an attempt to win a singular political brownie point

It’s enough to make a passel of fat hogs spew in their own trough.

Former shadow Injustice Minister and currently shadow Foreign Sickretary, ‘Scammy’ Lammy (aka Tax Credits Lammy) has the brazen audacity to state for the pubic record that if Labour were running the government they would have got a better Brexit deal from the EUSSR / Brussels kleptocrats.

While we are acutely aware that this individual has a habit of manipulating facts - specifically 'the truth' - for his own ends (see Lammy vs Liddle) is he totally stupid? If New Labour had been in office then Brexit would never have taken place and Broken Britain would still be a vassal state of the Brussels commissars.

Fact is, if the Tory Nasty Party’s  Crime Monster of the day, Treason May, and her cabinet membershit Remainiac cohorts, had still been running the show then Posh Dave Scameron’s ‘folly’ – fielding the In / Out EUSSR membership ballot – and the resulting majority Leave vote mandate - would not have been followed through.

As it was, the Treason Mayhem broomstick merchant was ejected from Downing Street by popular vote and thanks to the likes of bungling Boris Nonsense and his repugnant sidekick of the day, Dominic Cummings, they finally got the job done – with fuck all help – only hinderance, from the hard core Tory Remainiacs – same with Remainiac Labour – and the Lib-Dum Losers Party.

For the record, when it comes down to political probity, in March 2016, Scammy was fined £5,000 quid for instigating 35,629 automatic phone calls urging people to back his mayoral campaign – breaching the laws of decency sans gaining permission to contact the party members concerned. 

Scammy said ‘sorry’ for breach of the Privacy and Electronic Communication Regulations statutes – and set a new record for the first time a British politico had been fined lots of money for authorising nuisance calls.

An unbiased opinion from a political neutral (as they’re all as bad) – Scammy Lammy is NOT to be trusted. 

Amen, and good night, folks.

Sunday, 19 June 2022

LGBTQ+ / WTF next - LGBTQP+?

Side-stepping a stigmatising ‘hate’ smear from the customary stock-in-trade ‘homophobia’ tar brush, we wish to raise a point for clarification regarding the Gay Pride ‘in yer face’ parades and the entire queer culture, with the ever-expanding LGBTQ+ acronym.

What troubles my mind with the LGBTQ+ acrostic is when the wicked Woke progressive - sexually permissive – lifestyle advocates plan to add the letter P (for Paedophilia) to this immoral cipher – and what personalised identity colour band will the paedo’ scumsters command be added to the rainbow banner?

Cognisant of the fact the toxic Woke / LGBTQ+ culture contagion is a sign of the times (End Times), to the semi-straight-laced mind of a Christian ethics-raised soul, whatever rhetoric or twisted narrative contention the vile pederast brigade choose to broadcast, to categorise (justify n legalise?) their pre-pubescent ‘child love’ carnal urges as a natural sexual orientation, in the eyes of right-thinking civilised society, paedophilia shall remain at the pinnacle of the venal perversion category - on a par with buggering sheep.