Friday, 8 December 2017

EUSSR Leave Vote Betrayed: Brexit R.I.P.

In today's 'Treason Runs Rampant - Maybot causes Mayhem' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jack the Lad' McGuffin - our deep mole undercover 'Fly-on-the-Wall' micro-drone engineer – operating his 'Stealth Spider' aero-insect spy craft from inside the EUSSR Commission staff toilets to eavesdrop on Terry May's submissive capitulation to Brussels' demands - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

17:4 million British Brexit voters have fallen victim to a Remainiac zombie apocalypse – and been betrayed by the Nasty Party's Crime Minister, 'Terrible Terry' Maybot – a Brussels apparatchik become.

Yep, thanks to her implausible Brexit policy narratives, the treacherous Tory skanger has stabbed Britain's patriotic Brexiteers squarely in the back with her latest conspiratorial hatchet job act of cringe-worthy kowtowing to Brussels corruption-ridden hierarchical kleptocrats with this 'Groundhog Day' two year transition period (2021) - plus £40 billion quid payout appeasement deal the voting public never okayed – and all to save from getting her own bony ass fired and the sure fire advent of a calamitous, follow-on general election.

The Brussels chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnyard, and the EUSSR Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard, suggested on Friday that the only option for a future trade agreement was Broken Britain getting shafted up the arse again – same as Norway – to retain free movement and unrestricted access to the single market - by coughing up mega-bucks into the EUSSR budget fund.
Plus our once-sceptr'd isle remains a member of the EUSSR customs union and single market - and under the full jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice during the never-ending transition period.

No fucking wonder Jean-Claude Drunkard n the rest of the EUSSR dictators – and political manipulator Georgie Soros - are falling over their own pomposities to ensure the Maybot – and her Nasty Party - stays in office – to do their dirty work - agreeing to Brussels demands and cutting a deal that eviscerates British interests.

Terry Maybot is an enemy of the people and should be in Dante's 9th Circle of Hell – the real nasty one reserved specially for prize cunts n traitors – along with the other fifteen-plus self-declared Tory Remoaners – (all political agents of self-interest working for Brussels and the fascist EUSSR technocracy to debase our democratic majority will) – to include chief 'schwein im schlüpfer' – the vacuous Anna Sourpuss – along with that sleazy Remoaner snake Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Tricky Nicky Moron, Dominoes Grief, Sarah Wollaston, Stephen Hammond, Paul Masturbate, Jonathan Djanogly, 'Heidi n Seek' Allen, Antoinette Sandpit, Jeremy Lefrog, Vicky Ford, Oliver Heald, Blob Neil, Stephen Hammond – and the rubber faced Spitting Images model, Tom Tugendhat.

These fuckers purposely, and with malevolence aforethought, ignore their designated 'public service' role – ie: execute the will of the voting majority public body that elected the sleazy cunts into office.
They are political pariahs become, whose delinquent avaricious natures tend to gravitate more towards moral corruption and skulduggery than serve their constituent demographics with the honest representation they are due

The dog wankers delude themselves they are a political elitist crony class – yet in all truth equate as a de facto nomenklatura of graft and corruption-ridden bureaucratic bottom feeders – with their own self-serving agendas to pursue - which has zero in common with that of the taxpaying voter demographic.

Though let's not ignore the fact that regardless of how the public demographic and mass media view the situation, the system's not exactly broken – it was designed this way – and the maxim salus populi suprema lex esti - the welfare of the people shall be the supreme law – is a joke.

Then we have the 'private sector' saboteurs to contend with – the malodorous super-rich tax-dodging likes of Virgin's Beardie Branson and the Labour Party's war criminal cross-dresser, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar – but specifically this non-British scabby skull-crawler, Gina Singh Miller, an IQ-deficient Guyanese serial divorcee immigrant - the egocentric founder of the SCAM Direct investment boutique and anti-Brexit Remainiac – who has become a nationally-despised figure due her pathetic vanity-driven legal legerdemain antics to undermine the democratic majority will of the people and have the Brexit vote overturned. All a narcissistic, self-promotion exercise – a public media ego-massaging spectacle to stimulate her exaggerated sense of amour-propre to further orgasmic delights.

Hence, for good measure toss the meddlesome South American broomstick merchant in the back of the tumbrel with the rest of the political traitors.

So that's the death knoll tolled for our desired Full English Brexit – thanks to the Tory treasonites – but instead of all the glad-handing and 'well done' congratulations, the Cabinet's Brexiteer ministers need to have a show of 'no confidence' hands and hoof this post-menopausal Witch Bitch – Mrs Maybot – out of the government driving seat and exile her to the back benches where she can do less damage – then elect the Mighty Mogg as party leader – or tear the heart out of the Tory Party n give a majority governing mandate to UKIP with Farage at the helm – to get us the fuck out of the EUSSR rip-off community on a no deal / stick yer divorce bill / hard-arsed Brexit walk-away – and open our ports to free trade with the rest of the known Universe – and if Europe wants to trade with Britain, then okay – but on our terms – and not those of the 50 seat Round Table of Europe corporatocracy kleptocrats.

Now our collective Brexiteer passions run high. What, then, is required to remedy the unacceptable situation with the Remainiac procrastinators?

Brexit and Remain have now morphed into a battle of the Secular and the Sacred, a veritable Holy Crusade against the Remainiac apostate heathens – these infidel heretics who would usurp Democracy to gain their own selfish perverted ends.

We need to revisit the insurgent historic events of 1789 and 1917 – and mobilise a joint anarchist Day of the Rope grassroots task force comprised of latter day anti-Enclosure rebels, Chartists and sovereign-hearted Luddites - to take out the Brussels stooge traitors and home grown pro-EUSSR corporate fascist stooge Remainiac ranks.

First order of business, the abrogation of the venal 1666 Cestui Que Vie Act – then clear the House of Conmans of the treacherous vermin assembly – Torys, Corby's Labour Trotskyites and Vince Cable's Lib-Dums (liberalism – the politics of snivelling rats) – then next door to the Upper House of Frauds and hoof that scrounging gang of vermin in ermine couch spud peers off the premises – and leave their red n white comfy stoat coats behind - for donation to a homeless charity - as we exile the entire corrupt collective to the far Gromboolian plains.

Or, if passions do tend to run that high, then perhaps have the Remainiac names logged into a revised version of the Reformation's iconic Foxe's Book of Martyrs - with them topping the list of treasonous saboteurs done to death by militant Brexiteers hell bent on shedding the yoke of Brussels' socio-political-economic domination.

Remain - 16,141,242 / 48.1%
Leave - 17,410,742 / 51.9%
Votes cast = 33,551,984
Majority = 1,269,500

Thought for the day. As to the Tory Nasty Party bottom feeders, they are part of a senescent political dynasty whose shelf life has expired – and but for New Labour's fiscal ineptitudes (Broon n Darling) and Anthony 'Miranda' Bliar's criminal sins (illegal invasions of Afghanistan n Iraq / sanctioning 7/7 / murder of Dr David Kelly / murder of Robin Cook) then the Red Flag Brigade would still be in office – perhaps.

Yet one lot are as venal as the rest – and the reference 'not as bad as the others' – is no recommendation. Let them not forget, these House of Conmans Remainiacs, that the public memory is long and resentful - for the will of the voting demographic shall be vengefully displayed by their offended constituents come the next election.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday, 7 December 2017

US Run by Kosher Nostra Zionists

In today's 'Moneybags Moron Meddles in Mid-East Affairs' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jittery Jerusalem' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Content Allergy Warning: For the attentions of politically correct snowflakes, career Holohoax propagators still pushing the disproven 'six million' headcount gas chamber canard - and like-minded Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience. Whosoever labels this post as anti-Semitic hate crime – I advise they access the link pasted below and read – eyes open – then digest well - the iconoclastic 'historic truths' therein – before whingeing to their local Shomrim / CST / KASPA / Synagogue Squad private police agency 'Help! Help! Goyim hasbara attack! I've been offended!'

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/bds-anti-semitism-smear-scam-exposed.html

If we didn't have enough militarist crap going down already, with an unbridled Great Satan engaging in proxy wars of aggression across the Mid-East, Ukraine and Africa (et al) – and playing insane Mexican stand-off / brinksmanship games with Russia, China and the nutty NorKor regime - yesterday saw the Earth move a deliberate step closer to WW3 and the fingers of the Armageddon Doomsday clock inch another minute towards mid-night when the unbridled, egocentric moron in the Great Satan's White House decided to bestow US blessings (not his to give) on the rogue state of Israel's claim to Jerusalem as their national 'Jewtopia' capital.

This announcement by President Donald Chump that the United States of Amnesia (well, the Chump and his Deep State / Edomite Mafia / AIPAC handlers) now officially recognises Jerusalem as Israel's capital has been viewed with dismay by persons still possessed with two ounces of common sense – and dubbed a kiss of death for the Middle East peace process facade by the Palestinian population of the racist state of Israel (formerly Palestine).

This illicit 'recognition' act will automatically provoke and intensify extremism among the adherents of Pan-Islam globally and fan the flames of - and perhaps kick start - a Third Intifada – for which the good ole US of A and Israel's apartheid Zionist regime shall be held responsible when the psycho bully boy IDF murder machine massacres countless thousands of non-combatant Palestinian woman n kids as they did in their 2008-2009 'Festive Xmas Season of Goodwill' homicidal ethnic cleansing 'Operation Kill Every Fucker' 19 day military attack on the Gaza Strip.

And this egocentric Chump character besides, ain't it a fact we have 'Moneybags Morons' galore meddling in the sovereign affairs of nations to which they have zero ethnic connection – apart from a perverse desire to cause fucking havoc and turn any semblance of order into chaos to accommodate their personal shekel-grubbing balkanisation / asset acquisition New World Order agendas.

Oh yes, and there's more than one singular twat at it. The Koch clan, the entire Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy, Georgie Porgy Soros, the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate, the Rockefeller parabiosis mutant vampire tribe – and their Neo-Con / Mil-Ind PFI funded cabals and cartels – the likes of the venal Carlyle Group and Psychos-4-Hire Murder Inc's Slackwater / IDS / Xe / Academi / Constellis – the latter with direct links to the Oval Office via Betsy De Vos – et al.

Albeit, while the 'Moneybags Moron' term does apply to the Chump directly, he hasn't the required grasp of history, foreign affairs – or 'shit from shinola' intelligence - to comprehend what the fuck he's just committed to, with bestowing his - actually official US government – blessings on the rogue state of Israel claiming Jerusalem as their 'indivisible' capital – when every square inch of land they now illegally squat on and pitch their very tents – and Iron Dome anti-missile batteries - is the property of the Palestinian population – those goyim and despised Arab Muslim Semites currently marked for slow cook genocide extermination.

It not being enough of a worrying state of affairs that, on an international scale, President Chump is already considered a thick as pig-shit imbecile, yesterday he had to go one step further and confirm the fact for posterity in a speech to the Shite House press corps, personally informing one gutter press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that "In my role as mediator and a 'soother of troubled waters', Jared and I have judged the recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital a wise course of action – and one to be in the best interests of the United States - and the 'pursuit of peace' between Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Israeli 'Might is Right' Likit Party government and the Palestinian squatters."
"After all it's Manifest Destiny, with the Israelis being the Children of the Covenant - God's Chosen People – and all of Palestine – and half of Syria and Lebanon and probably Iraq and Iran - being their Promised Land."

Que? WTF? The pursuit of peace? This Zionist stooge and his Kosher Nostra handlers – have inflicted a further Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe / Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’) impertinent smack in the face loss of sovereignty on the entire Palestinian populations of the occupied – and ever-diminishing West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – and too the entire global Muslim community.

Fer fuck's sake, as if the entire Near / Mid-East / Gulf region isn't – by NeoCon imperialist criminal design - destabilised enough already. Now we have Donald Chump stirring up the potential for greater conflict even more. Talk about diminished responsibility – the twat's mentally unstable. Ego has surpassed intellect to the point of self-destruction.

Seriously this tosser could fuck up a perfectly good anvil. The man is a total moron whose knowledge of international foreign affairs and political history come straight out of the pages of the Beano, Dandy and Mad magazine.

What a fucking klutz – and manipulated into zombie compliance like the dumb dog wanker he is by his Mossad sayanim Svengali son-in-law stooge, Jared '666' Kushner.

To wit, the Chump's kikester ass-kissing subservient act tolls the death knell of any semblance of credibility regarding America's illusory impartiality viz peace talks and a two-state solution.
Under the Chump administration, Israel has finally found (elected) a compliant shill to legitimise (sic) the 'Final Solution' to their nagging 'Palestinian problem' – providing a free hand endorsement to the Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience / Edomite Mafia Zionists stealing some other hapless fucker's 'lebensraum' – illegal settlements across the sprawl of their Arab Muslim Semite neighbours' lands – with the West Bank subjugated under a force of arms (more at 'jackboot') military occupation – and the hapless population of the Gaza Strip coastal enclave besieged behind the IDF's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi-style concentration camp on the planet.

Conversely, this objective opinion is my bad, (mistake) as I was under the impression Donald Chump was the good ole US of A's Republican Party candidate President – and didn't realise he's actually the US representative of Israeli Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Knesset-ruling Likit Party.

Okay, let's get daft n play 'What If?' viz the Zionists usurping of Palestinian sovereignty and historical ownership lands.
Well, 'if' the Ashkenazi Zionist Holohoax gang – who survived the controversial 'six million' headcount genocide cull - had decided to grab half of Deutschland at the conclusion of the conjured Second World War, circa 1945, then we speculate that the indigenous pork bratwurst / lager-swilling Kraut inhabitants would today have morphed into being their 'German Problem'.

So, now we have this 'Jerusalem recognition' dilemma out of the way, WTF is next on the NeoCon's Shite House agenda?
Ah, easy peasy - moving the US embassy from Tel Aviv to the all-new Israeli capital of Jerusalem – and simultaneously forming an 'up close n confidential' personal spy ring for President Chump – as he doesn't trust the CIA or FBI – and probably not the Secret Service either if one considers Dealey Plaza and top dog SS Agent In Charge (ASAIC) Emory Roberts pulling the running board agents off JFK's vehicle as it headed down Grassy Knoll Drive and the Pres' copping a couple of magic bullets through the head.

Amen, Donald Chump – this self-appointed 'Salvator Mundi' - was elected Pres' – but not much choice between the Mena Mafia's Matriarch, Hilarious Rodent Clinton – muff-munching wife (sic) of the Arkansas amateur rapist - the draft-dodging Artful Bill – he of 'stained' ties notoriety – and Donald – a man who finds any form of censure or criticism directed towards him as total anathema – and reacts in the manner of all small minded, intellectually-challenged spoiled brats, berating them on the Tweeter network.

Yet stupidity has a gravitational field akin to a black hole and attracts the full spectrum of egocentric cretins.
Perhaps the sum total of Donald's faults – warts n all - are congenital afflictions inherited from Grandpapa Freddy Chump – a bit of an all-round egoistic and messianic tosser in his own right - who wedded a wench with the middle name of 'Christ'.

Chump's a silver spoon, empathy-deficient moneybags retard – purposely salvaged from self-inflicted bankruptcies various by the PTB - suffering from arrested development syndrome – plain n simple – n a gobshite know-all bully to boot with a fetish for younger Eastern-European shags.

A credibility-deficient buffoon - a master of hypocritical inconsistency and conflicting polar opposites - personally estranged from reality - but the Deep State NeoCon's choice, as they correctly gauged that this narcissistic muppet would dance to their tune if the right ego-massaging flattery n flannel strings were strummed like some perverted harp at a constant, somnolent 432 Hz output frequency.

As to the illegal state of Israel: To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: "There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too devout Jews of moral conscience alike, that there will never be any form of peace or return for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final remaining Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Satanist Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s NeoCon military-industrial scumbags."

Yeah! Third Intifada – Go! Go! Go!

Thought for the day.
For Christ's sake, this twat Chump is a total fuckwit – anything he touches turns to shit – and in this instance to the benefit of his Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience false friends – and the detriment of the Palestinians – a gross, intended insult to Muslims world-wide.

Yet for Chumpy the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ applies –for both he, his hapless US constituency – and the Zionist state of Isra-Hell.

So WTF next for President Chump – blind to the fact he is the tool of the kurumaku puppet masters at the helm of the dark, dystopian Deep State, driving foreign wars of aggression to achieve the Agenda 21 target (delayed & re-branded as Agenda 2030).
Will he bestow his blessings on the Edomite Mafia's forthcoming destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque, levelling of the 'Temple Mount' and rebuilding of Solomon's (Third) Temple on the Dome of the Rock site?

Whatever, the comb-over, orange-tinted clown is devoid of credibility – and the scar tissue of Life – that which we refer to as History - will not remember him kindly.

Last but by no means least, for the record of posterity, East Jerusalem was annexed from Jordan following the gung-ho farce that constituted the 1967 'Six Day' war between Israel and neighbouring Arab nations who objected to the Zionist scum treating their Palestinian Muslim Semite brothers like shit - and is not recognised by any other country – nor the UN - as part of Israel.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled zealous Zionists, rabid rabbis, jingoistic Jabotinskists, political ponces, perjurious money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent, non-combatant West Bank or Gaza Strip Palestinian women and kids - and especially so unsullied Hamas Party family members – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Wednesday, 6 December 2017

Nigeria Enacts Mandatory Happiness Law

In today’s ‘Smile - or Else' anti-misery counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering tropical hot gossip from our frontline 'sapeur dandy' media correspondent, Rastus Wormhole – aka Billy Bongo from the Congo – currently manning the live news desk Skype phone connection from Nigeria's corruption-ridden Imo province for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Mista Rochas Okorocha, the intellectually-challenged governor of Nigeria's landlocked Imo state, has appointed his sister, Ogechi Ololo as Chief Commissioner for Happiness.

Oh yes, you couldn't make this shit up if the world's top ten fiction / fantasy authors and script-writers got together under one roof to compose the most ridiculous and outrageous political pantomime plot imaginable.

At a ceremony in the provincial capital of Owerri yesterday, Mrs Ololo – who previously held the vaunted regional government portfolio as special adviser on nepotism and sleaze - was sworn-in alongside 27 of the All Progressives Congress' new commissioners - and a further 27 transition committee chairmen - all tasked with heading local government councils across the state.

Speaking at the inaugral ceremony at the Imo International Corruption Centre on Monday, Governor Okorocha urged his appointee relatives to see themselves as men and women on a rescue mission – to distract the public eye from the blatant rip-off and kick-back bribery culture, and make a success story of his crooked and unscrupulous administration - and thus improve his chances of standing as a candidate for the post of national President in the 2019 elections – so he might follow in the envied money-grubbing footsteps of the incumbent Muhammadu Buhari - and his equally-crooked predecessor - Badluck Jonathan Crackerbarrel.

“Yo' is all part of dis privileged group dat has de opportunity ter make names an' lotsa money for yo' selves – an' remind yo' dat dis appointment is not business as usual cos pocketin' all de payoffs is now de job of my sista Ogechi an' yo' lot just get a cut."

“So no more is we gonna tolerate any sharp practice on yo' own behalf – or any lazy assed neglect of duty cos yo' all gotta work hard for my policy-driven 'Happiness Rescue' project cos happiness is in short supply here an' I mean ter fix de 'Misery Rules' problem – an yo' guys better ensure dat all dese ongoing projects be completed - especially de half- built schools an' bridges an' roads – an' all de people is smilin' an' happy."

Conversely Okorocha's creation of the role of Commissioner for Mandatory Happiness for his 19-stone cellulite-laden sister, Ogechi Ololo - and swearing-in 27 of his shifty relatives as commissioners for the graft and corruption-ridden Imo State – has hardly produced the desired effect of putting a smile on people's faces but rather been rubbished and met with derision across the social media.

To wit, Nigeria's comic act Commissioner for Mandatory Happiness, has apparently spit the proverbial dummy after her appointment was ridiculed across the swathe of social media by what Governor Okorocha referred to as black-assed scally anarchist types – who dubbed Ololo the Queen of Sleaze and a Jimmy Choo-Choo accessory addict – then compared her to her idol and inspiration – Zimbabwe's toxic 'Gucci Grace' Rhubarbie – Darkest Africa's answer to the Philippines' Imelda 'Shop til yer Drop' Marcos - and further exposed Ololo's favourite pastime of mining – travelling around Imo province with her armed guards, pointing to whatever catches her greedy, acquisitive eye and declaring "dis am mine" – and "dat am mine".

The new commissioners include Okorocha / Ololo relatives:

Nnamdi O'Dinga – witch doctor oversight committee
Ugochi Banana-Kukaburra – banana & coconut exports
Winnebago Chuckabutty – Swiss numbered account affairs
Johnson Headbanger – Imo Province Juju Man licensing board
Uchendu Fuzzy-Wuzzy – pubic toilet administration
Rastus Madeupname – child sex slave trafficking affairs
Twatcha N’kunta – Bell Curve Deficiency regulator
Ms Patience Dandelion – offshore banking investments
Uncle Cletus McDonga – black market transplant organ donor kidnapping affairs
Onwueyiagwu Hippopotamus – nepotism employment bureau
Ngozi Clap-Clap – social disease development
Very Reverend Yodcocca Tadpole – concubines & polygamy affairs
Spearchucker Flashbang – baboon training programme
Constance Jaffacake – conflict diamond exchange
Firebucket Sokkaboot – labour union busting
Iyke Busticket – political opposition assassinations

Thought for the day. Hmmm, Nigerian politics – a circus without a tent. We've seen better organised riots.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 3 December 2017

Prince George: First 'Openly' Gay King?

In today’s 'Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, the sub-headline says it all: ''Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy'. Now ain't that all we need from the scrounging parasite Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor clan – a turd-burgling future king - transgender perhaps - appearing on the front cover of Spartacus in a skimpy mankini – Prince George crowned Queen.

WTF next? The monarchical bloodlines of Broken Britain have produced some utter inbred abominations since the fall of the Saxon kings and the Normans took over – followed by a succession of incestuous wankers – Plantagenets, Lancasters, Yorks, Tudors - then Lizzie T' Mk 1 popped her clogs and Nonceland's King James Stuart – our first monarch in a skirt who preferred bonking men up the arse to court pussy – and on to the kinky Kraut Hanoverarians - and this present day tribe of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor weirdoes.

Okay, so what's all the LGBTQFH+ brouhaha about?
A senior Scottish Episcopal church minister - the cross-dressing Very Rev Kelvin McNonce – provost at Glasgow's St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites - made the remarks in a blog advocating the inclusion of homosexual types in the Church – stating for the public record that Christians should pray Prince George turns out to be a faggot – which to his skewed sense of logic will promote social acceptance of homosexuality – that which the Old Testament's Levicticus - 18 & 20 - refer to as 'an abomination' – and by extension convince the Church of England to support same-sex marriage.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Brown Hatters Gazette, the Rev McNonce dared go one step beyond – claiming that a Royal Wedding for a same-sex couple would sort things right out with the C of E hierarchy, and then all manner of sexual deviants could take up ecclesiastical careers – (as if the Christian Church's ranks are not already chocker with kiddie fiddling paedos, sodomite priests, pussy munching lezbo nuns, sheep shaggers in cassocks and nasty necrophiliacs) - and it being a great pity the ginger mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, has this last week announced he's marrying some gold-digging American half-breed actress, and not one of his gay Hooray Henry public school mates.

McNonce continued with further dipshit rhetoric, claiming "We need to pray that Prince George will become so enchanted with getting bummed and playing the first year suck n swallow sex slave while he's away at boarding school - and hence undermine this so-called constitutional requirement that he gets wed to a female of the species solely to produce a biological heir to the throne – when he and his same sex partner can always adopt – just like Elton John and his wife, Mrs David Furniture."

Thought for the day. Will you be following the Rev McNonce's advice and praying that little Prince Georgie Porgy kisses the boys instead of the girls? Then he'd be a real life 'Brown Windsor'.

LGBTQFH+ is an acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans-Whatever, Queer, Fucked in the Head, and others.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Monday, 27 November 2017

Stoke Wage Festive Season War on Homeless

In today’s ‘Staffordshire: Season of Goodwill Cancelled ' counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our homeless cross-dressing media correspondent, Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news cellphone hotline from under her rhododendron bush squat in Stoke-on-Trent's manicured Burslem Park for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Town Hall whistleblowers – hell bent on stirring up a festive season shitstorm for their bosses - the collective membership of the county borough council of Stoke-on-Trent is most definitely opposed to being renamed 'Stoke-in-Tent' due the thousands of homeless people living under canvas around Staffordshire's housing deficient capital hub - and are set to issue a pre-Xmas '11th Hour Commandment' declaring homelessness a social crime that will carry the penalty of a £1,000 quid fine.

Hmmm, fine the hapless unfortunates £1,000 nicker a-piece for sleeping rough? Yeah, that makes perfect fucking sense – considering they ain't got two red cents to rub together to start with – hence why they're homeless.

Stoke-on Trent's empathy-deficient council jobsworths have been branded as 'cruel and callous' following their 'zero exceptions' Festive Season unilateral declaration of war on the city's homeless if they're caught sleeping in tents around the city centre. (er – 'the city's homeless' - that's members of the Staffordshire population these useless council wankers - purportedly tasked with managing the borough's affairs - can't provide housing for).

Staffordshire Plod Squad's intellectually-challenged Inspector Sean Klunt informed one gutter press hack from the Neo-Nazi Review that his 'Boys in Blue' fully support the council's idiotic proposals to slap these homeless - (and penniless) - rough sleeper scallies with on-the-spot fines – and if they don't cough up immediately, if not sooner, then drag them into court where they'll cop a £1,000 quid fine – an even more ridiculous amount they can't possibly pay.

Alas, don't we all mourn the death of common sense and logic – for if they can't pay the imposed fiscal penalty then drag them back into court again and get thrown in prison. Que? WTF? Well, at least there they'll have a roof over their heads, plus a warm bed, three meals a day – plus toilet and bathing facilities available.

Inspector Klunt clarified that the public space protection order (PSPO) will make it an offence for a person to assemble, erect, occupy or use a tent unless part of a council-sanctioned activity – per se, a cub scout or girl guide jamboree.

"My lads 'ave bin on one of those Common Purpose self-empowerment trainin' programmes – specifically the Simon Harwood TSG Sadist course – wot teaches them how ter convince homeless rough sleepers that it's time ter 'move along' – a couple of kicks in the ribs an' a belt round the back of the legs wiv a telescopic steel Asp gets 'em motivated. Same wiv these aggressive beggar types – they're the next target on our list of social undesirables."

Conversely, Ruth Smegma, the incumbent Labour MP for Stoke-in-Tents, opined to media hacks that "Due the Tory Nasty Party government's austerity measures and local authority funding being slashed, we do have a growing problem with homelessness around Stoke, but criminalising the most vulnerable sectors of our society for their misfortune in the lead-up to Christmas is no way to fix it. A pity they don't remember that Mary and Joseph were homeless and baby Jesus was born while they were squatting in a stable."

"This pubic space protection order is a disgrace – and failure to meet these fantasy £100 on the spot penalty notices - resulting in prosecution and incurring £1,000 default fines – thus saddling folk with debt they can’t pay - equates as ludicrous and bizarre."
"The slack-twat council need to get off their collective arses and do the job they've been entrusted with – finding the homeless 'homes' and not letting these Common Purpose brainwashed local Plod Squad thugs loose to terrorise the unfortunates who have nowhere to live."

(For the edification of the uninformed: Common Purpose is a sleazy fascist outfit run by control freak Julia Middleton – that conducts Tavistock Institute designed self-empowerment leadership development (programming) courses – to identify zero-empathy psycho zombies and manoeuvre them into positions of socio-political power – a system based on the tried n tested doctrines of Hitler's Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels - to indoctrinate IQ-deficient establishment dogsbodies with the required 'comply or else' ruthless chutzpah to manage the Bolshie common herd sheeple's collective mindset via media mesmerising 'truth n lies' propaganda - and deter them from going into critical thinking mode.)

Further, Middleton's Common Purpose NLP brainwashing cult is not to be confused with the genuine article 'Common Porpoise' – a real deal charity devoted to the welfare of distressed pelagic mammals.

The controversial and most seriously flawed 'pubic space protection order' is the toxic brainchild of the 'couldn't give a flying fuck about the poor n homeless' City Centre Partnership and backed by a majority of the town's 'for profit' business owners - who have twisted the arms of the local council – a not fit for purpose body comprised of Freemasonic fogeys and post-menopausal misogynistic trolls – the latter looking – in toto - to be in need of a dose of industrial strength Botox – and cosmetic dentistry.

Bev Titwank, a 16 year old mother of three and local spokesperson for the 'Live in a Bin' housing charity, interviewed on Radio Potteries 'Vagrant Hour' programme, explained "Yer got the council sayin' that no fucker or their dog's gonna get fined fer sleepin' rough cos what they're proposin' is only 'a consultation' right now - under the national pubic space protection order legislation - powers wot local authority fascist bastards up an' down the country are already usin' ter criminalise beggars an' homeless people."

"But just watch yer arse, cos come the 15th December it's gonna be law – an' the petition - wot's bin signed by over 3,000 people callin' fer the council ter abandon the plan – is gonna get shit-canned, double-effin'-quick."
"I suppose that me an' the kids are dead lucky cos the priest at St Sodom's Church fer Latter Day Catamites has let us squat in the shed at the back of the priory garden."

Do you live in a tent or a cardboard box around the Stoke-on-Trent area? Do you fall into Inspector Klunt's 'aggressive beggar' category? Do you demand a hand-out with menaces – or simply forget to say 'please' and 'thank you'?

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Thought for the day: Perhaps the Stoke-in-Tents council might do more for their homeless population if they concentrated on social issues and housing problems rather than sat at their desks 'jobsworthing' – and downloading streams of vile paedo-porn onto their laptops for perverted onanist gratification – as per the case of Stoke City Council employee, Anthony Rawlingson, who was sentenced to 12 months in prison this past week following his arrest and prosecution – after being found to have 562 indecent images of children being sexually abused on his computer - of which 162 images and two videos were classed as the very nasty 'Category A' variety.

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Tuesday, 14 November 2017

Kensington's Posh Tosh Council Strikes Again

In today’s 'Insult to Injury' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our homeless media correspondent, Marty McScrote, manning the live news smartphone hotline from his all-weather winter quarters bivvy under a rhododendron bush on Kensington's Lancaster Green – right next to the burned-out shell of his previous Grenfell Tower squat - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Tory Nasty Party controlled Kensington Council bureaucraps have gone one step beyond the pale with their May 2018 local election campaigning – expediting a 'What Do Voters Think?' survey to get a finger on the proverbial pulse of the people - not so much that they give a flying fuck about anything the public think or say (which will make zero difference to political policy) but to give the taxpaying common herd sheeple a counterfeit sense the council 'care' about their opinions.

The questionnaire circulated by the moneybags Kensington branch of the Conservative Party was sent out to households in the Spendthrift ward - a wealthy neighbourhood of Kensington, asking for people's 1 to 10 point-scoring views on the fatal Grenfell Tower inferno - alongside such mundane issues as parking, dog poop scooping and dead cat recycling.

However, those affected by the Grenfell fire have criticised the gormless council survey as crass and offensive - asking residents for an assessment of how important the tragedy was to them – and rate the disaster alongside other local issues on a scale of '0 - not important at all' to '10 – a bit important'.

Labour MP David Lambchop, who is rumoured to have lost his main drug dealing contact in the fire, whinged to one gutter press hack from the Inferno Gazette that the Kensington Council election campaign crew must have their collective heads up their arses.

Dropped through letterboxes of the Nouveau Riche Ward in Kensington last Sunday, the survey leaflet was an attempt to build political support ahead of next year’s local elections for the controversial council.
Residents were asked to circle the number which represents how important to you and your family each of the following local issues were - starting with the Grenfell Tower fire and the knock on effects of the Rattletrack Crossrail 2 project construction cutting a house price devastating swathe through their back gardens.

Local Labour MP and shadow minister for racist comments, Ms Emma Bent Toad, took time off from kicking the shit out of a homeless Syrian refugee camped in a vacant shop doorway to pass her opinion to media hacks that "Obviously the first thing that comes to mind is the fact this stinks of Nasty Party gentrification and a deliberate arson attack."

"Really, it's all bollocks – a Hotpoint fridge-freezer gets on fire in Mr Mohammed al Patsy's kitchen, and the next thing it's set alight to the outside of the entire tower block? Something isn't right cos if that was the cause of the blaze, then why aren't Hotpoint issuing fire hazard warnings and recalling the 60,000-plus model FF175BP fridge-freezers smouldering away in people's homes across Broken Britain?
Why, cos MI5 and the Met knew there was an ISIS Jolly Jihad terrorist cell camped in a 5th floor flat and had set up a TATP high explosive and nano-thermite incendiary bomb-making plant - and their 'product' was being stored in the freezer but the TATP went 'critical'- and ka-boom!"

The Kensington and Chelsea Tory Party campaign activists responsible for composing and distributing the controversial and offensive election opinion survey leaflet have come under a sustained social networking attack for the crass and insensitive questions that asked residents to rate the importance of the Grenfell Tower tragedy upon their social, moral conscience – on a scale of nought to ten.

Seen today wearing a face like a window cleaner's wash leather and looking to be well behind in her Botox treatments, Kensington and Chelsea Council's intellectually-challenged leader, Lizzy Campbell, declined to comment on the election campaigning survey leaflet's inappropriate content - apart from a murmured 'nowt to do with me'.

Campbell, a councillor marked with a shitty track record, who held a senior role in the build-up and aftermath to the Grenfell tragedy, is as popular with Kensington residents as chemotherapy and if the tea leaf reader predictions prove correct, might just be set to follow in the 'footsteps of leadership failure' tracks of her disgraced egg-head predecessor, Nick 'Bat Ears' Padlock-Brown

Really, can these moronic dog wankers ever do anything right? (not that New / Old Labour – under the Bliarite crew or Corbyn's Trotskyite gang – or Vince Cable's Librarian- Dummercrats are any better).

However, a sample of the completed and returned 'survey questionnaires' provide fair insight as to what the more upscale residents of the elitist Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea are thinking.

Mrs Beatrix Snobb, of Kensington's exclusive Twatford Gardens, rated the fire a #10 – relating that "My children thought it better than Guy Fawkes Night – and on a par with a trip to the funfair's House of Horrors – what with all those darkie and gyppo immigrant types jumping out of windows and running around covered in flames and screaming their heads off. Jolly good show, Kensington Council – you have our vote next year."

Conversely her Parvenue Terraces hedge fund manager neighbour, Fellatia Slagg, commented "My kids were disappointed overall. Okay, the blaze was spectacular, but typical of anything Kensington Council put their hand to, the accompanying fireworks display was a dud - and no hot dog stand or marshmallows."

'Fuckwit Close resident Mrs Candida Ratpunzle, editor of Vulgarian magazine, treated the Kensington Council questionnaire with an equally negative response: 'Really, lighting the fire after midnight when my kiddies were in bed and fast asleep. This latest work of gentrification arson would have been better organised if the silly council jobsworths had scheduled the blaze for a weekend - preferably on a Saturday night - when the children didn't need to get up for school the next morning.'

Thought for the day. Okay folks, a quickie survey – on a scale of 1 to 10 how do you rate the Tory Nasty Party? Hmmm, so it's anonymous then – a top score of sweet fuck all.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday, 10 November 2017

Shitty Priti Patel: Zionist Spy Axed

In today's ‘Tory Treason Party’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering political treachery news from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Oh, but a mere few days ago, Shitty Pritty Patel's future as international development secretary – or even a member of the Tory Party- was understood to be increasingly uncertain amid a row over her acts of self-interest conduct during visits to the rogue, apartheid state of Israel.

While Patel apologised for meeting with Israel's clinically insane PM Bobo Nuttyahoo last August - without informing the Foreign Office in advance – or post event – shit-stirring elements of the Labour Party smelled scandal and blood then started baying for an inquiry into whether Shitty Priti repeatedly breached the statutes of the ministerial code – much as Labour's untouchable war criminal Teflon Tony Bliar did when he declared war on Iraq based on a web of concocted 'dodgy dossier' lies.

The Biased Broadcasting Corp's political editor, 'Livid Laura' Kuntsberg recently voiced an unqualified personal opinion that Patel and her ministerial career were 'up shitcreek without a paddle' as fresh scandalous gossip regarding unofficial meetings was posted by insider snitches on the internet and Twitter networks.

The Gutter Press Association reported that No 10 had demanded Patel "come clean" over other covert meetings she had with Israeli politicians – a fact she's still trying to remain shtum over.

Patel had been under growing pressure since it emerged she held meetings with a series of senior Israeli government and anti-BDS campaign business figures while on a private lobbying vacation in Israel last August – with the only diplomats present being Israeli – albeit Shitty Priti has attempted to toss a mitigating spanner in the censorship works by claiming she was accompanied by dual nationality pro-Zionist Nasty Party peer, Lord Polecat - president of the Conservative Shills for Israel Club.

Patel was forced to correct the record last week over lying through her dental implants regarding the number of secret meetings she had attended with Israeli politicos - and questioned as to why the fuck the Foreign Office had not been forewarned about them.

She later admitted it had been wrong to suggest (lie) to a Daily Shitraker hack that Foreign Secretary Bonkers Boris Nonsense knew of the trip in advance - when he only learnt of it post-event - while actually reading a copy of the Shitraker.

Hmmm, all the hindsight pundit comments now emerge. Of course the Foreign Office were aware of WTF Shitty Priti was up to in Jewtopia – if not then MI6 wouldn't be doing their jobs of spying on the treacherous and unpatriotic antics of such sneaky, immigrant status shitbags.

Earlier in the week it emerged that upon her return from the rogue Zionist state, following covert discussions with the country's clinically insane leader, Bobo Nuttyahoo, Patel requested the Foreign Office to consider supporting 'humanitarian operations' (sic) conducted by the Israeli army in Syria's illegally-occupied Golan Heights - a request that was turned down as 'what the fuck?' inappropriate by civil service mandarins.

During a blatant House of Conmans damage control speech, Foreign Office gopher Alistair Burt opened gob before engaging brain, stating that - in his unqualified and equally uninformed opinion - Downing Street regarded the 'agent of an enemy state' accusations levelled against Patel as closed after Shitty Priti claimed – again falsely - (for fuck's sake, can this slut not tell the difference between a lie and the truth?) – she'd had her wrist smacked by PM Terry Mayhem and reminded of her obligations under the ministerial code.

Conversely, addressing the Slime Monster directly, Labour's shadow cabinet office minister Jon Boy Ricketty called on Mayhem to either direct her independent adviser on ministerial standards to investigate Patel's treasonous acts, or state publicly the reasons why Patel retained her confidence and had not been sacked.

"Not only did she not tell the Foreign Office directly, so far as I'm aware the British Embassy in Israel was also wholly unaware that this shit was going down behind their backs. It's not just a question of courtesy but one with a definite focus on subterfuge and political espionage."

Labour's Kate 'Dingbat' Cassowary added to Ricketty's condemnations, stating for the Hansard record that Patel's excuses and mitigations equated as a pick n mix bag of black and white lies, with the ministerial code being treated like shithouse paper – and further opined that she should do the decent thing and resign – and not slope off to Darkest Africa on some other money-grubbing scam until things cooled down at home.

Alistair Burt responded that Broken Britain's foreign policy had not changed as a result of Patel's private lobbying trip - and was still as fucked up as ever – with pro-Zionist Israeli lobbyists having more control over British political decisions and foreign policy than Parliament's MPs.

Answering charges that Patel was a low life Israeli agent provocateur for attempting to divert the UK's foreign aid budget to the Israeli army, Burt defended Patel's legitimate right to raise the matter – as such was within the context of providing medical help for Syrian rebels who could not get medical assistance in their own country – apart from a government body bag.

Though the truth of that story lies with the Israeli Haaretz gutter press tabloid who reported that during August she visited an Israeli military field hospital in the Golan Heights treating a pick n mix assemblage of Syrian rebels and head-chopping ISIS Caliphate crazies wounded in Russian air attacks.

Yet as Britain did not officially recognise Israel's illegal 1967 annexation of the Golan Heights – same as the rest of the world and the United Nations - it would be hard to convince UK taxpayers of the charitable act status of their money being squandered on healing Jolly Jihad terrorists.

However International Trade Secretary Liam Pox, interviewed on the Beeb's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr's Treachery Hour programme, stated it was not in any way forbidden for UK politicos to speak to the prime minister of another country without telling the foreign secretary – as he and his 'good friend' Adam Qwerty had done in a series of covert meetings with the racist Israeli regime – prior to them both getting a good bitch slapping and his own arse fired for the very same treasonous antics Shitty Priti Patel has been pulling.

Beeb correspondent Laura Kuntsberg claims Israel-based UK diplomats first became aware of Patel's lobbying visit in August when the Knesset opposition leader, O’chel Batachat, first tweeted about their meeting:
"Great to get together with Shitty Patel, Broken Britain's International Development Suckretary, today. A true Gujarati Hindu friend of Israel – and what an ass too."

Patel also held undisclosed meetings with business and political figures, including Rabbi Ja’akoff Weaselberg, leader of Israel's leftist off-centre Orlah Bris Milah Party – and on 18th September she met Israeli foreign ministry official, Yuval Rottenstein in New York.

Apart from a couple of covert Mossad 'flies on the wall' no other diplomats were present at these meetings, where Patel claims she was accompanied by an pro-Zionist peer, Lord Stewie Polecat of Scouse End.

More damning still is the fact she later met Israeli public security minister (Shin Beth) Shylock Scatbaum at a Westminster restaurant last September – where she discussed Bobo Nuttyahoo's (Israel's ruling Likit Party leader) visit to the UK, which took place last week to celebrate the centennial of the disgraceful Balfour Agreement – an infamous immoral act in which Britain gave away the sovereign state of Palestine to a Zionist crime syndicate.

But matters continued to fester, thanks to the nefarious shit stirring skills of opposition MPs, and reached a septic head this week when Patel was recalled from Africa to get her bony brown ass unceremoniously fired by Terry Mayhem for concocting her own version of British foreign policy on the hoof and the covert lobbying on behalf of the apartheid state of Israel.

However, after arriving at Downing Street after dark, sporting her customary smarmy, shit-eating grin; Shitty Priti managed to duck out of a total embarrassing 'You're fired!' confrontation by proffering an earlier composed letter of resignation – scribed across the dessert page of a Kenyan Scareways first class dinner menu – then did an exit stage left through No 10's back door, smirking like a Cheshire cat.

So, she was allowed to resign as opposed to being sacked? Makes no odds, as zero dignity attached to this escapade. Shitty Priti's an untrustworthy scrote – and not only a perfidious power to herself and insubordinate to the Nth Degree, but an incompetent 'not to be trusted' skanger.

And this is the immigrant progeny slut who stated for the public record that British workers are lazy twats. Hmmm, well, at least they are not lying bastard Zionist agents out to hand British taxpayers' money over to the crime state of Israel's military psychos.

WTF her Essex Withering constituency thinks of the two-faced traitorous bitch – fuck knows – having an acting agent for a foreign power representing them in Parliament? But stupidity has a gravitational field and attracts all manner of morons.

If I was in charge of the Cabinet Office tea n biscuit money I'd be doing a recount before Patel left the No10 building. Like all traitorous scum, she should be burned at the stake.

For the record, the main gist of Patel's resignation letter to the PM stated: "I will continue to undermine you and the government, but stand up for the Tory Nasty Party values of freedom, opportunity and aspiration – to fill our pockets and secure post-Parliament golden parachute private sector sinecures – and lobby away for the likes of Baron Rothshite's personal Israeli fiefdom - and other private enterprises - to boost our offshore tax haven nest eggs."

Bollocks to this exchange of mutual ego-massaging false sentiment resignation / acceptance letters besides, for history will not remember Priti Patel kindly.

She's a political pariah become – and no friend of the British public – when one considers she hired her 'three jobs' hubby, the nine foot tall Alexi Seesaw, on a £25,000 quid per annum salary to look after her office – sharpen pencils, change printer ink cartridges, brew coffee, stock the toilet with bog rolls – and feed the cat.

So chances are bald pate Alexi (is he Russian?) is out of this cushy job as Shitty Priti loses half her mega-bucks £141,505 salary – a £96,375 p/a cabinet minister pay cheque – and is left to struggle by on a meagre basic MP wage of £74,000 nicker (plus exorbitant expenses).

Typical Asian wheeler dealer antics – perhaps copy-catting the unscrupulous Keith Vazeline - doing private self-interest deals behind the government's back – and with such brazen hubris of her own untouchability she ignores the obvious fact that not only were MI6 watching her snidey tricks but also the Labour and Lib-Dum opposition moles – and Brussels EUSSR Mafia spies – all of whom have a hard on for hoofing Terry the Maybot out of office and forcing another general election – with the ordained end product a reversal of the Brexit process to keep Britain's current prefix of 'Broken' in position and our once sceptred isle under the continued control freak jackboot of the EUSSR Federation.

A closing condemnation of Patel came from Crispy Clunt, the incumbent Tory MP for Backgate, who confided to press hacks that the 45-year-old Patel had been accelerated into the top job due the fact she's Asian - and Posh Dave Scameron fancied 'a bit of brown flesh' (quite probably as a change from fucking pigs) – regardless of her being a 'bit of a dumb twat' - and lacking ministerial experience.

However, Nacho Zahawi - Conservative MP for the Lemon Kurd constituency, opined to the BBC Two's Newshite he believed some of the criticism facing Patel was down to the fact she was a pro-Brexit campaigner during the EUSSR referendum.
The Iraq-born Zahawi, waving a flag for his pro-Zionist pal Patel, stuck his scrawny neck out even further by declaring she was not having clandestine meetings with officials of the apartheid state of Israel and that the Foreign Office were aware of the meetings while she was in Israel.

Hmmm, WTF's the penalty for lying through your teeth to protect a fellow political scumster?

While Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, were touting top odds that Shylock Scumberg, MP for Zion-on-the-Wold, was the likely candidate to fill Patel's vacated cabinet slot and be next to squander taxpayer's money on medical treatment for Neo-Con / Zionist Islamic rebel terrorist proxies convalescing in the Golan Heights – instead we have the absolutely unknown Penny 'Who?' Mordaunt promoted to the cabinet as replacement International Development Secretary – but obviously a damn 'good egg' as she is a hard arsed Brexiteer.

Ms Morbid's website bio-data states she first became interested in politics after reading how much money could be made for insider lobbying in bribes and back-handers while visiting post-revolutionary Romania during her gap year, working as a ventriloquist's dummy.

Elected to the House of Conmans in 2010 she was charged with the Ministry for Gimps portfolio in the Department for Wanks and Pensions until her promotion - though the 44-year-old is probably best known outside Westminster for her appearance (alongside 'fellow' (sic) pre-op' transgender celebrity, Ms 'Muscles Mitch' Obama) on ITV's celebrity Splash! diving show to raise money for her boob job.

Mordaunt enthralled press hacks outside Parliament, reliving her moment of 'Tombstoning' blindfolded into the shallow end of a swimming pool on TV and freely admitted "it hurt like fuck" as she hit the bottom.

BBC political correspondent 'Tricky Vicki' Young said she thought the sexy Ms Mordaunt would be a popular appointment with the party's groper contingent – the ones who still prefer women as opposed to sex with dogs, sheep, corpses - and children.
While her Labour shadow opposite number, Kate Cassowary congratulated Mordaunt on her appointment, she added with a bitchy whisper – "Enjoy it while you can – I'll have your seat come the 2018 Spring general election."

But reality TV fun and games besides, as International Development Secretary, Ms Morbid will be in charge of giving away bundles of the UK's £13 billion quid foreign aid budget to Jolly Jihad Islamic State rebels convalescing from their Russian air raid inflicted injuries at Israeli medical centres in Syria's 'Stolen Heights'.

In other appointments on Thursday, Sarah Figg-Newton has been made a deputy assistant junior under-minister in the Department of Coal Sheds while Victoria Atkins was appointed Parliamentary Under Secretary for the Sanitary Disposal of Roadkill.

Oh dear, if this is the government of the day then it is not fit for purpose and an insult to the intelligence (sic) of the common herd tax-paying voters. We have seen better organised riots.
Can these incompetent bastards – Tory / Lib-Dum / Labour not keep their hands off women's genitalia (unless otherwise invited to maul), or embezzling sticky fingers out of the public purse, or refrain from molesting underage schoolchildren – or felching cuddy pet shop animals - or selling their worthless souls to foreign governments

Yet what is the point – they are all immoral abominations – regardless of their blue or red or piss-stained-yellow banners - cast from the same power-hungry, egocentric, self-serving, shekel-grasping scum mould – who have little thought nor empathy for the Third Estate once the winning ballot is accounted

Definition of the Tory Nast Party – a political assemblage (akin to Labour, the Lib-Dums – and 'the rest') who spoon feed society a diet of deception to camouflage their ill-deeds, incompetence and culture of vile corruption.

Let us not forget the curse of the dinosaurs – a breed of creatures who didn't read, nor were possessed of a critical, inquiring mind, nor studied history – and for those omissions they are collectively extinct.

Thought for the day. Ah well, so Shitty Priti got her bad ass sacked – but was allowed to resign with dignity. What guff. Though Israel's nutty Knesset will always have a place for her in their graft and corruption-ridden midst – assigned to the Mossad's Sayanim Squad - as a London-based political lobbyist – with a foot already square-set in Parliament as the Nasty Party's member for the Jewtopia constituency.

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