Saturday, 20 January 2018

Carrilion: Where Incompetence Pays Dividends

In this week's 'Corporate Casino Roulette' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinking non-conformists, aspiring proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

The scramble to control the fallout of the Carillion collapse continues, as it emerges the firm's total financial obligations stand at a gob-smacking £5 billion nicker and the corporate cretins responsible for this Biblical scale fuck-up go into 'cover-yer arse' mode as the gutter press banner headlines report that yet another 'too big to fail' PFI outfit which outgrew its own boots has – er 'failed'.

Carrilion's company tentacles had, by design, squirmed and wriggled into all sectors of government – thanks to a total lack of (or deliberate avoidance of ) due diligence and prudent Parliamentary oversight - with a ridiculous excess of 200 public service entities signing some willy-nilly form of contract with the company during the last five year period.

Commenting on Carrilion's bankruptcy and looming liquidation - plus the stark reality of project closures and a possible 43,000 staff lay-offs globally – during an interview with the Ripoffs Gazette, the Official Receiver, Sir Jarvis Dingbatt OBE, opined that the funds squandered by the government on Carillion were preposterous – the type of sums banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money' – with their biggest customer, the Ministry of Defence, pouring £2.2 billion quid into Carillion's 'Black Hole' coffers since 2012.

"This more scent than substance bail-out offered from the City's banks to firms left high and dry by Carillion's collapse is no more than a band aid solution – especially now I'm scrutinising the dodgy 'two-tier' accounting system and discover that, as far back as December, Carillion's head office tea lady quit when the petty cash fund was depleted to the extent there was no money to replenish the board room's tea bags, milk and biscuit stocks – and they received notice from the Zurich-based Bank of International Usury that their current account was £290 million quid overdrawn - and bills were pouring in from the 30,000 small scale contracting firms Carillion owed money to."

"Further, I have today informed Westminster mandarins that the Pension Protection Fund will be obliged to step in and provide compensation to 28,500 pension scheme members, with the total bill likely to be in the £920 million range."

(And that is utter bollocks. A pension fund should be Vestal Virgin intact – unless, alike the case of bloated, arch-vulgarian slug, Sir Philip Greed, it's virtue was three-hole violated, then criminally squandered on luxury yachts to the extent of some £300 million nicker.)

A corporate pension fund – if operated with prudence 'and' honesty by the management exec's and bean counters (some chance) would primarily be used to make mortgage loans to its members – and not finance hare-brained Ponzi schemes or invest in sub-prime / derivatives / loan swap fiscal suicide pacts with the likes of Michael Milken, Ivan Boesky or Bernie Maddog.

Sir Jarvis continued his caustic commentary: "I've always had a problem with 'for-profit' Private Finance Initiative companies – specifically the G4S and Serco Renta-Thug Agencies - contracted to do the lazy-arsed government's work for it - and paying top dog execs mega-bucks salaries - just another bad idea in a long line of very bad ideas."

"Personally my view of this government culture of 'outsourcing' to PFI companies is one of corporate responsibility and corporate incompetence going hand in hand; and I'm of a mind that the chief executives who caused this mess should be thrown in one of Her Majesty's Carillion-run prisons. Unfortunately this isn't practical as Carrilion's unpaid staff have walked out and quit – with the Carillion-run jails now operating on an 'open doors' policy and the prisoners sent home as volunteer staff from the Samaritans and local Community Enforcement Officers have no funds to feed them."

As to Carillion executives who have done a tactical 'exit stage left' move and quit the company since it became 'insider-obvious' that the shit was going to hit the fan – and those still employed – are scandalously due to pick up all manner of self-devised Croesus-level golden handshake deals – including post-departure payments, iron-clad pension guarantees and mega-bucks 'performance bonuses'.

Bonus? Que? WTF? Who gets a bonus for fucking the company up and then doing a runner when they realise the company can't afford to buy a jar of coffee for the board room cappuccino machine.

Blundering chief executive Richard Howson was paid £55,000 a month basic salary – even though he quit last July after the first of two dire profit warnings and sneaked off to his private £1.2 million hidey hole farmhouse mansion near Skipton, North Yorks – yet was due to rake in a £660,000 salary and £28,000 in benefits until October 2018 as part of his sweetheart departure deal - despite Carillion’s insolvency collapse .
For the public record, Howson 'earned' (sic) £1.5 million quid in salary, bonuses and pension payments in 2016 alone - and raked in more than £6 million in pay and perks during his five years at the firm.

Former chief bean counter Zafar Khan, who skipped the portended Carillion disaster last September, was due to receive £425,000 in base salary for 12 months.

Finance director Richard 'Dick' Adam, who retired in December 2016 after nine years at Carillion, received £1.1 million nicker in salary and bonuses for 2016 – and has earned £6.6 million in pay, bonuses and pension rewards since 2009.

(No shit, how much would the bonuses have been if the company had cut a profit and didn't go bankrupt on their watch?)

Interim chief executive Keith Cochrane is due to be paid his £750,000 salary until July, despite leaving the star-crossed company in February.

The Carillion chairman, Philip Green – (not another bungling Philip Greed – in the footsteps of namesake boss of Brokeshop, Topman, Wallis & Gromit, Good 'Evans, Gone fer a Burton, Miss Selfish, Dorothy Porkins, and Shitfit?) - has collected more than £500,000 in payments for his 'once a week' appearances since taking over in 2014.

Green, whose 28,500 Carillion pension fund members face hits to their retirement incomes in the wake of the company’s collapse and bankruptcy, was found to be in 'breach of trust' by the Pensions Ombudsman after a company he headed 25 years ago also went tits up.
The breach of trust and maladministration finding against Green back in 1994 came following a whistle-blowing exposure that he and two fellow trustees allowed pension scheme money to be used to buy a luxury flat from a close colleague at an inflated price.

Welcome to the 'Top Rung' corporate ladder version of the great Ripoffs Anonymous graft & corruption game.

And as this shower of shits have deliberately devised these guaranteed cover yer ass payments ready for the company going tits up - so too will other former chiefs and exec's continue to pocket wages for months to come – as ordinary common herd staff and outside contractors face being dumped with next to fuck all – if they're lucky.

Littler wonder at the mounting fury viz the fact executives at the construction giant, also involved in the HS2 rail line fubar, were paid so much, despite being perfectly aware they were in big time financial troubles – yet were still handed – and imprudently accepted - additional government contracts.

Carillion hurtled towards collapse, putting 20,000 jobs at risk, while the fat cat bosses ¬continued to line their pockets with the barrow-loads of public purse cash supplied by their Tory Nasty Party cronies. A classic case of rewards for failure – with taxpayers’ funds siphoned off into private boardrooms – and the top dog Carillion exec's feasted at the fiscal trough while their workforce were denied meaningful pay raises and forced to live a hand to mouth existence.

Thus once again the taxpayer is left to pick up the bill for another failed PFI company in a bid to rescue the public services it had contracts with - such as schools, prisons and hospitals.

Yes, hospitals. Carillion Care Trust's 11,500 in-patient hospital beds – and a further 50,000 hospital trolleys and sleeping bags for patients doomed to doss in the hospital corridors – and zero funds to pay doctors and nurses – or buy aspirin. We can thank the smarmy National Ill-Health Service minister, Jeremy Kunt, for this one.

Meanwhile, some fucker or their dog involved with the Insolvency Service investigation, still possessed with a couple of ounces of common sense regarding the health (and wealth) of the taxpayers' public purse, has made a command responsibility 'decision' to block bonus payments to Carillion directors.

These include all manner of executive scam golden handshake 'severance payments' to former bosses - as well as salaries due to current directors after the date of liquidation. Ouch – we bet that one's gonna hurt.

Thought for the day.
The $64,000 dollar question – at the end of the day, who the fuck is to blame for Carrilion's collapse?
Transport Secretary Chris Grayling’s decision to terminate the East Coast rail contract is viewed as the worst abuse of public funds since the last 'worse abuse' case - and accelerated the demise of the Carillion construction giant.

Political fallout from squandering hundreds of millions of taxpayer’s cash to end the contract with Virgin Trains East Coast and Stagecoach forced Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government's hand to pull the plug on their plans to keep Carillion afloat.

Mind you, anything and everything this wanker Graything – (the same prick who, as Justice Secretary, banned books in prisons) - has ever touched turns to shit.

Richard Howson - the disgraced CEO of Carillion - the firm handed millions in contracts by the Tories which went into nose dive liquidation this week leaving thousands of employees and small businesses facing bankruptcy and unemployment - is now director of Wood Group – the engineering and technical services company in charge of inspections at Hinkley Point C nuclear power station.

Oh my – another Chernobyl or Fuckupshima Mk2 in the making?

In July last year, Howson, the incompetent former Group Chief Executive of Carillion responsible for the bankruptcy debacle – stood down and disappeared on the same day the company’s disastrous finances were revealed - but only after awarding himself £1.5 million in pay and tens of £££ thousands in bonuses and perks - leaving the firm with an initial £800 million pension deficit and debts of £1.4 billion.

Hmmm, Socrates was coerced into drinking hemlock for his sins - and Japanese corporate transgressors commit ritual seppuku. What if?

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration.
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political Parliamentary ponces, perjurious legal beagles, the City's money-laundering Square Mile banksters and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

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Friday, 19 January 2018

Macron Pulls Refugee Extortion Scam

Friday's 'Fascist Frog Blackmail Scam' exposé edition brings readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our war zone child refugee 'junior' press hack, wee Ali Ibn Himar, manning his ex-ISIS issue Dyson crank handle smart phone from inside a cardboard box deep amongst the Calais sand dunes for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinking non-conformists, aspiring proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

Yesterday's meeting at Berkshire's Sandpit Military Academy saw Broken Britain's useless klunt of a Nasty Party Prime Minister, Terry Mayhem, backed – (like the craven vermin species she is) - into a corner by Gallic gall - and forced to either see legions of scrounging, unshaven, battle-hardened Mid-East war zone 'child refugees' - currently squatting in Calais, Dunkirk (and gay Paree) – paddling ashore en mass on south coast beaches - waving bogus birth certificates, pre-filled asylum seeker applications and welfare benefit forms – or – fork out mega-bucks £££ to France's coffers to finance the construction of a carbon copy of US President Humpty Trumpty's Great Beaner Fence - (a replica of Israel's Great Apartheid Wall - which turned the Gaza Strip into the biggest Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe – and that the Chump has deluded himself into believing Mexico's bicameral Congress of the Union is gonna pay for).

So this is the demand being foisted by Chief 'Gorf' (backward 'frog') President Emmanuel Macron - playing on PM Mayhem's inherent stupidity - and, via stealth and flattery, coerce the incompetent bitch into squandering an extra £44 million quid of UK taxpayers' cash to rid northern France of its foreign migration chaos (a self-inflicted dilemma for ever allowing the fuckers to land - when the majority actually arrived via France's Mediterranean south coast).

The French leader – a granny-shagging poodle wanker who gets an endorphin high hard-on by flexing his steroid-boosted political muscle - is seeking to improve on 'rock bottom' popularity ratings and extend his narcissist egocentric influence across the entire EUSSR community – and believes by following the deplorable tradition of Brussels EU bullying and intimidation tactics he can force the British government's hand into financing extra security logistics and infrastructure along northern France's coastline to solve the Third World 'shithole-origin' migrant dilemma.

Since the Calais 'Jungle' - home to zillions of unwashed and feral Muslim refugees from Africa and the Mid-East - was subjected to a mass deforestation strike and levelled last year – and an excess of 750 child migrants fast-tracked potty trained, given a close shave, then brought to Broken Britain - before they started sprouting a fresh chin-full of stubble – the French Interior Minister, Gérard Colostomy, has insisted that was the end of the migrant crisis.

Despite this bullshit 'reassurance' around 100 more continue to pour in from Third World 'shitholes' every week, with 1,000-plus migrants currently squatting and living by their finely-honed scavenging wits around Calais and Dunkirk – in the hope of breaking into a Britain-bound truck at the ferry terminals - or crossing the Channel disguised as a cormorant.

Okay, now for the nitty-gritty Catch 22 clause. If Mrs Mayhem turns Mr Macaroni down he's ready to negate the Le Touquet Treaty – (a reciprocal border accord signed by top Frog President Chirac and New Labour war criminal, Tony Bliar, back in February, 2003 – a couple of weeks prior to Bliar conspiring with US dumb shit, Dubya Bush to kick start the illegal invasion of Iraq) - under which Britain has its border in France - and France runs border checks in Britain - a 'juxtaposed controls' deal that makes as much sense as a fish riding a bike – or voting for the Lib-Dums – or pro-Luddite Greens.

Conversely, on the 'upside' (sic), if the toothless Maybot agrees to this extortion – an extra £44 million nicker in addition to the £167 million quid Britain has forked out to the Gorfs over the past four years for security (some joke) at Calais and other ports along the Channel to maintain this idiotic border deal – then the pretentious granny-bonking Mackerel has pledged to loan Britain the entire 70 metres (230 feet) length of the Bayeux Tapestry.

Que? WTF? What a flucking stitch up! Is borrowing the Bayeux Tapestry at a cost of £44 million quid going to stop the migrant hordes gathering in proverbial Biblical multitudes in Calais? No.

£44 million nicker to 'borrow' a thousand year old moth-eaten piece of cross-stitch 'insultantry' that commemorates our once-sceptred isle of Albion being invaded by William the Conqueror and his gang of Stormin' Normans – then taking on Harold's shagged-out troops at Hastings while stood at the top of a hill and shouting 'Come an' get us!'

Some fucker and their dog is being taken to the cleaners – specifically the British taxpayer – via the route of our gutless government who claim this latest extortionate £44 million quid rip-off was about 'investing in and enhancing' the security of the UK border – in – er – France.

The point is this - if the French don't want them – why the fuck should Britain be any different. We've got enough home grown, idle arsed scrounging twats already – plus the Empire's Day trash that refuse to integrate – and don't need to import any more from Third World 'shitholes' – as US President Chump so eloquently phrases their places of origin.

One added 'incentive' from Macron – his pledged support for a Brexit trade deal favourable to the UK - if the silly British people give him lots of money.

As far as We, the Common Herd, are concerned – fuck the Gorfs – just get on with our Brexit breakaway and street level determination to give the EUSSR fascist kleptocrat hierarchy the No Deal finger.
This can prove to be Broken Britain's Ozaki 8 wake up call - to say 'Fuck Brussels' and go it alone – again – as we did, with great 'Rule the Waves' Empire level success for centuries - prior to the kiddie fiddling Ted Heath and Nasty Party's 1975 Common Market treasonous betrayal.

So bollocks to Emmanuel Microbe – a frog (sic) who dreams of becoming a toad. A pity Marie Le EpiPen, leader of the Allergic Reactions Party, didn't win the presidential vote – and give the Brussels shits a further non-compliance headache.

As to We, the British people, there's a dire need to press the reset button and go for a full-on high octane national reboot – and hoof out not only the Tory Nasty Party but too Labour and the Lib-Dums – and start afresh.

Take the £44 million quid and use the money wisely - to combat the intentions of any and all manky foreign culture infidel migrant types who take a mind to follow in the footsteps of Captain Webb – (or was it Captain Webbed Feet?).
Re-stock the English Channel zone with leg-munching piranhas, razor-billed seagulls, estuarine crocodiles and Great White sharks – and any other fucking pelagic-dwelling carnivore that gets off on pecking or eating perma-sun-tanned heathens daring to doggy-paddle across our 'English Channel'.

Alternatively, to stretch wishful thinking and fantasy to recoil point, a squadron of unemployed tech-smart, joystick-diddling teens, sat atop the chalk cliffs of Dover operating remote I-Spy drones, scanning the briny for heathen migrants disguised as flotsam or jetsam – then strafing the crap out of them with airsoft BB chain guns – until they get the message and swim back to France.

For the record, the 40-year old Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron – he of the self-proclaimed 'superior intellect' – who refuses to give media interviews as IQ-deficient press hacks can't understand the advanced linear concepts of his profound thought processes – yet is shacked up with his ex-schoolteacher, the 86 year old Granny Bridgette Trogneux – (and her fireplace-pissing pet Labrador, Nemo) – is, to We, the canny few – (who leave a fragrant scent of rebellion in our wake) – a zero interest pretentious clown – on a par with the rest of his elitist EUSSR stooge ilk who want all European sovereign independent governments replaced by Brussels-compliant vassal leaders – and Britain pulling out via the Brexit referendum mechanism is anathema to their dissolution of national identity and multi-culture scam.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday, 18 January 2018

Sheeple Billed for MP Charity Donations

In today’s ‘Common Herd Taxpayer Ripoffs' exposé edition, we happy few, manning the beleaguered ramparts and battlements at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill, bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinking non-conformists, aspiring proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% PTB oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

The gospel according to an editorial in this week's copy of the Grand Larceny Review, a Nasty Party MP, Harriett Baldwin, (Wicked Worcester) - promoted last week to Minister for Africa (a continent comprised of 54 nations – and all geo-political entities the diplomacy-deficient US President Chump has so eloquently labelled 'shitholes') - in Terry Mayhem's latest cabinet 'musical chairs' reshuffle, attempted to claim a £50 nicker donation to a local hospice as a 'personal expense'.

Hmmm, a pity the Tory's bad joke of a leader, PM Mayhem, didn't appoint Baldtwit to the post of Minister for Embezzlement – but too many House of Conmans bottom feeders already qualify for that prized position.

Though, truth be known, the Botox-deficient blonde broomstick jockey is simply following in the rapacious, expenses-fiddling criminal intent footsteps - (floating duck palaces / country pile moat dredging / drawbridge repainting) - of her House of Conmans contemporaries.

In the wake of her expenses claim being outright rejected by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority – and getting slagged-off big time on an international scale via the Twitter character assassination network – (immoral, empathy-deficient skanger) – Tory MP, Harriett Mary Morison Baldwin (née Eggonmyface), proffered the feeble excuse that she suffered one of her habitual lapses of judgement and had a 'bit of a post-menopausal blonde moment' when filing her claim.

This latest Parliamentary expenses-fiddling scandal involves Ms Baldtwat claiming for a £50 quid entry ticket to an award ceremony at the Lee & Perrins Worcester Sauce funded hospice for retired gherkin jugglers - a venue located in her own Tory constituency – and her non-entity attendance fingered by Corbyn's Trotskyite Labour opposition as a 're-electioneering' exercise.

For PM Maybot - facing calls to fire Baldwin's thieving ass from the cabinet office and exile her to the back benches – and her constituents to deal appropriately with at the next election – this is just another fuck up in a long line of similar fuck ups she's had to endure since Posh Dave Scameron's major fuck up with sanctioning the 2016 EUSSR In or Out referendum.

The sticky-fingered Baldwin was first elected to the Westminster 'Fagin's Den' in 2010 - since which time – over seven years - she has claimed a whopping £1.1 million quid in personal expenses – (£160,000 per annum average ) - including 60 payments of under £2 nicker – and one of which was 45 pence for a half mile rickshaw journey.

Hmmm, to paraphrase the old adage: 'charity might well start at home' - but this from an MP on a basic (sic) House of Conmans annual salary of £74,962 quid salary - plus an additional £66,543 cabinet minister's pay packet (£141,505 total) - plus, as stated above, average annual expense claims of £160,000 nicker.

Oh my, would not we, of the common herd sector of society, bend over backwards (well, perhaps not quite that far) to be in receipt of such a bumper pay packet- as opposed to struggling to survive on a basic state pension.

When reflecting on the above paragraph, detailing Baldwin's money-grubbing cheapskate tendencies, then one is left with a distinct impression she's a klepto-inclined rip-off merchant – and the type to prompt a person to count their fingers if coerced into shaking her sticky paws.

Ahead of the Nasty Party's 2011 Autumn Statement, six leading MPs from the 2010 Tory intake put forward a series of hare-brained radical proposals to stimulate economic expansion in 'Growth, Growth, Growth: New Ideas for Growth and Prosperity in the 21st Century' – a piece of juvenile claptrap published by the Centre for Policy Studies.

Harriett Baldthing's contribution was to propose that: 'Broken Britain should learn the lessons of benefit reform introduced by President Clinton in the United States of Israel. This should include not increasing benefits in line with the number of children in benefit-dependent households and localising the level of benefits viz sink or swim social housing areas'.

The intellectually-challenged 'We always vote Tory' Worcester constituents who put a ballot sheet cross against Baldtwit's name should take careful note of the above statement prior to the next election.

Thought for the day. Are you the brazen hubris type who claims for charitable donations on your company expense account – or yearly tax return? The odd couple of quid to some hapless shop doorway rough sleeper – or Big Issue sales-person?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a complimentary offshore tax haven secret numbered bank account to stash your ill-gotten expenses.

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Sunday, 14 January 2018

AGSG Renamed 'Androgynous Academy'

In today's 'Tyranny of the Minority' batshit bonkers exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline post-op' transgender media correspondent, Holly Hermaphrodité, manning the live news cellphone hotline from Detention Room A at the recently renamed 'Altrincham Grammar School for Chicks With Dicks' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

If you read last week's news and thought the world had already gone totally nuts – (Israel's 'One State' Solution – move the Palestinians to Egypt's Sinai / the diplomacy-deficient US President Chump referring to less fortunate Third World nations as 'shitholes' / We can't win in Syria so let's go to war with Iran or Pakiland instead / London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, now in charge of Broken Britain's foreign policy statements / Windsor Council's 'ethnic cleansing' campaign to rid borough of homeless persons prior to Prince Hairy Hewitt & Megan Mongoose wedding / black cab serial rapist Worboys assessed as 'too violent for open prison' – so release him back into society) - then look again, for now the all-pervasive snowflake Liberalist political correctness 'Newspeak' culture has gone one step beyond the limit on the 'one to ten' insanity scale.

Broken Britain's Altrincham Grammar School for Girls, in the north-eastern corner of rural Cheshire, (established by 'male of the species' Cliff Wright, in 1910) has officially prohibited its teacher staff from addressing the female students as 'girls' – who shall now be known by the gender neutral term of 'Them' or 'It' - with Flatbrokes, the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies, giving odds-on that the 'education facility' will be re-named the 'Altrincham Grammar School for Students With No Dicks' - (a government approved 'Sans Penis Education Institute').

The school's Common Purpose brainwashed Principal, Stephanie 'Snowflake' Bonkers, has instructed staff to not use the word 'girls' when talking to their 1,350 'gender-confused' students as she doesn't want to risk being sued by 'XX chromosome' pupils who might be 'mis-gender offended' - and – Heaven forbid - caused psychological trauma.

In a missive to the student’s parents, the androgynous Principal Bonkers elucidated “We are working to break ingrained habits in the way we speak to, and about, our pupils - particularly referring to them collectively as girls – when this might well offend the transgender minority who believe they are – erm – boys – and born in the wrong body – and my decision was made to ensure that all students feel comfortable."

(Yeah, right. See how comfortable these 'girls' feel when, instead of comfy tucked-away genitalia in their navy knickers – or thongs - they've got a six inch–plus cock and a pair of impact-sensitive bollocks hanging between their legs).

Principal Bonkers. a reformed Marmite addict and co-founder of the Bowdon Halitosis Society, continued: "As of next term, the transgender sector of the student body will be transferring to the local Altrincham Grammar School for Boys – until the Ministry of Education get their proverbial shit together and establish a national chain of 'transgender only' comprehensive schools for pupils who can't make their minds up what sex they want to be."

"Conversely, sarcastic comments and posts on our website, Facebook and Twitter pages besides, there are no plans to drop the descriptive appellation 'Girls' from the school's two metre high AGSG sign."

Interviewed by Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr on the Biased Broadcasting Corporation's 'Newshite' programme, ex-AGSG sixth form student, and mother-of-three, 17 year old Fellattia McSkanger, opined that "It all sounds like a right pile of crap ter me. Yer can definitely see the effects of Julia Middleton's Common Purpose paranoid neurosis factory at work here – an' the after-effects of the NLP mind-bending 'future leader' (sic) courses."

" Thank fuck I quit school after doin' me GCSE A-Level exam in Advanced Benefit Fraud, before this crazy shit started an' that Botox-deficient bottle blonde dipshit of a Head Teacher, Steph' Bonkers, gets a bunch of the dizzy twat students pluggin' fer the ultimate in 'body modification' on the NHS – an' bangin' down testosterone hormones an ' anabolic steroids an' growin' a four inch clitoris."

So, where next is this epidemic of mental case Liberal paradoxes headed? A new Marvel Comics Justice League movie – with sexy Gail Gadot as 'Wonder Person'?
Females officially categorised as a life support system for a vagina?
All split-arsed members of the human species (previously known as 'females' – Linnaean taxonomy sub index 'girl / woman') henceforth to be referred to as ... 'what' precisely?
Gender Neutral persons?

Doubtless Darwin's turning in his grave, let alone Mother Nature.

Hmmm, so much for the school motto of 'Fortiter, Fideliter, Feliciter' (Bravely, Faithfully and Cheerfully). And too their e-mail addy: admin@aggs.bfet.uk
That needs to be changed double quick, before the Common Purpose social services 'Political Correctness Police' catch a scent of non-compliance.

Thought for the day. Thus, by extension, if this 0:01% loony left Liberalist fascism is to become de rigueur and the case of the once-exclusive Cavendish Road-located Altrincham Grammar School for Girls to lead by example, then obviously that equally-iconic segregated centre of learning, Marlborough Road's Altrincham Grammar School for Boys will also be subjected to the totalitarian tip-toe treatment and renamed as a 'Dicks Only Academy'.

Trans-gender hysteria besides for one moment – let's leave that alone and question – what the fuck comes next in the political correctness barmpot arena? White students identifying as black? Black identifying as white? Human mammals identifying as fish - and kick start a mermaid wannabe panic?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 11 January 2018

Murder on the Maltese Mafia Express

In today's murky Mediterranean-themed 'Let's Kick Some Crooked Political Bureaucracy Ass' exposé we bring readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

To start 2018 with a long-overdue mass media exposure of Malta's notoriously corrupt establishment – executive, legislative and judiciary - and too the Fourth Estate gutter press - this week's BBC Newshite interview with Malta's Financial Intelligence Analysis Unit anti-corruption investigator 'Honest Jon' Ferris, has brought a much-needed international spotlight focus to bear on the October 2017 oligarch-sanctioned murder of 53-year old investigative journalist, Daphne Caruana Galizia – with Ferris stating for the public record that he too now fears for his life after probing allegations made by Ms. Galizia.

Ferris, summarily sacked from the FIAU in June last year through covert political interference, when his work threatened to uncover 'sensitive secrets' - is requesting 24/7 police protection amid concerns that after receiving a stream of death threats he too will be targeted if continuing to pursue Galizia's well-documented claims against top dog political figures - in Malta and internationally - specifically the US, Russia, Israel, Brussels / EUSSR hierarchy and Vatican Jesuit cabal – not forgetting the despotic dynasty running Azerbaijan.

The Nationalist Party-aligned Daphne Caruana Galizia – known as an intrepid one-woman WikiLeaks – was murdered on 16th October 2017 when her Peugeot 108 car was blown away with a military grade explosive device – allegedly the dirty work of a trio of criminal types recruited under duress by Malta's MSS security service - with both the C4 plastique and cellphone detonator delivered via diplomatic pouch direct from Baku's National Security Ministry (NSM) secret police arsenal - on the command of First (Worst) Lady, Mrs Michelle Muscat's bestest corrupt crony – Azerbaijan's selfie-addicted presidential daughter - Leyla 'Funny Face' Aliyeva.

The hit on the 'out of control' Caruana Galizia became an absolute necessity following the posting of a 'shitting-kittens' disturbing expose on her 'Running Commentary' website – (a blog that attracted in excess of 400,000 readers per day - more than the combined circulation of all of Malta's newspapers) - with a banner headline of 'Read All About It: The Panama Papers & Mossack Fonseca' – which fingered the brass-necked Michelle 'Kickbacks' Muscat, wife of Maltese Slime Minister, Joseph Muscat, as a graft and corrupt money laundering Mrs Fix-It running all manner of scams - in unison with (amongst a host of others) Leyla Aliyeva - and the US-based Beavis & Buttardi money-laundering jewellery chain.

Ignoring her pariah status of being as popular as chemotherapy with Malta's common herd voters – and complicit in a cesspit of bureaucratic sleaze that might yet well bring down her equally corrupt hubby's kleptocrat Labour government - Michelle Muscat – (a summa cum laude graduate of the Dom Mintoff Institute for Advanced Bitcoin Bending) - fingered as the Mafia Matriarch of Malta and referred to by uncharitable types as a crooked cunt - seems determined to follow, by example, in the sordid footsteps of fellow 'Shop Til Yer Drop' klepto' broomstick merchants, Eva Peron, Imelda Marcos and Elena Ceausescu.

Conversely, Slime Minister Joseph Muscat claims to have been flabbergasted by news that journalist Daphne Caruana Galizia was killed by a car bomb while she was in the process of investigating his own wife's involvement in money laundering and criminal corruption - in cahoots with the President of Azerbaijani's shit-for-brains absurdity of a daughter, the collagen-infused Leyla Aliyeva - and is fielding a front of official denial against all charges directed at himself or wife Michelle.

There again, as a practiced – if not over-smart – political player – Muscat must realise that where's there's a heap of shit and flies circulating, then something's bound to stink – especially so when Ms WikiLeaks exposed his own chief of staff, Keith Schembri and senior minister Konrad Mizzi as holding dodgy offshore money laundering bank accounts and shell companies in contrivance with Mossack Fonseca – (a Panamanian law firm – which just happens to be the world’s fourth biggest provider of dodgy tax haven corporate 'and' personal offshore financial services) - and being named in the leaked Panama Papers – a factor that forced their resignations – and earned Ms. Caruana Galizia their eternal ire.

Shortly before her death, she linked PM Joey Muscat, and money-grubbing wife, Michelle, to payments from Azerbaijan's ruling Aliyeva family that were hidden in secret offshore bank accounts.
Then, after becoming aware that her phone had been wiretapped and computer traffic hacked and monitored, Caruana Galizia started to receive death threats and filed a police report fifteen days prior to her murder.

So, down to the nitty-gritty. We've now sound reasoning to point the fickle finger of Fate at who wanted Galizia silenced – but who the fuck actually murdered her?

Three suspects - George and Alfred Degiorgio, and Vincent Muscat (no relation?) – all unknown to the victim and never mentioned in any of her 20,000 expose articles - have been charged with the murder but plead not guilty.
Investigators claim Galizia's killers detonated the bomb using a mobile phone on a boat offshore – and are investigating whom the suspects had contact with in the run-up to the killing.

Valetta-based Plod Squad sources informed press hacks that investigators suspect George Degiorgio sent the text message to the cellphone bomb detonator hidden in Galizia's Peugeot 108 after receiving a 'she's in the car' signal from his brother Alfred, who acted as a lookout close to the victim's home.

Evidence gathered so far suggests the bomb was placed inside Galizia's Peugeot while it was parked in an alley outside her house, some six miles from Valletta, on the night before her death. Mobile phones have been recovered from the sea in Marsa, an inland area of Valletta harbour where the Degiorgio's moored their boat.

Well, if the slack-arsed, moronic Malteaser plod squad got their proverbial shit together – which they daren't – then the 'usual suspects' list that commissioned the Three Stooges (George Degiorgio, Alfred Degiorgio n Vincent Muscat) to do the dirty deed isn't a long one:

Malta is a house divided against itself. Supporters of Slime Minister Muscat applaud his economic boom, while his detractors point to an enfeeblement of the rule of law - and the hard evidence for that is the assassination of his government's greatest critic, Daphne Caruana Galizia.

Regardless of her comm's being totally compromised: hacked, tapped and monitored by dark forces - she implicated, by association, the Knights of Malta, the Council of Foreign Relations, members of the Trilateral Commission and past Bilderbergers – along with blind trusts used to launder kickbacks from rich Russian oligarchs who bought Maltese diplomatic passports - and was set to name n shame the same – thus simply had to go – especially viz her focus and threatened exposure of links with Malta's government and money laundering / arms sales / human trafficking - and the corruption-ridden Azerbaijan regime.

Galizia believed, in essence, that malign and criminal interests had captured Malta and turned it into an island mafia state – and she exposed a political system rife with corruption, corporate entities used to launder money or pay bribes, and a criminal justice system that seemed incapable, or unwilling, to take on the iniquitous, racketeering, villainous minds running the show.

Proof of her fears included the score of Mafia-style assassinations and car bombings that have taken place on the island over the last decade – and, ultimately, perhaps, her own murder too.

So WTF else was Caruana Galizia investigating – apart from her pet bugbear - the Rome (Vatican) based Jesuit Black Pope's 'Ninth Circle Orgia' paedo trafficking ring – and her exposure of Malta's Economics Minister, Chris Cardona frequenting a kiddie fiddling bumboy brothel while at a conference in Germany last year.

In August 2017 she signed her death warrant when reporting that a company owned by the Azerbaijani president's troll of a daughter, Leyla Aliyeva, paid US$1 million to a Panama company ultimately owned by the Maltese prime minister's wife, Michelle Muscat – a scheme that was dutifully slapped with the derogatory sobriquet of 'the Azerbaijani Laundromat'.

In March 2017, Al Sahra FZCO – (a company incorporated in Dubai's free zone) - made a single payment transaction of $1.017 million to Egrant Inc, a company incorporated in Panama since 2013.

Leyla, the daughter of Azerbaijan's rat-featured dictator, Ilham Aliyev, was the ultimate beneficial owner of Al Sahra FZCO, with Michelle Muscat owning blocks of shares in Egrant Inc.

By coincidence alone, Al Sahra FZCO is an oil and gas corporation, and Azerbaijan's national oil company recently became the main shareholder in Malta's all-new power plant after PM Joseph Muscat signed off on the deal.

The reputed source of Galizia's information was a Russian whistle-blowing mole embedded inside Malta's Pilatus private bank.
The Russian snitch, later exposed as Maria Efimova, supplied Galizia with sheaths of incriminating offshore money laundering documents - until discovered by the Pilatus Bank who filed a complaint against her for fraud and misappropriation – with the Maltese Plod Squad seizing her passport while criminal charges were concocted.

Malta – graft and corruption? Need we go on? Why the fuck not.

Seyed Ali Sadr Hasheminejad is the chairman and ultimate beneficial owner of the Pilatus Bank, which is headquartered at Whitehall Mansions in Malta's exclusive Ta’ Xbiex bankster-friendly enclave.
Seyed Ali is Iranian but travels on a selection of foreign fiplomatic passports issued to him by Malta, St Kitts & Nevis.
His father is Mohammad Sadr Hasheminejad, chairman of the Eghtesad Novin Bank in Tehran.

Seyed Ali has a sister, Negarin Sadr Hasheminejad – known by the shorter form of Negarin Sadr – who has a fashion business titled Negarin London.

In March last year, Pilatus Bank received urgent instructions to open an account for Negarin Sadr, the chairman’s sister. The account had to be opened immediately and a loan of US$1 million granted there and then to Negarin Sadr (for her fashion company).

Conversely, as soon as the loan was processed, a significant US$400,000 payment was deducted from Negarin Sadr’s loan account to an account held by a Maltese female resident of New York – who 'owns' (sic) the Buttardi Bling jewellery franchise.

The woman in question is Michelle Buttigieg and Buttplug Bling a costume jewellery money-laundering front she set up in partnership with Michelle Muscat (formerly Tanti) in 2003.

In 2014, Michelle Buttplug was appointed 'Malta’s tourism representative' in the United States, on a £6,000 quid a month salaried basis with perks – regardless of the fact she has no tourism or related experience – nor does Malta's Tourist Authority head honcho, Tourism Minister, Edward Zammit Lewis, know who the fuck she is.

Now back to the Central Asian crime state shithole known as Azerbaijan - whose corruption-ridden ruling elite operate a secret US $2.9 billion slush fund scheme to bribe prominent Europeans, buy luxury goods, pay private school fees for government minister's children and launder money through a network of opaque companies.

Leaked data indicates that the Azerbaijani leadership, accused of serial human rights abuses, systemic corruption and rigging elections, made more than 16,000 covert payments from 2012 to 2014 – with billions of pounds being channelled through Glasgow and Malta-based companies using an obscure (? illegal ?) structure that sanctions owners the right to hide their identities – and thus circumvent the purview of regulators and tax authorities.

This money went to politicians and journalists, as part of an international lobbying operation to deflect criticism of Azerbaijan’s despotic president, Ilham Aliyev, and attempt to promote a positive image of his oil-rich country.

The four firms at the centre of the Azerbaijani Laundromat in Broken Britain were all limited partnership registered. Specifically: Metastar Invest, based at a service address in Birmingham; Hilux Services and Polux Management, set up in Glasgow; and LCM Alliance, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire. Their corporate partners are anonymous tax haven entities based in Malta, the British Virgin Islands, the Seychelles and Belize.

Thus, from the eleven million leaked money-laundering / tax-dodging Panama Papers documents available for investigative scrutiny, the fearless, corruption-exposing Ms Claudia WikiLeaks had hardly gotten started on her subject.
Let us hope that Jonathan Ferris takes her research that one step further and like Diogenes before him, continues to venture out at mid-day with a lantern held aloft – to scour Malta's streets, in search of an honest man.

Thought for the day. The fuckers exposed, named n shamed - (if they were possessed of any modicum of a moral conscience and felt 'shame' for their sins n crimes) by Daphne Caruana Galizia – and who commissioned her assassination - are bent and twisted to such an extent that if they dropped dead there would be no need to dig a grave but simply twist them into the ground – like a corkscrew.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, noncing nobles, political ponces, didgy diplomats, bent money-laundering banksters and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping Dachau DVD / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Monday, 8 January 2018

Fire & Fury: Humpty-Trumpty Spits Dummy

In today’s ‘Batshit Bonkers American Presidency' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering political deceptions and blatant lies from our frontline Washington Beltway TS media hack, Mimi McScrote, manning the live news cellphone hotline from her covert West Wing broom cupboard hidey hole for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

The 2017-elected President of the Great Satan, arch-vulgarian Donald Chump, has vehemently rebuffed accusations that his 'three score and ten years' (plus one) geriatric stage mental health is in a state of sedentary dementia-stricken disrepair – countering that the revelations and recriminations published in Michael Wolff's bombshell of a book, released this week to uproarious acclaim – are more full of shit than a pelican on ex-lax – and humbly describing his narcissistic self as a 'stable genius'.

Stable genius? Really? That needs an 'elbow nudge' from Melanoma to stand - in accordance with the Flag Code – then the doddering, senile git can't remember the words (if he ever knew them) of The Star Spangled Banner national anthem.

More Trumpy 'trumpet-blowing': to quote the 'criticism sensitive' pretentious twat verbatim: " My two greatest assets (apart from Daddy Fred's money) have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. From a very successful businessman to top TV star to President of the United States of Israel."

Well, thank you Donaldovich Trumpsky - nowt we appreciate more than a Presidential display of self-depreciating humility.

Though no real shock n awe surprises in Wolff's claim - when White House staffers, up close n confidential with President Comb-Over on a daily basis, have personally – (and publicly) - questioned his mental capability and gross political incompetence – with several referring to him as an 'idiot' and a 'moron'.

Though one is drawn to question why Old Swampy feels compelled to respond to such criticism if, as he maintains, he has never met Wolff and the content of the book is a fabric of lies – based on innuendo and slanderous gossip – now manifest as criminal case libel since morphing into published text format – a fact that might be hard to prove considering Wolff's 200-plus 'Team Trump' interviews and fly-on-the-wall access to the West Wing.

Wolff's controversial (and unauthorised) 'Fire and Fury - Inside the Chump Shite House' biography has been summarily dismissed by the President as a 'pile of utter crap – a libellous fiction scribbled by some guy I've never met' – with Trumpsky further referring to Wolff as a class act plagiarist dog wanker – and his kiss n tell informant, ex-Oval Office advisor Steve Bannon, as treacherous scum – dismissed from his job with the Deep State's mark of the Black Spot stuck on the palm of his hand – and not only ear-marked for a high octane IRS audit – but
now topping the Homeland Insecurity / TSA no-fly list – and perhaps due for a midnight 'assisted suicide' visit from one of Mossad's Kidon assassination units – if they're not too busy moving furniture – or can take a break from their art classes – or snuffing Palestinians in Dubai hotels.

'Fire and Fury' hit the bookshelves on Friday, days ahead of its scheduled release, amid President Tweet's top dollar legal beagles' failed attempts to block its publication – a strategy backfire move resulting in the book becoming a 'must have' instant bestseller.

One of Wolff's primary scandalous revelations portrays the entire Trumpton election team (Bannon included) as being shocked into a collective state of dribbling catatonia by their candidate's majority vote on ballot-counting night – plus the sense of real time fiscal loss – as they had all placed mega-bucks bets on the Mena Mafia Matriarch co-contender, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, to win – considering their own boy, Donald – cursed by his empty election trail pledge to 'drain the swamp' - no more than an 'also ran'.

Wolff recounts tales confided to him by Shite House aides who wished to retain an air of anonymity - (Stevie Bannon / Mad Dawg Mattis / T. Rex Tillerson / HR McMaster) - of a president with the nano-seconds attention span of a dyslexial hamster - bouncing from issue to issue like a pinball – with zero time nor tolerance for facts that differ from his personal 'fisheye' worldview - and all while tweeting his global Twitter audience with the thoughts of President Don.

The root of the back-stabbing 'breach of confidentiality' information in Wolff's tome - highly embarrassing, compromising, bewildering and mortifying in nature as it might be – lies with the dominance power struggle between Gentile goy Bannon and the heebie-jeebie Zionist bloc – fronted by Jared '666' Kushner (Israel's kikester sayanim (stooge) in the Shite House) - and shit-for-brains Trump daughter, 'I wannabe President one day too' Iwanka Chump.

But it's not only loose lips Bannon – the Chump Shite House administration has morphed into a virtual labour exchange run on the Three B's philosophy: Bribes, Blackmail or Bludgeons – with staff coming and going like flies on cowshit – and the expunged 'undesirables' are loaded with scandalous, newsworthy venom.

Perhaps Trump could have these offenders of his exalted self-promoting ego-pride 'sanctioned' – much the same as the Clinton administration did – but eventually the bodies start to pile up (like Mena) and some nosy press hack asks inconvenient questions – and that rarest of creatures – an honest attorney-general or judge might take a political interest – then the shit hits the fan.

To wit, the case of former FBI Director Robert Mueller, acting as Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice and leading an investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US election and exploring any links or coordination between Chump's 2016 presidential bid and Vlad Putrid's Moscow Mafia and / or Israel and Bobo Nuttyahoo's Kosher Nostra – a fact confirmed in Wolff's expose book with Steve Bannon's revelation that Chump's eldest son, the IQ-deficient Donald Junior, was guilty of treasonous behaviour in meeting a group of Russians.

Now, in a fit of 'too little n too late' damage control pique viz the publication of Wolff's unauthorised incendiary bio - and Bannon's less than complimentary remarks therein – specifically that President Chimp employs a Syrian war zone refugee as a 'food taster' – which confirms Wolff's exposure of the fact that the Pres' has a paranoid fear of being poisoned by wifey No 3, Melanoma – Trumpsky wants to go one step beyond with the post-9/11-eviscerated US Constitution n Bill of Rights - to draw a line in the sand regarding free speech – specifically any and all that mention his name and dirty dealings with Russia – or being an Edomite Mafia payroll stooge – or the Zionist-backed dynastic ambitions for Ivanka's presidential candidacy - will be classified as a criminal offence.

So, where the fuck do we position this gobshite bully – (an egocentric braggart who couldn't tell the truth if he hasn't got a semi-feasible lie ready - and believes his Deep State-placement Shite House staff dilute his delusionary 'talent') - in the realm of Linnaean taxonomy: order, family, genus, species, sub-species? A self-promoting genius in his own right. But is Humpty-Trumpty really on a par with the Einsteins and Schrödingers of this world?

Not if we consider his school playground thugster intimidation antics and tendency towards lying. Drain the swamp? Now Washington n Wall Street are wallowing in it. Corporate tax rates slashed. Playing nuclear mind games with the NorKors. Provoking Russia, China and Iran to war-readiness states of paranoia. The proposed – but unfunded – Gulf to Pacific 'Wetback Wall' to keep illegal immigrant Beaners out. The mind boggles at such ludicrous political deportment.

One point is for sure, history will not remember the boastacious prick kindly.

Thought for the day. Trumpy's an impetuous silver spoon moron - another Twitter-addicted cellphone zombie - blighted with the curse of opening gob before engaging brain (sic).
To wit, paranoid psychosis besides - regarding Congress removing his fat ass from office by implementing the 25th Amendment's statutes, viz reasons of mental heath impairment / disability, and stick VP Pence behind the Resolute desk - if the word 'prudent' were part of Chump's limited lexicon – he might turn the eye of caution to his Secret Service detail – as this purported elitist corps were the same scum who conspired to – and did - murder JFK in Dallas. A necessary act of evil - to maintain the Deep State Mil-Ind Neo-Con bankster status quo.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sunday, 7 January 2018

Royal Wedding : Homeless Pariahs Verboten

In today’s ‘Royal Wedding Rag-Arse Roundup' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our rough sleeper media correspondent, Jake McScrote, manning the live news cellphone hotline from under his rhododendron bush squat in Windsor's Frogmore Gardens for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% parasitic oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

The Nasty Party leader of Windsor Council, Slimy Simon Dudley, pissed off at the fact he's not on the Royal Wedding invite list - has sparked a furious public backlash after vindictively demanding the town's Plod Squad clear the area of vulnerable homeless people before the advent of the May 19th Windsor Castle wedding of Prince Harry to American tourist-slapper and 'Spoiled Royal' wannabe, Meghan Sparkle, in his Granny Liz' personal St George's Chapel 'chat with God' prayer spot.

Dudley, the type of tosser who prompts people to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking his clammy hand, has instigated a Donald Chump style 'Fire n Fury' response from socio-political groups after demanding the Windsor Plod Squad use powers granted under the 1824 Vagrancy Act and 2014 Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act to tackle the rough sleepers problem - and clear the town of an epidemic of homeless people prior to the royal wedding in May.

The panjandrum boss of the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead authority - and his Tory council crony pals - have levelled accusations at the rough sleeper community of 'public spaces intimidation' and 'aggressive begging' - and want them evicted en masse and re-located 'somewhere else' before the ginger mingin Royal Cuckoo and Ms Morlock tie the proverbial knot.

Councillor Dudley informed one gutter press hack from the Vagrants Gazette "I'm not having a bunch of unwashed scum in mouldy anoraks and combat jackets, swathed in Sally Army blankets, doing the hands-out rounds of the royalist wedding revenue gorpers - or trying to flog Princess Meghan Sparkle a souvenir copy of the Big Issue and begging for a slice of wedding cake."

Additionally, in a series of ranting tweets, Dudley applies a 'royal town status' angle to push further claims that Windsor residents have had enough of being exploited by career beggars – along with the town's six million annual tourist headcount.

Replying to Dismal Dudley's eviction demands, Thames Valley Plod Squad & Crime Commissioner, Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher, opined that the majority of the people 'begging' in Windsor were not in fact homeless but actually ex-councillors who had lost their cushy jobs in the last bi-election and were simply trying to earn a few bob by pan-handling.

"But, as to the genuine homeless persons in our sick society that comprise the most vulnerable sector of the Windsor community – many of whom, like Councillor Dudley, have critical mental health issues - we need to protect them by working together - and each agency – specifically Mr Dudley's holier-than-thou council - must understand its own unique responsibilities - as 'housing' is the responsibility of Dudley's council – hence the homeless factor comes right back to their doorstep."

"As far as we're concerned, Dudley's more full of shit than a Christmas goose, as we've only received a couple of complaints viz 'begging with menaces' - which involved a couple of unemployed Albanian rough sleepers who marched one of the town's traffic wardens to an ATM cash point and demanded she withdraw £20 quid so they could buy fishing line and hooks to go poaching carp in the Windsor Park ponds."

Windsor – and specifically it's 11th Century castle - is one of the Queen's favourite residences and she often spends weekends there with her incontinent corgi pack (and equally incontinent Greek husband) and riding her beloved black pony, Dobbin.
Moreover, it attracts 1.36 million visitors each year - and is expected to be inundated with countless legions of brain dead celeb-fascinated punters and tourists – all wetting their pants to catch a glimpse of Prince Harry and Miss Mongol getting hitched.

Cllr Dudley's comments have been criticised by a local homeless charity manager, ex-DVLA driving examiner, Harry 'Airbags' McFubar – himself a rough-sleeper - who described them as 'sickening' and Dudley simply using the advent of the Royal Wedding as an excuse to execute a mass cull of the town's homeless.

"These denigratory festive season announcements are reminiscent of Joseph and Mary's travails in Bethlehem – and the 'no room at the inn' brush-off for homeless Jewish types."
"It's absolutely abhorrent that any fucker or their dog can hold these views in this day and age, especially the lead councillor of the borough and would be more appropriate for Mr Dudley and Windsor Council to get off their slack arses and find homes for these hapless, vagrant victims of a corrupt society – myself included."

"Us poor fuckers sleeping in shop doorways and bus shelters in this bollocks-freezing winter weather are not here by choice, but due the obvious fact that society has failed us. First light on Christmas Day morning there were 12 people laid out in Windsor High Street shop doorways – frozen solid – and not one of us had a visit from Santa."

In total accord with 'Airbags Harry', others took to the Twitter network to express dismay, with one pleading with Dudley to show some modicum of festive season “compassion.”
Que? WTF? Compassion? Some chance. As far as the fascist scum likes of Dudley are concerned 'compassion' equates with 'sympathy' – right there in the dictionary – between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.

Likewise, Home Sickterary, Amber Crudd, agreed with council leader Dudley, and urged the Windsor Plod Squad to tackle the issue before the St George's Chapel ceremony on May 19th - and ensure fresh accommodation – albeit temporary - was provided for homeless people – preferably at neighbouring HMP Bonzefield.

Conversely, on the bright side, Nasty Party Prime Minister Terry Mayhem has announced that pub opening hours will be extended to 01:00 am for the weekend of the royal wedding in May – a strategy expect to rake in an excess of £10 million nicker during the extra hours, according to Glenda McScrote, chief executive of the British Beer and Pissheads Association – who informed a media hack from the Shitfaced Review that "Foreign tourist visitors regard Broken Britain's pubs as a cultural icon – much the same as the scrounging Royal Family – so they all want to join in the celebration fever and swill down loads of Old Headbanger Special Brew and Bitch Thumper lager – then take selfies while throwing up all over the hapless sod stood next to them at the bar."

Ms. Meghan Mongol, whom is being widely referred to, by uncharitable persons, as a gold-digging cunt – has reputedly sparked early controversy by tweeting to her State-side cronies that "Gee n Wow - come May this year I'm gonna be a real Mrs Hewitt – Princess Meghan " – and has contracted the College of Arms to design her personal Saxe-Coburg und Gotha-Windsor-Hewitt-Markel heraldic symbology shield.

Now a Cinderella story fairytale ending would be for Harry to dump Meghan, go scouting round Windsor's parks n shop doorways after dark, then grab some homeless chick – or a 'TS person' – or even 'come out' and flaunt his latent ginger 'gay side' - proposition some down n out faggot and marry them instead.

On a more worrying and disturbing note, US President Donald Humpty-Trumpty has been making incessant unsolicited phone calls to Fuckingham Palace, demanding to speak to 'Liz' – to authorise a state visit invite for himself and his hangers-on entourage to attend May's royal wedding – or else the more at scent than substance US-UK 'special relationship' will be at risk.

Are you a victim of society – a vagrant unfortunate - and squatting in homeless-unfriendly Windsor area? Have you been invited to Harry n Meghan's wedding bash? Has Cllr Dudley threatened to have you evicted from your cosy charity shop doorway dossing spot?

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Thought for the day. We know who put the T in Britain, and have a pretty good ides who stuck the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe – but are still scouring for info' on what subversive, guilty tosser shit on top of Meghan's fectal-brown Christmas party hat.

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