Tuesday, 14 November 2017

Kensington's Posh Tosh Council Strikes Again

In today’s 'Insult to Injury' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our homeless media correspondent, Marty McScrote, manning the live news smartphone hotline from his all-weather winter quarters bivvy under a rhododendron bush on Kensington's Lancaster Green – right next to the burned-out shell of his previous Grenfell Tower squat - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Tory Nasty Party controlled Kensington Council bureaucraps have gone one step beyond the pale with their May 2018 local election campaigning – expediting a 'What Do Voters Think?' survey to get a finger on the proverbial pulse of the people - not so much that they give a flying fuck about anything the public think or say (which will make zero difference to political policy) but to give the taxpaying common herd sheeple a counterfeit sense the council 'care' about their opinions.

The questionnaire circulated by the moneybags Kensington branch of the Conservative Party was sent out to households in the Spendthrift ward - a wealthy neighbourhood of Kensington, asking for people's 1 to 10 point-scoring views on the fatal Grenfell Tower inferno - alongside such mundane issues as parking, dog poop scooping and dead cat recycling.

However, those affected by the Grenfell fire have criticised the gormless council survey as crass and offensive - asking residents for an assessment of how important the tragedy was to them – and rate the disaster alongside other local issues on a scale of '0 - not important at all' to '10 – a bit important'.

Labour MP David Lambchop, who is rumoured to have lost his main drug dealing contact in the fire, whinged to one gutter press hack from the Inferno Gazette that the Kensington Council election campaign crew must have their collective heads up their arses.

Dropped through letterboxes of the Nouveau Riche Ward in Kensington last Sunday, the survey leaflet was an attempt to build political support ahead of next year’s local elections for the controversial council.
Residents were asked to circle the number which represents how important to you and your family each of the following local issues were - starting with the Grenfell Tower fire and the knock on effects of the Rattletrack Crossrail 2 project construction cutting a house price devastating swathe through their back gardens.

Local Labour MP and shadow minister for racist comments, Ms Emma Bent Toad, took time off from kicking the shit out of a homeless Syrian refugee camped in a vacant shop doorway to pass her opinion to media hacks that "Obviously the first thing that comes to mind is the fact this stinks of Nasty Party gentrification and a deliberate arson attack."

"Really, it's all bollocks – a Hotpoint fridge-freezer gets on fire in Mr Mohammed al Patsy's kitchen, and the next thing it's set alight to the outside of the entire tower block? Something isn't right cos if that was the cause of the blaze, then why aren't Hotpoint issuing fire hazard warnings and recalling the 60,000-plus model FF175BP fridge-freezers smouldering away in people's homes across Broken Britain?
Why, cos MI5 and the Met knew there was an ISIS Jolly Jihad terrorist cell camped in a 5th floor flat and had set up a TATP high explosive and nano-thermite incendiary bomb-making plant - and their 'product' was being stored in the freezer but the TATP went 'critical'- and ka-boom!"

The Kensington and Chelsea Tory Party campaign activists responsible for composing and distributing the controversial and offensive election opinion survey leaflet have come under a sustained social networking attack for the crass and insensitive questions that asked residents to rate the importance of the Grenfell Tower tragedy upon their social, moral conscience – on a scale of nought to ten.

Seen today wearing a face like a window cleaner's wash leather and looking to be well behind in her Botox treatments, Kensington and Chelsea Council's intellectually-challenged leader, Lizzy Campbell, declined to comment on the election campaigning survey leaflet's inappropriate content - apart from a murmured 'nowt to do with me'.

Campbell, a councillor marked with a shitty track record, who held a senior role in the build-up and aftermath to the Grenfell tragedy, is as popular with Kensington residents as chemotherapy and if the tea leaf reader predictions prove correct, might just be set to follow in the 'footsteps of leadership failure' tracks of her disgraced egg-head predecessor, Nick 'Bat Ears' Padlock-Brown

Really, can these moronic dog wankers ever do anything right? (not that New / Old Labour – under the Bliarite crew or Corbyn's Trotskyite gang – or Vince Cable's Librarian- Dummercrats are any better).

However, a sample of the completed and returned 'survey questionnaires' provide fair insight as to what the more upscale residents of the elitist Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea are thinking.

Mrs Beatrix Snobb, of Kensington's exclusive Twatford Gardens, rated the fire a #10 – relating that "My children thought it better than Guy Fawkes Night – and on a par with a trip to the funfair's House of Horrors – what with all those darkie and gyppo immigrant types jumping out of windows and running around covered in flames and screaming their heads off. Jolly good show, Kensington Council – you have our vote next year."

Conversely her Parvenue Terraces hedge fund manager neighbour, Fellatia Slagg, commented "My kids were disappointed overall. Okay, the blaze was spectacular, but typical of anything Kensington Council put their hand to, the accompanying fireworks display was a dud - and no hot dog stand or marshmallows."

'Fuckwit Close resident Mrs Candida Ratpunzle, editor of Vulgarian magazine, treated the Kensington Council questionnaire with an equally negative response: 'Really, lighting the fire after midnight when my kiddies were in bed and fast asleep. It would have been better organised if the silly council jobsworths had scheduled the blaze for the weekend - preferably a Saturday night, when the children didn't need to get up for school the next morning.'

Thought for the day. Okay folks, a quickie survey – on a scale of 1 to 10 how do you rate the Tory Nasty Party? Hmmm, so it's anonymous then – a top score of sweet fuck all.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday, 10 November 2017

Shitty Priti Patel: Zionist Spy Axed

In today's ‘Tory Treason Party’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering political treachery news from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Oh, but a mere few days ago, Shitty Pritty Patel's future as international development secretary – or even a member of the Tory Party- was understood to be increasingly uncertain amid a row over her acts of self-interest conduct during visits to the rogue, apartheid state of Israel.

While Patel apologised for meeting with Israel's clinically insane PM Bobo Nuttyahoo last August - without informing the Foreign Office in advance – or post event – shit-stirring elements of the Labour Party smelled scandal and blood then started baying for an inquiry into whether Shitty Priti repeatedly breached the statutes of the ministerial code – much as Labour's untouchable war criminal Teflon Tony Bliar did when he declared war on Iraq based on a web of concocted 'dodgy dossier' lies.

The Biased Broadcasting Corp's political editor, 'Livid Laura' Kuntsberg recently voiced an unqualified personal opinion that Patel and her ministerial career were 'up shitcreek without a paddle' as fresh scandalous gossip regarding unofficial meetings was posted by insider snitches on the internet and Twitter networks.

The Gutter Press Association reported that No 10 had demanded Patel "come clean" over other covert meetings she had with Israeli politicians – a fact she's still trying to remain shtum over.

Patel had been under growing pressure since it emerged she held meetings with a series of senior Israeli government and anti-BDS campaign business figures while on a private lobbying vacation in Israel last August – with the only diplomats present being Israeli – albeit Shitty Priti has attempted to toss a mitigating spanner in the censorship works by claiming she was accompanied by dual nationality pro-Zionist Nasty Party peer, Lord Polecat - president of the Conservative Shills for Israel Club.

Patel was forced to correct the record last week over lying through her dental implants regarding the number of secret meetings she had attended with Israeli politicos - and questioned as to why the fuck the Foreign Office had not been forewarned about them.

She later admitted it had been wrong to suggest (lie) to a Daily Shitraker hack that Foreign Secretary Bonkers Boris Nonsense knew of the trip in advance - when he only learnt of it post-event - while actually reading a copy of the Shitraker.

Hmmm, all the hindsight pundit comments now emerge. Of course the Foreign Office were aware of WTF Shitty Priti was up to in Jewtopia – if not then MI6 wouldn't be doing their jobs of spying on the treacherous and unpatriotic antics of such sneaky, immigrant status shitbags.

Earlier in the week it emerged that upon her return from the rogue Zionist state, following covert discussions with the country's clinically insane leader, Bobo Nuttyahoo, Patel requested the Foreign Office to consider supporting 'humanitarian operations' (sic) conducted by the Israeli army in Syria's illegally-occupied Golan Heights - a request that was turned down as 'what the fuck?' inappropriate by civil service mandarins.

During a blatant House of Conmans damage control speech, Foreign Office gopher Alistair Burt opened gob before engaging brain, stating that - in his unqualified and equally uninformed opinion - Downing Street regarded the 'agent of an enemy state' accusations levelled against Patel as closed after Shitty Priti claimed – again falsely - (for fuck's sake, can this slut not tell the difference between a lie and the truth?) – she'd had her wrist smacked by PM Terry Mayhem and reminded of her obligations under the ministerial code.

Conversely, addressing the Slime Monster directly, Labour's shadow cabinet office minister Jon Boy Ricketty called on Mayhem to either direct her independent adviser on ministerial standards to investigate Patel's treasonous acts, or state publicly the reasons why Patel retained her confidence and had not been sacked.

"Not only did she not tell the Foreign Office directly, so far as I'm aware the British Embassy in Israel was also wholly unaware that this shit was going down behind their backs. It's not just a question of courtesy but one with a definite focus on subterfuge and political espionage."

Labour's Kate 'Dingbat' Cassowary added to Ricketty's condemnations, stating for the Hansard record that Patel's excuses and mitigations equated as a pick n mix bag of black and white lies, with the ministerial code being treated like shithouse paper – and further opined that she should do the decent thing and resign – and not slope off to Darkest Africa on some other money-grubbing scam until things cooled down at home.

Alistair Burt responded that Broken Britain's foreign policy had not changed as a result of Patel's private lobbying trip - and was still as fucked up as ever – with pro-Zionist Israeli lobbyists having more control over British political decisions and foreign policy than Parliament's MPs.

Answering charges that Patel was a low life Israeli agent provocateur for attempting to divert the UK's foreign aid budget to the Israeli army, Burt defended Patel's legitimate right to raise the matter – as such was within the context of providing medical help for Syrian rebels who could not get medical assistance in their own country – apart from a government body bag.

Though the truth of that story lies with the Israeli Haaretz gutter press tabloid who reported that during August she visited an Israeli military field hospital in the Golan Heights treating a pick n mix assemblage of Syrian rebels and head-chopping ISIS Caliphate crazies wounded in Russian air attacks.

Yet as Britain did not officially recognise Israel's illegal 1967 annexation of the Golan Heights – same as the rest of the world and the United Nations - it would be hard to convince UK taxpayers of the charitable act status of their money being squandered on healing Jolly Jihad terrorists.

However International Trade Secretary Liam Pox, interviewed on the Beeb's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr's Treachery Hour programme, stated it was not in any way forbidden for UK politicos to speak to the prime minister of another country without telling the foreign secretary – as he and his 'good friend' Adam Qwerty had done in a series of covert meetings with the racist Israeli regime – prior to them both getting a good bitch slapping and his own arse fired for the very same treasonous antics Shitty Priti Patel has been pulling.

Beeb correspondent Laura Kuntsberg claims Israel-based UK diplomats first became aware of Patel's lobbying visit in August when the Knesset opposition leader, O’chel Batachat, first tweeted about their meeting:
"Great to get together with Shitty Patel, Broken Britain's International Development Suckretary, today. A true Gujarati Hindu friend of Israel – and what an ass too."

Patel also held undisclosed meetings with business and political figures, including Rabbi Ja’akoff Weaselberg, leader of Israel's leftist off-centre Orlah Bris Milah Party – and on 18th September she met Israeli foreign ministry official, Yuval Rottenstein in New York.

Apart from a couple of covert Mossad 'flies on the wall' no other diplomats were present at these meetings, where Patel claims she was accompanied by an pro-Zionist peer, Lord Stewie Polecat of Scouse End.

More damning still is the fact she later met Israeli public security minister (Shin Beth) Shylock Scatbaum at a Westminster restaurant last September – where she discussed Bobo Nuttyahoo's (Israel's ruling Likit Party leader) visit to the UK, which took place last week to celebrate the centennial of the disgraceful Balfour Agreement – an infamous immoral act in which Britain gave away the sovereign state of Palestine to a Zionist crime syndicate.

But matters continued to fester, thanks to the nefarious shit stirring skills of opposition MPs, and reached a septic head this week when Patel was recalled from Africa to get her bony brown ass unceremoniously fired by Terry Mayhem for concocting her own version of British foreign policy on the hoof and the covert lobbying on behalf of the apartheid state of Israel.

However, after arriving at Downing Street after dark, sporting her customary smarmy, shit-eating grin; Shitty Priti managed to duck out of a total embarrassing 'You're fired!' confrontation by proffering an earlier composed letter of resignation – scribed across the dessert page of a Kenyan Scareways first class dinner menu – then did an exit stage left through No 10's back door, smirking like a Cheshire cat.

So, she was allowed to resign as opposed to being sacked? Makes no odds, as zero dignity attached to this escapade. Shitty Priti's an untrustworthy scrote – and not only a perfidious power to herself and insubordinate to the Nth Degree, but an incompetent 'not to be trusted' skanger.

And this is the immigrant progeny slut who stated for the public record that British workers are lazy twats. Hmmm, well, at least they are not lying bastard Zionist agents out to hand British taxpayers' money over to the crime state of Israel's military psychos.

WTF her Essex Withering constituency thinks of the two-faced traitorous bitch – fuck knows – having an acting agent for a foreign power representing them in Parliament? But stupidity has a gravitational field and attracts all manner of morons.

If I was in charge of the Cabinet Office tea n biscuit money I'd be doing a recount before Patel left the No10 building. Like all traitorous scum, she should be burned at the stake.

For the record, the main gist of Patel's resignation letter to the PM stated: "I will continue to undermine you and the government, but stand up for the Tory Nasty Party values of freedom, opportunity and aspiration – to fill our pockets and secure post-Parliament golden parachute private sector sinecures – and lobby away for the likes of Baron Rothshite's personal Israeli fiefdom - and other private enterprises - to boost our offshore tax haven nest eggs."

Bollocks to this exchange of mutual ego-massaging false sentiment resignation / acceptance letters besides, for history will not remember Priti Patel kindly.

She's a political pariah become – and no friend of the British public – when one considers she hired her 'three jobs' hubby, the nine foot tall Alexi Seesaw, on a £25,000 quid per annum salary to look after her office – sharpen pencils, change printer ink cartridges, brew coffee, stock the toilet with bog rolls – and feed the cat.

So chances are bald pate Alexi (is he Russian?) is out of this cushy job as Shitty Priti loses half her mega-bucks £141,505 salary – a £96,375 p/a cabinet minister pay cheque – and is left to struggle by on a meagre basic MP wage of £74,000 nicker (plus exorbitant expenses).

Typical Asian wheeler dealer antics – perhaps copy-catting the unscrupulous Keith Vazeline - doing private self-interest deals behind the government's back – and with such brazen hubris of her own untouchability she ignores the obvious fact that not only were MI6 watching her snidey tricks but also the Labour and Lib-Dum opposition moles – and Brussels EUSSR Mafia spies – all of whom have a hard on for hoofing Terry the Maybot out of office and forcing another general election – with the ordained end product a reversal of the Brexit process to keep Britain's current prefix of 'Broken' in position and our once sceptred isle under the continued control freak jackboot of the EUSSR Federation.

A closing condemnation of Patel came from Crispy Clunt, the incumbent Tory MP for Backgate, who confided to press hacks that the 45-year-old Patel had been accelerated into the top job due the fact she's Asian - and Posh Dave Scameron fancied 'a bit of brown flesh' (quite probably as a change from fucking pigs) – regardless of her being a 'bit of a dumb twat' - and lacking ministerial experience.

However, Nacho Zahawi - Conservative MP for the Lemon Kurd constituency, opined to the BBC Two's Newshite he believed some of the criticism facing Patel was down to the fact she was a pro-Brexit campaigner during the EUSSR referendum.
The Iraq-born Zahawi, waving a flag for his pro-Zionist pal Patel, stuck his scrawny neck out even further by declaring she was not having clandestine meetings with officials of the apartheid state of Israel and that the Foreign Office were aware of the meetings while she was in Israel.

Hmmm, WTF's the penalty for lying through your teeth to protect a fellow political scumster?

While Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, were touting top odds that Shylock Scumberg, MP for Zion-on-the-Wold, was the likely candidate to fill Patel's vacated cabinet slot and be next to squander taxpayer's money on medical treatment for Neo-Con / Zionist Islamic rebel terrorist proxies convalescing in the Golan Heights – instead we have the absolutely unknown Penny 'Who?' Mordaunt promoted to the cabinet as replacement International Development Secretary – but obviously a damn 'good egg' as she is a hard arsed Brexiteer.

Ms Morbid's website bio-data states she first became interested in politics after reading how much money could be made for insider lobbying in bribes and back-handers while visiting post-revolutionary Romania during her gap year, working as a ventriloquist's dummy.

Elected to the House of Conmans in 2010 she was charged with the Ministry for Gimps portfolio in the Department for Wanks and Pensions until her promotion - though the 44-year-old is probably best known outside Westminster for her appearance (alongside 'fellow' (sic) pre-op' transgender celebrity, Ms 'Muscles Mitch' Obama) on ITV's celebrity Splash! diving show to raise money for her boob job.

Mordaunt enthralled press hacks outside Parliament, reliving her moment of 'Tombstoning' blindfolded into the shallow end of a swimming pool on TV and freely admitted "it hurt like fuck" as she hit the bottom.

BBC political correspondent 'Tricky Vicki' Young said she thought the sexy Ms Mordaunt would be a popular appointment with the party's groper contingent – the ones who still prefer women as opposed to sex with dogs, sheep, corpses - and children.
While her Labour shadow opposite number, Kate Cassowary congratulated Mordaunt on her appointment, she added with a bitchy whisper – "Enjoy it while you can – I'll have your seat come the 2018 Spring general election."

But reality TV fun and games besides, as International Development Secretary, Ms Morbid will be in charge of giving away bundles of the UK's £13 billion quid foreign aid budget to Jolly Jihad Islamic State rebels convalescing from their Russian air raid inflicted injuries at Israeli medical centres in Syria's 'Stolen Heights'.

In other appointments on Thursday, Sarah Figg-Newton has been made a deputy assistant junior under-minister in the Department of Coal Sheds while Victoria Atkins was appointed Parliamentary Under Secretary for the Sanitary Disposal of Roadkill.

Oh dear, if this is the government of the day then it is not fit for purpose and an insult to the intelligence (sic) of the common herd tax-paying voters. We have seen better organised riots.
Can these incompetent bastards – Tory / Lib-Dum / Labour not keep their hands off women's genitalia (unless otherwise invited to maul), or embezzling sticky fingers out of the public purse, or refrain from molesting underage schoolchildren – or felching cuddy pet shop animals - or selling their worthless souls to foreign governments

Yet what is the point – they are all immoral abominations – regardless of their blue or red or piss-stained-yellow banners - cast from the same power-hungry, egocentric, self-serving, shekel-grasping scum mould – who have little thought nor empathy for the Third Estate once the winning ballot is accounted

Definition of the Tory Nast Party – a political assemblage (akin to Labour, the Lib-Dums – and 'the rest') who spoon feed society a diet of deception to camouflage their ill-deeds, incompetence and culture of vile corruption.

Let us not forget the curse of the dinosaurs – a breed of creatures who didn't read, nor were possessed of a critical, inquiring mind, nor studied history – and for those omissions they are collectively extinct.

Thought for the day. Ah well, so Shitty Priti got her bad ass sacked – but was allowed to resign with dignity. What guff. Though Israel's nutty Knesset will always have a place for her in their graft and corruption-ridden midst – assigned to the Mossad's Sayanim Squad - as a London-based political lobbyist – with a foot already square-set in Parliament as the Nasty Party's member for the Jewtopia constituency.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 8 November 2017

Great Satan: Who's First – NorKor or Iran?

In today’s ‘Apocalypse Christmas Special’ counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in war-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

Third World Saudi Arabia's power-hungry - and very impatient - monarch-in-waiting, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon Spread, has accused the Islamic Republic of Iran of being party to an act of direct military aggression against his backward Wahhabist kingdom - by supplying S-300 Shitstreak missiles to Yemen's Houthi mujahideen – to shoot down Saudi fighter jets involved in the indiscriminate bombing of civilian targets.

Just minutes before he was arrested on charges of graft and corruption by Crown Prince Salmon Salad's all-new Neekni Sahrawi anti-corruption committee police, Saudi's Defence Minister, Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, informed one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette "any further missile attacks will considered an act of war if Yemen's Saracen Scally rebels start fighting back against our superior Western-supplied armaments or Erik Black's Constellis Psycho Corp's foreign mercenary soldiers."

Last Saturday afternoon a Burger Hut 2H rocket was shot down close to the Saudi capital of Riyadh by an Israeli Black Cube-manned Patriot missile battery - while they totally missed another, which hit dead centre in the barracks of the 21st Armoured Segway Brigade, killing every fucker old enough to bleed.

In a typical display of its customary hypocrisy, the New York-based Human Rights Watch condemned the Houthi military's launch of an indiscriminate missile at the predominantly civilian King Khaled International Airport as an apparent war crime – wholly ignoring the trip hazard paradox that the Saudi Air Force are bombing Yemen's infrastructure back into a pre-Stone Age state and killing non-combatant civilians – specifically women and children – faster than the current war-related cholera epidemic and famine-related malnutrition factors combined.

The official Al-Khara Saudi press agency reported on Tuesday that during a Skype cam call with Prince Salmon Paste, the UK's bungling Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, had expressed his personal displeasure at the Houthi militias even possessing – let alone launching – ballistic missiles at Saudi-based targets, and affirmed Broken Britain's stand with the KSA in confronting the Yemeni rebels if they had the audacity to breach the Geneva Convention's Articles of War - and start 'fighting back' –guaranteeing to supply as many CBU-97 clusterfuck bombs and BAE Systems VLS Mk41 and APKWS (Advanced Precision Kill Weapon System) laser-guided missiles as Crown Prince Salmon Paté's dwindling oil funded treasury could afford.

While Crown Prince Salmon Mousse stressed his personal skewed belief that Iran's Shi'ite regime were involved with supplying missiles to the rebel Houthi militias - and considers this an act of direct military aggression by the Iranian regime against the KSA – to wit, an act of war – FS Boris Nonsense shied away from contacting Tehran's foreign minister, Mr Liwat ibn Himar, personally due his 'Cripes and Crikey, old chap' arrogant and demanding manner fubar during mano a mano phone call with him earlier in the week, which the Foreign Office claim has now been taken completely out of context and resulted in a British female journalist, Mrs Nazzy Zaghari-Ratbag, copping an extra five years hard labour added to her 'acts of subversion' prison sentence - due batshit Boris being rude and saying the 'wrong thing'.

Saudi Foreign Minister, Ghaban ibn Zamel, confided to the UK's Biased Broadcasting Corp correspondent, Harry 'Mad Dog' McNonce that Lebanon's Hezbollah movement, an Iranian proxy, was also involved - claiming "It was an Iranian missile launched by Hezbollah from territory occupied by the Houthi rebels in some part of Yemen we have not yet bombed to rubble. This is what destroyed Crown Prince Salmon Roe's personal 21st Armoured Segway Brigade bodyguard barracks."

Ibn Zamel added the missile was similar to one launched in July, which was shot down close to Mecca, and manufactured in Iran, disassembled and auctioned off on e-Bay, then smuggled into Yemen by either Fed-Ex next day delivery - or an Amazon door-to-door drone – where it was reassembled by hostage technicians from Radio Shack – originally contracted to maintain Hezbollah's Beirut-based super-fast broadband system.

Conversely, Iran has denied arming the Houthi rebel movement, which is fighting a Saudi-led coalition who want a return to power of Yemen's graft and corruption-ridden Western powers stooge government.

Tehran's Foreign Minister, Bala’a il A’air, spoke on Monday with one reporter from the Dingbats Review, and pontificated on the fact that Saudi Arabia – as a proxy stooge of ZioNazi Israel and the Great Satan – along with Bahrain, the UAE, Kuwait and Qatar - were engaged in waging wars of aggression and regional bullying against Iraq, Syria and Yemen – which posed a threat to the Gulf region and entire Middle East – and whose only end game beneficiary would be Tel Aviv and their insidious Greater Israel agenda.

In response to the 21st Armoured Segway Brigade barracks attack, Crown Prince Salmon Dip pronounced, on behalf of the Saudi-led coalition, a punitive military-enforced closure of all Yemeni land, air and sea ports - but from the kindness of his black heart, stated humanitarian aid could continue to enter under strict vetting procedures. While all food and medical aid donations would remain blocked, supplies of corrugated iron, electric lawn mowers, rat traps, sun block lotion and chimney pots would be allowed.

For the critical reader's eye – an excess of 8,600 innocent civilians – 60% of them women n kids – have been snuffed - and a further 49,960 headcount injured in air strikes and fighting on the ground since this evil Saudi-led coalition stuck its nose into Yemen's civil war in March 2015.

The conflict has left 20.7 million people in need of humanitarian assistance, created the world's largest food security emergency, and led to a cholera outbreak affecting 902,000 victims still shitting razor blades - and caused 2,191 fatalities.

Hmmm, while Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon Terrine currently has his pointy head quite far up his proverbial egocentric arse, one must realise the wanker is batshit bonkers – like the rest of this long line of genetically-inferior, empathy-deficient, intellectually-challenged inbred raghead retards – from Ibn Saud to the present dynasty - all stellar examples of the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome.

Okay, so that's Iran – and by black propaganda association - Hezbollah (get with the programme, plus Lebanon by association) – back-stabbed and topping the Zionist Neo-Con hit list for the next in line Soros-funded colour revolution regime changes.

That is, if President Donald Chump doesn't get a change of heart while engaged in his current ego-massaging Grand Asian tour and decide to over-ride HR McMasters and Mad Dog Mattis' Neo-Con agenda schedule and go for the non-compliant Kim Jong-un and his nuke-armed NorKor power base first.

Speaking at a press conference alongside his South Korean counterpart Mr Moon Jae-out in Seoul – the second and perhaps most symbolic pit stop on his five-nation Grand Asian tour, President Chump fired off a pedantic tweet to North Korea's Kim Jong-un to 'come to the table' and discuss giving up his nuclear weapons – an offer Bad Haircut Kim tweeted back 'Okay – will give up mine when Great Satan gives up its nukes too'.

Obviously not too happy with the reply, the dipshit Chump resorted to his customary unnecessary and incendiary bully boy rhetoric, stating for the public record he hoped to Gawd he did not have to launch a US military strike against Pyongyang – (and see his 'first ashore' Marines get barbequed by a NorKor tactical nuke?)

Obviously the shit-for-brains Chump is ready to repeat one of the most repugnant mistakes in political history – with a pre-emptory nuclear strike on another sovereign nation – as per the empathy-deficient US psychos were the first to do - 'twice' - to Japan in 1945.

For all the armchair military strategists, how the fuck would a hot zone conflict with North Korea unfold? Easy – just like the last time (1950-1953) - a fucking great mess of bodies and fucked up infrastructure on both sides.

So, what the fuck are we to make of this Neo-Con Military-Industrial-Bankster cabal stooge – President Donald Chump?

The 'Donald' might well be the principal property owner of Britain's Trumpton metropolitan area – which also encompasses the townships of Camberwick Green and Chigley – and owns golf courses all over nonce-friendly bonny Scotland – and be the obnoxious owner of a wallet stuffed with what banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money' - but being 'moneybags rich' has sweet fuck all to do with being smart – or 'Presidential material'.

It just takes a sneak-bully mindset – and a few zillion bucks of Daddy Fred Chump's money' – unlike son Donald, a self-made man (with the middle name of 'Christ').
Just look at the Rothshite n Rockefeller clans – pigshit-thick, moronic tosspots – whom some uncharitable person might refer to as a bunch of cunts – and the same as Chump – responsible for socio-political entropy and upheaval – an incidence of chaos we ponder if caused accidentally by bungling jobsworth beaurocrats – but know for a fact is the purposeful and engineered design of the egocentric psychotic elite who comprise the ruling element of the 0.01% Them n 99.9% Us equation.

Many in South Korea were hoping President Chump would engage brain before opening his big gob and refrain from his customary threats against North Korea, which many regard as unnecessary and simply set to annoy the NorKor leadership – and are counting the hours until Chump and his entourage piss off on the next stage of their tour - to China, Vietnam and lastly the Republic of the Philistines – where Chump might well be confronted with an equally fiery Mexican standoff dialogue by the 7,100 island nation's homicidal gun-slinging maniac of a President - Rodrigo 'Duterte Harry'.

Thought for the day. Zionist stooge Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon Dip has engaged the KSA (and Gulf states coalition) in a conflict with Yemen they ain't gonna win.

As to the Chump – (promoting Western hegemony, domination and - wherever the writ of the West is resisted or contested – a spot of regime change) and his belligerent "I'm right n you're wrong' gun boat diplomacy aimed at Iran and the NorKor's – Beware!

Cos once either of those theatres of conflict drops any semblance of a diplomacy narrative facade for the military option and 'goes hot' then Russia and China will be involved and the Great Satan's hypocrisy-ridden Land of the Free control freak police state forced to back down as Iran, Hezbollah and Syria's Alawite regime return the rogue apartheid state of Israel to Palestinian rule – under the elected aegis of a Hamas government.

Okay, today's quiz: Describe the Chump-instigated North Korea comply-or-else crisis in 3 words – 'a fuck up'.

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Sunday, 5 November 2017

Pecksniffian Prat Preaches Hypocrisy Sermon

In this Sunday's ‘We Are Not Amused’ malignant monarchy exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Speaking at a gala event in London, Prince Bald Willy Saxe-Coburg-Gotha – aka the Duck of Cambridge – aka Wing Commander William Windsor – (no shit, this guy's got more fucking aliases than a 36-year old Muslim 'child refugee' from Calais' Jungle Camp turning up at the Dover immigration desk with a forged birth certificate) - informed a pick n mix audience of elitist tosspots and dog wankers that Broken Britain's rapidly increasing population is putting enormous pressure on the survival of animal species – principally the grouse, pheasant and fox communities.

As royal patron of the Pondscum Trust, Willy Wanka addressed the Masonic Pederast Society dinner assembly at the City Square Mile's Catamite Hall last Thursday night with a call to develop an urgently required strategy to prevent further human habitation encroachment on these specific animal species environments.

"In my lifetime, we have seen global wildlife numbers decline by over half in Third World dumps such as Africa and Asia – where the useless eater populations are predicted to more than double by 2050 – a staggering increase of three and a half million people per month who are decimating the elephant herds - and tigers – and hippos and rhinos - to feed their burgeoning numbers of hungry mouth families. Same as what happened to the Dodo – suffered an extinction level event - just because they were so fat they couldn't fly, and tasted nice and good to eat."

Bald Willy's calls echo those of his Greek Nazi sympathiser grand-dad, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros, the Duck of Edinburgh, who in 2011 suggested a policy of enforced family limitation (chemical castration / ligation) to tackle overpopulation - which he billed as the biggest challenge to conservation of the planet's Royal Hunting Grounds – and publicly declared his personal wish to be reincarnated as a deadly virus and wipe out whoever his pompous mindset considered 'inferior races'.

To wit, we are thereby prompted to pose the question: is Bald Willy's brazen hubris diatribe just plain n simple shit-for-brains low intelligence based - or more of a blatant example of selective memory ignorance - reinforced by unqualified arrogance and a side order of hypocrisy - when we have him and his 'royal brood mare' missus, Gypsy Kate (Bun in the Oven) Middleclass, breeding kids as fast as any Third World family with no telly to watch n distract from another night of sans contraception 'family planting' sex?

Plus the duplicity of even daring to mention the world's dwindling wild animal stocks or how an overpopulated planet threatens animal species - when Grand-dad Stavros and his own ginger mingin royal cuckoo brother, Prince Harry de Hewitt, go off on homicidal Kill-a-Thon safaris in Third World Africa, butchering any fucking thing in sight.

These self-righteous Royals and their snob-nobility panjandrum pals – all possessed with an exaggerated sense of entitlement – are enough to make a pig spew.

And let's not be blind-sided by Willy's righteous bullshit by overlooking the proclivity of the Royal reptile clan – led or attended by Queen Granny - for slaughtering flocks of driven grouse and pheasant at their Balmoral and Sandringham estates – and hunting down Basil Brush's defenceless mates with packs of hounds, then tearing them to pieces for - 'ha-ha' - fun. Pastimes the titled and privilege-abusing aristocrapsy refer to as 'sport'.

Okay, did some dumb twat assigned to the Royal Moron Watch permit Willy to write this little speech himself – wherein he once again failed to engage brain before opening gob?
This pedantic fuckwit is so far dislocated from the cold, harsh reality of the world – with head so far up his own arse – like the rest of his royal parasite ilk – it's a fucking wonder he can breathe.

If it's down to an act of global scale mass population cull 'euthanasia' to protect the planet and wildlife species, then let's start with the useless-eating royal retards and their slack-jawed inbred mutant progeny – career scroungers, sponging zillions of quid per annum off the taxpayers' purse as their Sovereign Grant entitlement - while elderly pensioners and the disabled – who've collectively never been invited to a 'Glorious Sixth' Sandringham Royal Shoot - ponder on 'what's next' this winter – feed the electric meter to keep warm - or go hungry all week – or commit suicide?

Now for the hypocrisy paradox. During a March 2016 ITV interview to promote measures to halt the illegal slaughter of wild animals, Bald Willy came out in defence of trophy hunting - describing the practice as 'a justifiable means of conserving species that are under serious threat'.

Willy's skewed rationality advocating this unpalatable and deeply disturbing cruel and blood-thirsty pastime – which caters solely to wealthy sadists with the big bucks to pay for a licence to murder African big game animals - is one of wildlife management that promotes conservation of the species.

Thought for the day. Ignore Bald Willy's plagiarised and recycled fear-mongering / faux science euthanasia spiel that 'there's too many humans for the Earth to support'.

The Earth / Terra / Mother Nature / Gaia is a living, breathing organism of immense longevity who has seen all manner of species evolve and become extinct over the stretch of her billions of years life to date – and she'll do the same and pull the plug on humanity when the time's right – and there's be no Them n Us discrimination aspect to it - we'll all be gone – rabid royals and New World Order Neo-Con elitist scum included – no matter how remote or deep they locate their 'stocked for a century' apocalypse bunkers.

And now, the rabid Royal Family parasite gang's 'in yer face' photo-shoot hypocrisy links:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560871/Crackshot-Harry-buffalo-killer-Picture-emerges-princes-call-protect-wildlife.html

https://www.aol.co.uk/travel/2014/02/08/prince-william-hunting-trip-spain-one-day-before-wildlife-campaign/

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/being-reasonable-prince-william-advocating-extreme-violence-cruise

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/7035677/Prince-William-shooting-skills-shown-off-in-Sydney.html

https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1600&bih=807&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=k77-Wda-Nof2aJuTtbAM&q=prince+charles+foxhunting&oq=prince+charles+foxhunting&gs_l=psy-ab.3...50271.57868.0.59120.19.17.0.0.0.0.123.958.15j1.16.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..4.7.507...0j0i8i13i30k1j0i10k1j0i13k1.0.CJtKSKs0Gys#imgrc=GPmuNWdK4q8yKM:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=h7f-WcSXKYzZafLDo-gM&q=prince+philip+shooting&oq=prince+philip+shooting&gs_l=psy-ab.3...308305.313551.0.313905.17.17.0.0.0.0.206.1097.16j0j1.17.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.7.459...0j0i30k1j0i24k1j0i10i30k1j0i67k1j0i10k1j0i8i30k1j0i10i24k1.0.io5SyDCQWDY#imgrc=y6q0vcu4y61-AM:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=h7f-WcSXKYzZafLDo-gM&q=prince+philip+shooting&oq=prince+philip+shooting&gs_l=psy-ab.3...308305.313551.0.313905.17.17.0.0.0.0.206.1097.16j0j1.17.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.7.459...0j0i30k1j0i24k1j0i10i30k1j0i67k1j0i10k1j0i8i30k1j0i10i24k1.0.io5SyDCQWDY#imgrc=t8-7uIgIz1lKJM:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1600&bih=807&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=Nr_-WabjEcKja5mcrsAM&q=prince+philip+shooting+pheasants&oq=prince+philip+shooting+pheasants&gs_l=psy-ab.3...46308.57129.0.57388.28.28.0.0.0.0.69.1307.27.27.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..1.5.288...0j0i67k1j0i10k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1j0i10i24k1.0.3oA0id5RecM#imgrc=0DS-0d70PyCOMM:

http://www.express.co.uk/pictures/pics/2988/Big-Game-hunters-lion-giraffe-killers-pictures/The-future-King-Edward-VIII-and-his-entourage-pose-with-a-dead-tiger-during-his-Indian-tour-in-1921-66357

https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=YLX-Wd_HJsS9abPas6gM&q=prince+philip+on+safari&oq=prince+philip+on+safari&gs_l=psy-ab.3...53177.61717.0.62063.47.29.0.0.0.0.105.1762.28j1.29.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..27.13.832...0j0i67k1j0i10i30k1j0i30k1j0i24k1.0.cpmWCYjakkU#imgrc=299yblv_QjuxdM:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3539164/Welcome-Land-Thunder-Dragon-Duke-Duchess-Cambridge-arrive-Bhutan-ahead-meeting-King-Queen-dubbed-William-Kate-Orient.html

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 2 November 2017

Pestminster Gropers Dropping Like Ninepins

In today’s ‘Government Gropers’ Brexit mess distraction exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Tory Nasty Party's Prime Munster, Terrible Terry Mayhem, has initiated a sideways promotional cabinet mini-reshuffle following Defencless Secretary Michael 'Flabby' Fallon's ritual seppuku resignation – he becoming the second Pestminster politico (so far) to shit kittens and quit in the wake of recently-revealed accusations of sexual harassment in the House of Conmans - following in the footsteps of Upper House of Frauds cross-dressing peer, Lord Manny Fatberg of Sewers End, who hung up his Vermin in Ermine red and white stoat coat last week and left Parliament in handcuffs, accompanied by Met Plod Squad detectives after being caught 'in flagrante delicto' buggering Baroness Boothroyd's pet Shih Tzu lapdog.

Fallon opined to one gutter press hack from the Groper's Gazette that what was never really acceptable even ten or fifteen years ago – (when women were regarded as underpaid second class citizens and the chauvinist alpha male mantra of the day regarding their collective existence was one of 'keep 'em well fucked an' poorly shod') - is clearly even less acceptable in today's climate of feminist egalitarianism and political correctness - where one is forbidden to say 'Booo!' to a goose - or call a spade 'a spade' (or a shovel) but rather refer to such as a HSE-approved digging utensil.

Of course this psy-op' scam not only takes the common herd public's eye off the Brexit negotiations fubar but also distracts from the Met Plod Squad's joke of a VIP (Very Important Paedophile) investigation who to date have 'sort of' pointed the fickle finger of fate at a couple of dead ex-politicos but with nary a single arrest of a living royal or House of Conmans / Frauds kiddie fiddling molester – or their establishment facilitator / apologist stooge brigade – or the named abusers complicit in the Dirty Dearman / Hampstead Satanist child sex coven.

So Fallon's gone the way of the iconic (and very tasty) Dodo – and can now join his second rate ex-cabinet political pariah onanist pals on the back benches - who were all slapped with a £67,505 nicker pay cut – and now struggle to survive on a mere £74,000 quid pittance MP's salary.

The gospel according to the Biased Broadcasting Corp's political hack, Laura Kuntsberg, claims that Nasty Party Chief Whip, Gavin 'Spider Boy' Williamson - (a toxic personage so reviled around Worstminster that MP's hide around corners and in cupboards to avoid the prick) - has been appointed to fill Flabby Fallon's size 5 Hush Puppies.

Williamson - a North Yorkshire nobody who came into Parliamentary prominence after scaring Labour MP, Little Miss Muffett, into a comatose state of anxiety by dangling a Pound Shop rubber tarantula on her shoulder during a House of Conmans debate and making sure she missed the vote - was appointed chief whip in July, after previously serving as ex-PM Posh Dave Scameron's personal pig sex pimp.

Que? WTF is going down? We've seen better organised riots, as this tosser's got even less idea on matters of defence than the flabby Fallon – (who at least did a stint of national service in the Army's 21st Armoured Segway Regiment) - having never served in the military or arms industry – and doesn't know one end of a BAE Systems kiddie-crippling cluster bomb from the other.

Yet Maybot's promoted the lackey scumbag to sign off on selling all manner of oppressive policing (sic) equipment to the despotic likes of Bahrain and Saudi Arabia to suppress and torture their own home ground brand of radical opposition political / sectarian activists – and indiscriminately bomb the hapless Arab Muslim non-combatant civilian population of Yemen back into a state of pre-Stone Age existence?

This Williamson creature is the type of dirty deviant who goes off for long night-time walks on the Yorkshire moors and comes back smelling of wet sheep – hence is ideal grist for the Parliamentary mill – plus being true blue flunky material and one of Terry Mayhem's trusted gopher favourites – plus a self-declared virulent anti Boris Johnson antagonist who led the faction-ridden Nasty Party's 'Let's Get Bonkers Boris' gang – a cabal of back-stabbing scumsters formed to highlight the ex-London Mayor's class act record of high jinx buffoonery and block any attempt by Boris to grab the Tory party leadership on the occasion of the useless Scameron resigning – and ensure the bid by his useless post-menopausal co-runner, Mrs Maybot, was a guaranteed success.

Posh Dave Scameron proposed 'Cronus' Williamson's name in his 2016 Prime Minister's Resignation Honours list, with 'Spidey' getting appointed a Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) for exemplary political and pubic service – specifically his chief whip role of lashing recalcitrant MPs into line with his sjambok - or coercing them for their past sins (shirt-lifting / pederasty / necrophilia / felching) via the tried and tested Three B's method – Bribery, Blackmail and Bludgeons.

Yet another of Terry Maybot's sycophantic 'Yes Ma'am' arse-lickers slithers effortlessly into Williams' vacated post of Chief Enforcer - the smarmy bastard Nonceland-born, botox-deficient, shape-shifting 'Julian the Hooligan' Smith, incumbent Tory MP for Skipping Rope & Ripoffs – who displayed his best shit-eating grin for news media cameramen as he donned Williamson's cast-off Party Flaggelator coat and brandished the official cat of nine tails over the exposed buttocks of erring Tory MP's.

To complement the public record, the Klingon-featured Smith is an IQ-deficient Mensa reject moron and all-round dog wanker who, in a hysterical moment of egocentric angst, attempted to get the Met's Plod Squad to arrest the editor of the Guardian news rag on acts of treason, for - in Smith's unqualified opinion – the mishandling of criminal status intelligence materials leaked by super hero whistle-blower Eddie Snowden – a 'breaches national security protocols' brickbat the Guardian tossed straight back at the hypocrisy-ridden scrote for posting selfies of his toxic mug on his narcissistic website, posing like an utter twat alongside UK military personnel.

Hmmm, one cogitates on the nefarious actions of Williamson and Smith - for there's zero positive future career promotion prospects for either - hanging onto the useless Maybot's skirt tails - as she's well overdue for the not fit for purpose politico's scrapheap – with perhaps Bonkers Boris or the Magnificent Mogg destined to lead and restore confidence in the Tory Party and boost its flagging fortunes with some rare Earth element of credibility – starting with a 'fuck Brussels' no deal / hard case approach to the floundering EUSSR Brexit negotiations.

What a flucking shambles for a political party (sic). If this was a City business corporation headed by Terrible Terry Mayhem and the board of directors composed of duffers and wankers as per her cabinet crew, then the stock price would be minus fuck all and the company in the hands of the bankruptcy receiver.

Thought for the day. Okay, one for our global conspiracy theorists who were quick off the mark to spot the 'hypocrisy rules' aspect to this blog's content. Fallon unwisely sought the counsel of Terry Mayhem viz the media's vacuous 'knee-groping' accusations and she instructed him to have a chat with the party's whips – specifically Williams & Smith – viz the best course of damage control action - who recommended he do the 'right thing' - and resign (and make way for their promotions).

Yet for all intents and purposes regarding the likelihood of slander n libel suits being issued, the sordid Pestminster sex scandalabera tales are – as far as unsubstantiated rumours are concerned - true blue – with Ken 'Boy Groper' Clarke being questioned by the Met's Plods after being caught on CCTV fingering a guinea pig's bum in a Croydon pet shop – and an investigation underway that Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers behaved 'inappropriately' by grooming a 19-year old Serbian waiter in the House of Frauds Stranglers Bar, with the enticement of a free ticket to Hollywood and starring in the Sodomite Brothers latest gay sex snuff movie.

The Damoclean sword of potential Parliamentary suspension hangs over arch-Brexit Remainiac and Tory MP for Old Scrotum, Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton, following the publication of gutter press red top tabloid reports that he sent a text to Brexit negotiations trouble-maker Gina Miller, requesting she 'come over' to his Chelsea flat one evening for a mutual session of 'water sports' – and give him a golden shower.

A friend of my cousin's Auntie - who can't be named for legal reasons (Chlamydia) - was a mere 13 year old Barnes care home orphan just starting to grow hair she could sit on when gang raped by a coterie of dirty deviant Magic Circle Freemasons comprised of MPs, Lecherous Lords and BBC DJ pervs - and their celebrity Hollywood pals Harvey Fatberger and Kevin Spaceship - at Dolphin Square - who collectively subjected she - and other star-crossed pre-pubescent kiddies of both sexes - to an all-night three hole bonking session while 30-stone Cyril 'The Cellulite Kid' Smith reclined on an industrial strength sofa with a schoolboy handcuffed to each wrist and bummed first one then the other into a screaming mess of hysterical jello – to be put out of their misery by the Liberal Party's child strangler–in-chief and canine assassin, Jeremy Gorpe - while a couple of 2nd degree Masonic Met Plod Squad thugs guarded the front door.

Yet WTF can we expect from the green bench rank and file when the Tory Nasty Party's ex-leader - PM Posh Dave Scameron - has a fetish for copping blow jobs off pigs rather than his coke-snorting missus, Snowy Sam – a dirty deviant perv' pleasure he picked up while at Oxford and a member of the Bullingdon Vandals Club.

Fer fuck's sake, we have a House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds sexual abuse collective who jointly qualify as suitable cases for treatment. Chemical castration therapy perhaps – or go for the 'real deal' full emasculation job to keep their sticky paws off female staff – and visiting Parliament tours schoolkids?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sunday, 29 October 2017

Insanity Contagious: World Gone Mad

In today’s shocking ‘Global Bonkers Pandemic’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'gone ga-ga' gossip from our embedded loony reporter, 'Lobotomy Les' McDuffer, manning the live news Skype webcam hotline from inside the Bedlam Asylum for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Deep State agents of the good ole US of A – under the IQ-deficient aegis of President Donald Chump – have released their latest tantalising DARPA-developed Weapon of Mass Distraction - Batch #1 of the heavily edited / redacted JFK Assassination Papers – to keep canny Yanks with a couple of common sense brain cells still achieving telemetry (along with a legion of like-minded conspiracy-orientated foreign busybodies) from poking their curious noses further into the Las Vegas 'lone gunman' random target shot-a-thon travesty that witnesses, survivors and first responders alike swear – (on threat of confiscation of their Obama Care ill-health cards) – involved multiple shooters and definitely not a hapless, senile gambling addict who was selected by dark forces as ideal patsy material.

So, WTF do these long-buried documents reveal that we didn't already know? Sweet fuck all regarding which of the multiple snipers was assigned the forward-facing Grassy Knoll 'kill zone' shooting spot.

A single piece of pro-confusion data claims CIA deputy director James 'Jesus' Angleton – a class act wanker and Mil-Ind cabal stooge in his own right – called a Brit-based Cambridge Evening News hack from his Langley, Virginia office phone a half hour prior to the Dealey Plaza shootings – offering a tip that the hack should call the American Embassy in London - immediately, if not sooner - 'to claim first rights on a real big news scoop' - 25 minutes before John F. Kennedy was shot dead and Texas Governor co-passenger John Connally wounded - with a hail of 'magic bullets' by assassins unknown – then and now.

Alas, CIA incompetence strikes yet again – as the purported smarty pants Angleton, while placing his timely call in accordance with the assassination plot schedule, somehow overlooked the fact that Virginia (Eastern Time Zone) is one hour ahead of Texas' Central Time Zone.

To add further insult to the injury viz the common herd's collective intelligence on the 23/10/1963 – the New Zealand's Christchurch Star gutter press news sheet carried the front page story of JFK's assassination 'and' the identity of the lone gunman shooter – Lee Harvey Patsy – several hours before the event occurred. No shit – these International Date Line time zone thingies are a real pain to get one's head round too – even for the CIA smart asses.

Hmmm, the roots of coincidence n synchronicity defy the parameters of clairvoyance and credibility yet again. Same as the Israeli / Neo-Con Mil-Ind cabal's 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks on the NY WTC Towers, the Pentagon - and an innocent bystander field in Wanksville, Pennsylvania (home to Dracula's Quaker cousins).

And let's not allow selective memory or encroaching Alzheimer's to overlook the occasion of the BBC's ginger mingin psychic media hack, 'Gypsy Jane' Standley, reporting WTC 7 being 'pulled' a half hour before the 'controlled demolition collapse' event – with Building 7 clearly visible and still standing undamaged – in the background camera shot over her left shoulder.

Okay, WTF is next on the raving bonkers hit list to drag over the coals?

Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Nasty Party Defence Minister, Michael 'Flabby' Fallon, has urged MPs to stop criticising the barbaric Third World Kingdom of Saudi Arabia - in the interests of securing the sale of military fighter jets (and affiliated 'go-bang' ordnance) – much needed in the never-ending campaign to bomb their hapless – and defenceless – Yemeni neighbours into total extinction.

The utterly dense defence secretary was giving evidence to the House of Conmans Warmonger Committee, where he was repeatedly badgered by one embedded BAE Systems lobbyist as to why the mega-£££-zillions deal to flog his company's Typhoon fighter jets to Saudi Arabia had not yet been signed – which the moronic Fallon blamed on British and international human rights and wrongs activists campaigning against the deal and directing a barrage of sharp criticism at the empathy-deficient Saudi government – an act which has been rightly applauded by certain subversive (moral conscience) elements in Parliament.

We return once again to the good ole Land of the Free (sic) United States of the Great Satan (aka Israel's Bitch) – with the Chump administration's chronically-rabid Defence Secretary, Jimbo 'Mad Dog' Mattis, informing one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that he personally – and too his Agent Orange boss in the Oval Office - would ever accept the reality of a nuclear-armed North Korea – especially so under the leadership of a man with a worse haircut than President Donald Tweet.

Mad Dog took pains to warn the Pyongyang hierarchy that the NorKor military machine was no match for the Great Satan / South Korean alliance, and his personal brand of gunboat diplomacy was most effective when backed by a pre-emptive display of military force.

Hmmm, hypocrisy – or chutzpah – (take yer pick) – beyond borders. Mattis n the US of A will never accept the reality of a nuclear-armed North Korea – whereas the rest of hapless humanity have to accept the very scary reality of the Great Satan and her Israeli pals being armed with all manner of strategic and tactical dial-a-yield, micro suitcase sized and EMP-specific – and neutron blast nuclear weapons – with the US the only nation ever to use these in a military aggressive manner – Hiroshima / Nagasaki – just to see WTF damage they could do to a civilian target.

And let's not forget the legion of nuke tests that toxified the South Pacific environment with test after test of evolving design thermo-nukes – and too the myriad airborne detonations – and those in the continental US / Nevada with hapless Army GIs sat around the perimeter edges of the blast zones – sans radiation protection kit.

The go-getting Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Bag Salmon Spread, appears to be taking a page from ex-Sino Chairman Meow's Little Red Book of Daft Ideas – announcing his daring 'great leap forward' project to launch the Dark Ages kingdom's current cultural / socio-political model head first into the 21st Century.

Prince Salmon Spread unveiled this week a $500 zillion bucks wet dream - his personal Agenda 2030 vision of fundamentally diversifying Saudi's oil-dependent economy – by constructing the 26,500 square kilometre mega-whopping Neom City to be sited at the entrance of the Gulf of Aqaba – enjoining the borders of Egypt, Jordan and Isra-Hell.
The technologically advanced 'smart city' will have its own autonomous administration and be free from anything so traditionally boring as severely restrictive Sharia Law and Wahhabi socio-cultural regulations.

The Crown Prince privately confided to Western press hacks that once his doddering old man croaked and he was invested as King he intended to deal a swift blow to the wannabe ambitions of his scores of step-brothers and the money-grubbing legion of scrounging princes - along with all Wahhabist extremist ideologies - and return Saudi to the observance of moderate Islam – where pretty much anything goes.

Wow, n no shit, Sherlock – it all sounds too good to be true. But Prince Salmon Spread's got some catching up to do – to even draw close to the socio-political backward culture likes of the UAE - where skinny dipping in the tropical warm waters of the Gulf or a quick shag on the beach can get a bloke and his poke tossed in jail forever – with zero time off for good behaviour.

Oh yes, under the auspices of this forward-focusing Crown Prince, not only will women be permitted to drive cars in the coming year (2018 for us – still 1440 – some 578 years behind - for the star-crossed Saudis).

But be discouraged not, for Saudi Arabia has become the first country to grant citizenship to a robot. The lucky AI 'all-woman' humanoid device is Neekni Sahrawi, who (no shit) was designed to look like Audrey Hepburn - wearing a burka - and revealed to a cacophony of wolf whistles at a Future Investment Initiative in Riyadh last Wednesday.

Ms Neekni Sahrawi is the creation of Hong Kong based Hands-On Robotics, who have gained a certain undesirable notoriety for the design and mass market production of their paedophile-friendly robotic 'kiddie molester' child sized models (in both sexes) that can scream in a choice of thirty pre-programmable languages when groped, forced to perform fellatio, bonked and / or sodomised.

Unconfirmed rumours abound that Hands-On is producing a line of robot sex toy goat and micro-camel models specifically for the Arab Gulf market – just like the real thing to enjoy in the privacy of your 'man-tent' around the oasis at night.

Well, good luck on these stick-yer-neck-out ventures, Prince Salmon-Spread – especially with regard to the negative extremist ideology reactions of the ultra-conservative Wahhabist Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice - and their Sharia Law-enforcing Mutaween religion Plod Squad.
Personally I'll be keeping well clear of the KSA when the proverbial shit hits the fan and a deep state 'do or die' conflict takes off between the monarchic and clerical factions.

The control freak political correctness monster rears its ugly head yet again in the global mass media viz 'transgender' issues – with kids so young they haven't yet evolved the cognitive skills to work out where babies really come from – or if lil' girls will eventually grow a willy - and are being tempted by sinister Satanic New World Order forces to choose if they want to keep their willy or wee snatch – or opt for becoming the opposite sex with a regular dosing of synthetic puberty-blocking hormones.

Believe me boys – tits are not a thing you want – and for the girly demographic – you will not be comfy with a pair of dangling bollocks. Just be happy with what yer got.

The rogue crime state of Israel scores – as ever - a top notch rating on the global insanity scale - in defiance of 40-odd UN Security Council resolutions and 100 plus General Assembly resolutions – along with censorious International Court of Justice rulings - and smearing every critic and their dog with the customary anti-Semitic / Holohoax denier broad brush to justify the illegal settlements programme in the military occupied West Bank of Palestine – and the IDF's barbaric siege of the population of the Gaza Strip enclave behind this abominable Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.

And now, to toss another 'fuck off, eat shit and die' we-don't-care finger at the world, these Zionist thug-bully arseholes intend to celebrate the centennial of Arthur Balfour signing his infamous 'Declaration' – throwing Empire's Day Britain's endorsement behind the theft of Palestine by a horde of unwashed foul and foreign Khazar Ashkenazi immigrants escaping the vile ghettos of Europe and Russia.

Perhaps time to apply hindsight and finally reflect back on the speech the Zionist lobby claim JFK never made – er – the one that got him killed: "One day after I am long gone, you will remember me and say, we should have stopped the nuclear program of Israel, abolished the Federal Reserve and kicked all secret societies, occultists, usurpers and Zionists out of our wonderful country, to keep it that way, but it is never too late, just remember that."

Back on the European mainland, no more shall the shout of 'Viva España' be heard voice by the mad cat Catalans - whose recent independence referendum gesture based on Emile Durkheim's theory of deviancy – (a blatant middle finger tossed at the 'democratic right repressive' control freak state apparatus) - went down like a proverbial lead balloon.

As the dust settles in the aftermath of the referendum violence visited on the innocent civilian heads of Catalan voters by the barbaric Guardia Civil thugs imported from Seville, the restive region's political leader, Carles Podgymonk has been unceremoniously fired from his post by the Madrid hierarchy – on orders from Brussels' chief EUSSR Federation control freak mandarin, Jean-Claude Drunkard - with the Cortes Generales poised and ready to stamp down on any further notions of autonomy with a Franco era style Hitlerian Nazi-sponsored fascist jackboot - to not only keep the region in compliant check but a submissive vassal of the EUSSR's fifty-seat Round Table of Corporate Kleptocrats.

To wit, with hindsight focusing on the socio / political perspective of the referendum, displays of autonomy and independence (anarchy / criminality) by the common herd demographic is verboten – hence the off-the-cuff Guardia Civil's violent response in policing un sanctioned acts of free speech expression.

So much for the beleaguered spirit of democracy and self-determination.

The Royal Navy's 'rum, bum n baccy' brigade hit the scandal sheet top ten charts this weekend with a gaggle of manky matelots evicted from the HMS Vigilant nuclear submarine after being discovered stoned out of their heads on Columbian marching powder - while on duty and tasked with minding the big red 'missile launch' button.

But this isn't the first sordid scandal to hit the Vanguard class submarine – with revelations earlier this month being leaked to the public domain of a strew of highly improper on board shirt-lifting 'whose turn in the barrel' incidents among senior sodomites.

The nine dope-head crew members of the vessel, which is one of four Royal Navy submarines armed with eight Trident 'hit or miss' nuclear armaments, copped a slapped wrist apiece and were summarily discharged after testing positive for the Class A snorting powder.

One Navy snitch confirmed for the Golden Rivet Review that nine crew-members had been sacked for drug abuse offences – and one able seaman crew member of the Vigilant stationed at the Faslane Clyde Naval Base reportedly discharged for engaging in 'hide the one-eyed eel' unprotected sex with an underage rent boy in a swimming pool at the nearby Nonceland Resorts Leisure Centre.

It doesn't take a rocket science intelligence quota to discern the Conservative Nasty Party are employing a swathe of distraction tactics to divert critical public attentions from the limp-wristed 'Yes Sir / No Sir antics of that clueless dipshit David Davies – head of the Brexit negotiating team – as they fail yet again to achieve any form of agreement with Brussels mule-stubborn EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy – and our wet rag dingbat excuse for a Tory PM, Terry Mayhem, expresses deep concern over half-arsed claims viz a list of no less that 'thirty-six' alleged sex-pest Nasty Party MPs preying on both female, male 'and' transgender' Parliamentary support staff.

Really, who the fuck in their right mind voted for another post-menopausal disaster to run the country (don't forget Slaggie Twatcher)? The ruminant Maybot's on a par with her Kraut 'schwein im schlüpfer' (pig in knickers) counterpart – the mangy Merkel – n both the useless trolls should be exiled to the far Gromboolian plains.

The Maybot went into a pre-rehearsed defensive whinge-a-thon as Worstminster was gripped by rumours regarding the identities of senior politicians and peers allegedly guilty of texting messages of a sexually degrading nature – both humiliating and personally abusive - to female research staff and aides employed in the House of Conmans 'and' Upper House of Frauds – who have now formed a TwatsApp group to share information over abuse and warn new Parliamentary staff which MPs and Vermin in Ermine peers are dirty deviant molesters – specifically one Labour Lord who delights in felching activities – bending over in his red and white stoat coat and having some naive male intern shove a couple of hamsters – or an adventurous gerbil - up his back passage.

One of Mayhem's cabinet ministers is alleged to have groped some slut at a drinks party, while another was described in the libellous message stream as ‘likes to pull his one-eyed trouser snake party trick for the ladies after a couple of cocktails’ – and one particularly perverted under-secretary has a passion for copulative sex with badgers.

Reverberating down the 'Pestminster' grapevine's scandal frequency are rumours that Nasty Party MP Mark 'The Vaper' Garnier is to face Parliamentary interrogation and possibly 'the rack' over concerns he broke ministerial rules after sending his House of Conmans secretary, Candida Gamarouche, off on a work time errand in Soho to buy him a selection of sex toys – including a #7 vibrating butt plug.

The gospel according to the Sunday Shitraker red top tabloid states Garnier added to the calumny by admitted he referred to her as 'sugar tits' - claiming this didn't amount to harassment as her nipples always tasted sweet.

Also in the line of fire from the 'command responsibility' angle, Labour's Trotskist leader, Jeremy Corbyn was quick to run for cover and rejected claims he avoided suspending the intellectually-challenged ginger mingin MP for Sheffield Hallam – Jared 'Gobshite' O'Mara - for making repeated misogynistic and homophobic comments dating back to 2002 and, finally bowing to political pressure, has tasked the party's chief interrogator, Harry 'Kneecaps' McScrote, to investigate the online remarks made by O'Mara.

However, ex-BBC doorman / bouncer Clive 'Skinhead' Lewis, elevated to the rank of incumbent Labour MP for Norwich South, has dodged a suspension censure but forced to apologise for using offensive and unacceptable language at the party conference in Brighton last month - where he was filmed on stage at a fringe event telling some unidentified rent boy acolyte to: 'Get on yer knees, bitch' – raising questions viz the recently-wedded MP's true sexual orientation.

Labour's scatter-brained Dianne Flabott opined that Parliament had to establish a credible process for dealing with complaints of sexual harassment, but stressed it was an issue she personally had no experienced of. Hmmm, wonder why?

The shit came closer to hitting the fan yesterday when several 'sacrificial goat' names were postured in the corridors of power, amid fears in Downing Street that a high-profile cabinet figure was about to be outed by the Sunday press scandal sheets – as any further sexcapade brouhaha and senior politico resignation could destabilise the Maybot's shaky government to the point of collapse – unless a massive damage control 'Three B's coercion exercise' (Bribery, Blackmail or Bludgeons) is swiftly expedited by the Party Whips – those curators of Parliament's sordid scandals.

And this squirly crap does in no way stop there - with a joint militant task force opposition Labour and Lib-Dum 'Let's get the Tory's' character assassination crew targeting cartoon character minister Michael Gove – with the slack-jawed Pob standing accused of ruining BBCr4today's birthday celebrations at central London's Shagmore Hall - by making a funny joke.

A what? A funny joke? Oh no – not in this 'Daren't say Booo! to a goose' era of control freak political correctness.

Typical of the spineless, craven wankers that public figures seem to have evolved into, Pob Gove apologised unreservedly after making a joke about Hollywood's celebrity serial groper and casting couch rapist, Harvey Fatberg, on Broken Britain's Biased Broadcasting Corp Radio 4 Today programme.

Gove, rashly entrusted with the cabinet 'environment portfolio', observed to fellow interviewee Neil Pillock that being grilled by bully boy BBC presenter John Humphreys was on a par with blindly venturing into Harvey Fatberg's boudoir for a midnight chat - commenting "One just hopes to emerge with their anal sphincter intact."

Facing a backlash of priggish indignation from fellow MPs - who think nothing of sodomising underage rent boys in some Barnes-based child sex brothel – or getting their arses spanked at Mistress Rowe's BD/SM Salon in Chelsea's Max Mosley Memorial Gardens – Gove tweeted his joke had been a 'clumsy and inappropriate attempt at humour' - and apologised profusely to any and all across the expanse of the known Universe that his faux pas might have offended.

But for the many out to sink the Tory government Gove's apology came too late, with Labour's ranga Jessica 'Jaws' Phillips MP claiming Pob's remarks were undignified and he should fall on his own sword – and Lib Dem's Jo 'Peanuts' Swinson accusing him of trivialising sexual assault.

Green Party peer, Lady Jenny Wren Jones of Mousecomb, sporting her customary 'dragged through a hedge backards' battleship grey rat's nest hairdo, opined to media hacks that criticism of Gove's comments were ridiculous, adding "I just wish some athletic toy boy would take the trouble to sexually harass me."

Whereas ex-political lobbyist cum bottle blonde moment Labour MP, Stella Greasy - referring to similar jokes made by chat show host James Corden – described them as 'not fit for the ears of God-fearing folk'.

Ha! Amazing how all Gove's split-arsed critics and complainants comprise a coterie of three-bagger broomstick merchants that even the likes of the Viagra-fuelled priapic Harvey Fatberg would disdain from bonking – and resort to the onanist act of jerking off instead.

Conversely, the Tory's Desperate Dan chinned Justine Greenthing opined that any old bag who felt they'd been sexually harassed should take it as a compliment – especially so if the 'horny pesterer' was sober at the time.

Not wishing to get left out on any occasion to put the boot in, the Nonceland Fascist Party's wee nippy First Munster, Nicola Sturgeon, opened her big gob before engaging brain (as usual), commenting that such issues as females of the species being abused and raped by establishment politicos is no laughing matter – as Aberdeen paedo ring child sexual abuse victim Hollie Greig would no doubt agree.

Hmmm, poor wee Hollie Greig - a voice still crying out in the wilderness for Justice – a justice that the SNP's nonce-protecting 'Fish Fiends' - Porky Pict Salmond and the Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon beast and their Police Nonceland / Holyrood / Crown Office ilk - have been turning a corrupt deaf ear to since the year 2000.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday, 27 October 2017

Tory Scrotes Celebrate Balfour Centennial

In today’s ‘How Low Can the Tory Gang Sink' exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our cross-dressing correspondent Mollie McSkanger, still faithfully hacking the Downing Street - Tel Aviv secure phone hotline for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Okay, first off, to answer the sub-banner headline subject question: How Low Can the Tory Gang Sink'? Easy – to the ground zero sump level of the swamp - with all the other corrupt, bottom-feeding coprophagiacs.

The Nasty Party's not-fit-for-purpose Slime Munster, Toxic Terry Mayhem - founder of the St Juliana's Chlamydia Club - imprudently stated for the Hansard public record during a House of Conmans Q & A session that – in her unqualified opinion – "Broken Britain is proud of its diabolical role in the creation of the rogue state of Isra-Hell, and we shall mark the centenary with lots of kosher fireworks and bunting – and keep supplying Mr Nuttyahoo and his IDF thugs with even more armaments to smite their myriad foes" – neurotically defending the centennial of the notorious Balfour Declaration that sanctioned the Ashkenazi 'Jews of convenience' Zionist criminal endeavour of stealing Palestine from under the feet of the rightful Palestinian inhabitants.

Hmmm, typical Tory shite – celebrating Britain’s vital role in creating a 'Promised Land' home for God's Chosen People – on some other poor fucker's historic abode - with Terry Maybot scheduled to welcome and hold hands with the scandalised, criminally insane Israeli Likit Party PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo, at a Royal Albert Hall event organized by the Balfour 100 Ltd group - formerly the United Christian Zionist Alliance for Kissing Israel's Ass.

That might be the muddled Maybot's sentiment on the matter but it is not the opinion of the common herd – nor any fucker and their dog with two ounces of common sense and a moral conscience regarding human rights and acts of blatant injustice.

In fact we consider this Balfour Declaration letter's implementation - a Zionist wish list 'done n dusted' accomplishment - an insult to the collective intelligence of all right-thinking humanists globally – which demonstrates the contemptible aversion of moral judgement on the parts of both Arthur Balfour, Wally Rothshite and the Zionist cabal.

Yet why the fuck is this 100 year old despicable colonial era letter / document / 'declaration' – (scribed by Balfour - actually Milner & Amery - back in 1917 at the insistence of Lord Wally Rothshite and the International Zionist Congress) - being celebrated is, in and of itself, a conundrum as Israel wasn't established in its current racist, apartheid state format - or recognised as such by the corruption-ridden / Zionist-infested United Nations until 1948 – some 31 years later – following years of anti-British subversive military actions attacks (Google King David Hotel) by the Zionist Stern Gang, Irgun and Haganah terrorist groups.

Why now? At a wild guess - probably as a distraction tactic - to take the common herd's focus off the Tory's fucked up, 'no idea' Brexit negotiations with the intransigent Brussels-based EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy.

However, the infamous Declaration was not quite the one-off letter purportedly drafted by Nonceland-born and bred Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour over after dinner brandy and cigars with Lord Rothshite, but a work in progress from July 1917 – the date of the first Balfour draft – followed later that same month by Wicked Wally Rothshite's personal draft – with the original edited by Balfour in August to include the Rothshite / Zionist Congress / Chosen People / Promised Land wish list ('Nile to Euphrates') formula amendments.

This latter draft was ripped up and binned – then reworked by Alfred Milner at the end of August – and too subsequently amended as the Milner / Amery draft of October 1917 – eyeballed and okayed by US President Woodworm Wilson (Que? WTF?) - then finally, and under piqued duress, accepted by Balfour and Rothshite on the 2nd November as the official, government-approved version.

Now, as to the semantic content of the Declaration's final draft: 'His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine .........' er - specifically the Muslim Palestinian goyim community.

Hmmm, so that one didn't work out too well, now did it? Much the same as every fucking thing the end of Empire / post-Colonial British bureaucrats put their incompetent, meddling hands to.

As to the architects of this Declaration - whose origins and content shall go down in the annals of infamy – all overseen by Prime Minister David 'The Goat' Lloyd-George and directly expedited by Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour – a man described by friends and family alike as an egotistical control freak – and viewed by political associates as being wicked and immoral. The type of person that someone of uncharitable mind might well refer to as a 'cunt'.

Then we had Lord Walter Rothshite – pro-Zionist Ashkenazi Jew and scion of the usurious Khazar Kosher Nostra bankster cartel.

Instructed by Lloyd-George to 'keep an eye on these scrotes' – war cabinet member Alfred Milner - and later parliamentary under-secretary Leo Amery - scrutinised the drafts to edit and amend, then composed the final Declaration document for Balfour to put his moniker on.

For the record all involved were a pick n mix melange of Zionist stooges and shills – with Balfour beholden to the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate for his social and political career advancement – and Leo Amery a crypto-Jew and Zionist – who also mentored arch Russian immigrant / terror merchant Ze'ev Jabotinsky and covertly backed the formation of his Jewish Legion in Palestine.

Fer fuck's sake, the hapless Palestinians never stood a chance from Day One - as the Declaration gave the future Israeli thugsters a green light for total occupation via the route of forced evictions, land grabs and illegal settlements – all complemented with a side order of human rights abuses and repetitive war crime atrocities – as they move with stealth to achieve the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / Greater Israel agenda – stretching from their own self-declared 'brook of the Nile to the Euphrates'.

Yep, as the old adage goes: 'some fucker's gain is another fucker's loss'.

In April Foreign Secretary Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense informed gutter press hacks that "We've no intention of apologizing for Arthur Balfour's letter to Wally Rothshite - and are proud of our role in creating a never-ending homeless refugee situation for millions of Muslim Semite Palestinians. Our only remaining task is to encourage moves toward peace by achieving a Final Solution to Israel's Palestinian problem - and getting the useless eater Arab scum to vacate the West Bank and move elsewhere."

Opposition Trotskyist Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has returned his personalised Downing Street 'Balfour Day' celebration invite with a nasty brown skidmark across the RSVP section – and informed one press hack from the Kikesters Gazette that "This Balfour Declaration was an act of betrayal and its anniversary should prompt sombre reflection on a shameful episode in British history – much the same as Chamberlain and Munich – and Teddy 'Scissorhands' Heath signing our once-sceptred isle's sovereign soul away to the Brussels control freaks and EUSSR Federation."

Thought for the day. So, will you be joining hands with the Nasty Party Friends of Israel clowns to 'celebrate' the fact Zionist agents were embedded in the British government a century ago – (much the same as today) – giving away some other hapless fuckers country to a bunch of foreign immigrant types – who had a greedy 'pound of flesh' eye set on a campaign of ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide to rid the land of its rightful occupants?

A pity the likes of Terry Mayhem and her Nasty Party Tory gang – (for that matter include the Labour and Lib-Dum party's Friends of Israel Club memberships too) – pull the selective memory trick to excuse the fact Lloyd George's coalition government of 1917 was, by way of this venal Balfour Declaration - responsible for the establishment of a nuclear-armed rogue terrorist camp posing as a nation state – who, following their 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks on America - today are the source of all criminal mischief in and around the Middle East – hell bent on a policy of military aggression - via their sycophant US / Arab proxies - to maintain their current regional military hegemony and achieve this warped expansionist 'lebensraum' (breathing space) Greater Israel wet dream fantasy.

And that is the Zionist camp of today. Fronting a facade of the Mid-East's sole democracy and having the world's most moral army – while arrogantly flaunting 230-plus United Nations resolutions condemning their racist policies, illegal land grabs, human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the heads of their hapless Palestinian victims – trapped in the military-occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip enclave – besieged behind Israel's Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet .

What blatant 'in yer face' chutzpah hypocrisy and guff.

To wit, celebrating this Balfour Declaration centennial fiasco is on a par with Remembrance Day and sporting blood-coloured poppies – and spouting the hypocrisy-ridden 'Lest we forget' faux patriotism mantra. And WTF have we done since 1918? Had another world war 1939 -1945 – then Korea and on and on with a ruthless neo-colonial determination – and we're still at it – in Syria and on a shitload more covert fields of conflict spread across the globe.

Lest we forget. What sophistry. We forgot – and keep forgetting.

Doubtless any goy fucker and their dog – moi included for scribing this hit piece – who doesn't subserviently kowtow to the centennial celebratory occasion and castigates the Balfour Declaration as yet another of the legion of classical mistakes any British government ever made – will be smeared with the Israeli crime state's anti-Semitic broad brush – and pilloried with a double helping of Holohoax denial censure.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).