Conspicuous Jewishness now a Crime?

Hark the latest antics of the perennially-blighted ‘Fuckups-R-Us’ Met’ Plod Squad - not exactly renowned for the intelligence or tact of their street-pounding, uniformed Bluebottle ranks - and, as of late, being caught up in this prevailing, fetid miasma of Woke cult ideology - have been slapped with yet another political correctness failure cum racist-sectarian discrimination complaint-storm, which has gone ballistic across the social media ethernet on a global scale – inciting calls for the ineffectual Met boss, the knighted ‘Sir’ Mark Rowley-Powley, to commit Shogun-style ritual seppuku, and impale himself on his own police issue truncheon.

Regardless of the afore-mentioned intended remedial action of closing the barn door after said horse has bolted, the hue and cry has since evolved to a critical mass state of affairs, with the Tory Nasty Party’s Policing Minister, Chris Philip, getting a Downing Street boot up his own slack arse, and being ordered to have the Met hierarchy retract some earlier vacuous and dismissive 'victim blaming' excuse that was viewed as offensive.

To this effect Minister Philp informed press hacks he would meet with Sir Mark, and discuss his imminent reassignment – to the local Whitehall Job Centre.

Conversely, the Met’s initial ‘whoops, sorry - apologies all round’ response has merely resulted in the issue of further grovelling, ass-kissing redress - plus a round of self-flagellating atonements - for causing gross racial 'offence' in response to one thick-as-pig-shit plod referring to some bloke with a big schnoz and a kippah as 'openly Jewish' – apparently due his ‘flagrant display of Jewishness’ – (whatever the fuck that is) – and being cautioned he would be arrested if he did not promptly ‘exit stage left’ and depart the pro-Palestine march area - due the blatant fact he was ‘openly Jewish’ and his presence was antagonising the goody-goody protest marchers.

Okay, from a politically-neutral and common sense standpoint, go and work that quantum-entangled mess out, if yer can.

No shit, Sherlock - Nazi propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels, would doubtless be over the Moon and multi-orgasmic on hearing a report of racist -sectarian two-tier policing - with Palestinian protesters and their supporters being given undue leniency by the Met’s Plod Squad and, conversely, so too inciting precisely what the Kosher Nostra’s Zionist-Israeli ‘victim cult’ and the Board of Deputies of British Jews thrives on – octane-boosted, industrial scale anti-Semitism.

WTF was this ‘Jewish-looking’ person wearing to cause such a negative reaction from Sergeant NW 377? A yellow star on his jacket – or a kippah with flashing ‘I’m a Kike’ strobe light fitted to the front – or a Red Sea Pedestrian t-shirt – or waving a Star of David banner – or simply holding a ‘Fuck Palestine’ sign?

Hmmm, to all intents and purposes, none of the above – he simply looked ‘conspicuously Jewish’.

The Metropolitan Police’s Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Apologies, Glenda McSlagg, informed one gutter press hack from the Fuckwits Gazette that “we have reflected on the intensity and passion of the negative public response to our previous apology statement, and have decided to issue a second – and this time a truly-profound, and sincere, admission of remorse - for causing even further offence due our first hare-brained apology - regarding this IQ-deficient police officer’s use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ sparking public outrage – from Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and Pancake Tuesday Adventists alike.’

‘We, as the assigned keepers of law and order in our capital city, must hold our hands up and concede fault; for being Jewish is not a provocation, and Jews must be able to feel safe in London – regardless of the sad and contrary fact that Muslim Palestinian civilians are no longer safe living in the Gaza Strip – or anywhere else in what was the sovereign state of Palestine, prior to the 1948 theft of their entire country by the Zionist Edomite Mafia usurpers exercising their Balfour Declaration pledged manifest destiny excuse to reclaim their Promised Land – and applying the IDF’s genocidal Dahiya Doctrine strategy where required’.

The Plod Squad found itself at the centre of this faux pas backlash when video footage of the disturbing incident circulated online – (faster than shit through a goose snorting Hex-Lax powders) - of the IQ-deficient NW377 plod accosting a certain Mr Gideon Falter, chief censor of his ‘one man and a dog’ Campaign Against Antisemitism ‘charity’ (sic) in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine rally.

Tens of thousands of pro-Palestine protesters had gathered in London to call for a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip – and thus an end to the Israeli military using innocent Muslim Palestinian women and children for target practice, claiming they looked a bit ‘Hamas-ish’ - plus the inhuman treatment and brutalisation of Palestinian inmates by psycho guards at Israel’s Megiddo Prison.

Albeit the main bone of contention was to impress on Fishy Sunak’s pro-Israeli Tory Nasty Party government to stop all arms sales to the land-grabbing Zionist state – weapons and munitions which, under the leadershit of the Likit Party’s Crime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo – (the wannabe Zion King) - have directly contributed to a current casualty figure in excess of 34,000 Palestinian civilians slaughtered by the Zionist IDF military since October 7 2023, at this morning’s latest ‘dead count’.

In the video, Numpty Plod 377 clearly states, sans any format of ambiguity: “You are quite openly Jewish, but this is a pro-Palestinian Muslim support protest march, and while I’m not accusing you of anything – like a non-hate crime – you are breaching the peace – and I’m concerned about a possible negative and violent reaction to your obvious Jewish presence – wearing a yarmulke skull cap, and waving your big 'Shifty Shylock' Semite schnozzer around.”

To add further insult to injury, PC Dipshit’s equally fascist twat of an IQ-stunted accomplice, PC Scrote, then threatened Falter with, quote: ‘You will be escorted out of this area so you can go about your business, go where you want freely – or, if you choose to remain here, you are causing a breach of peace against these other people, and you will be arrested."

Yeah, just sniff the air, and catch a transient scent of history – specifically the stench of a Hitlerian, Nazi-dominated Germany circa January 1933, and the anti-Jewish pogroms getting kick-started.

Ergo, pro-Palestinian marches and protests are being viewed as provocative by those of the Jewish faith and political Zionist sympathisers, and too, those of a mind to support Israel’s outrageous land thefts, and the litany of human rights abuses visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.

Apologising for the lack of tact and language used by the officers, the Met Police's initial statement inferred that opposition protesters who turn up at pro-Palestine marches must realise that their presence is provocative, and they are increasing the likelihood of inciting altercation by lining the route and objecting to any format of criticism of the rogue state of Zionist Israel’s land thefts - or their indiscriminate mass murder of Palestinian non-combatant Muslim civilians – specifically women and children - and the bombing the entire Gaza Strip coastal enclave back to the Stone Age, and a landfill site crater status - on the off-chance some sneaky Hamas terrorist type might be hiding there.

In the wake of the Met’s ‘Apology #2’ the Jewish community-aligned Campaign Against Antisemitism joined with their Enough is Enough pro-Israel campaign group, and issued its response to this follow-up ‘very sorry’ statement – which they jointly slammed as ‘being atrocious’ – for claiming we look 'quite openly Jewish' as we walk down the street to our local synagogue - or go shopping at the Mile End Road’s Kosher Kippah grocery store.

The CAA spokesperson further stated for the record, that, in their unqualified and biased opinion, the situation had become highly toxic and dissed the Met’ Plod Squad’s hierarchy for allowing these pro-Palestine protest marches to become normalised – as a result of which London was now unsafe for Jewish people to walk in the streets of their own city – much as it is for Palestinian Muslim civilians to do so in what little remains of their own Palestinian homeland since the Yawm al Nakbh (Day of the Catastrophe) of 1948.

Conversely, a senior Met Plod opined to press hacks that the use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ by one of our uniformed clots was hugely regrettable and may well have caused offence to a host of ‘conspicuously Jewish’ persons.

‘Being Jewish in this city – or any city – or town – or backwater village – in our Food Bank Britain should not be viewed as a cause of provocation - and Jewish Londoners must be able to feel safe in this, our capital city – much as we would expect Palestinian Muslims to feel safe in their now greatly-diminished enclaves of the West Bank Territories and Gaza Strip.’

Hmmm, to raise the subject of gross hypocrisy, this is about as silly as it gets – for the complaints comes from the very same Campaign Against Antisemitism group that demands others are censored and silenced of any and all criticism of the rogue Zionist state of Isra-Hell – or referencing the fact it was the Jewish Sanhedrin hierarchy of Jerusalem who coerced the Roman Governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate, into having Jesus, the son of God and our Christian Messiah, nailed to two big pieces of wood for simply preaching that people should be nice to each other - yet now have the brazen hubris to complain the Met Plod Squad are censoring, and silencing, them.

Yep, the Campaign Against ‘Anti-Semitism’, eh? Yet another worldly item hijacked by the Chosen People as exclusively theirs, and corrupted to a perverted definition from the original ‘Semitic’ – denoting a diverse Afro-Asiatic language grouping spoken by more than 270 million people across the Middle East and North Africa, and the Horn of Africa – with the most widely spoken of the Semitic language groups being Arabic (206 million speakers), Amharic (27 million), Hebrew (a minority 7 million), Tigrinya (6.7 million), and Aramaic (2.2 million).

There again, the real story - and Truth be told – Falter’s rehearsed zealot theatre performance achieved the ‘victim’ objective he set out to provoke, and cause outrage – and video recorded being cautioned by the plods - (plus a bonus of being racially abused too) – whereas this ‘openly Jewish’ person’s media narrative is a concoction of porky pies – for he was antagonising the march’s attending plod squad presence by trying to push past the officers and cross the road, through the middle of the marching protesters – with the plods initially demonstrating restraint, and even offering to take him – (yet nary a mention of his accompanying group of ‘Openly Thuggish’ in-close bodyguard security, all bent on causing some Palestinian-bashing aggro’) - to a more appropriate crossing point - where they wouldn't risk kick starting World War III.

https://news.sky.com/story/sky-news-footage-reveals-new-details-of-exchange-between-police-and-antisemitism-campaigner-called-openly-jewish-13120104

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4n19j892neo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68856360

https://www.gbnews.com/news/met-police-apology-jewish-manoffence-campaign-against-antisemitism

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