In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nutty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Political Sleaze’ – a timely scandalous exposé of House of Conmans 'cross party hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Yep, a sad state of affairs exists wherein actual ‘real deal’ – (and fully documented) - British ‘born n bred’ citizens - down on their luck - alcoholism / mental illness / redundant / unemployed - victims of circumstance – whatever - specifically ‘vulnerable persons – including women, as well as men – who have fallen on hard times, penniless, become homeless, and sleeping rough - are to be criminalised for this de facto state of unfortunate affairs under a set of laws being currently drafted into the Criminal Justice Bill by overpaid scrotes and other assorted parasites and jobsworths infesting the Shitehall bureaucracy and Parliament’s House of Conmans assembly.
Alas, a fact, that our own homeless are being branded criminals, while hundreds, in fact thousands, of illegal wetback foreign migrants are washing up on the south coast shores of our once-sacred Isle of Albion – kitted out with Border Force souvenir life jackets and escorted safely to dry land by the very same not fit for purpose ‘Borders’ agency - then hosted in hotels – fed n clothed n handed pocket money – and topped-up cell phones - (so ET can ‘phone home’ – and tell all their scrounging relatives to come n join them) – all thanks to ECHR regulations that, regardless of post-Brexit Britain no longer being a member state of the totalitarian EUSSR community, legally oblige us to be nice to visa-deficient foreign flotsam asylum seeking refugee types arriving here on a mass beg-a-thon mission.
There again, viz warm n loving social care for their own tax-paying registered voters – inclusive of unemployed and homeless citizens – the Tory Nasty Party – or the New Labour gang – neither gives a flying fuck – apart from the occasional electioneering platitudes – and downright lies.
As to the Lib-Dums – they are – as the title implies - too dumb to conceive what actual homelessness means – while the Greenies are of a mind that sleeping rough – i.e. outdoors, is a healthy pursuit, and more should be doing it – whereas the charitable likes of Crisis, Amnesty UK and the Big Issue soldier on regardless with their thankless tasks – sans official funding.
The gospel according to the front page banner headlines of the Daily Shitraker news sheet, the Tory gang’s Home Secretary, James Cleverly, (Cleverly – is that some kind of word name-game joke?) - is coming under increasing pressure to rethink plans to clamp down on nuisance rough sleeping in England and Wales.
Yeah, just gotta love the terminology: ‘nuisance rough sleeping’ - being unwashed and a bit smelly – due a lack of laundry facilities; or a shower, soap and towel; or a flush crapper and bidet – or even a roll of toilet paper – and the threat of a fine of £2,500 nicker issued to any person carrying an ‘excessive bad smell’ - aka being a bit stinky.
Hmmm, this ‘nuisance rough sleeping’ terminology is disturbing.
A nuisance to who exactly? A whingeing public possessed of a warm bed to go home to – or the hapless victim of life’s cruel circumstances, dossing down in a cold and draughty shop doorway for the night - due the fact our government can’t organise a workable social security system that caters for the homeless – and better still, keep industry and commerce fired up so every fucker, and their proverbial dog, remain gainfully employed - and never homeless – unless by individual 'rejection of society' free will choice.
Regardless, it is a sad circumstance that results from government mismanagement of the social-economic affairs of state – yet is anyone considering those not simply labelled as unemployed and penniless, and homeless - but the hapless population contingent who are physically disabled or mentally incapable of self-care – for they are many.
Are they to be criminalised also?
Ergo, let’s just take a couple of steps back into our recent past history of zero social care - the Napoleonic Wars era, and the early Dickensian days – aka the ever-present Dark Ages - when the profitable trade of African slavery was still a money-spinning pursuit everyone wanted to invest in – apart from William Wilberforce and Thomas Clarkson, and their Clapham Sect.
For it was during this time frame the government of the day conjured up the 1824 Vagrancy Act – passed by the Tory government of Slime Minister, Robert Banks Jenkinson – Earl of Scouseland - a period of our history not quite remembered as an enlightened era – during which branded begging and rough sleeping a criminal offence - even for war-injury disabled veterans.
Okay, socio-economic circumstances have changed drastically in the last 200 years – but for the better – or the worse? Though no more poorhouses – where at least one could grab a stale crust or two - or maybe a straw mattress bed for the night.
The negative aspects viz the proposed measures in this Criminal Justice Bill will allow Plod Squad grunts to ‘move on’ (sic) nuisance rough sleepers – specifically those engaged in ‘aggressive begging’ - and, if they do not comply, issue a fine or arrest them.
Que? WTF? First it’s ‘nuisance rough sleeping’, now we have this ‘aggressive begging’ crime? Who the fuck is going to define that social misdemeanour – the numpty Plod Squad? One might consider the established legal terminology for an act of ‘aggressive begging’ might fall under ‘mugging’ or ‘armed robbery’ – not simply tugging at some passers-by sleeve – or hanging onto their coat tails by the teeth.
Fer fuck’s sake, what a pathetic situation, when we have the entire lower House of Conmans collective of 650 mixed gender scallies – all too busy bickering – or asleep – or absent and working from home – or simply fucking the cat in general – who couldn’t organise a blow job in a raunchy Bangkok massage parlour between them – let alone emergency shelter or housing or a bowl of soup and a stale bun for individuals or families stricken by these unfortunate circumstances – while blowing the mega-bucks that might finance a homeless assistance fund by squandering such monies on armaments to the Ukraine – just to piss Russia and Bad Vlad Putrid off – and on RAF fighter jets tasked with roaming the near eastern skies and shooting down Iranian drones heading for the rogue Zionist state of Israel.
Conjecture and speculation besides, and more to the point – and here no fucker has thought this one through - how the fuck is this Criminal Justice Bill gonna have a positive outcome?
The Plods are going to be rounding up rough sleepers – these homeless souls arrested and prosecuted, hence criminalised and fined mega-bucks - when they don’t have the funds to feed or house themselves – and paying court-issued fines will be way down their list of fiscal priorities – with fine payment default and prison being an all-round better option.
There, at least, they have dry shelter, a warm bed, can get bathed, clothed, medicated, and fed – plus a baccy allowance – to trade or smoke.
Hmmm, home away from home (said in context) with a prison library for reading matter, tv set in the cell, board games galore, and gym time, if so desired. Yep, beats sleeping rough in some drafty, damp, alley – or shop doorway of a night-time – with the urban fox population sniffing at your feet – plus getting pissed on by roaming tomcats.
Well, that’s the latest scheme of things from our control freak government – criminalise the homeless.
So, WTF next, we might inquire, following in this blatant, dystopian and copycat vein of the totalitarian states of NorKor, and the People’s Utopia of China – internment at forced labour camps for the unemployed?
Don’t laugh, for if this Criminalisation of the Homeless passes muster, sans public revolt, then it is simply a natural progression from the fate of the rough sleepers to the ‘useless eater’ unemployed demographic.
To wit, so much for our government, our Parliamentary assembly, if the future solution to any social problem they cannot conjure up a quick fix for, they now intend to criminalise?
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