Monday 1 April 2024

The Shape of Things to Come

Hark the cacophony of complaints from the Oxford vs Cambridge annual boat race ensemble, with University of Oxford rowers spokesperson, Sir E. Coli, blaming yesterday’s loss of the race to their Cambridge opponents on the amount of shite (aka raw sewage) floating on the surface of the River Thames and slowing their boat down - due a huge turd getting caught in the rudder.

Meanwhile, back over in the New World Order’s corner, the WEF’s Herr ‘Satan Klaus’ Schlob and his programmed ‘sans culottes’ young global leader Misanthropes Club (shadow world government-in-waiting) are on a control freak ‘technocrap’ and transhumanist mission –  a UN Common Agenda - approved, and promoted (by the wholly corrupt  UN Sec’ General, Antonio ‘Spotty’ Guterres) ‘Pact for the Future’ – the fulfilment of Agenda 2030 and its 17 Sustainable Development Goals - to ‘decarbonise’ the entire planet in one fell swoop – and phase out use of our God-given natural resource ‘fossil fuels’ as part of their Great Reset  planetary depopulation agenda (read: Agenda 2030 / 2050 – no set date / still a moveable feast).

Yep, cute term, c’est non – ‘decarbonisation’  - a euphemism for the WEF’s / New World Order’s all-new ‘depopulation’ agenda – (as the Covid-1984 scamdemic toxic mRNA spoke protein vaxx simply has not performed as the genocidal weapon of choice that Big Pharma assured it would be) -  that is estimated to snuff out an excess of four billion useless eaters – arbitrarily doomed to irrelevance - via a route of mass starvation - as the tricky ‘decarbonisation’ term also includes agricultural fertilisers derived from fossil fuel sources.

Hark too the flawed science spouted by the climate change cult’s holy child, Saint Greta – this latter day ‘false’ Messiah, parroting the perennial ‘just join the dots’ bullshit, that will program and convince the common herd to ditch the ever-reliable coal products and derivatives (coke), oil, gas and wood pellets to provide heat and light – and switch to the never-reliable solar power panels and wind turbines – and more at scent than substance – and exorbitantly overpriced - ‘heat pumps’.

Hey, humanity survived a three year duration of global scale atmospheric smog-bound sulphurous pollution from Krakatoa’s 1883 mass volcanic eruption – and too a couple of centuries of the Industrial Revolution smoke n soot-polluted skies – with 95% of adult population smoking tobacco in pipes – and now the skies of the post-Industrial West, at least, are clear – but the doomsayer eco-warrior alarmists – (a common herd collective of ultra-gullible, IQ-deficient, and programmable plebs) - claim we’re all gonna die if we don’t ban fossil fuels.

Oh my, what a delusion to believe we were governed by adults – and not greedy children, driven by self-interest, and ‘for-profit’ itineraries - taken with a net zero carbon utopia fantasy – that by 2035 Broken Britain will be powered by a system of wholly unreliable ‘clean energy’ (sic) eye-sore wind turbines and hideous solar panel farms that will never meet peak demands.

Yep, you got it, that’s the time the lights go out – and the televisions go off.

Still debating the rights and wrongs of the Covid-1984 scamdemic brouhaha – the lockdowns, ‘breathe ur own CO2’ face masks, and the toxic mRNA spike protein jabs that have crippled – and killed – so many - Broken Britain’s Chief Scientific Adviser - now well past her use-by date - the Jamaica-born – and piranha-fanged - Dame Angela McLean – vocal to the point of annoyance with her egocentric – and wholly unqualified outbursts of ‘I am right and all these other science pundits are wrong’ - opinion of the Covid-critical confederacy – has now resorted to publicly referring to her critics, pandemic deniers, and anti-vaxxers by the most undiplomatic label of ‘Fuckwits’.

As the ‘switched on’ cognoscenti have known from Day One, there never was a Covid-1984 bio-weapon virus that escaped from wicked Wuhan – just the jolly old seasonal flu and common colds doing the rounds – it was all a plandemic / scamdemic mind game / depopulation hoax staged by the scofflaw New World Order / Great Reset control freak actors – for the real bio-weapon was in the Covid vaccine – and the ‘sans cervelles’ – (brainless / IQ-deficient) common herd are still queuing to this day, sleeves rolled up, ready for their next seasonal booster shot.

So too, beware and fear the so politically-correct (er – fundamentally flawed to the point of nonsense) – progressive Woke joke cult enlightenment ‘levellers’ – promoting their all-encompassing, control freak scam that will eradicate the right of free speech and expression – and too – freedom of thought with the criminalisation of ‘wrong speak’ and ‘wrong thinking’.

Has no fucker or their dog in this multi-party government system of ours - obsessed with, and dominated by, the Woke joke cult’s political correctness equality, diversity and inclusion agenda – got the nuance to realise their ‘progressive’ (sic) trans equality statutes and gender self-identification is wreaking havoc for the females of our species – with blokes kitted out in a dress and high heels, identifying as ‘the weaker sex’ – and  invading women’s spaces – this has morphed into a pervert predator’s charter.

Ergo, read on: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13246423/Picture-Female-soccer-team-five-trans-players-Flying-Bats-Sydney.html

Now that has simply gotta be a batshit-bonkers piss-take on behalf of the not fit for purpose NHS-embedded gender bender cultists in thrall to this current wave of gender ideology nonsense – conducting a survey of staff whether they identified with certain niche romantic orientations – from the WTF acronymic LGBT-QWERTY – adding insult to the already confusion-ridden ‘personal pronoun’ fascism - we have the additional cryptic greyromantic, abrosexual, aromantic, alloromantic, demiromantic, endosex, queer and questioning adjectives to wholly confuse the likes of hetero-sexual (i.e. ‘normal’) grandma types (and the rest of common sense humanity) scratching their blue-rinsed barnets viz the world going batshit bonkers overboard to accommodate lunacy as the norm’ while discussing such at their local Townswomen’s Guild get-togethers.

Thus, it is little wonder that for many it is a day to day struggle to navigate the complexities of Life – especially so when attempting to find your way safely around the - (dare we say that so-abused word?) - ‘progressive’ Woke joke cult’s political correctness equality, diversity and inclusion agenda – which these delusional dog wankers are attempting to force feed down the gullets of the common sense communities of our society.

Fresh off the Dublin news wire; Simon Harris has been confirmed as the youngest-ever leader of Irish political party, Fine Gael, paving the way for the 12-year-old to become Ireland's taoiseach (prime minister).

Being under-age to engage in gainful employment, but after obtaining his parent’s permission – and a note signed by an accommodating magistrate - Harris will continue his 3 R’s studies with a private tutor in his office at Dublin’s Parliament House; with his €230,000 salary being paid into a newly-opened Young Saver’s Account at the Allied Irish Bank – while all bribes and kick-backs will be, as is customary, paid in cash (large denomination notes – or gold) and delivered to his Mum’s adjoining office in a plain brown paper parcel wrapping.

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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