In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'New Labour Party hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Yep, the banner headline says it all – well, nearly all - just read on for the rest.
Keir Stammerer – (aka Sir Keir) – comes across as being purposely evasive – and of a mind to keep Food Bank Britain’s elderly retirees guessing, as he refuses to commit the Labour Party to embracing the Tory-established pension triple lock policy - regardless of the smarmy twat’s previous off-the-cuff remark that he wholly agrees with the OAP triple lock plan – ‘but’ – and here comes the ambiguity crunch for future evasive actions - when going back on his word.
Specifically - and if any of this shit bears a modicum of credibility and is to be believed - senior Labour party figures - acting on the professional advice of a party-appointed tax adviser, no less – are telling ‘Sir Keir’ that Broken Britain’s old age pensioners have never had it ‘so fucking good’ – (strains of the Tory Super-Mac / Harold MacMillan’s 1950’s era unqualified arrogance) - and this voting block of oldies now constitutes an ‘under-taxed generation’ of social dependents.
Thus, thanks to Sir 'Flip-Flop' Stammerer's refusal to pledge a sincere leadership commitment – (and here we mean a ‘cross your heart and hope to die’ childhood oath ‘commitment’) – of established government policy viz maintaining the triple lock agreement for British pensioners - then the next general election will NOT go in favour of the Labour gang – and our national pensioner population – (Our name is Legion - for we are many) – along with a host of like-minded, sympathetic fellow voters - will be endorsing their tick in any other box ‘but’ a Labour Party candidate’s.
Stammerer – Starmer - whatever the egocentric rat fink’s moniker - is not to be trusted. He says one thing - then changes direction like a weather vane, exposed to the vagaries of the four winds.
Ergo, come election time then we - the pensioner generation that Labour Party insiders now view as ‘useless eaters’ – shall exact our toll - and by Christ, there’s millions of us still fit n mobile enough – and with time on our hands - to do so – by fielding a national, door-to-door knocking, street corner canvassing, and internet-wide campaign on this issue – to generate votes for the political party that guarantees to maintain the triple lock agreement – even if it is the ‘past its use by date’ Fishy Sunak and the Tory Nasty Party.
Hark his trademark 'Call me Sir Keir’ - this ‘arrogance beyond borders’ opposition leader, further stated for the ‘pubic record’ that these useless eater, whingeing retiree-pensioners would have to wait for the publication of his election manifesto to find out if the long-standing ‘Conservative triple lock pledge’ would remain in place when he seizes control of Parliament in this year’s elections, and establishes a Labour-ruled socialist Utopia – as he reaches out – hands across the sea - to Brussels, and rejoin the EUSSR.
Hmmm, such narcotic chutzpah, this self-delusional election-win Imaginarium he is obsessed by - which tends to reveal the blindside of Labour’s comprehension viz the beat of the voting public’s pulse – and socio-political reality.
Nowt like gross over-confidence - and in due response to such brazen hubris, the Labour Party, under the aegis of the obnoxious Stammerer, obviously can’t be trusted to protect our pensioners – and thus ‘Sir Keir’ will ‘have to wait’ until the ballot box slips are counted to ’find out’ how many useless eater retiree-pensioner votes he ‘didn’t’ get – due him being a total wanker – and this is an opinion now shared by the majority of his hapless Holborn and St. Pancras pensioner constituents too.
Collectively we shake our heads in dismay at this flyblown, septic reality that a corrupt Labour leadershit has evolved into since the ‘can do’ days of the previous Keir – (Hardie) founder of the Labour Party circa 1900 – with the noxious likes of Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and Tony Bliar bringing the party into total disrepute – and subject to the moronic ineptitude of party mismanagement – a factor multiplied to the power of ten by Gordon ‘Incompetence’ Broon and a gaggle of other wannabe wankers since Jimbo Corbyn was ousted for being ‘too left’.
Really, the thought of shaking hands with a slippery, duplicitous git like Stammerer prompts one to wear disposable latex gloves – and, post contact, wash their hands in double-blessed holy water.
Are you an OAP who relies on the annual triple lock pension adjustment to keep on top of inflation, to afford to live a half-decent life?
Were you a die-hard Labour voter before Stammerer opened his big gob and declined to pledge commitment to the old age state pension’s annual triple lock adjustment – until he chooses to announce ‘his’ decision - one way or the other - in the party’s election manifesto?
Do you feel like the rest of our pensioner class and dislike being left on tender hooks, subjected to silly mind games, and getting fucked around by two-bit socialist politicos like Stammerer?
So too, let us not overlook Stammerer’s past - who, in the ill-appointed role of Director of Public Prosecutions, (2008 – 2013) – has been duly recorded in the annals of infamy viz his command role inadequacy of failing miserably to execute the arrest, prosecution, and jailing of the BBC’s notorious celebrity kiddie fiddling, necrophiliac rapist, Jimmy Savile.
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