Saturday 31 January 2015

Bonkers Boris in Sectarian Rage Outburst

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

London Mayor, Bonkers Boris de Piffle Nonsense, has slipped into brain dead 'mutton on legs' reaction mode by following the rest of the post Operation Gladio 'Je Suis Muslim Hater' Paris false flag terror incident media-mesmerised common herd (flock, whatever) and went into a state of hardline right-wing ideologue Islamophobia hate-mongering rage when interviewed by a gutter press hack from the Xenophobe's Gazette yesterday, categorising ISIS Jolly Jihad wannabes as a bunch of sexually frustrated plonker-pulling onanists – and that is one fuck of an insult coming from a lazy-arsed opportunistic dog wanker of the thatch-headed BoJo's decaffeinated calibre.

The politically incorrect 'Brand Boris' gospel according to Bonkers BoJo, claims young Muslim Britons who travel abroad to join ISIS and become part of the non-existent Abu Bakr al Mossad Binbaggi's Muslim New World Order Caliphate are a bunch of sexually frustrated losers.

This ever so typical stock in trade Nasty Party black propaganda statement from the Tory's dog n pony show Chief Buffoon is based on yet another flawed MI5 report that claims young Muslims who don the 'Je suis ISIS' t-shirt and sign up for a stint of jihad service on the Mid-East terrorist front are pornography-obsessed and sexually inadequate, who in their jack-off frustrations turn to radical Islam when they fail to cop a shag with some underage white trash infidel skanger hanging around their Brummystan ghetto madrassa in the hope of a freebie drug fix.

Hmmm, yet another major faux pas from the bumbling Boris. Open gob before engaging brain (or whatever the fuck passes for grey matter inside the tosser's head) – and let's really give these Muslim 'wankers' a solid base reason to get pissed off with our rapidly-diminishing Anglo-Saxon / Magna Carta democratic freedoms and make a fuck of our multi-cultural 'we're all in this together' / 'hug a Muslim hoodie' society by going into Kill a Christian jihad-on-steroids mode.

Talk about diplomatic tact and political correctness – branding Broken Britain's Muslim youth as a bunch of porn-addicted impotent wankers is definitely going to win hearts and minds, we don't think.

Although Bonkers might be speaking from personal family experience as his grand-daddy, Ali Cat Kemal Bey Bonkers Nonsense, was a philandering Ottoman Muslim rake who spent most of his political career – much as does Pasha Boris – chasing two-legged Turkish delight.

Really, Bonkers needs to take a good look in the mirror – and not just to sort out that unruly thatch of blonde tangle – but remind himself of his serial adultery past and the fact he can't keep his cock in his pants (Wheeler, Wyatt, Wadley, Macintyre et al).

In fact BoJo's taste in women runs to kiss n tell slappers and other bloke's wives – and he'd shag a dead chicken if given half a chance – and reputedly did just that for his initiation hazing into the Oxford Uni' Bullingdon Vandals Club.

“I hear these voices from the Muslim community who come on like shit through a goose when accusing us Christian blokes of Islamaphobia cos we point out they're a bunch of barbaric twats for sawing journalists heads off with a cheapo Argos kitchen knife instead of throwing them to the lions or whatever they do in this Caliphate of theirs."

“But then they're stymied and stuck for words as they can't account for how their screwed up Muslim religion is leading people astray – cos what kind of a future is there in choosing a career as a suicide bomber? Unlike our good Ashkenazi Jewish friend in Tel Aviv, Mr Bobo Nuttyahoo and all his Zionist pals who are the bastions of democracy and peace in the Middle East and ensuring Western industry's oil keeps flowing in the right direction."
"So I say, sod the Koran, go for the Bible or the Torah, cos if I wasn't a careful Christian already – and one who wants to hang on to the end of his precious cock - that's the religion I'd go for. Join the Shylocks, same as Prince Chazzer – a man who definitely knows where the 'money talks' power lies."

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/bonkers-boris-in-sectarian-rage-outburst.html

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Wednesday 28 January 2015

Silly Sherlock Drops Racist Clanger

In this morning’s ‘Hysterical Paranoia Racist Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

To paraphrase a recent statement from the PTB establishment's thorn-in-the-side iconoclastic prophet, David Icke: If you are easily offended, now would be a good time to fuck off – for this post is sure gonna rile some holier than thou dingbat tosspot's fragile socio-political sensibilities.

During an interview on a dog-wanking US late-night talk show last week BBC 1's super-sleuth Sherlock Cumberbatch had the audacity to pass comment on the lack of opportunities for coloured UK actors, stating for the record that they have a far better chance of success in Hollywood than Broken Britain – an apparent faux pas that has raised a Biblical scale wave of ludicrous outrage for referring to black African-Americans as 'coloured' – a brand of terminology now considered not only passé and politically incorrect but a cause for offence bordering on racism.

Now Sherlock is wandering around Baker Street in sackcloth and ashes, apologising to every darkie and their dog for referring to black people as coloured on live television, and threatening to resort to the accepted Japanese etiquette level of saying 'Whoops, forgive my indiscretion' and perform ritual seppuku as an act of atonement - if America's off-white section of their mongrel society will forgive his unintentional act using outmoded racial terminology and causing offence.

Okay Sherlock, fer Christ's sake shut the fuck up with this unnecessary, over the top apologising – it was only a minor slip of the tongue picked up by a strew of hyper-critical racial psychotics who need to get the fuck out more and enjoy the positives life has to offer for free – and cut the negative factor from their daily outlook on the world – for searching for fault is a spiritually debilitating affliction that bodes no good for any man – black , white – or coloured.

Following Sherlock's faux pas during the interview, millions of people (allegedly non-whites) took to the social media bourse to whinge and complain about typical derogatory racist remarks from the honkys and condemn the time-slip Victorian detective for his choice of words.

Twitter user Rastella Jaffacake of Atlanta tweeted: 'Dis Sherlock guy am one badass usin' de word colored ta describe black people in de year 2015, um, are we still using dat word?'

Winnebago Chuckabutty, a 16 year old mother of three from Mobile, Alabama, tweeted: 'I am nevva liked dat smart-ass detective Sherlock an' him callin' us niggas 'people of color' am done sealed da deal fo me.'

Well toughsky crapsky Winne, you over-baked troll bitch – we don't like you either - so fuck off, eat shit and die.

So, tossing hearts and minds to the vagaries of the four winds and side-stepping the suppression of free speech hurdle, what the fuck is the correct term of reference for those of an off-white complexion? Perma sun-tanned – or a darker shade of pale? Cos one thing they are not – African genetic heritage besides - is 'black'.
Certain Sudanese tribes are black to the point of being navy blue – I shit you not – and too the evil Ibos of Nigeria – plus a shedload more around the so-called 'Dark Continent's' Equatorial interior.
But generations to the Nth degree of African-American dilution of the gene line with Whitey has resulted in a mongrelised set of shades – from mulatto to quadroon to octoroon to quintroon to hexadecaroon – and that's without mention of those ever-so-lithe and libidinous lily skins.

Sherlock made a wholly innocent, inadvertent comment – with no offence meant but plenty taken by some career nitpickers who need to get a fucking life.
There seems to have been a geometric shift in our consciousness and perceptions – and not for the better – for Western (and Eastern) society is blighted with atrophied morals preaching high octane hypocrisy.

What has this pathetic fucked-up society of ours come to when you can't say Boo to a fucking goose anymore and yet another wholly out of context brouhaha is kick started over sweet fuck all by some tosser whose caffeine-boosted minority ethnic / social group hyper-sensibilities have been offended by the truth – then spits the dummy and takes offence – broadcasting their ire on these ubiquitous social media networking system websites.

So how does one describe the hue of our multi-cultural 'indigenised' societies that are more shades than a kid's paint pallet – and not transgress the political correctness boundary?
Okay, the old 'nigger in the woodpile' remarks might have to go the way of the dodo, but how does one define the graft and corruption-ridden criminal attributes of the likes of Mista Badluck Taylor, Brigadier-General of the 21st Velcro Head Regiment and President for all Eternity of the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome Republic of Wogga-Wogga Land?

Then we have the job-stealing / welfare benefit scrounging Eastern Europeans - and swan-roasting / carp-poaching Albanian pikeys and child-snatching Romanian gyppos. How are we to refer to their ubiquitous, all-pervasive and offending presence – accepted as our EUSSR Federation brothers and sisters in arms? We think not.

Thus curses on all these Thought Police do-gooder pondscum for fostering us with this political correctness albatross – a plague on all their houses, and the houses of their brethren – for ten generations yet to come.

Diplomatic etiquette and protocol be fucked – tell the truth – and the way it is, and if the truth causes offence then tough shit.

And while we're on the subject of inconvenient truths, how about these head-banging heathen Muslim twats calling Christians 'Infidels'? How the fuck are we supposed to respond to that insult? Or the Jew – the fuckers that had Jesus Christ nailed on two big cobs of wood and refer to we Gentile types as 'goyim' and 'cattle'?

Then we have these so-called 'darker shade of pink' tossers who take umbrage at being called 'coloured' but seem to have no racial problems with calling whites 'honkys'
What's the answer – we follow New Testament advice and simply 'turn the other cheek'?

Too, there's the rogue state of Israel's ZioNazi scumbags slapping any fucker who dares comment on or criticise their human rights abuses of the Palestinians as anti-Semitic. Ridiculous nonsense - if it didn't involve war crimes offences.

Not to overlook the pathetic fact we have the very same socio-political controversy viz what is today euphemistically termed the 'male gay issue' – wherein we are no longer sanctioned to call a spade and spade – even if it is a fucking shovel – and while the Bible refers to such sodomites (let's not forget 'divine wrath' visited upon Sodom & Gomorrah) as 'abominations' – (and who the fuck in their right mind wants to go against dispute the word of God – especially so the 'vengeful and jealous' fucker of Old Testament notoriety?) – any criticism of this deviant culture or the same sex marriage of Frank and Earnest – is slapped with the homophobic label and a hate crime.

Hmmm, political correctness - more at a politically motivated 'let's avoid the obvious fucking truth' issue is what it amounts to. The PTB regime are mired with credibility perception issues on a Biblical scale.

Thought for the day. And now, a lesson in irony to serve as the moral of this story.

Any fucker or their dog remember Andrew Jackson Young? An African-American politician, diplomat, activist and pastor who hailed from from Georgia and under the 1977 Carter presidential administration served as US Ambassador to the United Nations?

When the US and the UN enacted an arms embargo against the apartheid regime of South Africa, in his capacity of UN ambassador Young vetoed economic sanctions.
Obviously allowing ambition to exceed intellect, in pursuit of establishing a vanity-driven personal diplomatic legend, Young ventured to South Africa on a mission to right the wrongs of the apartheid society.

There the unpredicted problems manifested – for not only did the incumbent racist Botha regime refuse to negotiate anything with a 'Bantu' (nigger) but the actual second class citizen Bantus (blacks) refused to parley with Young – who under both Afrikaner and African culture was racially categorised as 'coloured'.

Have you been offended by Sherlock's racist remarks? If you are a black Jewish homosexual with communist leanings, were you doubly-offended? Write to the BBC today and you could cop for a life-changing mega-bucks out of court settlement. Lord McAlpine did – for them 'not' naming the dirty deviant tosser in a kiddie fiddler report.

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a box of tissue to cry your offended sensibilities into.

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http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/silly-sherlock-drops-racist-clanger.html

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Tuesday 27 January 2015

Zionists Capitalise on Auschwitz Anniversary

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A cast of 300, mostly Jews especially assembled for the occasion, and all claiming to be survivors of the Hitlerian Nazi World War Two era Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp, have urged the world not to allow a repeat of the crimes of the Holocaust as they mark 70 years since the camp's liberation by Stalin's Soviet Russian troops.

Here we go, right on the heels of the Paris / Charlie Hebdo false flag terrorist attack, the Zionist hypocrites have effectively hijacked the Auschwitz anniversary event and are once more using their domination of the global mass media to gain political profit with this latest 'Never Again' Holohoax propaganda.

Yet in one respect the 'Never Again' credo is spot on – if any fucker or their dog took notice - as these hypocrisy-ridden 'Lest We Forget' style empathy-generating maxims are perpetually ignored by governments in pursuit of neo-colonial agendas (Greater Israel / US / NATO Middle East natural resource control / geo-political expansionism / military hegemony) – and at the end of the day, all amount to more scent than substance.

The entire Nazi-era concentration camp network debacle was an insult to the human socio-political conscience – with the gospel according to the Soviet-captured Deaths Registry Volumes 'non-falsified record' – stating for history that one point one million non-combatant internees from all across Europe and Russia died there between 1941 to 1945.
(Hmmm, surely the Palestinian headcount must be approaching that type of figure by now with the (1948-2015) ethnic cleansing assaults visited on them by the outlaw Israeli government's IDF Renta-Thug regiments this past 67 years.)

Shylock Shekelstein, spokesman for the World Zionist Congress, opined to one gutter press hack from the Holohoax Gazette that "Survivors do not want these past events to be our children's future - for young Jewish boys are afraid to wear yarmulkes on the streets of Paris, Budapest, London and even Berlin. Jews are being targeted in Europe again, same as in Hitler's day, due the fact they are Jewish."

Alas that's basically true – and the hard line Israeli Ashkenazi Jews of convenience – these Khazar kikesters - are to blame for the creation of this 'fine line' definition between Jew and Zionist - where once the divide was chasmic in proportions – and now the mass media-brainwashed common herd public demographic don't know the difference – (Zionist thug / orthodox Jewish pacifist) - between who is responsible for the human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – the latter besieged behind the racist Israelis Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet.

Yep, Never Again / Lest We Forget. What hypocrisy these vermin spout and it all comes down to 'Balfour's Folly'. Palestine – the country the Zionist terror gangs – Stern, Irgun, Haganah - stole from the rightful Semite Arab Muslim owners in the 1948 Holocaust – the Palestinian's Shoah – their Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) – the Israeli campaign to drive the Palestinians out of ‘Palestine’.

This deep-rooted Israeli contempt for the lives of Palestinians should inspire Pan-Western outrage, yet when such is manifest even in microcosmic form – as instanced by the the BDS campaign - it simply serves to provide the ZioNazi scumsters with a further excuse to cry 'Foul' and respond with charges of anti-Semitism.

To wit, the common herd of Europe have come – by stealthy shylock design, no less – to equate Jews as being the same as the criminal ZioNazi scumsters who are set on a slow cook genocide programme – their Final Solution – of the Arab Semite Muslim population of Palestine so they can then claim the entire stolen country as their very own Promised Land – the first step in the Greater Israel – stretching from the Nile to Euphrates - (to Tehran?).

And to legitimise – rather divert attentions from - this latter day Palestinian 'Holocaust' we come to that old anti-Semitic bugbear – anti-Zionism / Holohoax denial propaganda - where the rogue state of Israel's psychopath PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Askkenazi Jews of convenience in the equally nutty Knesset are pushing the UN to pass legislation making what they term 'anti-Semitism' a global scale criminal offence, with penalties ranging from tongues cut out to stoning to beheading – or simply run over – a la Rachel Corrie fashion – with an IDF Cat D8 bulldozer.

So WTF is their version of this anti-Semitism offence to be? Who will be fingered as guilty and cast asunder? Easy – every fucker and their dog with half a social conscience supporting the BDS protest campaign - and any and all questioning / hurling criticism of Israel's abhorrent human rights / war crimes record and publicising the horrors visited on the hapless heads of their marginalised, disenfranchised Palestinian captive victims by the IDF psychos.

Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Disclaimer: While scores of innocent non-combatant women, children and knobheads afflicted with hyper-sensibilities might have become collateral damage casualties and suffered trauma and shock from reading politically incorrect doses of 'the truth' – no trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.

To conclude, bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny - no longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel (Balfour's Folly) and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed: Mammon.

And while we're at it, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Fabian Society / Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/zionists-capitalise-on-auschwitz.html

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Monday 26 January 2015

Epstein's 'Blackmail Express' Damns Andy

In this morning’s ‘Cat's Outa the Bag’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Virginia Roberts' up-ending the Jeffrey Epslime can of worms with the publications of her money-grubbing bonk-fest diary now translates as no more than a mere sideshow feature in this current Busby Berkeley 'Revelations' scandal-mongering spectacular, with dark forces out to settle debts and wreak vengeance, mayhem and chaos upon all and sundry who were on Elpslime's Christmas and Hanukkah card lists – and unlucky enough to get their names into his sordid secrets black book – and worse still – recorded on his 'Lolita Air' private jet's flight logs.

Hmmm, Lolita Air / Paedo Express – whatever they called this flying pederast / lesbian lush airborne bordello – should, given the facility of 20/20 hindsight, have been slapped with the sobriquet of Blackmail Tours considering the hidden mikes and cameras recording the dirty doings of the VIP passengers aboard Three Hole Airways – all facilitated by ever faithful – or uber-obedient - 'sayanim' Jeffrey Epslime for his manky Mossad controllers – assisted on all fronts by grotty Gislaine Slackswell, nympho bisexual daughter of 'censured' Mossad agent / greedster publishing mogul Capt Bob Slackswell – and Epslime's chief child sex slave pimp.

Slackswell has been fingered by Roberts of covertly photographing Epslime's victims in sexually explicit poses and storing this data – which amounts to 'child pornography' - on her computer, and engaging in lesbian sex with the underage females she procured for Epstein - allegations she continues to deny in harmonious format with any and all connected with this vile scandal after US prosecutors contrived to cut a corruption-ridden sweetheart deal with Jeffrey of Judea and his named co-conspirators: Sarah Kellen, Ghislaine Slackswell, Lynn Forester de Rothshite, Nadia Marcinkova, Adriana Ross and Lesley Groff.

Also joining the 'denials' bandwagon we have Prince Andy Pandy - the grand old Duke of Pork; celeb Ashkenazi kikester lawyer Alan Derowshitz; ex US President Bill (the Artful Draft Dodger) Clinton and 'confidant' (sic) Gayle Smith (now serving on Barky Obama's National Security Council); ex-Labour PM Tony 'Miranda' Bliar (sorry Tony, we ain't got any tight-arsed little boys on board this trip); old vermin in Ermine himself - Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (sorry Pete, we've run out of hamsters); property tycoon Donald Trump; Viagra-fuelled war criminal Henry Kissasser; neo-con scumbags Rahm Emanuel and Larry Summers – along with Mossad top dog Tamir Pardo; ADL chief scumster Abe Poxman; plus uber-ZioNazi AIPAC funder / Kosher Nostra career criminal Sheldon Addledscum - and not forgetting Old Uncle Tom Cobleystein and all.

Oh yes, Epslime's predatory past and his inconvenient relationships with a Who's Who of the Bilderberger / Davos / Trilateral Commission jet set bigwigs is hanging round their collective necks like a leper's bell – but global law and order being founded on the concepts of not what you know but who you know - and the fact that 'money talks' – while big money 'Shouts!' – none of these scumbags will be collared or even face cursory questioning. The Untouchables.

For fuck's sake thy whole caboodle are ready to swear on the body of a dead heron or a pick and mix stack of Holy Books (Bible, Torah, Koran, Argos catalogue) and before three Magistrates, a Bishop, Imam and a Rabbi that they never did anything of a 'carnal sins' nature on these long haul shag-a-thon flights loaded with jail bait sex slave pussy.

As is all too well known Dodger Bill Clinton would fuck a dead chicken if he got half a chance and took repeated trips on zillionaire Epslime's Paedo Express private jet with Chauntae Davies, a porn actress whose name appears in Epslime's address book under an entry for 'suck n swallow' / 'three holer' massages.
The flight logs further reveal candid details that the Dodger shared more than a dozen flights with Ghislaine Slackswell, who federal prosecutors claim procured underage girls as sex slaves to provide carnal services to Epslime and his pervy paedo pals - and thus acted as a co-conspirator in his crimes.

But for Andy Pandy, denials of ever being aboard Epslime's flying whore bus are, like the hapless Clinton's - cast asunder with copies of the pilot's log being obtained by gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker which record him as being a passenger on several flights. Much as the covert camera and sound recordings from the bugged bedrooms at Epslime's exotic retreats in the Caribbean, Florida and the kiddie fiddling paradise of Thailand – all gathered for no other reason but to serve as future potential blackmail / coercion material – or to act as the catalyst to destroy a participant's reputation and career.

Hence we come to the nitty gritty of Andy's dilemma – were Epslime or his Mossad controllers setting the numb twat up for a Humpty Dumpty style fall from grace at some point down the road - er – like now?
More to the point, WTF were Andy Pandy's close in security doing? Obviously not 'close-in' enough to spot the covert cams and mikes recording the paunchy prince's dirty deviant paedo doings – or were they?

To wit, why the fuck did the grand old Duke of Pork go into auto 'Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire' mode and simply not admit the fact – adding that Victoria Roberts was just another celeb' mesmerised slapper out for a good time as far as he was concerned – and Florida age of consent rules besides - apart from the fact she looked older than 17 and had hair she could sit on – then per Andy's side of the Atlantic pond 16 is the going age for the legal deflowering of willing maidens.

Yeah, we all know the truth is a totally different creature, but while Andy Pandy might well be into shagging anything that moves and his taste in pussy is pretty abysmal – reflected by the fact he not only bonked the ginger-mingin Fergie but suffered some form of psychotic episode and married the lowlife skanger – alas all this brouhaha and scandal could have been easily avoided if he'd simply told a somewhat 'creative' and modified version of the truth and not got into the typical Royals 'one size fits all' denial mode.

But there again, this might just be Karma at work – what goes around, comes around.
At the end of the day Andy's a twat that deserves a good measure of come-uppance for his unqualified arrogance and scrounging off the public purse along with the rest of his inbred mutant mongrel relatives.
Does the tosser have any saving graces? Nope, nary a one – and if it wasn't for bad manners he wouldn't have any – which reflects back on shit poor parenting and his exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege upbringing. Though WTF can we expect with that family – the nasty old broomstick merchant Queen Mother for a Granny – and his Greek racist knobhead of a father, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh – to say nothing of the 'always too busy' mother – HRH QE2.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/epsteins-blackmail-express-damns-andy.html

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Sunday 25 January 2015

A Law for Them – No Law for Us

In today’s ‘Enhanced Cruelty’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The litany of police abuses, with pre-meditated acts of violence visited on hapless – and generally defenceless – members of the British taxpaying public now tends to read like some Roman Catholic liturgical rite or formulary – and serves to demonstrate that these blue uniformed purported enforcers of the law are above the law and can abuse the statutes of the law with impunity – which equates with the sad fact that our society is Fucked – with a large capital F.

It is a widely recognised fact within the brain-cells-active sectors of our morally diminished / celebrity-obsessed society that the moronic plods are there to protect the property of the establishment and preserve the status quo – the PTB in control and keep the common herd (us) in line – obedient and compliant – and preferably subservient to our 'Master's voice'.

All well and good, for of this we are aware – and they know we're aware – and we know that they know that we're aware. (Enough!). Thus until the long overdue Day of the Rope when the shit actually hits the fan and the tumbrels roll and Fuckingham Palace turned into a homeless shelter, we can work around this societal handicap and treat the police with the distrust and contempt they've so rightly earned from past performances – and so richly deserve.

Conversely what we cannot and will not tolerate is officious psychos and control freak bullies being let loose in a blue uniform to practice their personal brands of barbarianism on innocent and helpless sectors of society – using them as punching bags - and after doing so then walk away with nary a slap on the wrist.

To wit, a London Plod Squad officer who kicked and thumped a mother as she sat by the hospital bed of her sick child, leaving her with an excess of forty injuries sustained from his sadistic attack has been cleared by a brain dead jury at Bell End Crown Court of committing actual bodily harm – let alone GBH.

PC Warren McThugg, of the Met's Sadist Response Unit, stood accused of repeatedly booting and punching the 41-year-old mother - who cannot be named for legal reasons (Mrs Vera Underdog) – and who had adamantly refused to leave the St Barbarian's Hospital bedside of her mortally ill seven-year-old daughter who was suffering from complications linked to her cerebral palsy condition.

Mrs Underdog told a reporter from the Philistine's Gazette that her daughter had been sick since she was a newborn and on a life-support machine to keep her alive - thus stayed at the hospital, pleading with attending doctors not to switch it off simply so they could harvest and sell her daughter's heart, liver and kidneys on the transplant organ black market.

The court heard evidence that an argument ensued with hospital staff when the mother refused to leave her daughter alone in the hospital room due a couple of pervy-looking BBC DJ paedos wandering around the ward for a kiddie grope-a-thon session – in addition to her daughter's deteriorating condition factor - and that PC McThugg was one of four police officers called to the hospital to resolve the incident.

In a video interview played to the jury, the mother related that McThugg had come strutting up and without further ado kicked her chair from under her then told her to 'Piss off lady – visitin' time's over'.
" When I picked myself up off the floor and continued to cuddle my daughter, McThugg started kicking me then grabbed my hair and banged my head. I was screaming and couldn’t defend myself then fell off the bed - and when my husband ran in and shouted ‘why are you kicking my wife?' the nasty cop told him to 'eff off or he'd get Tasered'."

Presiding Judge Sir Dinsdale McThugg (no relation) and the jury heard evidence from McThugg that the mother’s behaviour had been 'escalating' and he felt the child was at risk of injury and contemplated using his Asp telescopic steel baton or CS gas but decided to give her a good kicking instead – as he needed the exercise.

McThugg admitted to striking Mrs Underdog repeatedly and 'stuck the nut on her' to little effect - then decided to try a different tactic which he described as a “distraction strike” on the left side of the mother’s face, using his steel toe-capped boot – following up with a couple of swift kicks in the lower ribs - as is standard Plod Squad practice.

When asked by the prosecution counsel how he had caused so many different traumatic wounds to the mother – who required plastic surgery following the incident and has been off work for more than a year recovering from her injuries – McThugg replied “I woz actin' in self-defence as she woz givin' me some very dirty looks an' made ter grab me by the bollocks."

Security staff at the hospital who witnessed the incident told the court they were appalled by McThugg's brutal actions and terrified for their own safety of intervening as obviously the psycho plod was on a 'sadistic high' – with one of McThugg's accompanying team, WPC Fellattia Skanger, breaking down in tears as she wept, describing the scene as 'horrific'.

Exiting the Bell End Court building with a typical wanker's swagger, McThugg told assembled media reporters: "You effin' press hacks can write an' print wot the fuck yer want but if PC Simon Harwood can get off wiv manslaughter fer murderin' a useless eatin' alkie Big Issue seller (Ian Tomlinson) then it's only right I gets off wiv givin' this aggie slut a good kickin' fer not doin' wot the fuck she woz told."

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/22/met-police-warren-luke-cleared-kicking-mother-child-hospital

Thought for the day. So, WTF could be worse on the abuse of office scale than PC McThugg kicking the shit out of a caring mother and getting off 'Scot free' (where the fuck does 'that' expression spring from, we wonder?).
What hits the higher score – McThugg's craven scumster actions or the Plod Squad Special Branch (and corruption-ridden security services) still covering up the despicable criminal acts of the Westminster paedo sodomite abuse cabal?

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains – and no longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to make a difference – and start thinking for 'themselves' to become agents of their own destiny.

Yea Gods, our once sceptred isle has reached a topsy-turvy stage where vigilantism is the one remaining option to achieve justice for sexually abused sprogs and against untouchable Plod Squad psycho-bullies.

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http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/a-law-for-them-no-law-for-us.html

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Thursday 22 January 2015

'Wot Dossier' Brittan Exits Stage Left

In this evening’s ‘Another One Bites The Dust' final edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Former Nasty Party Home Secretary, Lord Leon Brittan of Spenditall, has died aged 75 after a long battle with an incurable stifled conscience condition for which both faith healers and a confessional priest gave him little hope of recovery.

The ex-Tory MP, apart from being a genetic liar and career scumster, wangled his way into a key position in Maggie Thatcher's 1980s government - and later became an EUSSR Commissioner following his exposure of committing corrupt (read 'criminal') acts in the now-notorious Westland Affair – which apart from undermining national security issues further included back-stabbing fellow minister Michael Heselslime.

Prime Minister 'Pelindaba Dave' Scameron told media hacks that Brittan had been a dedicated and fiercely arrogant public servant – even if he did authorise MI5 to illegally tap the phones of CND leaders and treated the country's miners with the contempt they so richly deserved – labelling them as 'scum'.
Hmmm, and that is quite the insult when coming from a shitbag of Brittan's calibre.

The closet case House of Conmans Leader Willy 'Fudge' Vague, said "Leon was a great guy who introduced me to the Masonic shirt-lifting fraternity" - while former Chancellor Lord 'Dunkin Dunc' Lamont claimed that Brittan "would have risen to the top of whatever profession he had chosen – be it in politics, running a market stall on the Mile End Road with his Zionist kikester costermonger pals - or as CEO of the Paedophile Information Exchange."

Raised in London, he studied at the infamous Cambridge University – recruiting ground for generations of Soviet spies – and worked as a part time window cleaner and ambulance-chasing solicitor after his graduation – then out of the blue enjoyed a meteoric political rise in the Tory Party following his acceptance into the Masonic kiddie fiddling fraternity.

The bloodsucking former leader of the Tory Nasty Party, Lord Vlad 'Drac' Howard of the Fangs, opined to a press hack from the Haemophiliacs Gazette that it was a tragedy Lord Brittan's final days on Earth were dogged by a stream of allegations that he'd binned a mega-page child sexual abuse dossier handed to him by Geoffrey Dickens MP – after reading which he shit kittens as it contained not only his name but those of half of the Thatcher cabinet.

Determined to get a final post-mortem dig in, Lord Heselslime of the Nonces opined he hoped Brittan would be judged by his political achievements, saying "there was no way a home secretary should be able to tell some office troll to lose a document – but shifty Leon seemed to manage it.".

Hmmm, that statement coming from a career psycho scumbag like Michael Heselslime after all the shite he's swept under a variety of rugs really takes the biscuit.

No way a home secretary 'can tell someone to lose a document' indeed.
A bit like saying 'no way Moscow's KGB can run both MI5 'and' MI6 – but they did for fucking years – a full complement of Cambridge 'Apostles': Blunt, Philby, Maclean, Burgess, Rothshite and Liddell at the helm – plus Peter Hayman – deputy director of MI6 - blackmailed by the Soviets into I-Spy compliance over his kiddie fiddling sins.

And by this same flawed logic that Heselslime is brandishing, obviously there's no way a Prime Minister (Slaggie Twatcher) could 'lose' or suppress a secret file on ‘unnatural’ sexual behaviour in and around Westminster that was placed directly in her hand in 1982 and pinpointed VIP / high-profile figures – some being members of her cabinet – which included sadistic child rapist and throttler Sir Peter Morrison – all alleged to be part of a venal Masonic VIP paedophile ring engaging in 'unnatural sexual proclivities’ - such as sodomy and kiddie fiddling orgies at Dirty Dolphin Square, Cedra Court, Barnes' Elm Guest House and the Astor's Cliveden rent boy seraglio.

Conversely, as per Bummer Brittan conveniently losing the Dickens' dossier, so too Maggie 'lost' the 'unnatural sexual acts' file – until it has been – surprise, surprise – serendipitously 'unearthed' in the past few days sitting on a dusty 'classified' shelf in the Kew-based National Archives.

Of course, now the corrupt old tosser's dead the truth will leak out and be disseminated – no problem, same as Porky Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile – they can no longer cut a deal by naming and shaming their fellow pederast accomplices.

To wit, as the Ghost of Paedo's Past starting knocking the Freemason's Magic Circle Nonce Club perverts down like ninepins with the dreaded Curse of the Catamites, we have this latest revelatory unearthing of the Thatcher-era 'Unknown Paedo File', discovered this past week secreted away in Kew's National Archives 'Top Secret' / Eyes Only' section – a one-upper on Dickens dossier that lecherous Leon just happened to misplace.
So will this be the one that points the fickle finger of fate at actual living / breathing MPs, Lords, assorted civil service mandarins 'and' the odd rabid Royal?

Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies are fielding fair to middling odds that if PC Plod is allowed access to the report and a fair length of leash to circumvent the official secrets act / national security factors – and arrest the kiddie fiddling scum named in the 'unnatural sexual acts' file, then Posh Dave Scameron's cabinet and the Tory's Nasty Party benches will be half emptied – along with the Labour and Lib Dum sections.

Stop press: (drop the dead donkey) Unconfirmed reports coming out of HMP Nonceborough relate that Ozzie dingbat and all-round digger deviant Rolf Harris has been in touch with his old portrait sitting pal, Mrs QE2, asking if she'll pass a message on to Prince Andy Pandy - that if he get collared and jailed for bonking underage sex slaves, then old 'gidday mate' Rolfie can fix him up with a cushy gardening job.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/wot-dossier-brittan-exits-stage-left.html

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Wednesday 21 January 2015

Cheap Oil Saudis & Cut Price Barbarism

In this morning’s Enhanced Cruelty limited 'Sadist Edition' copy we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

YouTube makes a fresh bid to gain a secure foothold in the money-spinning reality horror movie business this week with 'chop by chop' footage of a Burmese woman being clumsily beheaded on a busy street corner in manky Mecca for allegedly murdering her six-year-old step-daughter – and screaming her fucking head off with cries of "I'm innocent!" – which turned out to be a quite literal manifestation once the ham-fisted Saudi executioner smacked her round the neck a total of three times with his trusty scimitar.

The appointed Mutawa religious 'thought police' executioner, Manuke Khara ibn Zamel, was obviously off his game that morning, taking a couple of swings too many to hack off Sharmuta bint Bala’a il A’air Liwat's head, the penalty for being found guilty of allegations of bonking her step-daughter senseless with a broom handle, then beating her to death with the same.

The incident has sparked outrage in the country, but not due the fact it exposes how females of the species are automatically branded with second-rate citizen status in the Third World shithole that is the reality of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia – nor of the Dark Ages brutal punishments meted out for sweet fuck all offences.
Rather the septic Saudi hierarchy are up in arms that the execution was video'd and posted online, with the graphic 'blood n guts' footage going viral - (a couple of million hits on YouTube already) - and a global audience able to see what a bunch of uncivilised troglodyte barbarians the Saudis really are.

Typical of their intolerant totalitarian society, the Saudi authorities have arrested some hapless tosser, identified only as a certain Shaheed Neekni al Sahrawi, for filming the execution – albeit what actual 'crime' he has been arrested for is yet to be conjured up by the Mabahith secret police and Sharia Court of 'no appeals'.

With punishments in the KSA ranging from lashing, amputation, emasculation, stoning, buggery and public beheading for the more 'serious' criminal offences – these include not only the internationally recognized crimes of murder, rape, double parking, theft and robbery, but also camel buggery, apostasy, adultery, witchcraft and sorcery – with political dissidents and atheists recently branded as terrorists. Hence it's any fucker's bet what the handycam guy, al Sahrawi, will be charged with.

Conversely, the Qatar-based Camel Jockey's Gazette claims that Shaheed Neekni al Sahrawi is one of the four policeman from Mecca's Thug Squad assigned to the execution duty detail and was responsible for secretly filming the execution on his mobile phone and will face a smorgasbord of nasty criminal charges in a military court martial as well as before the Sharia bench.

The brutal footage on the YouTube video of Sharmuta bint Bala’a il A’air Liwat's execution shows her being dragged through the street and held down by the four police officers in Islam’s holiest city (sic) – then begging for her life and protesting innocence right up until the executioner's first blow hit her neck – following which she seemed to lose interest in making any further objections.

The gospel according to Amnesty International, Sharmuta's execution has consequently provoked global outrage and prompted further criticism of Saudi Arabia’s deplorable human rights record – comparing it only to that of the delinquent rogue Zionist state of Israel's sub-human government.

Amnesty spokeswoman Fellattia van der Gamm informed one gutter press hack from the Psychopath's Review that Sharmuta was the latest of 10 people to get beheaded in shitty Saudi so far this January – with 87 executed last year – slightly up from 78 in 2013 – and the Stone Age kingdom achieving a Guinness World Records runner's up 'third place' globally for the highest number of recorded executions in 2014 – lagging slightly behind Iran and Iraq – a minor obstacle the Sharia Court aims to rectify in 2015 (actually 1436 in the KSA).

Thought for the day. Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, the Saudi Minister for Irony & Hypocrisy, opined to media hacks that the authorities should have taken all precautionary measures, including the use of Mutawa thought police undercover agents, to prevent dissidents and heretics from making any such recording of the execution due the 'distress and harm' it has caused.

Que? WTF? 'Distress and harm' to whom? The Philistine Saudi hierarchy being exposed for their primitive brutality – or Sharmuta bint Bala’a il A’air Liwat getting her noggin chopped off?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/cheap-oil-saudis-cut-price-barbarism.html

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Tuesday 20 January 2015

Five-Year Old Sued for Party No-Show

In today’s ‘Enhanced Lunacy’ money-grubbing greedster edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the mainstream media seem to be all-consumed with the threat of further false flag terrorist attacks targeting anyone in Europe that's old enough to scream and bleed in the wake of last week's Jolly Jihad raid on the obnoxiously racist Charlie Hebdo cartoon magazine offices, no fucker or their dog of any wire service consequence seems to have picked up on 5-year old Ronnie McScrote being served a writ to appear before magistrates in the Petty Issues Department of the Small Minds Court after refusing to empty his piggy bank of savings and refund costs incurred when he failed to materialise his presence at the birthday party of one Donatello Mingerot - a now unfriended former school pal.

Young Ronnie, from Sorepoint in Cornwall, was invited to the party by 17-year old mother of three, Mrs Chlamydia Mingerot, just prior to the Christmas holiday, which was scheduled to include activities at a ski slope in Plymouth, followed by a slap-up 'fill yer face' bash at Biffo's Barf Burger chew n spew joint in the red light Matelots Lane area of the city.

However, as Plymouth isn't exactly renown for its Alpine slopes and there was more signs of pissing rain than snow – plus the fact that the last time the McScrote family ate at Biffo's they all came down with salmonella – Ronnie decided to opt out of the carousing and spend the day watching re-runs of Sex and the City on his Acer tablet.

Alas, unbeknown to the McScrotes the shit was about to hit the fan when Mrs Mingerot dropped an invoice for £15.95 through Ronnie's letterbox – billing him for non-attendance at Donatello's party due the fact he had never informed her he wasn't going and subsequently left her out of pocket.

When Ronnie's dad, Mr Basher 'Chokehold' McScrote, saw the ridiculous invoice he spit the dummy and tore a strip off Mrs Mingerot over the phone, which has since resulted in a small claims court summons being issued for recovery of the £15.95 – plus costs and legal fees – a preposterous figure the McScrotes are refusing to pay.

Basher told a gutter press hack from their local Ripoffs Gazette that "Wot the fuck's up wiv Chlamydia throwin' a hissy fit over Ronnie missin' her lad's birthday party – is this another of her bottle blonde moments? The moronic imbecile needs to cut back on her drugs intake an' get a life cos this compensation culture insanity is gonna end in tears fer some fucker – an' it's not gonna be the McScrotes. As far as I'm concerned she can 'blow me'."

Conversely Chlamydia Mingerot confided to media hacks that "Effin' typical of the tight-arsed McScrotes cos we never even got an' effin' card off them fer Donatello's birthday – let alone the iPad wot me little soldier had marked down on his preferred gifts list fer Ronnie ter buy him."
"Now I'm maxed out on me credit cards an' up ter the tits in debt wiv the Slick Quid payday loans people, cos of forkin' out a shitload of money fer Donny's party."

The qualified opinion of barrack room lawyer types at the local Fighting Dog & Pikey boozer regarding this legal conundrum is one of 'solution simple'. There was no written contract and this purported verbal agreement is fraught with ambiguities, hence no binding contract was signed nor breached – and Ronnie's parents were not made aware or forewarned that 'terms and conditions' applied with the party invitation and parents would be billed for delinquent no-show sprogs.

Hmmm, in Sicily this incident could well manifest as the genesis of a generational blood feud. Do they go big on family vendettas and such around Bell Curve Deficient Cornwall?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360

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Sunday 18 January 2015

Zionists Pull Anti-Semite Victims Trump Card

In this morning’s 'Je Suis Bored' Zionist anti-Semitic victims propaganda bullshit edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Speaking to a gutter press hack from the Hasbara Gazette under the smoker's awning outside London's popular Jewish quarter 'Mohel in the Hole' pub on Pettifoggers Lane yesterday, the Tory's cross-dressing Home Secretary, 'Testosterone Terry' May stated for the public record that in her unqualified opinion Broken Britain's joke of a Con-Dem Coalition government must at least be seen to redouble its current non-existent efforts to wipe out the all-consuming wave of anti-Semitic prejudice that threatens to engulf our once green and pleasant land if the Thought Police are not granted the necessary totalitarian 'securocrat' . control freak Snooper's Charter powers to track down offenders.

May added that she never thought the day would come when members of God's Chosen People would be fear for their lives by staying in the UK and consider moving off to their Promised Land of Israel and live happily ever after in an illegal occupied West Bank settlement - on real estate stolen from its rightful Palestinian owners – just like Israel's ultra-racist Foreign Minister, the hate-mongering Avigdor Lieberman.

This current bout of mass media scaremongering to justify the imposition of further police state powers of repression has taken off with the false flag massacre at the Paris offices of the pro-Zionist satirical rag, Charlie Hebdo – purportedly committed by militant Muslim patsies, during which eight Christian magazine staff were shot dead - with a Hindu visitor to the magazine and the Pancake Tuesday Adventist caretaker also being killed.

Then the entire DGSI (+ DGEC?) / Mossad conjured psy-ops attack event was tactically 'media hijacked' by Zionist parties of self interest following a concurrent hostage shooting incident at a Paris kosher deli – which has been morphed via the routes of hypocrisy and black propaganda into being an anti-Semitic incident in entirety and the Chicken Little media scaremongering hype going viral across Europe, the Atlantic to the good ole US of A – and unfortunately the Channel to taint Britain with the anti-Semite bigotry tar brush.

How many times have we heard this before – especially so following the hi-fiving 9/11 'Mossad Did It!' false flag attack on the WTC – with the moronic Dubya Bush declaring from the podium that 'anyone who questions the official 9/11 line is in league with the terrorists'.
Really, who the fuck in the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal had the audacity to order the Diebold Florida vote count rigged so that Texas turkey imbecile would be invested as President – and for two terms, no less?

Not wishing to miss out on an opportunity to prove himself a total dog wanker, the Tory's Minister for Cellulite Affairs, Eric Pickles was also compromised into giving his two-penneth on the issue at a media propaganda bash organised by the Board of Deputies of British Jews.
Addressing an assembled crowd of several, the cholesterol-dependent Pickles commented that "We know in Paris a pensioner, a rabbi's son, a teacher and a shop assistant were wiped out because they were in a Jewish kosher 7/11 stop n rob – and meanwhile, back in Gaza, thousands were wiped out in the name of ethnic cleansing – all part of the ZioNazi's ongoing slow cook genocide Final Solution to be rid of the Palestinian population of Palestine – er – Israel. So if history tells us anything, we need to be constantly vigilant about who might be next."

Meanwhile, the porcine Pickles has written a grossly patronising letter to Muslim leaders urging them to help 'explain and demonstrate how faith in Islam can be part of British identity'. Hmmm, now there's a piece of one-sided racist sectarianism for us to feast upon – a pity he doesn't write to the Board of Deputies of British Jews asking the same fucking question from the perspective of Judaism.

Likewise immigration and security minister James Brokenshit, the Tory MP for Old Scrotum & Hiccup and yet another crony shill, opined to media hacks that "The government will take the strongest possible action to safeguard the safety and security of the Jewish community."
Hmm, nice one James, albeit nary a mention of the innocent Muslim communities of our multicultural 'Big Society' – the ones who don't give a fuck about our democratic freedoms – and in fact quite enjoy the liberalised privilege of such an autonomised franchise when compared with what they might expect if living under the harsh rule of Sharia Law in some Third World barbaric shithole like Saudi Arabia where people get their hands chopped off for shoplifting, stoned for adultery, women cop a dose of the lash for driving a car, and critical thinkers get beheaded for apostasy.

Ah well, what the fuck do we expect from these Tory 'Friends of Israel Club' stooges but such pandering to their Rothshite crime syndicate masters.
Thus the kikesters hijack the Paris Charlie Hebdo false flag terror attack as their very own – and turn it into an anti-Semitic event – a conjured design to justify the imposition of the Counter-Terrorism and Security Bill, now slithering, so fittingly, in an a la serpentine fashion through Parliament.

Yep, that's it folks, here we go – finally, as predicted - the enactment / launch of the Thought Police - Kafka, Huxley and Orwell - and Gilliam's 'Brazil' - all rolled into one. And once the Snooper's Charter passes the legislation stage, then it's just a matter of flicking the switch and 'voila' – the Civil Contingencies Act 2004 can be executed to turn Britain into a dictatorship overnight – and all the PTB need is some concocted false flag event as a semi-valid excuse to activate it.
Bye-bye free speech, adios the last scent of democracy - it's Compliance State / 'Do As You're Fucking Told' time.

While Terry May's logic is skewed at best on this issue, she is quite right in one respect – lots of things in Broken Britain need tackling – and perhaps anti-Semitism is one of them – which will obviously include support for the BDS campaign and the hapless, beleaguered marginalised / disenfranchised 'Semite' Arab Muslim Palestinian population of – er – Palestine – (renamed Israel since it was stolen from the rightful owners back in 1948) – and today victimised by a cabal of Khazar-Askenazi Jews of convenience – such as the clinically insane 'Zion King', Bobo 'Slevin' Nuttayhoo – (an arch Jabotinskyist with nary a single Semite gene in his Ashkenazi DNA) - and his psycho-packed racist Knesset.

Let us not lose sight of the obvious – albeit the Israeli hierarchy would prefer we did – that protests stemming from their criminal human rights abuse treatment of the Palestinians and the farcical Israeli response that they are simply 'defending' themselves – is not about anti-Semitism but 'anti-Zionism' (the term Semite is one the Zionists have wholly hijacked as their very own and taken a patent out on).

Conversely, there are those rabid rabbis and others adherent to casuistic dogma who will maintain the paranoid position that criticism of Zionist Israel is on a par with criticism of the Judaic faith - hence all amount to anti-Semitism. So what the fuck next – any mention of the unhealthy sugar / fat / calorie content of hamantaschen or babka constitutes an act of anti-Semitism too?

Sorry, far too sore thumb obvious. Game's up. This entire Islamophobia-generating media charade - and the jihadist bogeyman construct that has its wellspring with the Paris / Hebdo false flag Decepticon 'event' - all comes down to the manipulation of mass public opinion with the desired end product result of blocking and criminalising criticism of Israel.

Hence, by extension, the brain dead common herd – and here Muslims are included - through the purposeful manipulative fault of the MSM's propaganda machine, have come to believe that Jews and Zionists are one and the same – and that is one misconception the likes of Nuttyahoo and the Great Satan-based AIPAC and ADL – and other pro-Zionist groups desire to perpetuate – this venal deceit – that orthodox Jews are being blamed for the crimes of the Ashkenazi Zionist scumsters.

Yet it all comes down to a Zionist propaganda hasbara scam to get the US / European public's eye off the Palestinian 'Atrocity Week' ball and generate sympathy for the evil Zionist's occupied West Bank settlements expansion schemes and the IDF's barbaric genocidal attacks on the hapless population of the Gaza Strip.

So the Jewish Community Security Trust charity and the Board of Deputies of British Jews can propagandise (read 'capitalise') on the latest Paris incident to promote further Islamophobic ill-sentiments from now until Hell freezes over. But the Muslims do have one thing working in their favour viz anti-sectarian prejudice which the followers of Judaism don't. They were not responsible for having the Christian's Messiah, Jesus Christ, (God's one begotten son) crucified.

But when we do come down to the actual anti-Semitic theme, Judaism is a creed riddled with racism and discrimination against those considered goyim and not of the Chosen People tribe.
As too is Zionism a racist political ideology that rules the roost in the stolen land of Israel – (the centre melting pot of this Middle East cauldron of perpetual conflict) – and a foul lie based upon this all-pervasive delusion - this Chosen People / Promised Land unqualified arrogance and an inherent apartheid animus.

The claim that the outlaw state of Zionist Israel is a practicing democracy is preposterous with the exclusion of displaced Palestinians from the political process. To wit, any assertions that Zionism is part of the orthodox Jewish religion totally ignores the genocidal policy-making nature of the Israeli government and their barbaric IDF thugs.

Stop press: (drop the dead donkey) The imminent threat level of an all-out ISIS Takfiri terrorist attack on Britain by embedded Fifth Column / Trojan Horse jihadists has been scaled back from Devcon 1 to a 5 due security service estimates that the 'coldest night in British history' weather forecast for Sunday will serve to keep any and all would-be suicide bent Muslim fanatics indoors.

This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, to the rogue state of Israeli's dying shame, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the so-called Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Thought for the day. Watch your backs for what comes next once the Snooper's Charter is in place and enacted. The full enforcement of the Draft Communications Data Bill 2012, plus the Data Retention and Investigatory Powers Act 2014 / 15 and Counter-Terrorism and Security Bill 2014 / 15 – to be supplemented with the covert Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act 2014 – to be amended with the Terrorist Hoax Improvements Act 2015.

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No Jews, Muslims, or Palestinian refugees - or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of shifty shylock hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/zionists-pull-anti-semite-victims-trump.html

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Friday 16 January 2015

UK Election Debate on Sky Comedy Channel

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Posh Dave Scameron and Fast Eddie Millipede, to the mirthful amusement of fellow Parliamentarians, have taken to behaving alike a pair of spoiled brat schoolkids, chucking accusations at one another of who's a 'cowardy-cowardy custard' as they clashed across the floor of the House of Conmans yet again on Thursday during Slime Minister's Questions – with each of the tosspots playing one-upmanship scaredy-cat games regarding the substance and scope of a proposed television broadcast platform to field election manifesto debates.

Millipede claims the Tories refusal to take part in a goggle box debate unless the Green Party is involved is a pathetic excuse to avoid being exposed as credibility deficient – whereas Scameron shot back that he would debate with 'any fucker or their dog invited by the BBC broadcasters – including the ISIS Takfiri Caliph Abu Bakir al-Binbaggi' – and the Labour leader was chickening out of facing the Greens - for in any televised pre-election canvassing debate all national parties must be represented - precisely the opposite of the drivel he stated was cardinal rule policy back in the dark Opposition Party days of 2007.

Obviously if such a policy is ordained and the Greens to be included, then so too must the feared UKIP bogeyman and Plaid Cymru, plus the independence-bent Scottish Nonce Party - along with the Pancake Tuesday Adventists, the Rabid Raving Loonies and not forgetting the Flying Spaghetti Monster Centrists - nor the Trussell Trust 'Manna from Heaven' Foodbank Party who have made seven league boot popularity strides with malnourished members of the common herd who've been reduced to starvation rations under the incumbent Con-Dem coalition's welfare benefit slashing regime – thanks to the likes of the train fare dodging / coke snorting Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne and the Nasty Party's sadistic DWP Minister, Iain Dunkin Shit.

Ed Millipede – a failed artificial intelligence project experiment and viewed by many as a total fuckwit, is now at the helm of a political party that has evolved from Old Labour into New Labour, then again as simply Labour due Tony Bliar morphing them into the War Criminals Party – and have now this week re-branded themselves again – as the Wallace & Gromit Party in a desperate bid to rid themselves of the Bliar / Broon era foul taste of lies / illegal invasions / war crimes / Operation Ore coverups – plus the 2008 boom and bust fubars.

Conversely, corporate sock puppet Posh Dave Scameron has so far dodged any rebranding issue, with the Tory hierarchy refusing to rename themselves the 'Hooray Henry Rothshite Bankster Party'.

Thus both Millipede and Scameron are using a Parliamentary platform to shout one another down and call each other total idiots – a point on which, for once in their political careers, they are both correct.

The 'running scared' factor besides, any pre-election goggle box political debate will, in all truth, only serve to publicly expose the lot of them as a bunch of credibility-deficient, incompetent dog wankers with fuck all idea of what's actually going on at street level in our once (pre-fracked) green and pleasant land.

The heated exchanges between Scameron and Millipede arose after the latter, joined by Lib Dum leader Mick Clogg and UKIP's indestructible Nigel Barrage urged the BBC, Sky News, ITV and Channel 4 broadcasters to press ahead with televised debates before the great game-changer 7th May poll - even if Scameron and his Tory tossers miss their chance by refusing to take part.

Not ones to miss out on a golden 'gift horse' opportunity, the Green Party's tree-hugging leader Twatalie Bennett opined to one press hack from the Daily Shitraker that she backed Scameron's stance – and in a sudden 'blonde moment' lapse of logic and good judgement claimed that regardless of it being against the vote-splitting political interests of the Tories, Labour and Lib Dums, they should persuade broadcasters to include her party on the principle of a level playing field argument alone.

Bennett claims the Greens now have a 43,000 party membership, compared to UKIP's 42,000. Conversely the Tory Nasty Party boast a membership of 149,000, Millipede's Wallace & Gromit Party with 189,000; the Scottish Nonce Party membership boosted to 93,000 following the No referendum last year – and the Librarian Dummercrats with a membership of around 44, thanks to Mick Clogg's pathetic leadership - putting them just ahead of the Total Losers Party.

Likewise we have the SNP's short-arsed First Minister Nicola 'Zira' Sturgeon following Bennett's lead and demanding she too get her chance of an hour of infamy behind the podium on a televised political debate. (WTF is it with the Scots – Salmond and now Sturgeon – haven't they got any politicians that aren't named after fish?)

Thus, we have 'Wallace' Millipede claiming that Scameron is shitting kittens viz a televised political debate as he's run out of anything credible to say and the Tory Nasty Party have exhausted their end of this fatally flawed and not fit for purpose coalition fubar – and no longer have the answers to anything.

To the common herd's discerning eye they're behaving like a bunch of rowdy schoolkids with their pathetic name-calling and having a set-to in the playground – rolling around in the shit like a pair of cretins - hair-pulling, biting and scratching each others eyes out.
What a bunch of shameless tosspots with their political 'brownie points' posturing, as it all manifests as a piss poor stand up comedy act and no more – even the jokes are blasé and no longer funny.

Hmmm, politicians, to a man – the grist from Hamlet's mill – and to paraphrase Dr Johnson, 'What could be done with a politician, if caught so young'?

Ron McScrote, quadriplegic leader of the radical Anarchy Now group, had this to say to one press hack from the Nihilists Gazette: "Whoever promises the long overdue an' denied full one-off 'In or Out! Out! Out!' referendum on Broken Britain's continued EUSSR membership gets my effin' vote. An' none of that bullshit like wot they did in Eire – kept havin' referendums til the bent government scumsters got the right vote."
"Then the UK's current jobless wilderness will morph inter a veritable oasis of work placements for Tom, Dick an' Harry as soon as the eastern European economic migrants are hoofed out and the Polski Shopski's shut down an' the Albanian swan roasters fucked off – along wiv all the gyppos an' pikey child sex slave traffickers."

"I'll tell yer wot else we wants ter see - an end ter this political correctness / criminalising free speech fiasco – an' Terry May's Orwellian Snooper's Charter that's doubtless gonna be further superseded by some Big Brother totalitarian state compliance-driven 'Do As You're Fucking Told' bill."

"An' on the subject of our so-called multicultural Big Society, the polarisation of our population dates back ter the Race Relations Act – yet another piece of ill-thought out legislation that needs scrappin' – along wiv these so-called prejudice based incidents wiv school children gettin' slapped wiv racist tags cos they sez some fuckin' thing wot's now considered politically incorrect – like callin' this global warmin' fiction a pile of crap, when it's fuckin' obvious it's gettin' colder."

"Talkin' about scrappin shit, then we got these secret family courts of protection wot's there ter facilitate legalised kiddie snatchin' by Common Purpose NLP-conditioned (brainwashed) 'for profit' social service pondscum wot's gettin' fuck-off whoppin' big commission-based backhanders for stealin' sprogs for fosterin' an' adoption an' passin' them on ter paedophile gangs."

"An' talkin' about fucked up government policies, stop blamin' the fuckin' Muslims for MI5's false flag terrorist attacks. Really, I gotta ask this – wot the fuck are these people on – the I-Spy game or black propaganda business - of entrapment and stitchin' up hapless morons and wannabe 007s as disposable terrorist patsies?

"Tell yer wot else we want - MP's salaries cut back ter pay wot they're worth – a figure nominated at constituency level – PBR (paid by results). Then we have the nepotism issue – hirin' family members (number one offender Nick Clegg take note) as Parliamentary staff - such as Mum an' Dad an' Auntie Vera (cos she makes a great cuppa) – an' the family cat ter catch House of Conmans mice."

"Next we need a ban on political donations – these bribes an' facilitation fees - by both private an' corporate interests – cos the day that occurred then a backdoor ter graft and corruption woz opened. (Don't mention the Hinduja Sisters) An' the same wiv post-government service positions for the Masonic fraternity brethren – these lucrative more at scent than substance directorships wot morph inter crafty old boy lobbyin' jobs."

"Then we come ter the bloated bureaucracies – both Shitehall civil service an' local authorities – an unsustainable economic burden, all these jobsworth paper shufflers. Next on my agenda we want ter see a cancellation of all PFI contract agreements an' put the entire caboodle back under public 'not for profit' ownership – startin' wiv Rattle Track an' Notwork Rail – then the dustbin men."

"The shifty shylock-controlled Bank of England, this privately-owned Rothshite crime syndicate edifice, has got ter go an' the Treasury start printin' our own debt-free currency – then fuck the IMF off an' renege an' default on any debt owed – by reasons of usurious interest already paid ten times over."

"A biggy on my wish list after launchin' a full inquiry inter the murders of Princess Di', Jill Dando an' David Kelly – an' havin' Tony Bliar an' Co up on war crimes charges before a Nuremberg Tribunal Mk 2 - is a total nationwide ban on frackin' an' genetically modified Frankenfood crops. Then kick the Met Plod Squad's arses and have them start ignorin' D-notices an' Get Outa Jail Free cards an' collaring these untouchable VIP Freemason politicos an' landed gentry paedophile scumsters wot have bin fingered an' named by child sex ring victims – an' there they can start wiv Savile's big pal, Prince Dobby an' his sex slave shaggin' brother, Prince Andy Pandy."

"Last but not least outlaw all fuckin' Masons from runnin' for public an' political office, bitch slap the Israel ZioNazis for their human rights abuse treatment of the Palestinians an' impose a full government-backed BDS policy against them until they hand back wot they've annexed an' stole since 1948."

"So, whoever goes ter the people canvassing wiv a party election manifesto wiv these points might just get a ballot box win an' the mandate ter govern the country an' reverse Britain's current prefix of Broken back ter the one-time, pre-Thatcher deindustrialisation era of 'Great'"

Would you like to appear on the national television stage in a political debate with the likes of the Con-Dem / Libservative coalition partners Scameron and Clegg going at it hammer n tongs with Wallace & Gromit - and watch as the entire Tory / Lib-Dum casus foederis concept gets thrown to the capricious vagaries of the four winds as the long knives are drawn and they proceed to literally hack each other to pieces?

So if you have some stupid political comment you'd like to make before a national audience send us your comments using the online reply form below and we'll dump it in the recycle bin with all the other crap trash.

Thought for the day. How about we hold a referendum on the TV debate issue - fair to all concerned? In fact, why bother with a debate when all these clowns do is attempt to make out who is the bigger twat with the greater record of incompetence-related fuck ups and scandalous personal behaviour to their political discredit.

Hmmm, in Empire's Day, a mere couple of generations or so back, all these loser twats – Scameron, Clogg, Wallace Millipede et al - would have been shoved off to the Wogga-Wogga Land colonies as 'remittance men' – unfit for fuck all else than shagging gollies and drinking themselves into oblivion and an early grave. Dead wood ne'er do-well social lepers and ostracised pariahs, banned from returning to Mother England.

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

Tuesday 13 January 2015

Brummystan Caliphate Declared Terror Zone

In this morning’s ‘Panic Stations’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

An American terrorist 'expert' (read 'delusional fantasist') Steven 'Knobhead' Emerson, interviewed on the US-based pro-Zionist Pox News channel by the spank-eyed ginger-mingin Jeanine 'Ferris Wheel' Pirro, has been forced to fall on his own sword and apologise for describing the British Midlands iconic 'Black Country' capital of Brummystan as an Islamic Caliphate in its own right - where Whitey and Christian missionaries alike fear to tread lest they get decapitated with a cheap arsed Argos kitchen knife by roaming gangs of embedded ISIS Jolly Jihad fanatics – ironically named, John, Paul, George and Bingo.

Emerson claims to have obtained his 'Muslims-only city' information from a strew of Islamophobic posts on the hate-mongering English Defence League's racist website – along with the dual erroneous reports that London Mayor, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, has okayed a squad of actual Mutaween Muslim religious police to join the kikester's 'Shomrim' Renta-Thug Squad and patrol the streets of the Metropolis, beating the shit out of any Muslim and their dog who fails to dress in accordance with stipulated Sharia Law regulations.
To add to the ignominy Emerson further stated on live television that the Brummystan-based Muslim extremist rock group Jihaddywaddy were abusing their popular music platform to promote the Pan-ISIS Caliphate cause in Syria-Iraq.

And that is the Roger 'AIPAC Stooge' Ailes-run Pox News for you: fielding a twat like Emerson, yet another IQ-deficient chickenhawk (read 'chickenshit') Zionist stooge that runs the elitist Cassandra Club's Bullshit Scaremonering Project on Terrorism group – along with his intellectually challenged interviewer, 'Judge Jeanine'. Where the fuck do the Yanks they find these shit-for brains tossers – sleeping rough behind their Avenue of the Americas Celanese Building studio?

Hmmm, perhaps best not to pursue that line of questioning too far as the very same conundrum leads right back to Washington and the White House cuckoo, Barky Hussein Obama, the coke snorting faggot of a President – a pseudo-fake black African / Kenyan who was born and bred in Indonesia and sneaked into the good ole US of A via the Hawaiian back door - on a forged birth certificate – then got married to pre-op' transvestite 'Muscles Michelle' and adopted a couple of velcro-head sprogs for theatrical effect.

As can be expected, Emerson's idiotic comments have sparked a veritable Biblical scale backlash – not only from Brummystan's hordes of Muslim residents but also the white Christian population of England in general – with this current, renewed wave of headless chicken Islamophobia having its origins in last week's Mossad false flag attacks on the Charlie Hebdo magazine offices in Paris (and not forgetting the 'good measure' kosher stop n rob convenience store hostage incident).

Well, WTF did France and President 'Le Chauve' Hollande expect for transgressing the unwritten rule and recognising the Palestinian's bid for sovereign statehood, by supporting their qualified and rightful petition to join the ICC and United Nations - but to piss off I卐raeli Slime Minsiter Bobo Nuttyahoo, (the wannabe Zion King) and the rest of the nutty Knesset's psycho kikesters, and thus invoke a Mossad-conjured violent 'that'll teach 'em' false flag terrorist incident reaction in their own backyard.

Oh yes, an act that sends a lot clearer message than the customary outraged response of 'anti-Semitic' or 'Holohoax denial' from the likes of kikester broomstick merchant Caroline Click - the rabid racist Wicked Witch of the Jerusalem Post. For such is the calamitous cost of defending the moral rights of the marginalised, dispossessed Palestinians – a people inflicted by nigh on seven decades of repeated visitations of ethnic cleansing and acts of genocide to bring about their collective extinction as a race and disappearance from their stolen homeland.

Now France's so-predictable Chicken Little syndrome reaction to the Charlie Hebdo massacre has, by purposeful design, migrated across the Channel faster than bad news – or the Ebola virus - with skates on – resulting in the Con-Dem Coalition PM 'Pelindaba Dave' Scameron – a political scumbag opportunist of the lowest order - vowing to give Scotland Yard's Counter Terrorism Command (SO15) and the MI5 security services prosecution immunity powers to shoot suspects – both foreign and domestic - on suspicion of being a terrorist – even if the facility of 20/20 hindsight proves they were actually Brazilian electricians going innocently about their daily business.

In response to France's Ministry for Over-Reaction reassigning the entire French Army, Navy and Air Force to guard Paris just in case the manky Mossad has any more dirty tricks up their sleeve, Scameron has followed suit, giving the battle stations order to tens of thousands of gung ho troops from the Staffordshire-based 33rd Armoured Segway Regiment to surround Brummystan and place the dump under a total lockdown siege until further notice – and expedite the arrests and extra-judicial rendition of Muslim school governors suspected of radicalising pupils with their Fifth Column / Trojan Horse campaigns.

Both the 14th Cannon Fodder Brigade and Queen's Own 121st Body Bag Battalion are in the process of being deployed to guard the vulnerable highways and byways of Broken Britain (specifically Downing Street and Fuckingham Palace) - and Scameron has further sanctioned contingents of the 22nd Special Airsoft Service (not already deployed with the CIA and Mossad on training Abu Bakr al-Binbaggi's ISIS Takfiri terrorists in Syria and Iraq) to work in conjunction with the uniformed Plod Squad and shoot on sight any and all dodgy Muslim types who end up in the wrong place at the wrong time – before they go into lip-flapping mode with outrageous claims of being hired to take part in a Visor Consultants terrorist training drill and pretend to be some Saracen scally with the nom de guerre of Mohammad al Ka-Boom.

So, as Sun Tzu rightly observed, divide and conquer is the first order of any battle, and what this latest Israeli false flag terror attack has achieved is to instil further pathological hatred of Islam and thus by extension, the embedded Muslim communities of Europe – and too the good ole US of A – and include via crafty semantics and black propaganda the Arab Muslim Palestinian populations of – er – Palestine – now renamed I卐rael.

Further, this act of divine providence in Paris has provided the perfect opportunity (read 'justification' / 'excuse') to demonise Islam and its Muslim followers and enforce further measures of Big Brother surveillance via the all-new / enhanced anti-terror laws – aka The Snoopers Charter to establish a full panopticon surveillance society – a true blue Orwellian / Kafkaesque totalitarian dystopian nightmare.

Although this was drafted out months ago, the Tory's transvestite Home Secretary, 'Testosterone Terry' May has a bundle of repressive revisions now ready to lay before the House of Conmans to amend the existing Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures Act (TPIMs) – specifically S.735: The Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996, later complemented to Orwellian perfection by the Terrorist Hoax Improvements Act 2007 - which will sanction the authorities to force suspects to move to another part of the country – rumoured to be the inhospitable northern extremes of not-so bonny Nonceland - where even the sheep croak from hypothermia – if not buggered to death first.

Hence the problem provides the desired response 'and' quick fix solution – a pretext for further foreign aggression and domestic suppression – and via the contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies in government and security service narratives, will most definitely lower the threshold for what justifies an all-out war on Pan-Islamic radicalisation.

Thus are we to see Posh Dave Scameron hugging any Muslim hoodies between now and election day in May as he hits the campaigning trail? Not according to the 'odds against' on offer at Flatbrokes, the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies.

Hmmm, so much now for our 'indigenised' multicultural society. And in Broken Britain's case, the short sighted penalty cost of Empire's Day – and currently being forced down our necks by the fatcat EUSSR mandarins in Brussels whose end game plan is the creation and maintenance of dysfunctional pick n mix gyppo / pikey ne'er do well scally / scrote societies throughout the Federation of European States – and the wholesale disruption of our established British / Anglo-Saxon society tops their agenda.

There laid before us is what they are aiming to usurp and cast asunder: the four major collective forces of Race, Religion, Family and Nation - the four pillars of our human identity – and for reasons too obvious to state – the Brummystan factor is the dinosaur in the Cabinet Office stumbling block to the equation.

At the end of the day, all the hyperbole and political posturing besides, if the Charlie Hebdo attack was a genuine al Qaeda job and not Mossad, then what is the moral of this story? That the Islamic crazies are playing tit for tat and going for a spot of payback viz the Arabic maxim – (or is is Latin?) Nemo me impune lacessit (No one insults me with impunity)?
Who can blame the Muslims for being pissed off with the 'bogeyman' label and fingered for every fucking thing – including global warming – that's gone wrong in the solar system since 9/11 – plus having the Project for a New American Century neo-colonial war of aggression waged against them – to establish a geo-political advantage and seize control of their natural resources.

And if that ain't reason enough, we then have the indiscriminate hunter-killer drone attacks on any fucking thing that moves between Somalia, Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakiland – with the despicable Pentagon psychopath strategy in practice where any jirga – wedding or funeral – gets indiscriminately targeted, then a second drone pass delivers a double whammy and blasts the first responders, thus snuffing out any fucker and their dog old enough to bleed and scream.

There again, truth be known, it doesn't involve Mensa level cogitation to read between the lines and see the obvious - that the security forces are once again playing their false flag tricks as the 'trust us' / untouchable factor applies: ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’: impunity always leads to greater crimes.

Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron has pronounced that the UK's Phantom Menace terror threat level will remains unchanged at 'severe', meaning a 'told you so' attack is highly likely - and with crisis actors at the ready - will happen regardless of zero radicalised Muslim fanatics being involved, as MI5 & Co have got to rationalise their over-budgeted existence and produce the required measures of black propaganda / false flag terror atrocities to justify the implementation of the Communications Data Bill / 'Nosy Bastards' Snoopers Charter.

Proverbs 26:26 - Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.

Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’

Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his I卐raeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of I卐rael – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/brummystan-caliphate-declared-terror.html

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