Thursday, 22 January 2015

'Wot Dossier' Brittan Exits Stage Left

In this evening’s ‘Another One Bites The Dust' final edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Former Nasty Party Home Secretary, Lord Leon Brittan of Spenditall, has died aged 75 after a long battle with an incurable stifled conscience condition for which both faith healers and a confessional priest gave him little hope of recovery.

The ex-Tory MP, apart from being a genetic liar and career scumster, wangled his way into a key position in Maggie Thatcher's 1980s government - and later became an EUSSR Commissioner following his exposure of committing corrupt (read 'criminal') acts in the now-notorious Westland Affair – which apart from undermining national security issues further included back-stabbing fellow minister Michael Heselslime.

Prime Minister 'Pelindaba Dave' Scameron told media hacks that Brittan had been a dedicated and fiercely arrogant public servant – even if he did authorise MI5 to illegally tap the phones of CND leaders and treated the country's miners with the contempt they so richly deserved – labelling them as 'scum'.
Hmmm, and that is quite the insult when coming from a shitbag of Brittan's calibre.

The closet case House of Conmans Leader Willy 'Fudge' Vague, said "Leon was a great guy who introduced me to the Masonic shirt-lifting fraternity" - while former Chancellor Lord 'Dunkin Dunc' Lamont claimed that Brittan "would have risen to the top of whatever profession he had chosen – be it in politics, running a market stall on the Mile End Road with his Zionist kikester costermonger pals - or as CEO of the Paedophile Information Exchange."

Raised in London, he studied at the infamous Cambridge University – recruiting ground for generations of Soviet spies – and worked as a part time window cleaner and ambulance-chasing solicitor after his graduation – then out of the blue enjoyed a meteoric political rise in the Tory Party following his acceptance into the Masonic kiddie fiddling fraternity.

The bloodsucking former leader of the Tory Nasty Party, Lord Vlad 'Drac' Howard of the Fangs, opined to a press hack from the Haemophiliacs Gazette that it was a tragedy Lord Brittan's final days on Earth were dogged by a stream of allegations that he'd binned a mega-page child sexual abuse dossier handed to him by Geoffrey Dickens MP – after reading which he shit kittens as it contained not only his name but those of half of the Thatcher cabinet.

Determined to get a final post-mortem dig in, Lord Heselslime of the Nonces opined he hoped Brittan would be judged by his political achievements, saying "there was no way a home secretary should be able to tell some office troll to lose a document – but shifty Leon seemed to manage it.".

Hmmm, that statement coming from a career psycho scumbag like Michael Heselslime after all the shite he's swept under a variety of rugs really takes the biscuit.

No way a home secretary 'can tell someone to lose a document' indeed.
A bit like saying 'no way Moscow's KGB can run both MI5 'and' MI6 – but they did for fucking years – a full complement of Cambridge 'Apostles': Blunt, Philby, Maclean, Burgess, Rothshite and Liddell at the helm – plus Peter Hayman – deputy director of MI6 - blackmailed by the Soviets into I-Spy compliance over his kiddie fiddling sins.

And by this same flawed logic that Heselslime is brandishing, obviously there's no way a Prime Minister (Slaggie Twatcher) could 'lose' or suppress a secret file on ‘unnatural’ sexual behaviour in and around Westminster that was placed directly in her hand in 1982 and pinpointed VIP / high-profile figures – some being members of her cabinet – which included sadistic child rapist and throttler Sir Peter Morrison – all alleged to be part of a venal Masonic VIP paedophile ring engaging in 'unnatural sexual proclivities’ - such as sodomy and kiddie fiddling orgies at Dirty Dolphin Square, Cedra Court, Barnes' Elm Guest House and the Astor's Cliveden rent boy seraglio.

Conversely, as per Bummer Brittan conveniently losing the Dickens' dossier, so too Maggie 'lost' the 'unnatural sexual acts' file – until it has been – surprise, surprise – serendipitously 'unearthed' in the past few days sitting on a dusty 'classified' shelf in the Kew-based National Archives.

Of course, now the corrupt old tosser's dead the truth will leak out and be disseminated – no problem, same as Porky Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile – they can no longer cut a deal by naming and shaming their fellow pederast accomplices.

To wit, as the Ghost of Paedo's Past starting knocking the Freemason's Magic Circle Nonce Club perverts down like ninepins with the dreaded Curse of the Catamites, we have this latest revelatory unearthing of the Thatcher-era 'Unknown Paedo File', discovered this past week secreted away in Kew's National Archives 'Top Secret' / Eyes Only' section – a one-upper on Dickens dossier that lecherous Leon just happened to misplace.
So will this be the one that points the fickle finger of fate at actual living / breathing MPs, Lords, assorted civil service mandarins 'and' the odd rabid Royal?

Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies are fielding fair to middling odds that if PC Plod is allowed access to the report and a fair length of leash to circumvent the official secrets act / national security factors – and arrest the kiddie fiddling scum named in the 'unnatural sexual acts' file, then Posh Dave Scameron's cabinet and the Tory's Nasty Party benches will be half emptied – along with the Labour and Lib Dum sections.

Stop press: (drop the dead donkey) Unconfirmed reports coming out of HMP Nonceborough relate that Ozzie dingbat and all-round digger deviant Rolf Harris has been in touch with his old portrait sitting pal, Mrs QE2, asking if she'll pass a message on to Prince Andy Pandy - that if he get collared and jailed for bonking underage sex slaves, then old 'gidday mate' Rolfie can fix him up with a cushy gardening job.

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Barney said...

No shit, that's two in a week. First the child rapist John Stingemore, due to go on trial next month on paedo charges and threatening to blow the gaff on the whole works - and now Brittan.
Some fucker's sweeping the decks.

Anonymous said...

Prince Andrew better get one of his sex slaves tae start the car luz

Gilly said...

Word on the street reckons the cancer story is a scam and lecherous Leon was knocked off on orders from the Security Institute / Athenaeum Club head honcho - pro ZioNazi QC Lord Shylock Carlile and his ex-MI6 boss Sir John Sawers.

Rusty said...

A plan to name a new bypass after Margaret Thatcher in the former Slime Minister's Grantha hometown has been branded as "totally fucked up" by Labour councillors.

Names, including Lady Thatcher Road and Heroes Avenue, have been suggested in a poll - but so far Paedos Coverup Way has scored the most hits.

Ally said...

Detectives (sic) assigned to the Met's paedo-hunting Operation Lets Wait a Bit
(til he dies) today apologised for their slack-arsed approach and missing the proverbial boat yet again - now the post mortem scandal machinery has kicked in revealing Brittan - who so recently bit the dust - was a fucking raving poufter cum cross-dressing kiddie fiddler and they knew all along.

So when the fuck is the rattle of handcuffs going to be heard around the House of Conmans and Whitehall and the Lords?

Don't hold your breath.