Thursday, 8 January 2015

UKIP's Farage Slammed: for Telling Truth

In today’s ‘Political Ignorance’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The governing (sic) Libservative / Con-Dem (calls the fuckers what you will) Coalition Deputy Slime Minister Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg, has slammed UKIP leader, the indestructible Nigel Barrage – for 'telling it the way it is' – truth first and bullshit besides.

Clogg accused Mr Barrage of attempting to make political points following yesterday's false flag terror attack shootings in Paris which, according to corrupt media sources, reportedly killed twelve people – when he stated that the attack by suspected ISIS death cult terrorists on a Jolly Jihad mission against the Charlie Hebdo satirical magazine wasn't very nice and it furthermore raised questions viz Posh Dave Scameron's Tory policy of pushing a multiculturalism agenda on our once (pre-fracked) green and pleasant land.

Barrage went on to logically suggest there is a very strong possibility that the events were the work of radical fifth column Muslim activists which have been strategically embedded in the Paris and London communities – ready to strike at our hated democratic freedoms at a moments notice.

The Tory's transvestite Home Secretary Testosterone Terry' May decried Barrage's suggestion of any fifth column being active – or in sleeper mode – inside Broken Britain as irresponsible – especially so around the Greater London metropolis area.
"If there was such a Fifth Column then our Mayor, Pasha Bonkers Boris Nonsense, would have his man at Scotland Yard, Scouse Hulk Hogan Howe root them out and hunt the buggers down. Like Cloggy says, Nigel Barrage is just after capitalising on the Paris tragedy to win election points."

Pigswill & Cellulite Minister Eric 'Six Chins' Pickles – the Tory's answer to Monty Python's Mr Creosote - took time off from scoffing a fourteen course lunch in the House of Conmans canteen to add his two-penneth of condemnation to Barrage's statement – claiming "Nigel's out of order trying to make political points out of scaremongering the public into believing the UK's infested with Fifth Column Islamic crazies just waiting in the word from Abu Bakr Mossadi al Binbaggi - their ISIS Caliphate leader in Iraq or Syria or Tel Aviv – or wherever he is – to jump on a bus and come around and kill us all in our beds."

The Lib-Dum's Clogg then compounded his earlier stupid, dismissive statement by opining to one gutter press hack from the Jihadist Gazette that "The UK's Muslims are proud to be British - all good, tax-paying and law-abiding people – and the greatest antidote to the perversion of Islam."

Hmmm, the problem here is that the intelligence deficient Mick Clogg, and 'Testosterone Terry' May – and the useless porcine Pickles - have by their respective statements alone proved beyond all reasonable doubt that they haven't a fucking clue what a Fifth Column is, and are probably equally clueless as to where and when the term originated.

Clogg, for one, might well have been head prefect at the Caldicott School but has spent too much time buggering around with Spanish Catholics and not enough with 20th Century Spanish political / military history – or his Sheffield constituency – and is an absolute disaster for the Librarian-Dummercrat Party.
Though as far as 'history' is concerned Clogg, equipped with the political acumen of zero on the Thick Twat scale, is going the same way as our old pal the Dodo come next May's General Election – history.

Come to that, how about 'current history' aka 'the news' regarding Fifth Columnists – that's the entire why and wherefore of blocking the return to our sceptred isles of these wannabe ISIS death cult Jolly Jihad terrorist types - regardless of them toting a British passport – so they can't act as sleeper moles ready to spring into action on receipt of a single text or e-mail – or bit of fucking paper – a 3M memo pad strip delivered by some twat with a forked stick.

Regardless of the negativity and put downs from the Opposition, thank you Nigel for making public that most astute observation – of which our intelligence services are already acutely aware.
But WTF can we expect from dysfunctional dingbat dipshits like Clogg – or Terry May – or that grossly overweight bag of tapeworms, Eric Pickles?

So when it comes down to potential Fifth Columnists -WTF do they class MI5's 7/7 false flag terrorist attack Paki Muslim stooges as - patriots?
The Leeds born and bred Mohammed al Patsy and his pals - – have been , for better or worse – portrayed as anti-British establishment Islamic nasties who hate our democratic freedoms (WTF them?) to justify further anti-terrorist (anti-free speech / liberty) legislation and usher in the government's wet dream / wish list panopticon surveillance / totalitarian / martial law Big Brother state.

Hence - apart from the awkward truth of the four dozy cunts missing their respective tube trains and the Mossad / DVD military grade C4 charges under the carriages exploding via synchronised radio frequency detonation and without Peter Power's hapless terrorist Visor Backstab Consultants terror drill actors being on board - then getting double-tap whammied at Canary Wharf later that day) - if they are Muslim fanatic sleeper moles just awaiting the chance or order to strike then they are Fifth Columnists. If the cap fits, wear it.

Back to the subject of false flag 'Islamic' terrorist attacks – (are there any other kind since 9/11?) – one ponders if the Charlie Hebdo magazine killing spree was the work of the DGSI or DCRI to stir up anti-Islamic fervour and get rid of an annoying political satire thorn in the establishment's foot – and all due the fact they sent ISIS chief-cum-actor, Abu Bakr Mossadi al Binbaggi, a 'Si Mahomet Revenait' best wishes beheading cartoon message?

But alas, once again, this Paris fiasco has the mark of a 'false flag' / mass distraction stunt all over it – like oh so many that have gone before and will doubtless go again – with the likes of Aurora / Batman, Sandy Hook, the Boston Marathon, Woolwich and Glasgow's runaway bin truck the most recent that come to mind.

Gendarme Pierre Le Plod, flat out on the floor, cops a 7.62 x 39 mm M67 round in the back of the head at point blank range from Said al BĂȘnet Kouachi's AK-47 – or was it his partner in crime, Cherif bin Gogo Kouachi - and there's no fucking blood – so reminiscent of the Woolwich pantomime and the false flag Muslim terrorist 'bloodless decapitation' of Drummer Lee Pygmy – the Squaddie Who Never Was.

A regular 122 grain cupra-nickle 7.62 round from that model of Kalashnikov assault rifle departs the barrel with a muzzle velocity of 2,350 ft/s – yet the video (now mysteriously 'disappeared' from the net) shows zero kickback / recoil, zero blood, and a human skull suffering zero damage – and Monsieur Plod's body exhibiting zero signs of head shot trauma or convulsive death throes as the bullet yaws then ploughs straight through his noggin and into the pavement.

Anyways, fuck the French – like the poxy Krauts – they're our historical enemies.

Really, who the fuck is directing the choreography for these pathetic false flag op's when the two moronic perp's storm the wrong building – No 6, Rue Nicolas-Appert - then have to ask (at gunpoint, mind you) one of the magazine's cartoonists, Corinne Rey to open the fucking door at No 10 for them?
Pity they can't they get Stan Kubrick to direct – he did such a great job with the Moon landings – but alas the PTB had him snuffed for his cryptic Eyes Wide Shut expose movie.

Stop press: HRH QE2 tonight phoned French President Françoise Hollande to thank him for staging the Charlie Hebdo false flag terrorist attack fiasco and diverting the global media's focused attentions off her kiddie fiddling paedo-scum / social parasite son, Andy Pandy – and by extension, her royal self and family of privilege-abusing social parasites.
Conversely, the gang-banging Duke of Pork, lacking any semblance of his Mum's tactical nuance, drew further negative spotlight attentions to himself and the fat slug he still occasionally cohabits with, Fat Fergie, the Duchess of Flab & Bling, by exploiting the taxpayer-funded Civil List coffers with a further spendthrift extravagance of £13 million quid to buy a luxury ski lodge at some snow-bound dump in Verbier, Switzerland.
Talk about rubbing the common herd's nose in the proverbial shit, when young married couples can't afford to save the deposit to buy a first home of their own - and thousands are living on the streets.

Disclaimer: While scores of innocent non-combatant women and children might have become collateral damage 'scaremongering' casualties, rest assured that no politicians or foreign service diplomatic personnel were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community / proposed TTIP fubar contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

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Fletch said...

Spot on the ball as usual Rusty.

Gilly said...

Speaking after the attack on the French magazine Charlie Hebdo, MI5 head honcho Andrew 'Nosy' Parker claims that threats of a terrorist attack in the UK is increasing and the security services cannot be expected to stop every plot.

Okay, better still if their false flag department stops being the fucking cause of them.

Bogbrush said...

Dead right Gilly. Not forgotten 7/7 have we, or this piss=poor showing at Woolwich. What a bunch of amateurs.
And this twat Parker and Dave Cameron are telling us that we in Britain are next. Is that some prediction or warning - or a fact.
Muslim terrorist patsies is all they are - anywhere.
It all comes down to cui bono?

Dag said...

Cui bono?
The outlaw state of Israeli's Prime Monster Bobo Nuttyahoo (as Rusty calls him) has made use of the attack on the Charlie Hebdo magazine staff to demand Western support for the ongoing Israeli occupation (theft) of Palestinian land and to undermine the EU vote on a Palestinian state and membership of the ICC - all in the name of the 'war on Islamic terror'.

Nobby said...

Named getaway car driver 18-year old Mourad Hamyd, at school when Hebdo offices attack occurred and surrenders to gendarmes.
French government leaning towards recognition of Palestinian state and backing their ICC membership.
Next is a false flag state sponsored terrorist strike to send them a message.
Cui bono? Israel. Whodunnit? Mossad.

Ally said...

The coverup of all the sore thumb
starts now the Mohammad al Patsy brothers have been snuffed and no fucker can notice they were a one-off pair of blue eyed Algerian Muslims.

Next we have the assisted suicide / murder of covert nature of Helric Fredou, the canny deputy director of the regional police service investigating the Charlie Hebdo false flag terrorist attack, who was about to reveal to a press conference that the Kouachi brothers were toting Israeli Galil assault rifles – clones of the AK-47 Kalashnikov.