Monday, 26 January 2015

Epstein's 'Blackmail Express' Damns Andy

In this morning’s ‘Cat's Outa the Bag’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Virginia Roberts' up-ending the Jeffrey Epslime can of worms with the publications of her money-grubbing bonk-fest diary now translates as no more than a mere sideshow feature in this current Busby Berkeley 'Revelations' scandal-mongering spectacular, with dark forces out to settle debts and wreak vengeance, mayhem and chaos upon all and sundry who were on Elpslime's Christmas and Hanukkah card lists – and unlucky enough to get their names into his sordid secrets black book – and worse still – recorded on his 'Lolita Air' private jet's flight logs.

Hmmm, Lolita Air / Paedo Express – whatever they called this flying pederast / lesbian lush airborne bordello – should, given the facility of 20/20 hindsight, have been slapped with the sobriquet of Blackmail Tours considering the hidden mikes and cameras recording the dirty doings of the VIP passengers aboard Three Hole Airways – all facilitated by ever faithful – or uber-obedient - 'sayanim' Jeffrey Epslime for his manky Mossad controllers – assisted on all fronts by grotty Gislaine Slackswell, nympho bisexual daughter of 'censured' Mossad agent / greedster publishing mogul Capt Bob Slackswell – and Epslime's chief child sex slave pimp.

Slackswell has been fingered by Roberts of covertly photographing Epslime's victims in sexually explicit poses and storing this data – which amounts to 'child pornography' - on her computer, and engaging in lesbian sex with the underage females she procured for Epstein - allegations she continues to deny in harmonious format with any and all connected with this vile scandal after US prosecutors contrived to cut a corruption-ridden sweetheart deal with Jeffrey of Judea and his named co-conspirators: Sarah Kellen, Ghislaine Slackswell, Lynn Forester de Rothshite, Nadia Marcinkova, Adriana Ross and Lesley Groff.

Also joining the 'denials' bandwagon we have Prince Andy Pandy - the grand old Duke of Pork; celeb Ashkenazi kikester lawyer Alan Derowshitz; ex US President Bill (the Artful Draft Dodger) Clinton and 'confidant' (sic) Gayle Smith (now serving on Barky Obama's National Security Council); ex-Labour PM Tony 'Miranda' Bliar (sorry Tony, we ain't got any tight-arsed little boys on board this trip); old vermin in Ermine himself - Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (sorry Pete, we've run out of hamsters); property tycoon Donald Trump; Viagra-fuelled war criminal Henry Kissasser; neo-con scumbags Rahm Emanuel and Larry Summers – along with Mossad top dog Tamir Pardo; ADL chief scumster Abe Poxman; plus uber-ZioNazi AIPAC funder / Kosher Nostra career criminal Sheldon Addledscum - and not forgetting Old Uncle Tom Cobleystein and all.

Oh yes, Epslime's predatory past and his inconvenient relationships with a Who's Who of the Bilderberger / Davos / Trilateral Commission jet set bigwigs is hanging round their collective necks like a leper's bell – but global law and order being founded on the concepts of not what you know but who you know - and the fact that 'money talks' – while big money 'Shouts!' – none of these scumbags will be collared or even face cursory questioning. The Untouchables.

For fuck's sake thy whole caboodle are ready to swear on the body of a dead heron or a pick and mix stack of Holy Books (Bible, Torah, Koran, Argos catalogue) and before three Magistrates, a Bishop, Imam and a Rabbi that they never did anything of a 'carnal sins' nature on these long haul shag-a-thon flights loaded with jail bait sex slave pussy.

As is all too well known Dodger Bill Clinton would fuck a dead chicken if he got half a chance and took repeated trips on zillionaire Epslime's Paedo Express private jet with Chauntae Davies, a porn actress whose name appears in Epslime's address book under an entry for 'suck n swallow' / 'three holer' massages.
The flight logs further reveal candid details that the Dodger shared more than a dozen flights with Ghislaine Slackswell, who federal prosecutors claim procured underage girls as sex slaves to provide carnal services to Epslime and his pervy paedo pals - and thus acted as a co-conspirator in his crimes.

But for Andy Pandy, denials of ever being aboard Epslime's flying whore bus are, like the hapless Clinton's - cast asunder with copies of the pilot's log being obtained by gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker which record him as being a passenger on several flights. Much as the covert camera and sound recordings from the bugged bedrooms at Epslime's exotic retreats in the Caribbean, Florida and the kiddie fiddling paradise of Thailand – all gathered for no other reason but to serve as future potential blackmail / coercion material – or to act as the catalyst to destroy a participant's reputation and career.

Hence we come to the nitty gritty of Andy's dilemma – were Epslime or his Mossad controllers setting the numb twat up for a Humpty Dumpty style fall from grace at some point down the road - er – like now?
More to the point, WTF were Andy Pandy's close in security doing? Obviously not 'close-in' enough to spot the covert cams and mikes recording the paunchy prince's dirty deviant paedo doings – or were they?

To wit, why the fuck did the grand old Duke of Pork go into auto 'Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire' mode and simply not admit the fact – adding that Victoria Roberts was just another celeb' mesmerised slapper out for a good time as far as he was concerned – and Florida age of consent rules besides - apart from the fact she looked older than 17 and had hair she could sit on – then per Andy's side of the Atlantic pond 16 is the going age for the legal deflowering of willing maidens.

Yeah, we all know the truth is a totally different creature, but while Andy Pandy might well be into shagging anything that moves and his taste in pussy is pretty abysmal – reflected by the fact he not only bonked the ginger-mingin Fergie but suffered some form of psychotic episode and married the lowlife skanger – alas all this brouhaha and scandal could have been easily avoided if he'd simply told a somewhat 'creative' and modified version of the truth and not got into the typical Royals 'one size fits all' denial mode.

But there again, this might just be Karma at work – what goes around, comes around.
At the end of the day Andy's a twat that deserves a good measure of come-uppance for his unqualified arrogance and scrounging off the public purse along with the rest of his inbred mutant mongrel relatives.
Does the tosser have any saving graces? Nope, nary a one – and if it wasn't for bad manners he wouldn't have any – which reflects back on shit poor parenting and his exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege upbringing. Though WTF can we expect with that family – the nasty old broomstick merchant Queen Mother for a Granny – and his Greek racist knobhead of a father, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh – to say nothing of the 'always too busy' mother – HRH QE2.

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