Tuesday 22 December 2015

Tory Party Rebranded 'Bully Brigade'

In this week’s festive season ‘Enhanced Thuggery’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in non-linear scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the editorial desk under a tarpaulin outside the Conservative Party HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

For fuck's sake, if it wasn't for bad luck then Scameron's Nasty Party Tories wouldn't have any. What a dog n pony show government we now have to suffer thanks to the likes of New Labour's Ed 'Wallace' Millipede being stricken with cancer of the personality and no fucker or their dog wanting to vote for him – so they chose the second-worst option – the fucking Tories.
The sooner a general election's called and the brain dead electorate vote Corbyn into power the better. Is he perfect? Shit no, but the closest thing you'll find to a principled and honest politician this side of eternity.

So as the spin doctors continue with their attempts to extinguish the smouldering embers of Twatler Tory scandal, a fresh conflagration erupts with the fast, cheap and out of control Nasty Party MP for Twatford-on-the-Wold in Slopshire, none other than the Common Purpose NLP brainwashed Lucy Allan – first conjuring up death threats on her Fuckbook web page to get some hapless bloke with an honest opinion in the shit - and is now publicly exposed by an offended intern turned whistle-blower as Miss Tory Bully Boots 2015 for her customary habit of unleashing tirades of profane verbal abuse against her underpaid – and volunteer – zero hours contract minions every time she fucks up and, being such an egocentric prima donna, needs to splash out with the blame brush.

To regress, we have the Tatler Tory clique (Shaun 'Golly' Bailey, Mark 'De Pimp' Clarke, Joanne 'Suck n Swallow' Gash, Annonziata Rees-Mingger and Peter Lyingit) all getting the bum's rush - with chief pimp Marky Mark Clarke, appointed official provider of rosy cheeked and dimpled toyboys and other assorted split-arsed bumfodder for the Tory GropeTrip 2015 Fuck Bus re-election campaign - expelled from the Nasty Party with extreme prejudice for bullying. blackmail, rape, treason and murder plus being an all-round oick – and driving Nasty Party activist / campaign worker Elliot Johnson to suicide due relentless bullying and blackmail attempts and subjecting him to a kangaroo court ordeal and physical beatings.

It is now alleged that Johnson - rumour holds a Very Important Paedophile catamite wannabe - died of shame following an East India Club black tie felching orgy at Westminster’s now-infamous Hamster Square apartments where he had a KY Jelly-doused chinchilla shoved up his rear passage.

Next to go as the falling dominoes syndrome takes effect was Donal 'Piranha Teeth' Blaney, a former ally of shamed Mark Clarke, who was forced to resign as chairman of the influential Conservative Way Backwards nostalgia campaign group, set up to honour the Thatcherite legacy of mismanagement, privatisation and the continued coverup and protection of kiddie fiddling Tory MPs.

And let's nor forget the High Priest of Tory Sleaze - Grant 'Ten Names' Shitts – who once masqueraded as the Tory Party co-chairman until Scameron bestowed a lateral promotion to Minister charged with attempting to oversee MI6’s 'Secret Squirrel' Department for International Development (read 'Foreign Policy Meddling').

Then we have Nasty Party Chairman Lord Andy Pandy 'Get Yer Haircut' Feldman of Deadwood, with his ridiculous Donald Trumped bouffant coiffeur - rumoured to be Scameron's bestest pig-fucking buddy from Brownose College, Poxford days – and the pressure's on for him to fall on his own sword – or anything sharp that will result in mortal damage and herald his end as Nasty Party Chairman.

So, what's the tie that binds all these shitbags together? Apart from selling their souls to the Satanist worship cause, they all belong to London’s notorious Wanksworth-based Phoenix Lodge Masonic secret handshake sodomite / paedo / felching brethren 'and' the Porkies Blow Job Club.

Thus, as one graft and corruption (read 'criminal') scandal dies down with the slaughter of the sacrificial sheep (sic) the time is ripe for Lying Lucy Allan to enter this tragedy of errors - stage left.

In December 2015, Allan posted on her Fuckbook page what appeared to be an offensive death threat email she attributed to one of her Parliamentary constituents, a certain Rusty (nope – not me) which she later, when the scandalous truth was exposed, stated was a combination of several emails from constituents that got mixed up – with the offending post she claimed to be from Rusty (alias Adam Watling, son of Twatford-on-the-Wold Labour councillor Paul Watling) reading "Die, you ginger-mingin cock-sucking motherfucker, die!".

Then the controversy kicked in big time when Rusty's Dad got a cob on and contacted the Daily Shitraker with a copy of his son's original email: a plea to use economic sanctions rather military force after she voted in the House of Conmans in favour of starting air strikes against Syria - and which did not end with that profane phrase "Die, you ginger-mingin cock-sucking motherfucker, die!" - but rather a polite "Bye 4 now, Lucy" – thus publicly accused her of inventing the death threat.

Allan deactivated her Fuckbook and Twatter accounts following the incident and later apologised for creating a 'misleading impression' (er – lying though her T-rex-fit dentures) – then, while sporting her customary shit-eating 'I'm untouchable / above the law' grin – disingenuously claimed the controversy was not about her use of social media, but due to 'activists unhappy they didn’t get the MP they wanted'. What a fucking trollop.

Lying Lucy was duly reported to the not fit for purpose Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards over the incident – in all truth a criminal faux pas that the smirking, smarmy cunt attempted to brush off as simply another recurring instance of post-menopausal maniac madness.

Now Allan, being a twice-cursed tosspot and a soulless Tory liar – and as popular around her own constituency as a leper at a christening, is once again in the 'shit sticks' headlines thanks to her despicable Bully Bitch treatment of two (up to now – more to come) workers at her former Twatford constituency office – Arianna Bumbly and Katie Bellend – claim they were bullied by the star-crossed MP – and with the former having now made public voice mails left on her phone by Ms Allan while she was signed off sick.

The Twatford-on-the-Wold MP can be heard on the voice mail message screaming at Ms Bumbly, who had submitted a medical certificate as unwell to work.
“You are on a temporary contract. You are not protected by the law. You do not have 12 months’ service. If you sign yourself off sick … the only option will be to dismiss you.”

To wit, typical of the Nasty Party culture, this gloating by a Tory MP viz the shameful fact that workers have no legal protection - as new research indicates that 14 million people faced debt problems in the last year directly related to the sad reality they are on temporary, part-time or zero hours contracts: 1.26 million people now are forced to work part time because they can’t get a full time job – with 565,000 work a temporary job because they can’t get a permanent job – plus 790,000 people are forced to work on zero hour contracts as their main job - and the blue-nosed Toff's Party claim to be on the side of working people. Bullshit.

Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Scumbags Gazette, Bumbly and Bellend related Allan's constituency office was a nasty, toxic environment to work in, and when they complained to the Conservative HQ over her despicable ogre style behaviour, were told that sympathy was in the dictionary – right between shit and syphilis.

Conversely Lying Lucy's ex-campaign manager Katie 'Rat Fangs' Woodleg, founder of the Croydon Halitosis Society, suffered a minor 'blonde moment' career devastation event by joining the fray then publicly stating the uber-troll MP should bite the bullet and quit over the bullying allegations and all-round piss poor performance on behalf of her constituents – plus becoming yet another major embarrassment Scameron and his Nasty Tory Gang don't really need.

Hence we are left to speculate WTF the Tory hierarchy and the useless Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards Office mandarins will do in way of slapping sanctions on the egocentric gobshite twat for her guttersnipe bully bitch behaviour - for no amount of magic circle spin is gonna exonerate this ginger mingin slapper twat from her malevolent ego-driven indiscretions – nor the unqualified arrogance involved in Allan's sociopath dog n pony show performance. Who the fuck does the demagogic skanger think she is?

But poxy Parliament's shut down for the festive season hol's and now these scumsters are off for Christmas, toasting each other's idle overpaid arses in the House of Conman's duty free Strangler's Bar with glasses of Rothshite Chateau de Jobseeker's Blood (Great Depression / 1920's vintage). Thus by the time they reconvene in the New Year half the brain dead population that are baying for her blood n guts right now will be hung over and more concerned with credit card bills than exacting justice on Allan's worthless neck.

And Lying Lucy's 'outside the box' solution to calls for her to resign – or do a Lord Feldman and fall on something sharp and nasty - is labour on under the false and delusional impression that a festive season 'sorry' apology will suffice to appease offended egos and sensibilities.
Allan's the type of dog wanker who would push for the criminalisation of free speech where it concerns criticism of politicos – and specifically herself – and as to thinking outside the box – she should be in a fucking box – and six feet under.
Really, who the fuck voted for this Philistine – cos it wasn't the folks from Twatford-on-the-Wold?

So if any zero hours contract workers or bullied political interns / party activists would like to post Lying Lucy a festive season death threat or two on her Fuckbook weblog page, or send her a 'don't forget your toxic shite winter flu jab' reminder - then here's her publicly-listed House of Conmans e-addy: lucy.allan.mp@parliament.uk or alternatively as the House of Conmans doss house is on Xmas recess - lucy@lucyallan.com

Have you been accused of making death threats to shitbag lying scum MPs? Did you send an e-mail telling Lucy Allan to 'fuck off, eat shit and die'? Have you been gagged by the Nasty Party hierarchy? Do you have any photos of Posh Dave Scameron getting a blow job off a pig?

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Thought for the day. Summed up simply, Lucy Allan is a class act cunt. A cunt in cunt's clothing, as the adage goes – who, as rumour would have it – is only to be equalled (if not surpassed) in her innate nasty bastard contempt for others by bottle blonde Scouse donation-fiddling shitbag Charlotte Ann Leslie, the Tory Nasty Party's MP for the Bristol North West constituency.

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Sunday 13 December 2015

Top Military School Sexual ‘Abuse’ Probed

In today’s Enhanced Kiddie Fiddling / Untouchable Sodomites' Society edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Angus McScallie, manning the mobile editorial desk across the road from Edinburgh's BD/SM Violate Club for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/626318/Top-military-abuse-probed-Queen-Victoria-School

Glenn Harrison was a housemaster at Queen Victoria School in Dunblane when he became concerned regarding the after dark antics of a group of dodgy VIP (Very Important Paedophile) perverts being officially granted unfettered access to his pubescent and juvenile pupils.

He made a report to the old Central Scotland Police, but officers from the Thug Squad responded by breaking down the door to his flat and snatching any and all incriminating computer discs, papers and other nasty evidence that might get their ruling elite Masonic brothers into trouble.

The loose-lipped, whistle-blowing Harrison was obviously not a guy to be trusted with dirty secrets and subsequently ordered by the Headmaster to pack his shit and go – never to return – and escorted from the purportedly 'elite' QVS school's campus by moronic renta-thug security guards - (noteworthy: Queen Lizzie's useless Greek spouse, Black Nobility Guelph and career sociopath, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, is the school's poxy patron) - and interrogated by Keystone Cop detectives in a local police station.

After the disturbing incident in December 1991, he moved to Unst in the Shetland Isles and continued his successful career as an educator – teaching sheep.

Despite the support of his MP, Jim Wallace, now Lord Wallace of Wankerness, and in keeping with the corrupt antics of Nonceland's Mason-infested Plod Squad filth, Harrison never received an explanation for the way he was treated.

He lodged further complaints in the wake of the paedo-linked Dunblane Massacre in 1996 and again in 2005, before launching a final quest for answers earlier this year.
Now the Police Investigations & Review Commissioner (PIRC) has written to Harrison to confirm that his complaints have never been properly dealt with (and probably never will before Hell freezes over).

The letter states: "In your letter to Police Scotland on 6 September 2014, you raised the following complaints about the police:

"1) that, in December 1991, officers removed items from your flat without a warrant (and, in doing so, may have been attempting to destroy evidence related to your allegations about a possible paedophile ring);

"2) that officers failed to make specific enquiries into your allegations about a possible paedophile ring, and instead told you never to return to the school where you worked; and ...

"3) that the behaviour of officers towards you, as a teacher carrying out your professional duty to protect children, was entirely inappropriate.

"As far as I can ascertain from my examination of the papers provided by both you and the police, none of the complaints listed above has ever been investigated or responded to by the police. I have therefore written to Police Scotland requesting that it makes enquiry into the complaints listed above and thereafter provides you with an appropriate response."

Mr Harrison said he was pleased by the PIRC response but admitted that he was "not getting his hopes up" just yet.

"This shows it was not just way back in 1991, it's all the years since including in 2005 when the police even came to see me in Shetland and then ignored me again."

Harrison added: "Police Scotland are more or less over a barrel because they can't ignore it. Now they have to explain to me why they have not investigated these serious allegations."
"I am not the issue here, Glenn Harrison is the pain in the neck bringing up something from 24 years ago. The issue is the behaviour of the police who have broken their own code of conduct in order to achieve their own aims."

The Queen Victoria School is funded by the taxpayer for the children of serving Scottish military personnel and professional caber tossers.
Harrison claimed that boys were taken off campus as bum fodder to Satanic fudging parties attended by high-ranking legal, military and political figures.

This decadent, child-molesting Freemason cult - known as the 'Friends of QVS Catamites' - included former solicitor general Sir Nicholas Fairbairn and the leading advocate Robert Henderson QC – both practicing Satanists and notorious paedo-sodomites and the type of scum who would sink to engaging in oral sex with a pig.

Harrison further stated for the public record that: "They had to take their kilts, clean underwear and tubes of KY Jelly and I was not given a contact address. What may have gone on at these parties was secret but some boys were very disturbed at being buggered and the distateful 'suck n swallow' rituals they were forced to perform."

"I became disturbed, too, by screams in the dorm at night - from sphincters being stretched, empty beds, rituals in dark places and used, warm, filled condoms hurriedly abandoned. There was fear throughout every age group and the teachers knew about it."

The 'more at scent than substance' Holyrood inquiry into historic child abuse has been asked to consider the claims, with the Ministry of Defence confirming that it was 'co-operating fully with the 'window dressing' investigations' – by shredding any and all incriminating documents.

So, the burning questions of the day are:

Will the Dunblane Primary School Massacre (Scandal) Coverup be Exposed Next?
Will the Lord Douggie 'McWhitewash' Cullen Inquiry Coverup (100 year Closure Order) to Protect VIP (Very Important Paedophiles) Masonic Nonce Ponce / Speculative Society Sodomite Brethren (Lord George Robertson?) be Finally Laid Bare in National Gutter Press Media?

Will the Venal Aberdeen-based VIP Paedophile Ring that Sexually Abused Hollie Greig and Other Special Needs / Disabled Children be a National Banner Headline too?

Will the Titled & High-Falutin Crown Office, Holyrood Nonce / Rent Boy Buggering Apologist, Enabler and Facilitator Panjandrums (Past & Present - [Operation Planet] ) be Exposed for Covering up (and Participating in) these Vile Crimes – along with Glasgow's Bent Media-Manipulating (Money-Laundering) Conspiracy-Ridden, Corrupt Scumster Solicitor Clique?

Can Plod Squad Nonceland be Trusted with this Investigation? Past Experience & Results Say 'NO'.

Will Valiant Welshman Robert Green be exonerated and pardoned for 'Doing the Right Thing' and Exposing the 'Untouchable' psycho / blood sacrifice / murdering Aberdeen Satanist Paedo Ring?

Will Scotland's Ill-Conceived 'Named Nonce' Project Actually Protect Children – or Just the Appointed Kiddie Fiddlers?

Will Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond ever Get a Six Pack? (and not Tennent's Lager)
Will the Scottish Herald ever Print the TRUTH?
Will Pigs Fly?

No Way – Not While this Corrupt Cabal of Scottish Rite Freemasons Rules the Roost.

More Power to the Likes of Educator Glenn Harrison & Lord Michael Evan Victor Baillie - 3rd Baron Burton (RIP) – a Singular Good Mason Possessed of a Moral Conscience Who was Silenced by Corrupt Fellow Masons viz Exposing the Truth of the Dunblane School Massacre Scandal and Cullen's Coverup - and Who Actually Shot Who.

http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk/2012/06/26/the-good-freemason-lord-burton/

For the record: The scumbag who silenced Lord Burton with a tantrum display of fist-to-table banging in the House of Lords was none other than Masonic Speculative Society 'Friend of QVS' – Scotland's Lord Advocate, Baron Peter 'Lovrat' Fraser of Carmyllie – the self-same grossly overweight slug who conspired to ignore sore thumb Whodunnit evidence viz the Lockerbie bombing that implicated a rogue Drugs-4-Arms CIA black ops crew and instead indicted a couple of Libyan patsies.

Fraser, like Lord Burton - albeit morally poles apart - (Burton was no kiddie-buggering nonce) were both life-long Practitioners of The Craft and members of Edinburgh's Grand Lodge of Free & Incontinent Masons.

Prior to his death Lord Burton confided that it was unfair for Freemasonry in general to be held responsible for the likes of Hamilton being the local Dunblane paedo-pimp when the actual blame lies with Freemasonry's Speculative Society Law Lord clique and too the corrupt and corrosive toxic culture that has metastasised throughout the entire body of Nonceland's venal judiciary.

Rumour has it that in light of this resurrected Tartan Tadgers sodomy scandal, Dunblane's Queen Victoria School is to be re-named the St Sodom's Military Academy for Latter Day Catamites.

Do you live in Jimmy Krankie's SNP Fascist Scotland? Did you belong to the Dunblane Boy Scout troop? Were you ever groped by a gun-toting cross-dressing dog wanker nutter named Thomas Watt Hamilton? Have you ever been buggered by some bloke in a tartan skirt while boarding at QVS (local Laird / Sheriff / visiting VIP / BBC DJs / Prince Dobby)? Do you fancy a taste of Scotland's perverse sense of Alice in Wonderland topsy-turvy justice?

Send your comments using the online reply form below to name and shame the abusers and you could win a 12 month stay in one of Nonceland's penal institutes – just like Rob Green and Rusty.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals – otters, voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, at the merest mention of a public media 'VIP Nonce Ponce Expose' a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Military Knights of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).