Oh my, the hapless Welsh have only just managed to see the back of that limp-wristed, old onanist, Marky Mark Duckford – as much use as tits on a bull in the role of Worst Minister.
Now we have his replacement, the Zambia-born Labour leader, Vaughn Gething – (not quite the ex-mining stock Chapel choir baritone whose voice echoes down the Valleys) – who has incited the tight-fisted, ethnic Welsh population into a rebellious uproar - as he intends to provide £1,600 nicker handouts – of taxpayer funds - to any and all illegal immigrants who wash ashore on the beaches of Welsh Wales with their sticky, foreign paws outstretched for a monthly, humanitarian windfall.
Yep, you read it correctly - £1,600 per month - cash in hand – spend it on WTF you like. Wine, women, drugs – or a heap of that all-time enemy of dental fillings - Number 8 Rock.
Now what a magnetic draw that is for re-directing the rubber boats on route from France to Dover, or Folkstone – henceforth setting a compass heading around the foot of Cornwall and up into the Bristol Channel, and beach their overloaded dinghy fleet illegal immigrant cargoes at Swansea or Cardiff.
Meanwhile, old, penury-stricken Granny Blodwen Jones down the road, in her cottage on the side of Snowdonia's windswept Cader Idris, is struggling to get by on her allotted Welsh state pension – of £900 per month – to cover coal for her fire to keep warm and heat the bath water, pay the rent – and the rip-off council tax - and keep her meagre larder stocked with buttermilk and a few crusts of bara brith.
Conversely, Welsh Tory opposition leader, RT Davies, has slammed Labour’s ‘universal basic income’ handouts policy as ‘nonsensical’ – and colossal waste of tens of millions of pounds of taxpayers’ funds – plus simply acting as a ‘pull factor’ for the Channel-hopping illegals – when the primary focus should be on the priorities of the Welsh tax-paying voters.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1884146/illegal-migrants-basic-income
One news team from the Scrounging Scally Gazette counted 93 batshit illegal migrants - including 30 piss wet through, snotty-nosed kids – screaming ‘Where’s me effin’ Easter egg?’ - after a quick, eyeball reference to their English phrase book - (courtesy of the Border Force - along with the life jacket and woolly blankets) - as they were led away to the nearby migrant processing centres at Dover’s McDonalds and KFC branches over the religious holiday weekend.
Really how the fuck are they ever gonna stop the boats when Broken Britain has something more on offer than the safe haven of France they’ve just sailed from – or the home country they’re fleeing from?
To wit, we are collectively left in a state of gobsmacked head-shaking at this fubar situation of inflatable Zodiacs, overloaded to a point of zero freeboard, and upon reaching a halfway mark of the Channel, are picked up by British Border Force vessels, kitted with life jackets and brought ashore our our south coast, wrapped in a blanket.
Hmmm, and this is achieved – how? With British government connivance – all part of the Great Reset – to dilute and pollute our national, traditional culture.
Amazing, Sir Francis Drake stymied the entire Spanish Armada’s attempt to invade England from the coast of France – several centuries ago – and Hitler’s entire Nazi war machine was thwarted at every turn and attempt to put an invasion force on a south coast British beach – even from a sneaky midnight submarine drop - yet these ‘economic immigrant illegals are arriving faster than anyone can say ‘universal basic income payment’.
What is required be for Englishmen, all native Britons, in fact, to get off their complacent arses, in a fit of feverish patriotism, and put a timely – and well overdue – end to these illegal foreign migrant boat landings along our southern coastline – before our Anglo-Saxon bloodline DNA, culture and traditions are diluted – and polluted - to a point where the English language and our Protestant Christian faith become alien in our own land due this corrupt Great Reset agenda – being expedited on an industrial scale, to accommodate and integrate legions of infidel barbarians.
OMG! The Chinese car company BYD is in dire need of an English-speaking – and British culture-savvy PE rep’ – to revise their intended launch of an all-new electric vehicle for our roads at a ‘cheap as it gets’ £8000 quid - the cut-price option available to drivers across Food Bank Britain – and that is bound to be a buyer’s magnet – but not with a car model named the Seagull.
We wonder, have the Beijing bunglers zero concept of how Brits regard the ice-cream stealing seaside shite hawks – having to wield an umbrella as you stroll along the promenade, to prevent getting shit on by the incontinent seagull squadrons?
Happy holidays, said the Easter Bunny, as he / she viewed the common herd lemming population collectively heading off to the same countryfied beauty spots – which, considering our current national weather presenting a dowry of parmy - will have by now all been transformed into a collection of trodden-down, puddle-ridden, mud-lugged, and boggy landfill sites by the time the tourists upped their tents and shades and picnic mats, and departed that rural beauty spot – and headed back to their urban destinations.
We shake our collective heads at how far off the rails this gender-affirming bullshit has strayed – with an NHS public healthcare system already overstretched and at the breaking point, which needs to focus on procedures, many life-saving, that are medically necessary - and ‘not’ on gender-bender vanity-driven penectomy and vaginoplasty surgeries for those members of our society that claim to be gender-confused to such an extent they can’t decide if to stand up or sit down to take a leak – and them have the brazen hubris to demand you refer to them by some bio-contradictory she/her - or he/him - pronouns.
Alas, woe, and thrice woe, Labour’s general election dreams and power grab delusions for 2024 grow more vacuous by the day, and now manifest as being more at scent than substance.
Labour party core support voter membership has taken yet another gobsmacking, drastic plunge this past week - plummeting to 366,000 from 390,000 in January this year – and one hell of a drop from the 2019 high of 532,000 achieved while Jeremy Corbyn was party leader.
That, of course, was before the arch-flip-flopping Kier Stammerer grabbed the reins of power and proved himself a total moral contradiction - by first reneging on his £28 billion quid flagship eco-pledge – then slagging off dozy Dianne Abbot, and to add insult to injury - with his pro-Israeli stance - further slagged off the hapless Palestinians of Gaza, then gave a thumbs-up ‘Bravo’ to Israel’s psycho IDF’s Muslim ethnic cleansing-fest – and the total demolition of the entire Gaza Strip littoral enclave – all ready for bulldozing and occupation by land-grabbing Zionist settlers.
With consideration of the above paragraph content, hard core Red Wall traditional voters are now waking up to an ‘in yer face’ blatant fact that these Labour dog wankers, under the aegis of Stammerer, and his deputy dawg sidekick, the crapital gains tax-dodging, ginger-mingin, Mangela Rayner, should be put back in their box, with the lid shut tight.
Hmmm, Rayner – rumour holds that the only academic qualification she has to her name is an iffy (probably forged) degree from Stockport’s Uri Geller Institute for Advanced Spoon Bending
Ha! Time for a spot of silly news and a laugh.
The all-new, latest fad for the short-changed, hungry population of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) is to head out on a scally-venture and shoplift sausage rolls from Greggs – prompting the High Street cafĂ© and bakery franchise to consider installing CCTV systems, and placing security guards on the premises .
On my, how is any fucker n their dog expected to maintain a balanced diet, and stay healthy, eating that baked pigmeat - plus additives – bad cholesterol-loaded shite?
https://www.gbnews.com/news/greggs-staff-to-wear-body-cameras
As the ‘switched on’ cognoscenti have known from Day One, there never was a Covid-1984 bio-weapon virus that escaped from wicked Wuhan – or the shithole of a filthy wet market next door.
Nope, it was, if anything, just the jolly old common colds and seasonal flu doing the rounds – and the rest of the ‘We’re all gonna Die’ theatre a plandemic / scamdemic mind game / depopulation hoax - staged by the scofflaw New World Order / Great Reset control freak actors.
Truth be known, the real bio-weapon was in the toxic Covid vaccine adjuvants – (graphene oxide, spike proteins, formaldehyde, foetal tissue, aluminium – along with a whole host of other nasty, noxious crap) - and the ‘sans cervelles’ – (brainless / IQ-deficient) common herd are still queuing to this day, sleeves rolled up, ready for their next seasonal booster shot as we roll into Springtime 2024.
Yep, they may see Summer, but not Christmas.
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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