Oh yeah, just take a butcher’s at the banner headline, read on - and welcome to Third World aristocratic arrogance.
It is now an established fact in sunny Siam, under the rabid reign of the current Thai monarch, King Vajiralongkorn - aka Rama X-Box - that any and all acts of lèse-majesté are classed as crapital crimes – incurring lengthy sentences – and – er- starvation - and eventual ‘death’.
Yep, this Rama X-Men guy is no Yul Brynner ‘King and I’ easy going Mr Mongkut type, with an infectious sense of humour – he’s a nasty piece of egocentric, human dross – arrogance personified - while his father, the late King Bhumibol, was a nice, pleasant old chap - fed birds in his garden and stroked cats - unlike the shifty offspring, the IQ-deficient Maha Vajiralongkorn – a human aberration – and widely surmised to be the cousin-on-cousin interbreeding result of the Thai ruling dynasty male line swimming for far too long at the shallow end of the Chakri gene pool.
The incumbent monarch, Vajiralongkorn, has a reputation – domestic and international - of not quite being the paragon example of law-abiding virtue and moral rectitude one might expect of the hereditary monarch of a Buddhist nation, and whose private life continues to be a controversial subject of discussion in Thailand - (and elsewhere) – with his gambling addiction being funded by the now-exiled former prime minister, Thaksin Shitawaterrat.
Oh yes, Rama X’s philandering, dissolute lifestyle has earned the dipshit a record for going through wives as fast as divorce courts can process the paper-works - to say nothing of his pick n mix harem of ‘three hole’ paramours – along with nightly assignations in the company of Bangkok’s Phat Phong whores – both the female suck-n-swallow bar habitues - ‘and’ the ladyboy ‘kathoey’ (ass bandit) variety that infest the city’s red light district.
And now to the raison d'être for today’s conscience-sparked denunciation of Thailand’s Monty Python monarchy.
Netiporn ‘Bung’ Sanesangkhom, a female Thai socio-political activist, accused of insulting the country's monarch, has reportedly died in prison following a months-long hunger strike- when – according to the official press release - ‘her heart suddenly stopped beating on Tuesday morning.’
The 28-year-old Bung, a member of a youth movement calling for royal reforms, had been detained since 26th January, facing several charges of lèse-majesté – i.e. insulting the monarchy.
Ms Sanesangkhom was arrested for publicly demanding reform of Thailand's more at scent than substance justice system, including changes to the notorious. Mickey Mouse lèse-majesté law, which criminalises critical comment – er – telling the Truth - regarding the royal family.
Lèse-majesté laws are covered by Section 112 of the Thai Criminal Code – under which it is illegal to defame, insult, or threaten the king, queen, and / or heir-apparent – and (believe it or not) royal pets.
Netiporn Sanesangkhom had initially been held on a contempt of court charge, with her detention extended after bail in a separate lèse-majesté case for referring to Vajiralongkorn / Rama X as a ‘dog wanker’.
The hapless Ms Sanesangkhom was further accused in two cases of lèse-majesté, relating to public views on the disruption caused by royal motorcades making an even worse fuck-up of Bangkok traffic than it already is – and the second regarding ‘in yer face’ royal family corruption - facing up to 15 years in prison for each charge.
The nation's lèse-majesté law, which forbids any and all well-deserved insults of the corruption-ridden, inept monarchy, is among the strictest – and nastiest - in the world - and has been increasingly enforced ever since the Thai military took power in their 2014 coup – resulting in many political activists punished with harsh jail sentences for exposing the moral turpitude of Maha Vajiralongkorn and his extended greedy, grasping, corrupt family, and royal court – along with the high n mighty degenerate military regime.
Thailand has some of the strictest lèse-majesté laws in the known Universe - with the legal aid group, Thai Lawyers for Human Rights, claiming an excess of 260 charges have been filed against hapless Thai activists under this lèse-majesté code since 2020.
While foreign jurists and critics claim the military-backed government uses the law to clamp down on free speech - and the United Nations has repeatedly called on Thailand to amend it - the Thai government states the law is necessary to protect their incumbent ‘Beacon of Righteousness – aka the Rama X monarch – regardless of the fact he is widely viewed by the general population as a corrupt and immoral bisexual playboy, who likes taking it up the back passage – and being an all-round total shit-fer-brains dickhead.
To add to, and somewhat confirm, this public opinion; while still Crown Prince, and prior to succeeding the throne upon the death of his father, Vajiralong – in one of his typical – and habitual – states of ganja and booze-fuelled delirium, bestowed upon his pet poodle, Fufu, the vaunted military rank of Air Chief Marshal.
Dusit Palace records, leaked to gutter press hacks for twenty pieces of silver, reveal that Fufu was later killed when the fighter jet aircraft the dog had been assigned to solo-pilot, crashed during an abortive take-off – with no chance of deploying the ejector seat - finally proving the pre-determined opinion that poodles are utter crap at flying planes – regardless of their Air Force rank.
Hmmm, it’s a fucking wonder the Thai royals have never attempted to sue Disney Corp under lèse-majesté law / Section 112 for their Lady and the Tramp movie’s cartoon / animated casting of Si and Am – the two Siamese cats and their ‘we are Siamese, if you please’ song.
A pity the Thai peasantry don’t take a leaf out of England’s – and greater Europe's – historic record book on dealing with corrupt aristocrats and abusive monarchs.
On a good day they get imprisoned or exiled – and on a real bad day, we kick-start civil wars, then behead the fuckers (bye-bye Charles Stuart I / 1649 – a Tyrant, Traitor, Murderer and Public Enemy) – as did the foul and most foreign French in 1789 / 1793 (bye-bye Bourbons), and our Russian neighbours in 1917 (bye-bye Romanovs).
There again, the flawed concept of lèse-majesté is wholly ignored across Broken Britain in present times, due the circus antics of the grossly inbred, slack-jawed and big-eared Saxe-Coburg und Gotha royal line – rebranding themselves as Windsor – we have such national embarrassments as the ginger-mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, manifesting in our midst – along with his money-grubbing, shit-fer-brains Uncle Andy Pandy – bestest mates with serial paedo’ rapist Jeffrey Epslime.
Then, to cap it all, the People’s Princess, our beloved Di’ – being terminated in a set-up car smash in 'gay Paree' – along with her infidel husband-to-be, Dodo al Fayed – and the unborn child she was carrying - to negate any and all possibility that her eldest son Willy - next in line for the throne - would not have a Muslim step-father around to unduly influence Crown policy.
https://www.asiaglobalonline.hku.hk/free-people-movements-and-political-awakening-thailand
https://www.dw.com/en/exiled-thai-activists-fear-for-their-lives-in-southeast-asia/a-49993115
https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2793490/pm-wants-answers-about-activists-death
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajiralongkorn
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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