Friday, 2 October 2020

Cats Now Under Covid-1984 Lockdown

Fer fuck's sake – Food Bank Britain's moronic Tory Nasty Party government and its Big Pharma shill science boffins – the corrupt parties of self-interest likes of Professors Neil 'Fuckups' Ferguson, Sir Paddy Unbalanced and Chris Shitty - are that desperate to make a fucking case out of Scotch Mist exaggeration and a pack of concocted lies that they claim even household pets can now catch – and transmit - the Covid-1984 scamdemic virus.

So henceforth all nocturnal journeyman moggies must be kept indoors (to piss n shit anywhere convenient) – and quarantined for 14 days (cat time) – then, just to push the bullshit narrative that bit further to the precipice of reason - this might well apply to other domestic pets – such as mini-pigs, pint-sized aardvarks, dwarf hippopotamus and fluffy ferrets - along with gerbils, hamsters, and other felching-sized rodents – plus budgies, canaries, kookaburras – and parrots. Yeah right, you heard it correct the first time – even parrots can catch it – as evidenced by the recent outbreak of Sneezing Parrot Syndrome.

"Polly wants the vaccine. Polly wants the vaccine. Call Bill Gates. Call Kill Bill. Polly needs a ventilator. Call the fucking Vet".

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