Food Bank Britain Trials Social Credit

Welcome to the first ‘taster session’ of Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF ‘Great Reset’, as Third World Welsh Wales - and the city council of Yorkshire's Horrible Hull - prepare to launch and trial a universal basic income / social credit score system, dubbed ‘the smart wallet’ – based on the ‘good, obedient citizen’ model imposed on every fucker and their dog in the People’s Utopia of China.

On a par with the dystopian Middle Kingdom’s ‘Beijing Rules’, participants will receive “digital points” for ‘virtuous behaviour’ like recycling waste and agreeing with every fucking thing the ‘We Know Best’ government says and does – such as applauding Covid lockdowns, bequeathing your internal organs to the NHS, ignoring the inconveniences of supply chain failures – and never criticising the Powers That Be for their disregard of social distancing and lockdown regulations - when the ‘Let’s Party’ mood is on them.

Compliant sheeple will earn further brownie point credits for their digital wallet if they recycle, and cop for further ‘rewards’ if they use public transport and monitor their water and energy consumption – by showering once a week and eating cold meals – while the threat of ‘bad behaviour’ sanctions hangs over the Bolshie sectors of society like a Damoclean blade if they fail to obey ‘the rules’.

No shit Sherlock. How to breed a nation of lazy cunts. Universal Basic Income. £1,600 per month for doing fuck all. Who the fuck thought this one up – the Good Fairy – on drugs?

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