Taking a well-earned break from writing his tell-all memoirs this week, and accompanied by a twenty-man (plus two women and a gender-bending tranny) Netflix production team – along with a gaggle of international media camera crews - Prince Harry, the current incumbent President of African Parks, travelled to that very continent last week, landing in Mozambique on Wednesday, to begin a three-day sojourn, as part of his latest hare-brained publicity stunt - a wildlife conservation project - with the trip being confirmed on the WastrelWankers.com website.
Rampant rumours that Harry’s true purpose of the visit was to stock up on yummy Cape Buffalo steaks to fill his Montecito mansion walk-in freezer has been strongly denied by the US-based House-of-Hewitt PR team.
Next stop for Prince-Duke Harry of Sussex will be Rwanda, where he is to meet up with Tutsi massacre survivor and incumbent President, Paul Kagame, and oversee the ribbon cutting ceremony at the Kigali Genocide Memorial Museum - before touring the Akagera and Nyungwe National Park restaurants – and sampling one of their renown gourmet Cordon Giraffe endangered species roast dinners.
OMG! The Unacceptable Face of Wildlife Conservation Hypocrisy. That nasty ginger-mingin' Royal cuckoo twat just shot Billy the Buffalo.
But that's Hypocrisy Harry - a virtue signalling tosser - who, this week, did his bit for the zero carbon climate change effort by flying from the Golden State up to Colorado in a private jet - just to play polo - while his faithful steed and kit travelled second class - by road.
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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